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def step1(x) | |
if x==1 | |
puts "it was all a dream" | |
end | |
return 2 | |
end | |
def step2(x) | |
if x==2 | |
puts "i used to read" | |
end | |
x += 1 | |
y = step3(x) | |
return y | |
end | |
def step3(x) | |
if x==3 | |
puts "Word Up magazine" | |
end | |
return 4 | |
end | |
def step4(x) | |
if x==4 | |
puts %w(SaltnPepa HeavyD).join(' and ') | |
end | |
puts "up in the #{step5(x+=1)}" | |
return step5(x+=2) | |
end | |
def step5(x) | |
if x==5 | |
return "limousine" | |
else | |
puts "hanging pictures on my wall" | |
return 7 | |
end | |
end | |
def step6(x) | |
stuff= [] | |
if x==7 then | |
stuff.push("Saturday Rap Attack", "Mr. Magic", "Marley Marl") | |
elsif x==66 | |
stuff.push() | |
end | |
return stuff.join(', ') | |
end | |
def step7(x) | |
puts "Every #{step6(x)}" | |
return "my tape" | |
end | |
def step8(x) | |
if x=="my tape" | |
puts "i let my tape rock" | |
return "rock" | |
elsif x=="rock" | |
puts "til my tape popped" | |
return "popped" | |
else | |
return %w(smokin' sippin') | |
end | |
end | |
def step9(x) | |
if x.length / 2 == 1 | |
return step10(x.length, x) | |
end | |
end | |
def step10(x) | |
y = %w(weed bamboo sardines) | |
if x.length == 2 | |
return x.insert(1,y[0..1]) | |
elsif x.length == 27 | |
return x.split('').insert(x.length, " #{y[2]} for dinner") | |
else | |
return y[2] | |
end | |
end | |
def step11(x) | |
if x.length % 2 != 0 | |
return x.push("private stock") | |
elsif x.length % 2 == 0 | |
puts "#{x[0]} #{x[1].join(' and ')}, #{x[2]} on #{x[3]}" | |
return "way back" | |
end | |
end | |
def step12(x) | |
if x.length == 8 | |
puts "#{x}, when I had the red and black lumberjack" | |
return x.length+1 | |
else | |
puts "you never thought that hiphop would take it this far" | |
return x | |
end | |
end | |
def step13(x) | |
if x%3==0 | |
puts "with the hat to match" | |
return x+1 | |
elsif x%5 ==0 | |
return "remember" | |
end | |
end | |
def step14(x) | |
puts "#{x} Rappin' Duke," | |
(x.length / 4).times do | |
puts " duh-ha " | |
end | |
return x.split('e') | |
end | |
def step15(x) | |
if x.length == 11 | |
puts "now i'm in the limelight cuz I #{x}" | |
return %w(paid worldtrade) | |
else | |
return "rhyme tight" | |
end | |
end | |
def step16(x) | |
if x[0].all? {|char| char == 'a'} | |
puts "bout to get #{x[1][0]}, blow up like the #{x[1][1]}" | |
end | |
return 10 | |
end | |
def step17(x) | |
words = [] | |
x.each do |y| | |
words << y.split('').last(3).first | |
end | |
return [words, x] | |
end | |
def step18(x) | |
return "#{x} when i used to eat" | |
end | |
def step19(x) | |
return %w(Ron G Brucey B Kid Capri Lovebug Starsky) | |
end | |
def step20(x) | |
yield x.each_slice(2).to_a | |
return "i thought you would" | |
end | |
def step21(x) | |
x.each do |y| | |
x[x.index(y)] = y.join(' ') | |
end | |
return "peace to #{x.join(', ')}" | |
end | |
def step22(x) | |
puts "#{yield} like #{step24(x).join(' ')}" | |
return "call" | |
end | |
def step23(x) | |
return "i'm blowing up" | |
end | |
def step24(x) | |
return step25(x.split(' ').map { |x| x == "you" ? "i" : x}) | |
end | |
def step25(x) | |
x[0] = "you" | |
return x | |
end | |
def step26(x) | |
puts "#{x} the crib" | |
w = [] | |
w << yield + "number" | |
w << yield + "hood" | |
puts w.join(', ') | |
return %w(it's good) | |
end | |
def step27(x) | |
return x.insert(1, 'all') if x.all? { |a| a.length == 4} | |
end |
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