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# From http://macintoshphone.blogspot.com/p/list-of-apple-ic-slogans.html
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iThink, therefore iMac.
Hello. Again.
Blows minds, not budgets.
Where did the computer go?
From the creators of iPod.
The most affordable Mac ever.
Now showing. The new iMac G5
Small is Beautiful
The new, all-in-one iMac
You can't be too thin, Or too powerful.
A little Mini. A lot of Leopard
The ultimate all-in-one. Now shipping with Leopard
More Power. Thinly disguised.
Beauty. Brains. And now more brawn.
The all-in-one for everyone.
Faster. Greener. Still mini.
Brilliance, squared.
Small is huge.
It’s a good time to be a desk.
The ultimate all-in-one. Now with the ultimate display.
The new, mightier mini.
Redesigned in a very big way.
The ultimate all-in-one. Turbocharged.
The ultimate all-in-one goes all out.
The iMac to Go.
The plot thins
Less is more
Sends other UNIX boxes to /dev/null
Higher Resolution. Better Mileage
Meet the family. Now complete.
Everything2
Same lovable MacBook. New lovable speed.
Vroom with a View
State-of-the-art meets state-of-the-art. MacBook Pro now shipping with Leopard
Same lovable MacBook. New amazing OS. MacBook now shipping with Leopard
There's something in the air
MacBook Air. The world's thinnest notebook.
Thinnovation
Book smart
Nimble, meet quick.
Rapid transit
Meet the next generation of notebooks.
Redesigned. Reengineered, Re-everythinged.
The new MacBook Air. Better graphics. More storage. Yet still the world’s thinnest notebook.
Thin as always. Faster than ever.
An even quicker study.
The new MacBook Pro family.
The notebook you love. In a whole new edition
The fastest, most powerful MacBook Pro ever. Times three.
The notebook for everyone. Now with more speed, power, and battery life.
The notebook for everyone. Just $999.
The next generation of MacBooks.
State-of-the-art processors. All-new graphics. Breakthrough high-speed I/O. Three very big leaps forward.
The new, faster MacBook Air. Everyone should have a notebook this advanced. And now everyone can.
It's a whole new vision for the notebook.
Now it's even faster than it looks.
Two Brains are better than one
Rips through digital video faster than Pentiums can say
The world's fastest computer
Engineered for the Creative Class
The 64-bit professional dream machine
Power Mac G5. The power of four.
Room to grow. Introducing Mac Pro
Life Made Easier
64-bit Quad Xeon. Introducing Mac Pro
The new Mac Pro. Tower of 8-core power.
Start your engines. All eight of them
Expand at will.
Beauty outside. Beast inside.
Mac. To the power of 12.
We mean business.
More power. Less energy.
1,000 songs in your pocket.
Introducing the new iPod family.
7,500 songs in your pocket.
The best keeps getting better
10,000 songs in your pocket.
Paint it black.
One more thing...
Watch your music
15,000 songs. 25,000 photos. 80 hours of video.
Home stereo. Reinvented.
Back for an encore.
Tune your run.
Movies, TV shows, games, and music. Now playing on an iPod near you.
Give the gift of iPod.
Hold everything.
Play more than music. Play a part.
One size fits all.
Your Top 40,000.
Mini. The next big thing.
Teeny doesn't mean weeny.
Life is random.
Do not eat iPod shuffle
Give chance a chance.
Random is the new order.
Enjoy uncertainty.
Clip and go.
Put some music on.
Put some color on.
A new gig for iPod shuffle
Get your groove on. In four new colors
Small Talk.
It's small. It talks. And it's in color.
The first music player that talks to you. Now in five colors.
The perfect mix.
1,000 songs. Impossibly small.
Completely remastered.
Put a different kind of change in your pocket.
A little video for everyone.
nano-chromatic
Nano Shoots Video.
A new way to nano
Multi-Touch. And multi-talented.
Completely Renanoed.
Touch comes to iPod
Now there's even more to touch.
Everybody Touch.
What's new to touch.
Tap into what's new.
Now there's even more to touch.
Pump up the volume. iPod Touch Now in 32GB.
So much to touch.
The funnest iPod ever.
Millions of songs. Thousands of videos. Hundreds of games.
Next level fun.
Game on. And on. And on.
It has fun written all over it.
Share The Fun.
Engineered for maximum funness.