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| <title>The Holiday Megamix That'll Kick Your Vacation Off Right</title> | |
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| <description>What'd your kid do that was SO bad it made you call Santa and cancel Christmas? Brian's friends' kids have been acting up ALL year, so they're thinking of canceling Christmas...but mom might just not be on board. | |
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| <title>Suck It Tommy Trivia: The Christmas Edition</title> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Britney Spears Has A Big Announcement</title> | |
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| <title>Davi Is Battling Negativity By Giving Everyone Her Own *Special* Brand Of Compliment</title> | |
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| <itunes:duration>5748</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 14:46:55 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Working Things Out…In Couples Therapy?!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>455</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 14:40:24 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Why Brian Thinks You Should Go To Bed Angry</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>The advice is to never go to bed angry...but maybe you SHOULD. Here's why Brian thinks that's a good idea.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>The advice is to never go to bed angry...but maybe you SHOULD. Here's why Brian thinks that's a good idea.</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>The advice is to never go to bed angry...but maybe you SHOULD. Here's why Brian thinks that's a good idea.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>The advice is to never go to bed angry...but maybe you SHOULD. Here&#39;s why Brian thinks that&#39;s a good idea.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 14:25:06 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>She Confronted Her Boss Who's Harassing Her...And His Response Will Make You See Red</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>566</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>With all of the accusations - and audio - of sexual harassment done by Harvey Weinstein coming out, it can seem like something that's only marring the glitz and glam of Hollywood. Of COURSE that would happen in Hollywood - it's like a movie! It's not right, but it's also not REAL life. | |
| | |
| Guess again: sexual harassment happens in every industry, from car dealerships and restaurants to retail and business offices. | |
| | |
| These are real people, and some of the women we talked to are now feeling empowered to make a stand. | |
| | |
| When we last talked to Ashley, her super creepy boss was incredibly inappropriate...down to touching her without permission. | |
| | |
| She went to HR to report her boss who is sexually harassing her...and they basically shut her down, saying they could do NOTHING unless she had talked to the boss, first! Seriously...isn't that what HR is supposed to DO? Handle situations like this that could turn hostile? What are you even there for? | |
| | |
| So, it took everything in her...and she confronted her boss, face-to-face. She told him that everything he's doing makes her uncomfortable... and he said they should talk about it over drinks!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>With all of the accusations - and audio - of sexual harassment done by Harvey Weinstein coming out, it can seem like something that's only marring the glitz and glam of Hollywood. Of COURSE that would happen in Hollywood - it's like a movie! It's not r...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>With all of the accusations - and audio - of sexual harassment done by Harvey Weinstein coming out, it can seem like something that's only marring the glitz and glam of Hollywood. Of COURSE that would happen in Hollywood - it's like a movie! It's not right, but it's also not REAL life. | |
| | |
| Guess again: sexual harassment happens in every industry, from car dealerships and restaurants to retail and business offices. | |
| | |
| These are real people, and some of the women we talked to are now feeling empowered to make a stand. | |
| | |
| When we last talked to Ashley, her super creepy boss was incredibly inappropriate...down to touching her without permission. | |
| | |
| She went to HR to report her boss who is sexually harassing her...and they basically shut her down, saying they could do NOTHING unless she had talked to the boss, first! Seriously...isn't that what HR is supposed to DO? Handle situations like this that could turn hostile? What are you even there for? | |
| | |
| So, it took everything in her...and she confronted her boss, face-to-face. She told him that everything he's doing makes her uncomfortable... and he said they should talk about it over drinks!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>With all of the accusations - and audio - of sexual harassment done by Harvey Weinstein coming out, it can seem like something that&#39;s only marring the glitz and glam of Hollywood. Of COURSE that would happen in Hollywood - it&#39;s like a movie! It&#39;s not right, but it&#39;s also not REAL life.</p> | |
| <p>Guess again: sexual harassment happens in every industry, from car dealerships and restaurants to retail and business offices.</p> | |
| <p>These are real people, and some of the women we talked to are now feeling empowered to make a stand.</p> | |
| <p>When we last talked to Ashley, her super creepy boss was incredibly inappropriate...down to touching her without permission. </p> | |
| <p>She went to HR to report her boss who is sexually harassing her...and they basically shut her down, saying they could do NOTHING unless she had talked to the boss, first! Seriously...isn&#39;t that what HR is supposed to DO? Handle situations like this that could turn hostile? What are you even there for? </p> | |
| <p>So, it took everything in her...and she confronted her boss, face-to-face. She told him that everything he&#39;s doing makes her uncomfortable... and he said they should talk about it over drinks!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 14:06:42 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: James Corden Accidentally Named His Baby Beyonce</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>265</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 13:52:58 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Davi Needs You to Know That This Guy Is Disgusting</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>701</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>One guy - who works with women daily - wrote something so disgusting on Facebook that Davi wants to warn you!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>One guy - who works with women daily - wrote something so disgusting on Facebook that Davi wants to warn you!</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>One guy - who works with women daily - wrote something so disgusting on Facebook that Davi wants to warn you!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>One guy - who works with women daily - wrote something so disgusting on Facebook that Davi wants to warn you!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 13:48:14 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>The Bert Show's Favorite Things: The Most Romantic Weekend Away + A VIP Sweetwater Experience</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31232490.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>539</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things is back! | |
| | |
| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we’ll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you’re entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
| | |
| We’ll reveal more of our favorite things every day, and you can read the official rules and get the recap of each Bert Show member’s favorite things (as they’re revealed) by clicking the links at thebertshow.com/favoritethings.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things is back! | |
| | |
| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we’ll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you’re entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
| ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things is back! | |
| | |
| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we’ll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you’re entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
| | |
| We’ll reveal more of our favorite things every day, and you can read the official rules and get the recap of each Bert Show member’s favorite things (as they’re revealed) by clicking the links at thebertshow.com/favoritethings.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things is back!</p> | |
| <p>Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we’ll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you’re entered to win ALL of our favorite things!</p> | |
| <p>We’ll reveal more of our favorite things every day, and you can read the official rules and get the recap of each Bert Show member’s favorite things (as they’re revealed) by clicking the links at thebertshow.com/favoritethings.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 13:05:56 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-21:/posts/6563852</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>We Check Back In With "Line In The Sand" Lindsay, Whose Boyfriend Wouldn't Propose</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31232305.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>536</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Our Bert Show listener Lindsay has an interesting situation...that was somehow inspired by Cassie and her *then* break-up after eight years. | |
| | |
| Lindsay has been with her boyfriend for almost five years, but he hasn't proposed yet. HOWEVER, there are FOUR - yep, count 'em, four - perfect opportunities for him to propose. | |
| | |
| You can hear the WHOLE saga below, but long story short... | |
| | |
| - SPOILER ALERT - | |
| | |
| He didn't propose...so she did, and he shot her down. So, we check back in with her: are they engaged? Are they married? What's going down?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Our Bert Show listener Lindsay has an interesting situation...that was somehow inspired by Cassie and her *then* break-up after eight years. | |
| | |
| Lindsay has been with her boyfriend for almost five years, but he hasn't proposed yet. HOWEVER, there are F...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Our Bert Show listener Lindsay has an interesting situation...that was somehow inspired by Cassie and her *then* break-up after eight years. | |
| | |
| Lindsay has been with her boyfriend for almost five years, but he hasn't proposed yet. HOWEVER, there are FOUR - yep, count 'em, four - perfect opportunities for him to propose. | |
| | |
| You can hear the WHOLE saga below, but long story short... | |
| | |
| - SPOILER ALERT - | |
| | |
| He didn't propose...so she did, and he shot her down. So, we check back in with her: are they engaged? Are they married? What's going down?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Our Bert Show listener Lindsay has an interesting situation...that was somehow inspired by Cassie and her <em>then</em> break-up after eight years. </p> | |
| <p>Lindsay has been with her boyfriend for almost five years, but he hasn&#39;t proposed yet. HOWEVER, there are FOUR - yep, count &#39;em, four - perfect opportunities for him to propose.</p> | |
| <p>You can hear the WHOLE saga below, but long story short... </p> | |
| <ul> | |
| <li>SPOILER ALERT -</li> | |
| </ul> | |
| <p>He didn&#39;t propose...so she did, and he shot her down. So, we check back in with her: are they engaged? Are they married? What&#39;s going down?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 13:01:43 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-21:/posts/6563848</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: It Was The Worst Kept Secret Pregnancy In Hollywood</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>283</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 12:36:23 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-21:/posts/6563826</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Davi's Relationship Step You Need To Take</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6563795.mp3?modified=1576189532&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5767186" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31232098.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>359</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Davi and her husband, Blair, went on vacation together, and while they were there, they hit a major relationship milestone by doing something that they did before they got married, but hadn't done in years...and the milestone is really in how they FEEL about it. | |
| | |
| And if you're married, this is 100% something you should get on board with and have an honest conversation about: the five-year-plan.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Davi and her husband, Blair, went on vacation together, and while they were there, they hit a major relationship milestone by doing something that they did before they got married, but hadn't done in years...and the milestone is really in how they FEEL...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Davi and her husband, Blair, went on vacation together, and while they were there, they hit a major relationship milestone by doing something that they did before they got married, but hadn't done in years...and the milestone is really in how they FEEL about it. | |
| | |
| And if you're married, this is 100% something you should get on board with and have an honest conversation about: the five-year-plan.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Davi and her husband, Blair, went on vacation together, and while they were there, they hit a major relationship milestone by doing something that they did before they got married, but hadn&#39;t done in years...and the milestone is really in how they FEEL about it.</p> | |
| <p>And if you&#39;re married, this is 100% something you should get on board with and have an honest conversation about: the five-year-plan.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 12:22:32 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-21:/posts/6563795</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Santa Scared Straight: This Kid Gave Himself A Fake Black Eye To Get Out Of School!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31232037.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>745</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 12:22:07 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-21:/posts/6563794</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Round 2: Christmas Carol Musical Instrument Trash Fire Guessing Game</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6563743.mp3?modified=1576189473&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8626754" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31231747.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>536</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was. | |
| | |
| Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO bad, it was good. | |
| | |
| So obviously, we brought it back. | |
| | |
| We're each going to randomly get a song and a random instrument assigned to us, and we're gonna try to play the song...and everyone else has to guess what it is. | |
| | |
| So bad. So good.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was. | |
| | |
| Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO b...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was. | |
| | |
| Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO bad, it was good. | |
| | |
| So obviously, we brought it back. | |
| | |
| We're each going to randomly get a song and a random instrument assigned to us, and we're gonna try to play the song...and everyone else has to guess what it is. | |
| | |
| So bad. So good.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was.</p> | |
| <p>Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO bad, it was good.</p> | |
| <p>So obviously, we brought it back.</p> | |
| <p>We&#39;re each going to randomly get a song and a random instrument assigned to us, and we&#39;re gonna try to play the song...and everyone else has to guess what it is.</p> | |
| <p>So bad. So good.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 11:50:22 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-21:/posts/6563743</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Meryl Streep Is Being Targeted With A Smear Campaign</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6563733.mp3?modified=1576189464&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5570657" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>348</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 11:45:50 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-21:/posts/6563733</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Watch: There's Proof That UFOs Exist!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6563732.mp3?modified=1576189469&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5417097" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31231718.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>334</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>UFOs gotta be out there, right? No way we can be alone in the universe...and now it's coming out that there is actually a program that the Pentagon kept secret specifically FOR Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program. Or if you want to dumb it down...aliens.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>UFOs gotta be out there, right? No way we can be alone in the universe...and now it's coming out that there is actually a program that the Pentagon kept secret specifically FOR Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program. Or if you want to dumb it...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>UFOs gotta be out there, right? No way we can be alone in the universe...and now it's coming out that there is actually a program that the Pentagon kept secret specifically FOR Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program. Or if you want to dumb it down...aliens.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>UFOs gotta be out there, right? No way we can be alone in the universe...and now it&#39;s coming out that there is actually a program that the Pentagon kept secret specifically FOR Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program. Or if you want to dumb it down...aliens.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 11:45:39 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-21:/posts/6563732</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Stream The Show: Wednesday, December 20, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6051</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 14:53:40 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: A Harvey Weinstein Documentary Is On The Way</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>388</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 14:51:58 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Mean Tweets: Cassie Got SLAMMED Online Yesterday</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>443</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>It all started when a non-millennial gave some love to parents in a tough situation (totally cool and supportive!) and then SLAMMED millennials in the same breath. | |
| | |
| The millennials in this instance had NOTHING to do with the parental situation...it was just an opportunity to pop off a "funny" cheap shot at an entire group of people based on nothing. | |
| | |
| Cassie say it, and called the guy out, who said he was trying to be funny. And after that, Cassie KEPT seeing slams, and she's SO over it. | |
| | |
| And Cass got SLAMMED online for it.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It all started when a non-millennial gave some love to parents in a tough situation (totally cool and supportive!) and then SLAMMED millennials in the same breath. | |
| | |
| The millennials in this instance had NOTHING to do with the parental situation...it w...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It all started when a non-millennial gave some love to parents in a tough situation (totally cool and supportive!) and then SLAMMED millennials in the same breath. | |
| | |
| The millennials in this instance had NOTHING to do with the parental situation...it was just an opportunity to pop off a "funny" cheap shot at an entire group of people based on nothing. | |
| | |
| Cassie say it, and called the guy out, who said he was trying to be funny. And after that, Cassie KEPT seeing slams, and she's SO over it. | |
| | |
| And Cass got SLAMMED online for it.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It all started when a non-millennial gave some love to parents in a tough situation (totally cool and supportive!) and then SLAMMED millennials in the same breath.</p> | |
| <p>The millennials in this instance had NOTHING to do with the parental situation...it was just an opportunity to pop off a &quot;funny&quot; cheap shot at an entire group of people based on nothing.</p> | |
| <p>Cassie say it, and called the guy out, who said he was trying to be funny. And after that, Cassie KEPT seeing slams, and she&#39;s SO over it.</p> | |
| <p>And Cass got SLAMMED online for it.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 14:26:24 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Santa Scared Straight: This Kid Drew A Black Eye On Himself To Get Out Of Class!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>737</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 14:22:17 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 1 & 2: Christmas Carol Musical Instrument Trash Fire Guessing Game</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>1094</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was. | |
| | |
| Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO bad, it was good. | |
| | |
| So obviously, we brought it back. | |
| | |
| We're each going to randomly get a song and a random instrument assigned to us, and we're gonna try to play the song...and everyone else has to guess what it is. | |
| | |
| So bad. So good.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was. | |
| | |
| Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO b...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was. | |
| | |
| Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO bad, it was good. | |
| | |
| So obviously, we brought it back. | |
| | |
| We're each going to randomly get a song and a random instrument assigned to us, and we're gonna try to play the song...and everyone else has to guess what it is. | |
| | |
| So bad. So good.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was.</p> | |
| <p>Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO bad, it was good.</p> | |
| <p>So obviously, we brought it back.</p> | |
| <p>We&#39;re each going to randomly get a song and a random instrument assigned to us, and we&#39;re gonna try to play the song...and everyone else has to guess what it is.</p> | |
| <p>So bad. So good.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 13:48:23 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-20:/posts/6562027</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 2: Christmas Carol Musical Instrument Trash Fire Guessing Game</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>554</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was. | |
| | |
| Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO bad, it was good. | |
| | |
| So obviously, we brought it back. | |
| | |
| We're each going to randomly get a song and a random instrument assigned to us, and we're gonna try to play the song...and everyone else has to guess what it is. | |
| | |
| So bad. So good.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was. | |
| | |
| Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO b...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was. | |
| | |
| Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO bad, it was good. | |
| | |
| So obviously, we brought it back. | |
| | |
| We're each going to randomly get a song and a random instrument assigned to us, and we're gonna try to play the song...and everyone else has to guess what it is. | |
| | |
| So bad. So good.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was.</p> | |
| <p>Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO bad, it was good.</p> | |
| <p>So obviously, we brought it back.</p> | |
| <p>We&#39;re each going to randomly get a song and a random instrument assigned to us, and we&#39;re gonna try to play the song...and everyone else has to guess what it is.</p> | |
| <p>So bad. So good.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 13:48:13 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-20:/posts/6562026</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 1: Christmas Carol Musical Instrument Trash Fire Guessing Game</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>542</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was. | |
| | |
| Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO bad, it was good. | |
| | |
| So obviously, we brought it back. | |
| | |
| We're each going to randomly get a song and a random instrument assigned to us, and we're gonna try to play the song...and everyone else has to guess what it is. | |
| | |
| So bad. So good.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was. | |
| | |
| Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO b...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was. | |
| | |
| Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO bad, it was good. | |
| | |
| So obviously, we brought it back. | |
| | |
| We're each going to randomly get a song and a random instrument assigned to us, and we're gonna try to play the song...and everyone else has to guess what it is. | |
| | |
| So bad. So good.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Kristin saw this on Jimmy Fallon one night, when he made Kiera Nightly play a song on the violin, and every one had to guess what song it was.</p> | |
| <p>Somehow, we figured this would translate well to radio. We did it a few years ago, and it was a wreck SO bad, it was good.</p> | |
| <p>So obviously, we brought it back.</p> | |
| <p>We&#39;re each going to randomly get a song and a random instrument assigned to us, and we&#39;re gonna try to play the song...and everyone else has to guess what it is.</p> | |
| <p>So bad. So good.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 13:31:36 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-20:/posts/6561991</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>The Bert Show's Favorite Things: The Ultimate Staycation Weekend At Loews Atlanta Hotel!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31222882.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>503</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things is back! | |
| | |
| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we’ll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you’re entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
| | |
| We’ll reveal more of our favorite things every day, and you can read the official rules and get the recap of each Bert Show member’s favorite things (as they’re revealed) by clicking the links at thebertshow.com/favoritethings.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things is back! | |
| | |
| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we’ll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you’re entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
| ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things is back! | |
| | |
| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we’ll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you’re entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
| | |
| We’ll reveal more of our favorite things every day, and you can read the official rules and get the recap of each Bert Show member’s favorite things (as they’re revealed) by clicking the links at thebertshow.com/favoritethings.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things is back!</p> | |
| <p>Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we’ll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you’re entered to win ALL of our favorite things!</p> | |
| <p>We’ll reveal more of our favorite things every day, and you can read the official rules and get the recap of each Bert Show member’s favorite things (as they’re revealed) by clicking the links at thebertshow.com/favoritethings.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 13:29:06 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-20:/posts/6561987</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Mascara Alert: Bert Show Family Meeting About Kristin's Dad</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6561948.mp3?modified=1576207288&source=rss&stitched=1" length="13338016" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>833</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 13:02:58 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-20:/posts/6561948</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Do We Have A Winner In Our Celebrity Baby Draft?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6561932.mp3?modified=1576207217&source=rss&stitched=1" length="4978409" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>311</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 12:51:20 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-20:/posts/6561932</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Tell Us Something Good + Bert Is Seeing His Brothers Together For The First Time In 30 Years</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31223346.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>888</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. That all hope isn't lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don't hear about them. | |
| | |
| And that's why we do it: tell me something good. What's going on in the world (or your life) that's so amazing? | |
| | |
| And then...Bert is hanging out with his brothers and their families all together for the first time in THIRTY years!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. Tha...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. That all hope isn't lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don't hear about them. | |
| | |
| And that's why we do it: tell me something good. What's going on in the world (or your life) that's so amazing? | |
| | |
| And then...Bert is hanging out with his brothers and their families all together for the first time in THIRTY years!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Let&#39;s be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it&#39;s so, so important to talk about what&#39;s going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn&#39;t gone altogether. That all hope isn&#39;t lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don&#39;t hear about them.</p> | |
| <p>And that&#39;s why we do it: tell me something good. What&#39;s going on in the world (or your life) that&#39;s so amazing?</p> | |
| <p>And then...Bert is hanging out with his brothers and their families all together for the first time in THIRTY years!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 12:30:36 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-20:/posts/6561911</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Brian's Girlfriend And Mom Are Teaming Up Against Him</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31223297.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>528</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Brian's traveling over the holidays, and there are really high terror alerts issued for all the areas he's going to. His mom and his girlfriend are now teaming up against him...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian's traveling over the holidays, and there are really high terror alerts issued for all the areas he's going to. His mom and his girlfriend are now teaming up against him...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian's traveling over the holidays, and there are really high terror alerts issued for all the areas he's going to. His mom and his girlfriend are now teaming up against him...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian&#39;s traveling over the holidays, and there are really high terror alerts issued for all the areas he&#39;s going to. His mom and his girlfriend are now teaming up against him...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 12:07:10 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-20:/posts/6561882</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Is One Of Our Favorite TV Shows Making A Comeback Next Year?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>407</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 11:44:15 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-20:/posts/6561860</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Stream The Show: Tuesday, December 19, 2018</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6270</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 15:29:19 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-19:/posts/6560410</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Diddy Wants to Buy The Carolina Panthers</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6560357.mp3?modified=1576205523&source=rss&stitched=1" length="7645824" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>477</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 14:57:04 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-19:/posts/6560357</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Cassie's Got Some Words For Old People Hatin'</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31214601.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>375</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>It all started when a non-millennial gave some love to parents in a tough situation (totally cool and supportive!) and then SLAMMED millennials in the same breath. | |
| | |
| The millennials in this instance had NOTHING to do with the parental situation...it was just an opportunity to pop off a "funny" cheap shot at an entire group of people based on nothing. | |
| | |
| Cassie say it, and called the guy out, who said he was trying to be funny. And after that, Cassie KEPT seeing slams, and she's SO over it. | |
| | |
| To all you old timers screeching “Back in my day” or making fun of millennials based off stereotypes. STOP. There is a difference between slamming one particular millennial for their less than stellar behavior and making sweeping generalizations. | |
| | |
| Honestly, what you are doing is detrimental to an entire generation. You are casting us in this dismissive light that reduces us to nothing more than latte sucking unwashed hipsters glued to our phones who live in mom and dad’s basement and leech society of its resources without ever contributing. | |
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| When we call you on it... | |
| | |
| "Relax," you say. "Chill out - it’s just a joke." Sure, it’s a joke until your buddy Greg, who runs his own company is hiring and then doesn’t hire the millennial because he’s subconsciously predisposed against them because of these quote unquote JOKES. | |
| | |
| It’s a joke until every headline slams millennials, and accuses us of killing or draining or destroying something…and you guys start to believe all of it. | |
| | |
| We are not killing industry. We are not going to be the downfall of everything. | |
| | |
| We are the future. We will run this country. We are already doing great things. | |
| | |
| Mark Zuckerberg. Malala Yousafzai. Prince William. Beyonce. Usain Bolt. All millennials. All people effecting change in the world. | |
| | |
| Millennials are behind tech that you use every day. The tech behind Apple pay? That’s a millennial. Lyft? Millennials. Tinder? Millennial. Pinterest. Facebook. Instagram. Dropbox. AirBnB. Snapchat. PayPal. Spotify. | |
| | |
| Millennials are founders. We are entrepreneurs. We are CEOs. We are humanitarians, artists, influencers, hustlers, teachers and visionaries. | |
| | |
| But here’s the thing…we could probably do even BIGGER, BETTER things if you could put aside your condescending ageism and start working WITH us. Just because you don’t understand our phone and social media-driven culture doesn’t mean it’s WRONG. Just because it’s not FOR YOU doesn’t mean it should be ridiculed. We can co-exist, you know. Differences and diversity are what makes our world a richer place. | |
| | |
| The social, financial, labor and healthcare landscapes have all changed for us when compared to when you were our age. And some of that is because of us, but some of that is because of YOU. We’re in 300% more student debt than our parents. Jobs aren’t as readily available. Costs are rising. | |
| | |
| Stop. Trashing. Us. For. Things. We. Can’t. Control. | |
| | |
| And so what we like selfies, Starbucks and emojis? Does that hurt you? Oh, you’re annoyed that we need an extra pat on the back? Since when was saying a kind word to someone such a bad thing? Irritated that we aren’t humble workers and we speak up when we believe we deserve something? WHO DO YOU THINK TAUGHT US TO DO THAT? We’re a ballsy generation, and we’re gonna get what we deserve, and we have YOU guys to thank for installing those values in us. And knowing what you’re worth and what you’re capable of are GREAT values to have. | |
| | |
| You helped lay the foundation for this generation, so stop complaining about it. Start celebrating it. We have done - and have the capability to do - GREAT THINGS. | |
| | |
| Do we have bad apples? Duh. But so do you guys. And every generation that came before you, and every generation that came after us. You know what judging an entire group of people based off a couple of bad seeds is? Short sighted. Undermining. Growth-stunting. And dangerous. | |
| | |
| So how about you lay off the negative stereotyping, ok? STOP with the “back in my day” BS. TH...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It all started when a non-millennial gave some love to parents in a tough situation (totally cool and supportive!) and then SLAMMED millennials in the same breath. | |
| | |
| The millennials in this instance had NOTHING to do with the parental situation...it w...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It all started when a non-millennial gave some love to parents in a tough situation (totally cool and supportive!) and then SLAMMED millennials in the same breath. | |
| | |
| The millennials in this instance had NOTHING to do with the parental situation...it was just an opportunity to pop off a "funny" cheap shot at an entire group of people based on nothing. | |
| | |
| Cassie say it, and called the guy out, who said he was trying to be funny. And after that, Cassie KEPT seeing slams, and she's SO over it. | |
| | |
| To all you old timers screeching “Back in my day” or making fun of millennials based off stereotypes. STOP. There is a difference between slamming one particular millennial for their less than stellar behavior and making sweeping generalizations. | |
| | |
| Honestly, what you are doing is detrimental to an entire generation. You are casting us in this dismissive light that reduces us to nothing more than latte sucking unwashed hipsters glued to our phones who live in mom and dad’s basement and leech society of its resources without ever contributing. | |
| | |
| When we call you on it... | |
| | |
| "Relax," you say. "Chill out - it’s just a joke." Sure, it’s a joke until your buddy Greg, who runs his own company is hiring and then doesn’t hire the millennial because he’s subconsciously predisposed against them because of these quote unquote JOKES. | |
| | |
| It’s a joke until every headline slams millennials, and accuses us of killing or draining or destroying something…and you guys start to believe all of it. | |
| | |
| We are not killing industry. We are not going to be the downfall of everything. | |
| | |
| We are the future. We will run this country. We are already doing great things. | |
| | |
| Mark Zuckerberg. Malala Yousafzai. Prince William. Beyonce. Usain Bolt. All millennials. All people effecting change in the world. | |
| | |
| Millennials are behind tech that you use every day. The tech behind Apple pay? That’s a millennial. Lyft? Millennials. Tinder? Millennial. Pinterest. Facebook. Instagram. Dropbox. AirBnB. Snapchat. PayPal. Spotify. | |
| | |
| Millennials are founders. We are entrepreneurs. We are CEOs. We are humanitarians, artists, influencers, hustlers, teachers and visionaries. | |
| | |
| But here’s the thing…we could probably do even BIGGER, BETTER things if you could put aside your condescending ageism and start working WITH us. Just because you don’t understand our phone and social media-driven culture doesn’t mean it’s WRONG. Just because it’s not FOR YOU doesn’t mean it should be ridiculed. We can co-exist, you know. Differences and diversity are what makes our world a richer place. | |
| | |
| The social, financial, labor and healthcare landscapes have all changed for us when compared to when you were our age. And some of that is because of us, but some of that is because of YOU. We’re in 300% more student debt than our parents. Jobs aren’t as readily available. Costs are rising. | |
| | |
| Stop. Trashing. Us. For. Things. We. Can’t. Control. | |
| | |
| And so what we like selfies, Starbucks and emojis? Does that hurt you? Oh, you’re annoyed that we need an extra pat on the back? Since when was saying a kind word to someone such a bad thing? Irritated that we aren’t humble workers and we speak up when we believe we deserve something? WHO DO YOU THINK TAUGHT US TO DO THAT? We’re a ballsy generation, and we’re gonna get what we deserve, and we have YOU guys to thank for installing those values in us. And knowing what you’re worth and what you’re capable of are GREAT values to have. | |
| | |
| You helped lay the foundation for this generation, so stop complaining about it. Start celebrating it. We have done - and have the capability to do - GREAT THINGS. | |
| | |
| Do we have bad apples? Duh. But so do you guys. And every generation that came before you, and every generation that came after us. You know what judging an entire group of people based off a couple of bad seeds is? Short sighted. Undermining. Growth-stunting. And dangerous. | |
| | |
| So how about you lay off the negative stereotyping, ok? STOP with the “back in my day” BS. THIS ISN’T YOUR DAY ANYMORE. IT’S BOTH OF OUR DAY AND WE BOTH HAVE TO BE HERE SO MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE IT WELCOMING. | |
| | |
| And while you’re at it, LAY OFF OUR DAMN AVOCADO TOAST AND WHITE MOCHA LATTES. THEY'RE DELICIOUS.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It all started when a non-millennial gave some love to parents in a tough situation (totally cool and supportive!) and then SLAMMED millennials in the same breath.</p> | |
| <p>The millennials in this instance had NOTHING to do with the parental situation...it was just an opportunity to pop off a &quot;funny&quot; cheap shot at an entire group of people based on nothing.</p> | |
| <p>Cassie say it, and called the guy out, who said he was trying to be funny. And after that, Cassie KEPT seeing slams, and she&#39;s SO over it.</p> | |
| <p>To all you old timers screeching “Back in my day” or making fun of millennials based off stereotypes. STOP. There is a difference between slamming one particular millennial for their less than stellar behavior and making sweeping generalizations.</p> | |
| <p>Honestly, what you are doing is detrimental to an entire generation. You are casting us in this dismissive light that reduces us to nothing more than latte sucking unwashed hipsters glued to our phones who live in mom and dad’s basement and leech society of its resources without ever contributing.</p> | |
| <p>When we call you on it...</p> | |
| <p>&quot;Relax,&quot; you say. &quot;Chill out - it’s just a joke.&quot; Sure, it’s a joke until your buddy Greg, who runs his own company is hiring and then doesn’t hire the millennial because he’s subconsciously predisposed against them because of these quote unquote JOKES.</p> | |
| <p>It’s a joke until every headline slams millennials, and accuses us of killing or draining or destroying something…and you guys start to believe all of it.</p> | |
| <p>We are not killing industry. We are not going to be the downfall of everything.</p> | |
| <p>We are the future. We will run this country. We are already doing great things.</p> | |
| <p>Mark Zuckerberg. Malala Yousafzai. Prince William. Beyonce. Usain Bolt. All millennials. All people effecting change in the world.</p> | |
| <p>Millennials are behind tech that you use every day. The tech behind Apple pay? That’s a millennial. Lyft? Millennials. Tinder? Millennial. Pinterest. Facebook. Instagram. Dropbox. AirBnB. Snapchat. PayPal. Spotify.</p> | |
| <p>Millennials are founders. We are entrepreneurs. We are CEOs. We are humanitarians, artists, influencers, hustlers, teachers and visionaries.</p> | |
| <p>But here’s the thing…we could probably do even BIGGER, BETTER things if you could put aside your condescending ageism and start working WITH us. Just because you don’t understand our phone and social media-driven culture doesn’t mean it’s WRONG. Just because it’s not FOR YOU doesn’t mean it should be ridiculed. We can co-exist, you know. Differences and diversity are what makes our world a richer place.</p> | |
| <p>The social, financial, labor and healthcare landscapes have all changed for us when compared to when you were our age. And some of that is because of us, but some of that is because of YOU. We’re in 300% more student debt than our parents. Jobs aren’t as readily available. Costs are rising.</p> | |
| <p>Stop. Trashing. Us. For. Things. We. Can’t. Control.</p> | |
| <p>And so what we like selfies, Starbucks and emojis? Does that hurt you? Oh, you’re annoyed that we need an extra pat on the back? Since when was saying a kind word to someone such a bad thing? Irritated that we aren’t humble workers and we speak up when we believe we deserve something? WHO DO YOU THINK TAUGHT US TO DO THAT? We’re a ballsy generation, and we’re gonna get what we deserve, and we have YOU guys to thank for installing those values in us. And knowing what you’re worth and what you’re capable of are GREAT values to have.</p> | |
| <p>You helped lay the foundation for this generation, so stop complaining about it. Start celebrating it. We have done - and have the capability to do - GREAT THINGS.</p> | |
| <p>Do we have bad apples? Duh. But so do you guys. And every generation that came before you, and every generation that came after us. You know what judging an entire group of people based off a couple of bad seeds is? Short sighted. Undermining. Growth-stunting. And dangerous.</p> | |
| <p>So how about you lay off the negative stereotyping, ok? STOP with the “back in my day” BS. THIS ISN’T YOUR DAY ANYMORE. IT’S BOTH OF OUR DAY AND WE BOTH HAVE TO BE HERE SO MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE IT WELCOMING.</p> | |
| <p>And while you’re at it, LAY OFF OUR DAMN AVOCADO TOAST AND WHITE MOCHA LATTES. THEY&#39;RE DELICIOUS.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 14:56:54 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Hot Guy Fantasy Football: The Elf Edition</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31214567.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>535</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Hmmmm...who knew that Trixie the Elf (who has come in studio a couple of times) ALSO did Hot Guy Fantasy Football Pick-Up Lines just like Kristin? | |
| | |
| She's about to bust 'em out...and they're DIRTY.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Hmmmm...who knew that Trixie the Elf (who has come in studio a couple of times) ALSO did Hot Guy Fantasy Football Pick-Up Lines just like Kristin? | |
| | |
| She's about to bust 'em out...and they're DIRTY.</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Hmmmm...who knew that Trixie the Elf (who has come in studio a couple of times) ALSO did Hot Guy Fantasy Football Pick-Up Lines just like Kristin? | |
| | |
| She's about to bust 'em out...and they're DIRTY.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Hmmmm...who knew that Trixie the Elf (who has come in studio a couple of times) ALSO did Hot Guy Fantasy Football Pick-Up Lines just like Kristin?</p> | |
| <p> She&#39;s about to bust &#39;em out...and they&#39;re DIRTY.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 14:52:14 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-19:/posts/6560344</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Celebrity Baby Draft + Hollywood Empowered These Listeners To Report Their Harassers</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>853</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 13:57:15 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Is Doing This For Your Kids For Christmas Out Of Line?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31214529.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>537</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Christmas wish lists are totally a great idea (after all, we grew up writing one for Santa every year), but what about when a mom makes a wishlist for her kid and sends it out in the Christmas Cards, unsolicited?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Christmas wish lists are totally a great idea (after all, we grew up writing one for Santa every year), but what about when a mom makes a wishlist for her kid and sends it out in the Christmas Cards, unsolicited?</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Christmas wish lists are totally a great idea (after all, we grew up writing one for Santa every year), but what about when a mom makes a wishlist for her kid and sends it out in the Christmas Cards, unsolicited?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Christmas wish lists are totally a great idea (after all, we grew up writing one for Santa every year), but what about when a mom makes a wishlist for her kid and sends it out in the Christmas Cards, unsolicited?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 13:28:27 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-19:/posts/6560157</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>The Bert Show's Favorite Things: Win A Full On Photoshoot + A VIP Atlanta Hawks Experience!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31213386.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>284</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>The Bert Show's Favorite Things is back! | |
| | |
| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we'll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you're entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
| | |
| Stay tuned - we'll reveal our favorite things every day below, or you can get the recap of each Bert Show member's favorite things (as they're revealed) and see the official rules at thebertshow.com/favoritethings</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>The Bert Show's Favorite Things is back! | |
| | |
| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we'll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you're entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
| ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>The Bert Show's Favorite Things is back! | |
| | |
| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we'll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you're entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
| | |
| Stay tuned - we'll reveal our favorite things every day below, or you can get the recap of each Bert Show member's favorite things (as they're revealed) and see the official rules at thebertshow.com/favoritethings</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>The Bert Show&#39;s Favorite Things is back!</p> | |
| <p>Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we&#39;ll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you&#39;re entered to win ALL of our favorite things!</p> | |
| <p>Stay tuned - we&#39;ll reveal our favorite things every day below, or you can get the recap of each Bert Show member&#39;s favorite things (as they&#39;re revealed) and see the official rules at thebertshow.com/favoritethings</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 13:25:09 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: Bert Needs To Apologize To A Listener...And Explain Why He Was So Rude</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31213462.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>885</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Bert was SUPER rude to a listener yesterday...and basically drove off while she was knocking on his car window (without even rolling it down). BUT there is a very, very good reason why (He was kind of protecting her, in a way, if you think about it) and a long backstory...but regardless, he needs to apologize and explain. | |
| | |
| Well, Kristin went on the hunt for the listener, and has a lineup of THREE people for Bert to I.D. | |
| | |
| But...he can't REMEMBER! | |
| | |
| We think we found her, though...and it's not awkward. Not at all.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert was SUPER rude to a listener yesterday...and basically drove off while she was knocking on his car window (without even rolling it down). BUT there is a very, very good reason why (He was kind of protecting her, in a way, if you think about it) an...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert was SUPER rude to a listener yesterday...and basically drove off while she was knocking on his car window (without even rolling it down). BUT there is a very, very good reason why (He was kind of protecting her, in a way, if you think about it) and a long backstory...but regardless, he needs to apologize and explain. | |
| | |
| Well, Kristin went on the hunt for the listener, and has a lineup of THREE people for Bert to I.D. | |
| | |
| But...he can't REMEMBER! | |
| | |
| We think we found her, though...and it's not awkward. Not at all.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert was SUPER rude to a listener yesterday...and basically drove off while she was knocking on his car window (without even rolling it down). BUT there is a very, very good reason why (He was kind of protecting her, in a way, if you think about it) and a long backstory...but regardless, he needs to apologize and explain.</p> | |
| <p>Well, Kristin went on the hunt for the listener, and has a lineup of THREE people for Bert to I.D. </p> | |
| <p>But...he can&#39;t REMEMBER!</p> | |
| <p>We think we found her, though...and it&#39;s not awkward. Not at all.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 13:02:56 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: What Matt Damon Said Got Us FIRED Up…And We’re Split</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>571</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 12:34:51 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>How This Elf On A Shelf Retired With Integrity</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31214678.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>417</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 12:22:56 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>We Have ALL Been This College Kid On Her Day From Hell</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31213195.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>441</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We have ALL been Ann. | |
| | |
| Ann is a UT Austin student who showed up to an exam without a blue book (which you HAVE to have for a lot of College Finals). She got her Blue Book, then when she came back and sat down, she realized she was in the wrong place. | |
| | |
| Then she went to the right place...but it was the wrong one, AGAIN. | |
| | |
| Then she had SIXTY SECONDS to spring across campus to the RIGHT place. | |
| | |
| We all know this story, right? | |
| | |
| The frantic feeling when you realize you showed up somewhere without the right materials. | |
| | |
| The panic that sets in when you realize you're in the wrong place. | |
| | |
| The despair when you realize you're in the wrong place AGAIN. | |
| | |
| The heart-pounding when you realize time is running out and you're on the clock for something MAJOR. | |
| | |
| Oh, Ann. | |
| | |
| We have all been you.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We have ALL been Ann. | |
| | |
| Ann is a UT Austin student who showed up to an exam without a blue book (which you HAVE to have for a lot of College Finals). She got her Blue Book, then when she came back and sat down, she realized she was in the wrong place....</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We have ALL been Ann. | |
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| Ann is a UT Austin student who showed up to an exam without a blue book (which you HAVE to have for a lot of College Finals). She got her Blue Book, then when she came back and sat down, she realized she was in the wrong place. | |
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| Then she went to the right place...but it was the wrong one, AGAIN. | |
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| Then she had SIXTY SECONDS to spring across campus to the RIGHT place. | |
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| We all know this story, right? | |
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| The frantic feeling when you realize you showed up somewhere without the right materials. | |
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| The panic that sets in when you realize you're in the wrong place. | |
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| The despair when you realize you're in the wrong place AGAIN. | |
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| The heart-pounding when you realize time is running out and you're on the clock for something MAJOR. | |
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| Oh, Ann. | |
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| We have all been you.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We have ALL been Ann.</p> | |
| <p>Ann is a UT Austin student who showed up to an exam without a blue book (which you HAVE to have for a lot of College Finals). She got her Blue Book, then when she came back and sat down, she realized she was in the wrong place.</p> | |
| <p>Then she went to the right place...but it was the wrong one, AGAIN.</p> | |
| <p>Then she had SIXTY SECONDS to spring across campus to the RIGHT place. </p> | |
| <p>We all know this story, right?</p> | |
| <p>The frantic feeling when you realize you showed up somewhere without the right materials. </p> | |
| <p>The panic that sets in when you realize you&#39;re in the wrong place.</p> | |
| <p>The despair when you realize you&#39;re in the wrong place AGAIN.</p> | |
| <p>The heart-pounding when you realize time is running out and you&#39;re on the clock for something MAJOR.</p> | |
| <p>Oh, Ann.</p> | |
| <p>We have all been you.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 12:22:40 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Santa Scared Straight: Santa Has To Call In The Elves Because This Kid Is Getting Into Fights</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31212484.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>503</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 12:04:31 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: How Did She Hide That She Was Pregnant With Twins?!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>278</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 12:04:16 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Brian Challenged Himself To Do Something We Should All Try To Do</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31212505.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>419</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>If you have ever traveled solo (or eaten out solo or gone to a bar solo or done almost anything solo around a lot of people), then you know how hard it can be to strike up a conversation with a complete stranger. It’s WAY easier to bury your face in a menu / drink / your phone than talk to people around you. | |
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| And that’s why Brian challenged himself to do that: he rented a bike and rode around a strange city and talked to absolute strangers…and nothing went wrong. | |
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| Talk to a stranger. Find out their story. You might be surprised who you meet.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>If you have ever traveled solo (or eaten out solo or gone to a bar solo or done almost anything solo around a lot of people), then you know how hard it can be to strike up a conversation with a complete stranger. It’s WAY easier to bury your face in a ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>If you have ever traveled solo (or eaten out solo or gone to a bar solo or done almost anything solo around a lot of people), then you know how hard it can be to strike up a conversation with a complete stranger. It’s WAY easier to bury your face in a menu / drink / your phone than talk to people around you. | |
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| And that’s why Brian challenged himself to do that: he rented a bike and rode around a strange city and talked to absolute strangers…and nothing went wrong. | |
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| Talk to a stranger. Find out their story. You might be surprised who you meet.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>If you have ever traveled solo (or eaten out solo or gone to a bar solo or done almost anything solo around a lot of people), then you know how hard it can be to strike up a conversation with a complete stranger. It’s WAY easier to bury your face in a menu / drink / your phone than talk to people around you.</p> | |
| <p>And that’s why Brian challenged himself to do that: he rented a bike and rode around a strange city and talked to absolute strangers…and nothing went wrong.</p> | |
| <p>Talk to a stranger. Find out their story. You might be surprised who you meet.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 12:04:04 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-19:/posts/6560017</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Monday, December 18, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6558337.mp3?modified=1576203211&source=rss&stitched=1" length="86907182" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>5431</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 15:14:01 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-18:/posts/6558337</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Should You Break Up Before The Holidays...Or Stick It Out?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6558327.mp3?modified=1576203198&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5037422" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31204319.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>311</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>You're dating...and then you realize you're just not feeling your relationship. It just doesn't have that special SPARK. That special THING that's gonna make it last the long haul. You don't hate your significant other. They don't annoy you. You just suddenly realized they're not THE ONE. | |
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| So...do you fake your way through the holidays - and that vacation you have planned - knowing you're gonna break up...or rip the band-aid off now?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>You're dating...and then you realize you're just not feeling your relationship. It just doesn't have that special SPARK. That special THING that's gonna make it last the long haul. You don't hate your significant other. They don't annoy you. You just s...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>You're dating...and then you realize you're just not feeling your relationship. It just doesn't have that special SPARK. That special THING that's gonna make it last the long haul. You don't hate your significant other. They don't annoy you. You just suddenly realized they're not THE ONE. | |
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| So...do you fake your way through the holidays - and that vacation you have planned - knowing you're gonna break up...or rip the band-aid off now?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>You&#39;re dating...and then you realize you&#39;re just not feeling your relationship. It just doesn&#39;t have that special SPARK. That special THING that&#39;s gonna make it last the long haul. You don&#39;t hate your significant other. They don&#39;t annoy you. You just suddenly realized they&#39;re not THE ONE. </p> | |
| <p>So...do you fake your way through the holidays - and that vacation you have planned - knowing you&#39;re gonna break up...or rip the band-aid off now?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 15:11:12 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-18:/posts/6558327</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Matt Damon Needs To SHUT UP According To Women In Hollywood</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6558263.mp3?modified=1576203190&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8190469" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>511</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Didn't mean to re upload 8:35</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Didn't mean to re upload 8:35</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Didn't mean to re upload 8:35</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Didn&#39;t mean to re upload 8:35</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 14:47:30 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-18:/posts/6558263</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Kristin Just Performed This Mom's Epic Excuse Letter For Her Kid</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31203997.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>511</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Last week, schools were cancelled because of the winter storm that blew through Georgia, and one Paulding County mom had a hilarious way of telling the school that her kid wasn't coming in that day...she wrote a rap. | |
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| One of the teachers at the school sent - and we quote - "THE BEST PARENT NOTE EVER" that her colleague received, "regarding why her [mom's] child did not come to school Friday during the snow." | |
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| Props, mom. Props.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Last week, schools were cancelled because of the winter storm that blew through Georgia, and one Paulding County mom had a hilarious way of telling the school that her kid wasn't coming in that day...she wrote a rap. | |
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| One of the teachers at the scho...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Last week, schools were cancelled because of the winter storm that blew through Georgia, and one Paulding County mom had a hilarious way of telling the school that her kid wasn't coming in that day...she wrote a rap. | |
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| One of the teachers at the school sent - and we quote - "THE BEST PARENT NOTE EVER" that her colleague received, "regarding why her [mom's] child did not come to school Friday during the snow." | |
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| Props, mom. Props.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Last week, schools were cancelled because of the winter storm that blew through Georgia, and one Paulding County mom had a hilarious way of telling the school that her kid wasn&#39;t coming in that day...she wrote a rap. </p> | |
| <p>One of the teachers at the school sent - and we quote - &quot;THE BEST PARENT NOTE EVER&quot; that her colleague received, &quot;regarding why her [mom&#39;s] child did not come to school Friday during the snow.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>Props, mom. Props.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 14:46:49 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-18:/posts/6558262</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Kristin Just Performed This Mom's Epic Excuse Letter For Her Kid</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31203450.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>270</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Last week, schools were cancelled because of the winter storm that blew through Georgia, and one Paulding County mom had a hilarious way of telling the school that her kid wasn't coming in that day...she wrote a rap. | |
| | |
| One of the teachers at the school sent - and we quote - "THE BEST PARENT NOTE EVER" that her colleague received, "regarding why her [mom's] child did not come to school Friday during the snow." | |
| | |
| Props, mom. Props.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Last week, schools were cancelled because of the winter storm that blew through Georgia, and one Paulding County mom had a hilarious way of telling the school that her kid wasn't coming in that day...she wrote a rap. | |
| | |
| One of the teachers at the scho...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Last week, schools were cancelled because of the winter storm that blew through Georgia, and one Paulding County mom had a hilarious way of telling the school that her kid wasn't coming in that day...she wrote a rap. | |
| | |
| One of the teachers at the school sent - and we quote - "THE BEST PARENT NOTE EVER" that her colleague received, "regarding why her [mom's] child did not come to school Friday during the snow." | |
| | |
| Props, mom. Props.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Last week, schools were cancelled because of the winter storm that blew through Georgia, and one Paulding County mom had a hilarious way of telling the school that her kid wasn&#39;t coming in that day...she wrote a rap. </p> | |
| <p>One of the teachers at the school sent - and we quote - &quot;THE BEST PARENT NOTE EVER&quot; that her colleague received, &quot;regarding why her [mom&#39;s] child did not come to school Friday during the snow.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>Props, mom. Props.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 14:05:44 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-18:/posts/6558116</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Harvey Weinstein Purposely Derailed Mira Sorvino's Career</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6558086.mp3?modified=1576203105&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8318738" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>519</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 13:46:43 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Santa Scared Straight: Santa Had To Call In Reinforcements For This Kid!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6558063.mp3?modified=1576202954&source=rss&stitched=1" length="12597850" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31203164.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>785</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
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| Just fill out the form below and send the "North Pole" what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave. | |
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| This kid is fighting and not brushing his teeth...and he's SO skeptic that Santa has to call in reinforcements!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
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| Just fill out the form below and send the "...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
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| Just fill out the form below and send the "North Pole" what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave. | |
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| This kid is fighting and not brushing his teeth...and he's SO skeptic that Santa has to call in reinforcements!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.</p> | |
| <p>Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.</p> | |
| <p>This kid is fighting and not brushing his teeth...and he&#39;s SO skeptic that Santa has to call in reinforcements!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 13:32:04 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-18:/posts/6558063</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things: $1000 To Get Lasik From Diamond Vision!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6558039.mp3?modified=1576203396&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5015506" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31202952.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>312</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things is back! | |
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| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we’ll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you’re entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
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| We’ll reveal more of our favorite things every day, and you can read the official rules and get the recap of each Bert Show member’s favorite things (as they’re revealed) by clicking the links at thebertshow.com/favoritethings.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things is back! | |
| | |
| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we’ll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you’re entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
| ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things is back! | |
| | |
| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we’ll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you’re entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
| | |
| We’ll reveal more of our favorite things every day, and you can read the official rules and get the recap of each Bert Show member’s favorite things (as they’re revealed) by clicking the links at thebertshow.com/favoritethings.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things is back!</p> | |
| <p>Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we’ll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you’re entered to win ALL of our favorite things!</p> | |
| <p>We’ll reveal more of our favorite things every day, and you can read the official rules and get the recap of each Bert Show member’s favorite things (as they’re revealed) by clicking the links at thebertshow.com/favoritethings.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 13:23:57 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-18:/posts/6558039</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Update: She's Afraid She'll Screw Up Her Relationship Because Of Her Boyfriend's Kid + Airport Vents</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6558011.mp3?modified=1576202900&source=rss&stitched=1" length="12535382" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31202868.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>781</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>She's meeting her boyfriend's 5-year-old daughter for the first time, and if you have kids, you know that's a BIG deal. And the thing is, whatever woman comes into their life is going to have to get along with his daughter, because she comes first (and rightfully so). | |
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| The thing is, even though she LIKES kids, she's never really interacted with them...and she's scared she's going to mess it up! | |
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| Kristin's advice? Try less. (It totally worked for her when it came to her niece and nephew who were ignoring her when she was trying SO HARD to be their friend.) | |
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| But will it backfire? | |
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| PLUS... | |
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| Were you stuck in the Atlanta airport? Vent about it!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>She's meeting her boyfriend's 5-year-old daughter for the first time, and if you have kids, you know that's a BIG deal. And the thing is, whatever woman comes into their life is going to have to get along with his daughter, because she comes first (and...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>She's meeting her boyfriend's 5-year-old daughter for the first time, and if you have kids, you know that's a BIG deal. And the thing is, whatever woman comes into their life is going to have to get along with his daughter, because she comes first (and rightfully so). | |
| | |
| The thing is, even though she LIKES kids, she's never really interacted with them...and she's scared she's going to mess it up! | |
| | |
| Kristin's advice? Try less. (It totally worked for her when it came to her niece and nephew who were ignoring her when she was trying SO HARD to be their friend.) | |
| | |
| But will it backfire? | |
| | |
| PLUS... | |
| | |
| Were you stuck in the Atlanta airport? Vent about it!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>She&#39;s meeting her boyfriend&#39;s 5-year-old daughter for the first time, and if you have kids, you know that&#39;s a BIG deal. And the thing is, whatever woman comes into their life is going to have to get along with his daughter, because she comes first (and rightfully so).</p> | |
| <p>The thing is, even though she LIKES kids, she&#39;s never really interacted with them...and she&#39;s scared she&#39;s going to mess it up!</p> | |
| <p>Kristin&#39;s advice? Try less. (It totally worked for her when it came to her niece and nephew who were ignoring her when she was trying SO HARD to be their friend.)</p> | |
| <p>But will it backfire?</p> | |
| <p>PLUS...</p> | |
| <p>Were you stuck in the Atlanta airport? Vent about it!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 13:08:47 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Update: She's Afraid She'll Screw Up Her Relationship Because Of Her Boyfriend's Kid</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>She's meeting her boyfriend's 5-year-old daughter for the first time, and if you have kids, you know that's a BIG deal. And the thing is, whatever woman comes into their life is going to have to get along with his daughter, because she comes first (and rightfully so). | |
| | |
| The thing is, even though she LIKES kids, she's never really interacted with them...and she's scared she's going to mess it up! | |
| | |
| Kristin's advice? Try less. (It totally worked for her when it came to her niece and nephew who were ignoring her when she was trying SO HARD to be their friend.) | |
| | |
| But will it backfire?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>She's meeting her boyfriend's 5-year-old daughter for the first time, and if you have kids, you know that's a BIG deal. And the thing is, whatever woman comes into their life is going to have to get along with his daughter, because she comes first (and...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>She's meeting her boyfriend's 5-year-old daughter for the first time, and if you have kids, you know that's a BIG deal. And the thing is, whatever woman comes into their life is going to have to get along with his daughter, because she comes first (and rightfully so). | |
| | |
| The thing is, even though she LIKES kids, she's never really interacted with them...and she's scared she's going to mess it up! | |
| | |
| Kristin's advice? Try less. (It totally worked for her when it came to her niece and nephew who were ignoring her when she was trying SO HARD to be their friend.) | |
| | |
| But will it backfire?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>She&#39;s meeting her boyfriend&#39;s 5-year-old daughter for the first time, and if you have kids, you know that&#39;s a BIG deal. And the thing is, whatever woman comes into their life is going to have to get along with his daughter, because she comes first (and rightfully so).</p> | |
| <p>The thing is, even though she LIKES kids, she&#39;s never really interacted with them...and she&#39;s scared she&#39;s going to mess it up!</p> | |
| <p>Kristin&#39;s advice? Try less. (It totally worked for her when it came to her niece and nephew who were ignoring her when she was trying SO HARD to be their friend.)</p> | |
| <p>But will it backfire?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 13:05:57 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Rose McGowan Goes Off On Women In Hollywood</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>454</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 12:47:45 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Tell Us Something Good + This Mom Needs A Christmas Miracle To Get Her Family Back On Track</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31202385.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>715</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Do you know a family who has NO HOPE in celebrating Christmas this year? No tree, no presents, no nothing because times are tough and they just can’t afford it? | |
| | |
| We want to hear their story because we might be able to help! Nominate them at thebertshow.com/christmasmiracle | |
| | |
| For this one, after her husband – the LOVE of her life for years dies – this mom desperately needs a Christmas Miracle to get her family back on the right track.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Do you know a family who has NO HOPE in celebrating Christmas this year? No tree, no presents, no nothing because times are tough and they just can’t afford it? | |
| | |
| We want to hear their story because we might be able to help! Nominate them at thebertsh...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Do you know a family who has NO HOPE in celebrating Christmas this year? No tree, no presents, no nothing because times are tough and they just can’t afford it? | |
| | |
| We want to hear their story because we might be able to help! Nominate them at thebertshow.com/christmasmiracle | |
| | |
| For this one, after her husband – the LOVE of her life for years dies – this mom desperately needs a Christmas Miracle to get her family back on the right track.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Do you know a family who has NO HOPE in celebrating Christmas this year? No tree, no presents, no nothing because times are tough and they just can’t afford it?</p> | |
| <p>We want to hear their story because we might be able to help! Nominate them at thebertshow.com/christmasmiracle</p> | |
