Mili - sustain++; / Ghost In The Shell: SAC_2045 Ending Theme

Mili_sustainPlusPlus.java

package extraLarge;

/**
* The goal of this program is to obtain a HEALTHY
* and SUSTAINABLE relationship, darling.
*
* @author Cassie Wei from Mili
*/
public class sustainPlusPlus {
	
	public static void main(String[] args) {
		World world = new World();
		Life me = new Ghost();
		Life you = new Ghost();
		
		/**
		* If abstraction is the definition of beauty
		* Are those of us chasing after clarity
		* A representation of ugly?
		*/
		world.getObject().sortByAttribute("beauty");
		if (world.getObject().getFirst().getArtTags().indexOf("abstract") != -1) {
			me.addPhysicalAttribute("ugly");
			you.addPhysicalAttribute("ugly");
		}
		world.giveBestAward("ugly", me);
		world.giveBestAward("ugly", you);
		
		/**
		* CALL ME ,MOMMY
		* JUST LIKE YOUR FANTASY
		* There is no crime in ideality
		*/
		if (you.getFetishes().searchByType("name calling", "mommy") != -1) {
			you.addToMemory(me);
			you.setNicknameFor(you.getMemory(me), "mommy");
		}
		Rule r = new Rule("Oedipus complex is okay", true);
		world.addRule(r);
		
		/**
		* MUX>>>DEMUX
		* Can't you understand me?
		* I'm not mine NAND I'm not yours
		* Ah
		*/
		try {
			you.decodeMessage(me.codeMessage("I'm not mine NAND I'm not yours.","mux"),"mux");
		} catch(InsufficientIntelligenceQuotientException e) {
			world.sendMessage("Oh you dummy.", you);
			me.announce("Ah");
		}
		
		/**
		* This could end right here if you don't let it out
		* Let it out
		*/
		if (you.getThoughts().size() != 0) {
			try {
				you.sayTo(you.getThoughts(), me);
				you.clearThoughts();
			} catch(ToomuchOfApussyException e) {
				world.getRelationship(me, you).end();
			}
		}
		
		/**
		* Give up or give me your all
		* tell me now
		* tell me now
		*/
		if (you.getMemories(me).getLove() < 0.5) {
			world.getRelationship(me, you).setSustain(0);
		} else {
			you.transferThoughs(me);
			you.transferAttributes(me);
	
			//sustain++;
			world.getRelationship(me, you).increaseSustain();
		}
		
		/**
		* If we can be completely simulated
		* Do we need a real reality?
		*/
		Simulation s = new Simulation(me, world, 1993, 227760);
		if (s.compareToOriginal(me) == 100) {
			world.execute(me);
		}
		
		/**
		* Don't let words die, let love run dry
		* Like what we did to the rivers we killed off in our near future
		* Ah
		*/
		for (int sustain = 0; sustain < world.getRiver().size(); sustain++) {
			me.sayTo("I love you.", you);
			you.sayTo("I love you.", me);
		}
		
		/**
		* And mumble some stupid stuff
		* Like
		* "I saw it coming"
		* Pretend it's not happening
		* Us losers do nothing so winners keep winning
		*/
		String[] tags = {"stupid", "dump", "petty", "ignorant"};
		world.mute(me, tags);
		world.mute(you, tags);
		for (Life them : world.getLifeTopOnePercent()) {
			me.fight(them);
			you.fight(them);
		}
		
		/**
		* Sit
		* Fetch your leash
		* DICTATED ECONOMY
		*/
		me.command(you, "sit");
		me.command(you, "fetch");
		you.pay(me, you.getFinanceProperties(), "educational purposes");
		
		/**
		* Show me
		* Your belly
		* FORGOTTEN ECOLOGY
		*/
		me.command(you, "strip");
		me.command(you, "exhibit");
		world.addPollution("environmental", "indecency", you);
		
		/**
		* Stay
		* Okay, eat
		* Human psychology
		*/
		me.command(you, "stay");
		me.command(you, "eat");
		you.love(me);
		
		/**
		* g 0 0 d   b o i
		* Here's a treat
		* HUNGRY FOR ENERGY
		*/
		me.praise(you, "Good boy.");
		me.gift(you, "meat");
		you.consumeLast();
		
		/**
		* We are searching
		* Following our human instincts
		* Looking for ghosts of the non-existing kind
		* Who make us whole from the very beginning
		*/
		Ghost[] findings = world.search(me, "ghost");
		Ghost[] parents = new Ghost[2];
		for (Ghost g : findings) {
			me.addFamily(g);
			if (me.isHappy()) {
				if (parents[0] == null) {
					parents[0] = g;
				}
				else if (parents[1] == null) {
					parents[1] = g;
				}
				else {
					//IGNORED because 'me' is never happy
					//and will never be happy anyway
				}
			}
			me.removeFamily(g);
		}
		
