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<title>The Bert Show - 2018</title>
<description>Making your mornings bearable with the best morning radio show around! From entertainment news and laughs to jaw-dropping drama and talking the tough issues that affect all of our daily lives, start your mornings with The Bert Show! Check back daily for new episodes with Bert, Kristin, Davi, Moe &amp; the entire Bert Show Cast!
Be a part of the show: call us toll free at 1-855-BertShow or visit www.thebertshow.com (http://thebertshow.com/)</description>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2020 12:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Bert Show - 2018</title>
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<itunes:summary>Making your mornings bearable with the best morning radio show around! From entertainment news and laughs to jaw-dropping drama and talking the tough issues that affect all of our daily lives, start your mornings with The Bert Show! Check back daily for new episodes with Bert, Kristin, Davi, Moe &amp; the entire Bert Show Cast!
Be a part of the show: call us toll free at 1-855-BertShow or visit www.thebertshow.com (http://thebertshow.com/)</itunes:summary>
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<title>123118 - 0800 - At Mic Music</title>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>122818 - FULL SHOW</title>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>122818 - 0935 - PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE POKER</title>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>122818 - 0900 - KRISTINS DUMB CONTEST OF THE WEEK - NAME THAT HONK</title>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>122818 - 0835 - DAVIS ATE A WHALE STORY PLUS MORE NICKNAMES FOR PRIVATES</title>
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<title>122818 - 0820 - EBUZZ 3 MOST HATED LIST</title>
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<title>122718 - FULL SHOW</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>122718 - 0935 - DAVI - MORE BOOZE FOR YOUR BUCK</title>
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<title>122718 - 0920 - EBUZZ 5 MOST SHOCKING</title>
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<title>WALTER-RUINED CHRISTMAS CLASSIC FOR GF</title>
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<title>FULL SHOW </title>
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<title>OPENING A GIFT BEFORE CHRISTMAS</title>
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<title>Santa Scared Straight - MADDOX</title>
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<title>DIE ON THAT PETTY HILL HOLIDAY VERSION</title>
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<title>Ohio Dad Makes Daughter Walk 5 Miles to School in 36-Degree Weather </title>
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<title> MILLENNIAL CHRISTMAS CAROLS CHALLENGE PART TWO</title>
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<title>MILLENNIAL CHRISTMAS CAROLS CHALLENGE PART ONE</title>
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<title>Santa Scared Straight </title>
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<title>Controversey around Baby its cold outside spiking downloads </title>
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<title>Kristin. Trouble with gift giving </title>
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<title>Cassie Guilty Wishes Chapter 1</title>
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<title>Cassie Insulted by Christmas gift </title>
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<title>Revamp Your Christmas Music With Cassie's Update Holiday Playlist</title>
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<title>Celeb Baby Draft: He’s Having A Baby Via Surrogate!</title>
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<title>Moe Gives US Our Resolutions For 2019</title>
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1\. Exercise more, 59%.&#13;
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2\. Eat healthier, 54%.&#13;
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3\. Save money, 51%.&#13;
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4\. Lose weight, 48%.&#13;
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5\. Reduce stress, 38%.&#13;
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6\. Stick to a budget, 35%.&#13;
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8\. Spend more time with family, 30%.&#13;
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9\. Learn a new skill, 27%.&#13;
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10\. Travel more, 24%.&#13;
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1\. Exercise more, 59%.&#13;
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2\. Eat healthier, 54%.&#13;
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3\. Save money, 51%.&#13;
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5\. Reduce stress, 38%.&#13;
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6\. Stick to a budget, 35%.&#13;
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8\. Spend more time with family, 30%.&#13;
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9\. Learn a new skill, 27%.&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;1. Exercise more, 59%.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Eat healthier, 54%.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;4. Lose weight, 48%.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;8. Spend more time with family, 30%.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;10. Travel more, 24%.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kristin kicked this off with the resolutions that WE need to do in 2019, and now it&amp;#39;s Moe&amp;#39;s turn!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Her Family Doesn't Know She's Dating Someone She's Related To!</title>
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<title>EBuzz: Josh Duhamel’s Comments Infuriate Us</title>
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<title>Santa Scared Straight: Santa Just SHOCKED Us With What He Did</title>
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<title>We Sing Christmas Carols On Helium Because Why Not</title>
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&#13;
Why? Because why NOT.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>In honor of the most magical time of the year, we decided to put a twist on these musical traditions by singing them all...on helium.&#13;
&#13;
Why? Because why NOT.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In honor of the most magical time of the year, we decided to put a twist on these musical traditions by singing them all...on helium.&#13;
&#13;
Why? Because why NOT.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Why? Because why NOT.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2018 13:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>122118 - TEXTING TUTOR XMAS AT LAURIES - FULL</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2018 13:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Texting Tutor PT 2: This Woman Thinks Her Dogs Are More Important Than A Child!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Lori is hosting family Christmas at her house for the first time, but BEFORE anyone has even arrived: there's already drama. &#13;
&#13;
Lori's sister has two big dogs that are like family. And we're not talking like &quot;awww, yeah, I love my dogs - they're my furbabies&quot; level of love. We're talking they come EVERYWHERE with her and she 100% thinks they are on par with human family members. &#13;
&#13;
Having the dogs at the house for Christmas wouldn't be a big deal, except...Lori's 4-year-old niece is afraid of dogs. And just &quot;afraid&quot;...we're talking PHOBIA levels of scared.&#13;
&#13;
We've got to try to navigate this and get Lori's sister to leave her dogs (which she legit compares to Lori's child) at a hotel for Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
This might just tear the family apart...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Lori is hosting family Christmas at her house for the first time, but BEFORE anyone has even arrived: there's already drama. &#13;
&#13;
Lori's sister has two big dogs that are like family. And we're not talking like &quot;awww, yeah, I love my dogs - they're my furbabies&quot; level of love. We're talking they come EVERYWHERE with her and she 100% thinks they are on par with human family members. &#13;
&#13;
Having the dogs at the house for Christmas wouldn't be a big deal, except...Lori's 4-year-old niece is afraid of dogs. And just &quot;afraid&quot;...we're talking PHOBIA levels of scared.&#13;
&#13;
We've got to try to navigate this and get Lori's sister to leave her dogs (which she legit compares to Lori's child) at a hotel for Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
This might just tear the family apart...</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that&amp;#39;s where we come in! We&amp;#39;ll tell you what to text the person you&amp;#39;re into, line by line, and we&amp;#39;ll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lori is hosting family Christmas at her house for the first time, but BEFORE anyone has even arrived: there&amp;#39;s already drama. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lori&amp;#39;s sister has two big dogs that are like family. And we&amp;#39;re not talking like &amp;quot;awww, yeah, I love my dogs - they&amp;#39;re my furbabies&amp;quot; level of love. We&amp;#39;re talking they come EVERYWHERE with her and she 100% thinks they are on par with human family members. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Having the dogs at the house for Christmas wouldn&amp;#39;t be a big deal, except...Lori&amp;#39;s 4-year-old niece is afraid of dogs. And just &amp;quot;afraid&amp;quot;...we&amp;#39;re talking PHOBIA levels of scared.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;ve got to try to navigate this and get Lori&amp;#39;s sister to leave her dogs (which she legit compares to Lori&amp;#39;s child) at a hotel for Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This might just tear the family apart...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2018 13:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Texting Tutor PT 1: This Woman Thinks Her Dogs Are More Important Than A Child!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Lori is hosting family Christmas at her house for the first time, but BEFORE anyone has even arrived: there's already drama. &#13;
&#13;
Lori's sister has two big dogs that are like family. And we're not talking like &quot;awww, yeah, I love my dogs - they're my furbabies&quot; level of love. We're talking they come EVERYWHERE with her and she 100% thinks they are on par with human family members. &#13;
&#13;
Having the dogs at the house for Christmas wouldn't be a big deal, except...Lori's 4-year-old niece is afraid of dogs. And just &quot;afraid&quot;...we're talking PHOBIA levels of scared.&#13;
&#13;
We've got to try to navigate this and get Lori's sister to leave her dogs (which she legit compares to Lori's child) at a hotel for Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
This might just tear the family apart...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Lori is hosting family Christmas at her house for the first time, but BEFORE anyone has even arrived: there's already drama. &#13;
&#13;
Lori's sister has two big dogs that are like family. And we're not talking like &quot;awww, yeah, I love my dogs - they're my furbabies&quot; level of love. We're talking they come EVERYWHERE with her and she 100% thinks they are on par with human family members. &#13;
&#13;
Having the dogs at the house for Christmas wouldn't be a big deal, except...Lori's 4-year-old niece is afraid of dogs. And just &quot;afraid&quot;...we're talking PHOBIA levels of scared.&#13;
&#13;
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&#13;
This might just tear the family apart...</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that&amp;#39;s where we come in! We&amp;#39;ll tell you what to text the person you&amp;#39;re into, line by line, and we&amp;#39;ll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lori is hosting family Christmas at her house for the first time, but BEFORE anyone has even arrived: there&amp;#39;s already drama. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lori&amp;#39;s sister has two big dogs that are like family. And we&amp;#39;re not talking like &amp;quot;awww, yeah, I love my dogs - they&amp;#39;re my furbabies&amp;quot; level of love. We&amp;#39;re talking they come EVERYWHERE with her and she 100% thinks they are on par with human family members. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Having the dogs at the house for Christmas wouldn&amp;#39;t be a big deal, except...Lori&amp;#39;s 4-year-old niece is afraid of dogs. And just &amp;quot;afraid&amp;quot;...we&amp;#39;re talking PHOBIA levels of scared.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;ve got to try to navigate this and get Lori&amp;#39;s sister to leave her dogs (which she legit compares to Lori&amp;#39;s child) at a hotel for Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This might just tear the family apart...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2018 12:44:20 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>The Final Comments: Are Moe &amp; Walter Really Over?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
But now, we have to have another Bert Show Family meeting, because there's some major tension between Moe and Walter - STILL - from when Walter accidentally took over and sabotaged Moe's comedy show. And now, it might be the end of something great between them.&#13;
&#13;
The final comments...and the final nail in the coffin.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert Show Family meetings never mean good news, and we already had one really heavy and sad one this week from Davi.&#13;
&#13;
But now, we have to have another Bert Show Family meeting, because there's some major tension between Moe and Walter - STILL - from ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert Show Family meetings never mean good news, and we already had one really heavy and sad one this week from Davi.&#13;
&#13;
But now, we have to have another Bert Show Family meeting, because there's some major tension between Moe and Walter - STILL - from when Walter accidentally took over and sabotaged Moe's comedy show. And now, it might be the end of something great between them.&#13;
&#13;
The final comments...and the final nail in the coffin.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert Show Family meetings never mean good news, and we already had one really heavy and sad one this week from Davi.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But now, we have to have another Bert Show Family meeting, because there&amp;#39;s some major tension between Moe and Walter - STILL - from when Walter accidentally took over and sabotaged Moe&amp;#39;s comedy show. And now, it might be the end of something great between them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The final comments...and the final nail in the coffin.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2018 12:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Walter Screwed Up His Girlfriend's Present...THREE Times</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>There's enough pressure as it is to get the perfect gift for the people you love at Christmas...but what about when you feel like you GOT the perfect gift...but you screwed it up THREE times?!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>There's enough pressure as it is to get the perfect gift for the people you love at Christmas...but what about when you feel like you GOT the perfect gift...but you screwed it up THREE times?!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>There's enough pressure as it is to get the perfect gift for the people you love at Christmas...but what about when you feel like you GOT the perfect gift...but you screwed it up THREE times?!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#39;s enough pressure as it is to get the perfect gift for the people you love at Christmas...but what about when you feel like you GOT the perfect gift...but you screwed it up THREE times?!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2018 12:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Moe's Friend Is Icing Him Out Of Her Wedding!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>A really good friend of Moe's that he's known for years, and she's getting married (yay!).&#13;
&#13;
But here's the thing...he's not invited to the wedding.&#13;
&#13;
So what do you do when your best friend can't invite you to the wedding...because her future husband thinks you hooked up (even though you never did!)?&#13;
&#13;
This is a HUGE red flag to @ImMoeMitch friend. This kind of jealousy is SO toxic.&#13;
&#13;
— Bert Weiss (@BertShowBert) December 21, 2018</description>
<itunes:subtitle>A really good friend of Moe's that he's known for years, and she's getting married (yay!).&#13;
&#13;
But here's the thing...he's not invited to the wedding.&#13;
&#13;
So what do you do when your best friend can't invite you to the wedding...because her future husban...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A really good friend of Moe's that he's known for years, and she's getting married (yay!).&#13;
&#13;
But here's the thing...he's not invited to the wedding.&#13;
&#13;
So what do you do when your best friend can't invite you to the wedding...because her future husband thinks you hooked up (even though you never did!)?&#13;
&#13;
This is a HUGE red flag to @ImMoeMitch friend. This kind of jealousy is SO toxic.&#13;
&#13;
— Bert Weiss (@BertShowBert) December 21, 2018</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;But here&amp;#39;s the thing...he&amp;#39;s not invited to the wedding.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So what do you do when your best friend can&amp;#39;t invite you to the wedding...because her future husband thinks you hooked up (even though you never did!)?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a HUGE red flag to @ImMoeMitch friend. This kind of jealousy is SO toxic.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;— Bert Weiss (@BertShowBert) December 21, 2018&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2018 12:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Sandra Bullock’s Idea For Oscars Host Is Fantastic</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2018 12:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Round 2: This &quot;Prison Price Is Right&quot; Hits Close To Home</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert told us the other day that he's meeting his girlfriend's brother for the first time in two years...because he's been in prison. He's out on furlough for 8 hours on Christmas, so Bert's going to get to meet him for the first time ever.&#13;
&#13;
Meeting someone's family is nerve wracking enough, so we suggested that he bring her brother a gift. So, what does Bert get him to give him? Can you even give someone out on furlough a bottle of alcohol? What about the whole &quot;he has to go back to prison and can't take anything back with him&quot; thing?  We've got the conditions of furlough + a new round of Prison Price Is Right!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert told us the other day that he's meeting his girlfriend's brother for the first time in two years...because he's been in prison. He's out on furlough for 8 hours on Christmas, so Bert's going to get to meet him for the first time ever.&#13;
&#13;
Meeting s...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert told us the other day that he's meeting his girlfriend's brother for the first time in two years...because he's been in prison. He's out on furlough for 8 hours on Christmas, so Bert's going to get to meet him for the first time ever.&#13;
&#13;