| <p> For this one, after her husband – the LOVE of her life for years dies – this mom desperately needs a Christmas Miracle to get her family back on the right track.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 12:36:26 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-18:/posts/6557956</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: Davi's Life Is Being Made Into A Movie...But Will It Be An Emotional Setback?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6557949.mp3?modified=1576202754&source=rss&stitched=1" length="10433315" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31202241.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>649</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>A little while ago, Davi told us how when she was a kid, she got stung on the butt by a bee...and thought she was gonna die, so she wrote a goodbye letter to her family. | |
| | |
| Well, someone heard that story, and now Davi's helping make it into a short film! | |
| | |
| She's cast the movie, she's directing it, and all year, she's been reliving her childhood... | |
| | |
| But is she about to face a HUGE emotional setback this weekend? And is the child actor she cast about to be scarred for life? | |
| | |
| We check back in, and Davi had a serious revelation:</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>A little while ago, Davi told us how when she was a kid, she got stung on the butt by a bee...and thought she was gonna die, so she wrote a goodbye letter to her family. | |
| | |
| Well, someone heard that story, and now Davi's helping make it into a short fil...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>A little while ago, Davi told us how when she was a kid, she got stung on the butt by a bee...and thought she was gonna die, so she wrote a goodbye letter to her family. | |
| | |
| Well, someone heard that story, and now Davi's helping make it into a short film! | |
| | |
| She's cast the movie, she's directing it, and all year, she's been reliving her childhood... | |
| | |
| But is she about to face a HUGE emotional setback this weekend? And is the child actor she cast about to be scarred for life? | |
| | |
| We check back in, and Davi had a serious revelation:</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>A little while ago, Davi told us how when she was a kid, she got stung on the butt by a bee...and thought she was gonna die, so she wrote a goodbye letter to her family.</p> | |
| <p>Well, someone heard that story, and now Davi&#39;s helping make it into a short film!</p> | |
| <p>She&#39;s cast the movie, she&#39;s directing it, and all year, she&#39;s been reliving her childhood...</p> | |
| <p>But is she about to face a HUGE emotional setback this weekend? And is the child actor she cast about to be scarred for life?</p> | |
| <p>We check back in, and Davi had a serious revelation:</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 12:34:48 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-18:/posts/6557949</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Jason Priestly Punched Harvey Weinstein In The Face</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>425</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 12:34:38 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-18:/posts/6557948</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Plead The Fifth: Bert Tries To Cover For Kristin, But She's A CHAMPION</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31202247.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>543</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” | |
| | |
| Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer. | |
| | |
| Up today: Bert tried to cover for Kristin, but she steps up because she's a straight up CHAMPION.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fift...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” | |
| | |
| Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer. | |
| | |
| Up today: Bert tried to cover for Kristin, but she steps up because she's a straight up CHAMPION.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;re taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.”</p> | |
| <p>Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer.</p> | |
| <p>Up today: Bert tried to cover for Kristin, but she steps up because she&#39;s a straight up CHAMPION.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 12:34:28 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-18:/posts/6557947</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Stream The Show: Friday, December 15, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>5508</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 15:05:17 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-15:/posts/6554866</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Kevin Hart Opens Up About Infidelity</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>514</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 14:57:03 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-15:/posts/6554846</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: This Social Media Movement Will Make You Roll Your Eyes</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6554695.mp3?modified=1576218314&source=rss&stitched=1" length="7096208" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>443</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 13:48:26 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-15:/posts/6554695</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Ask An Elf: These Elves Know ALLLL About Eggnog Farts</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31185478.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>743</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Since we've got the direct hook up with Santa, he FINALLY agreed (Kristin's been trying to get this to happen for five years) to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio! | |
| | |
| So, we've got three elves - Trixie, Dougie Frost & Ernie - in studio to answer ANY question you have, Christmas-related or not. | |
| | |
| Watch out...since these elves are on break from the North Pole, some of the language they use isn't very North Pole - or young kid - friendly. | |
| | |
| Up today: Eggnog farts, making a reindeer pass out + getting your happy hour bang on for a buck.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Since we've got the direct hook up with Santa, he FINALLY agreed (Kristin's been trying to get this to happen for five years) to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio! | |
| | |
| So, we've got three elves - Trixie, Dougie Frost & Ernie...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Since we've got the direct hook up with Santa, he FINALLY agreed (Kristin's been trying to get this to happen for five years) to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio! | |
| | |
| So, we've got three elves - Trixie, Dougie Frost & Ernie - in studio to answer ANY question you have, Christmas-related or not. | |
| | |
| Watch out...since these elves are on break from the North Pole, some of the language they use isn't very North Pole - or young kid - friendly. | |
| | |
| Up today: Eggnog farts, making a reindeer pass out + getting your happy hour bang on for a buck.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Since we&#39;ve got the direct hook up with Santa, he FINALLY agreed (Kristin&#39;s been trying to get this to happen for five years) to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio!</p> | |
| <p>So, we&#39;ve got three elves - Trixie, Dougie Frost &amp; Ernie - in studio to answer ANY question you have, Christmas-related or not.</p> | |
| <p>Watch out...since these elves are on break from the North Pole, some of the language they use isn&#39;t very North Pole - or young kid - friendly.</p> | |
| <p>Up today: Eggnog farts, making a reindeer pass out + getting your happy hour bang on for a buck.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 13:45:58 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-15:/posts/6554691</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things: $1000 To Kristin’s Favorite Jeweler, Worthmore Jewelers!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>533</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 13:22:41 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-15:/posts/6554659</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>She's Afraid She'll Screw Up Her Relationship Because Of Her Boyfriend's Kid</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31185877.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>380</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>She's meeting her boyfriend's 5-year-old daughter for the first time, and if you have kids, you know that's a BIG deal. And the thing is, whatever woman comes into their life is going to have to get along with his daughter, because she comes first (and rightfully so). | |
| | |
| The thing is, even though she LIKES kids, she's never really interacted with them...and she's scared she's going to mess it up!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>She's meeting her boyfriend's 5-year-old daughter for the first time, and if you have kids, you know that's a BIG deal. And the thing is, whatever woman comes into their life is going to have to get along with his daughter, because she comes first (and...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>She's meeting her boyfriend's 5-year-old daughter for the first time, and if you have kids, you know that's a BIG deal. And the thing is, whatever woman comes into their life is going to have to get along with his daughter, because she comes first (and rightfully so). | |
| | |
| The thing is, even though she LIKES kids, she's never really interacted with them...and she's scared she's going to mess it up!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>She&#39;s meeting her boyfriend&#39;s 5-year-old daughter for the first time, and if you have kids, you know that&#39;s a BIG deal. And the thing is, whatever woman comes into their life is going to have to get along with his daughter, because she comes first (and rightfully so).</p> | |
| <p>The thing is, even though she LIKES kids, she&#39;s never really interacted with them...and she&#39;s scared she&#39;s going to mess it up!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 13:19:13 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-15:/posts/6554657</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Bert Needs To Apologize To A Listener...And Explain Why He Was So Rude</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31185284.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>450</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Bert was SUPER rude to a listener yesterday...and basically drove off while she was knocking on his car window (without even rolling it down). BUT there is a very, very good reason why (He was kind of protecting her, in a way, if you think about it) and a long backstory...but regardless, he needs to apologize and explain.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert was SUPER rude to a listener yesterday...and basically drove off while she was knocking on his car window (without even rolling it down). BUT there is a very, very good reason why (He was kind of protecting her, in a way, if you think about it) an...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert was SUPER rude to a listener yesterday...and basically drove off while she was knocking on his car window (without even rolling it down). BUT there is a very, very good reason why (He was kind of protecting her, in a way, if you think about it) and a long backstory...but regardless, he needs to apologize and explain.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert was SUPER rude to a listener yesterday...and basically drove off while she was knocking on his car window (without even rolling it down). BUT there is a very, very good reason why (He was kind of protecting her, in a way, if you think about it) and a long backstory...but regardless, he needs to apologize and explain.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 13:19:01 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-15:/posts/6554656</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: The Celebs We’d Most Trust In The Oval Office</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>662</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 12:52:06 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Santa Scared Straight: This 5-Year-Old Is Flipping The BIRD</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>687</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
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| This kid is using his middle fingers WAAAAAAY too much.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
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| This kid is using his middle fingers WAAAAA...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
| | |
| This kid is using his middle fingers WAAAAAAY too much.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.</p> | |
| <p>This kid is using his middle fingers WAAAAAAY too much.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 12:36:07 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Tommy's Weekly Rap + Movie Bucket Of Destiny!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>398</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Producer Tommy – known in some hardcore circles as DJ Willie T – has slayed the microphone with his weekly rap wrap-up, combines all the week’s highlights into one sweet little rhyme. | |
| | |
| Tommy raps what you missed on the show this week + it's a new round of the movie bucket of destiny!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Producer Tommy – known in some hardcore circles as DJ Willie T – has slayed the microphone with his weekly rap wrap-up, combines all the week’s highlights into one sweet little rhyme. | |
| | |
| Tommy raps what you missed on the show this week + it's a new rou...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Producer Tommy – known in some hardcore circles as DJ Willie T – has slayed the microphone with his weekly rap wrap-up, combines all the week’s highlights into one sweet little rhyme. | |
| | |
| Tommy raps what you missed on the show this week + it's a new round of the movie bucket of destiny!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Producer Tommy – known in some hardcore circles as DJ Willie T – has slayed the microphone with his weekly rap wrap-up, combines all the week’s highlights into one sweet little rhyme.</p> | |
| <p>Tommy raps what you missed on the show this week + it&#39;s a new round of the movie bucket of destiny!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 12:35:55 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-15:/posts/6554586</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Davi's Life Is Being Made Into A Movie...But Will It Be An Emotional Setback?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>423</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>A little while ago, Davi told us how when she was a kid, she got stung on the butt by a bee...and thought she was gonna die, so she wrote a goodbye letter to her family. | |
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| Well, someone heard that story, and now Davi's helping make it into a short film! | |
| | |
| She's cast the movie, she's directing it, and all year, she's been reliving her childhood... | |
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| But is she about to face a HUGE emotional setback this weekend?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>A little while ago, Davi told us how when she was a kid, she got stung on the butt by a bee...and thought she was gonna die, so she wrote a goodbye letter to her family. | |
| | |
| Well, someone heard that story, and now Davi's helping make it into a short fil...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>A little while ago, Davi told us how when she was a kid, she got stung on the butt by a bee...and thought she was gonna die, so she wrote a goodbye letter to her family. | |
| | |
| Well, someone heard that story, and now Davi's helping make it into a short film! | |
| | |
| She's cast the movie, she's directing it, and all year, she's been reliving her childhood... | |
| | |
| But is she about to face a HUGE emotional setback this weekend?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>A little while ago, Davi told us how when she was a kid, she got stung on the butt by a bee...and thought she was gonna die, so she wrote a goodbye letter to her family.</p> | |
| <p>Well, someone heard that story, and now Davi&#39;s helping make it into a short film!</p> | |
| <p>She&#39;s cast the movie, she&#39;s directing it, and all year, she&#39;s been reliving her childhood...</p> | |
| <p>But is she about to face a HUGE emotional setback this weekend?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 11:47:06 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-15:/posts/6554510</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz Is Billy Bush Coming Back To TV?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>451</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 11:33:06 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-15:/posts/6554498</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>We Can't Agree On These Five Things</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31184466.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>376</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Almost a million people recently took a poll online about random everything day things, and how they do them. Here are five we just can't agree on... | |
| | |
| 1\. Do you squeeze your tube of toothpaste, or roll the end so it all stays at the top? 55% said they're squeezers. 45% are rollers. | |
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| 2\. When you say the word that's spelled G-I-F, how do you pronounce it? It's an even split. 50% say it with a "J" sound, as in JIF. 50% say it with a "G" sound, as in GIF. (For what it's worth, the guy who created GIFs says it's "JIF.") | |
| | |
| 3\. When you eat hot wings, do you prefer the drumstick kind, or the flat kind with two bones in it? 62% said drumstick. 38% prefer the kind with two bones even though it's harder to eat. | |
| | |
| 4\. When you have pizza, do you eat the crust or toss it? 68% eat it. 32% don't. | |
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| 5\. When you text, do you mostly use "LOL" or "Haha" when you think something's funny? 54% said "Haha." 46% said "LOL." | |
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| But how we HOLD our phone is one thing we DO agree on. 95% of people said they hold it vertically while they text. Only 5% hold it on its side.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Almost a million people recently took a poll online about random everything day things, and how they do them. Here are five we just can't agree on... | |
| | |
| 1\. Do you squeeze your tube of toothpaste, or roll the end so it all stays at the top? 55% said th...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Almost a million people recently took a poll online about random everything day things, and how they do them. Here are five we just can't agree on... | |
| | |
| 1\. Do you squeeze your tube of toothpaste, or roll the end so it all stays at the top? 55% said they're squeezers. 45% are rollers. | |
| | |
| 2\. When you say the word that's spelled G-I-F, how do you pronounce it? It's an even split. 50% say it with a "J" sound, as in JIF. 50% say it with a "G" sound, as in GIF. (For what it's worth, the guy who created GIFs says it's "JIF.") | |
| | |
| 3\. When you eat hot wings, do you prefer the drumstick kind, or the flat kind with two bones in it? 62% said drumstick. 38% prefer the kind with two bones even though it's harder to eat. | |
| | |
| 4\. When you have pizza, do you eat the crust or toss it? 68% eat it. 32% don't. | |
| | |
| 5\. When you text, do you mostly use "LOL" or "Haha" when you think something's funny? 54% said "Haha." 46% said "LOL." | |
| | |
| But how we HOLD our phone is one thing we DO agree on. 95% of people said they hold it vertically while they text. Only 5% hold it on its side.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Almost a million people recently took a poll online about random everything day things, and how they do them. Here are five we just can&#39;t agree on...</p> | |
| <p>1. Do you squeeze your tube of toothpaste, or roll the end so it all stays at the top? 55% said they&#39;re squeezers. 45% are rollers.</p> | |
| <p>2. When you say the word that&#39;s spelled G-I-F, how do you pronounce it? It&#39;s an even split. 50% say it with a &quot;J&quot; sound, as in JIF. 50% say it with a &quot;G&quot; sound, as in GIF. (For what it&#39;s worth, the guy who created GIFs says it&#39;s &quot;JIF.&quot;)</p> | |
| <p>3. When you eat hot wings, do you prefer the drumstick kind, or the flat kind with two bones in it? 62% said drumstick. 38% prefer the kind with two bones even though it&#39;s harder to eat.</p> | |
| <p>4. When you have pizza, do you eat the crust or toss it? 68% eat it. 32% don&#39;t.</p> | |
| <p>5. When you text, do you mostly use &quot;LOL&quot; or &quot;Haha&quot; when you think something&#39;s funny? 54% said &quot;Haha.&quot; 46% said &quot;LOL.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>But how we HOLD our phone is one thing we DO agree on. 95% of people said they hold it vertically while they text. Only 5% hold it on its side.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 11:24:53 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-15:/posts/6554490</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Thursday, December 14, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6385</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 15:07:02 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-14:/posts/6552846</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Update: Bert's Lazy Parenting Means He Had To Make A Hard Decision With His Kid</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31176370.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>819</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 15:02:45 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-14:/posts/6552833</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: This Reality Star Quit The White House</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>397</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 14:51:51 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-14:/posts/6552796</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>When It Comes To Christmas...You're Either A Cassie Or A Davi</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6552693.mp3?modified=1576216220&source=rss&stitched=1" length="11830882" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31176434.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>737</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Not really feeling the Christmas spirit? We think we might have pinpointed why...when it comes to Christmas, you're either a Cassie or a Davi. | |
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| And once you see them go back and forth, you'll TOTALLY get why.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Not really feeling the Christmas spirit? We think we might have pinpointed why...when it comes to Christmas, you're either a Cassie or a Davi. | |
| | |
| And once you see them go back and forth, you'll TOTALLY get why.</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Not really feeling the Christmas spirit? We think we might have pinpointed why...when it comes to Christmas, you're either a Cassie or a Davi. | |
| | |
| And once you see them go back and forth, you'll TOTALLY get why.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Not really feeling the Christmas spirit? We think we might have pinpointed why...when it comes to Christmas, you&#39;re either a Cassie or a Davi. </p> | |
| <p>And once you see them go back and forth, you&#39;ll TOTALLY get why.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 14:04:14 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-14:/posts/6552693</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Joe Biden Comforts Meghan McCain </title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6552674.mp3?modified=1576216210&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6758497" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>422</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 13:52:03 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-14:/posts/6552674</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 1 & 2: She Was Snooping And Thinks She Found A Christmas Present That's A RING! Does She Open It?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31175255.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>1231</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Bert Show listener Casey's boyfriend left his work bag at home, and she snooped through it (and that was her FIRST mistake.) While she was looking, she found a wrapped gift…that's the size of a ring box. | |
| | |
| Here's the thing: they've ONLY been dating for around four months, and she feels like he's way more serious than she is at this point in their relationship. He's tossing around the "L" word more…and she's not really there yet (even though she's having a TON of fun with him and really likes him.) | |
| | |
| So, if it is a ring, then, well, she's not ready for THAT right now. | |
| | |
| Does she open it to calm her nerves?!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert Show listener Casey's boyfriend left his work bag at home, and she snooped through it (and that was her FIRST mistake.) While she was looking, she found a wrapped gift…that's the size of a ring box. | |
| | |
| Here's the thing: they've ONLY been dating fo...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert Show listener Casey's boyfriend left his work bag at home, and she snooped through it (and that was her FIRST mistake.) While she was looking, she found a wrapped gift…that's the size of a ring box. | |
| | |
| Here's the thing: they've ONLY been dating for around four months, and she feels like he's way more serious than she is at this point in their relationship. He's tossing around the "L" word more…and she's not really there yet (even though she's having a TON of fun with him and really likes him.) | |
| | |
| So, if it is a ring, then, well, she's not ready for THAT right now. | |
| | |
| Does she open it to calm her nerves?!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert Show listener Casey&#39;s boyfriend left his work bag at home, and she snooped through it (and that was her FIRST mistake.) While she was looking, she found a wrapped gift…that&#39;s the size of a ring box.</p> | |
| <p>Here&#39;s the thing: they&#39;ve ONLY been dating for around four months, and she feels like he&#39;s way more serious than she is at this point in their relationship. He&#39;s tossing around the &quot;L&quot; word more…and she&#39;s not really there yet (even though she&#39;s having a TON of fun with him and really likes him.)</p> | |
| <p>So, if it is a ring, then, well, she&#39;s not ready for THAT right now.</p> | |
| <p>Does she open it to calm her nerves?!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 13:35:13 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-14:/posts/6552657</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>PT 2: She Was Snooping And Thinks She Found A Christmas Present That's A RING! Does She Open It?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31175250.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>539</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Bert Show listener Casey's boyfriend left his work bag at home, and she snooped through it (and that was her FIRST mistake.) While she was looking, she found a wrapped gift…that's the size of a ring box. | |
| | |
| Here's the thing: they've ONLY been dating for around four months, and she feels like he's way more serious than she is at this point in their relationship. He's tossing around the "L" word more…and she's not really there yet (even though she's having a TON of fun with him and really likes him.) | |
| | |
| So, if it is a ring, then, well, she's not ready for THAT right now. | |
| | |
| Does she open it to calm her nerves?!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert Show listener Casey's boyfriend left his work bag at home, and she snooped through it (and that was her FIRST mistake.) While she was looking, she found a wrapped gift…that's the size of a ring box. | |
| | |
| Here's the thing: they've ONLY been dating fo...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert Show listener Casey's boyfriend left his work bag at home, and she snooped through it (and that was her FIRST mistake.) While she was looking, she found a wrapped gift…that's the size of a ring box. | |
| | |
| Here's the thing: they've ONLY been dating for around four months, and she feels like he's way more serious than she is at this point in their relationship. He's tossing around the "L" word more…and she's not really there yet (even though she's having a TON of fun with him and really likes him.) | |
| | |
| So, if it is a ring, then, well, she's not ready for THAT right now. | |
| | |
| Does she open it to calm her nerves?!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert Show listener Casey&#39;s boyfriend left his work bag at home, and she snooped through it (and that was her FIRST mistake.) While she was looking, she found a wrapped gift…that&#39;s the size of a ring box.</p> | |
| <p>Here&#39;s the thing: they&#39;ve ONLY been dating for around four months, and she feels like he&#39;s way more serious than she is at this point in their relationship. He&#39;s tossing around the &quot;L&quot; word more…and she&#39;s not really there yet (even though she&#39;s having a TON of fun with him and really likes him.)</p> | |
| <p>So, if it is a ring, then, well, she&#39;s not ready for THAT right now.</p> | |
| <p>Does she open it to calm her nerves?!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 13:35:03 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>The Bert Show’s Favorite Things: Train Like A Celeb And Get Styled Like A Celeb!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>305</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 13:22:53 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-14:/posts/6552638</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>PT 1: She Was Snooping And Thinks She Found A Christmas Present That's A RING! Does She Open It?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Bert Show listener Casey's boyfriend left his work bag at home, and she snooped through it (and that was her FIRST mistake.) While she was looking, she found a wrapped gift...that's the size of a ring box. | |
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| Here's the thing: they've ONLY been dating for around four months, and she feels like he's way more serious than she is at this point in their relationship. He's tossing around the "L" word more...and she's not really there yet (even though she's having a TON of fun with him and really likes him.) | |
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| So, if it is a ring, then, well, she's not ready for THAT *right now.* | |
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| Does she open it to calm her nerves?!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert Show listener Casey's boyfriend left his work bag at home, and she snooped through it (and that was her FIRST mistake.) While she was looking, she found a wrapped gift...that's the size of a ring box. | |
| | |
| Here's the thing: they've ONLY been dating ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert Show listener Casey's boyfriend left his work bag at home, and she snooped through it (and that was her FIRST mistake.) While she was looking, she found a wrapped gift...that's the size of a ring box. | |
| | |
| Here's the thing: they've ONLY been dating for around four months, and she feels like he's way more serious than she is at this point in their relationship. He's tossing around the "L" word more...and she's not really there yet (even though she's having a TON of fun with him and really likes him.) | |
| | |
| So, if it is a ring, then, well, she's not ready for THAT *right now.* | |
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| Does she open it to calm her nerves?!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert Show listener Casey&#39;s boyfriend left his work bag at home, and she snooped through it (and that was her FIRST mistake.) While she was looking, she found a wrapped gift...that&#39;s the size of a ring box.</p> | |
| <p>Here&#39;s the thing: they&#39;ve ONLY been dating for around four months, and she feels like he&#39;s way more serious than she is at this point in their relationship. He&#39;s tossing around the &quot;L&quot; word more...and she&#39;s not really there yet (even though she&#39;s having a TON of fun with him and really likes him.)</p> | |
| <p>So, if it is a ring, then, well, she&#39;s not ready for THAT <em>right now.</em></p> | |
| <p>Does she open it to calm her nerves?!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 13:05:06 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Celebrity Baby Draft: John Stamos Expecting...And So Is Kirsten Dunst!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>397</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
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| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 12:52:20 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Kristin Needs to Apologize For Losing It In A Public Place</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>633</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Sooooo sometimes you just have to have a breakdown in public. Hey, you can't CHOOSE the place, right? | |
| | |
| Whelp, somebody pushed Kristin, and finally, she had enough...and she SNAPPED. An you know what? We're sitting here, ROOTING for her, because once you hear this, you're totally gonna be in her corner. | |
| | |
| But regardless, make a girl feel better...where'd YOU breakdown in public?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Sooooo sometimes you just have to have a breakdown in public. Hey, you can't CHOOSE the place, right? | |
| | |
| Whelp, somebody pushed Kristin, and finally, she had enough...and she SNAPPED. An you know what? We're sitting here, ROOTING for her, because once...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Sooooo sometimes you just have to have a breakdown in public. Hey, you can't CHOOSE the place, right? | |
| | |
| Whelp, somebody pushed Kristin, and finally, she had enough...and she SNAPPED. An you know what? We're sitting here, ROOTING for her, because once you hear this, you're totally gonna be in her corner. | |
| | |
| But regardless, make a girl feel better...where'd YOU breakdown in public?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Sooooo sometimes you just have to have a breakdown in public. Hey, you can&#39;t CHOOSE the place, right? </p> | |
| <p>Whelp, somebody pushed Kristin, and finally, she had enough...and she SNAPPED. An you know what? We&#39;re sitting here, ROOTING for her, because once you hear this, you&#39;re totally gonna be in her corner. </p> | |
| <p>But regardless, make a girl feel better...where&#39;d YOU breakdown in public?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 12:20:19 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Millennial Christmas Carols Are BACK And Intern Kevin Had To Do...Research?!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31176167.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>543</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics. | |
| | |
| So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the interns pull out a song title. They'll have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song! | |
| | |
| Intern Kevin's up, but here's the thing...he had to do RESEARCH.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics. | |
| | |
| So, we decided to put a bunch of t...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics. | |
| | |
| So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the interns pull out a song title. They'll have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song! | |
| | |
| Intern Kevin's up, but here's the thing...he had to do RESEARCH.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.</p> | |
| <p>So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the interns pull out a song title. They&#39;ll have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!</p> | |
| <p>Intern Kevin&#39;s up, but here&#39;s the thing...he had to do RESEARCH.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 12:20:05 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| <itunes:keywords>MillennialChristmasSongs, MillenialChristmasSongs</itunes:keywords> | |
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| <title>Retail Vent Line: WHO Lets Their Dog Poop In A Store?!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>472</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 11:52:53 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: At 54, He's About To Be A First-Time Dad!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>332</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 11:46:27 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>How Do You Say No To Your Friends?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>421</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>There are times when your friends are trying to help you out, but it's just *not* what you need (or want) right now...but how do you say "no" to your friends, who you love and recognize are coming from a good place, without offending them and hurting their feelings?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>There are times when your friends are trying to help you out, but it's just *not* what you need (or want) right now...but how do you say "no" to your friends, who you love and recognize are coming from a good place, without offending them and hurting t...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>There are times when your friends are trying to help you out, but it's just *not* what you need (or want) right now...but how do you say "no" to your friends, who you love and recognize are coming from a good place, without offending them and hurting their feelings?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>There are times when your friends are trying to help you out, but it&#39;s just <em>not</em> what you need (or want) right now...but how do you say &quot;no&quot; to your friends, who you love and recognize are coming from a good place, without offending them and hurting their feelings?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 11:24:30 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Wednesday, December 13, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6668</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 15:12:14 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Brian Made A Christmas Mistake</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31165858.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>336</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Brian decided to do something different for Christmas...but he may have bitten off more than he can chew, especially when he posted his idea to Facebook.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian decided to do something different for Christmas...but he may have bitten off more than he can chew, especially when he posted his idea to Facebook.</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian decided to do something different for Christmas...but he may have bitten off more than he can chew, especially when he posted his idea to Facebook.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian decided to do something different for Christmas...but he may have bitten off more than he can chew, especially when he posted his idea to Facebook.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 15:08:17 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-13:/posts/6550657</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: There's A Royal Cameo In "Star Wars"</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6550617.mp3?modified=1576213846&source=rss&stitched=1" length="10988662" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>686</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 14:53:27 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-13:/posts/6550617</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>STOP WITH THE PRESSURE, ALREADY</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31165715.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>296</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Sometimes enough is ENOUGH, and some of y'all are about to make a girl SNAP.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes enough is ENOUGH, and some of y'all are about to make a girl SNAP.</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Sometimes enough is ENOUGH, and some of y'all are about to make a girl SNAP.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Sometimes enough is ENOUGH, and some of y&#39;all are about to make a girl SNAP.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 14:50:39 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-13:/posts/6550615</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>We've Got Three Questions For You</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31165621.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>810</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Three questions - we want you to call in and answer ANY one of them: | |
| | |
| - What 3 celebs do you want to dine with? | |
| | |
| - What unique thing are you doing for your Christmas tree? | |
| | |
| - What is the first piece of tech that made you feel old because you'd never understand it?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Three questions - we want you to call in and answer ANY one of them: | |
| | |
| - What 3 celebs do you want to dine with? | |
| | |
| - What unique thing are you doing for your Christmas tree? | |
| | |
| - What is the first piece of tech that made you feel old because you'd ne...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Three questions - we want you to call in and answer ANY one of them: | |
| | |
| - What 3 celebs do you want to dine with? | |
| | |
| - What unique thing are you doing for your Christmas tree? | |
| | |
| - What is the first piece of tech that made you feel old because you'd never understand it?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Three questions - we want you to call in and answer ANY one of them:</p> | |
| <ul> | |
| <li><p>What 3 celebs do you want to dine with?</p></li> | |
| <li><p>What unique thing are you doing for your Christmas tree?</p></li> | |
| <li><p>What is the first piece of tech that made you feel old because you&#39;d never understand it?</p></li> | |
| </ul></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 14:50:27 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-13:/posts/6550614</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Bert And Brian Duet</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>383</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 13:49:32 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Bert's Lazy Parenting Means He Had To Make A Hard Decision With His Kid</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31165039.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>848</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Bert's feeling guilty over some lazy parenting that happened with his oldest child for the past couple of months...and it's taken a serious turn. He thinks his kid is now addicted to screen time; when Bert and his ex-wife took it away as a punishment, his kid's withdrawal actions were like those of an addict's. | |
| | |
| Couple that with an article [Kristin found on Forbes](https://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwalton/2017/12/11/phone-addiction-is-real-and-so-are-its-mental-health-risks/#5898c89b13df)[](https://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwalton/2017/12/11/phone-addiction-is-real-and-so-are-its-mental-health-risks/#5898c89b13df) about how this type of addiction can affect mental health and send teenagers into depression, and Bert might have a serious problem on his hands. | |
| | |
| It's time to take a hard line.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert's feeling guilty over some lazy parenting that happened with his oldest child for the past couple of months...and it's taken a serious turn. He thinks his kid is now addicted to screen time; when Bert and his ex-wife took it away as a punishment, ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert's feeling guilty over some lazy parenting that happened with his oldest child for the past couple of months...and it's taken a serious turn. He thinks his kid is now addicted to screen time; when Bert and his ex-wife took it away as a punishment, his kid's withdrawal actions were like those of an addict's. | |
| | |
| Couple that with an article [Kristin found on Forbes](https://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwalton/2017/12/11/phone-addiction-is-real-and-so-are-its-mental-health-risks/#5898c89b13df)[](https://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwalton/2017/12/11/phone-addiction-is-real-and-so-are-its-mental-health-risks/#5898c89b13df) about how this type of addiction can affect mental health and send teenagers into depression, and Bert might have a serious problem on his hands. | |
| | |
| It's time to take a hard line.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert&#39;s feeling guilty over some lazy parenting that happened with his oldest child for the past couple of months...and it&#39;s taken a serious turn. He thinks his kid is now addicted to screen time; when Bert and his ex-wife took it away as a punishment, his kid&#39;s withdrawal actions were like those of an addict&#39;s.</p> | |
| <p>Couple that with an article <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwalton/2017/12/11/phone-addiction-is-real-and-so-are-its-mental-health-risks/#5898c89b13df">Kristin found on Forbes</a><a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwalton/2017/12/11/phone-addiction-is-real-and-so-are-its-mental-health-risks/#5898c89b13df"></a> about how this type of addiction can affect mental health and send teenagers into depression, and Bert might have a serious problem on his hands.</p> | |
| <p>It&#39;s time to take a hard line.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 13:20:39 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-13:/posts/6550443</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>The Bert Show's Favorite Things: Win A Round-Trip Flight In A Private Plane!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>331</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 13:07:33 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Ask An Elf: We've Got Elves In Studio To Answer ANY Of Your Questions</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Since we've got the direct hook up with Santa, he FINALLY agreed (Kristin's been trying to get this to happen for five years) to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio! | |
| | |
| So, we've got three elves - Trixie, Dougie Frost & Ernie - in studio to answer ANY question you have, Christmas-related or not. | |
| | |
| Watch out...since these elves are on break from the North Pole, some of the language they use isn't very North Pole - or young kid - friendly.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Since we've got the direct hook up with Santa, he FINALLY agreed (Kristin's been trying to get this to happen for five years) to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio! | |
| | |
| So, we've got three elves - Trixie, Dougie Frost & Ernie...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Since we've got the direct hook up with Santa, he FINALLY agreed (Kristin's been trying to get this to happen for five years) to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio! | |
| | |
| So, we've got three elves - Trixie, Dougie Frost & Ernie - in studio to answer ANY question you have, Christmas-related or not. | |
| | |
| Watch out...since these elves are on break from the North Pole, some of the language they use isn't very North Pole - or young kid - friendly.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Since we&#39;ve got the direct hook up with Santa, he FINALLY agreed (Kristin&#39;s been trying to get this to happen for five years) to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio!</p> | |
| <p>So, we&#39;ve got three elves - Trixie, Dougie Frost &amp; Ernie - in studio to answer ANY question you have, Christmas-related or not.</p> | |
| <p>Watch out...since these elves are on break from the North Pole, some of the language they use isn&#39;t very North Pole - or young kid - friendly.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 13:04:49 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: How Are The “Today Show” Ratings Since Matt Later Was Fired?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 12:39:14 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>The Bert Show 20: Millennial Christmas Carols, Absurd Letters To Santa + Does Kristin Need To Cancel Her Holiday Party?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Every day, we do The Bert Show 20 and go nonstop...and up today, we've got Intern Matt's Millennial Christmas Carol, some absurd (ABSURD) letters from kids to Santa, and Kristin is thinking of cancelling her holiday parties because of a problem she doesn't know how to fix.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Every day, we do The Bert Show 20 and go nonstop...and up today, we've got Intern Matt's Millennial Christmas Carol, some absurd (ABSURD) letters from kids to Santa, and Kristin is thinking of cancelling her holiday parties because of a problem she doe...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Every day, we do The Bert Show 20 and go nonstop...and up today, we've got Intern Matt's Millennial Christmas Carol, some absurd (ABSURD) letters from kids to Santa, and Kristin is thinking of cancelling her holiday parties because of a problem she doesn't know how to fix.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Every day, we do The Bert Show 20 and go nonstop...and up today, we&#39;ve got Intern Matt&#39;s Millennial Christmas Carol, some absurd (ABSURD) letters from kids to Santa, and Kristin is thinking of cancelling her holiday parties because of a problem she doesn&#39;t know how to fix.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 12:28:38 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Tell Me Something Good: Follow Your Dreams + Kids Are Really, Really Amazing</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. That all hope isn't lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don't hear about them. | |
| | |
| And that's why we do it: tell me something good. What's going on in the world (or your life) that's so amazing? | |
| | |
| From a listener in South Carolina who beat a brain tumor and fulfilled his dream of becoming a firefighter to some kids who are doing really amazing things for others over the holidays, these stories will make you smile. | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. Tha...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. That all hope isn't lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don't hear about them. | |
| | |
| And that's why we do it: tell me something good. What's going on in the world (or your life) that's so amazing? | |
| | |
| From a listener in South Carolina who beat a brain tumor and fulfilled his dream of becoming a firefighter to some kids who are doing really amazing things for others over the holidays, these stories will make you smile. | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Let&#39;s be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it&#39;s so, so important to talk about what&#39;s going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn&#39;t gone altogether. That all hope isn&#39;t lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don&#39;t hear about them.</p> | |
| <p>And that&#39;s why we do it: tell me something good. What&#39;s going on in the world (or your life) that&#39;s so amazing?</p> | |
| <p>From a listener in South Carolina who beat a brain tumor and fulfilled his dream of becoming a firefighter to some kids who are doing really amazing things for others over the holidays, these stories will make you smile.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 12:10:57 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: We’re Torn Over This Question About Movies</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 11:35:55 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Is Brian's Quest To Better Himself About To Backfire?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Brian decided he needed to challenge himself to do something he has never done..and he's doing it with Groupon. Hear him out: he bought an online class and certification in Mindfulness. | |
| | |
| It basically guides you to finding out and incorporating simple, yet effective practices in your life to combat stress, unhappiness, anxiety and a host of other emotional and mental problems, and how to teach others to do the same. | |
| | |
| Buuuuuut it has a pretty STEEP discount, which kind of has him worried...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian decided he needed to challenge himself to do something he has never done..and he's doing it with Groupon. Hear him out: he bought an online class and certification in Mindfulness. | |
| | |
| It basically guides you to finding out and incorporating simpl...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian decided he needed to challenge himself to do something he has never done..and he's doing it with Groupon. Hear him out: he bought an online class and certification in Mindfulness. | |
| | |
| It basically guides you to finding out and incorporating simple, yet effective practices in your life to combat stress, unhappiness, anxiety and a host of other emotional and mental problems, and how to teach others to do the same. | |
| | |
| Buuuuuut it has a pretty STEEP discount, which kind of has him worried...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian decided he needed to challenge himself to do something he has never done..and he&#39;s doing it with Groupon. Hear him out: he bought an online class and certification in Mindfulness. </p> | |
| <p>It basically guides you to finding out and incorporating simple, yet effective practices in your life to combat stress, unhappiness, anxiety and a host of other emotional and mental problems, and how to teach others to do the same.</p> | |
| <p>Buuuuuut it has a pretty STEEP discount, which kind of has him worried...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 11:24:18 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Tuesday, December 12, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Updated | |
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| <itunes:summary>Updated | |
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| <content:encoded><p>Updated</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 15:14:22 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Davi's Romantic Trip To Mexico Got Cancelled...And She's Glad It Did</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>304</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 15:11:43 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: A Celebrity Chef Is Being Accused Of Sexual Harassment</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>450</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 14:36:29 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Brian Is Engaging In Social War</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 14:23:26 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>How Much Damage Did Your Kid Do?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>677</itunes:duration> | |
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| <description>Help make Bert's ex-wife feel better...their kid just did a TON of damage to multiple cars, just by taking out the trash. | |
| | |
| How much damage did your kid do?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Help make Bert's ex-wife feel better...their kid just did a TON of damage to multiple cars, just by taking out the trash. | |
| | |
| How much damage did your kid do?</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Help make Bert's ex-wife feel better...their kid just did a TON of damage to multiple cars, just by taking out the trash. | |
| | |
| How much damage did your kid do?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Help make Bert&#39;s ex-wife feel better...their kid just did a TON of damage to multiple cars, just by taking out the trash.</p> | |
| <p>How much damage did your kid do?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 14:03:43 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Santa Scared Straight: This Kid Straight Up LIES To Santa!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>607</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 13:27:53 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Win Our Favorite Things: Get A Makeover From Kristin's Glam Squad!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>354</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 13:20:36 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Texting Tutor: The Girlfriend Strikes Back And We Get Chewed Out</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31154277.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>664</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why she shouldn't come. | |
| | |
| So she's going to her ex in-laws' house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she's been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she's showing up. AND he's seeing someone new. | |
| | |
| Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN'T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner! | |
| | |
| THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP. | |
| | |
| But since then, they haven't really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn't know how to bring it up again. So, we're gonna help her out: we'll tell her what to text the person you're into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to. | |
| | |
| If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]! | |
| | |
| Well, we got her the date - but some of y'all were NOT happy about what we did. | |
| | |
| And neither is the girlfriend of Liv's ex...and she chews us OUT. But we have some questions...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why she shouldn't come. | |
| | |
| So she's going to her ex in-laws' house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she's been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she's showing up. AND he's seeing someone new. | |
| | |
| Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN'T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner! | |
| | |
| THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP. | |
| | |
| But since then, they haven't really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn't know how to bring it up again. So, we're gonna help her out: we'll tell her what to text the person you're into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to. | |
| | |
| If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]! | |
| | |
| Well, we got her the date - but some of y'all were NOT happy about what we did. | |
| | |
| And neither is the girlfriend of Liv's ex...and she chews us OUT. But we have some questions...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she&#39;s been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she&#39;s been part of their family for years (he&#39;s PART of the family), they don&#39;t see any reason why she shouldn&#39;t come.</p> | |
| <p>So she&#39;s going to her ex in-laws&#39; house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she&#39;s been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she&#39;s showing up. AND he&#39;s seeing someone new.</p> | |
| <p>Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN&#39;T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner!</p> | |
| <p>THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP.</p> | |
| <p>But since then, they haven&#39;t really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn&#39;t know how to bring it up again. So, we&#39;re gonna help her out: we&#39;ll tell her what to text the person you&#39;re into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to.</p> | |
| <p>If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]!</p> | |
| <p>Well, we got her the date - but some of y&#39;all were NOT happy about what we did.</p> | |
| <p>And neither is the girlfriend of Liv&#39;s ex...and she chews us OUT. But we have some questions...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 13:18:13 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Celebrity Baby Draft: The Rock Is Expecting With His Girlfriend!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>420</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 12:51:41 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Brian's Trying To Be A Better Boyfriend</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31153834.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>611</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>During Plead The Fifth yesterday, the question came up (for Bert) about who in the room could "do better" in terms of their significant other. | |
| | |
| Even though it's not the way it was intended, Brian and Bert took it as who can BE a better partner. It made Brian think, and he realized...he can be a better boyfriend. </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>During Plead The Fifth yesterday, the question came up (for Bert) about who in the room could "do better" in terms of their significant other. | |
| | |
| Even though it's not the way it was intended, Brian and Bert took it as who can BE a better partner. It m...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>During Plead The Fifth yesterday, the question came up (for Bert) about who in the room could "do better" in terms of their significant other. | |
| | |
| Even though it's not the way it was intended, Brian and Bert took it as who can BE a better partner. It made Brian think, and he realized...he can be a better boyfriend. </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>During Plead The Fifth yesterday, the question came up (for Bert) about who in the room could &quot;do better&quot; in terms of their significant other. </p> | |
| <p>Even though it&#39;s not the way it was intended, Brian and Bert took it as who can BE a better partner. It made Brian think, and he realized...he can be a better boyfriend. </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 12:49:31 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-12:/posts/6548270</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Millennial Christmas Carols Are BACK And Intern Scott CRUSHED This One</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31153764.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>369</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics. | |
| So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the interns pull out a song title. They'll have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song! | |
| Up first is Intern Scott, and he pulls in an assist from our phone screener, Keity, and CRUSHES IT. | |
| INTERN SCOTT - "Joy To The World" | |
| What up Bert Show Fam. It's about to get Lit | |
| I got DJ KT and DJ Willie T helping me out | |
| You other millenials complain to much and we are all tired of it | |
| I am gonna rap about it to the tune of Joy to The World | |
| Verse 1 | |
| Millennials are dumb as hell | |
| They think they have problems | |
| They talk about their issues | |
| Like They be needing tissues | |
| But y'all really can't complain | |
| Cause y'all don't use your brain | |
| You make us seem like we are really lame | |
| See that's the thing, me and Keith as apart of trhis generation... but we don't want to be apart of it when we here y'all complain. | |
| I can't find the right selfie angle! | |
| My Neflix account doesn't work! | |
| My internship boss hates me. | |
| This Wi-fi is low-key terrible | |
| Verse 2 | |
| Millennials are dumb as hell | |
| You guys just make me mad | |
| You talk about your problems | |
| But you aint really Got none | |
| Cause yall really can't complain | |
| No one can feel your pain | |
| You make me and Katie really feel ashamed | |
| I've got KT helping me on the keys | |
| Y'all just need to quit complaining about dumb stuff, like how many followers you have. | |
| Or how you haven't matched with anyone on Tinder | |
| It's because no one likes you | |
| Shout out to DJ Willie T on the guitar | |
| Merry Christmas Guys | |
| We out</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics. | |
| So, we decided to put a bunch of the...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics. | |
| So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the interns pull out a song title. They'll have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song! | |
| Up first is Intern Scott, and he pulls in an assist from our phone screener, Keity, and CRUSHES IT. | |
| INTERN SCOTT - "Joy To The World" | |
| What up Bert Show Fam. It's about to get Lit | |
| I got DJ KT and DJ Willie T helping me out | |
| You other millenials complain to much and we are all tired of it | |
| I am gonna rap about it to the tune of Joy to The World | |
| Verse 1 | |
| Millennials are dumb as hell | |
| They think they have problems | |
| They talk about their issues | |
| Like They be needing tissues | |
| But y'all really can't complain | |
| Cause y'all don't use your brain | |
| You make us seem like we are really lame | |
| See that's the thing, me and Keith as apart of trhis generation... but we don't want to be apart of it when we here y'all complain. | |
| I can't find the right selfie angle! | |
| My Neflix account doesn't work! | |
| My internship boss hates me. | |
| This Wi-fi is low-key terrible | |
| Verse 2 | |
| Millennials are dumb as hell | |
| You guys just make me mad | |
| You talk about your problems | |
| But you aint really Got none | |
| Cause yall really can't complain | |
| No one can feel your pain | |
| You make me and Katie really feel ashamed | |
| I've got KT helping me on the keys | |
| Y'all just need to quit complaining about dumb stuff, like how many followers you have. | |
| Or how you haven't matched with anyone on Tinder | |
| It's because no one likes you | |
| Shout out to DJ Willie T on the guitar | |
| Merry Christmas Guys | |
| We out</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.</p> | |
| <p>So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the interns pull out a song title. They&#39;ll have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!</p> | |
| <p>Up first is Intern Scott, and he pulls in an assist from our phone screener, Keity, and CRUSHES IT.</p> | |
| <p>INTERN SCOTT - &quot;Joy To The World&quot;</p> | |
| <p>What up Bert Show Fam. It&#39;s about to get Lit | |
| I got DJ KT and DJ Willie T helping me out | |
| You other millenials complain to much and we are all tired of it | |
| I am gonna rap about it to the tune of Joy to The World</p> | |
| <p>Verse 1 | |
| Millennials are dumb as hell | |
| They think they have problems | |
| They talk about their issues | |
| Like They be needing tissues | |
| But y&#39;all really can&#39;t complain | |
| Cause y&#39;all don&#39;t use your brain | |
| You make us seem like we are really lame</p> | |
| <p>See that&#39;s the thing, me and Keith as apart of trhis generation... but we don&#39;t want to be apart of it when we here y&#39;all complain. | |
| I can&#39;t find the right selfie angle! | |
| My Neflix account doesn&#39;t work! | |
| My internship boss hates me. | |
| This Wi-fi is low-key terrible</p> | |
| <p>Verse 2 | |
| Millennials are dumb as hell | |
| You guys just make me mad | |
| You talk about your problems | |
| But you aint really Got none | |
| Cause yall really can&#39;t complain | |
| No one can feel your pain | |
| You make me and Katie really feel ashamed</p> | |
| <p>I&#39;ve got KT helping me on the keys</p> | |
| <p>Y&#39;all just need to quit complaining about dumb stuff, like how many followers you have. | |
| Or how you haven&#39;t matched with anyone on Tinder | |
| It&#39;s because no one likes you | |
| Shout out to DJ Willie T on the guitar | |
| Merry Christmas Guys | |
| We out</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 12:49:19 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-12:/posts/6548269</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| <itunes:keywords>MillennialChristmasSongs, MillenialChristmasSongs</itunes:keywords> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Cassie Accidentally Pulled A Major Stranger Danger Move</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31154003.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>496</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Cassie did something the other day that she thought was super helpful, but right after she did it, she realized: she was the epitome of TOTAL stranger danger with a kid...even though she didn't mean it. | |
| | |
| But what do you do when you see a kid who you think needs help?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Cassie did something the other day that she thought was super helpful, but right after she did it, she realized: she was the epitome of TOTAL stranger danger with a kid...even though she didn't mean it. | |
| | |
| But what do you do when you see a kid who you ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Cassie did something the other day that she thought was super helpful, but right after she did it, she realized: she was the epitome of TOTAL stranger danger with a kid...even though she didn't mean it. | |
| | |
| But what do you do when you see a kid who you think needs help?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Cassie did something the other day that she thought was super helpful, but right after she did it, she realized: she was the epitome of TOTAL stranger danger with a kid...even though she didn&#39;t mean it.</p> | |
| <p>But what do you do when you see a kid who you think needs help?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 12:49:01 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-12:/posts/6548268</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Netflix Shames Some Of Its Customers And People Are Torn</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>365</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 11:39:01 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-12:/posts/6548173</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Davi Has A Problem With Christmas...And We Think We Know Why</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6548172.mp3?modified=1576211114&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5477286" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31153013.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>341</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>It's the most wonderful time of the year...unless you're Producer Davi. She's got a BIG problem with Christmas (especially with Cassie and her "Only 'x' More Sleeps Until Christmas!" countdown)...and it's because she has ZERO Christmas spirit. | |
| | |
| And we think we might have figured out why, and it all has to do with your childhood...and we think you either fit into one of two camps because of it.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It's the most wonderful time of the year...unless you're Producer Davi. She's got a BIG problem with Christmas (especially with Cassie and her "Only 'x' More Sleeps Until Christmas!" countdown)...and it's because she has ZERO Christmas spirit. | |
| | |
| And w...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It's the most wonderful time of the year...unless you're Producer Davi. She's got a BIG problem with Christmas (especially with Cassie and her "Only 'x' More Sleeps Until Christmas!" countdown)...and it's because she has ZERO Christmas spirit. | |
| | |
| And we think we might have figured out why, and it all has to do with your childhood...and we think you either fit into one of two camps because of it.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It&#39;s the most wonderful time of the year...unless you&#39;re Producer Davi. She&#39;s got a BIG problem with Christmas (especially with Cassie and her &quot;Only &#39;x&#39; More Sleeps Until Christmas!&quot; countdown)...and it&#39;s because she has ZERO Christmas spirit.</p> | |
| <p>And we think we might have figured out why, and it all has to do with your childhood...and we think you either fit into one of two camps because of it.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 11:38:50 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-12:/posts/6548172</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Stream The Show: Monday, December 11, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6546428.mp3?modified=1576209542&source=rss&stitched=1" length="93664746" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>5853</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 14:50:42 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-11:/posts/6546428</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>SnarkBuzz: Brian Is Trying To Stay Positive</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6546426.mp3?modified=1576209453&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6803640" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>425</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 14:50:21 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-11:/posts/6546426</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: They Think Their Parents Are Secretly Dating!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6546356.mp3?modified=1576209421&source=rss&stitched=1" length="11688646" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31144824.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>728</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>What do you do when you think your dad is secretly dating...your husband's mom?! | |
| | |
| You confront them about it, obviously. </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>What do you do when you think your dad is secretly dating...your husband's mom?! | |
| | |
| You confront them about it, obviously. </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>What do you do when you think your dad is secretly dating...your husband's mom?! | |
| | |
| You confront them about it, obviously. </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>What do you do when you think your dad is secretly dating...your husband&#39;s mom?!</p> | |
| <p>You confront them about it, obviously. </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 14:24:15 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-11:/posts/6546356</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Snarkbuzz: Brian Is Doing This Hopped Up On Cold Meds</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6546355.mp3?modified=1576209413&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6237724" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>389</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 14:24:05 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-11:/posts/6546355</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Millennial Christmas Carols Are BACK!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6546354.mp3?modified=1576209405&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6514724" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31144745.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>405</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Use this instead pleaseA little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics. | |
| | |
| So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the interns pull out a song title. They'll have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Use this instead pleaseA little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics. | |
| | |
| So, we deci...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Use this instead pleaseA little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics. | |
| | |
| So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the interns pull out a song title. They'll have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Use this instead pleaseA little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.</p> | |
| <p>So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the interns pull out a song title. They&#39;ll have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 14:23:54 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-11:/posts/6546354</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| <itunes:keywords>MillennialChristmasSongs, MillenialChristmasSongs</itunes:keywords> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>People Came Down HARD On Bert's Girlfriend</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6546257.mp3?modified=1576209260&source=rss&stitched=1" length="13423524" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31143973.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>835</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>When Bert posted this picture of him and his girlfriend, Tiffany, before the Santa Speedo Run (which raised $70K for Bert's Big Adventure, by the way, so thank you to everyone who helped with that!), he had NO IDEA the amount of nasty, negative shaming that would happen. | |
| | |
| NONE. | |
| | |
| Some of what these strangers feel like they're allowed to say to someone else they don't know based off appearance alone is SHOCKING. | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>When Bert posted this picture of him and his girlfriend, Tiffany, before the Santa Speedo Run (which raised $70K for Bert's Big Adventure, by the way, so thank you to everyone who helped with that!), he had NO IDEA the amount of nasty, negative shaming...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>When Bert posted this picture of him and his girlfriend, Tiffany, before the Santa Speedo Run (which raised $70K for Bert's Big Adventure, by the way, so thank you to everyone who helped with that!), he had NO IDEA the amount of nasty, negative shaming that would happen. | |
| | |
| NONE. | |
| | |
| Some of what these strangers feel like they're allowed to say to someone else they don't know based off appearance alone is SHOCKING. | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>When Bert posted this picture of him and his girlfriend, Tiffany, before the Santa Speedo Run (which raised $70K for Bert&#39;s Big Adventure, by the way, so thank you to everyone who helped with that!), he had NO IDEA the amount of nasty, negative shaming that would happen.</p> | |
| <p>NONE.</p> | |
| <p>Some of what these strangers feel like they&#39;re allowed to say to someone else they don&#39;t know based off appearance alone is SHOCKING.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 13:38:20 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-11:/posts/6546257</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>The Bert Show's Favorite Things: Fly To Vegas To Watch The Backstreet Boys From Brian Littrell's Personal Seats!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6546235.mp3?modified=1576209183&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5257620" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>328</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>The Bert Show's Favorite Things is back! | |
| | |
| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we'll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you're entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
| | |
| Stay tuned - we'll reveal our favorite things every day! | |
| | |
| Read the official rules at thebertshow.com/favoritethings</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>The Bert Show's Favorite Things is back! | |
| | |
| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we'll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you're entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
| ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>The Bert Show's Favorite Things is back! | |
| | |
| Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we'll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you're entered to win ALL of our favorite things! | |
| | |
| Stay tuned - we'll reveal our favorite things every day! | |
| | |
| Read the official rules at thebertshow.com/favoritethings</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>The Bert Show&#39;s Favorite Things is back!</p> | |
| <p>Every weekday, listen to the The Bert Show at around 7:45AM and we&#39;ll give you the secret texting keyword! Text the keyword to 64636 within 60 minutes, and you&#39;re entered to win ALL of our favorite things!</p> | |
| <p>Stay tuned - we&#39;ll reveal our favorite things every day!</p> | |
| <p>Read the official rules at thebertshow.com/favoritethings</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 13:25:03 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Update: We Offered Him $1000 To Hand Over His Phone To His Wife...And We're Not Sure He's Gonna Do It</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>536</itunes:duration> | |
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| <description>more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. | |
| | |
| Then Kelly called us, and her husband's been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly's husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it? | |
| | |
| Would you? | |
| | |
| HE TURNED US DOWN! | |
| | |
| THE UPDATE</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. | |
| | |
| Then Kelly called us, and her husband's been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly's husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it? | |
| | |
| Would you? | |
| | |
| HE TURNED US DOWN! | |
| | |
| THE UPDATE</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She&#39;d hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny.</p> | |
| <p>Then Kelly called us, and her husband&#39;s been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly&#39;s husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it?</p> | |
| <p>Would you?</p> | |
| <p>HE TURNED US DOWN!</p> | |