		/**
		* We keep chasing
		* Dreaming about the perfect being
		* Perfect parents who are non-existing
		* Our bodies grew, our minds stayed the same
		*/
		if (me.getDreamParents().equals(parents)) {
			me.setParents(parents);
		}
		else {
			me.throwTantrum();
		}
		
		/**
		* Now darling, where do we go from here?
		*/
		me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");
		
		/**
		* Now darling, where do we go from here?
		*/
		me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");
		
		/**
		* Now darling, where do we go from here?
		*/
		me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");
		
		/**
		* Darling, darling
		*/
		me.callFor(you);
		me.callFor(you);
		
		/**
		* Hey honey, where do we go from here?
		*/
		you.ask(me, "Where do we go from here?");
		
		/**
		* Hey honey, where do we go from here?
		*/
		you.ask(me, "Where do we go from here?");
		
		/**
		* Now darling, where do we go from here?
		*/
		me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");
		
		/**
		* Now darling, where do we go from here?
		*/
		me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");
		
		/**
		* To where?
		*/
		me.ask(world, "To where?");
		
		/**
		* CALL ME DADDY
		* WHERE'S YOUR "YES SIR" & "PLEASE"?
		* That's the only vocabulary you need
		*/
		you.setNicknameFor(you.getMemory(me), "daddy");
		String[] vocab = {"sir", "yes", "no", "please", "thank you", "master",
			"red", "green", "yellow"};
		you.setVocabulary(vocab);
		
		/**
		* MUX>>>DEMUX
		* Can't you understand me?
		* You turn my screen #0000ff
		*/
		you.disorient(me);
		
		/**
		* We could end right here if you'd just let us fall
		* Let us fall
		*/
		for (War w : you.getOngoingFights()) {
			if (w.getScore(you) < 0.5) {
				world.execute(me);
				world.execute(you);
			}
		}
		
		/**
		* No tears, no regrets
		* No zero-days at our fault
		*/
		me.setMemory("sad", null);
		you.setMemory("sad", null);
		me.setMemory("regretful", null);
		you.setMemory("regretful", null);
		Vulnerability zeroDays = world.getVulnerabilities().getZeroDays();
		for (Vulnerability v : zeroDays) {
			v.setAuthors(null);
		}
		
		/**
		* Hear me out
		* It's a perfect plan
		*/
		me.command(you, "listen");
		me.sayTo("Anything inconvenient, I shall erase for you.", you);
		
		/**
		* If you'd just
		* Shut up
		* Shut up
		* Then maybe you'll see what I've endured now
		*/
		me.command(you, "be quite");
		me.command(you, "be quite");
		try {
			you.listenTelepathically(me, world);
		} catch (NotAMindReaderException e) {
			world.getRelationship(me, you).challenge();
		}
		
		/**
		* Hear me out
		* LILULILALULALULA
		*/
		me.command(you, "listen");
		me.sayTo("I did it all for you.", you);
		you.ignoreCommands();
		you.setMessages(null);
		
		/**
		* It's all just sunk cost, I know
		* But I'm not ready to stop
		*/
		me.manipulate(you, "beg");
		me.manipulate(you, "gaslight");
		me.manipulate(you, "blame");
		me.manipulate(you, "tears");
		world.getRelationship(me, you).end();
		you.setMemory(me, null);
		
		/**
		* I don't want to stop
		*/
		me.getMemory(you, "positive");
		me.getMemory(you, "date");
		me.getMemory(you, "fun");
		me.getMemory(you, "travel");
		me.getMemory(you, "wedding");
		me.getMemory(you, "pregnancy");
		me.getMemory(you, "kids");
		me.getMemory(you, "snuggle");
		me.getMemory(you, "netflix&chill");
		me.getMemory(you, "gaming");
		me.getMemory(you, "birthday");
		me.getMemory(you, "cooking");
		me.getMemory(you, "exercising");
		me.getMemory(you, "studying");
		me.getMemory(you, "gardening");
		me.getMemory(you, "chores");
		me.getMemory(you, "shopping");
		me.getMemory(you, "driving");
		me.getMemory(you, "daily");
		me.getMemory(you, "sad");
		me.getMemory(you, "angry");
		me.getMemory(you, "fight");
		me.getMemory(you, "forgiveness");
		me.getMemory(you, "makeup");
		me.getMemory(you);
		world.setRelationship(me, you, null);
		
		//    a
		// u
		//     i
		//  s
		//         ;
		//     i
		//   t
		//  s      ;
		//    a n +
		//  s    +
		//s  t
		//  s a  +
		// u   in +
		//s        ;
		//   ta n+
		//       ++
		// u t  n +
		//s    in
		//   t  n+ ;
		//  s a
		//s  t i  +
		// u   i + ;
		//s   a n +
		//  s    + ;
		// u t i +
		//s st i  +
		// us a n +;
		//  s ain+
		//su  ai  +;
		//s  tain  ;
		// ust  n +
		//s stai + ;
		//su t in +;
		// ustain++
		//sustain++;
		//sustain++;
		//sustain++;
		//sustain++;
		//sustain++;
		//sustain++;
		//sustain++;
	}
}