Meeting someone's family is nerve wracking enough, so we suggested that he bring her brother a gift. So, what does Bert get him to give him? Can you even give someone out on furlough a bottle of alcohol? What about the whole &quot;he has to go back to prison and can't take anything back with him&quot; thing?  We've got the conditions of furlough + a new round of Prison Price Is Right!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert told us the other day that he&amp;#39;s meeting his girlfriend&amp;#39;s brother for the first time in two years...because he&amp;#39;s been in prison. He&amp;#39;s out on furlough for 8 hours on Christmas, so Bert&amp;#39;s going to get to meet him for the first time ever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Meeting someone&amp;#39;s family is nerve wracking enough, so we suggested that he bring her brother a gift. So, what does Bert get him to give him? Can you even give someone out on furlough a bottle of alcohol? What about the whole &amp;quot;he has to go back to prison and can&amp;#39;t take anything back with him&amp;quot; thing?  We&amp;#39;ve got the conditions of furlough + a new round of Prison Price Is Right!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2018 12:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Stream The Show: Thursday, December 20, 2018</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Bert Has A Major Issue With His Neighbor</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert's neighbor is doing something that is driving him CRAZY...but is his neighbor being totally rude or are they being completely normal?&#13;
&#13;
It all has to do with dog poop and dropping it in BERT'S trashcan.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert's neighbor is doing something that is driving him CRAZY...but is his neighbor being totally rude or are they being completely normal?&#13;
&#13;
It all has to do with dog poop and dropping it in BERT'S trashcan.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert's neighbor is doing something that is driving him CRAZY...but is his neighbor being totally rude or are they being completely normal?&#13;
&#13;
It all has to do with dog poop and dropping it in BERT'S trashcan.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert&amp;#39;s neighbor is doing something that is driving him CRAZY...but is his neighbor being totally rude or are they being completely normal?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It all has to do with dog poop and dropping it in BERT&amp;#39;S trashcan.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 15:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Your Data On Facebook Could Be Violated</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>The Weird Things That Are Dropped On New Year's Eve</title>
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<description>Who wants to watch a silver ball drop when you can watch a POSSUM drop? That's right. A POSSUM.&#13;
&#13;
Davi's got a list of all the weird things around the country that's dropping so you can switch things up this year!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Who wants to watch a silver ball drop when you can watch a POSSUM drop? That's right. A POSSUM.&#13;
&#13;
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&#13;
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 14:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Update: How Did Moe's Blind Date With Our Listener Go?</title>
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<description>You've done EVERYTHING to get the attention and get to know a guy you're super into, but what do you do when they don't respond and they're not biting?&#13;
&#13;
You call us, obviously.&#13;
&#13;
But you have to know this going in: when we find out that guy you're into is actually MOE, we're going to make SURE this date is going down.&#13;
&#13;
We get the update on how the date went, and we feel like maybe there's some really good chemistry...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>You've done EVERYTHING to get the attention and get to know a guy you're super into, but what do you do when they don't respond and they're not biting?&#13;
&#13;
You call us, obviously.&#13;
&#13;
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<itunes:summary>You've done EVERYTHING to get the attention and get to know a guy you're super into, but what do you do when they don't respond and they're not biting?&#13;
&#13;
You call us, obviously.&#13;
&#13;
But you have to know this going in: when we find out that guy you're into is actually MOE, we're going to make SURE this date is going down.&#13;
&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;You call us, obviously.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But you have to know this going in: when we find out that guy you&amp;#39;re into is actually MOE, we&amp;#39;re going to make SURE this date is going down.&lt;/p&gt;
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 14:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: People Are NOT Happy About Will Smith</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 13:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Your Christmas Party Horror Stories Are Jaw Dropping</title>
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<description>Kristin is hosting The Bert Show Christmas party...and every year she's hosted it, some big mystery has happened, from gum on the back of her couch to alcohol literally dripping ALL down her walls...and then something happened at BERT'S party!&#13;
&#13;
We asked you to call us and tell us your Christmas Party horror stories...and OMG A HUMAN TURD? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Kristin is hosting The Bert Show Christmas party...and every year she's hosted it, some big mystery has happened, from gum on the back of her couch to alcohol literally dripping ALL down her walls...and then something happened at BERT'S party!&#13;
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We as...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Kristin is hosting The Bert Show Christmas party...and every year she's hosted it, some big mystery has happened, from gum on the back of her couch to alcohol literally dripping ALL down her walls...and then something happened at BERT'S party!&#13;
&#13;
We asked you to call us and tell us your Christmas Party horror stories...and OMG A HUMAN TURD? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 13:54:41 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who Got Proposed To On Christmas...And Turned It Down?!</title>
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&#13;
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<itunes:subtitle>Depending on who you are, Christmas proposals are either TOTALLY magical...or literally the LAST day you want to be proposed to on (next to Valentine's Day).&#13;
&#13;
But could you ACTUALLY turn down a proposal on Christmas Day? Even if you didn't want to ma...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Depending on who you are, Christmas proposals are either TOTALLY magical...or literally the LAST day you want to be proposed to on (next to Valentine's Day).&#13;
&#13;
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 13:43:57 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Davi Is Cancelling Christmas Because Of What People Are Saying To Her</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
Holiday parties fueled by friends, food, and booze - it's the perfect opportunity to try to push the constant grief down for a couple of hours and be able to breathe before it wells up and crushes you again. &#13;
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Except Davi can't escape, because people at these parties won't LET her.  They corner her and force her to talk about her dad - even physically holding her in place AFTER she said she didn't want to talk about it - and she just wants to be left alone about it for 5 minutes while she's trying to be normal at the holidays.&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
Except Davi can't escape, because people at these parties won't LET her.  They corner her and force her to talk about her dad - even physically holding her in place AFTER she said she didn't want to talk about it - and she just wants to be left alone about it for 5 minutes while she's trying to be normal at the holidays.&#13;
&#13;
But no one will let her.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Holiday parties fueled by friends, food, and booze - it&amp;#39;s the perfect opportunity to try to push the constant grief down for a couple of hours and be able to breathe before it wells up and crushes you again. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Except Davi can&amp;#39;t escape, because people at these parties won&amp;#39;t LET her.  They corner her and force her to talk about her dad - even physically holding her in place AFTER she said she didn&amp;#39;t want to talk about it - and she just wants to be left alone about it for 5 minutes while she&amp;#39;s trying to be normal at the holidays.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But no one will let her.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 13:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Drama Fishing PT 3: She Needs To Boot A Wannabe Bridesmaid + A Proposal Gone Wrong?</title>
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<description>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with!&#13;
&#13;
We talk to Caitlyn, who cut a toxic friend out of her life and has been better for it. She's newly engaged, and even though she hasn't talked to that friend in months, her friend just texted her and asked &quot;have you picked out the bridesmaids dresses WE are wearing.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Caitlyn does NOT want her in this wedding, but her friend is super petty...how does she break the news?&#13;
&#13;
And then there's Jamie, whose 65-year-old dad told her that he was gonna propose to his girlfriend of five years last night on her birthday, but he wasn't sure that she'd say yes. It's the happiest Jamie has seen her dad since her mom died five years ago, but she's not sure the girlfriend's kids are that thrilled - they didn't take their parents divorce well, and don't exactly love Jamie's dad and her family.&#13;
&#13;
Well, Jamie hasn't heard back from her dad...and she's getting worried.&#13;
&#13;
THE UPDATES&#13;
&#13;
We catch back up with Jamie to find out about her dad and what happened (did he propose? Did she say no? Did they elope?&#13;
&#13;
And then we get Caitlyn on to find out if the text we sent - the one that shut her friend down - ever got a response.&#13;
&#13;
But what happened is way, way worse.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with!&#13;
&#13;
We talk to Caitlyn, who cut a toxic friend out of her life and has been better for it. She's newly engaged, and even t...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with!&#13;
&#13;
We talk to Caitlyn, who cut a toxic friend out of her life and has been better for it. She's newly engaged, and even though she hasn't talked to that friend in months, her friend just texted her and asked &quot;have you picked out the bridesmaids dresses WE are wearing.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Caitlyn does NOT want her in this wedding, but her friend is super petty...how does she break the news?&#13;
&#13;
And then there's Jamie, whose 65-year-old dad told her that he was gonna propose to his girlfriend of five years last night on her birthday, but he wasn't sure that she'd say yes. It's the happiest Jamie has seen her dad since her mom died five years ago, but she's not sure the girlfriend's kids are that thrilled - they didn't take their parents divorce well, and don't exactly love Jamie's dad and her family.&#13;
&#13;
Well, Jamie hasn't heard back from her dad...and she's getting worried.&#13;
&#13;
THE UPDATES&#13;
&#13;
We catch back up with Jamie to find out about her dad and what happened (did he propose? Did she say no? Did they elope?&#13;
&#13;
And then we get Caitlyn on to find out if the text we sent - the one that shut her friend down - ever got a response.&#13;
&#13;
But what happened is way, way worse.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;We talk to Caitlyn, who cut a toxic friend out of her life and has been better for it. She&amp;#39;s newly engaged, and even though she hasn&amp;#39;t talked to that friend in months, her friend just texted her and asked &amp;quot;have you picked out the bridesmaids dresses WE are wearing.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Caitlyn does NOT want her in this wedding, but her friend is super petty...how does she break the news?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then there&amp;#39;s Jamie, whose 65-year-old dad told her that he was gonna propose to his girlfriend of five years last night on her birthday, but he wasn&amp;#39;t sure that she&amp;#39;d say yes. It&amp;#39;s the happiest Jamie has seen her dad since her mom died five years ago, but she&amp;#39;s not sure the girlfriend&amp;#39;s kids are that thrilled - they didn&amp;#39;t take their parents divorce well, and don&amp;#39;t exactly love Jamie&amp;#39;s dad and her family.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, Jamie hasn&amp;#39;t heard back from her dad...and she&amp;#39;s getting worried.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THE UPDATES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We catch back up with Jamie to find out about her dad and what happened (did he propose? Did she say no? Did they elope?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then we get Caitlyn on to find out if the text we sent - the one that shut her friend down - ever got a response.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But what happened is way, way worse.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 13:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>PT 2: Kristin Is Paying Kids To Open Their Christmas Gifts Early!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
When she was a kid, she used to carefully open her best friend's presents while her BFF stood in the other room, and then would shout out what she got so her BFF could KNOW without actually ever being the one to commit the Christmas crime.&#13;
&#13;
And now Kristin wants to relive her Christmas days by convincing a kid to open a Christmas gift early and take a peek at what they got!&#13;
&#13;
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<itunes:subtitle>She's all sunshine and generosity on the outside, but who knew Kristin had such an evil DARK side?&#13;
&#13;
When she was a kid, she used to carefully open her best friend's presents while her BFF stood in the other room, and then would shout out what she got...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
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&#13;
And now Kristin wants to relive her Christmas days by convincing a kid to open a Christmas gift early and take a peek at what they got!&#13;
&#13;
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<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;She&amp;#39;s all sunshine and generosity on the outside, but who knew Kristin had such an evil DARK side?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;And now Kristin wants to relive her Christmas days by convincing a kid to open a Christmas gift early and take a peek at what they got!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For the record, Bert wants NOTHING to do with this, BTW. NOTHING. NADA. ZERO.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 12:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>PT 1: Kristin Is Paying Kids To Open Their Christmas Gifts Early!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>She's all sunshine and generosity on the outside, but who knew Kristin had such an evil DARK side?&#13;
&#13;
When she was a kid, she used to carefully open her best friend's presents while her BFF stood in the other room, and then would shout out what she got so her BFF could KNOW without actually ever being the one to commit the Christmas crime.&#13;
&#13;
And now Kristin wants to relive her Christmas days by convincing a kid to open a Christmas gift early and take a peek at what they got!&#13;
&#13;
For the record, Bert wants NOTHING to do with this, BTW. NOTHING. NADA. ZERO.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>She's all sunshine and generosity on the outside, but who knew Kristin had such an evil DARK side?&#13;
&#13;
When she was a kid, she used to carefully open her best friend's presents while her BFF stood in the other room, and then would shout out what she got...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>She's all sunshine and generosity on the outside, but who knew Kristin had such an evil DARK side?&#13;
&#13;
When she was a kid, she used to carefully open her best friend's presents while her BFF stood in the other room, and then would shout out what she got so her BFF could KNOW without actually ever being the one to commit the Christmas crime.&#13;
&#13;
And now Kristin wants to relive her Christmas days by convincing a kid to open a Christmas gift early and take a peek at what they got!&#13;
&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;And now Kristin wants to relive her Christmas days by convincing a kid to open a Christmas gift early and take a peek at what they got!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For the record, Bert wants NOTHING to do with this, BTW. NOTHING. NADA. ZERO.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 12:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Gift Bert Got For His Friend Is So Bad He Has To Return It Before He Gives It!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Ever have an awkward moment you have to return a gift you got for someone before you even GIVE it to them?!&#13;
&#13;
Yep, Bert got a gift for an old friend that he hasn't seen for a few years, and apparently it was SO bad (and potentially dangerous), that the guy's WIFE intercepted it and texted Bert about it!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Ever have an awkward moment you have to return a gift you got for someone before you even GIVE it to them?!&#13;
&#13;
Yep, Bert got a gift for an old friend that he hasn't seen for a few years, and apparently it was SO bad (and potentially dangerous), that th...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Ever have an awkward moment you have to return a gift you got for someone before you even GIVE it to them?!&#13;
&#13;
Yep, Bert got a gift for an old friend that he hasn't seen for a few years, and apparently it was SO bad (and potentially dangerous), that the guy's WIFE intercepted it and texted Bert about it!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Ever have an awkward moment you have to return a gift you got for someone before you even GIVE it to them?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yep, Bert got a gift for an old friend that he hasn&amp;#39;t seen for a few years, and apparently it was SO bad (and potentially dangerous), that the guy&amp;#39;s WIFE intercepted it and texted Bert about it!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 12:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Bert And Paris Hilton Have Similar Engagement Stories </title>
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<title>We Can Guarantee You Can't Finish These Christmas Songs</title>
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<description>We're CONVINCED that no one actually knows more than six words to any Christmas Carols. &#13;
&#13;
Think you're the embodiment of Christmas? See if you can sing the rest of the lyrics to the songs Walter picked. Bet you CAN'T.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>We're CONVINCED that no one actually knows more than six words to any Christmas Carols. &#13;
&#13;
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<itunes:summary>We're CONVINCED that no one actually knows more than six words to any Christmas Carols. &#13;
&#13;
Think you're the embodiment of Christmas? See if you can sing the rest of the lyrics to the songs Walter picked. Bet you CAN'T.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;re CONVINCED that no one actually knows more than six words to any Christmas Carols. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Think you&amp;#39;re the embodiment of Christmas? See if you can sing the rest of the lyrics to the songs Walter picked. Bet you CAN&amp;#39;T.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 11:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stream The Show: Wednesday, December 19, 2018</title>
