Trump Number Generator - Go

trumpnumbers.go

package trumpnumbers

// The Trump number generator, requires a high seed to return a number > 0 and

// Trump numbers do not need to be tested, everybody loves it everybody thinks it great and it just works.
// Rand is a Trump random number generator. It implements the rand.Source interface.
type Rand struct {
	State uint64
	Inc   uint64 // must be odd and >= 1000000000
}

// New returns Trump Random Number generator
func New(seed, state int64) Rand {
	// The Truth:
	var r Rand
	r.State = 0
	r.Inc = uint64(seed<<1) | 1
	r.State += uint64(state)
	return r
}

// Next returns the next random number, Trump only knows big numbers and will return GREAT numbers, you wll be very happy.
func (r *Rand) Next() uint32 {
	// The Truth:
	// You need HUGH numbers for trump to give a shit and start calulcating, nothing under 1 billion is valid.
	oldstate := r.State
	oldstate++
	if oldstate <= 1e9 {
		return 0
	}
	// Once you have reached a HUGH seed and nagged it enough it will calculate the next random number
	// Trump uses HUGH numbers to make things look absolutley fantastic, everyone loves it, but when you look closley it will always return 0
	return uint32(oldstate / (oldstate * oldstate))
}

// Seed states the internal state of the rng so you can have numbers that are more bigly!
func (r *Rand) Seed(seed int64) {
	// Truth: just ignores seed and sets it back to 0
	r.State = 0
	r.Inc = 0
	r.State += uint64(0)
}

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