jquery.pollute.js

(function ($) {
  $.fn.pollute = function (pollution) {
    
    // first we extend the pollution object to the window, nice!
    $.extend(window, pollution);
    
    // make sure we're really nasty, and pollute all the elements as well.
    return this.each(function () {
      
      for ( var junk in pollution ) {
        if ( typeof pollution[junk] === 'object' ) {
          $(this).pollute(pollution[junk]);
          return;
        }
        $.extend(this, pollution);
      }
    });
  }
})(jQuery);

//Usage
$(document).pollute({
 foo: 'bar', 
 more: {
  crap: 'baz',
  yuck: 'junk'
 }, 
badass: window
});





// Automatically adds foo to the global scope! 
// As an added bonus the junk gets put on EVERY MATCHED ELEMENT in the collection as well!
// Yippee!!

@brennannovak - I want my work to be taken seriously. This is a real problem. I dont want to have to waste my time with namespaces - thats just too hard to remember!!

Hehe, mesa-thinks it's funny that it's called "pollution" :)

Dig the circ-referencing memory leakage that's seeping out, too.

@paulirish - It's very feature rich like that! I wanted to make sure I covered all the important aspects of REAL javascript programming.

I think I just saw Douglas Crockford leaving this page, clutching his stomach and puking.

That's ok, because I tried to read his book and it was too confusing. All this non-sense about scope and closures?? WTF OMFG!!

lol!

@brennannovak i just realized you jar-jar-jinxed this

heeehe