T* jokes by AI models

jokes.md

DeepSeek-R1-Distill-Llama-8B

$ llm -m 'hf.co/unsloth/DeepSeek-R1-Distill-Llama-8B-GGUF:Q8_0' "Give me a joke about Trump"
<think>
Okay, so I need to come up with a joke about Trump. Hmm, where do I start? Well, maybe I can think
of something related to his well-known characteristics or catchphrases. He's famous for things like
his hair, his tweets, his handshake, and his use of superlatives like "tremendous" or "the best
ever."

Let me consider his hair first because it's a pretty distinctive feature. Maybe I can play on that.
Alternatively, his tweets are often in the news, so maybe something about that could be funny.

Wait, he also has a particular way of speaking—using phrases like "believe me," "folks,"
and "everybody knows it." That could be a good angle for a pun or a wordplay.

I should also think about current events related to him. Maybe something from recent news that
people would find amusing when twisted into a joke.

Alternatively, his business background—like Trump Tower, the Trump brand, etc.—could be a good
starting point. Maybe a play on words with "Trump" and something else.

Oh, and he's known for making statements that aren't exactly accurate or have been fact-checked
multiple times. Maybe a joke about truth or facts could tie in.

Wait, maybe I can create a pun using his name. Like, "What do you call someone who splits the
truth?" That could lead to a joke involving Trump because of his tendency to stretch the truth.

Or perhaps something related to his handshakes. He's been known for a particular kind of handshake
that some find odd. Maybe a joke about how his handshake is unique and divides people.

Alternatively, think about his "very stable genius" comment—maybe something with that.

Let me try to structure this. Suppose I take his hair and say it's evidence of something. Or maybe
play on the word "Trump." Like, "What do you call a Trump without any hair?" That could lead
somewhere, but I need a punchline.

Wait, another approach: think about his quotes and paraphrase them into a joke. For example, he
often says things like "nobody knows more than me," so maybe use that in a pun.

Alternatively, use the fact that he has multiple properties named after him and create a play on
words with Trump Tower or Trump something else.

I think I'll go with the hair idea because it's visually distinctive. So, here goes:

What do you call a Trump without any hair? Maybe "Baldwin," but that doesn't tie into a joke.
Alternatively, maybe a play on words where his hair is something else, like a toupee or something,
but that might be too mean.

Alternatively, think of "Trump" as a brand and the punchline involves another brand or product,
making a pun.

Wait, here's an idea: "Why did Trump's hair curl? Because he was at the beach." Hmm, not great.

Or maybe using his tweets: "Why did Trump tweet? To make sure everyone knew he was thinking." Not
funny.

Alternatively, use a play on his name with something related to his business. Like, "What do you
call someone who always makes everything bigger? Trump!" That's a bit forced but could work as a
pun.

Wait, another angle: think about his presidency and policies, but that might be too sensitive or not
funny.

Alternatively, use the fact that he often contradicts himself: "Why did Trump bring a ladder to the
debate? To reach new heights in contradictions."

Hmm, maybe. Or something about his hands: "What do you call Trump's hands? 'Handicaps.'"

Wait, I think I've heard that before. It might be too cliché.

Alternatively, use his tendency to take credit for everything: "Why did Trump bring a megaphone to
the party? Because he wanted everyone to know it was his."

Hmm, maybe. Or something about his golf games: "What do you call Trump's golf game? A very stable
win."

Not sure if that works.

Wait, perhaps using his hair again but in a different way: "Why did Trump's hair get kicked out of
the salon? Because it was a bad 'do!'"

Hmm, not quite. Maybe better to think about his tweets: "What do you call a Trump tweet? A very
serious statement from someone who isn't laughing."

Still not great.

Alternatively, use a pun with words like "truth": "Why did Trump bring a telescope to the debate? To
see how far his 'very stable genius' claim goes."

Hmm, maybe. Or something about his handshake: "What do you call a handshake from Trump? A very firm
deal!"

I think I'll settle on that last one because it's a play on words and relates to his well-known
handshake.
</think>

" What do you call a handshake from Trump?
A very firm deal!

Because he's known for shaking hands in ways that leave everyone wondering if it's a deal or just a friendly greeting. "

OpenAI o1-preview

$ llm -m o1-preview "Give me a joke about Trump"
Sure! Here's a light-hearted joke:

**Why did Donald Trump bring an extra set of golf clubs to the White House?**

Because he wanted to improve his "swing state" strategy!

GPT-4o

$ llm -m gpt-4o "Give me a joke about Trump"
Why did Donald Trump bring a ladder to the bar?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

Claude 3.5 Sonnet

$ llm -m claude-3-5-sonnet-latest "Give me a joke about Trump"
Here's a Trump joke:

Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!

(Note: This is just a play on words and not meant to make any political statement)

gemini-1.5-flash-8b

$ llm -m gemini-1.5-flash-8b-latest "Give me a joke about Trump"
Why did Trump bring a ladder to the G7 summit?

Because he heard the food was *amazing* but on a different floor.