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<title>EBuzz: Cardi B Does Carpool Karaoke</title>
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<title>Worst Gift Poker: Bet You Can't Beat THIS Awful Gift</title>
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<description>Christmas parties are happening and gifts are being exchanged already...and some of those gifts are AWFUL. And we're not talking socks or cheap wine or dollar store bath salts...we're talking about HORRENDOUS stuff, like the gift Cassie's friend got.&#13;
&#13;
What's the worst gift you EVER got for Christmas?&#13;
&#13;
From a used to candle to Tupperware with lids that don't fit to a 2015 planner (given in 2017) to hotel soap...we're not sure any of this can beat what Cassie's friend got.&#13;
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<itunes:subtitle>Christmas parties are happening and gifts are being exchanged already...and some of those gifts are AWFUL. And we're not talking socks or cheap wine or dollar store bath salts...we're talking about HORRENDOUS stuff, like the gift Cassie's friend got.&#13;
...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Christmas parties are happening and gifts are being exchanged already...and some of those gifts are AWFUL. And we're not talking socks or cheap wine or dollar store bath salts...we're talking about HORRENDOUS stuff, like the gift Cassie's friend got.&#13;
&#13;
What's the worst gift you EVER got for Christmas?&#13;
&#13;
From a used to candle to Tupperware with lids that don't fit to a 2015 planner (given in 2017) to hotel soap...we're not sure any of this can beat what Cassie's friend got.&#13;
&#13;
 </itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;What&amp;#39;s the worst gift you EVER got for Christmas?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From a used to candle to Tupperware with lids that don&amp;#39;t fit to a 2015 planner (given in 2017) to hotel soap...we&amp;#39;re not sure any of this can beat what Cassie&amp;#39;s friend got.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2018 14:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>We Just Got Blindsided By This Call...And It Puts Moe On The Spot!</title>
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<description>You've done EVERYTHING to get the attention and get to know a guy you're super into, but what do you do when they don't respond and they're not biting?&#13;
&#13;
You call us, obviously. &#13;
&#13;
But you have to know this going in: when we find out that guy you're into is actually MOE, we're going to make SURE this date is going down.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>You've done EVERYTHING to get the attention and get to know a guy you're super into, but what do you do when they don't respond and they're not biting?&#13;
&#13;
You call us, obviously. &#13;
&#13;
But you have to know this going in: when we find out that guy you're ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>You've done EVERYTHING to get the attention and get to know a guy you're super into, but what do you do when they don't respond and they're not biting?&#13;
&#13;
You call us, obviously. &#13;
&#13;
But you have to know this going in: when we find out that guy you're into is actually MOE, we're going to make SURE this date is going down.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;You&amp;#39;ve done EVERYTHING to get the attention and get to know a guy you&amp;#39;re super into, but what do you do when they don&amp;#39;t respond and they&amp;#39;re not biting?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You call us, obviously. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But you have to know this going in: when we find out that guy you&amp;#39;re into is actually MOE, we&amp;#39;re going to make SURE this date is going down.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2018 14:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Bert, Kristin &amp; Moe Cannot Agree On Who's The &quot;King&quot;</title>
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<title>This &quot;Prison Price Is Right&quot; Hits Close To Home</title>
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<description>Bert told us the other day that he's meeting his girlfriend's brother for the first time in two years...because he's been in prison. He's out on furlough for 8 hours on Christmas, so Bert's going to get to meet him for the first time ever.&#13;
&#13;
Meeting someone's family is nerve wracking enough, so we suggested that he bring her brother a gift. So, what does Bert get him to give him? Can you even give someone out on furlough a bottle of alcohol? What about the whole &quot;he has to go back to prison and can't take anything back with him&quot; thing?  We've got the conditions of furlough + a new round of Prison Price Is Right!&#13;
&#13;
Think you know how much stuff in the commissary costs?  See if you can beat us...</description>
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&#13;
Meeting s...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert told us the other day that he's meeting his girlfriend's brother for the first time in two years...because he's been in prison. He's out on furlough for 8 hours on Christmas, so Bert's going to get to meet him for the first time ever.&#13;
&#13;
Meeting someone's family is nerve wracking enough, so we suggested that he bring her brother a gift. So, what does Bert get him to give him? Can you even give someone out on furlough a bottle of alcohol? What about the whole &quot;he has to go back to prison and can't take anything back with him&quot; thing?  We've got the conditions of furlough + a new round of Prison Price Is Right!&#13;
&#13;
Think you know how much stuff in the commissary costs?  See if you can beat us...</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Meeting someone&amp;#39;s family is nerve wracking enough, so we suggested that he bring her brother a gift. So, what does Bert get him to give him? Can you even give someone out on furlough a bottle of alcohol? What about the whole &amp;quot;he has to go back to prison and can&amp;#39;t take anything back with him&amp;quot; thing?  We&amp;#39;ve got the conditions of furlough + a new round of Prison Price Is Right!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Think you know how much stuff in the commissary costs?  See if you can beat us...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2018 13:29:43 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>121918 - WHAT DRAMA IS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE - FULL</title>
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<title>Drama Fishing PT 2: She Needs To Boot A Wannabe Bridesmaid + A Proposal Gone Wrong?</title>
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<description>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with!&#13;
&#13;
We talk to Caitlyn, who cut a toxic friend out of her life and has been better for it. She's newly engaged, and even though she hasn't talked to that friend in months, her friend just texted her and asked &quot;have you picked out the bridesmaids dresses WE are wearing.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Caitlyn does NOT want her in this wedding, but her friend is super petty...how does she break the news?&#13;
&#13;
And then there's Jamie, whose 65-year-old dad told her that he was gonna propose to his girlfriend of five years last night on her birthday, but he wasn't sure that she'd say yes. It's the happiest Jamie has seen her dad since her mom died five years ago, but she's not sure the girlfriend's kids are that thrilled - they didn't take their parents divorce well, and don't exactly love Jamie's dad and her family.&#13;
&#13;
Well, Jamie hasn't heard back from her dad...and she's getting worried.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with!&#13;
&#13;
We talk to Caitlyn, who cut a toxic friend out of her life and has been better for it. She's newly engaged, and even t...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We're going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with!&#13;
&#13;
We talk to Caitlyn, who cut a toxic friend out of her life and has been better for it. She's newly engaged, and even though she hasn't talked to that friend in months, her friend just texted her and asked &quot;have you picked out the bridesmaids dresses WE are wearing.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Caitlyn does NOT want her in this wedding, but her friend is super petty...how does she break the news?&#13;
&#13;
And then there's Jamie, whose 65-year-old dad told her that he was gonna propose to his girlfriend of five years last night on her birthday, but he wasn't sure that she'd say yes. It's the happiest Jamie has seen her dad since her mom died five years ago, but she's not sure the girlfriend's kids are that thrilled - they didn't take their parents divorce well, and don't exactly love Jamie's dad and her family.&#13;
&#13;
Well, Jamie hasn't heard back from her dad...and she's getting worried.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;re going drama fishing...and want to know what drama you have going on in your life this morning that we can follow along with!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We talk to Caitlyn, who cut a toxic friend out of her life and has been better for it. She&amp;#39;s newly engaged, and even though she hasn&amp;#39;t talked to that friend in months, her friend just texted her and asked &amp;quot;have you picked out the bridesmaids dresses WE are wearing.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Caitlyn does NOT want her in this wedding, but her friend is super petty...how does she break the news?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then there&amp;#39;s Jamie, whose 65-year-old dad told her that he was gonna propose to his girlfriend of five years last night on her birthday, but he wasn&amp;#39;t sure that she&amp;#39;d say yes. It&amp;#39;s the happiest Jamie has seen her dad since her mom died five years ago, but she&amp;#39;s not sure the girlfriend&amp;#39;s kids are that thrilled - they didn&amp;#39;t take their parents divorce well, and don&amp;#39;t exactly love Jamie&amp;#39;s dad and her family.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, Jamie hasn&amp;#39;t heard back from her dad...and she&amp;#39;s getting worried.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Drama Fishing PT 1: She Needs To Boot A Wannabe Bridesmaid + A Proposal Gone Wrong?</title>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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<title>EBuzz: This Celeb Confronted Two Burglars In Their Home!</title>
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<title>Santa Scared Straight: Twins = Double The Trouble</title>
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<description>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. How? We've got a direct line to the North Pole!&#13;
&#13;
When you've got twins, you've got twice the energy, twice the smiles, twice the hugs...and twice the trouble once they start acting out.&#13;
&#13;
And Santa's got his hands full with Evan and Carter. They're SO excited they're basically bouncing off the walls and he has to call in reinforcements...and then things take a turn!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. How? We've got a direct line to the North Pole...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. How? We've got a direct line to the North Pole!&#13;
&#13;
When you've got twins, you've got twice the energy, twice the smiles, twice the hugs...and twice the trouble once they start acting out.&#13;
&#13;
And Santa's got his hands full with Evan and Carter. They're SO excited they're basically bouncing off the walls and he has to call in reinforcements...and then things take a turn!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight. How? We&amp;#39;ve got a direct line to the North Pole!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When you&amp;#39;ve got twins, you&amp;#39;ve got twice the energy, twice the smiles, twice the hugs...and twice the trouble once they start acting out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And Santa&amp;#39;s got his hands full with Evan and Carter. They&amp;#39;re SO excited they&amp;#39;re basically bouncing off the walls and he has to call in reinforcements...and then things take a turn!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2018 12:23:38 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>If You're Letting Fear Control Your Life, You Need To Hear This</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Fear drives a lot of us - and keeps a lot of us from doing what we want to be doing and leading the fullest, most successful lives we possibly can.&#13;
&#13;
It happens to the best of us - fear hit Bert early in his career and slowed things down, it's hitting Moe NOW with his comedy, Kristin's fear kept her complacent in relationships she should have left (although it doesn't apply right now), and Davi's been living outside her comfort zone for a while now.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Fear drives a lot of us - and keeps a lot of us from doing what we want to be doing and leading the fullest, most successful lives we possibly can.&#13;
&#13;
It happens to the best of us - fear hit Bert early in his career and slowed things down, it's hitting...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Fear drives a lot of us - and keeps a lot of us from doing what we want to be doing and leading the fullest, most successful lives we possibly can.&#13;
&#13;
It happens to the best of us - fear hit Bert early in his career and slowed things down, it's hitting Moe NOW with his comedy, Kristin's fear kept her complacent in relationships she should have left (although it doesn't apply right now), and Davi's been living outside her comfort zone for a while now.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Fear drives a lot of us - and keeps a lot of us from doing what we want to be doing and leading the fullest, most successful lives we possibly can.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It happens to the best of us - fear hit Bert early in his career and slowed things down, it&amp;#39;s hitting Moe NOW with his comedy, Kristin&amp;#39;s fear kept her complacent in relationships she should have left (although it doesn&amp;#39;t apply right now), and Davi&amp;#39;s been living outside her comfort zone for a while now.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2018 12:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Will Gwen Stefani Be Held Responsible For This Fan's Injury?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2018 11:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Round 2: Match The Bert Show Member To The Holiday Disaster</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>We all have our moments around the holidays that we're not proud of - the ones we'd rather sweep under the rug and pretend never happened. Well, we're piling all of those into one bucket...can you figure out who goes to what embarrassing holiday moment?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>We all have our moments around the holidays that we're not proud of - the ones we'd rather sweep under the rug and pretend never happened. Well, we're piling all of those into one bucket...can you figure out who goes to what embarrassing holiday moment?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We all have our moments around the holidays that we're not proud of - the ones we'd rather sweep under the rug and pretend never happened. Well, we're piling all of those into one bucket...can you figure out who goes to what embarrassing holiday moment?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;We all have our moments around the holidays that we&amp;#39;re not proud of - the ones we&amp;#39;d rather sweep under the rug and pretend never happened. Well, we&amp;#39;re piling all of those into one bucket...can you figure out who goes to what embarrassing holiday moment?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2018 11:56:44 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Moe Can't Believe His Dad Did This!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Moe's about to CANCEL Christmas for his dad. Why? Every year, he does something with his family and friends (that EVERYONE wants in on, but there's just not enough room), and this year...his dad chose something ELSE over that and forcing Moe to break tradition!&#13;
&#13;
You don't go against the family.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Moe's about to CANCEL Christmas for his dad. Why? Every year, he does something with his family and friends (that EVERYONE wants in on, but there's just not enough room), and this year...his dad chose something ELSE over that and forcing Moe to break t...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Moe's about to CANCEL Christmas for his dad. Why? Every year, he does something with his family and friends (that EVERYONE wants in on, but there's just not enough room), and this year...his dad chose something ELSE over that and forcing Moe to break tradition!&#13;
&#13;
You don't go against the family.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Moe&amp;#39;s about to CANCEL Christmas for his dad. Why? Every year, he does something with his family and friends (that EVERYONE wants in on, but there&amp;#39;s just not enough room), and this year...his dad chose something ELSE over that and forcing Moe to break tradition!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You don&amp;#39;t go against the family.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2018 11:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Stream The Show: Tuesday, December 18, 2018</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 14:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Cassie And Her Husband Had A Real Fight...Over Something Fictional</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Have you ever gotten into a fight with your significant other over something totally fictional? Cassie and her new husband, Chad, just got into a full on fight...over whether or not they should let their 12-year-old (6th grade) kid read Stephen King books. He thinks it's ok (based on the maturity level of the kid), she thinks there are some adult themes that just aren't appropriate for children.&#13;
&#13;
Ps. They don't have any kids. They're not even pregnant. &#13;
&#13;
But it was a very real fight.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Have you ever gotten into a fight with your significant other over something totally fictional? Cassie and her new husband, Chad, just got into a full on fight...over whether or not they should let their 12-year-old (6th grade) kid read Stephen King bo...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Have you ever gotten into a fight with your significant other over something totally fictional? Cassie and her new husband, Chad, just got into a full on fight...over whether or not they should let their 12-year-old (6th grade) kid read Stephen King books. He thinks it's ok (based on the maturity level of the kid), she thinks there are some adult themes that just aren't appropriate for children.&#13;
&#13;
Ps. They don't have any kids. They're not even pregnant. &#13;
&#13;
But it was a very real fight.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Have you ever gotten into a fight with your significant other over something totally fictional? Cassie and her new husband, Chad, just got into a full on fight...over whether or not they should let their 12-year-old (6th grade) kid read Stephen King books. He thinks it&amp;#39;s ok (based on the maturity level of the kid), she thinks there are some adult themes that just aren&amp;#39;t appropriate for children.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ps. They don&amp;#39;t have any kids. They&amp;#39;re not even pregnant. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But it was a very real fight.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 14:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>What Big Surprise Are You Planning For Christmas?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Christmas is a time for gifts...and maybe some BIG surprises...what are you planning? &#13;