| <p>THE UPDATE</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 13:24:52 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Snark Buzz: A Little Boy’s Bullying Goes Viral In A MAJOR Way</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>561</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 13:24:38 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>It's The Bert Show's Christmas Miracle!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>442</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 12:43:12 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Movie Bucket of Destiny Update: "Risky Business" Takes On "When A Man Loves A Woman!"</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6546177.mp3?modified=1576209109&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5087378" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31142963.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>315</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 12:42:34 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
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| <title>Plead The Fifth: Bert Gets Hung Up Big Time On The FIRST Question</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>370</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
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| <description>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” | |
| | |
| Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer. | |
| | |
| Bert's in the hot seat...and he totally misunderstood the first question...and it stumps him BIG TIME.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fift...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” | |
| | |
| Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer. | |
| | |
| Bert's in the hot seat...and he totally misunderstood the first question...and it stumps him BIG TIME.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;re taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.”</p> | |
| <p>Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer.</p> | |
| <p>Bert&#39;s in the hot seat...and he totally misunderstood the first question...and it stumps him BIG TIME.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 12:22:29 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-11:/posts/6546144</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Snark Buzz: Why This Victoria Secret Model Isn’t Taking Her Clothes Off Anymore</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>536</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 12:22:17 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
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| <title>Update: We've Got Tension In Studio Between Two People...</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>327</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We've got some tension in studio between two people...so we're gonna resolve it like we always do...by bringing it on the air. | |
| | |
| Obviously. | |
| | |
| Intern Scott is 100% regretting bring this up, because he's got to talk to the other person about his grievances...face-to-face. | |
| | |
| Intern Matt isn't down with his accusals, so he wants to set the record straight.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We've got some tension in studio between two people...so we're gonna resolve it like we always do...by bringing it on the air. | |
| | |
| Obviously. | |
| | |
| Intern Scott is 100% regretting bring this up, because he's got to talk to the other person about his grieva...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We've got some tension in studio between two people...so we're gonna resolve it like we always do...by bringing it on the air. | |
| | |
| Obviously. | |
| | |
| Intern Scott is 100% regretting bring this up, because he's got to talk to the other person about his grievances...face-to-face. | |
| | |
| Intern Matt isn't down with his accusals, so he wants to set the record straight.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;ve got some tension in studio between two people...so we&#39;re gonna resolve it like we always do...by bringing it on the air.</p> | |
| <p>Obviously.</p> | |
| <p>Intern Scott is 100% regretting bring this up, because he&#39;s got to talk to the other person about his grievances...face-to-face.</p> | |
| <p>Intern Matt isn&#39;t down with his accusals, so he wants to set the record straight.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 12:09:07 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Friday, December 8, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>5867</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
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| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 15:15:04 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Tommy's Weekly Wrap Rap</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>192</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
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| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 15:13:26 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
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| <title>We Can't Believe The Nasty Stuff These People Said To Complete Strangers</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>554</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 15:13:16 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: One of Brian's Friends Has A Movie Coming Out</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>348</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 14:59:12 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Should Brian Be Worried About His Life? And Should He Tell His Girlfriend...</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>377</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 14:59:01 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>This Married Couple Is About To Call Their Parents Out...About Dating</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>669</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 14:58:46 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Kristin Pays Off On Her Promise</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>303</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 14:58:37 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>FULL: We Offered Him $1000 To Hand Over His Phone To His Wife...And We're Not Sure He's Gonna Do It</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6543182.mp3?modified=1576224490&source=rss&stitched=1" length="25343744" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31127837.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>1581</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. | |
| | |
| Then Kelly called us, and her husband's been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly's husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it? | |
| | |
| Would you?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - fo...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. | |
| | |
| Then Kelly called us, and her husband's been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly's husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it? | |
| | |
| Would you?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She&#39;d hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny.</p> | |
| <p>Then Kelly called us, and her husband&#39;s been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly&#39;s husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it?</p> | |
| <p>Would you?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 14:58:18 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-08:/posts/6543182</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 3: We Offered Him $1000 To Hand Over His Phone To His Wife...And We're Not Sure He's Gonna Do It</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6543181.mp3?modified=1576224488&source=rss&stitched=1" length="4905120" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31127828.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>303</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. | |
| | |
| Then Kelly called us, and her husband's been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly's husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it? | |
| | |
| Would you?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - fo...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. | |
| | |
| Then Kelly called us, and her husband's been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly's husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it? | |
| | |
| Would you?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She&#39;d hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny.</p> | |
| <p>Then Kelly called us, and her husband&#39;s been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly&#39;s husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it?</p> | |
| <p>Would you?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 14:58:05 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-08:/posts/6543181</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 2: We Offered Him $1000 To Hand Over His Phone To His Wife...And We're Not Sure He's Gonna Do It</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31127820.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>656</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. | |
| | |
| Then Kelly called us, and her husband's been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly's husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it? | |
| | |
| Would you?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - fo...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. | |
| | |
| Then Kelly called us, and her husband's been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly's husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it? | |
| | |
| Would you?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She&#39;d hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny.</p> | |
| <p>Then Kelly called us, and her husband&#39;s been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly&#39;s husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it?</p> | |
| <p>Would you?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 14:57:56 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-08:/posts/6543180</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Retail Vent Line: It's The *Worst* Time Of The Year For These People</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6542977.mp3?modified=1576224275&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6023407" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31126795.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>375</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>It’s the holidays. We know, we know, they’re delightful, snowy, laden with love, laughter, and colorful lights. What we forget every year is how it masks stress, crazy family members and the stress of holiday shopping. | |
| | |
| Don't take it out on your friends and family, take it out on us - call the vent line! 1-844-TBS-VENT.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It’s the holidays. We know, we know, they’re delightful, snowy, laden with love, laughter, and colorful lights. What we forget every year is how it masks stress, crazy family members and the stress of holiday shopping. | |
| | |
| Don't take it out on your frie...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It’s the holidays. We know, we know, they’re delightful, snowy, laden with love, laughter, and colorful lights. What we forget every year is how it masks stress, crazy family members and the stress of holiday shopping. | |
| | |
| Don't take it out on your friends and family, take it out on us - call the vent line! 1-844-TBS-VENT.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It’s the holidays. We know, we know, they’re delightful, snowy, laden with love, laughter, and colorful lights. What we forget every year is how it masks stress, crazy family members and the stress of holiday shopping.</p> | |
| <p>Don&#39;t take it out on your friends and family, take it out on us - call the vent line! 1-844-TBS-VENT.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 13:16:09 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-08:/posts/6542977</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 1: We Offered Him $1000 To Hand Over His Phone To His Wife...And We're Not Sure He's Gonna Do It</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6542975.mp3?modified=1576224288&source=rss&stitched=1" length="9967441" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31126893.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>620</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. | |
| | |
| Then Kelly called us, and her husband's been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly's husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it? | |
| | |
| Would you?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - fo...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. | |
| | |
| Then Kelly called us, and her husband's been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly's husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it? | |
| | |
| Would you?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She&#39;d hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny.</p> | |
| <p>Then Kelly called us, and her husband&#39;s been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. We ask Kelly&#39;s husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it....and the offer on the table is A LOT. Will he take it?</p> | |
| <p>Would you?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 13:15:58 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-08:/posts/6542975</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Tiffany Haddish Is An Honorary Member of Kappa Cray Cray</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6542900.mp3?modified=1576224278&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5282683" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>330</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 12:35:14 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-08:/posts/6542900</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>120817 - 0700 - STRANGER BODY SHAMING YOU + WEEKLY RAP</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6542872.mp3?modified=1576224147&source=rss&stitched=1" length="11875184" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>742</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 12:21:24 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-08:/posts/6542872</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Movie Bucket of Destiny Update: "Risky Business" Takes On "When A Man Loves A Woman!"</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6542871.mp3?modified=1576224251&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5307768" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31126712.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>328</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
| | |
| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person's movie? | |
| | |
| The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie. | |
| | |
| Round 2: Beaches lost HARDCORE. | |
| | |
| Round 3 was "Legally Blonde" vs. "Black Hawk Down!" (Black Hawk Down wins!) | |
| | |
| Round 4: Two powerhouses - "Remember The Titans" vs. "A League Of Their Own" (A League of Their Own wins!) | |
| | |
| Round 5: "Braveheart" vs. "A Walk To Remember" (Braveheart wins by a LANDSLIDE.) | |
| | |
| Round 6: "American Sniper" vs. "Fried Green Tomatoes" tied! | |
| | |
| Round 7: "Risky Business" vs. "When A Man Loves A Woman"</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
| | |
| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
| | |
| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person's movie? | |
| | |
| The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie. | |
| | |
| Round 2: Beaches lost HARDCORE. | |
| | |
| Round 3 was "Legally Blonde" vs. "Black Hawk Down!" (Black Hawk Down wins!) | |
| | |
| Round 4: Two powerhouses - "Remember The Titans" vs. "A League Of Their Own" (A League of Their Own wins!) | |
| | |
| Round 5: "Braveheart" vs. "A Walk To Remember" (Braveheart wins by a LANDSLIDE.) | |
| | |
| Round 6: "American Sniper" vs. "Fried Green Tomatoes" tied! | |
| | |
| Round 7: "Risky Business" vs. "When A Man Loves A Woman"</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you&#39;re competitive in your relationship?</p> | |
| <p>Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person&#39;s movie?</p> | |
| <p>The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie.</p> | |
| <p>Round 2: Beaches lost HARDCORE.</p> | |
| <p>Round 3 was &quot;Legally Blonde&quot; vs. &quot;Black Hawk Down!&quot; (Black Hawk Down wins!)</p> | |
| <p>Round 4: Two powerhouses - &quot;Remember The Titans&quot; vs. &quot;A League Of Their Own&quot; (A League of Their Own wins!)</p> | |
| <p>Round 5: &quot;Braveheart&quot; vs. &quot;A Walk To Remember&quot; (Braveheart wins by a LANDSLIDE.)</p> | |
| <p>Round 6: &quot;American Sniper&quot; vs. &quot;Fried Green Tomatoes&quot; tied!</p> | |
| <p>Round 7: &quot;Risky Business&quot; vs. &quot;When A Man Loves A Woman&quot;</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 12:21:08 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-08:/posts/6542871</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 2: The Christmas Carol Lyric Challenge</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6542831.mp3?modified=1576224294&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8515247" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31126930.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>530</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We sing them every year...but how much of these Christmas songs do you REALLY know? | |
| | |
| Because we clearly know like ZERO lyrics.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We sing them every year...but how much of these Christmas songs do you REALLY know? | |
| | |
| Because we clearly know like ZERO lyrics.</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We sing them every year...but how much of these Christmas songs do you REALLY know? | |
| | |
| Because we clearly know like ZERO lyrics.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We sing them every year...but how much of these Christmas songs do you REALLY know? </p> | |
| <p>Because we clearly know like ZERO lyrics.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 11:59:35 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-08:/posts/6542831</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Chris Pratt Deleted His Super Passionate Social Media Post</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6542813.mp3?modified=1576224232&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5705240" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>356</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 11:38:57 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-08:/posts/6542813</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>One Of Us Is Living A Lie And Needs To Be CALLED OUT</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6542812.mp3?modified=1576224239&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5554043" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31126647.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>345</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. | |
| | |
| Then Kelly called us, and her husband's been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. Gonna ask Kelly's husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it. | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - fo...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. | |
| | |
| Then Kelly called us, and her husband's been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. Gonna ask Kelly's husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it. | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She&#39;d hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny.</p> | |
| <p>Then Kelly called us, and her husband&#39;s been SUPER sketch about his phone...and he left it at home today. Gonna ask Kelly&#39;s husband to give up the passcode so she can go through it. </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2017 11:38:46 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-08:/posts/6542812</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Stream The Show: Thursday, December 7, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6540866.mp3?modified=1576222441&source=rss&stitched=1" length="91556978" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>5722</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 14:42:12 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-07:/posts/6540866</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: He Left Her Out Of His Will On Purpose</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6540855.mp3?modified=1576222434&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6197178" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>387</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 14:37:05 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-07:/posts/6540855</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>We Need To Hold Cassie Accountable</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6540810.mp3?modified=1576222363&source=rss&stitched=1" length="4838013" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31116285.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>300</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 14:17:34 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-07:/posts/6540810</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Would You Hand Over Your Phone *RightNow* To Your Significant Other?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6540764.mp3?modified=1576222423&source=rss&stitched=1" length="9620271" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31116670.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>598</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. | |
| | |
| What say you?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - fo...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She'd hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. | |
| | |
| What say you?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Cassie is more willing to add her significant other to all of her bank accounts over giving him access to her phone. She&#39;d hand over her phone instantly if he asked, but it just feels like opening up something super duper personal - like a journal - for scrutiny. </p> | |
| <p>What say you?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 14:03:02 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-07:/posts/6540764</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Santa Scared Straight: Santa Is SUPER All Over The Place Today And It's Hilarious</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6540720.mp3?modified=1576222302&source=rss&stitched=1" length="16730961" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31115978.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>1044</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
| | |
| Just fill out the form at thebertshow.com/santascaredstraight and send the "North Pole" what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
| | |
| Just fill out the form at thebertshow.com/s...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
| | |
| Just fill out the form at thebertshow.com/santascaredstraight and send the "North Pole" what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.</p> | |
| <p>Just fill out the form at thebertshow.com/santascaredstraight and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 13:34:10 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-07:/posts/6540720</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>The Christmas Carol Lyric Challenge</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6540670.mp3?modified=1576222327&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8476247" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31116122.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>525</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We sing them every year...but how much of these Christmas songs do you REALLY know?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We sing them every year...but how much of these Christmas songs do you REALLY know?</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We sing them every year...but how much of these Christmas songs do you REALLY know?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We sing them every year...but how much of these Christmas songs do you REALLY know?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 13:08:36 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-07:/posts/6540670</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>These Kids Are STRESSED OUT</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>492</itunes:duration> | |
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| <description>It feels like when you're younger, you swear you'll NEVER forget how stressful life is / how unfair your parents are being / how much x, y, z thing SUCKS...but then you get like two years older, and that all goes out the window. | |
| | |
| So Jr. Listeners, remind us: you're stressed, we get it. But what besides homework are you stressed about?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It feels like when you're younger, you swear you'll NEVER forget how stressful life is / how unfair your parents are being / how much x, y, z thing SUCKS...but then you get like two years older, and that all goes out the window. | |
| | |
| So Jr. Listeners, re...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It feels like when you're younger, you swear you'll NEVER forget how stressful life is / how unfair your parents are being / how much x, y, z thing SUCKS...but then you get like two years older, and that all goes out the window. | |
| | |
| So Jr. Listeners, remind us: you're stressed, we get it. But what besides homework are you stressed about?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It feels like when you&#39;re younger, you swear you&#39;ll NEVER forget how stressful life is / how unfair your parents are being / how much x, y, z thing SUCKS...but then you get like two years older, and that all goes out the window.</p> | |
| <p>So Jr. Listeners, remind us: you&#39;re stressed, we get it. But what besides homework are you stressed about?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 13:08:18 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>These Are The Most Recorded Christmas Songs</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>393</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 12:47:58 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>The Debate: Is This Mom Wrong For Bringing Her Kid To Work?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>764</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>A heated debate sparked over a picture that went viral on Twitter, showcasing a Dunkin' Donuts employee - and mom - holding her baby at work. | |
| | |
| Eye witness accounts say that the baby was sneezing over the food, which adds another layer of health and food safety into an already unusual equation. | |
| | |
| While we don't have all the facts (is she a single mom with no one to help her? Is the kid really sick? Did she have permission? Is she doing Dunkin' Donuts a favor by coming in last minute to cover for another employee?), a lot are saying she had no choice, and she had to bring in the baby...but others are saying there's ZERO place for a kid at work. | |
| | |
| What say you? | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>A heated debate sparked over a picture that went viral on Twitter, showcasing a Dunkin' Donuts employee - and mom - holding her baby at work. | |
| | |
| Eye witness accounts say that the baby was sneezing over the food, which adds another layer of health and ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>A heated debate sparked over a picture that went viral on Twitter, showcasing a Dunkin' Donuts employee - and mom - holding her baby at work. | |
| | |
| Eye witness accounts say that the baby was sneezing over the food, which adds another layer of health and food safety into an already unusual equation. | |
| | |
| While we don't have all the facts (is she a single mom with no one to help her? Is the kid really sick? Did she have permission? Is she doing Dunkin' Donuts a favor by coming in last minute to cover for another employee?), a lot are saying she had no choice, and she had to bring in the baby...but others are saying there's ZERO place for a kid at work. | |
| | |
| What say you? | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>A heated debate sparked over a picture that went viral on Twitter, showcasing a Dunkin&#39; Donuts employee - and mom - holding her baby at work. </p> | |
| <p>Eye witness accounts say that the baby was sneezing over the food, which adds another layer of health and food safety into an already unusual equation. </p> | |
| <p>While we don&#39;t have all the facts (is she a single mom with no one to help her? Is the kid really sick? Did she have permission? Is she doing Dunkin&#39; Donuts a favor by coming in last minute to cover for another employee?), a lot are saying she had no choice, and she had to bring in the baby...but others are saying there&#39;s ZERO place for a kid at work.</p> | |
| <p>What say you?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 12:47:34 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-07:/posts/6540588</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: Brian Is In H.O.A. Hell...So He's Waging War</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31115657.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>360</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Brian has been in his new house all of...whelp, maybe a month, and he's not only had run-ins with his neighbors (which basically included a dog poop war), but now he's battling it out with the H.O.A. | |
| | |
| He got a "First and Final Notice" from someone he never even met about a "problem" with his house (he's lived in for about a month) that DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. | |
| | |
| Sorry not sorry, that's not a thing. And Brian is NOT having it. | |
| | |
| So he's waging war...and even has people on the "inside." | |
| | |
| SHOTS FIRED: | |
| | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian has been in his new house all of...whelp, maybe a month, and he's not only had run-ins with his neighbors (which basically included a dog poop war), but now he's battling it out with the H.O.A. | |
| | |
| He got a "First and Final Notice" from someone he...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian has been in his new house all of...whelp, maybe a month, and he's not only had run-ins with his neighbors (which basically included a dog poop war), but now he's battling it out with the H.O.A. | |
| | |
| He got a "First and Final Notice" from someone he never even met about a "problem" with his house (he's lived in for about a month) that DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. | |
| | |
| Sorry not sorry, that's not a thing. And Brian is NOT having it. | |
| | |
| So he's waging war...and even has people on the "inside." | |
| | |
| SHOTS FIRED: | |
| | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian has been in his new house all of...whelp, maybe a month, and he&#39;s not only had run-ins with his neighbors (which basically included a dog poop war), but now he&#39;s battling it out with the H.O.A.</p> | |
| <p>He got a &quot;First and Final Notice&quot; from someone he never even met about a &quot;problem&quot; with his house (he&#39;s lived in for about a month) that DOESN&#39;T EVEN EXIST.</p> | |
| <p>Sorry not sorry, that&#39;s not a thing. And Brian is NOT having it. </p> | |
| <p>So he&#39;s waging war...and even has people on the &quot;inside.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>SHOTS FIRED:</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 11:49:37 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Time’s Person Of The Year Was Announced…And The Complaints Are Rolling In</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31115287.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>472</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 11:33:10 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 2 - Proposing On Christmas: Great Idea Or ABORT ABORT ABORT?!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31115375.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>403</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Proposing on Christmas sounds magical, right? Snowflakes, bundled up in soft scarves and sweaters, cherry cheeks, you're surrounded by twinkling lights, golden tinsel, and feeling warm thanks to that slight Eggnog buzz. | |
| | |
| So when he pops the question and breaks out that diamond, illuminated by Christmas lights and the glow of a winter moon, it's perfect, right? | |
| | |
| Not so fast. | |
| | |
| And something struck a nerve with Cassie...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Proposing on Christmas sounds magical, right? Snowflakes, bundled up in soft scarves and sweaters, cherry cheeks, you're surrounded by twinkling lights, golden tinsel, and feeling warm thanks to that slight Eggnog buzz. | |
| | |
| So when he pops the question ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Proposing on Christmas sounds magical, right? Snowflakes, bundled up in soft scarves and sweaters, cherry cheeks, you're surrounded by twinkling lights, golden tinsel, and feeling warm thanks to that slight Eggnog buzz. | |
| | |
| So when he pops the question and breaks out that diamond, illuminated by Christmas lights and the glow of a winter moon, it's perfect, right? | |
| | |
| Not so fast. | |
| | |
| And something struck a nerve with Cassie...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Proposing on Christmas sounds magical, right? Snowflakes, bundled up in soft scarves and sweaters, cherry cheeks, you&#39;re surrounded by twinkling lights, golden tinsel, and feeling warm thanks to that slight Eggnog buzz.</p> | |
| <p>So when he pops the question and breaks out that diamond, illuminated by Christmas lights and the glow of a winter moon, it&#39;s perfect, right?</p> | |
| <p>Not so fast.</p> | |
| <p>And something struck a nerve with Cassie...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 11:17:15 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-07:/posts/6540442</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Wednesday, December 6, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6913</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 15:06:49 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-06:/posts/6538553</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Santa Scared Straight: She Throat Punched A Kid!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>888</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 15:03:36 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-06:/posts/6538540</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Kim Kardashian Reignites Her Feud With Taylor Swift</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6538517.mp3?modified=1576220121&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5511724" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>344</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 14:51:30 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>What Do You Do When Your 8-Year-Old Wants To Be "Skinnier?"</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31104779.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>727</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>When your 8-year-old comes home from her dance class and says "Will exercise make me skinnier?" and then points to her thighs and says "will it make me skinnier like them?" | |
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| And you realized, that even though she's a totally normal 8-year-old, the girls in her dance class just happen to be smaller, and she's comparing herself to them. | |
| | |
| What do you say? What do you even do?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>When your 8-year-old comes home from her dance class and says "Will exercise make me skinnier?" and then points to her thighs and says "will it make me skinnier like them?" | |
| | |
| And you realized, that even though she's a totally normal 8-year-old, the g...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>When your 8-year-old comes home from her dance class and says "Will exercise make me skinnier?" and then points to her thighs and says "will it make me skinnier like them?" | |
| | |
| And you realized, that even though she's a totally normal 8-year-old, the girls in her dance class just happen to be smaller, and she's comparing herself to them. | |
| | |
| What do you say? What do you even do?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>When your 8-year-old comes home from her dance class and says &quot;Will exercise make me skinnier?&quot; and then points to her thighs and says &quot;will it make me skinnier like them?&quot; </p> | |
| <p>And you realized, that even though she&#39;s a totally normal 8-year-old, the girls in her dance class just happen to be smaller, and she&#39;s comparing herself to them.</p> | |
| <p>What do you say? What do you even do?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 14:31:35 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-06:/posts/6538478</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: Brian's Meeting Up With Someone Who's Texting Him...But He Doesn't Know Who It Is</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31104532.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>675</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Brian is texting with someone...but he has no idea who it is. So, he's gonna meet 'em for a drink. You know, like you do. | |
| | |
| The sad thing is...this isn't even the first time it's happened.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian is texting with someone...but he has no idea who it is. So, he's gonna meet 'em for a drink. You know, like you do. | |
| | |
| The sad thing is...this isn't even the first time it's happened.</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian is texting with someone...but he has no idea who it is. So, he's gonna meet 'em for a drink. You know, like you do. | |
| | |
| The sad thing is...this isn't even the first time it's happened.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian is texting with someone...but he has no idea who it is. So, he&#39;s gonna meet &#39;em for a drink. You know, like you do.</p> | |
| <p>The sad thing is...this isn&#39;t even the first time it&#39;s happened.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 14:31:21 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-06:/posts/6538477</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Danny Masterson Has Been Fired Over Rape Allegations</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6538322.mp3?modified=1576220052&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5384247" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>336</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 13:38:49 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-06:/posts/6538322</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Proposing On Christmas: Great Idea Or ABORT ABORT ABORT?!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6538321.mp3?modified=1576220030&source=rss&stitched=1" length="9680377" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31104260.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>603</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Proposing on Christmas sounds magical, right? Snowflakes, bundled up in soft scarves and sweaters, cherry cheeks, you're surrounded by twinkling lights, golden tinsel, and feeling warm thanks to that slight Eggnog buzz. | |
| | |
| So when he pops the question and breaks out that diamond, illuminated by Christmas lights and the glow of a winter moon, it's perfect, right? | |
| | |
| Not so fast. </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Proposing on Christmas sounds magical, right? Snowflakes, bundled up in soft scarves and sweaters, cherry cheeks, you're surrounded by twinkling lights, golden tinsel, and feeling warm thanks to that slight Eggnog buzz. | |
| | |
| So when he pops the question ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Proposing on Christmas sounds magical, right? Snowflakes, bundled up in soft scarves and sweaters, cherry cheeks, you're surrounded by twinkling lights, golden tinsel, and feeling warm thanks to that slight Eggnog buzz. | |
| | |
| So when he pops the question and breaks out that diamond, illuminated by Christmas lights and the glow of a winter moon, it's perfect, right? | |
| | |
| Not so fast. </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Proposing on Christmas sounds magical, right? Snowflakes, bundled up in soft scarves and sweaters, cherry cheeks, you&#39;re surrounded by twinkling lights, golden tinsel, and feeling warm thanks to that slight Eggnog buzz.</p> | |
| <p>So when he pops the question and breaks out that diamond, illuminated by Christmas lights and the glow of a winter moon, it&#39;s perfect, right?</p> | |
| <p>Not so fast. </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 13:38:40 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-06:/posts/6538321</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>The Best Romantic Spots In ATL</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>530</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 13:38:30 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Texting Tutor Update: We Hooked Up Her Up With Her Ex-Husband, But Y'all Are NOT Happy With Us!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6538318.mp3?modified=1576219879&source=rss&stitched=1" length="12571507" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31103679.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>783</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why she shouldn't come. | |
| | |
| So she's going to her ex in-laws' house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she's been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she's showing up. AND he's seeing someone new. | |
| | |
| Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN'T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner! | |
| | |
| THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP. | |
| | |
| But since then, they haven't really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn't know how to bring it up again. So, we're gonna help her out: we'll tell her what to text the person you're into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to. | |
| | |
| If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]! | |
| | |
| Well, we got her the date - but some of y'all were NOT happy about what we did.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why she shouldn't come. | |
| | |
| So she's going to her ex in-laws' house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she's been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she's showing up. AND he's seeing someone new. | |
| | |
| Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN'T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner! | |
| | |
| THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP. | |
| | |
| But since then, they haven't really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn't know how to bring it up again. So, we're gonna help her out: we'll tell her what to text the person you're into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to. | |
| | |
| If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]! | |
| | |
| Well, we got her the date - but some of y'all were NOT happy about what we did.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she&#39;s been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she&#39;s been part of their family for years (he&#39;s PART of the family), they don&#39;t see any reason why she shouldn&#39;t come.</p> | |
| <p>So she&#39;s going to her ex in-laws&#39; house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she&#39;s been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she&#39;s showing up. AND he&#39;s seeing someone new.</p> | |
| <p>Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN&#39;T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner!</p> | |
| <p>THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP.</p> | |
| <p>But since then, they haven&#39;t really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn&#39;t know how to bring it up again. So, we&#39;re gonna help her out: we&#39;ll tell her what to text the person you&#39;re into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to.</p> | |
| <p>If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]!</p> | |
| <p>Well, we got her the date - but some of y&#39;all were NOT happy about what we did.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 13:38:20 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-06:/posts/6538318</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Selena Gomez Took Her Instagram Account Private</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6538317.mp3?modified=1576219882&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6166666" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>385</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 13:38:11 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-06:/posts/6538317</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>NEVER Get A Woman This For Christmas</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6538315.mp3?modified=1576219916&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6648029" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31103843.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>413</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Is there anyone in your family who always gives TERRIBLE Christmas presents? According to a new survey, bad gifts are most likely to come from your IN-LAWS. Your co-workers are a close second. | |
| | |
| Here are the ten WORST Christmas presents people said you can get... | |
| | |
| 1. Ugly clothing. | |
| | |
| 2. A toiletry kit. | |
| | |
| 3. Bath salts or a bottle of bubble bath. | |
| | |
| 4. Socks. | |
| | |
| 5. T-shirts with funny, clever, or inspirational sayings on them. | |
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| 6. A movie you've already seen. | |
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| 7. Candles. | |
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| 8. A handkerchief. | |
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| 9. A scarf. | |
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| 10. Soap on a rope. | |
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| | |
| | |
| Overall, people said their significant other gives the BEST gifts, followed by their kids. And even though ugly clothes are the WORST thing you can get, the survey found clothing you actually like is one of the best. | |
| | |
| | |
| But most importantly...no matter what you hear, no matter what you THINK you know, NEVER EVER get these gifts for women at Christmas. | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Is there anyone in your family who always gives TERRIBLE Christmas presents? According to a new survey, bad gifts are most likely to come from your IN-LAWS. Your co-workers are a close second. | |
| | |
| Here are the ten WORST Christmas presents people said ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Is there anyone in your family who always gives TERRIBLE Christmas presents? According to a new survey, bad gifts are most likely to come from your IN-LAWS. Your co-workers are a close second. | |
| | |
| Here are the ten WORST Christmas presents people said you can get... | |
| | |
| 1. Ugly clothing. | |
| | |
| 2. A toiletry kit. | |
| | |
| 3. Bath salts or a bottle of bubble bath. | |
| | |
| 4. Socks. | |
| | |
| 5. T-shirts with funny, clever, or inspirational sayings on them. | |
| | |
| 6. A movie you've already seen. | |
| | |
| 7. Candles. | |
| | |
| 8. A handkerchief. | |
| | |
| 9. A scarf. | |
| | |
| 10. Soap on a rope. | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| Overall, people said their significant other gives the BEST gifts, followed by their kids. And even though ugly clothes are the WORST thing you can get, the survey found clothing you actually like is one of the best. | |
| | |
| | |
| But most importantly...no matter what you hear, no matter what you THINK you know, NEVER EVER get these gifts for women at Christmas. | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Is there anyone in your family who always gives TERRIBLE Christmas presents? According to a new survey, bad gifts are most likely to come from your IN-LAWS. Your co-workers are a close second.</p> | |
| <p>Here are the ten WORST Christmas presents people said you can get...</p> | |
| <p>1. Ugly clothing.</p> | |
| <p>2. A toiletry kit.</p> | |
| <p>3. Bath salts or a bottle of bubble bath.</p> | |
| <p>4. Socks.</p> | |
| <p>5. T-shirts with funny, clever, or inspirational sayings on them.</p> | |
| <p>6. A movie you&#39;ve already seen.</p> | |
| <p>7. Candles.</p> | |
| <p>8. A handkerchief.</p> | |
| <p>9. A scarf.</p> | |
| <p>10. Soap on a rope.</p> | |
| <p>Overall, people said their significant other gives the BEST gifts, followed by their kids. And even though ugly clothes are the WORST thing you can get, the survey found clothing you actually like is one of the best.</p> | |
| <p> | |
| But most importantly...no matter what you hear, no matter what you THINK you know, NEVER EVER get these gifts for women at Christmas. | |
| </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 13:37:50 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-06:/posts/6538315</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Letters To Santa: This Kid Asked Santa For A CAR</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31103589.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>496</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>It's getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we'd be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED. | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| We can't believe they're saying this stuff!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It's getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we'd be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED. | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| We can't believe they're saying this stuff!</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It's getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we'd be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED. | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| We can't believe they're saying this stuff!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It&#39;s getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we&#39;d be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED.</p> | |
| <p>We can&#39;t believe they&#39;re saying this stuff!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 13:37:28 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-06:/posts/6538312</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>How Can You Even Get Mad...At Your Kid's Kindergarten Teacher?!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>611</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 13:37:14 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-06:/posts/6538310</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: John Mayer Had Emergency Surgery</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6538308.mp3?modified=1576219861&source=rss&stitched=1" length="4755218" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>297</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 13:37:00 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-06:/posts/6538308</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Cassie Forgot Something Really, REALLY Major</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6538307.mp3?modified=1576219994&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6081402" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31104234.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>378</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Wedding brain is a REAL thing...we hope. Cassie is planning her wedding, and she's so worried because she's forgetting MAJOR things. She's not down with it, she hates that it's happening, but she doesn't know how to fix it. | |
| | |
| Everyone says she needs to be kinder to herself and take a step back...but wait until you hear what she forgot. She's not sure she can let go of that one. </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Wedding brain is a REAL thing...we hope. Cassie is planning her wedding, and she's so worried because she's forgetting MAJOR things. She's not down with it, she hates that it's happening, but she doesn't know how to fix it. | |
| | |
| Everyone says she needs t...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Wedding brain is a REAL thing...we hope. Cassie is planning her wedding, and she's so worried because she's forgetting MAJOR things. She's not down with it, she hates that it's happening, but she doesn't know how to fix it. | |
| | |
| Everyone says she needs to be kinder to herself and take a step back...but wait until you hear what she forgot. She's not sure she can let go of that one. </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Wedding brain is a REAL thing...we hope. Cassie is planning her wedding, and she&#39;s so worried because she&#39;s forgetting MAJOR things. She&#39;s not down with it, she hates that it&#39;s happening, but she doesn&#39;t know how to fix it.</p> | |
| <p>Everyone says she needs to be kinder to herself and take a step back...but wait until you hear what she forgot. She&#39;s not sure she can let go of that one. </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 13:36:50 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-06:/posts/6538307</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Kristin's Hot Guy Fantasy Football Line Up: Kristin Almost Passes Out</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6536386.mp3?modified=1576236676&source=rss&stitched=1" length="9601397" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31091297.png" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>572</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>In case you've somehow missed it, every football season, Kristin does one of her epic hot dude fantasy football line-ups. (She only picks hot guys for her fantasy football team, and manages to win Bert's Big Adventure cash every year by doing it!) | |
| | |
| And the way she pays her respects to these super talented athletes? With the most AMAZING pick-up lines you've ever heard. | |
| | |
| It's the last one of the year...if she can ever get through it...because she's legit about to pass out. No joke.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>In case you've somehow missed it, every football season, Kristin does one of her epic hot dude fantasy football line-ups. (She only picks hot guys for her fantasy football team, and manages to win Bert's Big Adventure cash every year by doing it!) | |
| | |
| A...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>In case you've somehow missed it, every football season, Kristin does one of her epic hot dude fantasy football line-ups. (She only picks hot guys for her fantasy football team, and manages to win Bert's Big Adventure cash every year by doing it!) | |
| | |
| And the way she pays her respects to these super talented athletes? With the most AMAZING pick-up lines you've ever heard. | |
| | |
| It's the last one of the year...if she can ever get through it...because she's legit about to pass out. No joke.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>In case you&#39;ve somehow missed it, every football season, Kristin does one of her epic hot dude fantasy football line-ups. (She only picks hot guys for her fantasy football team, and manages to win Bert&#39;s Big Adventure cash every year by doing it!)</p> | |
| <p>And the way she pays her respects to these super talented athletes? With the most AMAZING pick-up lines you&#39;ve ever heard.</p> | |
| <p>It&#39;s the last one of the year...if she can ever get through it...because she&#39;s legit about to pass out. No joke.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 14:50:12 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-05:/posts/6536386</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 1 & 2 - Texting Tutor: She's Going To Her Ex-In-Laws For Thanksgiving...And Hooked Up With Her Ex!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6536377.mp3?modified=1576236670&source=rss&stitched=1" length="18297460" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31091261.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>1141</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why she shouldn't come. | |
| | |
| So she's going to her ex in-laws' house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she's been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she's showing up. AND he's seeing someone new. | |
| | |
| Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN'T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner! | |
| | |
| THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP. | |
| | |
| But since then, they haven't really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn't know how to bring it up again. So, we're gonna help her out: we'll tell her what to text the person you're into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to. | |
| | |
| If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why she shouldn't come. | |
| | |
| So she's going to her ex in-laws' house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she's been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she's showing up. AND he's seeing someone new. | |
| | |
| Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN'T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner! | |
| | |
| THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP. | |
| | |
| But since then, they haven't really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn't know how to bring it up again. So, we're gonna help her out: we'll tell her what to text the person you're into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to. | |
| | |
| If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she&#39;s been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she&#39;s been part of their family for years (he&#39;s PART of the family), they don&#39;t see any reason why she shouldn&#39;t come.</p> | |
| <p>So she&#39;s going to her ex in-laws&#39; house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she&#39;s been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she&#39;s showing up. AND he&#39;s seeing someone new.</p> | |
| <p>Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN&#39;T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner!</p> | |
| <p>THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP.</p> | |
| <p>But since then, they haven&#39;t really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn&#39;t know how to bring it up again. So, we&#39;re gonna help her out: we&#39;ll tell her what to text the person you&#39;re into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to.</p> | |
| <p>If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 14:49:27 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-05:/posts/6536377</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Stream The Show: Tuesday, December 5, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>5755</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 14:45:50 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-05:/posts/6536373</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: A Celebrity Crashed A Wedding…But The Bride Kicked Her Out</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>383</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 14:33:31 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-05:/posts/6536353</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Retail Vent Line: He's Threatening To Make Her Lick Up Boogers</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>445</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 14:33:20 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-05:/posts/6536352</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Brian's Meeting Up With Someone Who's Texting Him...But He Doesn't Know Who It Is</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>659</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 14:33:03 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Ed Sheeran Under Fire For His…Charity Video?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>357</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 14:32:50 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Is This The Perfect Christmas Song?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31090161.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>333</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>A musicologist at the Boston Conservatory named Dr. Joe Bennett decided that he wanted to write the PERFECT Christmas song, so he studied the lyrics, tempo, vocals, and musical key of 200 of the top Christmas songs to figure out how. | |
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| He found it was important to use words like Santa, snow, home, peace, and love in the lyrics, but especially the word Christmas itself. The song needed to be in a major key, have an average tempo of 115 beats per minute, and feature plenty of sleigh bells. | |
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| And using all of his info, he engineered a song called "Love's Not Just For Christmas," which he says is the, "happiest Christmas song ever." | |
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| It's interesting. It sounds somehow familiar, like a classic Christmas song, and that's probably the MOST important aspect: it's somehow channeling nostalgia even though it's brand new. | |
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| So is it the next "Jingle Bell Rock" or "All I Want For Christmas Is You"? Probably not. Although I guess if we hear it enough times, over and over and over and over and over, it could get there. </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>A musicologist at the Boston Conservatory named Dr. Joe Bennett decided that he wanted to write the PERFECT Christmas song, so he studied the lyrics, tempo, vocals, and musical key of 200 of the top Christmas songs to figure out how. | |
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| He found it was...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>A musicologist at the Boston Conservatory named Dr. Joe Bennett decided that he wanted to write the PERFECT Christmas song, so he studied the lyrics, tempo, vocals, and musical key of 200 of the top Christmas songs to figure out how. | |
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| He found it was important to use words like Santa, snow, home, peace, and love in the lyrics, but especially the word Christmas itself. The song needed to be in a major key, have an average tempo of 115 beats per minute, and feature plenty of sleigh bells. | |
| | |
| And using all of his info, he engineered a song called "Love's Not Just For Christmas," which he says is the, "happiest Christmas song ever." | |
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| It's interesting. It sounds somehow familiar, like a classic Christmas song, and that's probably the MOST important aspect: it's somehow channeling nostalgia even though it's brand new. | |
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| So is it the next "Jingle Bell Rock" or "All I Want For Christmas Is You"? Probably not. Although I guess if we hear it enough times, over and over and over and over and over, it could get there. </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>A musicologist at the Boston Conservatory named Dr. Joe Bennett decided that he wanted to write the PERFECT Christmas song, so he studied the lyrics, tempo, vocals, and musical key of 200 of the top Christmas songs to figure out how.</p> | |
| <p>He found it was important to use words like Santa, snow, home, peace, and love in the lyrics, but especially the word Christmas itself. The song needed to be in a major key, have an average tempo of 115 beats per minute, and feature plenty of sleigh bells.</p> | |
| <p>And using all of his info, he engineered a song called &quot;Love&#39;s Not Just For Christmas,&quot; which he says is the, &quot;happiest Christmas song ever.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>It&#39;s interesting. It sounds somehow familiar, like a classic Christmas song, and that&#39;s probably the MOST important aspect: it&#39;s somehow channeling nostalgia even though it&#39;s brand new.</p> | |
| <p>So is it the next &quot;Jingle Bell Rock&quot; or &quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You&quot;? Probably not. Although I guess if we hear it enough times, over and over and over and over and over, it could get there. </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 13:07:38 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-05:/posts/6536186</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 2 - Texting Tutor: She's Going To Her Ex-In-Laws For Thanksgiving...And Hooked Up With Her Ex!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6536182.mp3?modified=1576236503&source=rss&stitched=1" length="12497027" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31090387.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>778</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why she shouldn't come. | |
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| So she's going to her ex in-laws' house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she's been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she's showing up. AND he's seeing someone new. | |
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| Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN'T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner! | |
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| THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP. | |
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| But since then, they haven't really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn't know how to bring it up again. So, we're gonna help her out: we'll tell her what to text the person you're into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to. | |
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| If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why she shouldn't come. | |
| | |
| So she's going to her ex in-laws' house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she's been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she's showing up. AND he's seeing someone new. | |
| | |
| Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN'T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner! | |
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| THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP. | |
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| But since then, they haven't really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn't know how to bring it up again. So, we're gonna help her out: we'll tell her what to text the person you're into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to. | |
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| If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she&#39;s been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she&#39;s been part of their family for years (he&#39;s PART of the family), they don&#39;t see any reason why she shouldn&#39;t come.</p> | |
| <p>So she&#39;s going to her ex in-laws&#39; house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she&#39;s been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she&#39;s showing up. AND he&#39;s seeing someone new.</p> | |
| <p>Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN&#39;T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner!</p> | |
| <p>THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP.</p> | |
| <p>But since then, they haven&#39;t really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn&#39;t know how to bring it up again. So, we&#39;re gonna help her out: we&#39;ll tell her what to text the person you&#39;re into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to.</p> | |
| <p>If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 13:04:24 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-05:/posts/6536182</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 1 - Texting Tutor: She's Going To Her Ex-In-Laws For Thanksgiving...And Hooked Up With Her Ex!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6536181.mp3?modified=1576236501&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5831414" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31090383.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>362</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why she shouldn't come. | |
| | |
| So she's going to her ex in-laws' house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she's been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she's showing up. AND he's seeing someone new. | |
| | |
| Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN'T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner! | |
| | |
| THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP. | |
| | |
| But since then, they haven't really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn't know how to bring it up again. So, we're gonna help her out: we'll tell her what to text the person you're into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to. | |
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| If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why she shouldn't come. | |
| | |
| So she's going to her ex in-laws' house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she's been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she's showing up. AND he's seeing someone new. | |
| | |
| Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN'T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner! | |
| | |
| THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP. | |
| | |
| But since then, they haven't really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn't know how to bring it up again. So, we're gonna help her out: we'll tell her what to text the person you're into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to. | |
| | |
| If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she&#39;s been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she&#39;s been part of their family for years (he&#39;s PART of the family), they don&#39;t see any reason why she shouldn&#39;t come.</p> | |
| <p>So she&#39;s going to her ex in-laws&#39; house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she&#39;s been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she&#39;s showing up. AND he&#39;s seeing someone new.</p> | |
| <p>Sounds like a good idea, no? Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there! But what we DIDN&#39;T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner!</p> | |
| <p>THEY TOTALLY HOOKED UP.</p> | |
| <p>But since then, they haven&#39;t really talked besides a couple of texts...and now she doesn&#39;t know how to bring it up again. So, we&#39;re gonna help her out: we&#39;ll tell her what to text the person you&#39;re into, line by line...but she HAS to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell her to.</p> | |
| <p>If you ever want us to do a Texting Tutor for YOU, hit us up at [email protected]!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 13:04:11 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-05:/posts/6536181</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>It's Tearing The Show Apart...Are These Christmas Movies or Not?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6536148.mp3?modified=1576236390&source=rss&stitched=1" length="4426427" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31089787.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>274</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>If a movie is set around Christmas, does that automatically make it a Christmas movie? Like, does it count as a Christmas movie if it's an action movie or a horror flick that just happens to take place at Christmas, but isn't specifically ABOUT Christmas? | |
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| Buzzfeed is trying to settle that debate by taking 12 of the most fought-over movies and having the public decide. | |
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| Here's how the voting is going so far for 10 of them: | |
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| (By the time you see these numbers, they're already going to be several hours old. You can get the most current totals, here.) | |
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| 1. "Die Hard": 56% Christmas, 44% Not Christmas. | |
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| 2. "Home Alone": 97% Christmas, 3% Not Christmas. | |
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| 3. "Gremlins": 40% Christmas, 60% Not Christmas. | |
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| 4. "Frozen": 22% Christmas, 78% Not Christmas. | |
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| 5. "Lethal Weapon": 16% Christmas, 84% Not Christmas. | |
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| 6. "The Nightmare Before Christmas": 78% Christmas, 22% Not Christmas. | |
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| 7. "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang": 15% Christmas, 85% Not Christmas. | |
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| 8. "Edward Scissorhands": 20% Christmas, 80% Not Christmas. | |
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| 9. "Batman Returns": 12% Christmas, 88% Not Christmas. | |
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| 10. "Eyes Wide Shut": 5% Christmas, 95% Not Christmas. | |
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| We bet if people were asked if "The Nightmare Before Christmas" is a Halloween movie, you'd get the same result, but the debate here isn't that difficult. Is it a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie? The answer is...YES.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>If a movie is set around Christmas, does that automatically make it a Christmas movie? Like, does it count as a Christmas movie if it's an action movie or a horror flick that just happens to take place at Christmas, but isn't specifically ABOUT Christm...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>If a movie is set around Christmas, does that automatically make it a Christmas movie? Like, does it count as a Christmas movie if it's an action movie or a horror flick that just happens to take place at Christmas, but isn't specifically ABOUT Christmas? | |
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| Buzzfeed is trying to settle that debate by taking 12 of the most fought-over movies and having the public decide. | |
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| Here's how the voting is going so far for 10 of them: | |
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| (By the time you see these numbers, they're already going to be several hours old. You can get the most current totals, here.) | |
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| 1. "Die Hard": 56% Christmas, 44% Not Christmas. | |
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| 2. "Home Alone": 97% Christmas, 3% Not Christmas. | |
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| 3. "Gremlins": 40% Christmas, 60% Not Christmas. | |
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| 4. "Frozen": 22% Christmas, 78% Not Christmas. | |
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| 5. "Lethal Weapon": 16% Christmas, 84% Not Christmas. | |
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| 6. "The Nightmare Before Christmas": 78% Christmas, 22% Not Christmas. | |
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| 7. "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang": 15% Christmas, 85% Not Christmas. | |
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| 8. "Edward Scissorhands": 20% Christmas, 80% Not Christmas. | |
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| 9. "Batman Returns": 12% Christmas, 88% Not Christmas. | |
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| 10. "Eyes Wide Shut": 5% Christmas, 95% Not Christmas. | |
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| We bet if people were asked if "The Nightmare Before Christmas" is a Halloween movie, you'd get the same result, but the debate here isn't that difficult. Is it a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie? The answer is...YES.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>If a movie is set around Christmas, does that automatically make it a Christmas movie? Like, does it count as a Christmas movie if it&#39;s an action movie or a horror flick that just happens to take place at Christmas, but isn&#39;t specifically ABOUT Christmas?</p> | |
| <p>Buzzfeed is trying to settle that debate by taking 12 of the most fought-over movies and having the public decide.</p> | |
| <p>Here&#39;s how the voting is going so far for 10 of them:</p> | |
| <p>(By the time you see these numbers, they&#39;re already going to be several hours old. You can get the most current totals, here.)</p> | |
| <ol> | |
| <li><p>&quot;Die Hard&quot;: 56% Christmas, 44% Not Christmas.</p></li> | |
| <li><p>&quot;Home Alone&quot;: 97% Christmas, 3% Not Christmas.</p></li> | |
| <li><p>&quot;Gremlins&quot;: 40% Christmas, 60% Not Christmas.</p></li> | |
| <li><p>&quot;Frozen&quot;: 22% Christmas, 78% Not Christmas.</p></li> | |
| <li><p>&quot;Lethal Weapon&quot;: 16% Christmas, 84% Not Christmas.</p></li> | |
| <li><p>&quot;The Nightmare Before Christmas&quot;: 78% Christmas, 22% Not Christmas.</p></li> | |
| <li><p>&quot;Kiss Kiss Bang Bang&quot;: 15% Christmas, 85% Not Christmas.</p></li> | |
| <li><p>&quot;Edward Scissorhands&quot;: 20% Christmas, 80% Not Christmas.</p></li> | |
| <li><p>&quot;Batman Returns&quot;: 12% Christmas, 88% Not Christmas.</p></li> | |
| <li><p>&quot;Eyes Wide Shut&quot;: 5% Christmas, 95% Not Christmas.</p></li> | |
| </ol> | |
| <p>We bet if people were asked if &quot;The Nightmare Before Christmas&quot; is a Halloween movie, you&#39;d get the same result, but the debate here isn&#39;t that difficult. Is it a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie? The answer is...YES.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 12:47:06 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-05:/posts/6536148</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Bert's Family Is Making Him Feel Guilty</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6536117.mp3?modified=1576236336&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5760651" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31089517.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>357</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Bert made changes to his family, but someone specific is making him feel guilty for it...even though he's doing NOTHING wrong. JUST because you adopt a new puppy and play with it all the time DOESN'T mean he doesn't love you, Riggins.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert made changes to his family, but someone specific is making him feel guilty for it...even though he's doing NOTHING wrong. JUST because you adopt a new puppy and play with it all the time DOESN'T mean he doesn't love you, Riggins.</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert made changes to his family, but someone specific is making him feel guilty for it...even though he's doing NOTHING wrong. JUST because you adopt a new puppy and play with it all the time DOESN'T mean he doesn't love you, Riggins.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert made changes to his family, but someone specific is making him feel guilty for it...even though he&#39;s doing NOTHING wrong. JUST because you adopt a new puppy and play with it all the time DOESN&#39;T mean he doesn&#39;t love you, Riggins.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 12:36:02 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-05:/posts/6536117</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Goop Gift Guide: How Much Are These Holiday Lobsters?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6536037.mp3?modified=1576236280&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8064756" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31089128.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>502</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and it's ABSURDLY priced. So, we're doing a round of Price is Right - can you guess how much everything is? | |
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| Panthère de Cartier Watch | |
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| Medium Model, Yellow Gold, Quartz movement. Case in 18K yellow gold, Dimensions: 27 MM X 37 MM, Thickness: 6 MM. Crown Set with a Blue Sapphire, Silvered Dial, Blued-Steel Sword-Shaped Hands, 18K Yellow Gold Bracelet. Water-resistant to 3 Bar (Approx. 30 Meters)</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and it's ABSURDLY priced. So, we're doing a round of Price is Right - can you guess how much everything is? | |
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| <itunes:summary>Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and it's ABSURDLY priced. So, we're doing a round of Price is Right - can you guess how much everything is? | |
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| Roman and Williams Guild Bar Cart | |
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| The barcart pictured at link has Claro Walnut timber, Mirrored Glass and Burnished Brass hardware. | |
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| Stack your booze and get beveled with this bar cart’s extra-articulated, tapered frame. We’ve stripped a familiar structure down to joined bones, resulting in a harmonious, balanced-but-bold composition that is the perfect platform for mixing up cocktails. | |
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| You can stay up all night all nights with this thing, but you won’t outlast earnestly sweet brass and the rich selection of woods we have available as options. When everyone else goes home, you’ll be happy you’re still together. | |
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| Consultant Seminars: Register for a KonMari Consultant Seminar to help people “Organize the World” and lead lives that spark joy. | |
| As independent business owners certified in the KonMari Method™, Consultants conduct in-home sessions to guide clients through the tidying process. | |
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| KonMari Certified Consultants not only share their organizational knowledge and skills, but also help their clients identify what they value most in life. | |
