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# Make Hubot talk shit.

module.exports = (robot) ->
  robot.hear /(fuck you|fuck off|shut up)/i, (msg) ->
    incoming_msg = msg.message

    if incoming_msg.text.match ///#{robot.name}///i
      diss = msg.match[1]

      if diss != "fuck you"

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Granny's Carúpano Style Egg Nog (Ponche Crema Carupanero)

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car%C3%BApano

Ingredients

• 1 bottle of Whistle Pig bourbon whiskey (or rye), 1 bottle of Bruichladdich scotch whisky
• 30 egg yolks
• 4 cans of condensed milk (14 oz / 397g per can)
• 1 bottle of rum (750 ml)