Mean Console

meanConsole.js

(function () {
  const you = ['idiot', 'dumbass', 'dipshit', 'moron', 'shithead'];

  const consoleError = console.error;
  console.error = function () {
    [].push.call(arguments, you[Math.floor(Math.random() * you.length)]);
    consoleError.apply(null, arguments);
  };
})();