&#13;
Davi, Kristin and Moe share the big surprises they had go down in the past...and then we hear yours!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Christmas is a time for gifts...and maybe some BIG surprises...what are you planning? &#13;
&#13;
Davi, Kristin and Moe share the big surprises they had go down in the past...and then we hear yours!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Christmas is a time for gifts...and maybe some BIG surprises...what are you planning? &#13;
&#13;
Davi, Kristin and Moe share the big surprises they had go down in the past...and then we hear yours!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Christmas is a time for gifts...and maybe some BIG surprises...what are you planning? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Davi, Kristin and Moe share the big surprises they had go down in the past...and then we hear yours!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 14:19:06 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Kristin Gives New Years Resolutions To Everyone On The Show</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>The rest of 2018 is a wash...you're not going to be able to make a significant life change in the next week, right?. But come 2019? That's when it ALL comes together. Obviously.&#13;
&#13;
A new survey asked people what New Year's resolutions they're planning to make for next year. And here are the top 10 answers . . .&#13;
&#13;
1\. Exercise more, 59%.&#13;
&#13;
2\. Eat healthier, 54%.&#13;
&#13;
3\. Save money, 51%.&#13;
&#13;
4\. Lose weight, 48%.&#13;
&#13;
5\. Reduce stress, 38%.&#13;
&#13;
6\. Stick to a budget, 35%.&#13;
&#13;
7\. Get more sleep, 31%.&#13;
&#13;
8\. Spend more time with family, 30%.&#13;
&#13;
9\. Learn a new skill, 27%.&#13;
&#13;
10\. Travel more, 24%.&#13;
&#13;
Well, Kristin has the resolutions that WE need to do in 2019.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>The rest of 2018 is a wash...you're not going to be able to make a significant life change in the next week, right?. But come 2019? That's when it ALL comes together. Obviously.&#13;
&#13;
A new survey asked people what New Year's resolutions they're planning ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The rest of 2018 is a wash...you're not going to be able to make a significant life change in the next week, right?. But come 2019? That's when it ALL comes together. Obviously.&#13;
&#13;
A new survey asked people what New Year's resolutions they're planning to make for next year. And here are the top 10 answers . . .&#13;
&#13;
1\. Exercise more, 59%.&#13;
&#13;
2\. Eat healthier, 54%.&#13;
&#13;
3\. Save money, 51%.&#13;
&#13;
4\. Lose weight, 48%.&#13;
&#13;
5\. Reduce stress, 38%.&#13;
&#13;
6\. Stick to a budget, 35%.&#13;
&#13;
7\. Get more sleep, 31%.&#13;
&#13;
8\. Spend more time with family, 30%.&#13;
&#13;
9\. Learn a new skill, 27%.&#13;
&#13;
10\. Travel more, 24%.&#13;
&#13;
Well, Kristin has the resolutions that WE need to do in 2019.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;The rest of 2018 is a wash...you&amp;#39;re not going to be able to make a significant life change in the next week, right?. But come 2019? That&amp;#39;s when it ALL comes together. Obviously.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A new survey asked people what New Year&amp;#39;s resolutions they&amp;#39;re planning to make for next year. And here are the top 10 answers . . .&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Exercise more, 59%.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Eat healthier, 54%.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. Save money, 51%.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. Lose weight, 48%.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5. Reduce stress, 38%.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;6. Stick to a budget, 35%.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;7. Get more sleep, 31%.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;8. Spend more time with family, 30%.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;9. Learn a new skill, 27%.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;10. Travel more, 24%.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, Kristin has the resolutions that WE need to do in 2019.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 13:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tell Me Something Good: Good News To Turn Your Bad Day Around</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. That all hope isn't lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don't hear about them.&#13;
&#13;
And that's why we do it: tell me something good.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. Tha...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. That all hope isn't lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don't hear about them.&#13;
&#13;
And that's why we do it: tell me something good.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Let&amp;#39;s be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it&amp;#39;s so, so important to talk about what&amp;#39;s going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn&amp;#39;t gone altogether. That all hope isn&amp;#39;t lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don&amp;#39;t hear about them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And that&amp;#39;s why we do it: tell me something good.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 13:21:24 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Moe Needs To Apologize To Someone On The Show</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert's Christmas Party was this past Friday, and something went down that made Moe feel like he REALLY needs to apologize to someone in studio today.</description>
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<itunes:summary>Bert's Christmas Party was this past Friday, and something went down that made Moe feel like he REALLY needs to apologize to someone in studio today.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert&amp;#39;s Christmas Party was this past Friday, and something went down that made Moe feel like he REALLY needs to apologize to someone in studio today.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 13:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Update PT 2: This Mom Is About To Cancel Christmas...Should She?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&#13;
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Anna's kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming in for Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
She's thinking of cancelling Christmas, but she's on the fence about it. So we get parents who DID make that call on to find out why they cancelled Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
#ChristmasIsCancelled&#13;
&#13;
She was threatening to CANCEL Christmas if her kids didn't keep their rooms clean. We're about to find out if they failed...think she followed through with her threat?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&#13;
&#13;
Anna's kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming i...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&#13;
&#13;
Anna's kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming in for Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
She's thinking of cancelling Christmas, but she's on the fence about it. So we get parents who DID make that call on to find out why they cancelled Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
#ChristmasIsCancelled&#13;
&#13;
She was threatening to CANCEL Christmas if her kids didn't keep their rooms clean. We're about to find out if they failed...think she followed through with her threat?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anna&amp;#39;s kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming in for Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She&amp;#39;s thinking of cancelling Christmas, but she&amp;#39;s on the fence about it. So we get parents who DID make that call on to find out why they cancelled Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;#ChristmasIsCancelled&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She was threatening to CANCEL Christmas if her kids didn&amp;#39;t keep their rooms clean. We&amp;#39;re about to find out if they failed...think she followed through with her threat?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 13:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Pete Davidson Banned Ariana Grande From Seeing Him</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 12:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ask An Elf: Don't Murder Anyone To Stay Off The Naughty List</title>
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<description>Since we've got the direct hook up with Santa, he agreed to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio!&#13;
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So, we've got three elves - Trixie from last year - and two new friends, Jelly Bean &amp; Lil' Juicy - in studio to answer ANY question you have, Christmas-related or not.&#13;
&#13;
From questions about what elves do on Christmas Day to how to stay off the Naughty List (pro tip: don't murder anyone) to how to survive Christmas with the in-laws, here's the inside scoop:</description>
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<itunes:summary>Since we've got the direct hook up with Santa, he agreed to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio!&#13;
&#13;
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&#13;
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<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Since we&amp;#39;ve got the direct hook up with Santa, he agreed to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, we&amp;#39;ve got three elves - Trixie from last year - and two new friends, Jelly Bean &amp;amp; Lil&amp;#39; Juicy - in studio to answer ANY question you have, Christmas-related or not.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From questions about what elves do on Christmas Day to how to stay off the Naughty List (pro tip: don&amp;#39;t murder anyone) to how to survive Christmas with the in-laws, here&amp;#39;s the inside scoop:&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 12:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Brag On Your Man: Davi Needs To Show Some Love To Her Husband</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Sometimes, we have to give the significant others in our lives some public appreciation when they go above and beyond for you – and that’s the SOLE purpose of this segment.&#13;
&#13;
Get some brownie points by publicly appreciating your man – call us and tell us what they're doing that you’re proud of!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Sometimes, we have to give the significant others in our lives some public appreciation when they go above and beyond for you – and that’s the SOLE purpose of this segment.&#13;
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Get some brownie points by publicly appreciating your man – call us and tell...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Sometimes, we have to give the significant others in our lives some public appreciation when they go above and beyond for you – and that’s the SOLE purpose of this segment.&#13;
&#13;
Get some brownie points by publicly appreciating your man – call us and tell us what they're doing that you’re proud of!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Sometimes, we have to give the significant others in our lives some public appreciation when they go above and beyond for you – and that’s the SOLE purpose of this segment.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Get some brownie points by publicly appreciating your man – call us and tell us what they&amp;#39;re doing that you’re proud of!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 12:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: If You Steal This Dance, You’re Gonna Get Sued</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 11:57:56 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Match The Bert Show Member To The Holiday Disaster</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>We all have our moments around the holidays that we're not proud of - the ones we'd rather sweep under the rug and pretend never happened. Well, we're piling all of those into one bucket...can you figure out who goes to what embarrassing holiday moment?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>We all have our moments around the holidays that we're not proud of - the ones we'd rather sweep under the rug and pretend never happened. Well, we're piling all of those into one bucket...can you figure out who goes to what embarrassing holiday moment?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We all have our moments around the holidays that we're not proud of - the ones we'd rather sweep under the rug and pretend never happened. Well, we're piling all of those into one bucket...can you figure out who goes to what embarrassing holiday moment?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;We all have our moments around the holidays that we&amp;#39;re not proud of - the ones we&amp;#39;d rather sweep under the rug and pretend never happened. Well, we&amp;#39;re piling all of those into one bucket...can you figure out who goes to what embarrassing holiday moment?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 11:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stream The Show: Monday, December 17, 2018</title>
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<title>Grandiose Gestures Gone Wrong: Who's Big Gesture Failed...Like Offset's For Cardi B Did?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Cardi B got an unexpected...and unwanted...surprise during her set Saturday night at the Rolling Loud Festival in Los Angeles.  Her estranged husband Offset interrupted the show to beg her to take him back.&#13;
&#13;
This was obviously a setup, because first, people rolled out white and red flower arrangements that said, &quot;Take me back Cardi.&quot;  Then Offset came out with a bouquet of white roses and things got awkward.&#13;
&#13;
He tried to talk to her, but she obviously wasn't having it.&#13;
&#13;
After a couple seconds, the lights dimmed, and Offset moped off the stage.&#13;
&#13;
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&#13;
&quot;I don't like that.  And it doesn't make me feel any better.  Period.&#13;
&#13;
(Profanity Warning:  You can see both videos here.  They both contain profanity.)&#13;
&#13;
Who gave - or got - a grandiose gesture that TOTALLY failed?</description>
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&#13;
This was obviously a setup, because first,...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
This was obviously a setup, because first, people rolled out white and red flower arrangements that said, &quot;Take me back Cardi.&quot;  Then Offset came out with a bouquet of white roses and things got awkward.&#13;
&#13;
He tried to talk to her, but she obviously wasn't having it.&#13;
&#13;
After a couple seconds, the lights dimmed, and Offset moped off the stage.&#13;
&#13;
But just so you know, Cardi is not down with people trashing Offset online, because he's still the father of her child.  In an Instagram video she said, quote, &quot;I know how painful it is when you have millions of people bashing you every single day.&#13;
&#13;
&quot;I don't like that.  And it doesn't make me feel any better.  Period.&#13;
&#13;
(Profanity Warning:  You can see both videos here.  They both contain profanity.)&#13;
&#13;
Who gave - or got - a grandiose gesture that TOTALLY failed?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Cardi B got an unexpected...and unwanted...surprise during her set Saturday night at the Rolling Loud Festival in Los Angeles.  Her estranged husband Offset interrupted the show to beg her to take him back.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This was obviously a setup, because first, people rolled out white and red flower arrangements that said, &amp;quot;Take me back Cardi.&amp;quot;  Then Offset came out with a bouquet of white roses and things got awkward.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He tried to talk to her, but she obviously wasn&amp;#39;t having it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After a couple seconds, the lights dimmed, and Offset moped off the stage.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But just so you know, Cardi is not down with people trashing Offset online, because he&amp;#39;s still the father of her child.  In an Instagram video she said, quote, &amp;quot;I know how painful it is when you have millions of people bashing you every single day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;I don&amp;#39;t like that.  And it doesn&amp;#39;t make me feel any better.  Period.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Profanity Warning:  You can see both videos here.  They both contain profanity.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Who gave - or got - a grandiose gesture that TOTALLY failed?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2018 14:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Update: Does She Need To Tell Her Boyfriend That She Dated His Sister's...HUSBAND?!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Do you *really* need to disclose EVERYBODY in your dating history to your new significant other? What if...it was a family member?!&#13;
&#13;
She's been dating this guy for six months, and she hasn't met his family yet, but is supposed to this weekend. They were looking through his family photos so that he could show her who everyone is. Well, his sister was in one of the photos, along with her husband.&#13;
&#13;
The husband who happens to be...the same guy she dated two years ago.&#13;
&#13;
The same guy who was married two years ago...but she didn't know it.&#13;
&#13;
YEP. She dated the very married husband of her new boyfriend's sister.&#13;
&#13;
Does she say anything? Does she go and stay quiet? Does she cancel everything?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Do you *really* need to disclose EVERYBODY in your dating history to your new significant other? What if...it was a family member?!&#13;
&#13;
She's been dating this guy for six months, and she hasn't met his family yet, but is supposed to this weekend. They w...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Do you *really* need to disclose EVERYBODY in your dating history to your new significant other? What if...it was a family member?!&#13;
&#13;
She's been dating this guy for six months, and she hasn't met his family yet, but is supposed to this weekend. They were looking through his family photos so that he could show her who everyone is. Well, his sister was in one of the photos, along with her husband.&#13;
&#13;
The husband who happens to be...the same guy she dated two years ago.&#13;
&#13;
The same guy who was married two years ago...but she didn't know it.&#13;
&#13;
YEP. She dated the very married husband of her new boyfriend's sister.&#13;
&#13;
Does she say anything? Does she go and stay quiet? Does she cancel everything?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Do you &lt;em&gt;really&lt;/em&gt; need to disclose EVERYBODY in your dating history to your new significant other? What if...it was a family member?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She&amp;#39;s been dating this guy for six months, and she hasn&amp;#39;t met his family yet, but is supposed to this weekend. They were looking through his family photos so that he could show her who everyone is. Well, his sister was in one of the photos, along with her husband.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The husband who happens to be...the same guy she dated two years ago.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The same guy who was married two years ago...but she didn&amp;#39;t know it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YEP. She dated the very married husband of her new boyfriend&amp;#39;s sister.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Does she say anything? Does she go and stay quiet? Does she cancel everything?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2018 14:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Walter's Got Beef With Someone Else At The Station!</title>
