disgust.py

# I am ashamed for writing this.
import inspect;

class Cin:

    """ time to whip out some python magic """

    def __rshift__(self, other):
        # I don't want to require that "other" is declared global.
        cin = input();
        var_name = [v[0] for v in inspect.currentframe().f_back.f_locals.items() if v[1] == other][0];
        globals()[var_name] = cin;
        return cin;

    def __rlshift__(self, other):
        # due to the nature of this sorcery, I can't simply write:
        # return cin >> other. that would create a new global variable called
        # "other" with the value of the input.
        cin = input();
        var_name = [v[0] for v in inspect.currentframe().f_back.f_locals.items() if v[1] == other][0];
        globals()[var_name] = cin;
        return cin;
        
cin = Cin();
foo = "";
cin >> foo;
print(foo);

# works both ways!
foo << cin;
print(foo);

# I apologize in advance for the psychological damage this may have caused.

Now add cout