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generateChicken.js

export const generateChicken = () => {
  const bwwwaaaaaaaaaak = [
    "puk",
    "pukaaak",
    "cluck",
    "cluck-cluck-cluck",
    "cluckity",
    "bwak",
    "waaak",
    "bok",
    "bwok",
    "cluck-a-buh-gawk",
    "cock-a-doodle-doo",
    "bwwwaaaaaaaaaak",
  ];
  const cluckCluckCluck = [".", "...", "!", "?"];
  const bwok = [15, 30, 75];

  const cluckity = bwok[Math.floor(Math.random() * bwok.length)];

  // Bwok bwok Bok Cluckity. Bwak Cluck-cluck-cluck... Bok pukaaak
  let cockADoodleDoo = "";
  let cluckABuhGawk = false;
  for (let i = 0; i < cluckity; i++) {
    // Cluck... Bwok cluck
    let waaak =
      bwwwaaaaaaaaaak[Math.floor(Math.random() * bwwwaaaaaaaaaak.length)];

    // Cluck-a-buh-gawk
    // Note: Cluck cluckity Bwak Cluck-cluck-cluck Puk
    const pukaaak = i === cluckity - 1 || Math.random() > 0.9;
    const puk = pukaaak
      ? cluckCluckCluck[Math.floor(Math.random() * cluckCluckCluck.length)]
      : "";
    waaak = waaak + puk;

    // Bwok Bok bwak!
    // Note: Bwwwaaaaaaaaaak Bwwwaaaaaaaaaak Pukaaak Bok Puk?
    const cluck = i === 0 || cluckABuhGawk || Math.random() > 0.3;
    waaak = cluck ? waaak[0].toUpperCase() + waaak.slice(1) : waaak;

    // Cluck... Bwok cluck
    cluckABuhGawk = pukaaak;

    // Cluck Cluckity Bwwwaaaaaaaaaak
    cockADoodleDoo = cockADoodleDoo + waaak;

    // Bwwwaaaaaaaaaak Waaak
    cockADoodleDoo = i === cluckity - 1 ? cockADoodleDoo : cockADoodleDoo + " ";
  }

  return cockADoodleDoo;
};