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| Consultants help clients examine their lives through their belongings by asking, “What sparks joy for me?” and “What do I value?” with the ultimate goal of helping them achieve their ideal lives. | |
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| “The question of what you want to own is actually the question of how you want to live your life.” – Marie Kondo | |
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| Live Lobster Six Pack | |
| Six LIVE hard-shell Rhode Island lobsters caught by one of our co-op fishermen! | |
| These lobsters are ‘chix,’ approx 1.25lbs each. Available delivery dates are bold. Saturday deliveries add $16. | |
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| Panthère de Cartier Watch | |
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| Medium Model, Yellow Gold, Quartz movement. Case in 18K yellow gold, Dimensions: 27 MM X 37 MM, Thickness: 6 MM. Crown Set with a Blue Sapphire, Silvered Dial, Blued-Steel Sword-Shaped Hands, 18K Yellow Gold Bracelet. Water-resistant to 3 Bar (Approx. 30 Meters)</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and it&#39;s ABSURDLY priced. So, we&#39;re doing a round of Price is Right - can you guess how much everything is?</p> | |
| <p>Today&#39;s featured items:</p> | |
| <p>Roman and Williams Guild Bar Cart</p> | |
| <p>The barcart pictured at link has Claro Walnut timber, Mirrored Glass and Burnished Brass hardware.</p> | |
| <p>Stack your booze and get beveled with this bar cart’s extra-articulated, tapered frame. We’ve stripped a familiar structure down to joined bones, resulting in a harmonious, balanced-but-bold composition that is the perfect platform for mixing up cocktails.</p> | |
| <p>You can stay up all night all nights with this thing, but you won’t outlast earnestly sweet brass and the rich selection of woods we have available as options. When everyone else goes home, you’ll be happy you’re still together.</p> | |
| <p>Consultant Seminars: Register for a KonMari Consultant Seminar to help people “Organize the World” and lead lives that spark joy. | |
| As independent business owners certified in the KonMari Method™, Consultants conduct in-home sessions to guide clients through the tidying process.</p> | |
| <p>KonMari Certified Consultants not only share their organizational knowledge and skills, but also help their clients identify what they value most in life.</p> | |
| <p>Consultants help clients examine their lives through their belongings by asking, “What sparks joy for me?” and “What do I value?” with the ultimate goal of helping them achieve their ideal lives.</p> | |
| <p>“The question of what you want to own is actually the question of how you want to live your life.” – Marie Kondo</p> | |
| <p>Live Lobster Six Pack | |
| Six LIVE hard-shell Rhode Island lobsters caught by one of our co-op fishermen! | |
| These lobsters are ‘chix,’ approx 1.25lbs each. Available delivery dates are bold. Saturday deliveries add $16.</p> | |
| <p>Panthère de Cartier Watch</p> | |
| <p>Medium Model, Yellow Gold, Quartz movement. Case in 18K yellow gold, Dimensions: 27 MM X 37 MM, Thickness: 6 MM. Crown Set with a Blue Sapphire, Silvered Dial, Blued-Steel Sword-Shaped Hands, 18K Yellow Gold Bracelet. Water-resistant to 3 Bar (Approx. 30 Meters)</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 11:49:08 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: “House Of Cards” Is Moving Forward With Their Final Season</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>342</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 11:48:54 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>The Moment You Realize You're Achieving Your Goals...And You Don't Know What's Next</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>349</itunes:duration> | |
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| <description>It's the most stressful time of the year...and we're not talking the holidays. If you're doing early graduation (or even prepping for your last semester), the natural course you've been following for your entire life is coming to an end. | |
| The next step is into the abyss of total independence, where you don't have the safety net of college classes, and where what you build out of your life is ENTIRELY up to you. | |
| And our intern Gabby knows that all too well.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It's the most stressful time of the year...and we're not talking the holidays. If you're doing early graduation (or even prepping for your last semester), the natural course you've been following for your entire life is coming to an end. | |
| The next ste...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It's the most stressful time of the year...and we're not talking the holidays. If you're doing early graduation (or even prepping for your last semester), the natural course you've been following for your entire life is coming to an end. | |
| The next step is into the abyss of total independence, where you don't have the safety net of college classes, and where what you build out of your life is ENTIRELY up to you. | |
| And our intern Gabby knows that all too well.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It&#39;s the most stressful time of the year...and we&#39;re not talking the holidays. If you&#39;re doing early graduation (or even prepping for your last semester), the natural course you&#39;ve been following for your entire life is coming to an end. </p> | |
| <p>The next step is into the abyss of total independence, where you don&#39;t have the safety net of college classes, and where what you build out of your life is ENTIRELY up to you.</p> | |
| <p>And our intern Gabby knows that all too well.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 11:17:54 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Monday, December 4, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6350</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 15:35:03 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>One Of Us Needs To Be Held Accountable For Our Addiction</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>318</itunes:duration> | |
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| <description>One of us has an addiction...and it's ruining our health and draining our bank out. | |
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| Help keep 'em accountable, because it needs to STOP before the big fat zeros take over their bank account. | |
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| <itunes:subtitle>One of us has an addiction...and it's ruining our health and draining our bank out. | |
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| Help keep 'em accountable, because it needs to STOP before the big fat zeros take over their bank account. | |
| </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>One of us has an addiction...and it's ruining our health and draining our bank out. | |
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| Help keep 'em accountable, because it needs to STOP before the big fat zeros take over their bank account. | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>One of us has an addiction...and it&#39;s ruining our health and draining our bank out. </p> | |
| <p>Help keep &#39;em accountable, because it needs to STOP before the big fat zeros take over their bank account.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 15:18:55 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: What Do *You* Think Of This Britney Spears Insta-Video?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>523</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 14:55:18 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Update PT 2: This Family Drama Is Out Of Control</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>665</itunes:duration> | |
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| <description>We've heard of family drama before, but our Intern Scott's family drama takes it to a WHOLE new level. We're talking the kind of drama that could get you arrested, especially when you break a glass on someone's chest! | |
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| We get an update... | |
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| <itunes:subtitle>We've heard of family drama before, but our Intern Scott's family drama takes it to a WHOLE new level. We're talking the kind of drama that could get you arrested, especially when you break a glass on someone's chest! | |
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| We get an update... | |
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| </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We've heard of family drama before, but our Intern Scott's family drama takes it to a WHOLE new level. We're talking the kind of drama that could get you arrested, especially when you break a glass on someone's chest! | |
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| We get an update... | |
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| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;ve heard of family drama before, but our Intern Scott&#39;s family drama takes it to a WHOLE new level. We&#39;re talking the kind of drama that could get you arrested, especially when you break a glass on someone&#39;s chest!</p> | |
| <p>We get an update...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 14:42:05 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Update: Her Family Is So Bad, She Might Elope…Even Though The Wedding Is TOMORROW!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Their getting married (yay!), but their families have been in town the entire week and they're at each other's throats ALL WEEK. She doesn't think they can even be in the same room together for the wedding without ruining the day and fighting...but she's already paid for everything and people have flown in. | |
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| The wedding is tomorrow...should they elope TODAY? | |
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| The weekend has come and gone, so we check back in...did she go through with the wedding, or go through with the elopement?! | |
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| <itunes:subtitle>Their getting married (yay!), but their families have been in town the entire week and they're at each other's throats ALL WEEK. She doesn't think they can even be in the same room together for the wedding without ruining the day and fighting...but she...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Their getting married (yay!), but their families have been in town the entire week and they're at each other's throats ALL WEEK. She doesn't think they can even be in the same room together for the wedding without ruining the day and fighting...but she's already paid for everything and people have flown in. | |
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| The wedding is tomorrow...should they elope TODAY? | |
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| The weekend has come and gone, so we check back in...did she go through with the wedding, or go through with the elopement?! | |
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| <content:encoded><p>Their getting married (yay!), but their families have been in town the entire week and they&#39;re at each other&#39;s throats ALL WEEK. She doesn&#39;t think they can even be in the same room together for the wedding without ruining the day and fighting...but she&#39;s already paid for everything and people have flown in. </p> | |
| <p>The wedding is tomorrow...should they elope TODAY?</p> | |
| <p>The weekend has come and gone, so we check back in...did she go through with the wedding, or go through with the elopement?! </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 14:39:37 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Matt Lauer's Wife Has Fled The Country</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>439</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 13:56:27 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Santa Scared Straight: Santa Made A Kid CRY</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>829</itunes:duration> | |
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| <description>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
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| Just fill out the form below and send the “North Pole” what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave. | |
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| Sign up at thebertshow.com/santascaredstraight</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
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| Just fill out the form below and send the “...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
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| Just fill out the form below and send the “North Pole” what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave. | |
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| Sign up at thebertshow.com/santascaredstraight</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.</p> | |
| <p>Just fill out the form below and send the “North Pole” what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.</p> | |
| <p>Sign up at thebertshow.com/santascaredstraight</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 13:33:15 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Y'all Need To Watch What Your Kids Are Saying To Santa</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>552</itunes:duration> | |
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| <description>It's getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we'd be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED. | |
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| We can't believe they're saying this stuff! | |
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| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It's getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we'd be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED. | |
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| We can't believe they're saying this stuff! | |
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| </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It's getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we'd be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED. | |
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| We can't believe they're saying this stuff! | |
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| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It&#39;s getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we&#39;d be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED.</p> | |
| <p>We can&#39;t believe they&#39;re saying this stuff!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 13:32:52 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>War Of The Roses Update: She Met Up With The Guy She's Seeing Married...WHO IS MARRIED</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>720</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there's your cheating proof. | |
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| We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever. | |
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| But now, we're bringing an updated version of it back by using email. | |
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| Bert Show listener Lena's been talking to a guy online in another town, but EVERY time they're supposed to link up, some "emergency" comes up. She did some digging online, and not much comes up. | |
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| Is he married...or is she being catfished? | |
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| Oh wait, there's a third option...maybe he's having a streak of bad luck and those things are *really* happening? | |
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| Either way, we're about to find out. | |
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| Whelp, we gave him the offer to send some flowers for free to a person of his choosing. And here's what we found out... | |
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| He sent the roses to another woman who WASN'T her, and said: "8 down, many more to go - Happy Anniversary!" | |
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| NO NO NO NO NO NO IS HE MARRIED?! The more she thinks about it, the madder she gets. So, she sets it up so that she meets him in person...and he's got excuses. | |
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| AND SHE'S FALLING FOR HIM, HOOK, LINE AND SINKER.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, y...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there's your cheating proof. | |
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| We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever. | |
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| But now, we're bringing an updated version of it back by using email. | |
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| Bert Show listener Lena's been talking to a guy online in another town, but EVERY time they're supposed to link up, some "emergency" comes up. She did some digging online, and not much comes up. | |
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| Is he married...or is she being catfished? | |
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| Oh wait, there's a third option...maybe he's having a streak of bad luck and those things are *really* happening? | |
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| Either way, we're about to find out. | |
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| Whelp, we gave him the offer to send some flowers for free to a person of his choosing. And here's what we found out... | |
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| He sent the roses to another woman who WASN'T her, and said: "8 down, many more to go - Happy Anniversary!" | |
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| NO NO NO NO NO NO IS HE MARRIED?! The more she thinks about it, the madder she gets. So, she sets it up so that she meets him in person...and he's got excuses. | |
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| AND SHE'S FALLING FOR HIM, HOOK, LINE AND SINKER.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We used to do a bit called &quot;War of the Roses&quot; back in the day where we&#39;d call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there&#39;s your cheating proof.</p> | |
| <p>We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever.</p> | |
| <p>But now, we&#39;re bringing an updated version of it back by using email.</p> | |
| <p>Bert Show listener Lena&#39;s been talking to a guy online in another town, but EVERY time they&#39;re supposed to link up, some &quot;emergency&quot; comes up. She did some digging online, and not much comes up.</p> | |
| <p>Is he married...or is she being catfished?</p> | |
| <p>Oh wait, there&#39;s a third option...maybe he&#39;s having a streak of bad luck and those things are <em>really</em> happening?</p> | |
| <p>Either way, we&#39;re about to find out.</p> | |
| <p>Whelp, we gave him the offer to send some flowers for free to a person of his choosing. And here&#39;s what we found out...</p> | |
| <p>He sent the roses to another woman who WASN&#39;T her, and said: &quot;8 down, many more to go - Happy Anniversary!&quot;</p> | |
| <p>NO NO NO NO NO NO IS HE MARRIED?! The more she thinks about it, the madder she gets. So, she sets it up so that she meets him in person...and he&#39;s got excuses. </p> | |
| <p>AND SHE&#39;S FALLING FOR HIM, HOOK, LINE AND SINKER.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 13:32:38 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Pink Has Decided To Raise Her Kids Gender Neutral</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>343</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 12:44:29 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Cassie Is Over Women Getting Called This</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>490</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We throw around this term ALL the time, but never really think about it. It's kind of disparaging and dismissive, and it paints women in a bad light just because they've got strong opinions. | |
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| Are women who are getting married *really* BRIDEZILLAS...or are they just boss women who are dropping a lot of dough and want what they paid for?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We throw around this term ALL the time, but never really think about it. It's kind of disparaging and dismissive, and it paints women in a bad light just because they've got strong opinions. | |
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| Are women who are getting married *really* BRIDEZILLAS...o...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We throw around this term ALL the time, but never really think about it. It's kind of disparaging and dismissive, and it paints women in a bad light just because they've got strong opinions. | |
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| Are women who are getting married *really* BRIDEZILLAS...or are they just boss women who are dropping a lot of dough and want what they paid for?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We throw around this term ALL the time, but never really think about it. It&#39;s kind of disparaging and dismissive, and it paints women in a bad light just because they&#39;ve got strong opinions.</p> | |
| <p>Are women who are getting married <em>really</em> BRIDEZILLAS...or are they just boss women who are dropping a lot of dough and want what they paid for?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 12:34:57 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Movie Bucket of Destiny Update: Two Heavy Weights Are Battling It Out!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31078044.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>428</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
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| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person's movie? | |
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| This round: "American Sniper" vs. "Fried Green Tomatoes"</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
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| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
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| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person's movie? | |
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| This round: "American Sniper" vs. "Fried Green Tomatoes"</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you&#39;re competitive in your relationship?</p> | |
| <p>Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person&#39;s movie?</p> | |
| <p>This round: &quot;American Sniper&quot; vs. &quot;Fried Green Tomatoes&quot;</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 12:34:44 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Plead The Fifth: Brian's In The Hot Seat!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31077775.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>419</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” | |
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| Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer. | |
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| This week, Brian's in the hot seat...and Tommy has him thinking about his coworkers in ways NO ONE ever wants to think of their coworkers.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fift...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” | |
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| Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer. | |
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| This week, Brian's in the hot seat...and Tommy has him thinking about his coworkers in ways NO ONE ever wants to think of their coworkers.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;re taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.”</p> | |
| <p>Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer.</p> | |
| <p>This week, Brian&#39;s in the hot seat...and Tommy has him thinking about his coworkers in ways NO ONE ever wants to think of their coworkers.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 12:34:23 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-04:/posts/6533622</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Chris Pratt Is On A Mission To Punch Someone In The Face</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>338</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 12:34:10 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>We've Got Tension In Studio Between Two People...So We're Bringing It Out On Air</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>423</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We've got some tension in studio between two people...so we're gonna resolve it like we always do...by bringing it on the air. | |
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| Obviously.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We've got some tension in studio between two people...so we're gonna resolve it like we always do...by bringing it on the air. | |
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| Obviously.</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We've got some tension in studio between two people...so we're gonna resolve it like we always do...by bringing it on the air. | |
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| Obviously.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;ve got some tension in studio between two people...so we&#39;re gonna resolve it like we always do...by bringing it on the air. </p> | |
| <p>Obviously.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 12:33:57 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Friday, December 1, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6573</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 15:09:23 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Bert's Nose Job Playlist</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31059654.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>705</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We asked you if Bert should get a nose job, and as with our 15 minute polls, whatever you vote on, is what he'll (probably but maybe not) do. | |
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| You guys voted NOPE...(but we'll leave the poll open for giggles), and to make Bert feel better about his face...the rest of The Bert Show made him a super special nose playlist. | |
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| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We asked you if Bert should get a nose job, and as with our 15 minute polls, whatever you vote on, is what he'll (probably but maybe not) do. | |
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| You guys voted NOPE...(but we'll leave the poll open for giggles), and to make Bert feel better about his ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We asked you if Bert should get a nose job, and as with our 15 minute polls, whatever you vote on, is what he'll (probably but maybe not) do. | |
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| You guys voted NOPE...(but we'll leave the poll open for giggles), and to make Bert feel better about his face...the rest of The Bert Show made him a super special nose playlist. | |
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| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We asked you if Bert should get a nose job, and as with our 15 minute polls, whatever you vote on, is what he&#39;ll (probably but maybe not) do. </p> | |
| <p>You guys voted NOPE...(but we&#39;ll leave the poll open for giggles), and to make Bert feel better about his face...the rest of The Bert Show made him a super special nose playlist.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 15:09:00 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-01:/posts/6530256</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: An Ed Sheeran And Beyoncé Collaboration?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>437</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 15:08:29 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: An Ed Sheeran And Beyoncé Collaboration?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>436</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 14:51:14 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Is Brian Being Too Easy Breezy In His Relationship?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31059461.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>513</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Brian's been thinking a lot about what's been happening in the news, and in all our discussions on the mental load, and now he's worried... | |
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| Is he being too easy breezy in his relationship?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian's been thinking a lot about what's been happening in the news, and in all our discussions on the mental load, and now he's worried... | |
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| Is he being too easy breezy in his relationship?</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian's been thinking a lot about what's been happening in the news, and in all our discussions on the mental load, and now he's worried... | |
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| Is he being too easy breezy in his relationship?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian&#39;s been thinking a lot about what&#39;s been happening in the news, and in all our discussions on the mental load, and now he&#39;s worried...</p> | |
| <p>Is he being too easy breezy in his relationship?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 14:22:46 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-01:/posts/6530113</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Her Family Is So Bad, She Might Elope...Even Though The Wedding Is TOMORROW!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31059250.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>519</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Their getting married (yay!), but their families have been in town the entire week and they're at each other's throats ALL WEEK. She doesn't think they can even be in the same room together for the wedding without ruining the day and fighting...but she's already paid for everything and people have flown in. | |
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| The wedding is tomorrow...should they elope TODAY? | |
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| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Their getting married (yay!), but their families have been in town the entire week and they're at each other's throats ALL WEEK. She doesn't think they can even be in the same room together for the wedding without ruining the day and fighting...but she...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Their getting married (yay!), but their families have been in town the entire week and they're at each other's throats ALL WEEK. She doesn't think they can even be in the same room together for the wedding without ruining the day and fighting...but she's already paid for everything and people have flown in. | |
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| The wedding is tomorrow...should they elope TODAY? | |
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| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Their getting married (yay!), but their families have been in town the entire week and they&#39;re at each other&#39;s throats ALL WEEK. She doesn&#39;t think they can even be in the same room together for the wedding without ruining the day and fighting...but she&#39;s already paid for everything and people have flown in. </p> | |
| <p>The wedding is tomorrow...should they elope TODAY?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 14:19:05 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-01:/posts/6530092</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Jay-Z Comes Clean About The Pain His Infidelity Caused</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>422</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 13:48:41 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Retail Vent Line: These Might Be The Best Calls Yet</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31058975.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>415</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>It’s the holidays. We know, we know, they’re delightful, snowy, laden with love, laughter, and colorful lights. What we forget every year is how it masks stress, crazy family members and the stress of holiday shopping. | |
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| Don't take it out on your friends and family, take it out on us - call the vent line! 1-844-TBS-VENT.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It’s the holidays. We know, we know, they’re delightful, snowy, laden with love, laughter, and colorful lights. What we forget every year is how it masks stress, crazy family members and the stress of holiday shopping. | |
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| Don't take it out on your frie...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It’s the holidays. We know, we know, they’re delightful, snowy, laden with love, laughter, and colorful lights. What we forget every year is how it masks stress, crazy family members and the stress of holiday shopping. | |
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| Don't take it out on your friends and family, take it out on us - call the vent line! 1-844-TBS-VENT.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It’s the holidays. We know, we know, they’re delightful, snowy, laden with love, laughter, and colorful lights. What we forget every year is how it masks stress, crazy family members and the stress of holiday shopping.</p> | |
| <p>Don&#39;t take it out on your friends and family, take it out on us - call the vent line! 1-844-TBS-VENT.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 13:27:09 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-12-01:/posts/6529960</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Brian's Boxing Update!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Brian's doing a fight for charity - the Buckhead Brawl For A Cause - but the last people we knew to do that (our friends Scotty K & Bret Mega)...well, let's just say one of them didn't even make it through TRAINING without getting a broken nose. | |
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| Brian's fighting on behalf of Bert's Big Adventure - and he's raising money for it! Will you donate? https://givebutter.com/brawlforacause/1016vo</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian's doing a fight for charity - the Buckhead Brawl For A Cause - but the last people we knew to do that (our friends Scotty K & Bret Mega)...well, let's just say one of them didn't even make it through TRAINING without getting a broken nose. | |
| | |
| Bri...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian's doing a fight for charity - the Buckhead Brawl For A Cause - but the last people we knew to do that (our friends Scotty K & Bret Mega)...well, let's just say one of them didn't even make it through TRAINING without getting a broken nose. | |
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| Brian's fighting on behalf of Bert's Big Adventure - and he's raising money for it! Will you donate? https://givebutter.com/brawlforacause/1016vo</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian&#39;s doing a fight for charity - the Buckhead Brawl For A Cause - but the last people we knew to do that (our friends Scotty K &amp; Bret Mega)...well, let&#39;s just say one of them didn&#39;t even make it through TRAINING without getting a broken nose.</p> | |
| <p>Brian&#39;s fighting on behalf of Bert&#39;s Big Adventure - and he&#39;s raising money for it! Will you donate? https://givebutter.com/brawlforacause/1016vo</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 13:23:19 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Who Worked Together After Infidelity?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>448</itunes:duration> | |
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| <description>We can't even imagine how awful it'd be to have your spouse cheat on you...but what if you had to go into work with them the VERY NEXT DAY a la Jay-Z and Beyoncé? | |
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| One woman had to go back to the work...and they worked WITH the OTHER woman! In fact, she HIRED her.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We can't even imagine how awful it'd be to have your spouse cheat on you...but what if you had to go into work with them the VERY NEXT DAY a la Jay-Z and Beyoncé? | |
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| One woman had to go back to the work...and they worked WITH the OTHER woman! In fact, ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We can't even imagine how awful it'd be to have your spouse cheat on you...but what if you had to go into work with them the VERY NEXT DAY a la Jay-Z and Beyoncé? | |
| | |
| One woman had to go back to the work...and they worked WITH the OTHER woman! In fact, she HIRED her.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We can&#39;t even imagine how awful it&#39;d be to have your spouse cheat on you...but what if you had to go into work with them the VERY NEXT DAY a la Jay-Z and Beyoncé?</p> | |
| <p>One woman had to go back to the work...and they worked WITH the OTHER woman! In fact, she HIRED her.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 13:07:23 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>War Of The Roses Update: Is The Guy She's Seeing Married...Or Catfishing Her?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>515</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there's your cheating proof. | |
| We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever. | |
| But now, we're bringing an updated version of it back by using email. | |
| Bert Show listener Lena's been talking to a guy online in another town, but EVERY time they're supposed to link up, some "emergency" comes up. She did some digging online, and not much comes up. | |
| Is he married...or is she being catfished? | |
| Oh wait, there's a third option...maybe he's having a streak of bad luck and those things are *really* happening? | |
| Either way, we're about to find out. | |
| Whelp, we gave him the offer to send some flowers for free to a person of his choosing. And here's what we found out... | |
| He sent the roses to another woman who WASN'T her, and said: "8 down, many more to go - Happy Anniversary!" | |
| NO NO NO NO NO NO IS HE MARRIED?! | |
| The more she thinks about it, the madder she gets:</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, y...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there's your cheating proof. | |
| We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever. | |
| But now, we're bringing an updated version of it back by using email. | |
| Bert Show listener Lena's been talking to a guy online in another town, but EVERY time they're supposed to link up, some "emergency" comes up. She did some digging online, and not much comes up. | |
| Is he married...or is she being catfished? | |
| Oh wait, there's a third option...maybe he's having a streak of bad luck and those things are *really* happening? | |
| Either way, we're about to find out. | |
| Whelp, we gave him the offer to send some flowers for free to a person of his choosing. And here's what we found out... | |
| He sent the roses to another woman who WASN'T her, and said: "8 down, many more to go - Happy Anniversary!" | |
| NO NO NO NO NO NO IS HE MARRIED?! | |
| The more she thinks about it, the madder she gets:</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We used to do a bit called &quot;War of the Roses&quot; back in the day where we&#39;d call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there&#39;s your cheating proof.</p> | |
| <p>We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever.</p> | |
| <p>But now, we&#39;re bringing an updated version of it back by using email.</p> | |
| <p>Bert Show listener Lena&#39;s been talking to a guy online in another town, but EVERY time they&#39;re supposed to link up, some &quot;emergency&quot; comes up. She did some digging online, and not much comes up. </p> | |
| <p>Is he married...or is she being catfished? </p> | |
| <p>Oh wait, there&#39;s a third option...maybe he&#39;s having a streak of bad luck and those things are <em>really</em> happening?</p> | |
| <p>Either way, we&#39;re about to find out.</p> | |
| <p>Whelp, we gave him the offer to send some flowers for free to a person of his choosing. And here&#39;s what we found out...</p> | |
| <p>He sent the roses to another woman who WASN&#39;T her, and said: &quot;8 down, many more to go - Happy Anniversary!&quot; </p> | |
| <p>NO NO NO NO NO NO IS HE MARRIED?! </p> | |
| <p>The more she thinks about it, the madder she gets:</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 13:07:04 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Matt Later Finally Apologizes…And Asks For $30 Million</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>300</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 12:35:19 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>Mean Tweets: Y'all Sounded OFF On Cassie For Her Thoughts On Savannah Guthrie's Matt Lauer Announcement</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>NBC fired Matt Lauer yesterday after a female colleague accused him of inappropriate sexual conduct during the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. She said his behavior continued in the workplace after the games. | |
| | |
| With or without Matt Lauer, the "Today" show had to go on, so Hoda Kotb stepped in to co-host with Savannah Guthrie. | |
| | |
| Savannah said they'd just heard about Matt's firing "moments ago," and added, "All we can say is that we are heartbroken. I'm heartbroken for Matt...he is my dear, dear friend and my partner. | |
| | |
| "And he is beloved by many, many people here. And I'm heartbroken for the brave colleague who came forward to tell her story, and any other women who have their own stories to tell." | |
| | |
| Hoda added, "This is a very tough morning for both of us. I've known Matt for 15 years, and I've loved him as a friend and as a colleague, and again just like you were saying Savannah, it's hard to reconcile what we are hearing with the man who we know." | |
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| Well, Cassie took issue with some specific word choice by Savannah Guthrie, specifically that she was "heartbroken for Matt" and "beloved." She totally gets that she's heartbroken, but the other part of the statement came off as softening the blow and defending someone who was an alleged aggressor. | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>NBC fired Matt Lauer yesterday after a female colleague accused him of inappropriate sexual conduct during the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. She said his behavior continued in the workplace after the games. | |
| | |
| With or without Matt Lauer, the "...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>NBC fired Matt Lauer yesterday after a female colleague accused him of inappropriate sexual conduct during the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. She said his behavior continued in the workplace after the games. | |
| | |
| With or without Matt Lauer, the "Today" show had to go on, so Hoda Kotb stepped in to co-host with Savannah Guthrie. | |
| | |
| Savannah said they'd just heard about Matt's firing "moments ago," and added, "All we can say is that we are heartbroken. I'm heartbroken for Matt...he is my dear, dear friend and my partner. | |
| | |
| "And he is beloved by many, many people here. And I'm heartbroken for the brave colleague who came forward to tell her story, and any other women who have their own stories to tell." | |
| | |
| Hoda added, "This is a very tough morning for both of us. I've known Matt for 15 years, and I've loved him as a friend and as a colleague, and again just like you were saying Savannah, it's hard to reconcile what we are hearing with the man who we know." | |
| | |
| | |
| Well, Cassie took issue with some specific word choice by Savannah Guthrie, specifically that she was "heartbroken for Matt" and "beloved." She totally gets that she's heartbroken, but the other part of the statement came off as softening the blow and defending someone who was an alleged aggressor. | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>NBC fired Matt Lauer yesterday after a female colleague accused him of inappropriate sexual conduct during the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. She said his behavior continued in the workplace after the games.</p> | |
| <p>With or without Matt Lauer, the &quot;Today&quot; show had to go on, so Hoda Kotb stepped in to co-host with Savannah Guthrie.</p> | |
| <p>Savannah said they&#39;d just heard about Matt&#39;s firing &quot;moments ago,&quot; and added, &quot;All we can say is that we are heartbroken. I&#39;m heartbroken for Matt...he is my dear, dear friend and my partner.</p> | |
| <p>&quot;And he is beloved by many, many people here. And I&#39;m heartbroken for the brave colleague who came forward to tell her story, and any other women who have their own stories to tell.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>Hoda added, &quot;This is a very tough morning for both of us. I&#39;ve known Matt for 15 years, and I&#39;ve loved him as a friend and as a colleague, and again just like you were saying Savannah, it&#39;s hard to reconcile what we are hearing with the man who we know.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>Well, Cassie took issue with some specific word choice by Savannah Guthrie, specifically that she was &quot;heartbroken for Matt&quot; and &quot;beloved.&quot; She totally gets that she&#39;s heartbroken, but the other part of the statement came off as softening the blow and defending someone who was an alleged aggressor.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 12:19:49 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Everything You Missed On The Show This Week...Rap Style</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31058339.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>314</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Every week, our 43-year-old Producer Tommy spins a rhyme that recaps what happened on The Bert Show that week – it’s the weekly wrap rap! | |
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| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Every week, our 43-year-old Producer Tommy spins a rhyme that recaps what happened on The Bert Show that week – it’s the weekly wrap rap! | |
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| </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Every week, our 43-year-old Producer Tommy spins a rhyme that recaps what happened on The Bert Show that week – it’s the weekly wrap rap! | |
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| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Every week, our 43-year-old Producer Tommy spins a rhyme that recaps what happened on The Bert Show that week – it’s the weekly wrap rap! </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 12:19:36 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>You'll Have To Run 2 Marathons To Work This Off</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31058327.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>389</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Most of us use pretty much every holiday as an excuse to stuff ourselves...but few Holidays live up to the gluttonous standards of Thanksgiving and Christmas. | |
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| We just want you to know, to burn off everything you eat on Christmas...it's gonna take you TWO MARATHONS to burn it all off.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Most of us use pretty much every holiday as an excuse to stuff ourselves...but few Holidays live up to the gluttonous standards of Thanksgiving and Christmas. | |
| | |
| We just want you to know, to burn off everything you eat on Christmas...it's gonna take yo...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Most of us use pretty much every holiday as an excuse to stuff ourselves...but few Holidays live up to the gluttonous standards of Thanksgiving and Christmas. | |
| | |
| We just want you to know, to burn off everything you eat on Christmas...it's gonna take you TWO MARATHONS to burn it all off.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Most of us use pretty much every holiday as an excuse to stuff ourselves...but few Holidays live up to the gluttonous standards of Thanksgiving and Christmas.</p> | |
| <p>We just want you to know, to burn off everything you eat on Christmas...it&#39;s gonna take you TWO MARATHONS to burn it all off.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 11:54:48 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Selena Gomez On Why She Let Justin Bieber Back Into Her Life</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>304</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 11:40:35 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Profile Pic Drama: Is Bert Being Petty...Or Is He Right?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31058232.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>401</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Bert's girlfriend changed her profile picture...and used a picture they took together...but here's the thing: she cropped Bert OUT of it, and he's feeling some kind of way. | |
| | |
| Is he being petty...or totally rational?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert's girlfriend changed her profile picture...and used a picture they took together...but here's the thing: she cropped Bert OUT of it, and he's feeling some kind of way. | |
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| Is he being petty...or totally rational?</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert's girlfriend changed her profile picture...and used a picture they took together...but here's the thing: she cropped Bert OUT of it, and he's feeling some kind of way. | |
| | |
| Is he being petty...or totally rational?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert&#39;s girlfriend changed her profile picture...and used a picture they took together...but here&#39;s the thing: she cropped Bert OUT of it, and he&#39;s feeling some kind of way.</p> | |
| <p>Is he being petty...or totally rational?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 11:21:53 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>The Full Children's Healthcare Radiothon</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>9588</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2017 15:20:06 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Children's Healthcare Radiothon: Call Us "The Sydney Show"</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>1290</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
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| <pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2017 15:19:34 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Children's Healthcare Radiothon: Austin Does Wheelchair 5Ks To In Support Of Cancer Awareness</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>694</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
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| <pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2017 14:48:52 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Children's Healthcare Radiothon: Every Mother's Fear</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>527</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2017 14:47:20 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Children's Healthcare Radiothon: Only 300 People In The World Have Maddie's Condition</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <title>Children's Healthcare Radiothon: When You Think It's A UTI...But It's A Tumor</title> | |
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| <title>Children's Healthcare Radiothon: We Just Raised $25,000 In 6 Minutes!</title> | |
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| <title>Children's Healthcare Radiothon: From Healthy To Heart Failure - Taylor's Story</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2017 13:14:20 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>Children's Healthcare Radiothon: When You Play Lacrosse...And Then Your Legs Fail You</title> | |
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| <title>Children's Healthcare Radiothon: From Healthy To Heart Failure - Taylor's Story</title> | |
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| <title>Children's Healthcare Radiothon: From Cough To Coma - Chris's Story</title> | |
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| <title>Children's Healthcare Radiothon: They Thought It Was A Virus, But It Was Cardiac Arrest</title> | |
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| <title>The Poll Results: Should Bert Get A Nose Job?</title> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Wednesday, November 29, 2017</title> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Should Bert Get A Nose Job?</title> | |
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| <title>One Mom's Opinion: Moms Doing Damage To Their Kids By Going Back To Work?</title> | |
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| <title>Is This Happening To Your iPhone? Do You Believe In This Conspiracy Theory?</title> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Who Did The Grammys Snub?</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2017 13:49:53 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>What's The Weirdest Mix Of Dogs You've Seen?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Best Group Eats In ATL</title> | |
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| <title>War Of The Roses Update: Is The Guy She's Seeing Married...Or Catfishing Her?</title> | |
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| <description>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there's your cheating proof. | |
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| We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever. | |
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| But now, we're bringing an updated version of it back by using email, and we're calling it LOVE or LIES. | |
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| Bert Show listener Lena's been talking to a guy online in another town, but EVERY time they're supposed to link up, some "emergency" comes up. She did some digging online, and not much comes up. | |
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| Is he married...or is she being catfished? | |
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| Oh wait, there's a third option...maybe he's having a streak of bad luck and those things are *really* happening? | |
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| Either way, we're about to find out. | |
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| Whelp, we gave him the offer to send some flowers for free to a person of his choosing. And here's what we found out... | |
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| NO NO NO NO NO NO. </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, y...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there's your cheating proof. | |
| | |
| We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever. | |
| | |
| But now, we're bringing an updated version of it back by using email, and we're calling it LOVE or LIES. | |
| | |
| Bert Show listener Lena's been talking to a guy online in another town, but EVERY time they're supposed to link up, some "emergency" comes up. She did some digging online, and not much comes up. | |
| | |
| Is he married...or is she being catfished? | |
| | |
| Oh wait, there's a third option...maybe he's having a streak of bad luck and those things are *really* happening? | |
| | |
| Either way, we're about to find out. | |
| | |
| Whelp, we gave him the offer to send some flowers for free to a person of his choosing. And here's what we found out... | |
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| NO NO NO NO NO NO. </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We used to do a bit called &quot;War of the Roses&quot; back in the day where we&#39;d call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there&#39;s your cheating proof.</p> | |
| <p>We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever.</p> | |
| <p>But now, we&#39;re bringing an updated version of it back by using email, and we&#39;re calling it LOVE or LIES.</p> | |
| <p>Bert Show listener Lena&#39;s been talking to a guy online in another town, but EVERY time they&#39;re supposed to link up, some &quot;emergency&quot; comes up. She did some digging online, and not much comes up. </p> | |
| <p>Is he married...or is she being catfished? </p> | |
| <p>Oh wait, there&#39;s a third option...maybe he&#39;s having a streak of bad luck and those things are <em>really</em> happening?</p> | |
| <p>Either way, we&#39;re about to find out.</p> | |
| <p>Whelp, we gave him the offer to send some flowers for free to a person of his choosing. And here&#39;s what we found out...</p> | |
| <p>NO NO NO NO NO NO. </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2017 13:03:07 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: One Of Us Has A Response To Savannah Guthrie Announcing Matt Lauer's Firing Based On Sexual Harassment Allegations</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <title>Got A Kid Who’s Acting Up? We Can Get Santa To Scare ‘Em Straight!</title> | |
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| <description>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
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| Just fill out the form below and send the "North Pole" what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave. | |
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| Does your kid need a convo with Santa? Set 'em straight by filling out the form at thebertshow.com/santascaredstraight</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
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| Just fill out the form below and send the "...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. | |
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| Just fill out the form below and send the "North Pole" what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave. | |
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| Does your kid need a convo with Santa? Set 'em straight by filling out the form at thebertshow.com/santascaredstraight</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.</p> | |
| <p>Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.</p> | |
| <p>Does your kid need a convo with Santa? Set &#39;em straight by filling out the form at thebertshow.com/santascaredstraight</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2017 12:43:59 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Apparently We Need To Tell Some Guys How To Deal With Women</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2017 12:43:21 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>Brian's Brother Got Engaged...Can He Have A Say In Where The Wedding Is?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>How much say do you have in the location of...your FAMILY member's wedding? Brian's brother just got engaged (yay!), but he and his fiancé live in New York, and his fiancé's family lives close by in Pittsburgh...but Brian's ENTIRE family is on the West Coast, in Seattle. | |
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| It's REALLY expensive to fly coast-to-coast...can Brian advocate for having the wedding on the West Coast?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>How much say do you have in the location of...your FAMILY member's wedding? Brian's brother just got engaged (yay!), but he and his fiancé live in New York, and his fiancé's family lives close by in Pittsburgh...but Brian's ENTIRE family is on the West...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>How much say do you have in the location of...your FAMILY member's wedding? Brian's brother just got engaged (yay!), but he and his fiancé live in New York, and his fiancé's family lives close by in Pittsburgh...but Brian's ENTIRE family is on the West Coast, in Seattle. | |
| | |
| It's REALLY expensive to fly coast-to-coast...can Brian advocate for having the wedding on the West Coast?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>How much say do you have in the location of...your FAMILY member&#39;s wedding? Brian&#39;s brother just got engaged (yay!), but he and his fiancé live in New York, and his fiancé&#39;s family lives close by in Pittsburgh...but Brian&#39;s ENTIRE family is on the West Coast, in Seattle.</p> | |
| <p>It&#39;s REALLY expensive to fly coast-to-coast...can Brian advocate for having the wedding on the West Coast?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2017 12:34:34 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: The Weekend Took His Break-Up With Selena Gomez To The Next Level</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2017 12:34:22 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>Should Davi Take This Text As Passive Aggressive...Or Totally Innocent?</title> | |
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| <description>Davi had a bunch of family over to her house for Thanksgiving, and after everything was done, she got a text from someone - who WASN'T invited - saying they were sorry they missed it...and then liked the group pic on Instagram. | |
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| Totally passive aggressive, or completely innocent? | |
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| Whatever, we're firing back with something passive aggressive but GENIUS. | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Davi had a bunch of family over to her house for Thanksgiving, and after everything was done, she got a text from someone - who WASN'T invited - saying they were sorry they missed it...and then liked the group pic on Instagram. | |
| | |
| Totally passive aggre...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Davi had a bunch of family over to her house for Thanksgiving, and after everything was done, she got a text from someone - who WASN'T invited - saying they were sorry they missed it...and then liked the group pic on Instagram. | |
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| Totally passive aggressive, or completely innocent? | |
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| Whatever, we're firing back with something passive aggressive but GENIUS. | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Davi had a bunch of family over to her house for Thanksgiving, and after everything was done, she got a text from someone - who WASN&#39;T invited - saying they were sorry they missed it...and then liked the group pic on Instagram.</p> | |
| <p>Totally passive aggressive, or completely innocent? </p> | |
| <p>Whatever, we&#39;re firing back with something passive aggressive but GENIUS. </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2017 12:24:30 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Tuesday, November 28, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6617</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 15:12:37 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Prince Harry is Engaged to American Actress Meghan Markle + Why People Are So Obsessed</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>The next addition to the British royal family will be an American. | |
| | |
| The family announced yesterday that Prince Harry is engaged to actress Meghan Markle. She's on the show "Suits," but she recently announced she was leaving, which led to speculation that a royal wedding was in the works. | |
| | |
| The royals issued a statement saying, "The wedding will take place in spring 2018. Further details about the wedding day will be announced in due course... | |
| | |
| "Prince Harry has informed Her Majesty The Queen and other close members of his family. Prince Harry has also sought and received the blessing of Ms. Markle's parents." | |
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| Harry and Meghan met in July of 2016, and went public with their relationship earlier this year. He designed her ring himself, and it includes two diamonds that belonged to Princess Diana. | |
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| After the big announcement, they stepped outside for a photo op. | |
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| In an interview later with the BBC, Meghan said she interrupted Harry's proposal because she was so eager to say yes. | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>The next addition to the British royal family will be an American. | |
| | |
| The family announced yesterday that Prince Harry is engaged to actress Meghan Markle. She's on the show "Suits," but she recently announced she was leaving, which led to speculation ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>The next addition to the British royal family will be an American. | |
| | |
| The family announced yesterday that Prince Harry is engaged to actress Meghan Markle. She's on the show "Suits," but she recently announced she was leaving, which led to speculation that a royal wedding was in the works. | |
| | |
| The royals issued a statement saying, "The wedding will take place in spring 2018. Further details about the wedding day will be announced in due course... | |
| | |
| "Prince Harry has informed Her Majesty The Queen and other close members of his family. Prince Harry has also sought and received the blessing of Ms. Markle's parents." | |
| | |
| Harry and Meghan met in July of 2016, and went public with their relationship earlier this year. He designed her ring himself, and it includes two diamonds that belonged to Princess Diana. | |
| | |
| After the big announcement, they stepped outside for a photo op. | |
| | |
| In an interview later with the BBC, Meghan said she interrupted Harry's proposal because she was so eager to say yes. | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>The next addition to the British royal family will be an American.</p> | |
| <p>The family announced yesterday that Prince Harry is engaged to actress Meghan Markle. She&#39;s on the show &quot;Suits,&quot; but she recently announced she was leaving, which led to speculation that a royal wedding was in the works.</p> | |
| <p>The royals issued a statement saying, &quot;The wedding will take place in spring 2018. Further details about the wedding day will be announced in due course...</p> | |
| <p>&quot;Prince Harry has informed Her Majesty The Queen and other close members of his family. Prince Harry has also sought and received the blessing of Ms. Markle&#39;s parents.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>Harry and Meghan met in July of 2016, and went public with their relationship earlier this year. He designed her ring himself, and it includes two diamonds that belonged to Princess Diana.</p> | |
| <p>After the big announcement, they stepped outside for a photo op.</p> | |
| <p>In an interview later with the BBC, Meghan said she interrupted Harry&#39;s proposal because she was so eager to say yes.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 15:08:37 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Celebrity Baby Draft: Two Picks AGAIN</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>309</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 14:33:53 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Update: This Family Drama Is Out Of Control</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>807</itunes:duration> | |
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| <description>We've heard of family drama before, but our Intern Scott's family drama takes it to a WHOLE new level. We're talking the kind of drama that could get you arrested, especially when you break a glass on someone's chest! | |
| | |
| We get an update...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We've heard of family drama before, but our Intern Scott's family drama takes it to a WHOLE new level. We're talking the kind of drama that could get you arrested, especially when you break a glass on someone's chest! | |
| | |
| We get an update...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We've heard of family drama before, but our Intern Scott's family drama takes it to a WHOLE new level. We're talking the kind of drama that could get you arrested, especially when you break a glass on someone's chest! | |
| | |
| We get an update...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;ve heard of family drama before, but our Intern Scott&#39;s family drama takes it to a WHOLE new level. We&#39;re talking the kind of drama that could get you arrested, especially when you break a glass on someone&#39;s chest!</p> | |
| <p>We get an update...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 14:29:51 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Who Had The WORST First Impression With Their Significant Other's Family?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>594</itunes:duration> | |
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| <description>Meeting the family is a BIG deal, and even though no one wants to admit it, first impressions are EVERYTHING. It sets the stage for the entire relationship you have with your significant other's family, and if you get off on the wrong foot, it's gonna be hard to correct course. | |
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| So if your first meeting was a FAILURE...we want to revel in it. Who had the WORST first family impression? | |
| | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Meeting the family is a BIG deal, and even though no one wants to admit it, first impressions are EVERYTHING. It sets the stage for the entire relationship you have with your significant other's family, and if you get off on the wrong foot, it's gonna ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Meeting the family is a BIG deal, and even though no one wants to admit it, first impressions are EVERYTHING. It sets the stage for the entire relationship you have with your significant other's family, and if you get off on the wrong foot, it's gonna be hard to correct course. | |
| | |
| So if your first meeting was a FAILURE...we want to revel in it. Who had the WORST first family impression? | |
| | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Meeting the family is a BIG deal, and even though no one wants to admit it, first impressions are EVERYTHING. It sets the stage for the entire relationship you have with your significant other&#39;s family, and if you get off on the wrong foot, it&#39;s gonna be hard to correct course.</p> | |
| <p>So if your first meeting was a FAILURE...we want to revel in it. Who had the WORST first family impression?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 14:21:31 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: A Teenager Was Found Guilty For Planning A Terror Attack At A Justin Bieber Concert</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>312</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 13:32:54 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>More Big Thank You Responses Are Coming In!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>460</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 13:20:30 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Kids Boost Update: Bert's Son Needs Your Help With His Project That Helps Kids With Cancer!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>555</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 13:17:41 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>It's Giving Tuesday! Here's What That Means For You</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>It's Giving Tuesday! Every year, we have Black Friday, Small Business Saturday and CyberMonday for shopping but the next Tuesday is a day for giving back! Everyone can have an impact - give your time or expertise, or make a donation big or small to a charity...we have one that's close to our hearts we'd like to suggest...Bert's Big Adventure! | |
| Here are some recommended nonprofits to donate to: | |
| From us: | |
| Bert: Bert's Big Adventure | |
| Kristin: Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation | |
| Brian: Frazer Center | |
| Cassie: Environmental Defense Fund | |
| Tommy: Cystic Fibrosis Foundation's Great Strides Walk Atlanta | |
| Davi: Back On My Feet | |
| Our friends at Kids Boost, who we do a lot with! | |
| From our listeners: | |
| Truckload of Warmth - we are trying to fill a 26 foot box truck and we are taking donations today! | |
| Nobis Works- we help people with disabilities get meaningful jobs! | |
| Atlanta Beagle Rescue- we spend $50,000 and only collect $10,000. We rescue Beagles across ATL! | |
| BlazeSports - we provide recreational sports and Paralympic level sports for special needs and injured veterans. | |
| Davis Direction Foundation - helps people in addiction recovery. The recovery center is called THE ZONE. | |
| Paul's Place Support For Families - we provide temporary housing for care givers and adult family members of adult patients receiving medical treatment in Ft. Wayne, Indiana. | |
| St. Paul of The Cross - Teen Ministries in Mableton - they are in need of a van. They do service and charity work and feed the hungry on Saturdays.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It's Giving Tuesday! Every year, we have Black Friday, Small Business Saturday and CyberMonday for shopping but the next Tuesday is a day for giving back! Everyone can have an impact - give your time or expertise, or make a donation big or small to a c...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It's Giving Tuesday! Every year, we have Black Friday, Small Business Saturday and CyberMonday for shopping but the next Tuesday is a day for giving back! Everyone can have an impact - give your time or expertise, or make a donation big or small to a charity...we have one that's close to our hearts we'd like to suggest...Bert's Big Adventure! | |
| Here are some recommended nonprofits to donate to: | |
| From us: | |
| Bert: Bert's Big Adventure | |
| Kristin: Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation | |
| Brian: Frazer Center | |
| Cassie: Environmental Defense Fund | |
| Tommy: Cystic Fibrosis Foundation's Great Strides Walk Atlanta | |
| Davi: Back On My Feet | |
| Our friends at Kids Boost, who we do a lot with! | |
| From our listeners: | |
| Truckload of Warmth - we are trying to fill a 26 foot box truck and we are taking donations today! | |
| Nobis Works- we help people with disabilities get meaningful jobs! | |
| Atlanta Beagle Rescue- we spend $50,000 and only collect $10,000. We rescue Beagles across ATL! | |
| BlazeSports - we provide recreational sports and Paralympic level sports for special needs and injured veterans. | |
| Davis Direction Foundation - helps people in addiction recovery. The recovery center is called THE ZONE. | |
| Paul's Place Support For Families - we provide temporary housing for care givers and adult family members of adult patients receiving medical treatment in Ft. Wayne, Indiana. | |
| St. Paul of The Cross - Teen Ministries in Mableton - they are in need of a van. They do service and charity work and feed the hungry on Saturdays.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It&#39;s Giving Tuesday! Every year, we have Black Friday, Small Business Saturday and CyberMonday for shopping but the next Tuesday is a day for giving back! Everyone can have an impact - give your time or expertise, or make a donation big or small to a charity...we have one that&#39;s close to our hearts we&#39;d like to suggest...Bert&#39;s Big Adventure!</p> | |
| <p>Here are some recommended nonprofits to donate to:</p> | |
| <p>From us:</p> | |
| <p>Bert: Bert&#39;s Big Adventure</p> | |
| <p>Kristin: Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation</p> | |
| <p>Brian: Frazer Center</p> | |
| <p>Cassie: Environmental Defense Fund</p> | |
| <p>Tommy: Cystic Fibrosis Foundation&#39;s Great Strides Walk Atlanta</p> | |
| <p>Davi: Back On My Feet</p> | |
| <p>Our friends at Kids Boost, who we do a lot with!</p> | |
| <p>From our listeners:</p> | |
| <p>Truckload of Warmth - we are trying to fill a 26 foot box truck and we are taking donations today!</p> | |
| <p>Nobis Works- we help people with disabilities get meaningful jobs!</p> | |
| <p>Atlanta Beagle Rescue- we spend $50,000 and only collect $10,000. We rescue Beagles across ATL!</p> | |
| <p>BlazeSports - we provide recreational sports and Paralympic level sports for special needs and injured veterans.</p> | |
| <p>Davis Direction Foundation - helps people in addiction recovery. The recovery center is called THE ZONE. | |
| Paul&#39;s Place Support For Families - we provide temporary housing for care givers and adult family members of adult patients receiving medical treatment in Ft. Wayne, Indiana. | |
| St. Paul of The Cross - Teen Ministries in Mableton - they are in need of a van. They do service and charity work and feed the hungry on Saturdays.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 13:13:40 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Love or Lies: Is The Guy She's Seeing Married...Or Catfishing Her?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31016575.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>573</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there's your cheating proof. | |
| We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever. | |
| But now, we're bringing an updated version of it back by using email, and we're calling it LOVE or LIES. | |
| Bert Show listener Lena's been talking to a guy online in another town, but EVERY time they're supposed to link up, some "emergency" comes up. She did some digging online, and not much comes up. | |
| Is he married...or is she being catfished? | |
| Oh wait, there's a third option...maybe he's having a streak of bad luck and those things are *really* happening? | |
| Either way, we're about to find out.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, y...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there's your cheating proof. | |
| We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever. | |
| But now, we're bringing an updated version of it back by using email, and we're calling it LOVE or LIES. | |
| Bert Show listener Lena's been talking to a guy online in another town, but EVERY time they're supposed to link up, some "emergency" comes up. She did some digging online, and not much comes up. | |
| Is he married...or is she being catfished? | |
| Oh wait, there's a third option...maybe he's having a streak of bad luck and those things are *really* happening? | |
| Either way, we're about to find out.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We used to do a bit called &quot;War of the Roses&quot; back in the day where we&#39;d call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there&#39;s your cheating proof.</p> | |
| <p>We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever.</p> | |
| <p>But now, we&#39;re bringing an updated version of it back by using email, and we&#39;re calling it LOVE or LIES.</p> | |
| <p>Bert Show listener Lena&#39;s been talking to a guy online in another town, but EVERY time they&#39;re supposed to link up, some &quot;emergency&quot; comes up. She did some digging online, and not much comes up. </p> | |
| <p>Is he married...or is she being catfished? </p> | |
| <p>Oh wait, there&#39;s a third option...maybe he&#39;s having a streak of bad luck and those things are <em>really</em> happening?</p> | |
| <p>Either way, we&#39;re about to find out.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 13:10:57 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: How Prince Harry Proposed To Meghan Markle</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>350</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 13:03:00 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Bert Show Book Of Records: Who Got Their Christmas Shopping Done The Earliest?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>250</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>You might not even be THINKING of Christmas shopping yet, because let's be honest, Black Friday is more than a little stressful...and then you get OVERWHELMED with all the choices. What do you get for which person? Is this gift better than that one? But this one's more expensive...but it could be SO worth it...but does that put you too much over budget to buy this gift for that person? | |
| EXHAUSTED. | |
| And then there are those people who KNOW how exhausting it is, so they actually PLAN AHEAD (novel idea). Go ahead, brag on yourself...who's got their Christmas shopping ALREADY done? (Except for that one woman who got her stuff done on December 26 of the previous year. What. How. NO. #Jealous).</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>You might not even be THINKING of Christmas shopping yet, because let's be honest, Black Friday is more than a little stressful...and then you get OVERWHELMED with all the choices. What do you get for which person? Is this gift better than that one? Bu...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>You might not even be THINKING of Christmas shopping yet, because let's be honest, Black Friday is more than a little stressful...and then you get OVERWHELMED with all the choices. What do you get for which person? Is this gift better than that one? But this one's more expensive...but it could be SO worth it...but does that put you too much over budget to buy this gift for that person? | |
| EXHAUSTED. | |
| And then there are those people who KNOW how exhausting it is, so they actually PLAN AHEAD (novel idea). Go ahead, brag on yourself...who's got their Christmas shopping ALREADY done? (Except for that one woman who got her stuff done on December 26 of the previous year. What. How. NO. #Jealous).</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>You might not even be THINKING of Christmas shopping yet, because let&#39;s be honest, Black Friday is more than a little stressful...and then you get OVERWHELMED with all the choices. What do you get for which person? Is this gift better than that one? But this one&#39;s more expensive...but it could be SO worth it...but does that put you too much over budget to buy this gift for that person? </p> | |
| <p>EXHAUSTED.</p> | |