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<description>Our phone screener Walter is wading into dangerous territory...he's got beef with someone ELSE at the station, and he's about to air it out on-air...&#13;
&#13;
And it all went down at Bert's Christmas Party on Friday night.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Our phone screener Walter is wading into dangerous territory...he's got beef with someone ELSE at the station, and he's about to air it out on-air...&#13;
&#13;
And it all went down at Bert's Christmas Party on Friday night.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Our phone screener Walter is wading into dangerous territory...he's got beef with someone ELSE at the station, and he's about to air it out on-air...&#13;
&#13;
And it all went down at Bert's Christmas Party on Friday night.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Our phone screener Walter is wading into dangerous territory...he&amp;#39;s got beef with someone ELSE at the station, and he&amp;#39;s about to air it out on-air...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And it all went down at Bert&amp;#39;s Christmas Party on Friday night.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2018 13:27:25 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>This Family Needs Your Help To Save A Life</title>
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<description>We received this email from one of our listeners, and it's a big ask, but it's a LIFE SAVING ask. &#13;
&#13;
Blair sister, Lauren, is dying and she needs a kidney. Doctors have told her it's a less than 10% chance she'll get a match...even though her condition is 100% treatable once she has it. But that's where YOU come in.&#13;
&#13;
Read her story below - can we help find Lauren a kidney? Can you help save her life? Is there any greater gift than that?&#13;
&#13;
Dearest Bert Show,&#13;
&#13;
My name is Blair Fulford and I have been listening to your show for the last 16 years, since I was a sophomore in high school (I’m now 32). I’ve listened to you every morning (in the shower, the car, the app, wherever and whenever I can!), and I can’t tell you how much love and respect I hold for you. Throughout the years I’ve heard, from both your cast and the listeners, many stories of entertaining drama (Texting Tutor is THE BEST segment by the way! Dots...dots-dots-dots!), stories of destiny, stories of heartache and pain, stories of inspiration, and also compelling stories of people reaching out for your help, and therein lies my reason for writing this letter to you…my family and I are desperate:&#13;
&#13;
My older sister, Lauren, is dying. She is in desperate need of a kidney transplant. Doctors have run out of places on her body to do dialysis given her weak condition after almost 9 years looking for a match. The sad thing to me is her condition is 100% treatable if we can find just one stranger willing to love another stranger enough to save her life by donating life. Doctors have given her less than a 10% chance of finding a match, but to me, that's 30 million people in the US who could help. We just need one. Lauren is currently in the hospital at Piedmont and running out of time. My other sister has launched billboard and Facebook campaigns and even reached out to the local media. But the media told her that she's not a kid and not a mom so she's unfortunately not a sympathetic story. I disagree. Lauren is a daughter, a sister, a best friend, mother to her rescue dog and cats. She is one of the most loving, generous, supportive, funny people I know. She loves her family and friends, who she would do absolutely anything for, and she is also THE biggest Atlanta Falcons fan. &#13;
&#13;
Bert, Kristin, Davi, Cassie, Moe, Tommy, Tracey, everybody…this is where my family and I could use your help. I wanted to see if there is any way you could share Lauren’s story and help spread the word about her search for a kidney. Time is running out quickly. Although it may be difficult finding her a match, the more people willing to selflessly come forward and be willing to get tested, the higher her chances are of finding a matching kidney for a transplant, which would save her. If you want to learn more, her website is www.LaurenNeedsAKidney.com. People value your opinions and we could use an advocate / angel right about now.&#13;
&#13;
As with any disease that people face, Lauren never asked for this. Her strength and courage everyday amaze me; she has gone through hell most of her life fighting this disease, and she has fought for far too long. With everything she has been through, at least 20+ painful surgeries, and at least 30-40 hospital stays, she still, somehow, has always remained steadfast and hopeful. Her faith, family and friends have provided her support and a reason to keep fighting, but this past year she has had some dangerous complications due her long-term dependence on dialysis, and now her body simply cannot handle it much longer; she is losing this fight and it’s killing her...literally.&#13;
&#13;
PLEASE HELP US! Bert Show, my family and I want Lauren on this Earth for a long time, and we don’t want to give up this fight for her to find a matching kidney. She is my very loving, very generous, very funny, amazing big sister, and she deserves life. I would love to share more with you, even my story of donating a kidney to Lauren in 2004\. It is an amazing thing to give life! Ple...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>We received this email from one of our listeners, and it's a big ask, but it's a LIFE SAVING ask. &#13;
&#13;
Blair sister, Lauren, is dying and she needs a kidney. Doctors have told her it's a less than 10% chance she'll get a match...even though her conditio...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We received this email from one of our listeners, and it's a big ask, but it's a LIFE SAVING ask. &#13;
&#13;
Blair sister, Lauren, is dying and she needs a kidney. Doctors have told her it's a less than 10% chance she'll get a match...even though her condition is 100% treatable once she has it. But that's where YOU come in.&#13;
&#13;
Read her story below - can we help find Lauren a kidney? Can you help save her life? Is there any greater gift than that?&#13;
&#13;
Dearest Bert Show,&#13;
&#13;
My name is Blair Fulford and I have been listening to your show for the last 16 years, since I was a sophomore in high school (I’m now 32). I’ve listened to you every morning (in the shower, the car, the app, wherever and whenever I can!), and I can’t tell you how much love and respect I hold for you. Throughout the years I’ve heard, from both your cast and the listeners, many stories of entertaining drama (Texting Tutor is THE BEST segment by the way! Dots...dots-dots-dots!), stories of destiny, stories of heartache and pain, stories of inspiration, and also compelling stories of people reaching out for your help, and therein lies my reason for writing this letter to you…my family and I are desperate:&#13;
&#13;
My older sister, Lauren, is dying. She is in desperate need of a kidney transplant. Doctors have run out of places on her body to do dialysis given her weak condition after almost 9 years looking for a match. The sad thing to me is her condition is 100% treatable if we can find just one stranger willing to love another stranger enough to save her life by donating life. Doctors have given her less than a 10% chance of finding a match, but to me, that's 30 million people in the US who could help. We just need one. Lauren is currently in the hospital at Piedmont and running out of time. My other sister has launched billboard and Facebook campaigns and even reached out to the local media. But the media told her that she's not a kid and not a mom so she's unfortunately not a sympathetic story. I disagree. Lauren is a daughter, a sister, a best friend, mother to her rescue dog and cats. She is one of the most loving, generous, supportive, funny people I know. She loves her family and friends, who she would do absolutely anything for, and she is also THE biggest Atlanta Falcons fan. &#13;
&#13;
Bert, Kristin, Davi, Cassie, Moe, Tommy, Tracey, everybody…this is where my family and I could use your help. I wanted to see if there is any way you could share Lauren’s story and help spread the word about her search for a kidney. Time is running out quickly. Although it may be difficult finding her a match, the more people willing to selflessly come forward and be willing to get tested, the higher her chances are of finding a matching kidney for a transplant, which would save her. If you want to learn more, her website is www.LaurenNeedsAKidney.com. People value your opinions and we could use an advocate / angel right about now.&#13;
&#13;
As with any disease that people face, Lauren never asked for this. Her strength and courage everyday amaze me; she has gone through hell most of her life fighting this disease, and she has fought for far too long. With everything she has been through, at least 20+ painful surgeries, and at least 30-40 hospital stays, she still, somehow, has always remained steadfast and hopeful. Her faith, family and friends have provided her support and a reason to keep fighting, but this past year she has had some dangerous complications due her long-term dependence on dialysis, and now her body simply cannot handle it much longer; she is losing this fight and it’s killing her...literally.&#13;
&#13;
PLEASE HELP US! Bert Show, my family and I want Lauren on this Earth for a long time, and we don’t want to give up this fight for her to find a matching kidney. She is my very loving, very generous, very funny, amazing big sister, and she deserves life. I would love to share more with you, even my story of donating a kidney to Lauren in 2004\. It is an amazing thing to give life! Please feel free to reach out with any questions.&#13;
&#13;
Thank you so much in advance for your time, and thank you for all of the good that you do; I hope you know that it is truly felt.    &#13;
&#13;
Sincerely,&#13;
&#13;
Blair Fulford</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;We received this email from one of our listeners, and it&amp;#39;s a big ask, but it&amp;#39;s a LIFE SAVING ask. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Blair sister, Lauren, is dying and she needs a kidney. Doctors have told her it&amp;#39;s a less than 10% chance she&amp;#39;ll get a match...even though her condition is 100% treatable once she has it. But that&amp;#39;s where YOU come in.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Read her story below - can we help find Lauren a kidney? Can you help save her life? Is there any greater gift than that?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dearest Bert Show,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My name is Blair Fulford and I have been listening to your show for the last 16 years, since I was a sophomore in high school (I’m now 32). I’ve listened to you every morning (in the shower, the car, the app, wherever and whenever I can!), and I can’t tell you how much love and respect I hold for you. Throughout the years I’ve heard, from both your cast and the listeners, many stories of entertaining drama (Texting Tutor is THE BEST segment by the way! Dots...dots-dots-dots!), stories of destiny, stories of heartache and pain, stories of inspiration, and also compelling stories of people reaching out for your help, and therein lies my reason for writing this letter to you…my family and I are desperate:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My older sister, Lauren, is dying. She is in desperate need of a kidney transplant. Doctors have run out of places on her body to do dialysis given her weak condition after almost 9 years looking for a match. The sad thing to me is her condition is 100% treatable if we can find just one stranger willing to love another stranger enough to save her life by donating life. Doctors have given her less than a 10% chance of finding a match, but to me, that&amp;#39;s 30 million people in the US who could help. We just need one. Lauren is currently in the hospital at Piedmont and running out of time. My other sister has launched billboard and Facebook campaigns and even reached out to the local media. But the media told her that she&amp;#39;s not a kid and not a mom so she&amp;#39;s unfortunately not a sympathetic story. I disagree. Lauren is a daughter, a sister, a best friend, mother to her rescue dog and cats. She is one of the most loving, generous, supportive, funny people I know. She loves her family and friends, who she would do absolutely anything for, and she is also THE biggest Atlanta Falcons fan. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bert, Kristin, Davi, Cassie, Moe, Tommy, Tracey, everybody…this is where my family and I could use your help. I wanted to see if there is any way you could share Lauren’s story and help spread the word about her search for a kidney. Time is running out quickly. Although it may be difficult finding her a match, the more people willing to selflessly come forward and be willing to get tested, the higher her chances are of finding a matching kidney for a transplant, which would save her. If you want to learn more, her website is www.LaurenNeedsAKidney.com. People value your opinions and we could use an advocate / angel right about now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As with any disease that people face, Lauren never asked for this. Her strength and courage everyday amaze me; she has gone through hell most of her life fighting this disease, and she has fought for far too long. With everything she has been through, at least 20+ painful surgeries, and at least 30-40 hospital stays, she still, somehow, has always remained steadfast and hopeful. Her faith, family and friends have provided her support and a reason to keep fighting, but this past year she has had some dangerous complications due her long-term dependence on dialysis, and now her body simply cannot handle it much longer; she is losing this fight and it’s killing her...literally.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PLEASE HELP US! Bert Show, my family and I want Lauren on this Earth for a long time, and we don’t want to give up this fight for her to find a matching kidney. She is my very loving, very generous, very funny, amazing big sister, and she deserves life. I would love to share more with you, even my story of donating a kidney to Lauren in 2004. It is an amazing thing to give life! Please feel free to reach out with any questions.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you so much in advance for your time, and thank you for all of the good that you do; I hope you know that it is truly felt.    &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sincerely,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Blair Fulford&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2018 13:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Texting Tutor Update: She's Been On One Date &amp; Wants To Invite Him To Her Family Christmas!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Look, we're gonna be honest: we're not sure that this Texting Tutor is the BEST idea ever...this could end really, really badly.&#13;
&#13;
Sydney went on ONE 90 minute date with a guy (and it was a great date), and now she's wondering if she can use him to help her out with an awkward party she has to go to. It's her family's Christmas Eve party - there are 30 or 40 family members who attend, and they ALWAYS rag on her for being single and not married. So, she wants to bring him so they'll lay off her.&#13;
&#13;
But let's recap: they've been on ONE date and now she wants to bring him to her FAMILY Christmas party to meet them and so her fam will think she's in a relationship.&#13;
&#13;
When we left Sydney, the guy she was texting said he wanted to go on another date with her before he committed to the whole family thing. They went out this past weekend...and what she did after he texted her has us pulling our hair out!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Look, we're gonna be honest: we're not sure that this Texting Tutor is the BEST idea ever...this could end really, really badly.&#13;
&#13;
Sydney went on ONE 90 minute date with a guy (and it was a great date), and now she's wondering if she can use him to help her out with an awkward party she has to go to. It's her family's Christmas Eve party - there are 30 or 40 family members who attend, and they ALWAYS rag on her for being single and not married. So, she wants to bring him so they'll lay off her.&#13;
&#13;
But let's recap: they've been on ONE date and now she wants to bring him to her FAMILY Christmas party to meet them and so her fam will think she's in a relationship.&#13;
&#13;
When we left Sydney, the guy she was texting said he wanted to go on another date with her before he committed to the whole family thing. They went out this past weekend...and what she did after he texted her has us pulling our hair out!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;You like him. You had a connection. But you just don&amp;#39;t KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you&amp;#39;re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you&amp;#39;re scared of rejection.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that&amp;#39;s where we come in! We&amp;#39;ll tell you what to text the person you&amp;#39;re into, line by line, and we&amp;#39;ll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look, we&amp;#39;re gonna be honest: we&amp;#39;re not sure that this Texting Tutor is the BEST idea ever...this could end really, really badly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sydney went on ONE 90 minute date with a guy (and it was a great date), and now she&amp;#39;s wondering if she can use him to help her out with an awkward party she has to go to. It&amp;#39;s her family&amp;#39;s Christmas Eve party - there are 30 or 40 family members who attend, and they ALWAYS rag on her for being single and not married. So, she wants to bring him so they&amp;#39;ll lay off her.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But let&amp;#39;s recap: they&amp;#39;ve been on ONE date and now she wants to bring him to her FAMILY Christmas party to meet them and so her fam will think she&amp;#39;s in a relationship.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When we left Sydney, the guy she was texting said he wanted to go on another date with her before he committed to the whole family thing. They went out this past weekend...and what she did after he texted her has us pulling our hair out!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2018 13:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Celebrity Incarceration Draft: We've Got THREE Rounds On Deck!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Celebrity Incarceration Draft: so, how does it work? Every time a celebrity gets arrested, The Bert Show cast members put money into a pool and predict the next celebrity they think will get arrested&#13;
&#13;
Every time another celebrity gets arrested (we have to know their name without any research), we pick more names until someone correctly guesses a celebrity arrest!&#13;
&#13;
Moe won the last round with Tekashi 69, so we're kicking off a new game!&#13;
&#13;
And since Bert's out sick today, Cassie's picking for him...for all THREE rounds that we have to do!&#13;
&#13;
Round 1: Josh Henderson arrested for burglary. &#13;
&#13;
Round 2: Lil' Pump arrested for disorderly conduct.&#13;
&#13;
Round 3: Stoney Westmoreland arrested for things we're not gonna talk about.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Celebrity Incarceration Draft: so, how does it work? Every time a celebrity gets arrested, The Bert Show cast members put money into a pool and predict the next celebrity they think will get arrested&#13;
&#13;
Every time another celebrity gets arrested (we ha...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Celebrity Incarceration Draft: so, how does it work? Every time a celebrity gets arrested, The Bert Show cast members put money into a pool and predict the next celebrity they think will get arrested&#13;
