bbrp.txt

--OFFICIAL BOMBERS BAR CUSTOMER SURVEY--
---YOUR SATISFACTION IS OUR GUARANTEE----

Name:
Location of incident:
Total value lost:

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1. Please identify the nature of the service received: (Choose one)

[ ] BB member(s) stole/destroyed my stuff
[ ] BB member(s) stole/destroyed my stuff and blew my pod up
[ ] BB member(s) ruthlessly attacked me, blew me up, raped and then murdered my otherwise innocent clone.
[ ] BB member(s) did something else that I deem unfair

If something else, please specify:

2. How were you treated by BB members during/after your altercation? (Check all that apply)

[ ] BB member(s) were kind and courteous
[ ] BB member(s) were rude, dishonest, or otherwise unkind
[ ] BB member(s) wrote a song about me being a homosexual and/or loving children from third world solar systems.

3. Financially, how did your altercation with BB affect you? (Choose one)

[ ] That ship was everything I owned
[ ] That ship was just on my alt, my main has a carrier
[ ] I needed new rigs anyway
[ ] I shall now plot your demise… and that of your whole family
[ ] Isk has value?

4. If your encounter with BB cost you isk, would you like to be reimbursed? (Choose one)

[ ] Yes 
[ ] No
[ ] Money cannot satisfy my bloodlust.
[ ] Money cannot satisfy my bloodlust, but I'd like to be reimbursed anyways.

5. I got killed because: (Check all that apply)

[ ] I am a Galactic Fuckup 
[ ] My homies abandoned me
[ ] My ship was fit with whatever was lying around in the hangar.
[ ] I should have stopped whoring Lvl 4 missions.
[ ] I should probably consider WoW or suicide.
[ ] My friends suck and abandoned me
[ ] I was caught doing the following carebare activities (Please specify):

6. On a scale of one to ten, how mad are you? (Check all that apply)

[ ] 1. Good Fight
[ ] 2. I screwed that up
[ ] 3. LOL. I have lots of ISK
[ ] 4. BB member(s) cheated
[ ] 5. I'm mad
[ ] 6. I'm really fucking mad
[ ] 7. Holy shit I'm gonna kill you somehow
[ ] 8. I'm filing a petition 
[ ] 9. BB members suck dog balls for nickels
[ ] 10. Hiring Mercenaries.
[ ] 11. INDESCRIBABLE RAGE. I am fueled with rage, and must now seek and destroy innocents, harvesting their rage to sustain my own life.

7. If you were podded, it's likely that your corpse is now being auctioned. What would you like done? (Choose one)

[ ] What corpse?
[ ] I want it back!
[ ] Keep it, I like giving my corpse out.
[ ] How much?
[ ] Fuck you, that's my corpse!

(All proceeds of auctioned corpse's go for future Bombers Bar fleets)

8. Do you have any suggestions on how we could improve our customer service in the future?  If so, please let us know here:




Thank you for taking the time to fill out the Official Bombers Bar Customer Satisfaction Survey.
Please forward the completed form to: TimeDrawsNigh
Capsuleer satisfaction is our number one goal.
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