| <p>And then there are those people who KNOW how exhausting it is, so they actually PLAN AHEAD (novel idea). Go ahead, brag on yourself...who&#39;s got their Christmas shopping ALREADY done? (Except for that one woman who got her stuff done on December 26 of the previous year. What. How. NO. #Jealous).</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 12:59:59 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-28:/posts/6520667</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| <itunes:keywords>Jealous</itunes:keywords> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: There's A Secret To Bypassing Automated Messaging Systems</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31017472.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>672</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>SO OVER those automated messaging systems where you can't get through to a real person? Hate waiting and waiting and waiting to have your complex problem fixed because the stupid menu of options they give you doesn't fit your situation? | |
| | |
| There's a secret to bypassing automated messaging systems TOTALLY. | |
| | |
| You guys say there's even more tricks, but we're not so sure...so we test them out.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>SO OVER those automated messaging systems where you can't get through to a real person? Hate waiting and waiting and waiting to have your complex problem fixed because the stupid menu of options they give you doesn't fit your situation? | |
| | |
| There's a se...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>SO OVER those automated messaging systems where you can't get through to a real person? Hate waiting and waiting and waiting to have your complex problem fixed because the stupid menu of options they give you doesn't fit your situation? | |
| | |
| There's a secret to bypassing automated messaging systems TOTALLY. | |
| | |
| You guys say there's even more tricks, but we're not so sure...so we test them out.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>SO OVER those automated messaging systems where you can&#39;t get through to a real person? Hate waiting and waiting and waiting to have your complex problem fixed because the stupid menu of options they give you doesn&#39;t fit your situation?</p> | |
| <p>There&#39;s a secret to bypassing automated messaging systems TOTALLY.</p> | |
| <p>You guys say there&#39;s even more tricks, but we&#39;re not so sure...so we test them out.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 12:57:39 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-28:/posts/6520656</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>She Doesn't Want To, But Kristin's Wondering If She Should Force Herself To Decorate For Christmas</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6520558.mp3?modified=1576239011&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8530580" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31015945.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>529</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>You're normally a Christmas person. You love everything about it, and you deck out your house every single year. But for some reason, this year, you just don't have it in you. Putting up the tree is a hassle. Breaking out the plastic tubs of decor is a chore you're dreading. There's just too much going on...but are you gonna regret not putting up the Christmas cheer in your house? | |
| | |
| Kristin's dealing with a LOT in her personal life right now, and she's just not sure if she can bring herself to do it this year. | |
| | |
| Mistake? Or smart move? | |
| | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>You're normally a Christmas person. You love everything about it, and you deck out your house every single year. But for some reason, this year, you just don't have it in you. Putting up the tree is a hassle. Breaking out the plastic tubs of decor is a...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>You're normally a Christmas person. You love everything about it, and you deck out your house every single year. But for some reason, this year, you just don't have it in you. Putting up the tree is a hassle. Breaking out the plastic tubs of decor is a chore you're dreading. There's just too much going on...but are you gonna regret not putting up the Christmas cheer in your house? | |
| | |
| Kristin's dealing with a LOT in her personal life right now, and she's just not sure if she can bring herself to do it this year. | |
| | |
| Mistake? Or smart move? | |
| | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>You&#39;re normally a Christmas person. You love everything about it, and you deck out your house every single year. But for some reason, this year, you just don&#39;t have it in you. Putting up the tree is a hassle. Breaking out the plastic tubs of decor is a chore you&#39;re dreading. There&#39;s just too much going on...but are you gonna regret not putting up the Christmas cheer in your house?</p> | |
| <p>Kristin&#39;s dealing with a LOT in her personal life right now, and she&#39;s just not sure if she can bring herself to do it this year.</p> | |
| <p>Mistake? Or smart move?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 11:56:50 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-28:/posts/6520558</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Even Like Her Own Music</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6520548.mp3?modified=1576238985&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5091675" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>318</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 11:51:18 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>One Bert Show Member Got Stuck With Seven Dogs...Who Wants One?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31015586.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>411</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>How many dogs is too many? How about seven. For some, seven would be totally fine...if you opted into them. Christian's mother-in-law came to live with them, and brought her four dogs to add to their existing three, and that was totally fine. But sadly, she passed, and Christian and his wife inherited the dogs...and now they have a pack bigger than most packs in the WILD. | |
| | |
| If you want to adopt either of these dogs, please hit up Khristian at [email protected]! | |
| | |
| Penny Lane - 8 year old Pitbull. | |
| | |
| Had 10 puppies with a beagle and could use a breast lift. She is good with kids, dogs, cats, goldfish, chickens...you name it. She is as sweet as they come and just requires many blankets so she can bury herself when she gets chilly. She doesn’t like early mornings, especially if it’s cold. | |
| | |
| Hobo - 6 Years old | |
| | |
| Found under a bridge. He is a poodle-bichon mix. He is good with dogs, cats and children. He still sleeps with a shank so don’t disturb him when he’s snoozing.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>How many dogs is too many? How about seven. For some, seven would be totally fine...if you opted into them. Christian's mother-in-law came to live with them, and brought her four dogs to add to their existing three, and that was totally fine. But sadly...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>How many dogs is too many? How about seven. For some, seven would be totally fine...if you opted into them. Christian's mother-in-law came to live with them, and brought her four dogs to add to their existing three, and that was totally fine. But sadly, she passed, and Christian and his wife inherited the dogs...and now they have a pack bigger than most packs in the WILD. | |
| | |
| If you want to adopt either of these dogs, please hit up Khristian at [email protected]! | |
| | |
| Penny Lane - 8 year old Pitbull. | |
| | |
| Had 10 puppies with a beagle and could use a breast lift. She is good with kids, dogs, cats, goldfish, chickens...you name it. She is as sweet as they come and just requires many blankets so she can bury herself when she gets chilly. She doesn’t like early mornings, especially if it’s cold. | |
| | |
| Hobo - 6 Years old | |
| | |
| Found under a bridge. He is a poodle-bichon mix. He is good with dogs, cats and children. He still sleeps with a shank so don’t disturb him when he’s snoozing.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>How many dogs is too many? How about seven. For some, seven would be totally fine...if you opted into them. Christian&#39;s mother-in-law came to live with them, and brought her four dogs to add to their existing three, and that was totally fine. But sadly, she passed, and Christian and his wife inherited the dogs...and now they have a pack bigger than most packs in the WILD.</p> | |
| <p>If you want to adopt either of these dogs, please hit up Khristian at [email protected]!</p> | |
| <p>Penny Lane - 8 year old Pitbull.</p> | |
| <p>Had 10 puppies with a beagle and could use a breast lift. She is good with kids, dogs, cats, goldfish, chickens...you name it. She is as sweet as they come and just requires many blankets so she can bury herself when she gets chilly. She doesn’t like early mornings, especially if it’s cold.</p> | |
| <p>Hobo - 6 Years old </p> | |
| <p>Found under a bridge. He is a poodle-bichon mix. He is good with dogs, cats and children. He still sleeps with a shank so don’t disturb him when he’s snoozing.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 11:26:06 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-28:/posts/6520527</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>The Retail Vent Line Is Back!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6518171.mp3?modified=1576252345&source=rss&stitched=1" length="4449694" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>277</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 16:41:03 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-27:/posts/6518171</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>This Family Drama Is Out Of Control</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>533</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We've heard of family drama before, but our Intern Scott's family drama takes it to a WHOLE new level. We're talking the kind of drama that could get you arrested, especially when you break a glass on someone's chest!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We've heard of family drama before, but our Intern Scott's family drama takes it to a WHOLE new level. We're talking the kind of drama that could get you arrested, especially when you break a glass on someone's chest!</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We've heard of family drama before, but our Intern Scott's family drama takes it to a WHOLE new level. We're talking the kind of drama that could get you arrested, especially when you break a glass on someone's chest!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;ve heard of family drama before, but our Intern Scott&#39;s family drama takes it to a WHOLE new level. We&#39;re talking the kind of drama that could get you arrested, especially when you break a glass on someone&#39;s chest!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 16:40:50 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-27:/posts/6518169</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Stream The Show: Monday, November 27, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6295</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 15:02:11 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-27:/posts/6517814</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Celebrity Baby Draft: Two Picks...Including TWINS!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6517810.mp3?modified=1576251981&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6419950" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>401</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 15:01:47 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-27:/posts/6517810</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Retail Vent Line Is Back + This Family Drama Is OUT OF CONTROL</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6517809.mp3?modified=1576252005&source=rss&stitched=1" length="12930519" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>808</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 15:01:30 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-27:/posts/6517809</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: She Just Got Engaged, But Her Sister Got Dumped...Should She Hide Her Engagement?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6517802.mp3?modified=1576251990&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8895058" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31003937.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>554</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Bert Show Listener Casey's older sister just went through the WORST breakup after five years (and all she's talked about for the last two years was asking when they were gonna get married...she had even started a Pinterest page with wedding ideas)...but it's OVER. | |
| | |
| Well, Casey just found LOOOOOOOOVE...and got proposed to this past weekend! Her brand new fiancé has never met the family...in fact, they've only been dating a handful of months. | |
| | |
| Should she leave fiancé at home to make big sis feel better, bring fiancé and hide the fact that they're engaged, or bring him home and announce the engagement? | |
| | |
| Well, she brought him home...but the way her family treated her...we'd be PISSED.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert Show Listener Casey's older sister just went through the WORST breakup after five years (and all she's talked about for the last two years was asking when they were gonna get married...she had even started a Pinterest page with wedding ideas)...bu...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert Show Listener Casey's older sister just went through the WORST breakup after five years (and all she's talked about for the last two years was asking when they were gonna get married...she had even started a Pinterest page with wedding ideas)...but it's OVER. | |
| | |
| Well, Casey just found LOOOOOOOOVE...and got proposed to this past weekend! Her brand new fiancé has never met the family...in fact, they've only been dating a handful of months. | |
| | |
| Should she leave fiancé at home to make big sis feel better, bring fiancé and hide the fact that they're engaged, or bring him home and announce the engagement? | |
| | |
| Well, she brought him home...but the way her family treated her...we'd be PISSED.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert Show Listener Casey&#39;s older sister just went through the WORST breakup after five years (and all she&#39;s talked about for the last two years was asking when they were gonna get married...she had even started a Pinterest page with wedding ideas)...but it&#39;s OVER.</p> | |
| <p>Well, Casey just found LOOOOOOOOVE...and got proposed to this past weekend! Her brand new fiancé has never met the family...in fact, they&#39;ve only been dating a handful of months.</p> | |
| <p>Should she leave fiancé at home to make big sis feel better, bring fiancé and hide the fact that they&#39;re engaged, or bring him home and announce the engagement?</p> | |
| <p>Well, she brought him home...but the way her family treated her...we&#39;d be PISSED.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 15:01:14 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-27:/posts/6517802</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: There’s A Royal Engagement!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6517800.mp3?modified=1576251974&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6163741" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>385</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 15:00:59 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-27:/posts/6517800</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>There's A Secret To Bypassing Automated Messaging Systems</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6517798.mp3?modified=1576252081&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6208073" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>387</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>SO OVER those automated messaging systems where you can't get through to a real person? Hate waiting and waiting and waiting to have your complex problem fixed because the stupid menu of options they give you doesn't fit your situation? | |
| | |
| There's a secret to bypassing automated messaging systems TOTALLY.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>SO OVER those automated messaging systems where you can't get through to a real person? Hate waiting and waiting and waiting to have your complex problem fixed because the stupid menu of options they give you doesn't fit your situation? | |
| | |
| There's a se...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>SO OVER those automated messaging systems where you can't get through to a real person? Hate waiting and waiting and waiting to have your complex problem fixed because the stupid menu of options they give you doesn't fit your situation? | |
| | |
| There's a secret to bypassing automated messaging systems TOTALLY.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>SO OVER those automated messaging systems where you can&#39;t get through to a real person? Hate waiting and waiting and waiting to have your complex problem fixed because the stupid menu of options they give you doesn&#39;t fit your situation?</p> | |
| <p>There&#39;s a secret to bypassing automated messaging systems TOTALLY.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 15:00:22 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-27:/posts/6517798</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Why Don't We Ever Trust Our Gut And Stick Up For Ourselves In Awkward Situations?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>469</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Have you ever been in a situation where every gut instinct was SCREAMING at you to get out of it or say something, but you just smiled sweetly and did nothing? WHY? Because you don't want to make the other person be uncomfortable? | |
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| It happened to Bert, and now he's getting sick, and it happened to Cassie...and she's pretty sure she could have been in major danger.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Have you ever been in a situation where every gut instinct was SCREAMING at you to get out of it or say something, but you just smiled sweetly and did nothing? WHY? Because you don't want to make the other person be uncomfortable? | |
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| It happened to Ber...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Have you ever been in a situation where every gut instinct was SCREAMING at you to get out of it or say something, but you just smiled sweetly and did nothing? WHY? Because you don't want to make the other person be uncomfortable? | |
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| It happened to Bert, and now he's getting sick, and it happened to Cassie...and she's pretty sure she could have been in major danger.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Have you ever been in a situation where every gut instinct was SCREAMING at you to get out of it or say something, but you just smiled sweetly and did nothing? WHY? Because you don&#39;t want to make the other person be uncomfortable?</p> | |
| <p>It happened to Bert, and now he&#39;s getting sick, and it happened to Cassie...and she&#39;s pretty sure she could have been in major danger.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 15:00:09 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Celebs in Atlanta</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>359</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 13:28:50 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: She's Going To Her Ex-In-Laws For Thanksgiving...And Her Ex Has NO Idea She's Coming!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>682</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why she shouldn't come. | |
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| So she's going to her ex in-laws' house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she's been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she's showing up. | |
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| AND he's seeing someone new. | |
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| Sounds like a good idea, no? | |
| | |
| Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there. But what we DIDN'T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner! | |
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| AND THE PLOT THICKENS...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why she shouldn't come. | |
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| So she's going to her ex in-laws' house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she's been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she's showing up. | |
| | |
| AND he's seeing someone new. | |
| | |
| Sounds like a good idea, no? | |
| | |
| Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there. But what we DIDN'T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner! | |
| | |
| AND THE PLOT THICKENS...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she&#39;s been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she&#39;s been part of their family for years (he&#39;s PART of the family), they don&#39;t see any reason why she shouldn&#39;t come. </p> | |
| <p>So she&#39;s going to her ex in-laws&#39; house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she&#39;s been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she&#39;s showing up. </p> | |
| <p>AND he&#39;s seeing someone new.</p> | |
| <p>Sounds like a good idea, no? </p> | |
| <p>Whelp, no one gave him the heads up...so imagine his surprise when he walked in and saw her there. But what we DIDN&#39;T see coming was what happened AFTER dinner! </p> | |
| <p>AND THE PLOT THICKENS...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 13:28:41 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Celebrity Incarceration Draft - She Was Arrested For Domestic Battery</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>316</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 13:28:30 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Brian Is In H.O.A. Hell...So He's Waging War</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31002985.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>606</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Brian has been in his new house all of...whelp, maybe a month, and he's not only had run-ins with his neighbors (which basically included a dog poop war), but now he's battling it out with the H.O.A. | |
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| He got a "First and Final Notice" from someone he never even met about a "problem" with his house (he's lived in for about a month) that DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. | |
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| Sorry not sorry, that's not a thing. And Brian is NOT having it. | |
| | |
| So he's waging war...and even has people on the "inside."</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian has been in his new house all of...whelp, maybe a month, and he's not only had run-ins with his neighbors (which basically included a dog poop war), but now he's battling it out with the H.O.A. | |
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| He got a "First and Final Notice" from someone he...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian has been in his new house all of...whelp, maybe a month, and he's not only had run-ins with his neighbors (which basically included a dog poop war), but now he's battling it out with the H.O.A. | |
| | |
| He got a "First and Final Notice" from someone he never even met about a "problem" with his house (he's lived in for about a month) that DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. | |
| | |
| Sorry not sorry, that's not a thing. And Brian is NOT having it. | |
| | |
| So he's waging war...and even has people on the "inside."</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian has been in his new house all of...whelp, maybe a month, and he&#39;s not only had run-ins with his neighbors (which basically included a dog poop war), but now he&#39;s battling it out with the H.O.A.</p> | |
| <p>He got a &quot;First and Final Notice&quot; from someone he never even met about a &quot;problem&quot; with his house (he&#39;s lived in for about a month) that DOESN&#39;T EVEN EXIST.</p> | |
| <p>Sorry not sorry, that&#39;s not a thing. And Brian is NOT having it. </p> | |
| <p>So he&#39;s waging war...and even has people on the &quot;inside.&quot;</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 13:28:17 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-27:/posts/6517595</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Movie Bucket of Destiny Update: This Match Up Is So Unfair We Pick Again...And It's Still Unfair</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>419</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
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| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person's movie? | |
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| The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie. | |
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| Round 2: Beaches lost HARDCORE. | |
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| Round 3 was "Legally Blonde" vs. "Black Hawk Down!" | |
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| Round 4: Two powerhouses - "Remember The Titans" vs. "A League Of Their Own" | |
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| Round 5: "Braveheart" vs. "A Walk To Remember" | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
| | |
| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
| | |
| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person's movie? | |
| | |
| The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie. | |
| | |
| Round 2: Beaches lost HARDCORE. | |
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| Round 3 was "Legally Blonde" vs. "Black Hawk Down!" | |
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| Round 4: Two powerhouses - "Remember The Titans" vs. "A League Of Their Own" | |
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| Round 5: "Braveheart" vs. "A Walk To Remember" | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you&#39;re competitive in your relationship?</p> | |
| <p>Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person&#39;s movie?</p> | |
| <p>The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie.</p> | |
| <p>Round 2: Beaches lost HARDCORE.</p> | |
| <p>Round 3 was &quot;Legally Blonde&quot; vs. &quot;Black Hawk Down!&quot;</p> | |
| <p>Round 4: Two powerhouses - &quot;Remember The Titans&quot; vs. &quot;A League Of Their Own&quot;</p> | |
| <p>Round 5: &quot;Braveheart&quot; vs. &quot;A Walk To Remember&quot;</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 13:28:00 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Plead The Fifth: Tommy Found A New Way Of Torturing Us...And Kristin's Up First</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31002342.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>571</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” | |
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| Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer. | |
| | |
| Kristin's in the hot seat today, and thanks to a Bert Show listener, Tommy has found a WHOLE NEW WAY to torture us with these questions.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fift...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” | |
| | |
| Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer. | |
| | |
| Kristin's in the hot seat today, and thanks to a Bert Show listener, Tommy has found a WHOLE NEW WAY to torture us with these questions.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;re taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.”</p> | |
| <p>Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer.</p> | |
| <p>Kristin&#39;s in the hot seat today, and thanks to a Bert Show listener, Tommy has found a WHOLE NEW WAY to torture us with these questions.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 12:44:48 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: "House Of Cards" Production Has Been Delayed Again</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>301</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 12:44:35 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Here's What Soldiers Are Saying About Your Big Thank You Letters</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6517477.mp3?modified=1576251652&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6739192" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/31002193.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>419</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 12:44:21 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-27:/posts/6517477</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Friday, November 24, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>5013</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 14:59:16 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Kristin's Husband Is Going On Strike This Weekend</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6513122.mp3?modified=1576248615&source=rss&stitched=1" length="7991920" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>499</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 14:57:55 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Bert's Most Important Relationship? Time</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>392</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 14:38:01 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-24:/posts/6513064</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>12417 - 0800 - Brian's New House + MEMORABLE THANKSGIVING</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>659</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 14:34:00 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>We Know, The Pregnant Hormones Made You Do It!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>426</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 13:47:21 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-24:/posts/6512978</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>We're Movember Shaming Brian</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>347</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 13:47:08 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-24:/posts/6512977</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Bert Has Drama + Cassie Gets Accused Of Being A Swinger</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6512975.mp3?modified=1576248610&source=rss&stitched=1" length="7145547" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>446</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 13:46:47 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-24:/posts/6512975</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Can You Ace The Ovulation Quiz? Bet Ya Can't</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6512974.mp3?modified=1576248608&source=rss&stitched=1" length="10361312" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>647</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 13:46:36 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-24:/posts/6512974</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Lyric Slam Poetry</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6512973.mp3?modified=1576248607&source=rss&stitched=1" length="13850856" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>865</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
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| <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 13:46:18 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>Bert Gets His Prostate Checked Up</title> | |
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| <title>Who Had The Most Memorable Thanksgiving Dinner?</title> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Wednesday, November 22, 2017</title> | |
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| <title>112217 - 0900 - Bert and Kristin Compete to Decorate Brian's New Place.</title> | |
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| <title>What's The Thanksgiving Dish Everyone Hates?</title> | |
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| <title>Food Porn: Thanksgiving</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2017 15:22:49 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>Is There An Online Monitor for Kids You Should Be Using?</title> | |
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| <title>Lies Your Parents Told You</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2017 15:22:25 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>Spam Folder Friend: Computer Virus</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2017 15:22:09 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>Bert And Kristin Compete To Decorate Brian's Place</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2017 15:21:56 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>She's Married, But Davi Is On Tinder</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2017 15:21:43 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>Weird Yelp Reviews: Holiday Travel</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2017 15:21:31 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>The Most Important Relationship Is Time</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2017 15:21:20 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>What's Your Pettiest Dating Red Flag?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2017 15:21:04 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Tuesday, November 21, 2017</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 14:45:47 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: It’s Been 2 Years, But Jennifer Garner Refuses To Date</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 14:41:32 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Why Do Married Women Flirt?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>One bartender wondered why he always gets flirted with (ummm is it flirting or just conversation, tho) by married women. | |
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| And...is that ever ok? If it's innocent? </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>One bartender wondered why he always gets flirted with (ummm is it flirting or just conversation, tho) by married women. | |
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| And...is that ever ok? If it's innocent? </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>One bartender wondered why he always gets flirted with (ummm is it flirting or just conversation, tho) by married women. | |
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| And...is that ever ok? If it's innocent? </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>One bartender wondered why he always gets flirted with (ummm is it flirting or just conversation, tho) by married women. </p> | |
| <p>And...is that ever ok? If it&#39;s innocent? </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 14:21:05 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>She Just Got Engaged, But Her Sister Got Dumped...Should She Hide Her Engagement?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Bert Show Listener Casey's older sister just went through the WORST breakup after five years (and all she's talked about for the last two years was asking when they were gonna get married...she had even started a Pinterest page with wedding ideas)...but it's OVER. | |
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| Well, Casey just found LOOOOOOOOVE...and got proposed to this past weekend! Her brand new fiancé has never met the family...in fact, they've only been dating a handful of months. | |
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| Should she leave fiancé at home to make big sis feel better, bring fiancé and hide the fact that they're engaged, or bring him home and announce the engagement?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert Show Listener Casey's older sister just went through the WORST breakup after five years (and all she's talked about for the last two years was asking when they were gonna get married...she had even started a Pinterest page with wedding ideas)...bu...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert Show Listener Casey's older sister just went through the WORST breakup after five years (and all she's talked about for the last two years was asking when they were gonna get married...she had even started a Pinterest page with wedding ideas)...but it's OVER. | |
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| Well, Casey just found LOOOOOOOOVE...and got proposed to this past weekend! Her brand new fiancé has never met the family...in fact, they've only been dating a handful of months. | |
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| Should she leave fiancé at home to make big sis feel better, bring fiancé and hide the fact that they're engaged, or bring him home and announce the engagement?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert Show Listener Casey&#39;s older sister just went through the WORST breakup after five years (and all she&#39;s talked about for the last two years was asking when they were gonna get married...she had even started a Pinterest page with wedding ideas)...but it&#39;s OVER.</p> | |
| <p>Well, Casey just found LOOOOOOOOVE...and got proposed to this past weekend! Her brand new fiancé has never met the family...in fact, they&#39;ve only been dating a handful of months.</p> | |
| <p>Should she leave fiancé at home to make big sis feel better, bring fiancé and hide the fact that they&#39;re engaged, or bring him home and announce the engagement?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 14:08:50 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Another Day, Another Set Of Harassment Allegations</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 13:52:18 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>PT 2 - We Cannot BELIEVE What Kids Are Writing To Santa</title> | |
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| <description>It's getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we'd be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED. | |
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| We can't believe they're saying this stuff!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It's getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we'd be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED. | |
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| We can't believe they're saying this stuff!</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It's getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we'd be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED. | |
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| We can't believe they're saying this stuff!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It&#39;s getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we&#39;d be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED.</p> | |
| <p>We can&#39;t believe they&#39;re saying this stuff!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 13:37:11 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>The Biggest 10-Year-Old Falcons Fan Gives The BEST Play-By-Plays</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 13:19:36 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>She's Going To Her Ex-In-Laws For Thanksgiving...And Her Ex Has NO Idea She's Coming!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why she shouldn't come. | |
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| So she's going to her ex in-laws' house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she's been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she's showing up. | |
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| AND he's seeing someone new. | |
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| Sounds like a good idea, no? | |
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| Who else is walking into a hornet's nest this Thanksgiving?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she's been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she's been part of their family for years (he's PART of the family), they don't see any reason why she shouldn't come. | |
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| So she's going to her ex in-laws' house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she's been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she's showing up. | |
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| AND he's seeing someone new. | |
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| Sounds like a good idea, no? | |
| | |
| Who else is walking into a hornet's nest this Thanksgiving?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Liv has always gotten along with her in-laws, even though she&#39;s been divorced from their son for three years. Her family lives really far away, and since she&#39;s been part of their family for years (he&#39;s PART of the family), they don&#39;t see any reason why she shouldn&#39;t come. </p> | |
| <p>So she&#39;s going to her ex in-laws&#39; house for Thanksgiving- in fact, she&#39;s been going there every year since the divorce, but this year, her ex (who had a falling out with the family) is gonna be there. And he has ZERO idea she&#39;s showing up. </p> | |
| <p>AND he&#39;s seeing someone new.</p> | |
| <p>Sounds like a good idea, no? </p> | |
| <p>Who else is walking into a hornet&#39;s nest this Thanksgiving?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 13:14:14 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: People Are Confusing Marilyn Manson With A Dead Serial Killer</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>359</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 12:39:08 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>Movie Bucket List of Destiny: This Match Up Is So Unfair We Pick Again...And It's Still Unfair</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>411</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
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| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person's movie? | |
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| The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie. | |
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| Round 2: Beaches lost HARDCORE. | |
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| Round 3 was "Legally Blonde" vs. "Black Hawk Down!" | |
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| Round 4: Two powerhouses - "Remember The Titans" vs. "A League Of Their Own" | |
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| This round's matchup was so unfair that we had to repick...and this is STILL unfair. | |
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| Round 5: It's "Braveheart" vs. "A Walk To Remember"</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
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| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
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| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person's movie? | |
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| The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie. | |
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| Round 2: Beaches lost HARDCORE. | |
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| Round 3 was "Legally Blonde" vs. "Black Hawk Down!" | |
| | |
| | |
| Round 4: Two powerhouses - "Remember The Titans" vs. "A League Of Their Own" | |
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| This round's matchup was so unfair that we had to repick...and this is STILL unfair. | |
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| Round 5: It's "Braveheart" vs. "A Walk To Remember"</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you&#39;re competitive in your relationship?</p> | |
| <p>Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person&#39;s movie?</p> | |
| <p>The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie.</p> | |
| <p>Round 2: Beaches lost HARDCORE.</p> | |
| <p>Round 3 was &quot;Legally Blonde&quot; vs. &quot;Black Hawk Down!&quot;</p> | |
| <p>Round 4: Two powerhouses - &quot;Remember The Titans&quot; vs. &quot;A League Of Their Own&quot;</p> | |
| <p>This round&#39;s matchup was so unfair that we had to repick...and this is STILL unfair. </p> | |
| <p>Round 5: It&#39;s &quot;Braveheart&quot; vs. &quot;A Walk To Remember&quot;</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 12:24:17 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Suck It Tommy Trivia: The Thanksgiving Edition</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>710</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>So, normally when we play Suck It Tommy Trivia, Tommy asks us all trivia questions about movies (he’s not allowed to play because he knows basically EVERYTHING about Hollywood - he worked at Warner Brothers back in the day - and whoever gets it right gets to yell: “SUCK IT TOMMY!” Yeah. We know we're 12. We don't care. | |
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| And in honor of this time of the year...it's all about Thanksgiving!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>So, normally when we play Suck It Tommy Trivia, Tommy asks us all trivia questions about movies (he’s not allowed to play because he knows basically EVERYTHING about Hollywood - he worked at Warner Brothers back in the day - and whoever gets it right g...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>So, normally when we play Suck It Tommy Trivia, Tommy asks us all trivia questions about movies (he’s not allowed to play because he knows basically EVERYTHING about Hollywood - he worked at Warner Brothers back in the day - and whoever gets it right gets to yell: “SUCK IT TOMMY!” Yeah. We know we're 12. We don't care. | |
| | |
| And in honor of this time of the year...it's all about Thanksgiving!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>So, normally when we play Suck It Tommy Trivia, Tommy asks us all trivia questions about movies (he’s not allowed to play because he knows basically EVERYTHING about Hollywood - he worked at Warner Brothers back in the day - and whoever gets it right gets to yell: “SUCK IT TOMMY!” Yeah. We know we&#39;re 12. We don&#39;t care.</p> | |
| <p>And in honor of this time of the year...it&#39;s all about Thanksgiving!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 12:24:02 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>There Are BIG Changes In The Relationships That Kristin And Cassie Have With Their Significant Others</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>349</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Kristin and Cassie were in L.A. for the American Music Awards, and usually while they're away, they're notorious for NEVER calling their guys. | |
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| Hey, it's work and you get busy...ain't nobody got time to yak on the phone. | |
| | |
| So POP QUIZ: how many times did they (or didn't they) call them this trip?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Kristin and Cassie were in L.A. for the American Music Awards, and usually while they're away, they're notorious for NEVER calling their guys. | |
| | |
| Hey, it's work and you get busy...ain't nobody got time to yak on the phone. | |
| | |
| So POP QUIZ: how many tim...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Kristin and Cassie were in L.A. for the American Music Awards, and usually while they're away, they're notorious for NEVER calling their guys. | |
| | |
| Hey, it's work and you get busy...ain't nobody got time to yak on the phone. | |
| | |
| So POP QUIZ: how many times did they (or didn't they) call them this trip?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Kristin and Cassie were in L.A. for the American Music Awards, and usually while they&#39;re away, they&#39;re notorious for NEVER calling their guys.</p> | |
| <p>Hey, it&#39;s work and you get busy...ain&#39;t nobody got time to yak on the phone. </p> | |
| <p>So POP QUIZ: how many times did they (or didn&#39;t they) call them this trip?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 12:17:10 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Food Porn: You'll Never Look At Thanksgiving Food The Same Way Again</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>422</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>It all started when Cassie went on a REALLY strict diet, and to help her cut back on real life cheat days, we have our traffic guy with an AMAZINGLY sexy voice, Christian, describe food in explicit detail to her. | |
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| It sounds like torture, but it’s not; it lets – and you – her live the experience of binging on junk food…without the unnecessary calories. | |
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| And today, we've got a really special - and really beautifully uncomfortable - version, but don't worry, we're not about to ruin your fave traditional dishes...these ones all have a special twist. | |
| | |
| | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It all started when Cassie went on a REALLY strict diet, and to help her cut back on real life cheat days, we have our traffic guy with an AMAZINGLY sexy voice, Christian, describe food in explicit detail to her. | |
| | |
| It sounds like torture, but it’s not...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It all started when Cassie went on a REALLY strict diet, and to help her cut back on real life cheat days, we have our traffic guy with an AMAZINGLY sexy voice, Christian, describe food in explicit detail to her. | |
| | |
| It sounds like torture, but it’s not; it lets – and you – her live the experience of binging on junk food…without the unnecessary calories. | |
| | |
| And today, we've got a really special - and really beautifully uncomfortable - version, but don't worry, we're not about to ruin your fave traditional dishes...these ones all have a special twist. | |
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| | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It all started when Cassie went on a REALLY strict diet, and to help her cut back on real life cheat days, we have our traffic guy with an AMAZINGLY sexy voice, Christian, describe food in explicit detail to her.</p> | |
| <p>It sounds like torture, but it’s not; it lets – and you – her live the experience of binging on junk food…without the unnecessary calories.</p> | |
| <p>And today, we&#39;ve got a really special - and really beautifully uncomfortable - version, but don&#39;t worry, we&#39;re not about to ruin your fave traditional dishes...these ones all have a special twist.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 11:54:35 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-21:/posts/6505065</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: The Lawsuit Against Usher Has Been Dropped</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>361</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 11:54:18 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: We're Live In L.A. For The AMAs!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6019</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
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| <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 14:52:36 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Pink Performs Hanging Off The Side Of A Building</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>481</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 14:48:14 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>The American Music Awards Behind-The-Scenes Of The Red Carpet & The Show</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>746</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 14:24:34 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Update: Her Dog Is Going To Decide If She Dumps Her Boyfriend...Or Not</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>328</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 14:24:23 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Ryan Seacrest Responds To Harassment Allegations</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6502403.mp3?modified=1576254271&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6965804" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>435</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 14:24:02 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Julia Michaels Gives Us An Inside AMAs Scoop On Selena Gomez</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>287</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 13:27:32 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Hayden Raised A Ton Of Money To Help Cancer Research!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>342</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 13:27:26 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Kristin's Reunion With Niall Horan Backstage Was Not What We Expected...</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>863</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 13:23:12 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Update: The Groom Bailed On The Rehearsal Dinner...But Is He Even Real?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6502219.mp3?modified=1576254115&source=rss&stitched=1" length="9090722" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>568</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 13:17:48 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: The Internet Was At War Over Christina Aguilera’s Whitney Tribute</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>385</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 13:11:45 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Movie Bucket Of Destiny Update: It’s A Sports Showdown That’ll Tug Your Heartstrings</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>629</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 12:21:47 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Kristin's Most Difficult American Music Awards Interview Might Surprise You</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>540</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 12:21:31 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>If Someone Says This About Your Child, What Do You Do?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>350</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 12:01:56 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Katy Perry Denied From Performing At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>359</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 12:01:41 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Kristin & Cassie Are In L.A. For The American Music Awards!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <title>We Reunite With Our Girl Sabrina Carpenter! </title> | |
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| <title>We'll Never Forget What R5 Did For Our Bert's Big Adventure Kids</title> | |
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| <title>Kristin Has A Confession...And Jesse James Decker Gives Her Blessing</title> | |
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| <title>Jane Lynch Is About To Make Your Holiday Season</title> | |
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| <title>Jake Miller Backstage At The AMAs!</title> | |
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| <title>Cody Simpson & The Tide Swing By Backstage! </title> | |
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| <title>Catching Up With Demi Lovato Backstage At The American Music Awards!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <title>We Talk To BTS!</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2017 02:20:37 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>Kristin Meets Bebe Rexha's ADORABLE New Family Member</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2017 01:10:17 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>We Get To Sit Down With Logan Henderson!</title> | |
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| <itunes:duration>212</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2017 00:05:07 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>Kristin Catches Up With Olivia Holt!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2017 00:02:00 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Kristin Made Noah Cyrus' Dream Come True</title> | |
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| <itunes:duration>290</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2017 23:59:16 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Kristin Gets Kelly Clarkson To Do Something She's Never She's Never Done Before!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>320</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2017 23:35:10 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Kristin's Interview: G-Eazy Is Dropping A Song With His Girlfriend, Halsey!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>And yes, he's doing a song with Halsey!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>And yes, he's doing a song with Halsey!</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>And yes, he's doing a song with Halsey!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>And yes, he&#39;s doing a song with Halsey!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2017 23:32:03 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Friday, November 17, 2017</title> | |
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| <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 15:06:49 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Tommy's Weekly Rap + Why Davi Is "Girlcotting" Stuff</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 15:02:54 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Blake Shelton Reads Mean Tweets About Being The Sexiest Man Alive</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 14:43:02 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>What's The Most Damage Your Kid Did?</title> | |
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| <description>There's a post that's going viral right now about a kid who (allegedly) DESTROYED over $1300 worth of products at Sephora. | |
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| People are coming down on the mom, saying that parents shouldn't take their kids places where they don't belong, and to keep them at home. Others say it's mommy-shaming, and - sorry not sorry - that's just life. | |
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| What say you? Weigh in on our Facebook page at facebook.com/thebertshow | |
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| And what's the most damage your kid did when you weren't looking?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>There's a post that's going viral right now about a kid who (allegedly) DESTROYED over $1300 worth of products at Sephora. | |
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| People are coming down on the mom, saying that parents shouldn't take their kids places where they don't belong, and to keep t...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>There's a post that's going viral right now about a kid who (allegedly) DESTROYED over $1300 worth of products at Sephora. | |
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| People are coming down on the mom, saying that parents shouldn't take their kids places where they don't belong, and to keep them at home. Others say it's mommy-shaming, and - sorry not sorry - that's just life. | |
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| What say you? Weigh in on our Facebook page at facebook.com/thebertshow | |
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| And what's the most damage your kid did when you weren't looking?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>There&#39;s a post that&#39;s going viral right now about a kid who (allegedly) DESTROYED over $1300 worth of products at Sephora.</p> | |
| <p>People are coming down on the mom, saying that parents shouldn&#39;t take their kids places where they don&#39;t belong, and to keep them at home. Others say it&#39;s mommy-shaming, and - sorry not sorry - that&#39;s just life.</p> | |
| <p>What say you? Weigh in on our Facebook page at facebook.com/thebertshow </p> | |
| <p>And what&#39;s the most damage your kid did when you weren&#39;t looking?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 14:24:56 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Her Dog Is Going To Decide If She Dumps Her Boyfriend...Or Not</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Sure, we can believe her dog can tell if people are good or bad...but would you trust your fur kid enough to let them decide whether or not you should keep dating a guy??? | |
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| This Bert Show listener, Christine, trusts her dogs judgement - she says her dog, which has been with her since college, is 100% accurate when it comes to sniffing out bad guys...so she's gonna let her dog decide if she should continue dating him...or kick him to the curb! | |
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| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Sure, we can believe her dog can tell if people are good or bad...but would you trust your fur kid enough to let them decide whether or not you should keep dating a guy??? | |
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| This Bert Show listener, Christine, trusts her dogs judgement - she says her ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Sure, we can believe her dog can tell if people are good or bad...but would you trust your fur kid enough to let them decide whether or not you should keep dating a guy??? | |
| | |
| This Bert Show listener, Christine, trusts her dogs judgement - she says her dog, which has been with her since college, is 100% accurate when it comes to sniffing out bad guys...so she's gonna let her dog decide if she should continue dating him...or kick him to the curb! | |
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| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Sure, we can believe her dog can tell if people are good or bad...but would you trust your fur kid enough to let them decide whether or not you should keep dating a guy???</p> | |
| <p>This Bert Show listener, Christine, trusts her dogs judgement - she says her dog, which has been with her since college, is 100% accurate when it comes to sniffing out bad guys...so she&#39;s gonna let her dog decide if she should continue dating him...or kick him to the curb!</p></content:encoded> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Kevin Spacey Has Been Accused Of Inapprorpiate Behavior By 20 Victims</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>463</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 13:47:52 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <title>Even When It's Dark, There's Still Light: Kristin Has A Message To The Cancer Community</title> | |
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| <description>Kristin's family is being attacked by that SOB cancer...her dad found out recently that he has Stage 3 lung cancer, her aunt has been diagnosed with terminal cancer, and her beloved dog, Parker Jones, who beat and fought cancer...is dealing with it again. | |
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| But, whenever there's darkness, there's always SOME light. The Universe is putting people in Kristin's path to help her, so she's got a letter to the cancer community about everything that's gone down. | |
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| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Kristin's family is being attacked by that SOB cancer...her dad found out recently that he has Stage 3 lung cancer, her aunt has been diagnosed with terminal cancer, and her beloved dog, Parker Jones, who beat and fought cancer...is dealing with it aga...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Kristin's family is being attacked by that SOB cancer...her dad found out recently that he has Stage 3 lung cancer, her aunt has been diagnosed with terminal cancer, and her beloved dog, Parker Jones, who beat and fought cancer...is dealing with it again. | |
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| But, whenever there's darkness, there's always SOME light. The Universe is putting people in Kristin's path to help her, so she's got a letter to the cancer community about everything that's gone down. | |
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| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Kristin&#39;s family is being attacked by that SOB cancer...her dad found out recently that he has Stage 3 lung cancer, her aunt has been diagnosed with terminal cancer, and her beloved dog, Parker Jones, who beat and fought cancer...is dealing with it again. </p> | |
| <p>But, whenever there&#39;s darkness, there&#39;s always SOME light. The Universe is putting people in Kristin&#39;s path to help her, so she&#39;s got a letter to the cancer community about everything that&#39;s gone down.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 13:16:56 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>The Georgia Dome Is About To Come Down With A Bang!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>356</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 13:05:54 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>The Groom Bailed On The Rehearsal Dinner...But Is He Even Real?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6496126.mp3?modified=1576264623&source=rss&stitched=1" length="10921458" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30909324.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>681</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Ummm, when the groom DOESN'T show up to the rehearsal dinner...and basically none of his groomsmen do either and they're not answering their phones, do you assume... | |
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| a. something bad happened | |
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| b. the groom was partying and he missed it because he was so hungover | |
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| c. he's bailing on the wedding | |
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| d. he's not real | |
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| Because that's what we're dealing with right now...and some are wondering if the Bride made up the groom COMPLETELY.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Ummm, when the groom DOESN'T show up to the rehearsal dinner...and basically none of his groomsmen do either and they're not answering their phones, do you assume... | |
| | |
| a. something bad happened | |
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| b. the groom was partying and he missed it because he ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Ummm, when the groom DOESN'T show up to the rehearsal dinner...and basically none of his groomsmen do either and they're not answering their phones, do you assume... | |
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| a. something bad happened | |
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| b. the groom was partying and he missed it because he was so hungover | |
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| c. he's bailing on the wedding | |
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| d. he's not real | |
| | |
| Because that's what we're dealing with right now...and some are wondering if the Bride made up the groom COMPLETELY.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Ummm, when the groom DOESN&#39;T show up to the rehearsal dinner...and basically none of his groomsmen do either and they&#39;re not answering their phones, do you assume...</p> | |
| <p>a. something bad happened</p> | |
| <p>b. the groom was partying and he missed it because he was so hungover</p> | |
| <p>c. he&#39;s bailing on the wedding</p> | |
| <p>d. he&#39;s not real</p> | |
| <p>Because that&#39;s what we&#39;re dealing with right now...and some are wondering if the Bride made up the groom COMPLETELY.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 13:02:35 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-17:/posts/6496126</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Why Did Kim Kardashian Exclude Her Surrogate From Her Baby Shower?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6496054.mp3?modified=1576264497&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5018115" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>313</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 12:33:28 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-17:/posts/6496054</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
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| <title>Weird Yelp Reviews: Are There People Sleeping In Your Bed?!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6496042.mp3?modified=1576264705&source=rss&stitched=1" length="7064666" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30909984.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>438</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Normally, we'd say that if you're spending time writing a Yelp review for something like a prison or a National Park, you might have a little too much time on your hands. | |
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| Some of these weird Yelp reviews that Brian finds are straight up 1) pretty accurate and 2) HILARIOUS. | |
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| And today, it's all about cleaning: </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Normally, we'd say that if you're spending time writing a Yelp review for something like a prison or a National Park, you might have a little too much time on your hands. | |
| | |
| Some of these weird Yelp reviews that Brian finds are straight up 1) pretty ac...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Normally, we'd say that if you're spending time writing a Yelp review for something like a prison or a National Park, you might have a little too much time on your hands. | |
| | |
| Some of these weird Yelp reviews that Brian finds are straight up 1) pretty accurate and 2) HILARIOUS. | |
| | |
| And today, it's all about cleaning: </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Normally, we&#39;d say that if you&#39;re spending time writing a Yelp review for something like a prison or a National Park, you might have a little too much time on your hands.</p> | |
| <p>Some of these weird Yelp reviews that Brian finds are straight up 1) pretty accurate and 2) HILARIOUS.</p> | |
| <p>And today, it&#39;s all about cleaning: </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 12:27:03 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-17:/posts/6496042</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Movie Bucket Of Destiny: It's A Sports Showdown That'll Tug Your Heartstrings</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6496041.mp3?modified=1576264469&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6827464" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30908510.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>423</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
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| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person's movie? | |
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| The first big show-down was "Titanic" vs. "Scarface"...and it was a tie. | |
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| Round 2: "Beaches" lost HARDCORE. | |
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| Round 3: Sorry, "Legally Blonde"...you lost out to "Black Hawk Down." | |
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| Round 4: this week Remember The Titans is up against A League Of Their Own. Which is better?! | |
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| &nbsp;</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
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| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
| | |
| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person's movie? | |
| | |
| The first big show-down was "Titanic" vs. "Scarface"...and it was a tie. | |
| | |
| Round 2: "Beaches" lost HARDCORE. | |
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| Round 3: Sorry, "Legally Blonde"...you lost out to "Black Hawk Down." | |
| | |
| Round 4: this week Remember The Titans is up against A League Of Their Own. Which is better?! | |
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| &nbsp;</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you&#39;re competitive in your relationship?</p> | |
| <p>Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person&#39;s movie?</p> | |
| <p>The first big show-down was &quot;Titanic&quot; vs. &quot;Scarface&quot;...and it was a tie.</p> | |
| <p>Round 2: &quot;Beaches&quot; lost HARDCORE.</p> | |
| <p>Round 3: Sorry, &quot;Legally Blonde&quot;...you lost out to &quot;Black Hawk Down.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>Round 4: this week Remember The Titans is up against A League Of Their Own. Which is better?!</p> | |
| <p>&nbsp;</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 12:26:43 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-17:/posts/6496041</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Update: One Of Our Own Is Going Through IVF And It's More Intense Than We Realized</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30908265.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>525</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized. | |
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| Intern Kevin is sharing the ups and downs he and his wife are going through, and we get an update on this past round they just did: </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized. | |
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| Intern Kevin is sharing the ups and downs he and his wife are going throug...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized. | |
| | |
| Intern Kevin is sharing the ups and downs he and his wife are going through, and we get an update on this past round they just did: </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized.</p> | |
| <p>Intern Kevin is sharing the ups and downs he and his wife are going through, and we get an update on this past round they just did: </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 12:08:42 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-17:/posts/6496005</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: We Finally Get Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez PDA!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6495935.mp3?modified=1576264370&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6707088" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>419</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 11:37:10 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-17:/posts/6495935</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>One Of Us Just Realized We're Becoming Our Mother</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6495925.mp3?modified=1576264353&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6348227" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30907739.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>395</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We spend most of our lives trying to avoid growing up to be like our parents, but what happens when you wake up one day and realize you're doing stuff EXACTLY like them. The day is here: you. are. your. mother. | |
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| It's happening to Davi right now...and the nightmare isn't as bad as you'd think. In fact, kinda the opposite.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We spend most of our lives trying to avoid growing up to be like our parents, but what happens when you wake up one day and realize you're doing stuff EXACTLY like them. The day is here: you. are. your. mother. | |
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| It's happening to Davi right now...and...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We spend most of our lives trying to avoid growing up to be like our parents, but what happens when you wake up one day and realize you're doing stuff EXACTLY like them. The day is here: you. are. your. mother. | |
| | |
| It's happening to Davi right now...and the nightmare isn't as bad as you'd think. In fact, kinda the opposite.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We spend most of our lives trying to avoid growing up to be like our parents, but what happens when you wake up one day and realize you&#39;re doing stuff EXACTLY like them. The day is here: you. are. your. mother.</p> | |
| <p>It&#39;s happening to Davi right now...and the nightmare isn&#39;t as bad as you&#39;d think. In fact, kinda the opposite.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 11:23:55 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-17:/posts/6495925</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Thursday, November 16, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6493408.mp3?modified=1576262283&source=rss&stitched=1" length="96513974" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>6031</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 15:17:08 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-16:/posts/6493408</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>There's A Really Easy Way To Deal With Your Family On Social Media</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6493396.mp3?modified=1576262262&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5691640" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30896563.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>354</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Our intern has a strategy for not pissing off your family on social media and it's SUPER simple. Block 'em. Well, maybe not "block," but just NEVER add them. | |
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| It's not because she doesn't LOVE her family, but it's because she wants to spare them from misunderstanding things that she posts...or even having to deal with them calling her out. | |
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| Because why would you want to add that layer of anxiety when you can avoid it altogether?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Our intern has a strategy for not pissing off your family on social media and it's SUPER simple. Block 'em. Well, maybe not "block," but just NEVER add them. | |
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| It's not because she doesn't LOVE her family, but it's because she wants to spare them from...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Our intern has a strategy for not pissing off your family on social media and it's SUPER simple. Block 'em. Well, maybe not "block," but just NEVER add them. | |
| | |
| It's not because she doesn't LOVE her family, but it's because she wants to spare them from misunderstanding things that she posts...or even having to deal with them calling her out. | |
| | |
| Because why would you want to add that layer of anxiety when you can avoid it altogether?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Our intern has a strategy for not pissing off your family on social media and it&#39;s SUPER simple. Block &#39;em. Well, maybe not &quot;block,&quot; but just NEVER add them.</p> | |
| <p>It&#39;s not because she doesn&#39;t LOVE her family, but it&#39;s because she wants to spare them from misunderstanding things that she posts...or even having to deal with them calling her out.</p> | |
| <p>Because why would you want to add that layer of anxiety when you can avoid it altogether?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 15:16:37 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-16:/posts/6493396</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Kristin's Husband Spills On When He Knew He Had A "Good One" </title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6493395.mp3?modified=1576262275&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5640319" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30896612.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>351</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she'd always have a male figure in her life. | |
| | |
| And all of us fell in love with him at the same time. | |
| | |
| What'd your significant other do that made you know...you found THE ONE. Ok, or a least a *good* one. | |
| | |
| We asked Kristin's husband, Bart, for the moment when he knew...and she has to guess and see if she knows the moment he picked!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she'd always have a male figure in her life. | |
| | |
| And all of us fell in lov...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she'd always have a male figure in her life. | |
| | |
| And all of us fell in love with him at the same time. | |
| | |
| What'd your significant other do that made you know...you found THE ONE. Ok, or a least a *good* one. | |
| | |
| We asked Kristin's husband, Bart, for the moment when he knew...and she has to guess and see if she knows the moment he picked!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she&#39;d always have a male figure in her life.</p> | |
| <p>And all of us fell in love with him at the same time.</p> | |
| <p>What&#39;d your significant other do that made you know...you found THE ONE. Ok, or a least a <em>good</em> one.</p> | |
| <p>We asked Kristin&#39;s husband, Bart, for the moment when he knew...and she has to guess and see if she knows the moment he picked!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 15:16:23 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-16:/posts/6493395</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Gal Gadot Clarifies If She Was Willing To Walk Away From “Wonder Woman”</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6493324.mp3?modified=1576262182&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6719626" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>419</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 14:59:15 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-16:/posts/6493324</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>One Bert Show Member Thinks Their Family Is Cursed </title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6493142.mp3?modified=1576262096&source=rss&stitched=1" length="14883134" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30895708.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>927</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>There has been so many random little things going wrong in Cassie's life - and they have been since she was a kid to her, and other family members, that she's starting to believe in curses...and that her family is cursed. | |
