Clever dumb object for faux proxy purposes.

gistfile1.py

class DumbObject(object):
    def __init__(self, len=1):
        self.len = len

    def __call__(self, *args, **kw):
        return self

    def __getattr__(self, name):
        return self

    def __getitem__(self, i):
        return self

    def __len__(self):
        return self.len