Babygoat Me Lite, a Hubot script that grabs baby goat images from GIS, AKA the most important code I have ever cobbled together.

babygoatme.coffee

# Description:
#   Baby goats, motherfucker
#
# Dependencies:
#   None
#
# Configuration:
#   None
#
# Commands:
#   hubot babygoat me - Get a baby goat

module.exports = (robot) ->

  robot.respond /babygoat me/i, (msg) ->
    imageMe msg, "baby goat", (url) ->
      msg.send url

  imageMe = (msg, query, cb) ->
    q = v: '1.0', rsz: '8', q: query, safe: 'active'
    msg.http('http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/services/search/images')
      .query(q)
      .get() (err, res, body) ->
        images = JSON.parse(body)
        images = images.responseData?.results
        if images?.length > 0
          image  = msg.random images
          cb "#{image.unescapedUrl}"