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| And now that she's engaged...it's spreading to her fiancé. | |
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| Think your family is cursed? Prove it. | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>There has been so many random little things going wrong in Cassie's life - and they have been since she was a kid to her, and other family members, that she's starting to believe in curses...and that her family is cursed. | |
| | |
| And now that she's engaged....</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>There has been so many random little things going wrong in Cassie's life - and they have been since she was a kid to her, and other family members, that she's starting to believe in curses...and that her family is cursed. | |
| | |
| And now that she's engaged...it's spreading to her fiancé. | |
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| Think your family is cursed? Prove it. | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>There has been so many random little things going wrong in Cassie&#39;s life - and they have been since she was a kid to her, and other family members, that she&#39;s starting to believe in curses...and that her family is cursed.</p> | |
| <p>And now that she&#39;s engaged...it&#39;s spreading to her fiancé.</p> | |
| <p>Think your family is cursed? Prove it.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 14:09:23 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-16:/posts/6493142</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Celebrity Baby Draft: Bert Is Panicking Because He Forgot About This</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6493067.mp3?modified=1576262016&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5235035" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>327</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 13:32:58 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>She Delivered A Baby...While Driving HERSELF To The Hospital!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6493063.mp3?modified=1576262033&source=rss&stitched=1" length="10072457" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30895409.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>626</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Sure, you THINK you're a bad ass, but are you THIS much of a bad ass? This woman delivered a baby...while she was driving HERSELF to the hospital! | |
| | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Sure, you THINK you're a bad ass, but are you THIS much of a bad ass? This woman delivered a baby...while she was driving HERSELF to the hospital! | |
| | |
| </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Sure, you THINK you're a bad ass, but are you THIS much of a bad ass? This woman delivered a baby...while she was driving HERSELF to the hospital! | |
| | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Sure, you THINK you&#39;re a bad ass, but are you THIS much of a bad ass? This woman delivered a baby...while she was driving HERSELF to the hospital!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 13:29:01 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-16:/posts/6493063</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Watch Brian Box For Bert's Big Adventure From The Field Of Mercedes-Benz Stadium!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6493033.mp3?modified=1576262006&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5546425" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>346</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Brian's doing a fight for charity - the Buckhead Brawl For A Cause - but the last people we knew to do that (our friends Scotty K & Bret Mega)...well, let's just say one of them didn't even make it through TRAINING without getting a broken nose. | |
| | |
| Brian's fighting on behalf of Bert's Big Adventure - and he's raising money for it! Will you donate? | |
| | |
| AND, they just got some HUGE news: he's gonna be fighting in Mercedes-Benz Stadium, and you can be on the field, too! | |
| | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian's doing a fight for charity - the Buckhead Brawl For A Cause - but the last people we knew to do that (our friends Scotty K & Bret Mega)...well, let's just say one of them didn't even make it through TRAINING without getting a broken nose. | |
| | |
| Bri...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian's doing a fight for charity - the Buckhead Brawl For A Cause - but the last people we knew to do that (our friends Scotty K & Bret Mega)...well, let's just say one of them didn't even make it through TRAINING without getting a broken nose. | |
| | |
| Brian's fighting on behalf of Bert's Big Adventure - and he's raising money for it! Will you donate? | |
| | |
| AND, they just got some HUGE news: he's gonna be fighting in Mercedes-Benz Stadium, and you can be on the field, too! | |
| | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian&#39;s doing a fight for charity - the Buckhead Brawl For A Cause - but the last people we knew to do that (our friends Scotty K &amp; Bret Mega)...well, let&#39;s just say one of them didn&#39;t even make it through TRAINING without getting a broken nose.</p> | |
| <p>Brian&#39;s fighting on behalf of Bert&#39;s Big Adventure - and he&#39;s raising money for it! Will you donate?</p> | |
| <p>AND, they just got some HUGE news: he&#39;s gonna be fighting in Mercedes-Benz Stadium, and you can be on the field, too!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 13:08:45 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-16:/posts/6493033</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Love Or Lies Update: She Thought Her Husband Was Cheating...But She Caught Someone Else</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6493023.mp3?modified=1576261956&source=rss&stitched=1" length="10677204" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30894995.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>664</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there's your cheating proof. | |
| | |
| We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever. | |
| | |
| But now, we're bringing an updated version of it back by using email, and we're calling it LOVE or LIES. | |
| | |
| Lacey's husband just asked for a divorce out of the blue, and doesn't even want to try to fix things...which has Lacey thinking that MAYBE there's someone else. | |
| | |
| So, we set the trap...and he took the bait. But we did NOT see this coming, because it's NEVER happened before in the history of us doing this! | |
| | |
| He sent flowers to a woman named Melanie (NOT Lacey's real name)...but signed the card, "Jesse" (WHICH IS NOT HIS NAME). | |
| | |
| So Lacey did some digging, and her husband said he passed the promotion on to his coworker, Jesse, who used it to send flowers to his wife. | |
| | |
| The problem is...his wife isn't named Melanie. Should she spill to the REAL wife what she found out? | |
| | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, y...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We used to do a bit called "War of the Roses" back in the day where we'd call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there's your cheating proof. | |
| | |
| We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever. | |
| | |
| But now, we're bringing an updated version of it back by using email, and we're calling it LOVE or LIES. | |
| | |
| Lacey's husband just asked for a divorce out of the blue, and doesn't even want to try to fix things...which has Lacey thinking that MAYBE there's someone else. | |
| | |
| So, we set the trap...and he took the bait. But we did NOT see this coming, because it's NEVER happened before in the history of us doing this! | |
| | |
| He sent flowers to a woman named Melanie (NOT Lacey's real name)...but signed the card, "Jesse" (WHICH IS NOT HIS NAME). | |
| | |
| So Lacey did some digging, and her husband said he passed the promotion on to his coworker, Jesse, who used it to send flowers to his wife. | |
| | |
| The problem is...his wife isn't named Melanie. Should she spill to the REAL wife what she found out? | |
| | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We used to do a bit called &quot;War of the Roses&quot; back in the day where we&#39;d call pretending to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!...but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to...well then, there&#39;s your cheating proof.</p> | |
| <p>We loved doing it, BUT...we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities, etc., etc., whatever.</p> | |
| <p>But now, we&#39;re bringing an updated version of it back by using email, and we&#39;re calling it LOVE or LIES.</p> | |
| <p>Lacey&#39;s husband just asked for a divorce out of the blue, and doesn&#39;t even want to try to fix things...which has Lacey thinking that MAYBE there&#39;s someone else.</p> | |
| <p>So, we set the trap...and he took the bait. But we did NOT see this coming, because it&#39;s NEVER happened before in the history of us doing this!</p> | |
| <p>He sent flowers to a woman named Melanie (NOT Lacey&#39;s real name)...but signed the card, &quot;Jesse&quot; (WHICH IS NOT HIS NAME).</p> | |
| <p>So Lacey did some digging, and her husband said he passed the promotion on to his coworker, Jesse, who used it to send flowers to his wife.</p> | |
| <p>The problem is...his wife isn&#39;t named Melanie. Should she spill to the REAL wife what she found out?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 13:04:23 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-16:/posts/6493023</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Drake Has Had Enough Of Creepy Dudes Groping Girls At Concerts</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6493009.mp3?modified=1576261919&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5031489" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>314</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 12:56:55 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-16:/posts/6493009</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Is There An Oscar Curse?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6493001.mp3?modified=1576261948&source=rss&stitched=1" length="4549920" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30894957.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>283</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 12:54:44 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-16:/posts/6493001</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Brian Thinks Everyone Should Break Up Via Text</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6492995.mp3?modified=1576261922&source=rss&stitched=1" length="9651946" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30894809.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>602</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>It came up during a break the other day...Brian said that he thinks everyone should break up via text...and NEVER face-to-face. | |
| | |
| Yes, it sounds cowardly, but hear him out: there are very specific reasons why, and they might just make some kind of sense...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It came up during a break the other day...Brian said that he thinks everyone should break up via text...and NEVER face-to-face. | |
| | |
| Yes, it sounds cowardly, but hear him out: there are very specific reasons why, and they might just make some kind of sen...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It came up during a break the other day...Brian said that he thinks everyone should break up via text...and NEVER face-to-face. | |
| | |
| Yes, it sounds cowardly, but hear him out: there are very specific reasons why, and they might just make some kind of sense...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It came up during a break the other day...Brian said that he thinks everyone should break up via text...and NEVER face-to-face.</p> | |
| <p>Yes, it sounds cowardly, but hear him out: there are very specific reasons why, and they might just make some kind of sense...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 12:52:25 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-16:/posts/6492995</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>This Was REALLY Awkward Yesterday...So We're Trying Again Today</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6492908.mp3?modified=1576261904&source=rss&stitched=1" length="7033602" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30894734.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>438</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Cassie didn't mean to, but she thinks she made a big wedding mistake (without even realizing it) and maybe hurt someone's feelings in the process. | |
| | |
| And yesterday when we talked about this on-air, it went sideways and got REALLY heated...and kinda uncomfortable. | |
| | |
| Since she's clearly SO dense about wedding planning...can you help her figure out other potential pitfalls so she can avoid them? | |
| | |
| Let's see if we can do it without getting awkward today...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Cassie didn't mean to, but she thinks she made a big wedding mistake (without even realizing it) and maybe hurt someone's feelings in the process. | |
| | |
| And yesterday when we talked about this on-air, it went sideways and got REALLY heated...and kinda unc...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Cassie didn't mean to, but she thinks she made a big wedding mistake (without even realizing it) and maybe hurt someone's feelings in the process. | |
| | |
| And yesterday when we talked about this on-air, it went sideways and got REALLY heated...and kinda uncomfortable. | |
| | |
| Since she's clearly SO dense about wedding planning...can you help her figure out other potential pitfalls so she can avoid them? | |
| | |
| Let's see if we can do it without getting awkward today...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Cassie didn&#39;t mean to, but she thinks she made a big wedding mistake (without even realizing it) and maybe hurt someone&#39;s feelings in the process.</p> | |
| <p>And yesterday when we talked about this on-air, it went sideways and got REALLY heated...and kinda uncomfortable. </p> | |
| <p>Since she&#39;s clearly SO dense about wedding planning...can you help her figure out other potential pitfalls so she can avoid them?</p> | |
| <p>Let&#39;s see if we can do it without getting awkward today...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 11:59:59 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-16:/posts/6492908</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: The Internet Is Mad and It’s All Blake Shelton’s Fault</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6492858.mp3?modified=1576261823&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6664874" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>416</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 11:36:47 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-16:/posts/6492858</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: Help Bert Avoid Making A Mistake With His New Puppy!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6492837.mp3?modified=1576261829&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5330747" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30894287.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>330</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Bert just got a new puppy from a Bert's Big Adventure dad, and he wants to name her Lyla...because he loves "Friday Night Lights" and his other dog is named "Riggins." | |
| | |
| HELP HIM AVOID THIS MISTAKE. | |
| | |
| YOU GUYS AREN'T HELPING!!!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert just got a new puppy from a Bert's Big Adventure dad, and he wants to name her Lyla...because he loves "Friday Night Lights" and his other dog is named "Riggins." | |
| | |
| HELP HIM AVOID THIS MISTAKE. | |
| | |
| YOU GUYS AREN'T HELPING!!!</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert just got a new puppy from a Bert's Big Adventure dad, and he wants to name her Lyla...because he loves "Friday Night Lights" and his other dog is named "Riggins." | |
| | |
| HELP HIM AVOID THIS MISTAKE. | |
| | |
| YOU GUYS AREN'T HELPING!!!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert just got a new puppy from a Bert&#39;s Big Adventure dad, and he wants to name her Lyla...because he loves &quot;Friday Night Lights&quot; and his other dog is named &quot;Riggins.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>HELP HIM AVOID THIS MISTAKE.</p> | |
| <p>YOU GUYS AREN&#39;T HELPING!!!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 11:21:17 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-16:/posts/6492837</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Stream The Show: Wednesday, November 15, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6490367.mp3?modified=1576275112&source=rss&stitched=1" length="103286584" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>6455</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 14:55:51 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-15:/posts/6490367</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: People Are Pissed About The Outfits Of The Amazons In "Justice League" vs. "WonderWoman"</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6490353.mp3?modified=1576275106&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6244407" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>390</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 14:48:54 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-15:/posts/6490353</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Kristin, Cassie & Davi's Guys Spill On When They Knew They Had Found A "Good One"</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6490332.mp3?modified=1576275052&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8271941" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30882924.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>515</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she'd always have a male figure in her life. | |
| | |
| And all of us fell in love with him at the same time. | |
| | |
| What'd your significant other do that made you know...you found THE ONE. Ok, or a least a *good* one. | |
| | |
| We ask Kristin, Cassie and Davi's guys for the moment when THEY knew...and they have to guess and see if they know the moment their guys picked!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she'd always have a male figure in her life. | |
| | |
| And all of us fell in lov...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she'd always have a male figure in her life. | |
| | |
| And all of us fell in love with him at the same time. | |
| | |
| What'd your significant other do that made you know...you found THE ONE. Ok, or a least a *good* one. | |
| | |
| We ask Kristin, Cassie and Davi's guys for the moment when THEY knew...and they have to guess and see if they know the moment their guys picked!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she&#39;d always have a male figure in her life.</p> | |
| <p>And all of us fell in love with him at the same time.</p> | |
| <p>What&#39;d your significant other do that made you know...you found THE ONE. Ok, or a least a <em>good</em> one.</p> | |
| <p>We ask Kristin, Cassie and Davi&#39;s guys for the moment when THEY knew...and they have to guess and see if they know the moment their guys picked!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 14:45:00 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-15:/posts/6490332</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Brian Will Tell You If You're A Terrible Boyfriend Or Girlfriend</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>521</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Brian will tell you if you're a terrible boyfriend or girlfriend. Hint: if you're asking, you probably are. | |
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| Especially if you go to...Maid Cafés?!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian will tell you if you're a terrible boyfriend or girlfriend. Hint: if you're asking, you probably are. | |
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| Especially if you go to...Maid Cafés?!</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian will tell you if you're a terrible boyfriend or girlfriend. Hint: if you're asking, you probably are. | |
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| Especially if you go to...Maid Cafés?!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian will tell you if you&#39;re a terrible boyfriend or girlfriend. Hint: if you&#39;re asking, you probably are.</p> | |
| <p>Especially if you go to...Maid Cafés?!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 14:02:04 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: A Celeb Incarceration Draft AND A Celeb Baby Draft</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>470</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 13:46:43 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-15:/posts/6490101</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
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| <title>Cassie Already Made One Wedding Mistake...Help Her Avoid Others</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30881966.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>667</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Cassie didn't mean to, but she thinks she made a big wedding mistake (without even realizing it) and maybe hurt someone's feelings in the process. | |
| | |
| Since she's clearly SO dense about wedding planning...can you help her figure out other potential pitfalls so she can avoid them?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Cassie didn't mean to, but she thinks she made a big wedding mistake (without even realizing it) and maybe hurt someone's feelings in the process. | |
| | |
| Since she's clearly SO dense about wedding planning...can you help her figure out other potential pit...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Cassie didn't mean to, but she thinks she made a big wedding mistake (without even realizing it) and maybe hurt someone's feelings in the process. | |
| | |
| Since she's clearly SO dense about wedding planning...can you help her figure out other potential pitfalls so she can avoid them?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Cassie didn&#39;t mean to, but she thinks she made a big wedding mistake (without even realizing it) and maybe hurt someone&#39;s feelings in the process. </p> | |
| <p>Since she&#39;s clearly SO dense about wedding planning...can you help her figure out other potential pitfalls so she can avoid them?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 13:43:08 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-15:/posts/6490089</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Help Bert Avoid This Naming Mistake!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30881770.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>329</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Bert just got a new puppy from a Bert's Big Adventure dad, and he wants to name her Lyla...because he loves "Friday Night Lights" and his other dog is named "Riggins." | |
| | |
| HELP HIM AVOID THIS MISTAKE.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert just got a new puppy from a Bert's Big Adventure dad, and he wants to name her Lyla...because he loves "Friday Night Lights" and his other dog is named "Riggins." | |
| | |
| HELP HIM AVOID THIS MISTAKE.</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert just got a new puppy from a Bert's Big Adventure dad, and he wants to name her Lyla...because he loves "Friday Night Lights" and his other dog is named "Riggins." | |
| | |
| HELP HIM AVOID THIS MISTAKE.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert just got a new puppy from a Bert&#39;s Big Adventure dad, and he wants to name her Lyla...because he loves &quot;Friday Night Lights&quot; and his other dog is named &quot;Riggins.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>HELP HIM AVOID THIS MISTAKE.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 13:42:56 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-15:/posts/6490088</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>The Best Italian In Atlanta</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>349</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 13:30:06 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-15:/posts/6490064</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>We Cannot BELIEVE What Kids Are Writing To Santa</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6490050.mp3?modified=1576275014&source=rss&stitched=1" length="12245277" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30882744.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>763</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>It's getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we'd be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED. | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| We can't believe they're saying this stuff!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It's getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we'd be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED. | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| We can't believe they're saying this stuff!</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It's getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we'd be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED. | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| We can't believe they're saying this stuff!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It&#39;s getting to be that time of year...time to write letters to SAANNNNNTAAAAAA! Except some of these kids...we&#39;d be FLOORED if our kids were writing these letters. FLOORED.</p> | |
| <p>We can&#39;t believe they&#39;re saying this stuff!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 13:16:39 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-15:/posts/6490050</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: One Of Y'all Got Arrested While Pregnant!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6489972.mp3?modified=1576274726&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5922578" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>370</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Who got arrested while pregnant? She got pulled over for window tints while she was 6 mos pregnant...and arrested because of an old ticket she didn't know she had for driving a jet ski after dusk. </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Who got arrested while pregnant? She got pulled over for window tints while she was 6 mos pregnant...and arrested because of an old ticket she didn't know she had for driving a jet ski after dusk. </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Who got arrested while pregnant? She got pulled over for window tints while she was 6 mos pregnant...and arrested because of an old ticket she didn't know she had for driving a jet ski after dusk. </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Who got arrested while pregnant? She got pulled over for window tints while she was 6 mos pregnant...and arrested because of an old ticket she didn&#39;t know she had for driving a jet ski after dusk. </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 12:47:37 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-15:/posts/6489972</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 2 - The Moment You KNEW They Were The One</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30881219.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>511</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she'd always have a male figure in her life. | |
| | |
| And all of us fell in love with him at the same time. | |
| | |
| What'd your significant other do that made you know...you found THE ONE. Ok, or a least a *good* one. | |
| | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she'd always have a male figure in her life. | |
| | |
| And all of us fell in lov...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she'd always have a male figure in her life. | |
| | |
| And all of us fell in love with him at the same time. | |
| | |
| What'd your significant other do that made you know...you found THE ONE. Ok, or a least a *good* one. | |
| | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she&#39;d always have a male figure in her life.</p> | |
| <p>And all of us fell in love with him at the same time.</p> | |
| <p>What&#39;d your significant other do that made you know...you found THE ONE. Ok, or a least a <em>good</em> one.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 12:44:43 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-15:/posts/6489968</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 1 & 2: We're Giving Our Intern Matt The Opportunity Of A Lifetime</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6489962.mp3?modified=1576274825&source=rss&stitched=1" length="13195416" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30881715.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>823</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doing show you the ropes. | |
| | |
| But when after the fourth or fifth time you don't get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you're reminded - someone's gonna snap. | |
| | |
| Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern clapped back, and now Cassie wants to set the record straight.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doin...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doing show you the ropes. | |
| | |
| But when after the fourth or fifth time you don't get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you're reminded - someone's gonna snap. | |
| | |
| Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern clapped back, and now Cassie wants to set the record straight.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We get it. When you&#39;re an intern, you&#39;re learning. You&#39;re expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven&#39;t learned how to do things the right way, yet. That&#39;s why you intern - it&#39;s a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they&#39;re doing show you the ropes.</p> | |
| <p>But when after the fourth or fifth time you don&#39;t get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you&#39;re reminded - someone&#39;s gonna snap.</p> | |
| <p>Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern clapped back, and now Cassie wants to set the record straight.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 12:40:57 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-15:/posts/6489962</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 2: We're Giving Our Intern Matt The Opportunity Of A Lifetime</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6489954.mp3?modified=1576274827&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6625099" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30881662.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>412</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doing show you the ropes. | |
| | |
| But when after the fourth or fifth time you don't get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you're reminded - someone's gonna snap. | |
| | |
| Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern clapped back, and now Cassie wants to set the record straight.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doin...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doing show you the ropes. | |
| | |
| But when after the fourth or fifth time you don't get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you're reminded - someone's gonna snap. | |
| | |
| Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern clapped back, and now Cassie wants to set the record straight.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We get it. When you&#39;re an intern, you&#39;re learning. You&#39;re expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven&#39;t learned how to do things the right way, yet. That&#39;s why you intern - it&#39;s a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they&#39;re doing show you the ropes.</p> | |
| <p>But when after the fourth or fifth time you don&#39;t get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you&#39;re reminded - someone&#39;s gonna snap.</p> | |
| <p>Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern clapped back, and now Cassie wants to set the record straight.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 12:37:43 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-15:/posts/6489954</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 1: We're Giving Our Intern Matt The Opportunity Of A Lifetime</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30881648.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>410</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doing show you the ropes. | |
| | |
| But when after the fourth or fifth time you don't get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you're reminded - someone's gonna snap. | |
| | |
| Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern clapped back, and now Cassie wants to set the record straight. | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doin...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doing show you the ropes. | |
| | |
| But when after the fourth or fifth time you don't get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you're reminded - someone's gonna snap. | |
| | |
| Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern clapped back, and now Cassie wants to set the record straight. | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We get it. When you&#39;re an intern, you&#39;re learning. You&#39;re expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven&#39;t learned how to do things the right way, yet. That&#39;s why you intern - it&#39;s a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they&#39;re doing show you the ropes.</p> | |
| <p>But when after the fourth or fifth time you don&#39;t get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you&#39;re reminded - someone&#39;s gonna snap.</p> | |
| <p>Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern clapped back, and now Cassie wants to set the record straight.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 11:48:25 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-15:/posts/6489864</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>The Intern War Continues...</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6489844.mp3?modified=1576274807&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8877571" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>554</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doing show you the ropes. | |
| | |
| But when after the fourth or fifth time you don't get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you're reminded - someone's gonna snap. | |
| | |
| Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern clapped back, and now Cassie wants to set the record straight. | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doin...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doing show you the ropes. | |
| | |
| But when after the fourth or fifth time you don't get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you're reminded - someone's gonna snap. | |
| | |
| Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern clapped back, and now Cassie wants to set the record straight. | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We get it. When you&#39;re an intern, you&#39;re learning. You&#39;re expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven&#39;t learned how to do things the right way, yet. That&#39;s why you intern - it&#39;s a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they&#39;re doing show you the ropes.</p> | |
| <p>But when after the fourth or fifth time you don&#39;t get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you&#39;re reminded - someone&#39;s gonna snap.</p> | |
| <p>Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern clapped back, and now Cassie wants to set the record straight.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2017 11:25:52 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-15:/posts/6489844</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Stream The Show: Tuesday, November 14, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6637</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 15:14:21 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-14:/posts/6486898</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Should Bert Teach Kids How To Handle A Gun?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>572</itunes:duration> | |
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| <description>The debate right now isn't about should or shouldn't there be a gun in a house...it's do you teach your kids about guns for safety, or do you keep them altogether disconnected? | |
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| There's a gun - locked up by fingerprint - in his ex-wife's house, and now they're discussing together whether or not it's a good idea to teach their children, who are 15 and 10, about how to use the gun (in case for some reason they ever come into contact with one)...or to keep them away from it completely.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>The debate right now isn't about should or shouldn't there be a gun in a house...it's do you teach your kids about guns for safety, or do you keep them altogether disconnected? | |
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| There's a gun - locked up by fingerprint - in his ex-wife's house, and n...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>The debate right now isn't about should or shouldn't there be a gun in a house...it's do you teach your kids about guns for safety, or do you keep them altogether disconnected? | |
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| There's a gun - locked up by fingerprint - in his ex-wife's house, and now they're discussing together whether or not it's a good idea to teach their children, who are 15 and 10, about how to use the gun (in case for some reason they ever come into contact with one)...or to keep them away from it completely.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>The debate right now isn&#39;t about should or shouldn&#39;t there be a gun in a house...it&#39;s do you teach your kids about guns for safety, or do you keep them altogether disconnected?</p> | |
| <p>There&#39;s a gun - locked up by fingerprint - in his ex-wife&#39;s house, and now they&#39;re discussing together whether or not it&#39;s a good idea to teach their children, who are 15 and 10, about how to use the gun (in case for some reason they ever come into contact with one)...or to keep them away from it completely.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 15:10:41 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Dead Celebrity Theater: One Of Us Might Be Able To Talk To Ghosts</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>592</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>A lot of weird stuff has been happening to Cassie, and she thinks she's going insane...until a couple of different people mentioned that she *might* be a medium. (Which she still finds really hard to believe). | |
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| Ever had creepy stuff happen to you? Have you seen things, heard things, felt things that you couldn't explain? Wonder if those bumps in the night are real? | |
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| Maybe you're a medium...here's the checklist. | |
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| Cassie's thinking that she might be...so we make her do a "séance" and summon some dead celebrities...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>A lot of weird stuff has been happening to Cassie, and she thinks she's going insane...until a couple of different people mentioned that she *might* be a medium. (Which she still finds really hard to believe). | |
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| Ever had creepy stuff happen to you? Ha...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>A lot of weird stuff has been happening to Cassie, and she thinks she's going insane...until a couple of different people mentioned that she *might* be a medium. (Which she still finds really hard to believe). | |
| | |
| Ever had creepy stuff happen to you? Have you seen things, heard things, felt things that you couldn't explain? Wonder if those bumps in the night are real? | |
| | |
| Maybe you're a medium...here's the checklist. | |
| | |
| Cassie's thinking that she might be...so we make her do a "séance" and summon some dead celebrities...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>A lot of weird stuff has been happening to Cassie, and she thinks she&#39;s going insane...until a couple of different people mentioned that she <em>might</em> be a medium. (Which she still finds really hard to believe).</p> | |
| <p>Ever had creepy stuff happen to you? Have you seen things, heard things, felt things that you couldn&#39;t explain? Wonder if those bumps in the night are real?</p> | |
| <p>Maybe you&#39;re a medium...here&#39;s the checklist.</p> | |
| <p>Cassie&#39;s thinking that she might be...so we make her do a &quot;séance&quot; and summon some dead celebrities...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 14:31:18 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-14:/posts/6486727</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>What Was The Moment You KNEW They Were The One</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30865018.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>738</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she'd always have a male figure in her life. | |
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| And all of us fell in love with him at the same time. | |
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| What'd your significant other do that made you know...you found THE ONE. Ok, or a least a *good* one.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she'd always have a male figure in her life. | |
| | |
| And all of us fell in lov...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she'd always have a male figure in her life. | |
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| And all of us fell in love with him at the same time. | |
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| What'd your significant other do that made you know...you found THE ONE. Ok, or a least a *good* one.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Yesterday, we talked to a Bert Show listener who thought maybe her man was hiding a kid, but it turned out that it was his niece, and he had vowed since the day she was born that she&#39;d always have a male figure in her life.</p> | |
| <p>And all of us fell in love with him at the same time. </p> | |
| <p>What&#39;d your significant other do that made you know...you found THE ONE. Ok, or a least a <em>good</em> one.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 14:16:50 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Are You A Psychopath? They Listen To These Songs</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>382</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 13:50:02 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-14:/posts/6486622</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Kristin Took Out Her Anger By Breaking Stuff...And The Audio Is HILARIOUS</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30864374.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>968</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Kristin's been going through a really rough time recently. From the horrific news of her dad having stage 3 lung cancer, her aunt having terminal cancer, struggling to conceive with her husband, his mother's struggle with Parkinson's, and the return of cancer in her beloved dog, Parker Jones, stuff really, really SUCKS. | |
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| She just wants to BREAK STUFF. | |
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| And she smashed stuff to SMITHEREENS at The Break Room at Mastermind Escape Games. | |
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| Ps. The Break Room people are SUPER awesome & are giving you a promo code, too! The code is "Bert Show" you'll get 30% off and free admission to the escape room BEFORE Dec. 4th. | |
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| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Kristin's been going through a really rough time recently. From the horrific news of her dad having stage 3 lung cancer, her aunt having terminal cancer, struggling to conceive with her husband, his mother's struggle with Parkinson's, and the return of...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Kristin's been going through a really rough time recently. From the horrific news of her dad having stage 3 lung cancer, her aunt having terminal cancer, struggling to conceive with her husband, his mother's struggle with Parkinson's, and the return of cancer in her beloved dog, Parker Jones, stuff really, really SUCKS. | |
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| She just wants to BREAK STUFF. | |
| | |
| And she smashed stuff to SMITHEREENS at The Break Room at Mastermind Escape Games. | |
| | |
| Ps. The Break Room people are SUPER awesome & are giving you a promo code, too! The code is "Bert Show" you'll get 30% off and free admission to the escape room BEFORE Dec. 4th. | |
| | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Kristin&#39;s been going through a really rough time recently. From the horrific news of her dad having stage 3 lung cancer, her aunt having terminal cancer, struggling to conceive with her husband, his mother&#39;s struggle with Parkinson&#39;s, and the return of cancer in her beloved dog, Parker Jones, stuff really, really SUCKS.</p> | |
| <p>She just wants to BREAK STUFF.</p> | |
| <p>And she smashed stuff to SMITHEREENS at The Break Room at Mastermind Escape Games.</p> | |
| <p>Ps. The Break Room people are SUPER awesome &amp; are giving you a promo code, too! The code is &quot;Bert Show&quot; you&#39;ll get 30% off and free admission to the escape room BEFORE Dec. 4th.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 13:17:47 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-14:/posts/6486541</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Why Bert Is The Mentally Strongest Person In This Room</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30864314.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>271</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Bert LOVES English Bulldogs, and has one named Riggins, that he got from one of our Bert's Big Adventure dads to support him. | |
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| That dad is back with more puppies, and Bert has totally fallen in love with the litter, but there's one little problem...Riggins is SUPER dog aggressive. | |
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| He's been seeing a behavioral therapist and is MUCH better, and this weekend was the big test: he was meeting the puppy. | |
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| AND IT WENT GREAT! | |
| | |
| But what happened next makes Bert the strongest person in the room mentally.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert LOVES English Bulldogs, and has one named Riggins, that he got from one of our Bert's Big Adventure dads to support him. | |
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| That dad is back with more puppies, and Bert has totally fallen in love with the litter, but there's one little problem...R...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert LOVES English Bulldogs, and has one named Riggins, that he got from one of our Bert's Big Adventure dads to support him. | |
| | |
| That dad is back with more puppies, and Bert has totally fallen in love with the litter, but there's one little problem...Riggins is SUPER dog aggressive. | |
| | |
| He's been seeing a behavioral therapist and is MUCH better, and this weekend was the big test: he was meeting the puppy. | |
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| AND IT WENT GREAT! | |
| | |
| But what happened next makes Bert the strongest person in the room mentally.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert LOVES English Bulldogs, and has one named Riggins, that he got from one of our Bert&#39;s Big Adventure dads to support him.</p> | |
| <p>That dad is back with more puppies, and Bert has totally fallen in love with the litter, but there&#39;s one little problem...Riggins is SUPER dog aggressive.</p> | |
| <p>He&#39;s been seeing a behavioral therapist and is MUCH better, and this weekend was the big test: he was meeting the puppy.</p> | |
| <p>AND IT WENT GREAT!</p> | |
| <p>But what happened next makes Bert the strongest person in the room mentally.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 13:13:07 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-14:/posts/6486509</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Brian's About To "Meet The Parents"...But Didn't Realize It</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30865390.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>312</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Brian might have gotten himself into a situation that's a little more of a big deal than he realized...he's meeting the parents. At Thanksgiving. And he had no idea what that *really* means...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian might have gotten himself into a situation that's a little more of a big deal than he realized...he's meeting the parents. At Thanksgiving. And he had no idea what that *really* means...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian might have gotten himself into a situation that's a little more of a big deal than he realized...he's meeting the parents. At Thanksgiving. And he had no idea what that *really* means...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian might have gotten himself into a situation that&#39;s a little more of a big deal than he realized...he&#39;s meeting the parents. At Thanksgiving. And he had no idea what that <em>really</em> means...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 13:08:59 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-14:/posts/6486494</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Drama Fishing PT 1 & 2: She's About To Find Out Some Life-Changing Results</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30864519.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>1127</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| Bert Show listener Lori called us...she's taking a pregnancy test this morning. (And we're kind of wondering if it's a good or a bad thing?) For her, it's a good...well, hopeful, thing: she and her husband have been trying to get pregnant for a really long time. | |
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| This time, she's "late," and she's feeling physical changes in her body. So maybe...THIS COULD BE IT?! | |
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| She took the test and called us back, and the results are...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| Bert Show listener Lori called us...she's taking a pregnancy test this morning. (And we're kind of wondering if it's a...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| Bert Show listener Lori called us...she's taking a pregnancy test this morning. (And we're kind of wondering if it's a good or a bad thing?) For her, it's a good...well, hopeful, thing: she and her husband have been trying to get pregnant for a really long time. | |
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| This time, she's "late," and she's feeling physical changes in her body. So maybe...THIS COULD BE IT?! | |
| | |
| She took the test and called us back, and the results are...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;re going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with!</p> | |
| <p>Bert Show listener Lori called us...she&#39;s taking a pregnancy test this morning. (And we&#39;re kind of wondering if it&#39;s a good or a bad thing?) For her, it&#39;s a good...well, hopeful, thing: she and her husband have been trying to get pregnant for a really long time.</p> | |
| <p>This time, she&#39;s &quot;late,&quot; and she&#39;s feeling physical changes in her body. So maybe...THIS COULD BE IT?!</p> | |
| <p>She took the test and called us back, and the results are...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 13:08:42 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-14:/posts/6486489</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 2 - Drama Fishing: She's About To Find Out Some Life-Changing Results</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30864513.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>557</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| Bert Show listener Lori called us...she's taking a pregnancy test this morning. (And we're kind of wondering if it's a good or a bad thing?) For her, it's a good...well, hopeful, thing: she and her husband have been trying to get pregnant for a really long time. | |
| | |
| This time, she's "late," and she's feeling physical changes in her body. So maybe...THIS COULD BE IT?! | |
| | |
| She took the test and called us back, and the results are...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| Bert Show listener Lori called us...she's taking a pregnancy test this morning. (And we're kind of wondering if it's a...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| Bert Show listener Lori called us...she's taking a pregnancy test this morning. (And we're kind of wondering if it's a good or a bad thing?) For her, it's a good...well, hopeful, thing: she and her husband have been trying to get pregnant for a really long time. | |
| | |
| This time, she's "late," and she's feeling physical changes in her body. So maybe...THIS COULD BE IT?! | |
| | |
| She took the test and called us back, and the results are...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;re going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with!</p> | |
| <p>Bert Show listener Lori called us...she&#39;s taking a pregnancy test this morning. (And we&#39;re kind of wondering if it&#39;s a good or a bad thing?) For her, it&#39;s a good...well, hopeful, thing: she and her husband have been trying to get pregnant for a really long time.</p> | |
| <p>This time, she&#39;s &quot;late,&quot; and she&#39;s feeling physical changes in her body. So maybe...THIS COULD BE IT?!</p> | |
| <p>She took the test and called us back, and the results are...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 13:08:20 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-14:/posts/6486488</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Drama Fishing PT 1: She's About To Find Out Some Life-Changing Results</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30864490.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>570</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| Bert Show listener Lori called us...she's taking a pregnancy test this morning. (And we're kind of wondering if it's a good or a bad thing?) For her, it's a good...well, hopeful, thing: she and her husband have been trying to get pregnant for a really long time. | |
| | |
| This time, she's "late," and she's feeling physical changes in her body. So maybe...THIS COULD BE IT?!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| Bert Show listener Lori called us...she's taking a pregnancy test this morning. (And we're kind of wondering if it's a...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| Bert Show listener Lori called us...she's taking a pregnancy test this morning. (And we're kind of wondering if it's a good or a bad thing?) For her, it's a good...well, hopeful, thing: she and her husband have been trying to get pregnant for a really long time. | |
| | |
| This time, she's "late," and she's feeling physical changes in her body. So maybe...THIS COULD BE IT?!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;re going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with!</p> | |
| <p>Bert Show listener Lori called us...she&#39;s taking a pregnancy test this morning. (And we&#39;re kind of wondering if it&#39;s a good or a bad thing?) For her, it&#39;s a good...well, hopeful, thing: she and her husband have been trying to get pregnant for a really long time. </p> | |
| <p>This time, she&#39;s &quot;late,&quot; and she&#39;s feeling physical changes in her body. So maybe...THIS COULD BE IT?!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 13:08:06 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-14:/posts/6486487</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Bert Had To "Plead The Fifth" On One Question Before Tommy Even Finishes Asking It!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30863419.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>382</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” | |
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| Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer. | |
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| Bert's up today, and the second question is SO LOADED that Bert has to Plead The Fifth before Tommy even finishes the question!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fift...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” | |
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| Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer. | |
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| Bert's up today, and the second question is SO LOADED that Bert has to Plead The Fifth before Tommy even finishes the question!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;re taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.”</p> | |
| <p>Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer.</p> | |
| <p>Bert&#39;s up today, and the second question is SO LOADED that Bert has to Plead The Fifth before Tommy even finishes the question!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 11:49:19 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Taylor Swift Has A Big Announcement</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>343</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 11:32:03 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Dump Day: You Need To Kick Your Relationship To The Curb By Friday Or You're STUCK</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30863401.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>371</itunes:duration> | |
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| <description>Dump Day: it's the last day before the holidays you have to break up with someone before you have to ride it out until after Valentine's Day. If you're thinking of splitting up with your boyfriend or girlfriend, you've got to do it by THIS date in the fall, or you're STUCK through the holidays until after Valentine's Day. | |
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| Think about it - if you break up by November 15, your ex still has time to make NEW Thanksgiving / Christmas / Chanukah plans, and they're about to be around a comforting support network of family. If you wait until later, then you're the jerk who just dumped them right before the holidays - meaning they have to rearrange all of their holiday plans, take back your gift, and SURPRISE! You just ruined their magical holiday. | |
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| Rip the band-aid off, friends. If it's wrong, end it. You've got until THIS Friday... | |
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| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Dump Day: it's the last day before the holidays you have to break up with someone before you have to ride it out until after Valentine's Day. If you're thinking of splitting up with your boyfriend or girlfriend, you've got to do it by THIS date in the...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Dump Day: it's the last day before the holidays you have to break up with someone before you have to ride it out until after Valentine's Day. If you're thinking of splitting up with your boyfriend or girlfriend, you've got to do it by THIS date in the fall, or you're STUCK through the holidays until after Valentine's Day. | |
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| Think about it - if you break up by November 15, your ex still has time to make NEW Thanksgiving / Christmas / Chanukah plans, and they're about to be around a comforting support network of family. If you wait until later, then you're the jerk who just dumped them right before the holidays - meaning they have to rearrange all of their holiday plans, take back your gift, and SURPRISE! You just ruined their magical holiday. | |
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| Rip the band-aid off, friends. If it's wrong, end it. You've got until THIS Friday... | |
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| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Dump Day: it&#39;s the last day before the holidays you have to break up with someone before you have to ride it out until after Valentine&#39;s Day. If you&#39;re thinking of splitting up with your boyfriend or girlfriend, you&#39;ve got to do it by THIS date in the fall, or you&#39;re STUCK through the holidays until after Valentine&#39;s Day.</p> | |
| <p>Think about it - if you break up by November 15, your ex still has time to make NEW Thanksgiving / Christmas / Chanukah plans, and they&#39;re about to be around a comforting support network of family. If you wait until later, then you&#39;re the jerk who just dumped them right before the holidays - meaning they have to rearrange all of their holiday plans, take back your gift, and SURPRISE! You just ruined their magical holiday.</p> | |
| <p>Rip the band-aid off, friends. If it&#39;s wrong, end it. You&#39;ve got until THIS Friday...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 11:19:39 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-14:/posts/6486298</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Monday, November 13, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>5369</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
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| <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2017 14:39:04 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>One Of Us Might Be Able To Talk To Ghosts</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30851288.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>658</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>A lot of weird stuff has been happening to Cassie, and she thinks she's going insane...until a couple of different people mentioned that she *might* be a medium. (Which she still finds really hard to believe). | |
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| Ever had creepy stuff happen to you? Have you seen things, heard things, felt things that you couldn't explain? Wonder if those bumps in the night are real? | |
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| Maybe you're a medium...here's the checklist.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>A lot of weird stuff has been happening to Cassie, and she thinks she's going insane...until a couple of different people mentioned that she *might* be a medium. (Which she still finds really hard to believe). | |
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| Ever had creepy stuff happen to you? Ha...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>A lot of weird stuff has been happening to Cassie, and she thinks she's going insane...until a couple of different people mentioned that she *might* be a medium. (Which she still finds really hard to believe). | |
| | |
| Ever had creepy stuff happen to you? Have you seen things, heard things, felt things that you couldn't explain? Wonder if those bumps in the night are real? | |
| | |
| Maybe you're a medium...here's the checklist.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>A lot of weird stuff has been happening to Cassie, and she thinks she&#39;s going insane...until a couple of different people mentioned that she <em>might</em> be a medium. (Which she still finds really hard to believe).</p> | |
| <p>Ever had creepy stuff happen to you? Have you seen things, heard things, felt things that you couldn&#39;t explain? Wonder if those bumps in the night are real?</p> | |
| <p>Maybe you&#39;re a medium...here&#39;s the checklist.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2017 14:30:13 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-13:/posts/6483336</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Update: She Thinks Her Boyfriend Is Hiding A Kid From Her</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>304</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Our Bert Show listener Mel has been dating a great guy for about a month, but when she creeped on his Instagram (and the pics HE'S been liking), she saw a lot of another little girl...including a pic of him with that girl at a daddy-daughter dance. | |
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| Is he hiding her on purpose? How far into dating should you let the other person know about a kid? | |
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| She investigated this weekend...and got the reaction she was NOT expecting:</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Our Bert Show listener Mel has been dating a great guy for about a month, but when she creeped on his Instagram (and the pics HE'S been liking), she saw a lot of another little girl...including a pic of him with that girl at a daddy-daughter dance. | |
| | |
| ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Our Bert Show listener Mel has been dating a great guy for about a month, but when she creeped on his Instagram (and the pics HE'S been liking), she saw a lot of another little girl...including a pic of him with that girl at a daddy-daughter dance. | |
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| Is he hiding her on purpose? How far into dating should you let the other person know about a kid? | |
| | |
| She investigated this weekend...and got the reaction she was NOT expecting:</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Our Bert Show listener Mel has been dating a great guy for about a month, but when she creeped on his Instagram (and the pics HE&#39;S been liking), she saw a lot of another little girl...including a pic of him with that girl at a daddy-daughter dance.</p> | |
| <p>Is he hiding her on purpose? How far into dating should you let the other person know about a kid?</p> | |
| <p>She investigated this weekend...and got the reaction she was NOT expecting:</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2017 14:25:19 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-13:/posts/6483324</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Louis C.K. Admits To Harassing Women</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>358</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2017 14:04:53 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-13:/posts/6483232</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Today's The Day: Kristin's Gonna Take Out Her Anger...By Breaking Stuff</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30850520.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>658</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Kristin's been going through a really rough time recently. From the horrific news of her dad having stage 3 lung cancer, her aunt having terminal cancer, struggling to conceive with her husband, his mother's struggle with Alzheimer's, and the return of cancer in her beloved dog, Parker Jones, stuff really, really SUCKS. | |
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| She just wants to BREAK STUFF. | |
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| So today, she's gonna do it at The Break Room at Mastermind Escape Games. | |
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| AC/DC - "Thunderstruck" | |
| Disturbed - "Down With The Sickness" | |
| Limp Bizkit - "Break Stuff" | |
| Drowning Pool - "Bodies" | |
| System of A Down - "Chop Suey" | |
| Foo Fighters - "Best of You" | |
| Linkin Park - "One Step Closer' | |
| Fergie - "A Little Work" | |
| The Beatles - "The End" | |
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| Ps. they're SUPER awesome & are giving you a promo code, too! The code is "Bert Show" you'll get %30 off and free admission to the escape room BEFORE Dec. 4th.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Kristin's been going through a really rough time recently. From the horrific news of her dad having stage 3 lung cancer, her aunt having terminal cancer, struggling to conceive with her husband, his mother's struggle with Alzheimer's, and the return of...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Kristin's been going through a really rough time recently. From the horrific news of her dad having stage 3 lung cancer, her aunt having terminal cancer, struggling to conceive with her husband, his mother's struggle with Alzheimer's, and the return of cancer in her beloved dog, Parker Jones, stuff really, really SUCKS. | |
| | |
| She just wants to BREAK STUFF. | |
| | |
| So today, she's gonna do it at The Break Room at Mastermind Escape Games. | |
| | |
| AC/DC - "Thunderstruck" | |
| Disturbed - "Down With The Sickness" | |
| Limp Bizkit - "Break Stuff" | |
| Drowning Pool - "Bodies" | |
| System of A Down - "Chop Suey" | |
| Foo Fighters - "Best of You" | |
| Linkin Park - "One Step Closer' | |
| Fergie - "A Little Work" | |
| The Beatles - "The End" | |
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| Ps. they're SUPER awesome & are giving you a promo code, too! The code is "Bert Show" you'll get %30 off and free admission to the escape room BEFORE Dec. 4th.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Kristin&#39;s been going through a really rough time recently. From the horrific news of her dad having stage 3 lung cancer, her aunt having terminal cancer, struggling to conceive with her husband, his mother&#39;s struggle with Alzheimer&#39;s, and the return of cancer in her beloved dog, Parker Jones, stuff really, really SUCKS.</p> | |
| <p>She just wants to BREAK STUFF.</p> | |
| <p>So today, she&#39;s gonna do it at The Break Room at Mastermind Escape Games.</p> | |
| <p>AC/DC - &quot;Thunderstruck&quot; | |
| Disturbed - &quot;Down With The Sickness&quot; | |
| Limp Bizkit - &quot;Break Stuff&quot; | |
| Drowning Pool - &quot;Bodies&quot; | |
| System of A Down - &quot;Chop Suey&quot; | |
| Foo Fighters - &quot;Best of You&quot; | |
| Linkin Park - &quot;One Step Closer&#39; | |
| Fergie - &quot;A Little Work&quot; | |
| The Beatles - &quot;The End&quot; </p> | |
| <p>Ps. they&#39;re SUPER awesome &amp; are giving you a promo code, too! The code is &quot;Bert Show&quot; you&#39;ll get %30 off and free admission to the escape room BEFORE Dec. 4th.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2017 13:31:08 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-13:/posts/6483139</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Bert's Son Needs Your Help With His Project That Helps Kids With Cancer!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>528</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Kristen Stocks is from Kids Boost, and she has a really amazing organization. Kids Boost meets with kids and finds out what makes them spark. Rock climbing? Baking? Video games? Dogs? And then they help those kids take that passion and turn it into philanthropy. They give the kids $100, a one-on-one coach, and resources along the way...and then those kids turn that $100 into more to give back! | |
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| Case in point: Savannah loved dancing...and helped raise money for Bert's Big Adventure! | |
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| So, here's the deal: if your kid - who is eight years old or older - wants to start their own charity or get involved, apply! Kristen will come on the next week to announce who was selected! | |
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| Or, if you're feeling inspired - help them out by donating, yourself! | |
| | |
| Bert's son, Hayden, is doing his OWN Kids Boost project to benefit CURE - Childhood Cancer by having a game truck event! Play video games, eat pizza, drink coffee, make meal care packages for kids in the hospital - you can donate OR help out by buying supplies! How? Just buy it off Amazon at this link and they will be sent to the right place - so easy! | |
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| See you there? | |
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| Games for Kids Event | |
| Sunday, November 19th at 1:00 at Rivers Academy | |
| | |
| And if you want to help donate, you can email at [email protected]!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Kristen Stocks is from Kids Boost, and she has a really amazing organization. Kids Boost meets with kids and finds out what makes them spark. Rock climbing? Baking? Video games? Dogs? And then they help those kids take that passion and turn it into phi...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Kristen Stocks is from Kids Boost, and she has a really amazing organization. Kids Boost meets with kids and finds out what makes them spark. Rock climbing? Baking? Video games? Dogs? And then they help those kids take that passion and turn it into philanthropy. They give the kids $100, a one-on-one coach, and resources along the way...and then those kids turn that $100 into more to give back! | |
| | |
| Case in point: Savannah loved dancing...and helped raise money for Bert's Big Adventure! | |
| | |
| So, here's the deal: if your kid - who is eight years old or older - wants to start their own charity or get involved, apply! Kristen will come on the next week to announce who was selected! | |
| | |
| Or, if you're feeling inspired - help them out by donating, yourself! | |
| | |
| Bert's son, Hayden, is doing his OWN Kids Boost project to benefit CURE - Childhood Cancer by having a game truck event! Play video games, eat pizza, drink coffee, make meal care packages for kids in the hospital - you can donate OR help out by buying supplies! How? Just buy it off Amazon at this link and they will be sent to the right place - so easy! | |
| | |
| See you there? | |
| | |
| Games for Kids Event | |
| Sunday, November 19th at 1:00 at Rivers Academy | |
| | |
| And if you want to help donate, you can email at [email protected]!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Kristen Stocks is from Kids Boost, and she has a really amazing organization. Kids Boost meets with kids and finds out what makes them spark. Rock climbing? Baking? Video games? Dogs? And then they help those kids take that passion and turn it into philanthropy. They give the kids $100, a one-on-one coach, and resources along the way...and then those kids turn that $100 into more to give back!</p> | |
| <p>Case in point: Savannah loved dancing...and helped raise money for Bert&#39;s Big Adventure!</p> | |
| <p>So, here&#39;s the deal: if your kid - who is eight years old or older - wants to start their own charity or get involved, apply! Kristen will come on the next week to announce who was selected!</p> | |
| <p>Or, if you&#39;re feeling inspired - help them out by donating, yourself!</p> | |
| <p>Bert&#39;s son, Hayden, is doing his OWN Kids Boost project to benefit CURE - Childhood Cancer by having a game truck event! Play video games, eat pizza, drink coffee, make meal care packages for kids in the hospital - you can donate OR help out by buying supplies! How? Just buy it off Amazon at this link and they will be sent to the right place - so easy!</p> | |
| <p>See you there?</p> | |
| <p>Games for Kids Event | |
| Sunday, November 19th at 1:00 at Rivers Academy</p> | |
| <p>And if you want to help donate, you can email at [email protected]!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2017 13:25:40 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-13:/posts/6483130</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: She's Getting Iced Out By ONE Neighbor...But Then The (Alleged) Truth Comes Out</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30849855.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>962</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
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| Abby has a problem with one neighbor...or rather, that neighbor has a problem with HER. This wife is nice to EVERYONE - even Abby's husband and kids, but whenever Abby's around...she ices her out! | |
| | |
| So, the wife refuses to come on, but her husband did in order to defend her...and it sounds like ABBY is the one who is cold and condescending. | |
| | |
| From accusations of sending their dog to animal control, mowing down the shrubs in between their two properties as soon as the wife got a garden award, leaf blowing all of a sudden at 7PM when his wife has friends over outside... | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
| | |
| Abby has a prob...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
| | |
| Abby has a problem with one neighbor...or rather, that neighbor has a problem with HER. This wife is nice to EVERYONE - even Abby's husband and kids, but whenever Abby's around...she ices her out! | |
| | |
| So, the wife refuses to come on, but her husband did in order to defend her...and it sounds like ABBY is the one who is cold and condescending. | |
| | |
| From accusations of sending their dog to animal control, mowing down the shrubs in between their two properties as soon as the wife got a garden award, leaf blowing all of a sudden at 7PM when his wife has friends over outside... | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Got drama with your neighbors, but don&#39;t want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker!</p> | |
| <p>Tell us what&#39;s going on, then we&#39;ll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace.</p> | |
| <p>Abby has a problem with one neighbor...or rather, that neighbor has a problem with HER. This wife is nice to EVERYONE - even Abby&#39;s husband and kids, but whenever Abby&#39;s around...she ices her out!</p> | |
| <p>So, the wife refuses to come on, but her husband did in order to defend her...and it sounds like ABBY is the one who is cold and condescending.</p> | |
| <p>From accusations of sending their dog to animal control, mowing down the shrubs in between their two properties as soon as the wife got a garden award, leaf blowing all of a sudden at 7PM when his wife has friends over outside...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2017 13:15:42 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Is The Weeknd Getting Back At Selena Gomez By Dating Bieber’s Ex?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>324</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2017 13:05:20 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>The Micro Wedding Is A Way To Have Your Dream Wedding For A Fraction Of The Cost</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30849487.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>304</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>The average American spends over $30,000 on their wedding...and there *might* be a little family drama on the side. | |
| | |
| But what would you do if we said you could have stuff from your DREAM wedding AND save tens of thousands of dollars...but you'd have to cut the guest list? | |
| | |
| Slash your budget by 90%, just invite a handful of friends (like family and your two or three closest friends), don't wear a grand dress...and spend the rest on your dream wedding! | |
| | |
| The trick is to do things, but make sure they have meaning. | |
| | |
| Meet the microwedding.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>The average American spends over $30,000 on their wedding...and there *might* be a little family drama on the side. | |
| | |
| But what would you do if we said you could have stuff from your DREAM wedding AND save tens of thousands of dollars...but you'd have ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>The average American spends over $30,000 on their wedding...and there *might* be a little family drama on the side. | |
| | |
| But what would you do if we said you could have stuff from your DREAM wedding AND save tens of thousands of dollars...but you'd have to cut the guest list? | |
| | |
| Slash your budget by 90%, just invite a handful of friends (like family and your two or three closest friends), don't wear a grand dress...and spend the rest on your dream wedding! | |
| | |
| The trick is to do things, but make sure they have meaning. | |
| | |
| Meet the microwedding.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>The average American spends over $30,000 on their wedding...and there <em>might</em> be a little family drama on the side.</p> | |
| <p>But what would you do if we said you could have stuff from your DREAM wedding AND save tens of thousands of dollars...but you&#39;d have to cut the guest list?</p> | |
| <p>Slash your budget by 90%, just invite a handful of friends (like family and your two or three closest friends), don&#39;t wear a grand dress...and spend the rest on your dream wedding!</p> | |
| <p>The trick is to do things, but make sure they have meaning.</p> | |
| <p>Meet the microwedding.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2017 13:01:41 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-13:/posts/6483077</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Movie Bucket Of Destiny: Brian & His Girlfriend Go Head-To-Head Over These Movies</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30849637.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>496</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
| | |
| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person's movie? | |
| | |
| The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie. | |
| | |
| Round 2: Beaches lost HARDCORE. | |
| | |
| Today, we're picking for Round 3...and it's "Legally Blonde" vs. "Black Hawk Down!"</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
| | |
| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
| | |
| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person's movie? | |
| | |
| The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie. | |
| | |
| Round 2: Beaches lost HARDCORE. | |
| | |