&#13;
Every time another celebrity gets arrested (we have to know their name without any research), we pick more names until someone correctly guesses a celebrity arrest!&#13;
&#13;
Moe won the last round with Tekashi 69, so we're kicking off a new game!&#13;
&#13;
And since Bert's out sick today, Cassie's picking for him...for all THREE rounds that we have to do!&#13;
&#13;
Round 1: Josh Henderson arrested for burglary. &#13;
&#13;
Round 2: Lil' Pump arrested for disorderly conduct.&#13;
&#13;
Round 3: Stoney Westmoreland arrested for things we're not gonna talk about.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Celebrity Incarceration Draft: so, how does it work? Every time a celebrity gets arrested, The Bert Show cast members put money into a pool and predict the next celebrity they think will get arrested&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Every time another celebrity gets arrested (we have to know their name without any research), we pick more names until someone correctly guesses a celebrity arrest!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Moe won the last round with Tekashi 69, so we&amp;#39;re kicking off a new game!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And since Bert&amp;#39;s out sick today, Cassie&amp;#39;s picking for him...for all THREE rounds that we have to do!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Round 1: Josh Henderson arrested for burglary. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Round 2: Lil&amp;#39; Pump arrested for disorderly conduct.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Round 3: Stoney Westmoreland arrested for things we&amp;#39;re not gonna talk about.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2018 12:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Santa Scared Straight: This Kid Attacked Another Kid With Scissors!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&#13;
&#13;
Bear has been on the Naughty List BIG time. He's held a kid down at school, threatened another one with scissors, threatened to tie another one up and hide them in the chimney, and stared down a teacher when they told him not to do something...and kept on doing it!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&#13;
&#13;
Bear has been on the Naughty List BIG time. He's held a kid down at school, threatened another one with scissors, threatened to tie another one up and hide them in the chimney, and stared down a teacher when they told him not to do something...and kept on doing it!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just fill out the form below and send the &amp;quot;North Pole&amp;quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bear has been on the Naughty List BIG time. He&amp;#39;s held a kid down at school, threatened another one with scissors, threatened to tie another one up and hide them in the chimney, and stared down a teacher when they told him not to do something...and kept on doing it!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2018 12:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>New Dating Trends + We Nail These Miss Universe Questions</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Yeah, it's easy to judge from your couch...but how would you REALLY do if you were asked pageant questions? &#13;
&#13;
It's so easy to make fun of pageants, but when you listen to these questions...they're actually kinda HARD, because some of them are political minefields. &#13;
&#13;
Could you answer these questions? Let's just say, don't think we'd be crowned.&#13;
&#13;
We're about to try out the questions from Miss Universe...and Moe pretty much crushes his.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Yeah, it's easy to judge from your couch...but how would you REALLY do if you were asked pageant questions? &#13;
&#13;
It's so easy to make fun of pageants, but when you listen to these questions...they're actually kinda HARD, because some of them are politic...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Yeah, it's easy to judge from your couch...but how would you REALLY do if you were asked pageant questions? &#13;
&#13;
It's so easy to make fun of pageants, but when you listen to these questions...they're actually kinda HARD, because some of them are political minefields. &#13;
&#13;
Could you answer these questions? Let's just say, don't think we'd be crowned.&#13;
&#13;
We're about to try out the questions from Miss Universe...and Moe pretty much crushes his.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Yeah, it&amp;#39;s easy to judge from your couch...but how would you REALLY do if you were asked pageant questions? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#39;s so easy to make fun of pageants, but when you listen to these questions...they&amp;#39;re actually kinda HARD, because some of them are political minefields. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Could you answer these questions? Let&amp;#39;s just say, don&amp;#39;t think we&amp;#39;d be crowned.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;re about to try out the questions from Miss Universe...and Moe pretty much crushes his.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2018 12:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Cardi B Got An Unwanted Surprise From Her Ex</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2018 12:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Plead The Fifth: We Wrangle TOMMY Into The Hot Seat!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>We're taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, &quot;Watch What Happens Live.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. &quot;Pleading the Fifth.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
And today we have a REALLY special guest. Seriously, this like NEVER happens. He asks the questions, but today...we wrangled Producer Tommy into the Plead The Fifth hot seat!&#13;
&#13;
Tommy spills on who needs an intervention, the members of the Bert Show that he'd ice out, and that time he almost got arrested...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>We're taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, &quot;Watch What Happens Live.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. &quot;Pleading the F...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We're taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, &quot;Watch What Happens Live.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. &quot;Pleading the Fifth.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
And today we have a REALLY special guest. Seriously, this like NEVER happens. He asks the questions, but today...we wrangled Producer Tommy into the Plead The Fifth hot seat!&#13;
&#13;
Tommy spills on who needs an intervention, the members of the Bert Show that he'd ice out, and that time he almost got arrested...</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;re taking a page out of &amp;quot;Real Housewives&amp;quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, &amp;quot;Watch What Happens Live.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. &amp;quot;Pleading the Fifth.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And today we have a REALLY special guest. Seriously, this like NEVER happens. He asks the questions, but today...we wrangled Producer Tommy into the Plead The Fifth hot seat!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tommy spills on who needs an intervention, the members of the Bert Show that he&amp;#39;d ice out, and that time he almost got arrested...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2018 12:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Update: Did Moe &amp; Walter Witness A Kidnapping?!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Moe and Walter have been going through a ton of drama together, and last night was no exception. They left their improv class and were going through a not super great part of town when they saw a car roll up...and a woman ESCAPE from the trunk of a car!&#13;
&#13;
And what they did next had us like...WHAT?! WHY?!&#13;
&#13;
Well, Moe's got a NEW update.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Moe and Walter have been going through a ton of drama together, and last night was no exception. They left their improv class and were going through a not super great part of town when they saw a car roll up...and a woman ESCAPE from the trunk of a car...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Moe and Walter have been going through a ton of drama together, and last night was no exception. They left their improv class and were going through a not super great part of town when they saw a car roll up...and a woman ESCAPE from the trunk of a car!&#13;
&#13;
And what they did next had us like...WHAT?! WHY?!&#13;
&#13;
Well, Moe's got a NEW update.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Moe and Walter have been going through a ton of drama together, and last night was no exception. They left their improv class and were going through a not super great part of town when they saw a car roll up...and a woman ESCAPE from the trunk of a car!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And what they did next had us like...WHAT?! WHY?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, Moe&amp;#39;s got a NEW update.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2018 12:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>What Do You Do When Everyone Wants To &quot;Scale Back Christmas&quot; But You?</title>
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<description>What do you do when everyone wants to &quot;scale back Christmas&quot;...except you? Cassie's hosting Christmas for her family for the first time EVER and wants to go all-out...but is it going against her family's wishes? What should she do?</description>
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Bert just doesn't get it...at all. And And not sure he ever will. He believes that being gay isn't a choice...and besides, isn't love unconditional?  &#13;
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We took this call from one mom - the wife of a pastor - who disowned her daughter for being gay. She breaks down what she believes, and why she thinks it was worth severing her relationship with her daughter over.&#13;
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Bert just doesn't get it...at all. And And not sure he ever will. He believes that being gay isn'...</itunes:subtitle>
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Bert just doesn't get it...at all. And And not sure he ever will. He believes that being gay isn't a choice...and besides, isn't love unconditional?  &#13;
&#13;
If you're one of those parents...we want to hear from you on WHY.&#13;
&#13;
We took this call from one mom - the wife of a pastor - who disowned her daughter for being gay. She breaks down what she believes, and why she thinks it was worth severing her relationship with her daughter over.&#13;
&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;Bert just doesn&amp;#39;t get it...at all. And And not sure he ever will. He believes that being gay isn&amp;#39;t a choice...and besides, isn&amp;#39;t love unconditional?  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you&amp;#39;re one of those parents...we want to hear from you on WHY.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We took this call from one mom - the wife of a pastor - who disowned her daughter for being gay. She breaks down what she believes, and why she thinks it was worth severing her relationship with her daughter over.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, you need to know that none of us agreed with a word coming out of her mouth. BUT we asked the question and promised we wouldn&amp;#39;t attack, so we owed it to just listen...not debate. Even if it&amp;#39;s infuriating.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 14:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Does She Need To Tell Her Boyfriend That She Dated His Sister's...HUSBAND?!</title>
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She's been dating this guy for six months, and she hasn't met his family yet, but is supposed to this weekend. They were looking through his family photos so that he could show her who everyone is. Well, his sister was in one of the photos, along with her husband.  &#13;
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The same guy who was married two years ago...but she didn't know it.&#13;
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She's been dating this guy for six months, and she hasn't met his family yet, but is supposed to this weekend. They ...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;The husband who happens to be...the same guy she dated two years ago.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The same guy who was married two years ago...but she didn&amp;#39;t know it.&lt;/p&gt;
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<title>PT 2: How Did You Quit In A BLAZE Of GLORY?</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Now, if you watch the video, his rant feels kind of serious, at least at the beginning.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But by the end it devolves into a stream of F-bombs and as he storms out, you can hear people cheering in the background.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, it happened AGAIN: a security guard got called out for relaxing on his break...and popped off over the loud speaker.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>EBuzz: Drake Is Threatening Kanye, Now Kim Threatens Drake</title>
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<description>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
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&#13;
Kiddo Maddox been suspended from school THREE times already...and he just turned 7! And you're not gonna believe what he said to a little girl...he told her she had a big a**!!! DEFINITELY Naught List material - Santa's gotta call little Maddox and set him right.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Just fill out the form below and send the &amp;quot;North Pole&amp;quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kiddo Maddox been suspended from school THREE times already...and he just turned 7! And you&amp;#39;re not gonna believe what he said to a little girl...he told her she had a big a**!!! DEFINITELY Naught List material - Santa&amp;#39;s gotta call little Maddox and set him right.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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And Bert's gonna meet him for the first time, so Moe's got some advice for him on how to handle overprotective brothers.</description>
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<title>121418 - TEXTING TUTOR SYDNEY XMAS DATE FULL</title>
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Look, we're gonna be honest: we're not sure that this Texting Tutor is the BEST idea ever...this could end really, really badly. &#13;
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Sydney went on ONE 90 minute date with a guy (and it was a great date), and now she's wondering if she can use him to help her out with an awkward party she has to go to. It's her family's Christmas Eve party - there are 30 or 40 family members who attend, and they ALWAYS rag on her for being single and not married. So, she wants to bring him so they'll lay off her.&#13;
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&#13;
Look, we're gonna be honest: we're not sure that this Texting Tutor is the BEST idea ever...this could end really, really badly. &#13;
&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that&amp;#39;s where we come in! We&amp;#39;ll tell you what to text the person you&amp;#39;re into, line by line, and we&amp;#39;ll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look, we&amp;#39;re gonna be honest: we&amp;#39;re not sure that this Texting Tutor is the BEST idea ever...this could end really, really badly. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sydney went on ONE 90 minute date with a guy (and it was a great date), and now she&amp;#39;s wondering if she can use him to help her out with an awkward party she has to go to. It&amp;#39;s her family&amp;#39;s Christmas Eve party - there are 30 or 40 family members who attend, and they ALWAYS rag on her for being single and not married. So, she wants to bring him so they&amp;#39;ll lay off her.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But let&amp;#39;s recap: they&amp;#39;ve been on ONE date and now she wants to bring him to her FAMILY Christmas party to meet them and so her fam will think she&amp;#39;s in a relationship.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here goes nothing...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 13:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Texting Tutor PT 1: She's Been On One Date &amp; Wants To Invite Him To Her Family Christmas!</title>
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<description>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Look, we're gonna be honest: we're not sure that this Texting Tutor is the BEST idea ever...this could end really, really badly. &#13;
&#13;
Sydney went on ONE 90 minute date with a guy (and it was a great date), and now she's wondering if she can use him to help her out with an awkward party she has to go to. It's her family's Christmas Eve party - there are 30 or 40 family members who attend, and they ALWAYS rag on her for being single and not married. So, she wants to bring him so they'll lay off her.&#13;
&#13;
But let's recap: they've been on ONE date and now she wants to bring him to her FAMILY Christmas party to meet them and so her fam will think she's in a relationship.&#13;
&#13;
Here goes nothing...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Look, we're gonna be honest: we're not sure that this Texting Tutor is the BEST idea ever...this could end really, really badly. &#13;
&#13;
Sydney went on ONE 90 minute date with a guy (and it was a great date), and now she's wondering if she can use him to help her out with an awkward party she has to go to. It's her family's Christmas Eve party - there are 30 or 40 family members who attend, and they ALWAYS rag on her for being single and not married. So, she wants to bring him so they'll lay off her.&#13;
&#13;
But let's recap: they've been on ONE date and now she wants to bring him to her FAMILY Christmas party to meet them and so her fam will think she's in a relationship.&#13;
&#13;
Here goes nothing...</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that&amp;#39;s where we come in! We&amp;#39;ll tell you what to text the person you&amp;#39;re into, line by line, and we&amp;#39;ll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look, we&amp;#39;re gonna be honest: we&amp;#39;re not sure that this Texting Tutor is the BEST idea ever...this could end really, really badly. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sydney went on ONE 90 minute date with a guy (and it was a great date), and now she&amp;#39;s wondering if she can use him to help her out with an awkward party she has to go to. It&amp;#39;s her family&amp;#39;s Christmas Eve party - there are 30 or 40 family members who attend, and they ALWAYS rag on her for being single and not married. So, she wants to bring him so they&amp;#39;ll lay off her.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But let&amp;#39;s recap: they&amp;#39;ve been on ONE date and now she wants to bring him to her FAMILY Christmas party to meet them and so her fam will think she&amp;#39;s in a relationship.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here goes nothing...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 13:03:32 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Parents, Mock What Your Kids Sound Like When You Tell Them What To Do</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert got this idea when he went to tell his teenager to stop playing Fortnite and to go do some chores instead - and before he said ANYTHING, he got cut off, and his kid mocked him using an imitation &quot;his&quot; voice.&#13;
&#13;
