smoking_cigs.rb

class Human
  attr_reader :health

  def initialize
    @health = 100
  end

  def smoke_cigarette
    @health -= 1
  end

  def status
    case @health
    when 95..100
      :awesome
    when 85...95
      :very_good
    when 60...88
      :good
    when 40...60
      :fine
    when 30...40
      :shitty
    when 15...30
      :very_poor
    when 3...15
      :critical
    when 1...3
      :dying
    when 0
      :dead
    end
  end

  def inspect
    "§ health: #{health} § status: #{status}"
  end
end

me = Human.new

until me.status == :dying
  me.smoke_cigarette

  puts "~The cigarette was smoldering slowly. The day came to an end, slowly pouring gold into the tired city sun..."
  puts me.inspect
  puts

  sleep 5
end

Sample output:

~The cigarette was smoldering slowly. The day came to an end, slowly pouring gold into the tired city sun...
§ health: 99 § status: awesome

~The cigarette was smoldering slowly. The day came to an end, slowly pouring gold into the tired city sun...
§ health: 98 § status: awesome