| Today, we're picking for Round 3...and it's "Legally Blonde" vs. "Black Hawk Down!"</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you&#39;re competitive in your relationship?</p> | |
| <p>Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person&#39;s movie?</p> | |
| <p>The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie.</p> | |
| <p>Round 2: Beaches lost HARDCORE.</p> | |
| <p>Today, we&#39;re picking for Round 3...and it&#39;s &quot;Legally Blonde&quot; vs. &quot;Black Hawk Down!&quot;</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2017 12:59:26 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-13:/posts/6483070</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Bless Your Heart: Why Brian Took A Bath In Chipotle Chili BBQ Rub</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30848864.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>468</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Sometimes smart people…say really, really, REALLY stupid things. Sometimes dumb people say them, too. And sometimes, the only response is to stare at them and simply say… "Bless Your Heart." | |
| | |
| Like when Brian thought that chipotle chili bbq rub was actually for the bath...so he took a bath in it. And now his skin is burning.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes smart people…say really, really, REALLY stupid things. Sometimes dumb people say them, too. And sometimes, the only response is to stare at them and simply say… "Bless Your Heart." | |
| | |
| Like when Brian thought that chipotle chili bbq rub was ac...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Sometimes smart people…say really, really, REALLY stupid things. Sometimes dumb people say them, too. And sometimes, the only response is to stare at them and simply say… "Bless Your Heart." | |
| | |
| Like when Brian thought that chipotle chili bbq rub was actually for the bath...so he took a bath in it. And now his skin is burning.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Sometimes smart people…say really, really, REALLY stupid things. Sometimes dumb people say them, too. And sometimes, the only response is to stare at them and simply say… &quot;Bless Your Heart.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>Like when Brian thought that chipotle chili bbq rub was actually for the bath...so he took a bath in it. And now his skin is burning.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2017 11:50:00 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Wonder Woman To The Rescue!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>437</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2017 11:47:48 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>The Interns Clap Back</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>419</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doing show you the ropes. | |
| | |
| But when after the fourth or fifth time you don't get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you're reminded - someone's gonna snap. | |
| | |
| Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern wants to clap back: </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doin...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doing show you the ropes. | |
| | |
| But when after the fourth or fifth time you don't get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you're reminded - someone's gonna snap. | |
| | |
| Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern wants to clap back: </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We get it. When you&#39;re an intern, you&#39;re learning. You&#39;re expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven&#39;t learned how to do things the right way, yet. That&#39;s why you intern - it&#39;s a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they&#39;re doing show you the ropes.</p> | |
| <p>But when after the fourth or fifth time you don&#39;t get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you&#39;re reminded - someone&#39;s gonna snap.</p> | |
| <p>Well, after listening to her rant, one specific intern wants to clap back: </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2017 11:27:29 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-13:/posts/6482902</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Stream the Show: Friday, November 10, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6190</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 15:01:26 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-10:/posts/6476945</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Is Nicole Kidman Gonna Replace Kim Cattrall In “Sex And The City?"</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6476906.mp3?modified=1576279582&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5136815" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>320</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 14:46:46 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Brian's Friend Came Out...By Not Really Coming Out</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6476896.mp3?modified=1576279547&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8483856" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>530</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Brian has a friend who came out...by never really ever coming out. She's living her truth, and brought home a date one day, and it was another woman. And no one missed a beat, life kept going, and she has NEVER had to sit someone down and have "the talk." | |
| | |
| After all, you don't "come out" as straight, right? So why come out as gay when you can just live your truth?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian has a friend who came out...by never really ever coming out. She's living her truth, and brought home a date one day, and it was another woman. And no one missed a beat, life kept going, and she has NEVER had to sit someone down and have "the ta...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian has a friend who came out...by never really ever coming out. She's living her truth, and brought home a date one day, and it was another woman. And no one missed a beat, life kept going, and she has NEVER had to sit someone down and have "the talk." | |
| | |
| After all, you don't "come out" as straight, right? So why come out as gay when you can just live your truth?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian has a friend who came out...by never really ever coming out. She&#39;s living her truth, and brought home a date one day, and it was another woman. And no one missed a beat, life kept going, and she has NEVER had to sit someone down and have &quot;the talk.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>After all, you don&#39;t &quot;come out&quot; as straight, right? So why come out as gay when you can just live your truth?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 14:41:09 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-10:/posts/6476896</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>She Thinks Her Boyfriend Is Hiding A Kid From Her</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30822184.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>581</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Our Bert Show listener Mel has been dating a great guy for about a month, but when she creeped on his Instagram (and the pics HE'S been liking), she saw a lot of another little girl...including a pic of him with that girl at a daddy-daughter dance. | |
| | |
| Is he hiding her on purpose? How far into dating should you let the other person know about a kid?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Our Bert Show listener Mel has been dating a great guy for about a month, but when she creeped on his Instagram (and the pics HE'S been liking), she saw a lot of another little girl...including a pic of him with that girl at a daddy-daughter dance. | |
| | |
| ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Our Bert Show listener Mel has been dating a great guy for about a month, but when she creeped on his Instagram (and the pics HE'S been liking), she saw a lot of another little girl...including a pic of him with that girl at a daddy-daughter dance. | |
| | |
| Is he hiding her on purpose? How far into dating should you let the other person know about a kid?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Our Bert Show listener Mel has been dating a great guy for about a month, but when she creeped on his Instagram (and the pics HE&#39;S been liking), she saw a lot of another little girl...including a pic of him with that girl at a daddy-daughter dance.</p> | |
| <p>Is he hiding her on purpose? How far into dating should you let the other person know about a kid?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 14:40:51 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-10:/posts/6476895</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Her Album Is Out, But Taylor Swift Fans Are Furious</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6476894.mp3?modified=1576279505&source=rss&stitched=1" length="7061935" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>441</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 14:40:23 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-10:/posts/6476894</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>We Do The One Chip Challenge With The World's Hottest Pepper</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6476892.mp3?modified=1576279467&source=rss&stitched=1" length="16556599" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30821895.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>974</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We come up with some dumb ideas, and this one might just take the cake. But seriously, why are we so stupid? We're about to do something...and this might - no, probably is - going to be a DISASTER. | |
| | |
| We're taking the One Chip Challenge from Paqui Chips...it's ONE chip that comes in a coffin (seriously), and it's made from the ridiculously hot - in fact, the world's HOTTEST pepper - the Carolina Reaper Pepper. | |
| | |
| But, we're doing this chip roulette style...so only ONE of us is gonna suffer. | |
| | |
| Until TWO of us do.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We come up with some dumb ideas, and this one might just take the cake. But seriously, why are we so stupid? We're about to do something...and this might - no, probably is - going to be a DISASTER. | |
| | |
| We're taking the One Chip Challenge from Paqui Chip...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We come up with some dumb ideas, and this one might just take the cake. But seriously, why are we so stupid? We're about to do something...and this might - no, probably is - going to be a DISASTER. | |
| | |
| We're taking the One Chip Challenge from Paqui Chips...it's ONE chip that comes in a coffin (seriously), and it's made from the ridiculously hot - in fact, the world's HOTTEST pepper - the Carolina Reaper Pepper. | |
| | |
| But, we're doing this chip roulette style...so only ONE of us is gonna suffer. | |
| | |
| Until TWO of us do.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We come up with some dumb ideas, and this one might just take the cake. But seriously, why are we so stupid? We&#39;re about to do something...and this might - no, probably is - going to be a DISASTER.</p> | |
| <p>We&#39;re taking the One Chip Challenge from Paqui Chips...it&#39;s ONE chip that comes in a coffin (seriously), and it&#39;s made from the ridiculously hot - in fact, the world&#39;s HOTTEST pepper - the Carolina Reaper Pepper.</p> | |
| <p>But, we&#39;re doing this chip roulette style...so only ONE of us is gonna suffer. </p> | |
| <p>Until TWO of us do.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 14:40:10 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-10:/posts/6476892</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Kristin's Gonna Take Out Her Anger...By Breaking Stuff</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6476891.mp3?modified=1576279572&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8065616" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30822449.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>502</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 14:39:59 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-10:/posts/6476891</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Neighbor Drama: She's Getting Iced Out By ONE Wife</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6476890.mp3?modified=1576279478&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8481927" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30821959.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>527</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
| | |
| Abby has a problem with one neighbor...or rather, that neighbor has a problem with HER. This wife is nice to EVERYONE - even Abby's husband and kids, but whenever Abby's around...she ices her out! | |
| | |
| Gonna see if we can figure this out... | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
| | |
| Abby has a prob...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
| | |
| Abby has a problem with one neighbor...or rather, that neighbor has a problem with HER. This wife is nice to EVERYONE - even Abby's husband and kids, but whenever Abby's around...she ices her out! | |
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| Gonna see if we can figure this out... | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Got drama with your neighbors, but don&#39;t want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker!</p> | |
| <p>Tell us what&#39;s going on, then we&#39;ll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace.</p> | |
| <p>Abby has a problem with one neighbor...or rather, that neighbor has a problem with HER. This wife is nice to EVERYONE - even Abby&#39;s husband and kids, but whenever Abby&#39;s around...she ices her out!</p> | |
| <p>Gonna see if we can figure this out...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 14:39:46 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Louis C.K. Has Been Accused Of Sexual Harassment </title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>377</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 14:39:33 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>We Break Down The Shade In Taylor Swift's New Album</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Taylor Swift's new album is officially out (even though it leaked early yesterday)...and we're about to go through the songs and do the ULTIMATE shade breakdown. | |
| | |
| From "End Game" with Ed Sheeran and Future to "I Did Something Bad," here's a breakdown of the lyrics and who she's dissing - or loving on - in all the songs. | |
| | |
| And here's Taylor singing a new song called "New Year's Day," which premiered during TGIT on ABC last night.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Taylor Swift's new album is officially out (even though it leaked early yesterday)...and we're about to go through the songs and do the ULTIMATE shade breakdown. | |
| | |
| From "End Game" with Ed Sheeran and Future to "I Did Something Bad," here's a breakdown...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Taylor Swift's new album is officially out (even though it leaked early yesterday)...and we're about to go through the songs and do the ULTIMATE shade breakdown. | |
| | |
| From "End Game" with Ed Sheeran and Future to "I Did Something Bad," here's a breakdown of the lyrics and who she's dissing - or loving on - in all the songs. | |
| | |
| And here's Taylor singing a new song called "New Year's Day," which premiered during TGIT on ABC last night.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Taylor Swift&#39;s new album is officially out (even though it leaked early yesterday)...and we&#39;re about to go through the songs and do the ULTIMATE shade breakdown.</p> | |
| <p>From &quot;End Game&quot; with Ed Sheeran and Future to &quot;I Did Something Bad,&quot; here&#39;s a breakdown of the lyrics and who she&#39;s dissing - or loving on - in all the songs.</p> | |
| <p>And here&#39;s Taylor singing a new song called &quot;New Year&#39;s Day,&quot; which premiered during TGIT on ABC last night.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 13:31:47 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Producer Tommy's Weekly Rap: The Wheels Come Off...</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>319</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Producer Tommy – known in some hardcore circles as DJ Willie T – has slayed the microphone with his weekly rap wrap-up, combines all the week’s highlights into one sweet little rhyme. | |
| | |
| He writes them on the way to work, but this week, the wheels are REALLY shaky...and they're gonna come off. A few times. | |
| | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Producer Tommy – known in some hardcore circles as DJ Willie T – has slayed the microphone with his weekly rap wrap-up, combines all the week’s highlights into one sweet little rhyme. | |
| | |
| He writes them on the way to work, but this week, the wheels are ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Producer Tommy – known in some hardcore circles as DJ Willie T – has slayed the microphone with his weekly rap wrap-up, combines all the week’s highlights into one sweet little rhyme. | |
| | |
| He writes them on the way to work, but this week, the wheels are REALLY shaky...and they're gonna come off. A few times. | |
| | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Producer Tommy – known in some hardcore circles as DJ Willie T – has slayed the microphone with his weekly rap wrap-up, combines all the week’s highlights into one sweet little rhyme.</p> | |
| <p>He writes them on the way to work, but this week, the wheels are REALLY shaky...and they&#39;re gonna come off. A few times.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 13:31:13 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>What's The Dumbest Thing You Cried Over?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>452</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>It's trending on Twitter, and some of what people are Tweeting is CRACKING us up: what's the dumbest thing you cried over?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It's trending on Twitter, and some of what people are Tweeting is CRACKING us up: what's the dumbest thing you cried over?</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It's trending on Twitter, and some of what people are Tweeting is CRACKING us up: what's the dumbest thing you cried over?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It&#39;s trending on Twitter, and some of what people are Tweeting is CRACKING us up: what&#39;s the dumbest thing you cried over?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 13:30:53 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: SNL Is Getting Its First Black Comedienne Host</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>475</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 13:20:54 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>A Dumb Look Behind The Scenes: We're Trying To Figure Out What Kind Of Dogs We Are</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30821136.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>419</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We asked a really, really hard question yesterday, and you guys came out in FULL FORCE with some suggestions. | |
| | |
| So, here's the deal: we're trying to figure out what dogs we are. Here's what we're thinking...BUT WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT BERT. This is gonna drive us NUTS. HELP! | |
| | |
| Kristin Klingshirn = Golden retriever. | |
| Brian Moote = Golden doodle. | |
| Cassie Young = Irish setter. | |
| Davi Crimmins = Whippet. | |
| Tommy Owen = Basset hound. | |
| Bert Weiss = ???????</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We asked a really, really hard question yesterday, and you guys came out in FULL FORCE with some suggestions. | |
| | |
| So, here's the deal: we're trying to figure out what dogs we are. Here's what we're thinking...BUT WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT BERT. This is gonna ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We asked a really, really hard question yesterday, and you guys came out in FULL FORCE with some suggestions. | |
| | |
| So, here's the deal: we're trying to figure out what dogs we are. Here's what we're thinking...BUT WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT BERT. This is gonna drive us NUTS. HELP! | |
| | |
| Kristin Klingshirn = Golden retriever. | |
| Brian Moote = Golden doodle. | |
| Cassie Young = Irish setter. | |
| Davi Crimmins = Whippet. | |
| Tommy Owen = Basset hound. | |
| Bert Weiss = ???????</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We asked a really, really hard question yesterday, and you guys came out in FULL FORCE with some suggestions.</p> | |
| <p>So, here&#39;s the deal: we&#39;re trying to figure out what dogs we are. Here&#39;s what we&#39;re thinking...BUT WE CAN&#39;T FIGURE OUT BERT. This is gonna drive us NUTS. HELP!</p> | |
| <p>Kristin Klingshirn = Golden retriever. | |
| Brian Moote = Golden doodle. | |
| Cassie Young = Irish setter. | |
| Davi Crimmins = Whippet. | |
| Tommy Owen = Basset hound. | |
| Bert Weiss = ???????</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 13:20:35 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-10:/posts/6476636</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Stream The Show: Thursday, November 9, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6218</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 14:54:42 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Celebrity Baby Draft - Kristin Just Stole Brian's Pick Out From Under Him!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>312</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 14:34:25 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>They Scheduled "Sexy Time" And It Changed Their Lives</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30806185.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>443</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>You'd think that having to "schedule" time to be intimate with your significant other would totally suck all the romance and fun out of your relationship, right? Who wants to PLAN your sex life? It should just happen spontaneously when the sparks fly. | |
| | |
| But Brian found this article about a couple who schedule out their sexy time, and it changed their lives.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>You'd think that having to "schedule" time to be intimate with your significant other would totally suck all the romance and fun out of your relationship, right? Who wants to PLAN your sex life? It should just happen spontaneously when the sparks fly. ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>You'd think that having to "schedule" time to be intimate with your significant other would totally suck all the romance and fun out of your relationship, right? Who wants to PLAN your sex life? It should just happen spontaneously when the sparks fly. | |
| | |
| But Brian found this article about a couple who schedule out their sexy time, and it changed their lives.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>You&#39;d think that having to &quot;schedule&quot; time to be intimate with your significant other would totally suck all the romance and fun out of your relationship, right? Who wants to PLAN your sex life? It should just happen spontaneously when the sparks fly. </p> | |
| <p>But Brian found this article about a couple who schedule out their sexy time, and it changed their lives.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 14:18:13 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-09:/posts/6473180</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>What Inappropriate Thing Did Your Kid Hear That You Have To Explain?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30806151.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>717</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>You took your kid to a movie. You let them watch TV. They were in the car when the radio was on. | |
| And then...you hear it. You cringe. You pray it goes unnoticed. | |
| But the question comes, anyway. | |
| "Mommy...what's a __________?" | |
| What inappropriate thing did your kid hear that you have to explain?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>You took your kid to a movie. You let them watch TV. They were in the car when the radio was on. | |
| And then...you hear it. You cringe. You pray it goes unnoticed. | |
| But the question comes, anyway. | |
| "Mommy...what's a __________?" | |
| What inappropriate thi...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>You took your kid to a movie. You let them watch TV. They were in the car when the radio was on. | |
| And then...you hear it. You cringe. You pray it goes unnoticed. | |
| But the question comes, anyway. | |
| "Mommy...what's a __________?" | |
| What inappropriate thing did your kid hear that you have to explain?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>You took your kid to a movie. You let them watch TV. They were in the car when the radio was on. </p> | |
| <p>And then...you hear it. You cringe. You pray it goes unnoticed.</p> | |
| <p>But the question comes, anyway. </p> | |
| <p>&quot;Mommy...what&#39;s a __________?&quot;</p> | |
| <p>What inappropriate thing did your kid hear that you have to explain?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 14:05:36 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-09:/posts/6473127</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: More Harassment Allegations Against Kevin Spacey, Ed Westwick And Now Charlie Sheen</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>382</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 13:33:25 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-09:/posts/6473026</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>How'd The Birth Of Your Baby RUIN Your Plans?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30805025.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>561</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>You love 'em, but how'd the birth of your (beautiful, adorable, amazing) baby MESS UP your plans? We had one listener in for a P1 Party (we have you guys in studio with us every Friday - you can enter for to come hang with us, here!), and she told us that the early arrival of her sweet lil' baby seriously screwed up her plans for FLOOR seats at Garth Brooks! | |
| | |
| How'd your little bundle of joy ruin your plans?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>You love 'em, but how'd the birth of your (beautiful, adorable, amazing) baby MESS UP your plans? We had one listener in for a P1 Party (we have you guys in studio with us every Friday - you can enter for to come hang with us, here!), and she told us t...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>You love 'em, but how'd the birth of your (beautiful, adorable, amazing) baby MESS UP your plans? We had one listener in for a P1 Party (we have you guys in studio with us every Friday - you can enter for to come hang with us, here!), and she told us that the early arrival of her sweet lil' baby seriously screwed up her plans for FLOOR seats at Garth Brooks! | |
| | |
| How'd your little bundle of joy ruin your plans?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>You love &#39;em, but how&#39;d the birth of your (beautiful, adorable, amazing) baby MESS UP your plans? We had one listener in for a P1 Party (we have you guys in studio with us every Friday - you can enter for to come hang with us, here!), and she told us that the early arrival of her sweet lil&#39; baby seriously screwed up her plans for FLOOR seats at Garth Brooks!</p> | |
| <p>How&#39;d your little bundle of joy ruin your plans?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 13:20:02 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Weird Yelp Reviews: Travel Is The WORST</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30805968.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>475</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Normally, we'd say that if you're spending time writing a Yelp review for something like a prison or a National Park, you might have a little too much time on your hands. | |
| Some of these weird Yelp reviews that Brian finds are straight up 1) pretty accurate and 2) HILARIOUS. | |
| And we don't know why we didn't do this one before, because it's SO easy and there's so much that's ripe for the picking: travel reviews. | |
| From dog poop in the middle of the airport to crazy lay overs just to save $20, here are the best ones that Brian found:</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Normally, we'd say that if you're spending time writing a Yelp review for something like a prison or a National Park, you might have a little too much time on your hands. | |
| Some of these weird Yelp reviews that Brian finds are straight up 1) pretty accu...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Normally, we'd say that if you're spending time writing a Yelp review for something like a prison or a National Park, you might have a little too much time on your hands. | |
| Some of these weird Yelp reviews that Brian finds are straight up 1) pretty accurate and 2) HILARIOUS. | |
| And we don't know why we didn't do this one before, because it's SO easy and there's so much that's ripe for the picking: travel reviews. | |
| From dog poop in the middle of the airport to crazy lay overs just to save $20, here are the best ones that Brian found:</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Normally, we&#39;d say that if you&#39;re spending time writing a Yelp review for something like a prison or a National Park, you might have a little too much time on your hands.</p> | |
| <p>Some of these weird Yelp reviews that Brian finds are straight up 1) pretty accurate and 2) HILARIOUS.</p> | |
| <p>And we don&#39;t know why we didn&#39;t do this one before, because it&#39;s SO easy and there&#39;s so much that&#39;s ripe for the picking: travel reviews.</p> | |
| <p>From dog poop in the middle of the airport to crazy lay overs just to save $20, here are the best ones that Brian found:</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 13:17:43 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-09:/posts/6472993</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: Did She Insult Her Overweight Friends With A Wedding Gift?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30805455.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>837</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We asked y'all what drama do you have going down this morning that you need our help with (or that we can at least follow along with)...and y'all delivered. | |
| | |
| Her best friend, who's named "Anna" (like in the movie, "Frozen" - AHN-NAH) just got married, and so she sent Anna and her husband a cute inside joke from the movie. | |
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| It was the scene where Anna and the Prince she's in love with sing the line "We finish each other's...sandwiches." | |
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| The thing is, NOWHERE on the t-shirts does it say that the joke is from "Frozen"...and the couple is overweight. | |
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| And then when they rejected her offer (which they had already accepted) to take them to the airport for their honeymoon, and then she's been super short ever since they got back...so she finally picked up the phone and called her to find out what was going down. | |
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| And it's exactly what she thought. | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We asked y'all what drama do you have going down this morning that you need our help with (or that we can at least follow along with)...and y'all delivered. | |
| | |
| Her best friend, who's named "Anna" (like in the movie, "Frozen" - AHN-NAH) just got married...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We asked y'all what drama do you have going down this morning that you need our help with (or that we can at least follow along with)...and y'all delivered. | |
| | |
| Her best friend, who's named "Anna" (like in the movie, "Frozen" - AHN-NAH) just got married, and so she sent Anna and her husband a cute inside joke from the movie. | |
| | |
| It was the scene where Anna and the Prince she's in love with sing the line "We finish each other's...sandwiches." | |
| | |
| The thing is, NOWHERE on the t-shirts does it say that the joke is from "Frozen"...and the couple is overweight. | |
| | |
| And then when they rejected her offer (which they had already accepted) to take them to the airport for their honeymoon, and then she's been super short ever since they got back...so she finally picked up the phone and called her to find out what was going down. | |
| | |
| And it's exactly what she thought. | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We asked y&#39;all what drama do you have going down this morning that you need our help with (or that we can at least follow along with)...and y&#39;all delivered.</p> | |
| <p>Her best friend, who&#39;s named &quot;Anna&quot; (like in the movie, &quot;Frozen&quot; - AHN-NAH) just got married, and so she sent Anna and her husband a cute inside joke from the movie.</p> | |
| <p>It was the scene where Anna and the Prince she&#39;s in love with sing the line &quot;We finish each other&#39;s...sandwiches.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>The thing is, NOWHERE on the t-shirts does it say that the joke is from &quot;Frozen&quot;...and the couple is overweight.</p> | |
| <p>And then when they rejected her offer (which they had already accepted) to take them to the airport for their honeymoon, and then she&#39;s been super short ever since they got back...so she finally picked up the phone and called her to find out what was going down.</p> | |
| <p>And it&#39;s exactly what she thought.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 13:04:45 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: There Wasn't A Dry Eye At The CMA Awards</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>439</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 12:39:47 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>PT 1 & 2: One Of Our Own Is Going Through IVF And It's More Intense Than We Realized</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized. | |
| | |
| | |
| AND NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN UPDATE?!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized. | |
| | |
| | |
| AND NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN UPDATE?!</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized. | |
| | |
| | |
| AND NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN UPDATE?!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized.</p> | |
| <p>AND NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN UPDATE?!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 12:33:21 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 2 - One Of Our Own Is Going Through IVF And It's More Intense Than We Realized</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30804590.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>583</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized. | |
| | |
| | |
| AND NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN UPDATE?!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized. | |
| | |
| | |
| AND NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN UPDATE?!</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized. | |
| | |
| | |
| AND NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN UPDATE?!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized.</p> | |
| <p>AND NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN UPDATE?!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 12:33:09 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-09:/posts/6472833</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 1: One Of Our Own Is Going Through IVF And It's More Intense Than We Realized</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30804586.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>412</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized. | |
| | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized. | |
| | |
| </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized. | |
| | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Our intern Kevin is going through IVF for the second time with his wife, but the process is way more fascinating, intense, and emotionally draining than we had EVER realized.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 11:51:36 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Nick Jonas Held Out On Us!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>430</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 11:46:05 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Learn From Khristian And Don't Do This For Your Anniversary</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>322</itunes:duration> | |
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| <description>When you're in a relationship for a while and you've built a life together, sometimes you get a little too...comfortable. | |
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| And so when your anniversary rolls around and you're looking for gifts, maybe you should learn from our audio guy, Khristian, about what NOT to do...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>When you're in a relationship for a while and you've built a life together, sometimes you get a little too...comfortable. | |
| | |
| And so when your anniversary rolls around and you're looking for gifts, maybe you should learn from our audio guy, Khristian, ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>When you're in a relationship for a while and you've built a life together, sometimes you get a little too...comfortable. | |
| | |
| And so when your anniversary rolls around and you're looking for gifts, maybe you should learn from our audio guy, Khristian, about what NOT to do...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>When you&#39;re in a relationship for a while and you&#39;ve built a life together, sometimes you get a little too...comfortable. </p> | |
| <p>And so when your anniversary rolls around and you&#39;re looking for gifts, maybe you should learn from our audio guy, Khristian, about what NOT to do...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 11:23:25 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Stream The Show: Wednesday, November 8, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6435</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 15:08:53 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>We're About To Do Something Really Stupid</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6469404.mp3?modified=1576288572&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6962464" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>435</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 15:05:51 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: We May Or May Not Have A Celebrity Incarceration Draft</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6469315.mp3?modified=1576288568&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5280175" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>329</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 14:52:06 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Kristin Needs To Be Held Accountable</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>617</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 14:21:51 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Someone Called Davi Out On Being Negative, And She's Got A Response</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6469181.mp3?modified=1576288400&source=rss&stitched=1" length="12019535" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30788621.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>749</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
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| <description>You guys are saying one Bert Show member needs an attitude adjustment...and we're about to call her on it, on-air. | |
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| DAVI, STEP ON UP. | |
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| She's gonna try to combat the negativity by paying everyone a compliment, but it kinda goes sideways...and defeats the purpose. | |
| | |
| Are they compliments...or back handed compliments? | |
| | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>You guys are saying one Bert Show member needs an attitude adjustment...and we're about to call her on it, on-air. | |
| | |
| DAVI, STEP ON UP. | |
| | |
| She's gonna try to combat the negativity by paying everyone a compliment, but it kinda goes sideways...and defeat...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>You guys are saying one Bert Show member needs an attitude adjustment...and we're about to call her on it, on-air. | |
| | |
| DAVI, STEP ON UP. | |
| | |
| She's gonna try to combat the negativity by paying everyone a compliment, but it kinda goes sideways...and defeats the purpose. | |
| | |
| Are they compliments...or back handed compliments? | |
| | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>You guys are saying one Bert Show member needs an attitude adjustment...and we&#39;re about to call her on it, on-air.</p> | |
| <p>DAVI, STEP ON UP.</p> | |
| <p>She&#39;s gonna try to combat the negativity by paying everyone a compliment, but it kinda goes sideways...and defeats the purpose.</p> | |
| <p>Are they compliments...or back handed compliments? </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 14:12:30 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-08:/posts/6469181</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Is Harvey Weinstein Going To Jail?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>463</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 13:47:18 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>This Might Be The Greatest Love Story Of ALL Time</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>423</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Brian was in Panama City Beach with his girlfriend when he started talking to a couple of strangers from Nashville, and found out their story was basically the GREATEST love story of all time. | |
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| He was a married doctor. She was pregnant and got in a car wreck. He treated her while she was unconscious, and he was mesmerized by her beauty. | |
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| Year later, they crossed paths...and she recognized him solely by the sound of his voice.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian was in Panama City Beach with his girlfriend when he started talking to a couple of strangers from Nashville, and found out their story was basically the GREATEST love story of all time. | |
| | |
| He was a married doctor. She was pregnant and got in a c...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian was in Panama City Beach with his girlfriend when he started talking to a couple of strangers from Nashville, and found out their story was basically the GREATEST love story of all time. | |
| | |
| He was a married doctor. She was pregnant and got in a car wreck. He treated her while she was unconscious, and he was mesmerized by her beauty. | |
| | |
| Year later, they crossed paths...and she recognized him solely by the sound of his voice.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian was in Panama City Beach with his girlfriend when he started talking to a couple of strangers from Nashville, and found out their story was basically the GREATEST love story of all time.</p> | |
| <p>He was a married doctor. She was pregnant and got in a car wreck. He treated her while she was unconscious, and he was mesmerized by her beauty. </p> | |
| <p>Year later, they crossed paths...and she recognized him solely by the sound of his voice.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 13:24:16 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-08:/posts/6469034</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>The FINAL Update: She Has MAJOR Neighbor Drama...And It Has To Do With A Four-Year Grudge</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>925</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
| | |
| Deanna's neighbors are icing her out of basically everything, pretty much ever since they moved in. They're not even invited to the BIG Fourth of July party that everyone in the neighborhood is invited to. And Deanna can't figure out WHY. | |
| | |
| But when we reached out the neighbors...let's just say there's SOMETHING that went down, even though Deanna doesn't remember it... | |
| | |
| So she asked another neighbor who knows everything, and apparently she started a HUGE rumor about the neighbor's husband sleeping with the nanny! | |
| | |
| The original neighbor with the problem heard this and needs to set the record straight: NOPE. That's not the reason she's mad. The REAL reason is because of something that happened back when Deanna moved in.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
| | |
| Deanna's neighb...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
| | |
| Deanna's neighbors are icing her out of basically everything, pretty much ever since they moved in. They're not even invited to the BIG Fourth of July party that everyone in the neighborhood is invited to. And Deanna can't figure out WHY. | |
| | |
| But when we reached out the neighbors...let's just say there's SOMETHING that went down, even though Deanna doesn't remember it... | |
| | |
| So she asked another neighbor who knows everything, and apparently she started a HUGE rumor about the neighbor's husband sleeping with the nanny! | |
| | |
| The original neighbor with the problem heard this and needs to set the record straight: NOPE. That's not the reason she's mad. The REAL reason is because of something that happened back when Deanna moved in.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Got drama with your neighbors, but don&#39;t want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker!</p> | |
| <p>Tell us what&#39;s going on, then we&#39;ll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace.</p> | |
| <p>Deanna&#39;s neighbors are icing her out of basically everything, pretty much ever since they moved in. They&#39;re not even invited to the BIG Fourth of July party that everyone in the neighborhood is invited to. And Deanna can&#39;t figure out WHY.</p> | |
| <p>But when we reached out the neighbors...let&#39;s just say there&#39;s SOMETHING that went down, even though Deanna doesn&#39;t remember it...</p> | |
| <p>So she asked another neighbor who knows everything, and apparently she started a HUGE rumor about the neighbor&#39;s husband sleeping with the nanny!</p> | |
| <p>The original neighbor with the problem heard this and needs to set the record straight: NOPE. That&#39;s not the reason she&#39;s mad. The REAL reason is because of something that happened back when Deanna moved in.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 13:05:53 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Would You Let Your Husband’s Ex-Wife Help Raise YOUR Baby?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>392</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 12:37:48 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 2: Brag On Your Significant Other!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30787431.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>867</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Sometimes, we have to give the women in our lives some public appreciation when they go above and beyond for you – and that’s the SOLE purpose of this segment. Get some brownie points by publicly appreciating your lady or guy – call us and tell us what they're doing that you’re proud of. | |
| | |
| Tell us why they're awesome!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes, we have to give the women in our lives some public appreciation when they go above and beyond for you – and that’s the SOLE purpose of this segment. Get some brownie points by publicly appreciating your lady or guy – call us and tell us what...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Sometimes, we have to give the women in our lives some public appreciation when they go above and beyond for you – and that’s the SOLE purpose of this segment. Get some brownie points by publicly appreciating your lady or guy – call us and tell us what they're doing that you’re proud of. | |
| | |
| Tell us why they're awesome!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Sometimes, we have to give the women in our lives some public appreciation when they go above and beyond for you – and that’s the SOLE purpose of this segment. Get some brownie points by publicly appreciating your lady or guy – call us and tell us what they&#39;re doing that you’re proud of.</p> | |
| <p>Tell us why they&#39;re awesome!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 12:28:13 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Binge Watch Algorithm: Find Your Perfect TV Show To Binge</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30787154.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>587</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Here's the deal: you need a new TV show to binge watch...but you don't know what to watch? Call us, tell us what you like, what shows you've watched before, and we'll be your algorithm and match you with a show! | |
| | |
| Kicking it off with Cassie, who likes mystery / detective / crime shows...or shows your 13-year-old would watch. </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Here's the deal: you need a new TV show to binge watch...but you don't know what to watch? Call us, tell us what you like, what shows you've watched before, and we'll be your algorithm and match you with a show! | |
| | |
| Kicking it off with Cassie, who likes...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Here's the deal: you need a new TV show to binge watch...but you don't know what to watch? Call us, tell us what you like, what shows you've watched before, and we'll be your algorithm and match you with a show! | |
| | |
| Kicking it off with Cassie, who likes mystery / detective / crime shows...or shows your 13-year-old would watch. </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Here&#39;s the deal: you need a new TV show to binge watch...but you don&#39;t know what to watch? Call us, tell us what you like, what shows you&#39;ve watched before, and we&#39;ll be your algorithm and match you with a show!</p> | |
| <p>Kicking it off with Cassie, who likes mystery / detective / crime shows...or shows your 13-year-old would watch. </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 11:56:01 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-08:/posts/6468823</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: After 11 Years, We’re Getting A New Album From This Pop Star</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>295</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 11:51:16 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-08:/posts/6468808</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>He Thought He Was Helping His Friends...But Is What He's Doing Unethical?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30787323.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>371</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Intern Cody made an offer to help some friends with their papers for school whenever they were in a tight spot and it TOTALLY backfired with one person...but he feels like he can't say NO. | |
| | |
| But besides all that, one Bert Show member has a BIG problem with what's going down...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Intern Cody made an offer to help some friends with their papers for school whenever they were in a tight spot and it TOTALLY backfired with one person...but he feels like he can't say NO. | |
| | |
| But besides all that, one Bert Show member has a BIG problem...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Intern Cody made an offer to help some friends with their papers for school whenever they were in a tight spot and it TOTALLY backfired with one person...but he feels like he can't say NO. | |
| | |
| But besides all that, one Bert Show member has a BIG problem with what's going down...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Intern Cody made an offer to help some friends with their papers for school whenever they were in a tight spot and it TOTALLY backfired with one person...but he feels like he can&#39;t say NO.</p> | |
| <p>But besides all that, one Bert Show member has a BIG problem with what&#39;s going down...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 11:48:56 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Tuesday, November 7, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>5781</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 15:02:00 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Why Sia Posted A Picture Of Herself Naked On The Internet</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>337</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
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| <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 14:43:25 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>How Do You Teach A Kid To Be Healthy When They're On The Bad Track?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>481</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Brian's godson is coming to visit, and he wants to know what to give him...and what to teach him when it comes to eating. The habits you instill in kids now last with them forever...so how do you make sure you teach them the right ones?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian's godson is coming to visit, and he wants to know what to give him...and what to teach him when it comes to eating. The habits you instill in kids now last with them forever...so how do you make sure you teach them the right ones?</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian's godson is coming to visit, and he wants to know what to give him...and what to teach him when it comes to eating. The habits you instill in kids now last with them forever...so how do you make sure you teach them the right ones?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian&#39;s godson is coming to visit, and he wants to know what to give him...and what to teach him when it comes to eating. The habits you instill in kids now last with them forever...so how do you make sure you teach them the right ones?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 14:26:24 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-07:/posts/6465456</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>How Early Did You See Christmas?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6465378.mp3?modified=1576285450&source=rss&stitched=1" length="13561515" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30772641.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>844</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Halloween just happened...but some people have ALREADY seen Christmas stuff around...and we have a confession from one Bert Show member: they ALREADY have Christmas decorations up. | |
| | |
| Ps. 48 more sleeps...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Halloween just happened...but some people have ALREADY seen Christmas stuff around...and we have a confession from one Bert Show member: they ALREADY have Christmas decorations up. | |
| | |
| Ps. 48 more sleeps...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Halloween just happened...but some people have ALREADY seen Christmas stuff around...and we have a confession from one Bert Show member: they ALREADY have Christmas decorations up. | |
| | |
| Ps. 48 more sleeps...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Halloween just happened...but some people have ALREADY seen Christmas stuff around...and we have a confession from one Bert Show member: they ALREADY have Christmas decorations up.</p> | |
| <p>Ps. 48 more sleeps...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 14:04:28 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-07:/posts/6465378</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Cassie Did Her Bridal Photo Shoot!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6465346.mp3?modified=1576285293&source=rss&stitched=1" length="3896138" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30771977.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>240</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>SUPER cool news: Cassie got asked to do a wedding-themed photoshoot for "Southern Celebrations" magazine, and this past weekend was the shoot! | |
| Here's a sneak peek at some of the photos: | |
| [Photo by Double Windsor Photo] | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>SUPER cool news: Cassie got asked to do a wedding-themed photoshoot for "Southern Celebrations" magazine, and this past weekend was the shoot! | |
| Here's a sneak peek at some of the photos: | |
| [Photo by Double Windsor Photo] | |
| </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>SUPER cool news: Cassie got asked to do a wedding-themed photoshoot for "Southern Celebrations" magazine, and this past weekend was the shoot! | |
| Here's a sneak peek at some of the photos: | |
| [Photo by Double Windsor Photo] | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>SUPER cool news: Cassie got asked to do a wedding-themed photoshoot for &quot;Southern Celebrations&quot; magazine, and this past weekend was the shoot!</p> | |
| <p>Here&#39;s a sneak peek at some of the photos: </p> | |
| <p>[Photo by Double Windsor Photo]</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 13:53:37 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-07:/posts/6465346</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: The Lengths Harvey Weinstein Went To Hide His Behavior Are Disgusting</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6465334.mp3?modified=1576285416&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6919829" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>432</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 13:51:52 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-07:/posts/6465334</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Brag On Your Significant Other!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6465284.mp3?modified=1576285609&source=rss&stitched=1" length="7287654" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>455</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Sometimes, we have to give the women in our lives some public appreciation when they go above and beyond for you – and that’s the SOLE purpose of this segment. Get some brownie points by publicly appreciating your lady – call us and tell us what your wife is doing that you’re proud of. | |
| | |
| And Kristin's husband, Bart, is gonna kick it off!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes, we have to give the women in our lives some public appreciation when they go above and beyond for you – and that’s the SOLE purpose of this segment. Get some brownie points by publicly appreciating your lady – call us and tell us what your w...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Sometimes, we have to give the women in our lives some public appreciation when they go above and beyond for you – and that’s the SOLE purpose of this segment. Get some brownie points by publicly appreciating your lady – call us and tell us what your wife is doing that you’re proud of. | |
| | |
| And Kristin's husband, Bart, is gonna kick it off!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Sometimes, we have to give the women in our lives some public appreciation when they go above and beyond for you – and that’s the SOLE purpose of this segment. Get some brownie points by publicly appreciating your lady – call us and tell us what your wife is doing that you’re proud of.</p> | |
| <p>And Kristin&#39;s husband, Bart, is gonna kick it off!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 13:21:59 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-07:/posts/6465284</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Lyric Slam Poetry: Can You Figure Out These Songs Based On Brian's Slam Poetry Reading?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6465242.mp3?modified=1576285255&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5597904" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30771746.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>346</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Here's the deal: Brian will read the lyrics as if they're slam poetry...and you have to figure out what song they are. | |
| | |
| Ya down? *finger snaps*</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Here's the deal: Brian will read the lyrics as if they're slam poetry...and you have to figure out what song they are. | |
| | |
| Ya down? *finger snaps*</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Here's the deal: Brian will read the lyrics as if they're slam poetry...and you have to figure out what song they are. | |
| | |
| Ya down? *finger snaps*</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Here&#39;s the deal: Brian will read the lyrics as if they&#39;re slam poetry...and you have to figure out what song they are.</p> | |
| <p>Ya down? <em>finger snaps</em></p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 13:05:24 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-07:/posts/6465242</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update PT 2: She Has MAJOR Neighbor Drama...But She Can't Remember ANY Of It</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6465230.mp3?modified=1576285267&source=rss&stitched=1" length="11878572" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30771818.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>739</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
| | |
| Deanna's neighbors are icing her out of basically everything, pretty much ever since they moved in. They're not even invited to the BIG Fourth of July party that everyone in the neighborhood is invited to. And Deanna can't figure out WHY. | |
| | |
| But when we reached out the neighbors...let's just say there's SOMETHING that went down, even though Deanna doesn't remember it... | |
| | |
| So she asked another neighbor who knows everything, and apparently she started a HUGE rumor about the neighbor's husband sleeping with the nanny!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
| | |
| Deanna's neigh...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
| | |
| Deanna's neighbors are icing her out of basically everything, pretty much ever since they moved in. They're not even invited to the BIG Fourth of July party that everyone in the neighborhood is invited to. And Deanna can't figure out WHY. | |
| | |
| But when we reached out the neighbors...let's just say there's SOMETHING that went down, even though Deanna doesn't remember it... | |
| | |
| So she asked another neighbor who knows everything, and apparently she started a HUGE rumor about the neighbor's husband sleeping with the nanny!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Got drama with your neighbors, but don&#39;t want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! </p> | |
| <p>Tell us what&#39;s going on, then we&#39;ll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace.</p> | |
| <p>Deanna&#39;s neighbors are icing her out of basically everything, pretty much ever since they moved in. They&#39;re not even invited to the BIG Fourth of July party that everyone in the neighborhood is invited to. And Deanna can&#39;t figure out WHY.</p> | |
| <p>But when we reached out the neighbors...let&#39;s just say there&#39;s SOMETHING that went down, even though Deanna doesn&#39;t remember it...</p> | |
| <p>So she asked another neighbor who knows everything, and apparently she started a HUGE rumor about the neighbor&#39;s husband sleeping with the nanny!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 13:01:44 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-07:/posts/6465230</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Tyrese Is Taking Money From His Hollywood Friends</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>331</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 12:34:13 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Would You Want To Know If He Was Dumping You Because Of Your Weight?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6465150.mp3?modified=1576285189&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6262178" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30771399.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>389</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>If you were dating someone for a year, and they just loved everything about you except for your weight and they were going to end it because of it...would you want to know? Or would you be glad that THEY were the weight you dumped? | |
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| One guy is wondering if he should tell his girlfriend that he's not attracted to her because of her weight, or if he should just keep his mouth shut and leave?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>If you were dating someone for a year, and they just loved everything about you except for your weight and they were going to end it because of it...would you want to know? Or would you be glad that THEY were the weight you dumped? | |
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| One guy is wonder...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>If you were dating someone for a year, and they just loved everything about you except for your weight and they were going to end it because of it...would you want to know? Or would you be glad that THEY were the weight you dumped? | |
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| One guy is wondering if he should tell his girlfriend that he's not attracted to her because of her weight, or if he should just keep his mouth shut and leave?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>If you were dating someone for a year, and they just loved everything about you except for your weight and they were going to end it because of it...would you want to know? Or would you be glad that THEY were the weight you dumped?</p> | |
| <p>One guy is wondering if he should tell his girlfriend that he&#39;s not attracted to her because of her weight, or if he should just keep his mouth shut and leave?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 12:22:29 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Plead The Fifth: THE PLOT TWIST EDITION</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30771323.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>523</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” | |
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| Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer. | |
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| You've been asking for it, so we finally did it...and he had no idea it was coming. | |
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| IT'S TOMMY'S TURN! | |
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| And he is SO READY.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fift...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” | |
| | |
| Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer. | |
| | |
| You've been asking for it, so we finally did it...and he had no idea it was coming. | |
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| IT'S TOMMY'S TURN! | |
| | |
| And he is SO READY.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;re taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.”</p> | |
| <p>Every week, we do Plead The Fifth with either Bert, Kristin or Brian. The mastermind, our studio director, Tommy, sits behind the questions playing master puppeteer. </p> | |
| <p>You&#39;ve been asking for it, so we finally did it...and he had no idea it was coming. </p> | |
| <p>IT&#39;S TOMMY&#39;S TURN!</p> | |
| <p>And he is SO READY.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 11:49:14 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-07:/posts/6465082</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Bert Found His Life's Purpose...And Now He's Trying To Get Us To Find Ours</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30773110.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>441</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Bert went on one of *THOSE* retreats (you know, the no cell phone, out in the wilderness / trust fall / bongo playing kind of retreats)...and it was INCREDIBLY enlightening. | |
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| While he was there, he learned a few key takeaways... | |
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| The happiest people? They have gratitude every day & they meditate every day. | |
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| And he also found his life's purpose...and now he's asking us the same questions so that we find ours, and it's a lot harder than you might think. | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert went on one of *THOSE* retreats (you know, the no cell phone, out in the wilderness / trust fall / bongo playing kind of retreats)...and it was INCREDIBLY enlightening. | |
| | |
| While he was there, he learned a few key takeaways... | |
| | |
| The happiest peop...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert went on one of *THOSE* retreats (you know, the no cell phone, out in the wilderness / trust fall / bongo playing kind of retreats)...and it was INCREDIBLY enlightening. | |
| | |
| While he was there, he learned a few key takeaways... | |
| | |
| The happiest people? They have gratitude every day & they meditate every day. | |
| | |
| And he also found his life's purpose...and now he's asking us the same questions so that we find ours, and it's a lot harder than you might think. | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert went on one of <em>THOSE</em> retreats (you know, the no cell phone, out in the wilderness / trust fall / bongo playing kind of retreats)...and it was INCREDIBLY enlightening. </p> | |
| <p>While he was there, he learned a few key takeaways...</p> | |
| <p>The happiest people? They have gratitude every day &amp; they meditate every day.</p> | |
| <p>And he also found his life&#39;s purpose...and now he&#39;s asking us the same questions so that we find ours, and it&#39;s a lot harder than you might think.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 11:31:38 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-07:/posts/6465054</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Stream The Show: Monday, November 6, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6414</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 15:23:52 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-06:/posts/6461991</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: It's A Double Round Of Celebrity Incarceration Draft</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>475</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 14:51:38 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-06:/posts/6461908</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Bert Found His Life's Purpose...In One Weekend</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30756709.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>919</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Bert went on one of *THOSE* retreats (you know, the no cell phone, out in the wilderness / trust fall / bongo playing kind of retreats)...and it was INCREDIBLY enlightening. | |
| | |
| While he was there, he learned a few key takeaways... | |
| | |
| The happiest people? They have gratitude every day & they meditate every day. | |
| | |
| And he also found his life's purpose. </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert went on one of *THOSE* retreats (you know, the no cell phone, out in the wilderness / trust fall / bongo playing kind of retreats)...and it was INCREDIBLY enlightening. | |
| | |
| While he was there, he learned a few key takeaways... | |
| | |
| The happiest peop...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert went on one of *THOSE* retreats (you know, the no cell phone, out in the wilderness / trust fall / bongo playing kind of retreats)...and it was INCREDIBLY enlightening. | |
| | |
| While he was there, he learned a few key takeaways... | |
| | |
| The happiest people? They have gratitude every day & they meditate every day. | |
| | |
| And he also found his life's purpose. </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert went on one of <em>THOSE</em> retreats (you know, the no cell phone, out in the wilderness / trust fall / bongo playing kind of retreats)...and it was INCREDIBLY enlightening. </p> | |
| <p>While he was there, he learned a few key takeaways...</p> | |
| <p>The happiest people? They have gratitude every day &amp; they meditate every day.</p> | |
| <p>And he also found his life&#39;s purpose. </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 14:33:50 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-06:/posts/6461861</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Movie Bucket List of Destiny Update: It's Round 2 Of Brian vs. His Girlfriend</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6461737.mp3?modified=1576298464&source=rss&stitched=1" length="9032466" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30758142.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>562</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 14:11:07 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-06:/posts/6461737</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: Cassie And Her Fiancé's Families Are Meeting For The First Time</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30755680.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>290</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>They've been together for ten years and just got engaged...and their parents STILL have never met. But this weekend, it's all going down: Cassie and her fiancé's families are meeting for the first time...while they're STAYING under the same roof with her. | |
| | |
| Here's how it went: | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>They've been together for ten years and just got engaged...and their parents STILL have never met. But this weekend, it's all going down: Cassie and her fiancé's families are meeting for the first time...while they're STAYING under the same roof with h...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>They've been together for ten years and just got engaged...and their parents STILL have never met. But this weekend, it's all going down: Cassie and her fiancé's families are meeting for the first time...while they're STAYING under the same roof with her. | |
| | |
| Here's how it went: | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>They&#39;ve been together for ten years and just got engaged...and their parents STILL have never met. But this weekend, it&#39;s all going down: Cassie and her fiancé&#39;s families are meeting for the first time...while they&#39;re STAYING under the same roof with her.</p> | |
| <p>Here&#39;s how it went:</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 14:10:43 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-06:/posts/6461733</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: She's Thinking Of Leaving Her Entire Life Behind</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>785</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Have you ever been driving and realized that you just wanted to miss your exist and keep on driving, even with no destination? That you're just so tired of life and you're so over everything, that you want to leave it all behind and start over somewhere new and unknown? | |
| | |
| On Friday, she was there, on the side of the road, thinking about her job, her life, her relationship, and she called us, lost and close to tears. | |
| | |
| After the weekend, here's what she ended up doing: | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Have you ever been driving and realized that you just wanted to miss your exist and keep on driving, even with no destination? That you're just so tired of life and you're so over everything, that you want to leave it all behind and start over somewher...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Have you ever been driving and realized that you just wanted to miss your exist and keep on driving, even with no destination? That you're just so tired of life and you're so over everything, that you want to leave it all behind and start over somewhere new and unknown? | |
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| On Friday, she was there, on the side of the road, thinking about her job, her life, her relationship, and she called us, lost and close to tears. | |
| | |
| After the weekend, here's what she ended up doing: | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Have you ever been driving and realized that you just wanted to miss your exist and keep on driving, even with no destination? That you&#39;re just so tired of life and you&#39;re so over everything, that you want to leave it all behind and start over somewhere new and unknown?</p> | |
| <p>On Friday, she was there, on the side of the road, thinking about her job, her life, her relationship, and she called us, lost and close to tears.</p> | |
| <p>After the weekend, here&#39;s what she ended up doing:</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 14:02:19 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-06:/posts/6461714</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Lamar Odom Collapsed In A Club</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6461634.mp3?modified=1576298206&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5675146" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>354</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 13:32:53 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-06:/posts/6461634</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Kristin's Hot Guy Fantasy Football Line Up: She DEFINITELY Didn't Run This One By Our Producer</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6461507.mp3?modified=1576297838&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8087384" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30754887.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>503</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>In case you've somehow missed it, every football season, Kristin does one of her epic hot dude fantasy football line-ups. (She only picks hot guys for her fantasy football team, and manages to win Bert's Big Adventure cash every year by doing it!) | |
| | |
| And the way she pays her respects to these super talented athletes? With the most AMAZING pick-up lines you've ever heard. | |
| | |
| But she DEFINITELY didn't run this line by our Producer Tommy before it went out on-air. Whoops.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>In case you've somehow missed it, every football season, Kristin does one of her epic hot dude fantasy football line-ups. (She only picks hot guys for her fantasy football team, and manages to win Bert's Big Adventure cash every year by doing it!) | |
| | |
| A...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>In case you've somehow missed it, every football season, Kristin does one of her epic hot dude fantasy football line-ups. (She only picks hot guys for her fantasy football team, and manages to win Bert's Big Adventure cash every year by doing it!) | |
| | |
| And the way she pays her respects to these super talented athletes? With the most AMAZING pick-up lines you've ever heard. | |
| | |
| But she DEFINITELY didn't run this line by our Producer Tommy before it went out on-air. Whoops.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>In case you&#39;ve somehow missed it, every football season, Kristin does one of her epic hot dude fantasy football line-ups. (She only picks hot guys for her fantasy football team, and manages to win Bert&#39;s Big Adventure cash every year by doing it!)</p> | |
| <p>And the way she pays her respects to these super talented athletes? With the most AMAZING pick-up lines you&#39;ve ever heard.</p> | |
| <p>But she DEFINITELY didn&#39;t run this line by our Producer Tommy before it went out on-air. Whoops.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 13:24:48 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-06:/posts/6461507</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Davi's Celebrity Sightings Around ATL!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6461490.mp3?modified=1576298147&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5761263" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>359</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 13:19:21 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-06:/posts/6461490</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: She Has MAJOR Neighbor Drama...But She Can't Remember ANY Of It</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6461488.mp3?modified=1576297892&source=rss&stitched=1" length="13752965" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30755198.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>856</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
| | |
| Deanna's neighbors are icing her out of basically everything, pretty much ever since they moved in. They're not even invited to the BIG Fourth of July party that everyone in the neighborhood is invited to. And Deanna can't figure out WHY. | |
| | |
| But when we reached out the neighbors...let's just say there's SOMETHING that went down, even though Deanna doesn't remember it...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
| | |
| Deanna's neigh...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! | |
| | |
| Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. | |
| | |
| Deanna's neighbors are icing her out of basically everything, pretty much ever since they moved in. They're not even invited to the BIG Fourth of July party that everyone in the neighborhood is invited to. And Deanna can't figure out WHY. | |
| | |
| But when we reached out the neighbors...let's just say there's SOMETHING that went down, even though Deanna doesn't remember it...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Got drama with your neighbors, but don&#39;t want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! </p> | |
| <p>Tell us what&#39;s going on, then we&#39;ll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace.</p> | |
