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read -a choices <<<'Agnes Kathy Princess Vicki Victoria Bruce Fred Junior Ralph Albert Bahh Bells Boing Bubbles Cellos Deranged Hysterical Trinoids Whisper Zarvox'; n=${#choices[*]}; voice=${choices[$((RANDOM%n))]}; curl https://api.twitter.com/1/statuses/user_timeline.rss?screen_name=wmhartnett | grep '<description>.*</description>' | sed -e 's/<\/*description>//g' -e 's/ \/ wmhartnett//g' -e 's/wmhartnett: //g' | say -v $voice

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<%
dim a(6)
a(0) = "<p><input type='checkbox' name='c'>&nbsp;When everything goes right, America's talented workers and entrepreneurs create millions and millions of jobs each year. While working families worry about job security and the unemployed struggle to find work, President Bush rewards wealthy campaign contributors with tax breaks that hurt the middle class and do nothing to create jobs.</p><br />"

a(1) = "<p><input type='checkbox' name='d'>&nbsp;The American middle class was built on the promises of good wages, fair benefits, job security and sound pension plans. A strong economy is built on a foundation of honest business practices.</p><br />"

a(2) = "<p><input type='checkbox' name='e'>&nbsp;My plan is to create jobs with a 10 percent tax credit for companies that keep jobs in America, a venture capital fund to bring jobs to those areas hardest hit in the  economy, new tax credits for working Americans to buy their first home, save for retirement, or save for child's education.</p><br />"

a(3) =

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<%
q1 = request.querystring("q1")
q2 = request.querystring("q2")
q3 = request.querystring("q3")
q4 = request.querystring("q4")
q5 = request.querystring("q5")
q6 = request.querystring("q6")
q7 = request.querystring("q7")
q8 = request.querystring("q8")

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/* 
 * Modified Lorem Ipsum Generator by Fredrik Bridell (http://bridell.com/loremipsum/)"
 *
 * To use: download the .js file, and in your html include the markup:
 * <script type="text/javascript" src="loremipsum.js"></script>
 *
 * Where you want the Lorem Ipsum, include something like:
 * <script type="text/javascript">loremIpsumParagraph(100)</script>
*/ 

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Weekend potatoes (or Brotatoes, to annoy teenage sons)

Yep, when you break it down, these are pretty simple. But they taste
good like crack late on a Sunday morning.

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INGREDIENTS
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- a big-ass skillet (I use a 15-inch nonstick. Cast iron would be great. 

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Guinness pie

Another entry in an ongoing series: Things that your picky, but still very
hungry, teenage sons will eat. There are probably a lot of steps here that
you could get away with skipping to speed up the process, but this really
isn't a bad way to spend a couple hours on a Sunday afternoon.
Bonus: Plenty of leftovers.

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INGREDIENTS

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'''
given a Model with:

   category    = models.CharField(max_length=32, choices=CATEGORY_CHOICES)
   pubdate     = models.DateTimeField(default=datetime.now)
   <other fields>

Fetch the item from each category with the latest pubdate.

''' 

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"""
One of our editors thought it would be fun to run a year-end list of our
most-shared stories. This script uses the Facebook API to fetch stats for 
a given list of URLs.


The script will:

- create a csv file that's named based on the value of TOP_URLS_FILE. This 
file logs URLs that have enough shares to surpass your TOP_THRESHHOLD number.

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- Gordon & MacPhail bottling Caol Ila 16 cask strength
- Signatory bottling Bunnahabhain 9 cask strength
- Caol Ila 12 unpeated natural cask strength
- Lagavulin 16
- Bowmore 15
- Ardbeg Uigeadail
- Ardbeg Alligator
- Bunnahabhain 41
- Glen Ord 30
- Glenmorangie Finealta