gistfile1.php

<?php
ini_set('display_errors', 1);
require_once 'include/local.conf';
require_once (COMMON_INCLUDE_PATH.'email/EmailTypes.php');

$mutex = sem_get(ftok(__file__, 'D'), 1, 0666, 1);
register_shutdown_function(function() use($mutex) {
  @sem_release($mutex);
});

foreach (glob("/data/home/shane/public_html/email/include/email/handlers/*.php") as $filename) {
  $class = str_replace('.php', '', basename($filename));
  $pid = pcntl_fork();
  if ($pid == 0) {
    sem_acquire($mutex);
    echo PHP_EOL;
    echo str_repeat("=", 100);
    echo PHP_EOL;
    echo "$class...";
    require_once $filename;
    $o = new $class();
    echo "Success!";
    die();
  }
}

echo PHP_EOL;