| <p>Deanna&#39;s neighbors are icing her out of basically everything, pretty much ever since they moved in. They&#39;re not even invited to the BIG Fourth of July party that everyone in the neighborhood is invited to. And Deanna can&#39;t figure out WHY.</p> | |
| <p>But when we reached out the neighbors...let&#39;s just say there&#39;s SOMETHING that went down, even though Deanna doesn&#39;t remember it...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 13:16:13 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-06:/posts/6461488</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Final Update: Should She Tell The Man Who's About To Marry Someone Else She Loves Him?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30755401.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>535</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
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| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers. | |
| | |
| Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian's original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE. | |
| | |
| The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not? | |
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| You guys said NO DON'T DO IT YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, and she said MEEEEEEH PROBS GONNA DO IT. | |
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| And here's what she actually did:</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
| | |
| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hoo...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
| | |
| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers. | |
| | |
| Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian's original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE. | |
| | |
| The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not? | |
| | |
| You guys said NO DON'T DO IT YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, and she said MEEEEEEH PROBS GONNA DO IT. | |
| | |
| And here's what she actually did:</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Here&#39;s how the 15 Minute Poll works: we&#39;ll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do.</p> | |
| <p>Brian&#39;s friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers.</p> | |
| <p>Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian&#39;s original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE.</p> | |
| <p>The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not?</p> | |
| <p>You guys said NO DON&#39;T DO IT YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, and she said MEEEEEEH PROBS GONNA DO IT.</p> | |
| <p>And here&#39;s what she actually did:</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 11:50:24 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: We Have A Celebrity Baby Draft Winner!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>402</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 11:36:47 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Did Kristin Pull Off The Ultimate Surprise?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30756356.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>359</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Kristin had not one, but TWO surprises to pull off this weekend...and she was nervous about making them both happen, especially because it involved a TON of coordination, people keeping secrets, and some out-of-state travel...</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Kristin had not one, but TWO surprises to pull off this weekend...and she was nervous about making them both happen, especially because it involved a TON of coordination, people keeping secrets, and some out-of-state travel...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Kristin had not one, but TWO surprises to pull off this weekend...and she was nervous about making them both happen, especially because it involved a TON of coordination, people keeping secrets, and some out-of-state travel...</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Kristin had not one, but TWO surprises to pull off this weekend...and she was nervous about making them both happen, especially because it involved a TON of coordination, people keeping secrets, and some out-of-state travel...</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 11:36:25 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Stream The Show: Friday, November 3, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6807</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 14:38:33 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>P1 Party: One Of Our Listeners Almost Got Arrested For Trying To Stalk Harry Styles</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6455183.mp3?modified=1576292900&source=rss&stitched=1" length="7492852" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>468</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 14:07:24 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-03:/posts/6455183</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Celebrity Baby Draft</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6455139.mp3?modified=1576292927&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5344123" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>333</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 13:50:59 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>We Wrote The Best Fan Fiction About The Justin-Selena-Weeknd Love Triangle</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6455114.mp3?modified=1576292898&source=rss&stitched=1" length="16126247" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>1007</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 13:44:38 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-03:/posts/6455114</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>She's Thinking Of Living Her Entire Life Behind</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>783</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Have you ever been driving and realized that you just wanted to miss your exist and keep on driving, even with no destination? That you're just so tired of life and you're so over everything, that you want to leave it all behind and start over somewhere new and unknown? | |
| | |
| She's there, on the side of the road, right now.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Have you ever been driving and realized that you just wanted to miss your exist and keep on driving, even with no destination? That you're just so tired of life and you're so over everything, that you want to leave it all behind and start over somewher...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Have you ever been driving and realized that you just wanted to miss your exist and keep on driving, even with no destination? That you're just so tired of life and you're so over everything, that you want to leave it all behind and start over somewhere new and unknown? | |
| | |
| She's there, on the side of the road, right now.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Have you ever been driving and realized that you just wanted to miss your exist and keep on driving, even with no destination? That you&#39;re just so tired of life and you&#39;re so over everything, that you want to leave it all behind and start over somewhere new and unknown?</p> | |
| <p>She&#39;s there, on the side of the road, right now.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 13:13:34 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-03:/posts/6455031</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Tyrese Says He's Not Having A Meltdown</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6454922.mp3?modified=1576292888&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6358928" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>397</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 12:34:47 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Tell Me Something Good!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6454911.mp3?modified=1576292779&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5143099" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>321</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 12:30:28 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Got Neighbor Drama? We'll Broker It!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6454891.mp3?modified=1576292792&source=rss&stitched=1" length="10573657" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>660</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Got drama with your neighbors, but don't want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! Tell us what's going on, then we'll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Got drama with your neighbors, but don&#39;t want to call them out on it? Let us be your neighbor drama broker! Tell us what&#39;s going on, then we&#39;ll contact them and see what the deal is on THEIR end...and maybe even broker some peace. </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 12:27:06 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-03:/posts/6454891</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>Who's Quitting In A Blaze Of Glory?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>749</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description> | |
| You hate your job so much that you're not only quitting - you're BURNING that bridge. | |
| | |
| Who's quitting in a BLAZE OF GLORY? | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle> | |
| You hate your job so much that you're not only quitting - you're BURNING that bridge. | |
| | |
| Who's quitting in a BLAZE OF GLORY? | |
| </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary> | |
| You hate your job so much that you're not only quitting - you're BURNING that bridge. | |
| | |
| Who's quitting in a BLAZE OF GLORY? | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>You hate your job so much that you&#39;re not only quitting - you&#39;re BURNING that bridge.</p> | |
| <p>Who&#39;s quitting in a BLAZE OF GLORY?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 12:18:58 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-03:/posts/6454884</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: New Music From Taylor Swift!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6454781.mp3?modified=1576292881&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6124453" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>382</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 11:44:02 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Cassie And Her Fiancé's Families Are Meeting For The First Time</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6454728.mp3?modified=1576292774&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8860030" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>553</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>They've been together for ten years and just got engaged...and their parents STILL have never met. | |
| | |
| But this weekend, it's all going down: Cassie and her fiancé's families are meeting for the first time...while they're STAYING under the same roof with her.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>They've been together for ten years and just got engaged...and their parents STILL have never met. | |
| | |
| But this weekend, it's all going down: Cassie and her fiancé's families are meeting for the first time...while they're STAYING under the same roof wi...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>They've been together for ten years and just got engaged...and their parents STILL have never met. | |
| | |
| But this weekend, it's all going down: Cassie and her fiancé's families are meeting for the first time...while they're STAYING under the same roof with her.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>They&#39;ve been together for ten years and just got engaged...and their parents STILL have never met. </p> | |
| <p>But this weekend, it&#39;s all going down: Cassie and her fiancé&#39;s families are meeting for the first time...while they&#39;re STAYING under the same roof with her.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 11:21:37 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-03:/posts/6454728</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Movie Bucket List of Destiny: It's Round 2 Of Brian vs. His Girlfriend</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6454705.mp3?modified=1576292639&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5537241" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>345</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
| | |
| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person's movie? | |
| | |
| The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie. | |
| | |
| Now, we're picking for round 2!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
| | |
| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you're competitive in your relationship? | |
| | |
| Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person's movie? | |
| | |
| The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie. | |
| | |
| Now, we're picking for round 2!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Being competitive is great and everything, but what about when you&#39;re competitive in your relationship?</p> | |
| <p>Brian and his girlfriend are going head-to-head over movies: guy flicks vs. chick flicks. Which stand the test of time...and which can beat down the other person&#39;s movie?</p> | |
| <p>The first big show-down was Titanic vs. Scarface...and it was a tie.</p> | |
| <p> Now, we&#39;re picking for round 2!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 11:08:41 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-03:/posts/6454705</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Update: Should She Tell The Man Who's About To Marry Someone Else She Loves Him?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6454652.mp3?modified=1576292411&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6418826" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30725233.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>399</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
| | |
| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers. | |
| | |
| Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian's original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE. | |
| | |
| The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not? | |
| | |
| | |
| You guys said "NO DON'T DO IT YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE", and she said "MEEEEEEH probably gonna do it."</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
| | |
| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hoo...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
| | |
| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers. | |
| | |
| Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian's original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE. | |
| | |
| The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not? | |
| | |
| | |
| You guys said "NO DON'T DO IT YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE", and she said "MEEEEEEH probably gonna do it."</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Here&#39;s how the 15 Minute Poll works: we&#39;ll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do.</p> | |
| <p>Brian&#39;s friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers.</p> | |
| <p>Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian&#39;s original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE.</p> | |
| <p>The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not?</p> | |
| <p>You guys said &quot;NO DON&#39;T DO IT YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE&quot;, and she said &quot;MEEEEEEH probably gonna do it.&quot;</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 10:47:23 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: More Are Coming Forward About Kevin Spacey’s Behavior</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6454619.mp3?modified=1576292342&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6539486" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>408</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 10:36:07 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Wussification of America: You Guys DON'T Like This</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>314</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Not using red pens to grade because it might hurt feelings. | |
| Not playing another football team because the kids are too big. | |
| Not selecting a Valedictorian because it'll make other kids feel bad. | |
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| ALL of these are examples of the Wussification of America, and Bert's been talking about it for YEARS, but now it's hit an all time low: his son's soccer game got CANCELED because it was TOO COLD. | |
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| If these comments on Brian's Facebook page are any indication, you guys are obviously NOT DOWN with this...but then WHO is?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Not using red pens to grade because it might hurt feelings. | |
| Not playing another football team because the kids are too big. | |
| Not selecting a Valedictorian because it'll make other kids feel bad. | |
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| ALL of these are examples of the Wussification of Ame...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Not using red pens to grade because it might hurt feelings. | |
| Not playing another football team because the kids are too big. | |
| Not selecting a Valedictorian because it'll make other kids feel bad. | |
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| ALL of these are examples of the Wussification of America, and Bert's been talking about it for YEARS, but now it's hit an all time low: his son's soccer game got CANCELED because it was TOO COLD. | |
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| If these comments on Brian's Facebook page are any indication, you guys are obviously NOT DOWN with this...but then WHO is?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Not using red pens to grade because it might hurt feelings. | |
| Not playing another football team because the kids are too big. | |
| Not selecting a Valedictorian because it&#39;ll make other kids feel bad.</p> | |
| <p>ALL of these are examples of the Wussification of America, and Bert&#39;s been talking about it for YEARS, but now it&#39;s hit an all time low: his son&#39;s soccer game got CANCELED because it was TOO COLD.</p> | |
| <p>If these comments on Brian&#39;s Facebook page are any indication, you guys are obviously NOT DOWN with this...but then WHO is?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 10:21:46 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-03:/posts/6454581</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Thursday, November 2, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6234</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 14:36:01 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-02:/posts/6451678</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Harry Styles Slips On Stage</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6451484.mp3?modified=1576305381&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6634363" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>414</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 13:46:39 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-02:/posts/6451484</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
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| <title>Should Bert Push His Kid To Be On Social Media?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6451454.mp3?modified=1576305293&source=rss&stitched=1" length="12644068" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30711697.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>788</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Is introducing your socially awkward child to get on social media great for interactions...or a disaster waiting to happen? After all, the internet is forever...and social media can be sort of an emotional minefield? | |
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| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Is introducing your socially awkward child to get on social media great for interactions...or a disaster waiting to happen? After all, the internet is forever...and social media can be sort of an emotional minefield? | |
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| </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Is introducing your socially awkward child to get on social media great for interactions...or a disaster waiting to happen? After all, the internet is forever...and social media can be sort of an emotional minefield? | |
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| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Is introducing your socially awkward child to get on social media great for interactions...or a disaster waiting to happen? After all, the internet is forever...and social media can be sort of an emotional minefield?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 13:32:08 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-02:/posts/6451454</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>What's The Meanest Thing Your Kid Has Said To You?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6451364.mp3?modified=1576305321&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8261509" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>516</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>They're adorable...until they say something really mean. What's the worst thing your kid has said to you?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>They're adorable...until they say something really mean. What's the worst thing your kid has said to you?</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>They're adorable...until they say something really mean. What's the worst thing your kid has said to you?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>They&#39;re adorable...until they say something really mean. What&#39;s the worst thing your kid has said to you?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 13:07:48 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-02:/posts/6451364</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: More Sexual Harassment Claims Come Out Of Hollywood</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6451316.mp3?modified=1576305254&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8217174" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>513</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 12:50:59 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-02:/posts/6451316</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Dramatic Reenactment: They Paid For Their Wedding Dresses...Then The Store Ripped Them Off And Never Delivered Them!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6451244.mp3?modified=1576305209&source=rss&stitched=1" length="11648426" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30711199.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>725</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Picture this: you're engaged, and you're planning your dream wedding to the person of your dreams. You get all your friends and family together, and finally find the PERFECT wedding dress after months of hunting. Yeah, it's a little pricey, but you're only ever gonna get ONE of these, right? | |
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| You plunk down the couple GRAND for the dress, and leave the store empty-handed, but knowing that the store is going to order your dream dress straight from the designer for you, and that it will arrive in a few months. | |
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| So you wait. And then, it's here! The day the dress is supposed to arrive! But no phone call comes. So you wait some more. Still, nothing. You give the store a call and leave a message. You want to call again, but you don't want to be *that* kind of bridezilla, so you leave it a week. You call again. No response. | |
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| When you swing by the store, you see it's closed (but still stocked full of dresses), and a sign on the door says "by appointment only." It's a month past when your dress was originally due to be in your hands, so you're pushing down that slight panic welling up in the pit of your stomach. | |
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| After you spill about your concern to your friends, and they validate your worst fears, telling you that it IS weird. So, you swing by the store...and see that it's empty, and the last few things are being packed up. | |
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| The. Store. Is. Closing. | |
| You. Paid. Them. Two. Grand. | |
| You. Don't. Have. Your. Dress. | |
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| And when you confront the owner, they threaten to call the police, promise to call you, and then basically kick you out of the store. | |
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| What do you do?! | |
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| Since we can't play the audio on air...we're gonna do a dramatic reenactment. | |
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| If you're one of the affected brides who would like to get in contact with OTHER brides, email us at [email protected].</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Picture this: you're engaged, and you're planning your dream wedding to the person of your dreams. You get all your friends and family together, and finally find the PERFECT wedding dress after months of hunting. Yeah, it's a little pricey, but you're ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Picture this: you're engaged, and you're planning your dream wedding to the person of your dreams. You get all your friends and family together, and finally find the PERFECT wedding dress after months of hunting. Yeah, it's a little pricey, but you're only ever gonna get ONE of these, right? | |
| | |
| You plunk down the couple GRAND for the dress, and leave the store empty-handed, but knowing that the store is going to order your dream dress straight from the designer for you, and that it will arrive in a few months. | |
| | |
| So you wait. And then, it's here! The day the dress is supposed to arrive! But no phone call comes. So you wait some more. Still, nothing. You give the store a call and leave a message. You want to call again, but you don't want to be *that* kind of bridezilla, so you leave it a week. You call again. No response. | |
| | |
| When you swing by the store, you see it's closed (but still stocked full of dresses), and a sign on the door says "by appointment only." It's a month past when your dress was originally due to be in your hands, so you're pushing down that slight panic welling up in the pit of your stomach. | |
| | |
| After you spill about your concern to your friends, and they validate your worst fears, telling you that it IS weird. So, you swing by the store...and see that it's empty, and the last few things are being packed up. | |
| | |
| The. Store. Is. Closing. | |
| You. Paid. Them. Two. Grand. | |
| You. Don't. Have. Your. Dress. | |
| | |
| And when you confront the owner, they threaten to call the police, promise to call you, and then basically kick you out of the store. | |
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| What do you do?! | |
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| Since we can't play the audio on air...we're gonna do a dramatic reenactment. | |
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| If you're one of the affected brides who would like to get in contact with OTHER brides, email us at [email protected].</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Picture this: you&#39;re engaged, and you&#39;re planning your dream wedding to the person of your dreams. You get all your friends and family together, and finally find the PERFECT wedding dress after months of hunting. Yeah, it&#39;s a little pricey, but you&#39;re only ever gonna get ONE of these, right?</p> | |
| <p>You plunk down the couple GRAND for the dress, and leave the store empty-handed, but knowing that the store is going to order your dream dress straight from the designer for you, and that it will arrive in a few months.</p> | |
| <p>So you wait. And then, it&#39;s here! The day the dress is supposed to arrive! But no phone call comes. So you wait some more. Still, nothing. You give the store a call and leave a message. You want to call again, but you don&#39;t want to be <em>that</em> kind of bridezilla, so you leave it a week. You call again. No response.</p> | |
| <p>When you swing by the store, you see it&#39;s closed (but still stocked full of dresses), and a sign on the door says &quot;by appointment only.&quot; It&#39;s a month past when your dress was originally due to be in your hands, so you&#39;re pushing down that slight panic welling up in the pit of your stomach.</p> | |
| <p>After you spill about your concern to your friends, and they validate your worst fears, telling you that it IS weird. So, you swing by the store...and see that it&#39;s empty, and the last few things are being packed up.</p> | |
| <p>The. Store. Is. Closing. | |
| You. Paid. Them. Two. Grand. | |
| You. Don&#39;t. Have. Your. Dress.</p> | |
| <p>And when you confront the owner, they threaten to call the police, promise to call you, and then basically kick you out of the store.</p> | |
| <p>What do you do?!</p> | |
| <p>Since we can&#39;t play the audio on air...we&#39;re gonna do a dramatic reenactment.</p> | |
| <p>If you&#39;re one of the affected brides who would like to get in contact with OTHER brides, email us at [email protected].</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 12:18:22 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-02:/posts/6451244</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>After Hearing This, Bert Thinks Cassie Needs To Stop Dealing With The Interns</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6451231.mp3?modified=1576305099&source=rss&stitched=1" length="10548996" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>659</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doing show you the ropes. | |
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| But when after the fourth or fifth time you don't get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you're reminded - someone's gonna snap. | |
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| Well, after listening to the last episode of Cassie and Davi's podcast, BROADly Speaking, Bert's pretty sure she needs to give up managing the interns. | |
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| Ps. We're accepting intern applications! thebertshow.com/interns</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doin...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We get it. When you're an intern, you're learning. You're expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven't learned how to do things the right way, yet. That's why you intern - it's a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they're doing show you the ropes. | |
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| But when after the fourth or fifth time you don't get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you're reminded - someone's gonna snap. | |
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| Well, after listening to the last episode of Cassie and Davi's podcast, BROADly Speaking, Bert's pretty sure she needs to give up managing the interns. | |
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| Ps. We're accepting intern applications! thebertshow.com/interns</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We get it. When you&#39;re an intern, you&#39;re learning. You&#39;re expected to screw up, because honestly, you just haven&#39;t learned how to do things the right way, yet. That&#39;s why you intern - it&#39;s a trial period where people who know (mostly) what they&#39;re doing show you the ropes.</p> | |
| <p>But when after the fourth or fifth time you don&#39;t get it - especially when there are explicit instructions left for you AND you&#39;re reminded - someone&#39;s gonna snap.</p> | |
| <p>Well, after listening to the last episode of Cassie and Davi&#39;s podcast, BROADly Speaking, Bert&#39;s pretty sure she needs to give up managing the interns.</p> | |
| <p>Ps. We&#39;re accepting intern applications! thebertshow.com/interns</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 12:09:51 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-02:/posts/6451231</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: JELENA IS BACK!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6451145.mp3?modified=1576305104&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6758079" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>422</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 11:33:10 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-02:/posts/6451145</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Calling All Unicorns: Who Actually LIKED Planning Their Wedding?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6451116.mp3?modified=1576305342&source=rss&stitched=1" length="9591044" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>599</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We don't believe these people actually exist...but they do. Who actually LIKED every step of planning their wedding? | |
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| THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU...HOW?! | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We don't believe these people actually exist...but they do. Who actually LIKED every step of planning their wedding? | |
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| THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU...HOW?! | |
| </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We don't believe these people actually exist...but they do. Who actually LIKED every step of planning their wedding? | |
| | |
| THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU...HOW?! | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We don&#39;t believe these people actually exist...but they do. Who actually LIKED every step of planning their wedding?</p> | |
| <p>THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU...HOW?!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 11:25:28 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-02:/posts/6451116</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>PT 1 & 2: Should She Tell The Man Who's About To Marry Someone Else She Loves Him?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6451074.mp3?modified=1576304834&source=rss&stitched=1" length="14062389" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30709209.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>876</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
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| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers. | |
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| Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian's original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE. | |
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| The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
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| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hoo...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
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| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers. | |
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| Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian's original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE. | |
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| The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Here&#39;s how the 15 Minute Poll works: we&#39;ll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do.</p> | |
| <p>Brian&#39;s friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers.</p> | |
| <p>Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian&#39;s original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE.</p> | |
| <p>The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 11:06:40 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-02:/posts/6451074</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 2: Should She Tell The Man Who's About To Marry Someone Else She Loves Him?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6451069.mp3?modified=1576304836&source=rss&stitched=1" length="7319868" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30709220.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>455</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
| | |
| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers. | |
| | |
| Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian's original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE. | |
| | |
| The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
| | |
| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hoo...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
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| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers. | |
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| Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian's original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE. | |
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| The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Here&#39;s how the 15 Minute Poll works: we&#39;ll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do.</p> | |
| <p>Brian&#39;s friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers.</p> | |
| <p>Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian&#39;s original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE.</p> | |
| <p>The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 11:04:14 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>PT 1: Should She Tell The Man Who's About To Marry Someone Else She Loves Him?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
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| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers. | |
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| Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian's original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE. | |
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| The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
| | |
| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hoo...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Here's how the 15 Minute Poll works: we'll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do. | |
| | |
| Brian's friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers. | |
| | |
| Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian's original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE. | |
| | |
| The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Here&#39;s how the 15 Minute Poll works: we&#39;ll open the poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you guys vote on is what this person HAS to do.</p> | |
| <p>Brian&#39;s friend has had a good friend for YEARS, and had feelings for him but for some reason, while she started hooking up with him...she set him up with a friend of hers.</p> | |
| <p>Well, the guy fell HARD, and after about a month of dating, he PROPOSED to the new girl. Brian&#39;s original friend ignored it, but when she got the actual wedding invitation - those feelings flared up HARDCORE.</p> | |
| <p>The wedding is this weekend: should she confess she loves him or not?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 10:54:12 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-02:/posts/6451056</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Beyoncé Made A Lion-Sized Announcement</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>314</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 10:32:59 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Stream The Show: Wednesday, November 1, 2017</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>6865</itunes:duration> | |
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| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 14:09:36 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>She Hasn't Watched TV In 8 Years - What Is The ONE Show She Needs To Watch?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <description>Our Producer Tracey hasn't watched any TV in about 8.5 years because she had kids. She's been spending time with them (and working), but that means she gives up the tube time for her family, and any TV time they *do* get is for the kids. | |
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| When she hears people talk about all these great shows - "Homeland," "Game of Thrones," "Breaking Bad," you name it - she hasn't seen ANY of them. Seriously, the last thing she remembers watching consistently was "West Wing." | |
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| So if she finds the time again, what is the ONE TV show from the past 8 years that she HAS to start watching?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Our Producer Tracey hasn't watched any TV in about 8.5 years because she had kids. She's been spending time with them (and working), but that means she gives up the tube time for her family, and any TV time they *do* get is for the kids. | |
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| When she he...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Our Producer Tracey hasn't watched any TV in about 8.5 years because she had kids. She's been spending time with them (and working), but that means she gives up the tube time for her family, and any TV time they *do* get is for the kids. | |
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| When she hears people talk about all these great shows - "Homeland," "Game of Thrones," "Breaking Bad," you name it - she hasn't seen ANY of them. Seriously, the last thing she remembers watching consistently was "West Wing." | |
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| So if she finds the time again, what is the ONE TV show from the past 8 years that she HAS to start watching?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Our Producer Tracey hasn&#39;t watched any TV in about 8.5 years because she had kids. She&#39;s been spending time with them (and working), but that means she gives up the tube time for her family, and any TV time they <em>do</em> get is for the kids.</p> | |
| <p>When she hears people talk about all these great shows - &quot;Homeland,&quot; &quot;Game of Thrones,&quot; &quot;Breaking Bad,&quot; you name it - she hasn&#39;t seen ANY of them. Seriously, the last thing she remembers watching consistently was &quot;West Wing.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>So if she finds the time again, what is the ONE TV show from the past 8 years that she HAS to start watching?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 14:04:37 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>EBuzz: Twins Mean Another Round Of Celebrity Baby Draft!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>495</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 13:54:35 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Bert's Not Sure He Can Survive For A Weekend Without This...Could You?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>501</itunes:duration> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Bert got invited to a guy's detox weekend, and was all about going - it's gonna be some time to unwind, recalibrate, and focus on mental health and happiness. | |
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| Until he realized that they were gonna take his phone from him AT THE DOOR. | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Bert got invited to a guy's detox weekend, and was all about going - it's gonna be some time to unwind, recalibrate, and focus on mental health and happiness. | |
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| Until he realized that they were gonna take his phone from him AT THE DOOR. | |
| </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Bert got invited to a guy's detox weekend, and was all about going - it's gonna be some time to unwind, recalibrate, and focus on mental health and happiness. | |
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| Until he realized that they were gonna take his phone from him AT THE DOOR. | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Bert got invited to a guy&#39;s detox weekend, and was all about going - it&#39;s gonna be some time to unwind, recalibrate, and focus on mental health and happiness. </p> | |
| <p>Until he realized that they were gonna take his phone from him AT THE DOOR.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 13:47:21 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-01:/posts/6448221</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <title>Update PT 2: Should She Let Her Husband Go To A Halloween Party With His "Work Wife?"</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Here's how it works: we put up a poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you vote on is what she does. This listener has an issue, and she's not sure how to handle it: | |
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| My husband’s office has a Halloween party every year for the staff and their biggest clients. I never go to the party by my own choice...I don’t really know anyone, never had a great time. | |
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| This year, he and his work partner....in other words, his “work wife,” are doing a themed costume. | |
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| Do I let my husband go in a couples costume to a party with another woman? Am I being insecure or is this wrong? | |
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| You guys said "OH HELL NO," so she told him she wasn't happy about it, and he gave her major pushback...and ended up going ANYWAY. | |
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| And he didn't get home until 3AM.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Here's how it works: we put up a poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you vote on is what she does. This listener has an issue, and she's not sure how to handle it: | |
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| My husband’s office has a Halloween party every year for the staff and their biggest cl...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Here's how it works: we put up a poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you vote on is what she does. This listener has an issue, and she's not sure how to handle it: | |
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| My husband’s office has a Halloween party every year for the staff and their biggest clients. I never go to the party by my own choice...I don’t really know anyone, never had a great time. | |
| | |
| This year, he and his work partner....in other words, his “work wife,” are doing a themed costume. | |
| | |
| Do I let my husband go in a couples costume to a party with another woman? Am I being insecure or is this wrong? | |
| | |
| You guys said "OH HELL NO," so she told him she wasn't happy about it, and he gave her major pushback...and ended up going ANYWAY. | |
| | |
| And he didn't get home until 3AM.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Here&#39;s how it works: we put up a poll for 15 minutes, and whatever you vote on is what she does. This listener has an issue, and she&#39;s not sure how to handle it:</p> | |
| <p>My husband’s office has a Halloween party every year for the staff and their biggest clients. I never go to the party by my own choice...I don’t really know anyone, never had a great time.</p> | |
| <p>This year, he and his work partner....in other words, his “work wife,” are doing a themed costume.</p> | |
| <p>Do I let my husband go in a couples costume to a party with another woman? Am I being insecure or is this wrong?</p> | |
| <p>You guys said &quot;OH HELL NO,&quot; so she told him she wasn&#39;t happy about it, and he gave her major pushback...and ended up going ANYWAY.</p> | |
| <p>And he didn&#39;t get home until 3AM.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 13:10:35 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-01:/posts/6448100</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>PT 1 & 2 - They Paid For Their Wedding Dresses...Then The Store Ripped Them Off And Never Delivered Them!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6448048.mp3?modified=1576302712&source=rss&stitched=1" length="22645934" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30698076.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>1413</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description> | |
| CNN legal analyst and attorney Page Pate is here with some solid advice: | |
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| If you're one of the affected brides who would like to get in contact with OTHER brides, email us at [email protected]</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle> | |
| CNN legal analyst and attorney Page Pate is here with some solid advice: | |
| | |
| | |
| If you're one of the affected brides who would like to get in contact with OTHER brides, email us at [email protected]</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary> | |
| CNN legal analyst and attorney Page Pate is here with some solid advice: | |
| | |
| | |
| If you're one of the affected brides who would like to get in contact with OTHER brides, email us at [email protected]</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>CNN legal analyst and attorney Page Pate is here with some solid advice:</p> | |
| <p>If you&#39;re one of the affected brides who would like to get in contact with OTHER brides, email us at [email protected]</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 12:56:39 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-01:/posts/6448048</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 2 - They Paid For Their Wedding Dresses...Then The Store Ripped Them Off And Never Delivered Them!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30698069.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>558</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Picture this: you're engaged, and you're planning your dream wedding to the person of your dreams. You get all your friends and family together, and finally find the PERFECT wedding dress after months of hunting. Yeah, it's a little pricey, but you're only ever gonna get ONE of these, right? | |
| | |
| You plunk down the couple GRAND for the dress, and leave the store empty-handed, but knowing that the store is going to order your dream dress straight from the designer for you, and that it will arrive in a few months. | |
| | |
| So you wait. And then, it's here! The day the dress is supposed to arrive! But no phone call comes. So you wait some more. Still, nothing. You give the store a call and leave a message. You want to call again, but you don't want to be *that* kind of bridezilla, so you leave it a week. You call again. No response. | |
| | |
| When you swing by the store, you see it's closed (but still stocked full of dresses), and a sign on the door says "by appointment only." It's a month past when your dress was originally due to be in your hands, so you're pushing down that slight panic welling up in the pit of your stomach. | |
| | |
| After you spill about your concern to your friends, and they validate your worst fears, telling you that it IS weird. So, you swing by the store...and see that it's empty, and the last few things are being packed up. | |
| | |
| | |
| The. Store. Is. Closing. | |
| You. Paid. Them. Two. Grand. | |
| You. Don't. Have. Your. Dress. | |
| | |
| And when you confront the owner, they threaten to call the police, promise to call you, and then basically kick you out of the store. | |
| | |
| What do you do?! | |
| | |
| CNN legal analyst and attorney Page Pate is here with some solid advice: | |
| | |
| | |
| If you're one of the affected brides who would like to get in contact with OTHER brides, email us at [email protected] | |
| | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Picture this: you're engaged, and you're planning your dream wedding to the person of your dreams. You get all your friends and family together, and finally find the PERFECT wedding dress after months of hunting. Yeah, it's a little pricey, but you're ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Picture this: you're engaged, and you're planning your dream wedding to the person of your dreams. You get all your friends and family together, and finally find the PERFECT wedding dress after months of hunting. Yeah, it's a little pricey, but you're only ever gonna get ONE of these, right? | |
| | |
| You plunk down the couple GRAND for the dress, and leave the store empty-handed, but knowing that the store is going to order your dream dress straight from the designer for you, and that it will arrive in a few months. | |
| | |
| So you wait. And then, it's here! The day the dress is supposed to arrive! But no phone call comes. So you wait some more. Still, nothing. You give the store a call and leave a message. You want to call again, but you don't want to be *that* kind of bridezilla, so you leave it a week. You call again. No response. | |
| | |
| When you swing by the store, you see it's closed (but still stocked full of dresses), and a sign on the door says "by appointment only." It's a month past when your dress was originally due to be in your hands, so you're pushing down that slight panic welling up in the pit of your stomach. | |
| | |
| After you spill about your concern to your friends, and they validate your worst fears, telling you that it IS weird. So, you swing by the store...and see that it's empty, and the last few things are being packed up. | |
| | |
| | |
| The. Store. Is. Closing. | |
| You. Paid. Them. Two. Grand. | |
| You. Don't. Have. Your. Dress. | |
| | |
| And when you confront the owner, they threaten to call the police, promise to call you, and then basically kick you out of the store. | |
| | |
| What do you do?! | |
| | |
| CNN legal analyst and attorney Page Pate is here with some solid advice: | |
| | |
| | |
| If you're one of the affected brides who would like to get in contact with OTHER brides, email us at [email protected] | |
| | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Picture this: you&#39;re engaged, and you&#39;re planning your dream wedding to the person of your dreams. You get all your friends and family together, and finally find the PERFECT wedding dress after months of hunting. Yeah, it&#39;s a little pricey, but you&#39;re only ever gonna get ONE of these, right? </p> | |
| <p>You plunk down the couple GRAND for the dress, and leave the store empty-handed, but knowing that the store is going to order your dream dress straight from the designer for you, and that it will arrive in a few months.</p> | |
| <p>So you wait. And then, it&#39;s here! The day the dress is supposed to arrive! But no phone call comes. So you wait some more. Still, nothing. You give the store a call and leave a message. You want to call again, but you don&#39;t want to be <em>that</em> kind of bridezilla, so you leave it a week. You call again. No response.</p> | |
| <p>When you swing by the store, you see it&#39;s closed (but still stocked full of dresses), and a sign on the door says &quot;by appointment only.&quot; It&#39;s a month past when your dress was originally due to be in your hands, so you&#39;re pushing down that slight panic welling up in the pit of your stomach.</p> | |
| <p>After you spill about your concern to your friends, and they validate your worst fears, telling you that it IS weird. So, you swing by the store...and see that it&#39;s empty, and the last few things are being packed up. </p> | |
| <p>The. Store. Is. Closing. | |
| You. Paid. Them. Two. Grand. | |
| You. Don&#39;t. Have. Your. Dress.</p> | |
| <p>And when you confront the owner, they threaten to call the police, promise to call you, and then basically kick you out of the store.</p> | |
| <p>What do you do?!</p> | |
| <p>CNN legal analyst and attorney Page Pate is here with some solid advice:</p> | |
| <p>If you&#39;re one of the affected brides who would like to get in contact with OTHER brides, email us at [email protected]</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 12:56:28 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-01:/posts/6448047</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 1 - They Paid For Their Wedding Dresses...Then The Store Ripped Them Off And Never Delivered Them!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6447977.mp3?modified=1576302713&source=rss&stitched=1" length="13748414" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30698082.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>857</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description> | |
| CNN legal analyst and attorney Page Pate is here with some solid advice: | |
| | |
| | |
| If you're one of the affected brides who would like to get in contact with OTHER brides, email us at [email protected]</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle> | |
| CNN legal analyst and attorney Page Pate is here with some solid advice: | |
| | |
| | |
| If you're one of the affected brides who would like to get in contact with OTHER brides, email us at [email protected]</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary> | |
| CNN legal analyst and attorney Page Pate is here with some solid advice: | |
| | |
| | |
| If you're one of the affected brides who would like to get in contact with OTHER brides, email us at [email protected]</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>CNN legal analyst and attorney Page Pate is here with some solid advice:</p> | |
| <p>If you&#39;re one of the affected brides who would like to get in contact with OTHER brides, email us at [email protected]</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 12:20:25 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Drama Hunting Update: She Found A Phone Number Hiding In Her Boyfriend's Jeans</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30696975.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>637</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| This Bert Show listener left a Halloween party early and left her fiancé there for a few more hours. Later, when she was washing his jeans, she found a number... | |
| | |
| Does she call HIM on it, or does she call the number? | |
| | |
| OR SHOULD WE TEXT IT?! | |
| | |
| Spoiler alert: we texted it, no response. She called it and it went straight to the voicemail of someone named "Steph." | |
| | |
| So...she finally asked her man about it, and what he said back has us split between him being COMPLETELY innocent, or him gaslighting her and being totally shady! | |
| | |
| </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| This Bert Show listener left a Halloween party early and left her fiancé there for a few more hours. Later, when she w...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| This Bert Show listener left a Halloween party early and left her fiancé there for a few more hours. Later, when she was washing his jeans, she found a number... | |
| | |
| Does she call HIM on it, or does she call the number? | |
| | |
| OR SHOULD WE TEXT IT?! | |
| | |
| Spoiler alert: we texted it, no response. She called it and it went straight to the voicemail of someone named "Steph." | |
| | |
| So...she finally asked her man about it, and what he said back has us split between him being COMPLETELY innocent, or him gaslighting her and being totally shady! | |
| | |
| </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;re going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with!</p> | |
| <p>This Bert Show listener left a Halloween party early and left her fiancé there for a few more hours. Later, when she was washing his jeans, she found a number...</p> | |
| <p>Does she call HIM on it, or does she call the number?</p> | |
| <p>OR SHOULD WE TEXT IT?!</p> | |
| <p>Spoiler alert: we texted it, no response. She called it and it went straight to the voicemail of someone named &quot;Steph.&quot;</p> | |
| <p>So...she finally asked her man about it, and what he said back has us split between him being COMPLETELY innocent, or him gaslighting her and being totally shady!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 12:06:05 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-01:/posts/6447942</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Was It Real Or Fake: Wendy Williams Show Comes To An Abrupt Halt Mid-Show</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>319</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 11:57:26 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Wussification Of America: Are We Taking It Too Easy On Kids?</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30696019.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>422</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Not using red pens to grade because it might hurt feelings. | |
| Not playing another football team because the kids are too big. | |
| Not selecting a Valedictorian because it'll make other kids feel bad. | |
| | |
| ALL of these are examples of the Wussification of America, and Bert's been talking about it for YEARS, but now it's hit an all time low: his son's soccer game got CANCELED because it was TOO COLD. | |
| | |
| And schools are taking off for Halloween?!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Not using red pens to grade because it might hurt feelings. | |
| Not playing another football team because the kids are too big. | |
| Not selecting a Valedictorian because it'll make other kids feel bad. | |
| | |
| ALL of these are examples of the Wussification of Ame...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Not using red pens to grade because it might hurt feelings. | |
| Not playing another football team because the kids are too big. | |
| Not selecting a Valedictorian because it'll make other kids feel bad. | |
| | |
| ALL of these are examples of the Wussification of America, and Bert's been talking about it for YEARS, but now it's hit an all time low: his son's soccer game got CANCELED because it was TOO COLD. | |
| | |
| And schools are taking off for Halloween?!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Not using red pens to grade because it might hurt feelings. | |
| Not playing another football team because the kids are too big. | |
| Not selecting a Valedictorian because it&#39;ll make other kids feel bad.</p> | |
| <p>ALL of these are examples of the Wussification of America, and Bert&#39;s been talking about it for YEARS, but now it&#39;s hit an all time low: his son&#39;s soccer game got CANCELED because it was TOO COLD.</p> | |
| <p>And schools are taking off for Halloween?!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 11:26:39 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-01:/posts/6447856</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Davi Needs To Warn Cassie About Her Wedding</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30695811.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>518</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Cassie's getting married sometime next year, but before she starts diving into the planning, Davi feels like she needs to warn her, based off her own experience. | |
| | |
| But why do you need to be warned about the happiest day of your life?!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Cassie's getting married sometime next year, but before she starts diving into the planning, Davi feels like she needs to warn her, based off her own experience. | |
| | |
| But why do you need to be warned about the happiest day of your life?!</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Cassie's getting married sometime next year, but before she starts diving into the planning, Davi feels like she needs to warn her, based off her own experience. | |
| | |
| But why do you need to be warned about the happiest day of your life?!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Cassie&#39;s getting married sometime next year, but before she starts diving into the planning, Davi feels like she needs to warn her, based off her own experience.</p> | |
| <p>But why do you need to be warned about the happiest day of your life?!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 11:24:07 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-01:/posts/6447854</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Brian's Debating Bringing A Special Someone To Paris For Christmas...</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30694810.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>460</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Brian's thinking of traveling for Christmas to see the best cities in winter in Europe - Paris, Amsterdam, etc...and he's debating between going solo (the original plan)... or inviting the girl he's been seeing. | |
| | |
| But SO MANY QUESTIONS. Brian's a travel beast and travels with a GO GO GO mentality - is that going to ruin it for her? Or will it slow him down in a good way? And is it fair to ask her to skip out on seeing her family over the holidays? | |
| | |
| And then...does inviting someone to PARIS for Christmas send a certain message?</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Brian's thinking of traveling for Christmas to see the best cities in winter in Europe - Paris, Amsterdam, etc...and he's debating between going solo (the original plan)... or inviting the girl he's been seeing. | |
| | |
| But SO MANY QUESTIONS. Brian's a tra...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Brian's thinking of traveling for Christmas to see the best cities in winter in Europe - Paris, Amsterdam, etc...and he's debating between going solo (the original plan)... or inviting the girl he's been seeing. | |
| | |
| But SO MANY QUESTIONS. Brian's a travel beast and travels with a GO GO GO mentality - is that going to ruin it for her? Or will it slow him down in a good way? And is it fair to ask her to skip out on seeing her family over the holidays? | |
| | |
| And then...does inviting someone to PARIS for Christmas send a certain message?</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Brian&#39;s thinking of traveling for Christmas to see the best cities in winter in Europe - Paris, Amsterdam, etc...and he&#39;s debating between going solo (the original plan)... or inviting the girl he&#39;s been seeing. </p> | |
| <p>But SO MANY QUESTIONS. Brian&#39;s a travel beast and travels with a GO GO GO mentality - is that going to ruin it for her? Or will it slow him down in a good way? And is it fair to ask her to skip out on seeing her family over the holidays? </p> | |
| <p>And then...does inviting someone to PARIS for Christmas send a certain message?</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 10:54:03 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-01:/posts/6447790</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Production Has HALTED On House Of Cards</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>384</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 10:46:28 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-01:/posts/6447759</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Cassie Has Some Health Red Flags...And She Doesn't Know How To Fix It </title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:duration>382</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Cassie got a couple of red flags at the doctor's office when she visited last, and she's seeing it as what it is: warning signs that she's going down a path of bad health, and she needs to turn it around. | |
| | |
| But here's her struggle: where's the time?! Your schedule is JAM packed and you're stressed to the nines, and there's just. no. time. | |
| | |
| People say that you have to make your health a "priority," but how do you do that when EVERYTHING is a priority? Health. Career. Wedding Planning. Relationship. Family. Volunteer Obligations. | |
| | |
| Who do you choose to let down to find the time to start working out and cooking more? </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Cassie got a couple of red flags at the doctor's office when she visited last, and she's seeing it as what it is: warning signs that she's going down a path of bad health, and she needs to turn it around. | |
| | |
| But here's her struggle: where's the time?! ...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Cassie got a couple of red flags at the doctor's office when she visited last, and she's seeing it as what it is: warning signs that she's going down a path of bad health, and she needs to turn it around. | |
| | |
| But here's her struggle: where's the time?! Your schedule is JAM packed and you're stressed to the nines, and there's just. no. time. | |
| | |
| People say that you have to make your health a "priority," but how do you do that when EVERYTHING is a priority? Health. Career. Wedding Planning. Relationship. Family. Volunteer Obligations. | |
| | |
| Who do you choose to let down to find the time to start working out and cooking more? </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Cassie got a couple of red flags at the doctor&#39;s office when she visited last, and she&#39;s seeing it as what it is: warning signs that she&#39;s going down a path of bad health, and she needs to turn it around.</p> | |
| <p>But here&#39;s her struggle: where&#39;s the time?! Your schedule is JAM packed and you&#39;re stressed to the nines, and there&#39;s just. no. time. </p> | |
| <p>People say that you have to make your health a &quot;priority,&quot; but how do you do that when EVERYTHING is a priority? Health. Career. Wedding Planning. Relationship. Family. Volunteer Obligations. </p> | |
| <p>Who do you choose to let down to find the time to start working out and cooking more? </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 10:25:22 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-11-01:/posts/6447717</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Kristin Has the Most Epic Halloween Idea!!!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6445332.mp3?modified=1576300195&source=rss&stitched=1" length="5877178" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30684639.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>365</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>KRISTIN JUST HAD THE BEST HALLOWEEN IDEA: DRESS YOUR DOGS UP AND TAKE THEM TRICK-OR-TREATING!!! </description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>KRISTIN JUST HAD THE BEST HALLOWEEN IDEA: DRESS YOUR DOGS UP AND TAKE THEM TRICK-OR-TREATING!!! </itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>KRISTIN JUST HAD THE BEST HALLOWEEN IDEA: DRESS YOUR DOGS UP AND TAKE THEM TRICK-OR-TREATING!!! </itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>KRISTIN JUST HAD THE BEST HALLOWEEN IDEA: DRESS YOUR DOGS UP AND TAKE THEM TRICK-OR-TREATING!!! </p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 15:54:03 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-10-31:/posts/6445332</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 2 - Drama Hunting: She Found A Phone Number Hiding In Her Boyfriend's Jeans</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30684514.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>303</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| This Bert Show listener left a Halloween party early and left her fiancé there for a few more hours. Later, when she was washing his jeans, she found a number... | |
| | |
| Does she call HIM on it, or does she call the number? | |
| | |
| OR SHOULD WE TEXT IT?!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| This Bert Show listener left a Halloween party early and left her fiancé there for a few more hours. Later, when she w...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| This Bert Show listener left a Halloween party early and left her fiancé there for a few more hours. Later, when she was washing his jeans, she found a number... | |
| | |
| Does she call HIM on it, or does she call the number? | |
| | |
| OR SHOULD WE TEXT IT?!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;re going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with!</p> | |
| <p>This Bert Show listener left a Halloween party early and left her fiancé there for a few more hours. Later, when she was washing his jeans, she found a number...</p> | |
| <p>Does she call HIM on it, or does she call the number?</p> | |
| <p>OR SHOULD WE TEXT IT?!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 15:53:48 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-10-31:/posts/6445330</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Stream The Show: It's A Halloween Spooktacular!</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6445061.mp3?modified=1576299885&source=rss&stitched=1" length="109601947" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>6849</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 14:39:21 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-10-31:/posts/6445061</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: The President Is Going To Be Entertained By A Very Random "Star"</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6444825.mp3?modified=1576299863&source=rss&stitched=1" length="9067303" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>566</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 13:49:11 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-10-31:/posts/6444825</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Food Porn: The Halloween Candy Edition</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30682417.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>512</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>It all started when Cassie went on a REALLY strict diet, and to help her cut back on real life cheat days, we have our radio bro with an AMAZINGLY sexy voice, Khristian, describe food in explicit detail to her. | |
| | |
| So for Halloween, we’ve got one alllll about candy, punctuated with Kristin’s blood-curdling screams. Because, you know – Halloween.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>It all started when Cassie went on a REALLY strict diet, and to help her cut back on real life cheat days, we have our radio bro with an AMAZINGLY sexy voice, Khristian, describe food in explicit detail to her. | |
| | |
| So for Halloween, we’ve got one alllll...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>It all started when Cassie went on a REALLY strict diet, and to help her cut back on real life cheat days, we have our radio bro with an AMAZINGLY sexy voice, Khristian, describe food in explicit detail to her. | |
| | |
| So for Halloween, we’ve got one alllll about candy, punctuated with Kristin’s blood-curdling screams. Because, you know – Halloween.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>It all started when Cassie went on a REALLY strict diet, and to help her cut back on real life cheat days, we have our radio bro with an AMAZINGLY sexy voice, Khristian, describe food in explicit detail to her.</p> | |
| <p>So for Halloween, we’ve got one alllll about candy, punctuated with Kristin’s blood-curdling screams. Because, you know – Halloween.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 13:32:04 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-10-31:/posts/6444774</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Ghost Hunters: This Is The Most Compelling Piece Of Audio We've EVER Heard</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
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| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30682943.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>867</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>She's a fully grown woman...and she's scared to spend the night at her dad's house. She always felt there was something weird going on...especially after she saw a small girl in the hallway one night. She told her dad, and he told her she was dreaming. | |
| | |
| Except, when she moved out, he finally confirmed everything...and added some extra details: smoke figures, a man standing in the window, blankets being pulled off him, music coming from the basement... | |
| | |
| And the paranormal investigators just got the single most compelling piece of paranormal audio we've EVER heard on the show.</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>She's a fully grown woman...and she's scared to spend the night at her dad's house. She always felt there was something weird going on...especially after she saw a small girl in the hallway one night. She told her dad, and he told her she was dreaming....</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>She's a fully grown woman...and she's scared to spend the night at her dad's house. She always felt there was something weird going on...especially after she saw a small girl in the hallway one night. She told her dad, and he told her she was dreaming. | |
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| Except, when she moved out, he finally confirmed everything...and added some extra details: smoke figures, a man standing in the window, blankets being pulled off him, music coming from the basement... | |
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| And the paranormal investigators just got the single most compelling piece of paranormal audio we've EVER heard on the show.</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>She&#39;s a fully grown woman...and she&#39;s scared to spend the night at her dad&#39;s house. She always felt there was something weird going on...especially after she saw a small girl in the hallway one night. She told her dad, and he told her she was dreaming.</p> | |
| <p>Except, when she moved out, he finally confirmed everything...and added some extra details: smoke figures, a man standing in the window, blankets being pulled off him, music coming from the basement...</p> | |
| <p>And the paranormal investigators just got the single most compelling piece of paranormal audio we&#39;ve EVER heard on the show.</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 13:20:23 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
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| <item> | |
| <title>EBuzz: Christina Aguilera Will Be Covering Whitney Houston</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6444645.mp3?modified=1576299869&source=rss&stitched=1" length="6429981" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>401</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 12:55:42 +0000</pubDate> | |
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| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>PT 1 & 2 - Drama Hunting: She Found A Phone Number Hiding In Her Boyfriend's Jeans</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6444599.mp3?modified=1576300166&source=rss&stitched=1" length="19310449" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30684486.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>1204</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| This Bert Show listener left a Halloween party early and left her fiancé there for a few more hours. Later, when she was washing his jeans, she found a number... | |
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| Does she call HIM on it, or does she call the number? | |
| | |
| OR SHOULD WE TEXT IT?!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| This Bert Show listener left a Halloween party early and left her fiancé there for a few more hours. Later, when she w...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with! | |
| | |
| This Bert Show listener left a Halloween party early and left her fiancé there for a few more hours. Later, when she was washing his jeans, she found a number... | |
| | |
| Does she call HIM on it, or does she call the number? | |
| | |
| OR SHOULD WE TEXT IT?!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>We&#39;re going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with!</p> | |
| <p>This Bert Show listener left a Halloween party early and left her fiancé there for a few more hours. Later, when she was washing his jeans, she found a number...</p> | |
| <p>Does she call HIM on it, or does she call the number?</p> | |
| <p>OR SHOULD WE TEXT IT?!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 12:33:22 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-10-31:/posts/6444599</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>103117 - 0800 - WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE THIS MORNING PART 2</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6444595.mp3?modified=1576299435&source=rss&stitched=1" length="10658097" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>665</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 12:30:20 +0000</pubDate> | |
| <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2017-10-31:/posts/6444595</guid> | |
| <itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author> | |
| </item> | |
| <item> | |
| <title>Tommy's Halloween Megamix</title> | |
| <link>http://thebertshow.com</link> | |
| <enclosure url="https://chtbl.com/track/6ACEC6/audioboom.com/posts/6444555.mp3?modified=1576299434&source=rss&stitched=1" length="8560551" type="audio/mpeg" /> | |
| <itunes:image href="https://images.theabcdn.com/i/30680963.jpg" /> | |
| <itunes:duration>533</itunes:duration> | |
| <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> | |
| <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType> | |
| <description>Turn that volume up - this Halloween megamix that our studio director, Tommy - also known as DJ Willie T - put together is EVERYTHING. | |
| | |
| Ps. If you want Tommy to DJ your party (he did Kristin's wedding!), you can hit him up at [email protected] OR check out more DJs at radiodjs.com!</description> | |
| <itunes:subtitle>Turn that volume up - this Halloween megamix that our studio director, Tommy - also known as DJ Willie T - put together is EVERYTHING. | |
| | |
| Ps. If you want Tommy to DJ your party (he did Kristin's wedding!), you can hit him up at [email protected] OR...</itunes:subtitle> | |
| <itunes:summary>Turn that volume up - this Halloween megamix that our studio director, Tommy - also known as DJ Willie T - put together is EVERYTHING. | |
| | |
| Ps. If you want Tommy to DJ your party (he did Kristin's wedding!), you can hit him up at [email protected] OR check out more DJs at radiodjs.com!</itunes:summary> | |
| <content:encoded><p>Turn that volume up - this Halloween megamix that our studio director, Tommy - also known as DJ Willie T - put together is EVERYTHING.</p> | |
| <p>Ps. If you want Tommy to DJ your party (he did Kristin&#39;s wedding!), you can hit him up at [email protected] OR check out more DJs at radiodjs.com!</p></content:encoded> | |
| <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 12:24:33 +00 |
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