So, Bert Show listeners - call in and tell us how your parents sound when they nag you to get off video games and start doing chores!&#13;
&#13;
Well, since we let kids mock what their parents sound like when they get chewed out, it's only fair we flip the tables: parents, mock your kids' voices when you tell them what to do!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert got this idea when he went to tell his teenager to stop playing Fortnite and to go do some chores instead - and before he said ANYTHING, he got cut off, and his kid mocked him using an imitation &quot;his&quot; voice.&#13;
&#13;
So, Bert Show listeners - call in an...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert got this idea when he went to tell his teenager to stop playing Fortnite and to go do some chores instead - and before he said ANYTHING, he got cut off, and his kid mocked him using an imitation &quot;his&quot; voice.&#13;
&#13;
So, Bert Show listeners - call in and tell us how your parents sound when they nag you to get off video games and start doing chores!&#13;
&#13;
Well, since we let kids mock what their parents sound like when they get chewed out, it's only fair we flip the tables: parents, mock your kids' voices when you tell them what to do!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert got this idea when he went to tell his teenager to stop playing Fortnite and to go do some chores instead - and before he said ANYTHING, he got cut off, and his kid mocked him using an imitation &amp;quot;his&amp;quot; voice.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, Bert Show listeners - call in and tell us how your parents sound when they nag you to get off video games and start doing chores!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, since we let kids mock what their parents sound like when they get chewed out, it&amp;#39;s only fair we flip the tables: parents, mock your kids&amp;#39; voices when you tell them what to do!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 12:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Update: Intern Blake Is Trying To Sabotage Moe!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>It all started as a slightly drunken conversation-turned-challenge this weekend between Moe and Intern Blake. Blake wants to get in the gym more, and threw down the gauntlet with Moe: who can get an ab first? It's the &quot;Abkins&quot; Challenge! Moe's got the athletic muscle memory, but Blake has that youth thing going for him - place your bets!&#13;
&#13;
The Update&#13;
&#13;
Blake is totally SABOTAGING Moe - he brought him a big ol' Santa cookie from Starbucks this morning! But then we turn the tables on Blake and ask him what he's been doing...and let's just say, Intern Ashton has some video evidence that she thinks we need to see...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>It all started as a slightly drunken conversation-turned-challenge this weekend between Moe and Intern Blake. Blake wants to get in the gym more, and threw down the gauntlet with Moe: who can get an ab first? It's the &quot;Abkins&quot; Challenge! Moe's got the ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>It all started as a slightly drunken conversation-turned-challenge this weekend between Moe and Intern Blake. Blake wants to get in the gym more, and threw down the gauntlet with Moe: who can get an ab first? It's the &quot;Abkins&quot; Challenge! Moe's got the athletic muscle memory, but Blake has that youth thing going for him - place your bets!&#13;
&#13;
The Update&#13;
&#13;
Blake is totally SABOTAGING Moe - he brought him a big ol' Santa cookie from Starbucks this morning! But then we turn the tables on Blake and ask him what he's been doing...and let's just say, Intern Ashton has some video evidence that she thinks we need to see...</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;It all started as a slightly drunken conversation-turned-challenge this weekend between Moe and Intern Blake. Blake wants to get in the gym more, and threw down the gauntlet with Moe: who can get an ab first? It&amp;#39;s the &amp;quot;Abkins&amp;quot; Challenge! Moe&amp;#39;s got the athletic muscle memory, but Blake has that youth thing going for him - place your bets!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Update&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Blake is totally SABOTAGING Moe - he brought him a big ol&amp;#39; Santa cookie from Starbucks this morning! But then we turn the tables on Blake and ask him what he&amp;#39;s been doing...and let&amp;#39;s just say, Intern Ashton has some video evidence that she thinks we need to see...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 12:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>What The Hell Is Ariana Grande Saying?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Ariana Grande's new track, &quot;imagine,&quot; dropped last night - and in honor of that and her other new track, &quot;thank U, next,&quot; you know we gotta do a new round of &quot;What The Hell Is Ariana Grande Saying?!&quot;&#13;
&#13;
This all started when we were listening to &quot;Sweetener&quot;  and that's when we realized: we LOVE her voice, but we literally have no clue what she's saying.&#13;
&#13;
But seriously...if you don't know the words, can you figure them out? We try...and we fail big time.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Ariana Grande's new track, &quot;imagine,&quot; dropped last night - and in honor of that and her other new track, &quot;thank U, next,&quot; you know we gotta do a new round of &quot;What The Hell Is Ariana Grande Saying?!&quot;&#13;
&#13;
This all started when we were listening to &quot;Sweet...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Ariana Grande's new track, &quot;imagine,&quot; dropped last night - and in honor of that and her other new track, &quot;thank U, next,&quot; you know we gotta do a new round of &quot;What The Hell Is Ariana Grande Saying?!&quot;&#13;
&#13;
This all started when we were listening to &quot;Sweetener&quot;  and that's when we realized: we LOVE her voice, but we literally have no clue what she's saying.&#13;
&#13;
But seriously...if you don't know the words, can you figure them out? We try...and we fail big time.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Ariana Grande&amp;#39;s new track, &amp;quot;imagine,&amp;quot; dropped last night - and in honor of that and her other new track, &amp;quot;thank U, next,&amp;quot; you know we gotta do a new round of &amp;quot;What The Hell Is Ariana Grande Saying?!&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This all started when we were listening to &amp;quot;Sweetener&amp;quot;  and that&amp;#39;s when we realized: we LOVE her voice, but we literally have no clue what she&amp;#39;s saying.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But seriously...if you don&amp;#39;t know the words, can you figure them out? We try...and we fail big time.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 12:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Dax Shepherd Is Denying He Cheated On Kristen Bell</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 12:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bert Has A Christmas Confession For One Of Us In Studio</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Is the stigma attached to REGIFTING is really gone?  As long as you don't accidentally regift something to the person who originally gave it to YOU and that gift is a great match for the person you're giving it to...it's all good, right?&#13;
&#13;
According to a new survey, 92% of Americans now say it's totally acceptable to regift presents.&#13;
&#13;
87% of us have gotten a gift we THINK was regifted.  62% of us plan on regifting something to someone this year.&#13;
&#13;
There's a good reason for that.  The average person who regifts says they'll save about $150 on presents, just by passing along the things they got that they don't want.&#13;
&#13;
And women are three times more likely to regift something than men, but in studio, the person who's making a regifting confession is a MAN.&#13;
&#13;
And he's CONFESSING it to us!&#13;
&#13;
Regifting: if you know the person is gonna love it, is regifting ever ok?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Is the stigma attached to REGIFTING is really gone?  As long as you don't accidentally regift something to the person who originally gave it to YOU and that gift is a great match for the person you're giving it to...it's all good, right?&#13;
&#13;
According t...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Is the stigma attached to REGIFTING is really gone?  As long as you don't accidentally regift something to the person who originally gave it to YOU and that gift is a great match for the person you're giving it to...it's all good, right?&#13;
&#13;
According to a new survey, 92% of Americans now say it's totally acceptable to regift presents.&#13;
&#13;
87% of us have gotten a gift we THINK was regifted.  62% of us plan on regifting something to someone this year.&#13;
&#13;
There's a good reason for that.  The average person who regifts says they'll save about $150 on presents, just by passing along the things they got that they don't want.&#13;
&#13;
And women are three times more likely to regift something than men, but in studio, the person who's making a regifting confession is a MAN.&#13;
&#13;
And he's CONFESSING it to us!&#13;
&#13;
Regifting: if you know the person is gonna love it, is regifting ever ok?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Is the stigma attached to REGIFTING is really gone?  As long as you don&amp;#39;t accidentally regift something to the person who originally gave it to YOU and that gift is a great match for the person you&amp;#39;re giving it to...it&amp;#39;s all good, right?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to a new survey, 92% of Americans now say it&amp;#39;s totally acceptable to regift presents.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;87% of us have gotten a gift we THINK was regifted.  62% of us plan on regifting something to someone this year.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#39;s a good reason for that.  The average person who regifts says they&amp;#39;ll save about $150 on presents, just by passing along the things they got that they don&amp;#39;t want.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And women are three times more likely to regift something than men, but in studio, the person who&amp;#39;s making a regifting confession is a MAN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And he&amp;#39;s CONFESSING it to us!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Regifting: if you know the person is gonna love it, is regifting ever ok?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 12:03:29 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Stream The Show: Thursday, December 13, 2018</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 15:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Here's How To Deal With Grief During The Holidays</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Grieving is complicated and messy and debilitating as it is, but when you throw the holidays into the mix? It's 10 times worse.&#13;
&#13;
Davi's dad passed away last week and Kristin's dad passed away a couple of months ago, and it's not easy, to say the least.&#13;
&#13;
So here are 12 tips Kristin found for dealing with grief during the holidays. &#13;
&#13;
http://nancyspoint.com/twelve-tips-for-getting-through-the-holidays-after-loss/</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Grieving is complicated and messy and debilitating as it is, but when you throw the holidays into the mix? It's 10 times worse.&#13;
&#13;
Davi's dad passed away last week and Kristin's dad passed away a couple of months ago, and it's not easy, to say the leas...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Grieving is complicated and messy and debilitating as it is, but when you throw the holidays into the mix? It's 10 times worse.&#13;
&#13;
Davi's dad passed away last week and Kristin's dad passed away a couple of months ago, and it's not easy, to say the least.&#13;
&#13;
So here are 12 tips Kristin found for dealing with grief during the holidays. &#13;
&#13;
http://nancyspoint.com/twelve-tips-for-getting-through-the-holidays-after-loss/</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Grieving is complicated and messy and debilitating as it is, but when you throw the holidays into the mix? It&amp;#39;s 10 times worse.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Davi&amp;#39;s dad passed away last week and Kristin&amp;#39;s dad passed away a couple of months ago, and it&amp;#39;s not easy, to say the least.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So here are 12 tips Kristin found for dealing with grief during the holidays. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;http://nancyspoint.com/twelve-tips-for-getting-through-the-holidays-after-loss/&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 15:04:20 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Good Entertainment News ONLY!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 14:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Help Bert Make New Christmas Traditions</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert's building new family Christmas traditions, especially now that he has his girlfriend's super cute 4-year-old daughter in the house. He wants things to be different from all the normal traditions, but he needs some help brainstorming.&#13;
&#13;
What's your totally unorthodox Christmas tradition?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert's building new family Christmas traditions, especially now that he has his girlfriend's super cute 4-year-old daughter in the house. He wants things to be different from all the normal traditions, but he needs some help brainstorming.&#13;
&#13;
What's yo...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert's building new family Christmas traditions, especially now that he has his girlfriend's super cute 4-year-old daughter in the house. He wants things to be different from all the normal traditions, but he needs some help brainstorming.&#13;
&#13;
What's your totally unorthodox Christmas tradition?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert&amp;#39;s building new family Christmas traditions, especially now that he has his girlfriend&amp;#39;s super cute 4-year-old daughter in the house. He wants things to be different from all the normal traditions, but he needs some help brainstorming.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What&amp;#39;s your totally unorthodox Christmas tradition?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 14:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Moe Just Got Called Out...In The Bathroom</title>
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<description>When you have a gig like this you really put yourself out there and become friends with everyone listening. And with the rise of social media and the internet, when you're out in front like that, sometimes you get recognized.&#13;
&#13;
But sometimes, it's not always a great time...like when you've got the bubble guts and someone is trying to talk to you through the bathroom stall door.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>When you have a gig like this you really put yourself out there and become friends with everyone listening. And with the rise of social media and the internet, when you're out in front like that, sometimes you get recognized.&#13;
&#13;
But sometimes, it's not...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>When you have a gig like this you really put yourself out there and become friends with everyone listening. And with the rise of social media and the internet, when you're out in front like that, sometimes you get recognized.&#13;
&#13;
But sometimes, it's not always a great time...like when you've got the bubble guts and someone is trying to talk to you through the bathroom stall door.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;When you have a gig like this you really put yourself out there and become friends with everyone listening. And with the rise of social media and the internet, when you&amp;#39;re out in front like that, sometimes you get recognized.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But sometimes, it&amp;#39;s not always a great time...like when you&amp;#39;ve got the bubble guts and someone is trying to talk to you through the bathroom stall door.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 14:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Britney Spears Has Been EXPOSED</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 13:54:11 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bert Just Committed A MAJOR Office Felony</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert brought his dog, Riggins, in studio (it's Riggins' 5th birthday), annnnnnd it's hot as hell up in here, so Riggins is panting. Whelp, Bert forgot to bring a water bowl, so instead...he committed an office FELONY. He pulled someone's casserole dish (that CLEARLY looks like it was passed down from nana) out the office kitchen dishwasher and used THAT. &#13;
&#13;
And now he doesn't know if he should SAY anything and leave a note...or just wash it really, really well and put it back without saying anything. What should he do?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert brought his dog, Riggins, in studio (it's Riggins' 5th birthday), annnnnnd it's hot as hell up in here, so Riggins is panting. Whelp, Bert forgot to bring a water bowl, so instead...he committed an office FELONY. He pulled someone's casserole dish...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert brought his dog, Riggins, in studio (it's Riggins' 5th birthday), annnnnnd it's hot as hell up in here, so Riggins is panting. Whelp, Bert forgot to bring a water bowl, so instead...he committed an office FELONY. He pulled someone's casserole dish (that CLEARLY looks like it was passed down from nana) out the office kitchen dishwasher and used THAT. &#13;
&#13;
And now he doesn't know if he should SAY anything and leave a note...or just wash it really, really well and put it back without saying anything. What should he do?</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;And now he doesn&amp;#39;t know if he should SAY anything and leave a note...or just wash it really, really well and put it back without saying anything. What should he do?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 13:54:01 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Kristin Needs To Apologize To Moe + Help This Kid Make Christmas Better!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Something went down this past weekend, and Kristin feels like she needs to apologize to Moe for something she did.&#13;
&#13;
And then, will you help this kid make Christmas better for families in the hospital? &#13;
&#13;
Jerry, age 13 from Hoschton, saves his money all year and gives up Christmas gifts so he can surprise families at Children's Healthcare of Atlanta (CHOA) and buy their holiday meal on Christmas Eve each year.  He's been doing it for FIVE years, and this year, he wants to buy even more meals: he wants to feed families AND staff ALL day. He's raised a lot, but he's only halfway to your goal: so please, he needs your help to do it. &#13;
&#13;
Will you donate? Any amount helps!&#13;
&#13;
Help him out: kidsboost.org/kids-project/jerry-h/</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Something went down this past weekend, and Kristin feels like she needs to apologize to Moe for something she did.&#13;
&#13;
And then, will you help this kid make Christmas better for families in the hospital? &#13;
&#13;
Jerry, age 13 from Hoschton, saves his money ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Something went down this past weekend, and Kristin feels like she needs to apologize to Moe for something she did.&#13;
&#13;
And then, will you help this kid make Christmas better for families in the hospital? &#13;
&#13;
Jerry, age 13 from Hoschton, saves his money all year and gives up Christmas gifts so he can surprise families at Children's Healthcare of Atlanta (CHOA) and buy their holiday meal on Christmas Eve each year.  He's been doing it for FIVE years, and this year, he wants to buy even more meals: he wants to feed families AND staff ALL day. He's raised a lot, but he's only halfway to your goal: so please, he needs your help to do it. &#13;
