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<P> </P> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">Contact Foo Company</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P><EM><STRONG><U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Customer Service Support</SPAN></U></STRONG></EM></P> <P><FONT size=2>For your convenience, you may contact Foo Company by phone, by email, or by mail. </FONT><SPAN><FONT size=2>  Our customer service representatives will gladly respond to your inquiries.</FONT> </SPAN></P> <P> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Customer Service Phone Support:</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><SKYPE:SPAN onmouseup="javascript:skype_tb_imgOnOff(this,1,'0',true,16,'');return skype_tb_stopEvents();" class=skype_tb_injection onmousedown="javascript:skype_tb_imgOnOff(this,2,'0',true,16,'');return skype_tb_stopEvents();" id=softomate_highlight_0 onmouseover="javascript:skype_tb_imgOnOff(this,1,'0',true,16,'');" title="Call this phone number in United States of America with Skype: 19005551212" onclick="javascript:doRunCMD('call','0',null,0);return skype_tb_stopEvents();" onmouseout="javascript:skype_tb_imgOnOff(this,0,'0',true,16,'');" durex="0" context="1-900-555-1212" iamrtl="0"><SKYPE:SPAN onmouseup="javascript:doSkypeFlag(this,'0',1,1,16);return skype_tb_stopEvents();" class=skype_tb_imgA onmousedown="javascript:doSkypeFlag(this,'0',2,1,16);return skype_tb_stopEvents();" id=skype_tb_droppart_0 onmouseover="javascript:doSkypeFlag(this,'0',1,1,16);" title="Skype actions" style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: url(c:\DOCUME~1\FOOUSR~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\__SkypeIEToolbar_Cache\e70d95847a8f5723cfca6b3fd9946506\static\inactive_a.compat.flex.w16.gif)" onclick="javascript:skype_tb_SwitchDrop(this,'0','sms=0');return skype_tb_stopEvents();" onmouseout="javascript:doSkypeFlag(this,'0',0,1,16);"><SKYPE:SPAN class=skype_tb_imgFlag id=skype_tb_img_f0 style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: url(c:\DOCUME~1\FOOUSR~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\__SkypeIEToolbar_Cache\e70d95847a8f5723cfca6b3fd9946506\static\famfamfam/US.gif)"></SKYPE:SPAN></SKYPE:SPAN><SKYPE:SPAN class=skype_tb_imgS id=skype_tb_img_s0 style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: url(c:\DOCUME~1\FOOUSR~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\__SkypeIEToolbar_Cache\e70d95847a8f5723cfca6b3fd9946506\static\inactive_s.compat.gif)"></SKYPE:SPAN><SKYPE:SPAN class=skype_tb_injectionIn id=skype_tb_text0 style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: url(c:\DOCUME~1\FOOUSR~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\__SkypeIEToolbar_Cache\e70d95847a8f5723cfca6b3fd9946506\static\inactive_m.compat.gif)"><SKYPE:SPAN class=skype_tb_innerText id=skype_tb_innerText0>1-900-555-1212</SKYPE:SPAN></SKYPE:SPAN><SKYPE:SPAN class=skype_tb_imgR id=skype_tb_img_r0 style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: url(c:\DOCUME~1\FOOUSR~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\__SkypeIEToolbar_Cache\e70d95847a8f5723cfca6b3fd9946506\static\inactive_r.compat.gif)"></SKYPE:SPAN></SKYPE:SPAN><BR>              <EM><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Monday - Friday 8:00AM to 5:00PM</SPAN></EM></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 6.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><O:P></O:P></SPAN>  <EM>(Eastern, Year Round; All Time Zones, September -March)</EM></P> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Customer Service Email Support:</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 6.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><A href="mailto:[email protected]"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">[email protected]</SPAN></A><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">              <EM><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Receive a response in 1-2 business days.</SPAN></EM></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 6.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><O:P></O:P></SPAN></P> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Customer Service Mailing Address:</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> Foo Company<BR>                                                        One North Fail Ave<BR>                                                        Somewhere, Someplace 44870</SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 6.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><O:P></O:P></SPAN></BLOCKQUOTE> <P></P> <DIV dir=ltr style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><FONT size=2><EM><U>Service Notes: </U></EM></FONT></STRONG></DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"> <P><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><U>Products<BR></U><BR></SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Please allow up to 14 weeks for your product order(s) to start. You may find the estimated start date of your order at <U><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://foo">Check Order Status</A></U>. </SPAN><STRONG> </STRONG></P></DIV> <DIV style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><U>Duplicate Copies<BR></U><BR></SPAN></STRONG></DIV> <DIV style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">If you are receiving duplicate copies of a product, send both mailing labels to the company with a note directing them to combine and extend your order.</SPAN></DIV> <DIV style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG> </STRONG></DIV> <DIV style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><U>Change of Address<BR><BR></U></SPAN></STRONG></DIV> <DIV style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Send your current mailing label and your new address to the company. The company’s address can be located on the table of contents page of the product.</SPAN></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow……that's dirty.

I should've put a disclaimer; I DID NOT, REPEAT DID NOT, write this markup. I tried to fix it, but was explicitly told to "Just leave it alone."

Maybe I shouldn't've corrected the URL. People do not need to see this, for they can never un-see it....