Hipsteroku name generator

README.md

Generates hipster-ish Heroku-style names.

tattooed-skateboard-3254

try-hard-wolf-3343

pop-up-cronut-4510

heirloom-mimosa-3946

hella-seitan-3900

direct-trade-wolf-5861

slow-carb-messenger-bag-9074

try-hard-cred-9871

shabby-chic-pug-9030

street-art-quinoa-0181

asymmetrical-sriracha-0228

asymmetrical-leggings-0742

retro-selfie-9755

hipsteroku.es6

const BEFORE_IT_WAS_COOL = [
  'twee', 'post-ironic', 'single-origin', 'authentic', 'organic', 'actually', 'plaid', 'flannel',
  'retro', 'raw', 'denim', 'viral', 'whatever', 'tattooed', 'ugh', 'small-batch',
  'chillwave', 'hella', 'meh', 'yolo', 'slow-carb', 'diy', 'heirloom', 'readymade',
  'tousled', 'artisanal', 'taxidermy', 'pour-over', 'lo-fi', '8-bit', 'vegan', 'gluten-free',
  'paleo', 'craft', 'ethical', 'pickled', 'shabby-chic', 'literally', 'farm-to-table', 'sustainable',
  'normcore', 'asymmetrical', 'cliche', 'cold-pressed', 'flexitarian', '90s', 'scenester', 'vinyl',
  'cray', 'direct-trade', 'biodiesel', 'reclaimed', 'locavore', 'try-hard', 'next-level', 'mumblecore',
  'disruptive','chambray','bespoke','street-art','pop-up','sold-out','xoxo','sartorial'
];
const YOU_PROBABLY_HAVENT_HEARD_OF = [
  'tofu', 'narwhal', 'mustache', 'kale-chips', 'cronut', 'bitters', 'synth', 'blog',
  'quinoa', 'pork-belly', 'beard', 'messenger-bag', 'beer', 'umami', 'roof-party', 'swag',
  'hashtag', 'wolf', 'hoodie', 'skateboard', 'listicle', 'brunch', 'cardigan', 'photo-booth',
  'cornhole', 'leggings', 'selfie', 'chia', 'jean-shorts', 'meditation', 'aesthetic', 'cred',
  'fashion', 'axe', 'mixtape', 'squid', '8-track', 'butcher', 'keytar', 'banjo',
  'cold-brew', 'fingerstache', 'seitan', 'food-truck', 'vhs', 'sriracha', 'dreamcatcher', 'fixie',
  'tote-bag', 'typewriter', 'kitsch', 'irony', 'mimosa', 'wayfarer', 'pug', 'intelligentsia',
  'collard-greens', 'frisbee', 'helvetica', 'trust-fund', 'tilde', 'portland' //, '', ''
];

function hipsteroku() {
  return [
    BEFORE_IT_WAS_COOL[Math.floor(Math.random()*BEFORE_IT_WAS_COOL.length)],
    YOU_PROBABLY_HAVENT_HEARD_OF[Math.floor(Math.random()*YOU_PROBABLY_HAVENT_HEARD_OF.length)],
    Array(4).map(() => ''+Math.floor(Math.random()*10)).join('')
  ].join('-');
}

export default hipsteroku;

hipsteroku.js

'use strict';

var BEFORE_IT_WAS_COOL = [
  'twee', 'post-ironic', 'single-origin', 'authentic', 'organic', 'actually', 'plaid', 'flannel',
  'retro', 'raw', 'denim', 'viral', 'whatever', 'tattooed', 'ugh', 'small-batch',
  'chillwave', 'hella', 'meh', 'yolo', 'slow-carb', 'diy', 'heirloom', 'readymade',
  'tousled', 'artisanal', 'taxidermy', 'pour-over', 'lo-fi', '8-bit', 'vegan', 'gluten-free',
  'paleo', 'craft', 'ethical', 'pickled', 'shabby-chic', 'literally', 'farm-to-table', 'sustainable',
  'normcore', 'asymmetrical', 'cliche', 'cold-pressed', 'flexitarian', '90s', 'scenester', 'vinyl',
  'cray', 'direct-trade', 'biodiesel', 'reclaimed', 'locavore', 'try-hard', 'next-level', 'mumblecore',
  'disruptive','chambray','bespoke','street-art','pop-up','sold-out','xoxo','sartorial'
];
var YOU_PROBABLY_HAVENT_HEARD_OF = [
  'tofu', 'narwhal', 'mustache', 'kale-chips', 'cronut', 'bitters', 'synth', 'blog',
  'quinoa', 'pork-belly', 'beard', 'messenger-bag', 'beer', 'umami', 'roof-party', 'swag',
  'hashtag', 'wolf', 'hoodie', 'skateboard', 'listicle', 'brunch', 'cardigan', 'photo-booth',
  'cornhole', 'leggings', 'selfie', 'chia', 'jean-shorts', 'meditation', 'aesthetic', 'cred',
  'fashion', 'axe', 'mixtape', 'squid', '8-track', 'butcher', 'keytar', 'banjo',
  'cold-brew', 'fingerstache', 'seitan', 'food-truck', 'vhs', 'sriracha', 'dreamcatcher', 'fixie',
  'tote-bag', 'typewriter', 'kitsch', 'irony', 'mimosa', 'wayfarer', 'pug', 'intelligentsia',
  'collard-greens', 'frisbee', 'helvetica', 'trust-fund', 'tilde', 'portland' //, '', ''
];

function hipsteroku() {
  return [
    BEFORE_IT_WAS_COOL[Math.floor(Math.random() * BEFORE_IT_WAS_COOL.length)],
    YOU_PROBABLY_HAVENT_HEARD_OF[Math.floor(Math.random() * YOU_PROBABLY_HAVENT_HEARD_OF.length)],
    Array.apply(null, {length: 4}).map(function () {return '' + Math.floor(Math.random() * 10);}).join('')
  ].join('-');
}

module.exports = hipsteroku;