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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am schnogz on github.
• I am schnogz (https://keybase.io/schnogz) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASAjhp1sVkgvmYvM0FWlF1ypj2RFzShmRq2NO4xz2k0_Ego

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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files:
  "/opt/elasticbeanstalk/hooks/appdeploy/post/00_set_tmp_permissions.sh":
    mode: "000755"
    owner: root
    group: root
    content: |
      #!/usr/bin/env bash
      chown -R nodejs:nodejs /tmp/.npm

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{
  "directory": "public/bower_modules/"
}

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// create a closure and remap jQuery to $
(function($){
	// save off original method
	var _originalAppendTo = $.fn.appendTo;
  
  	// override method
	$.fn.appendTo = function() {
	  // silly code to alternate backgound color
	if ($(document.body).children().length % 2) {
		document.body.style.background = "#f285cf";

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function Dog (name, breed) {
  // instance variables
  this.name = name;
  this.breed = breed;
  
  var medicalRecords = {
    "hasWorms": true,
    "hasDiabetes": false
  };
  

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// The magnitude of this hack compares favorably with that of the US national debt.

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// Warning: Thar be dragons lurkin and black magic at work here. 
// Modify at your own risk!
//     
//          ^                       ^

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// The following results in a syntax error.
var a = 'a'
[].forEach.call(document.querySelectorAll('.md'), function(e) {
  console.log(e);
});

// Adding the semicolon and now everything works just fine.
var a = 'a';
[].forEach.call(document.querySelectorAll('.md'), function(e) {
  console.log(e);

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define([
	'text!./Templates/mainTemplate.html',
	'text!./Templates/messageTemplate.html'
], function (
	maintemplate,
	messageTemplate
) {
  
	'use strict';
	

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function Animal(hasFeathers, sound) {
  this.hasFeathers = hasFeathers;
  this.sound = sound;
}
Animal.prototype.isDuck = function() {
  if (this.hasFeathers && this.sound === "Quack") {  
    console.log("I am a duck");  
  } else {
    console.log("I am not a duck");
  }  

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// Attempt #1: using typeof
// fails in all cases since typeof [] returns "object"
Array.prototype.isArray = function(obj) {
  return (typeof obj === "array");
}

// Attempt #2: using instanceof
// fails when obj = Array.prototype 
// and when array is defined in another window or frame
Array.prototype.isArray = function(obj) {