.bashrc

function fuck() {
    killall -9 $2;
    if [ $? == 0 ]
      then
        echo
        echo " (╯°□°）╯︵$(echo $2|flip &2>/dev/null)"
        echo
    fi
}

example

schinken@nyancat ~/ » fuck you thunderbird
(╯°□°）╯︵pɹıqɹǝpunɥʇ

flip

#!/usr/bin/env perl
# Script by Lars Noodén
 
use strict;
use warnings;
use utf8;
 
binmode(STDOUT, ":utf8");
 
my %flipTable = (
"a" => "\x{0250}",
"b" => "q",
"c" => "\x{0254}",
"d" => "p",
"e" => "\x{01DD}",
"f" => "\x{025F}",
"g" => "\x{0183}",
"h" => "\x{0265}",
"i" => "\x{0131}",
"j" => "\x{027E}",
"k" => "\x{029E}",
"l" => "|",
"m" => "\x{026F}",
"n" => "u",
"o" => "o",
"p" => "d",
"q" => "b",
"r" => "\x{0279}",
"s" => "s",
"t" => "\x{0287}",
"u" => "n",
"v" => "\x{028C}",
"w" => "\x{028D}",
"x" => "x",
"y" => "\x{028E}",
"z" => "z",
"A" => "\x{0250}",
"B" => "q",
"C" => "\x{0254}",
"D" => "p",
"E" => "\x{01DD}",
"F" => "\x{025F}",
"G" => "\x{0183}",
"H" => "\x{0265}",
"I" => "\x{0131}",
"J" => "\x{027E}",
"K" => "\x{029E}",
"L" => "|",
"M" => "\x{026F}",
"N" => "u",
"O" => "o",
"P" => "d",
"Q" => "b",
"R" => "\x{0279}",
"S" => "s",
"T" => "\x{0287}",
"U" => "n",
"V" => "\x{028C}",
"W" => "\x{028D}",
"X" => "x",
"Y" => "\x{028E}",
"Z" => "z",
"." => "\x{02D9}",
"[" => "]",
"'" => ",",
"," => "'",
"(" => ")",
"{" => "}",
"?" => "\x{00BF}",
"!" => "\x{00A1}",
"\"" => ",",
"<" => ">",
"_" => "\x{203E}",
";" => "\x{061B}",
"\x{203F}" => "\x{2040}",
"\x{2045}" => "\x{2046}",
"\x{2234}" => "\x{2235}",
"\r" => "\n",
" " => " "
);
 
while ( <> ) {
my $string = reverse( $_ );
while ($string =~ /(.)/g) {
print $flipTable{$1};
}
print qq(\n);
}