Grabs all your watched JIRAs and removes your watch on them… very slowly.

kill-jira-watchlist.php

<?php
$username = urlencode('your_jira_username');
$password = urlencode('your_jira_password');
$jiraurl = 'https://your_jira_url'; // e.g. https://redant.jira.com

$json = file_get_contents("$jiraurl/rest/api/latest/search?os_username=$username&os_password=$password&jql=issuekey%20in%20watchedIssues()&maxResults=1000");

if ( $json ) {
  $data = json_decode($json);

  $jiras = array();
  foreach ($data->issues as $issue) {
    $jiras[] = $issue->key;
  }

  if (empty($jiras)) {
    echo 'No JIRAs in your watchlist.' . "\n";
    exit(0);
  }

  echo 'Removing JIRAs from watchlist:' . "\n";

  foreach ($jiras as $jira) {
    echo '* ' . $jira;

    $ch = curl_init();

    curl_setopt_array($ch, array(
      CURLOPT_URL => "$jiraurl/rest/api/latest/issue/$jira/watchers?os_username=$username&os_password=$password&username=$username",
      CURLOPT_CUSTOMREQUEST => 'DELETE'
    ));

    $result = curl_exec($ch);
    $response = curl_getinfo($ch, CURLINFO_HTTP_CODE);

    if ($result && $response === 204) {
      echo ' - killed';
    } else {
      echo ' - still kicking';
    }
    echo "\n";

    curl_close($ch);
  }
} else {
  echo 'Unable to access JIRA at $jiraurl' . "\n";
  exit(1);
}

exit(0);