&#13;
Will you donate? Any amount helps!&#13;
&#13;
Help him out: kidsboost.org/kids-project/jerry-h/</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Something went down this past weekend, and Kristin feels like she needs to apologize to Moe for something she did.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then, will you help this kid make Christmas better for families in the hospital? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jerry, age 13 from Hoschton, saves his money all year and gives up Christmas gifts so he can surprise families at Children&amp;#39;s Healthcare of Atlanta (CHOA) and buy their holiday meal on Christmas Eve each year.  He&amp;#39;s been doing it for FIVE years, and this year, he wants to buy even more meals: he wants to feed families AND staff ALL day. He&amp;#39;s raised a lot, but he&amp;#39;s only halfway to your goal: so please, he needs your help to do it. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Will you donate? Any amount helps!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Help him out: kidsboost.org/kids-project/jerry-h/&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 13:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Update: This Mom Is About To Cancel Christmas...Should She?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&#13;
&#13;
Anna's kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming in for Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
She's thinking of cancelling Christmas, but she's on the fence about it. So we get parents who DID make that call on to find out why they cancelled Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
#ChristmasIsCancelled&#13;
&#13;
AND THEN THE GENIUS IDEAS KEEP COMING IN!&#13;
&#13;
We catch back up with Anna to see if she actually cancelled Christmas...or if she gave into them.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&#13;
&#13;
Anna's kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming i...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&#13;
&#13;
Anna's kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming in for Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
She's thinking of cancelling Christmas, but she's on the fence about it. So we get parents who DID make that call on to find out why they cancelled Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
#ChristmasIsCancelled&#13;
&#13;
AND THEN THE GENIUS IDEAS KEEP COMING IN!&#13;
&#13;
We catch back up with Anna to see if she actually cancelled Christmas...or if she gave into them.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anna&amp;#39;s kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming in for Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She&amp;#39;s thinking of cancelling Christmas, but she&amp;#39;s on the fence about it. So we get parents who DID make that call on to find out why they cancelled Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;#ChristmasIsCancelled&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND THEN THE GENIUS IDEAS KEEP COMING IN!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We catch back up with Anna to see if she actually cancelled Christmas...or if she gave into them.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 13:29:09 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Is Maroon 5 Having Problems Finding Guests For The SuperBowl Halftime Show?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 12:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>If You Nag Your Kid, You Might Get Mocked</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert got this idea when he went to tell his teenager to stop playing Fortnite and to go do some chores instead - and before he said ANYTHING, he got cut off, and his kid mocked him using an imitation &quot;his&quot; voice.&#13;
&#13;
So, Bert Show listeners - call in and tell us how your parents sound when they nag you to get off video games and start doing chores!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert got this idea when he went to tell his teenager to stop playing Fortnite and to go do some chores instead - and before he said ANYTHING, he got cut off, and his kid mocked him using an imitation &quot;his&quot; voice.&#13;
&#13;
So, Bert Show listeners - call in an...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert got this idea when he went to tell his teenager to stop playing Fortnite and to go do some chores instead - and before he said ANYTHING, he got cut off, and his kid mocked him using an imitation &quot;his&quot; voice.&#13;
&#13;
So, Bert Show listeners - call in and tell us how your parents sound when they nag you to get off video games and start doing chores!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert got this idea when he went to tell his teenager to stop playing Fortnite and to go do some chores instead - and before he said ANYTHING, he got cut off, and his kid mocked him using an imitation &amp;quot;his&amp;quot; voice.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, Bert Show listeners - call in and tell us how your parents sound when they nag you to get off video games and start doing chores!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 12:40:48 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Davi Is Getting Shamed Over How She's Grieving For Her Dad</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>People love to shame other people for EVERYTHING. But shaming someone over how they deal with death? Shame on YOU.&#13;
&#13;
It's happening to our Davi in every situation she finds herself in. People have opinions, and they need to just STOP having them, because it's straight up none of their business.&#13;
&#13;
How are you gonna pretend you can dictate how someone deals with grief?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>People love to shame other people for EVERYTHING. But shaming someone over how they deal with death? Shame on YOU.&#13;
&#13;
It's happening to our Davi in every situation she finds herself in. People have opinions, and they need to just STOP having them, beca...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>People love to shame other people for EVERYTHING. But shaming someone over how they deal with death? Shame on YOU.&#13;
&#13;
It's happening to our Davi in every situation she finds herself in. People have opinions, and they need to just STOP having them, because it's straight up none of their business.&#13;
&#13;
How are you gonna pretend you can dictate how someone deals with grief?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;People love to shame other people for EVERYTHING. But shaming someone over how they deal with death? Shame on YOU.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#39;s happening to our Davi in every situation she finds herself in. People have opinions, and they need to just STOP having them, because it&amp;#39;s straight up none of their business.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How are you gonna pretend you can dictate how someone deals with grief?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 12:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Could Ellen Be Ending Her Talk Show?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 11:58:40 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Did Moe &amp; Walter Witness A Kidnapping?!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Stream The Show: Wednesday, December 12, 2018</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 15:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Should &quot;Baby, It's Cold Outside&quot; Be Banned Or Is It Actually a Feminist Anthem?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Most arguments about &quot;Baby, It's Cold Outside&quot; are between people who think it's a fun, flirty conversation between consenting adults, and those who see it as an attempted sexual assault caught on tape.&#13;
&#13;
But maybe there's another way to look at it.  What if it's actually a feminist anthem?  Brian Demay, the PD at WRRM Cincinnati, thinks that's possible.&#13;
&#13;
He tells &quot;Billboard&quot;, &quot;I don't think she is being forced to do anything.  She decides to stay for another drink.  She decides to stay for 'half a cigarette more.'&#13;
&#13;
&quot;The reality of America [when the song was written in 1944] was that a guy would not have been looked down upon for having a woman spend the night;  the woman, however, would have been judged harshly...&#13;
&#13;
&quot;The woman is balancing her desire to have a consensual evening with a good-looking dude with the effect it would have on her reputation, but ultimately, it is her choice.  Pretty revolutionary lyrics for the 1940s!&quot;</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Most arguments about &quot;Baby, It's Cold Outside&quot; are between people who think it's a fun, flirty conversation between consenting adults, and those who see it as an attempted sexual assault caught on tape.&#13;
&#13;
But maybe there's another way to look at it.  ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Most arguments about &quot;Baby, It's Cold Outside&quot; are between people who think it's a fun, flirty conversation between consenting adults, and those who see it as an attempted sexual assault caught on tape.&#13;
&#13;
But maybe there's another way to look at it.  What if it's actually a feminist anthem?  Brian Demay, the PD at WRRM Cincinnati, thinks that's possible.&#13;
&#13;
He tells &quot;Billboard&quot;, &quot;I don't think she is being forced to do anything.  She decides to stay for another drink.  She decides to stay for 'half a cigarette more.'&#13;
&#13;
&quot;The reality of America [when the song was written in 1944] was that a guy would not have been looked down upon for having a woman spend the night;  the woman, however, would have been judged harshly...&#13;
&#13;
&quot;The woman is balancing her desire to have a consensual evening with a good-looking dude with the effect it would have on her reputation, but ultimately, it is her choice.  Pretty revolutionary lyrics for the 1940s!&quot;</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Most arguments about &amp;quot;Baby, It&amp;#39;s Cold Outside&amp;quot; are between people who think it&amp;#39;s a fun, flirty conversation between consenting adults, and those who see it as an attempted sexual assault caught on tape.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But maybe there&amp;#39;s another way to look at it.  What if it&amp;#39;s actually a feminist anthem?  Brian Demay, the PD at WRRM Cincinnati, thinks that&amp;#39;s possible.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He tells &amp;quot;Billboard&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;I don&amp;#39;t think she is being forced to do anything.  She decides to stay for another drink.  She decides to stay for &amp;#39;half a cigarette more.&amp;#39;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;The reality of America [when the song was written in 1944] was that a guy would not have been looked down upon for having a woman spend the night;  the woman, however, would have been judged harshly...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;The woman is balancing her desire to have a consensual evening with a good-looking dude with the effect it would have on her reputation, but ultimately, it is her choice.  Pretty revolutionary lyrics for the 1940s!&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 15:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Content Not Heard On-Air: This Mom Explains Why She Disowned Her Kids</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>We're tackling a tough question today: Bert's friend came out as gay, and his parents disowned him and cut him off. And they were a very TIGHT family. 
Bert just doesn't get it...at all. And And not sure he ever will. He believes that being gay isn't a choice...and besides, isn't love unconditional?  
If you're one of those parents...we want to hear from you on WHY.
We didn't play this call on-air, but we took this call from one mom - the wife of a pastor - who disowned her daughter for being gay. She breaks down what she believes, and why she thinks it was worth severing her relationship with her daughter over.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>We're tackling a tough question today: Bert's friend came out as gay, and his parents disowned him and cut him off. And they were a very TIGHT family. 
Bert just doesn't get it...at all. And And not sure he ever will. He believes that being gay isn't ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We're tackling a tough question today: Bert's friend came out as gay, and his parents disowned him and cut him off. And they were a very TIGHT family. 
Bert just doesn't get it...at all. And And not sure he ever will. He believes that being gay isn't a choice...and besides, isn't love unconditional?  
If you're one of those parents...we want to hear from you on WHY.
We didn't play this call on-air, but we took this call from one mom - the wife of a pastor - who disowned her daughter for being gay. She breaks down what she believes, and why she thinks it was worth severing her relationship with her daughter over.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;re tackling a tough question today: Bert&amp;#39;s friend came out as gay, and his parents disowned him and cut him off. And they were a very TIGHT family. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bert just doesn&amp;#39;t get it...at all. And And not sure he ever will. He believes that being gay isn&amp;#39;t a choice...and besides, isn&amp;#39;t love unconditional?  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you&amp;#39;re one of those parents...we want to hear from you on WHY.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We didn&amp;#39;t play this call on-air, but we took this call from one mom - the wife of a pastor - who disowned her daughter for being gay. She breaks down what she believes, and why she thinks it was worth severing her relationship with her daughter over.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 14:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>How Did You Quit In A BLAZE Of GLORY?</title>
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A guy named Jackson Racicot quit his job at Walmart in Grande Prairie, Alberta, Canada last week by getting on the store intercom and RANTING against his bosses and the company. And he took a video of the whole thing.&#13;
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Who else went out in a BLAZE of glory?</description>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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Who else went out in a BLAZE of glory?</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Now, if you watch the video, his rant feels kind of serious, at least at the beginning.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But by the end it devolves into a stream of F-bombs and as he storms out, you can hear people cheering in the background.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Who else went out in a BLAZE of glory?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 14:11:29 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Was Cassie's Friend Insulting Her With This Gift?</title>
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Was her friend being passive aggressive...or just clueless?</description>
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Was her friend being passive aggressive...or just clueless?</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Was her friend being passive aggressive...or just clueless?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 14:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Here’s Who We’d Pick To Host The Oscars</title>
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<title>121218 - ANN - CANCELING CHRISTMAS FULL</title>
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<title>PT 2: This Mom Is About To Cancel Christmas...Should She?</title>
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<description>What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&#13;
&#13;
Anna's kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming in for Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
She's thinking of cancelling Christmas, but she's on the fence about it. So we get parents who DID make that call on to find out why they cancelled Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
#ChristmasIsCancelled</description>
<itunes:subtitle>What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&#13;
&#13;
Anna's kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming i...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&#13;
&#13;
Anna's kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming in for Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
She's thinking of cancelling Christmas, but she's on the fence about it. So we get parents who DID make that call on to find out why they cancelled Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
#ChristmasIsCancelled</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anna&amp;#39;s kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming in for Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She&amp;#39;s thinking of cancelling Christmas, but she&amp;#39;s on the fence about it. So we get parents who DID make that call on to find out why they cancelled Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;#ChristmasIsCancelled&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 13:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bert's Estranged Mom Is Calling Him Again</title>
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<description>Bert's estranged mom is calling him again and he doesn't know what to do about it. He's tried to have a relationship with her in the past, but she wasn't willing to talk about what needed to be discussed in order to make a healthy relationship happen. &#13;
&#13;
And it's not just Bert - she's the same way with all her children...and even some of THEIR kids.&#13;
&#13;
But now she's calling again...and he doesn't know if he should answer.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert's estranged mom is calling him again and he doesn't know what to do about it. He's tried to have a relationship with her in the past, but she wasn't willing to talk about what needed to be discussed in order to make a healthy relationship happen. ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert's estranged mom is calling him again and he doesn't know what to do about it. He's tried to have a relationship with her in the past, but she wasn't willing to talk about what needed to be discussed in order to make a healthy relationship happen. &#13;
&#13;
And it's not just Bert - she's the same way with all her children...and even some of THEIR kids.&#13;
&#13;
But now she's calling again...and he doesn't know if he should answer.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert&amp;#39;s estranged mom is calling him again and he doesn&amp;#39;t know what to do about it. He&amp;#39;s tried to have a relationship with her in the past, but she wasn&amp;#39;t willing to talk about what needed to be discussed in order to make a healthy relationship happen. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And it&amp;#39;s not just Bert - she&amp;#39;s the same way with all her children...and even some of THEIR kids.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But now she&amp;#39;s calling again...and he doesn&amp;#39;t know if he should answer.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>PT 1: This Mom Is About To Cancel Christmas...Should She?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&#13;
&#13;
Anna's kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming in for Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
She's thinking of cancelling Christmas, but she's on the fence about it. So we get parents who DID make that call on to find out why they cancelled Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
#ChristmasIsCancelled</description>
<itunes:subtitle>What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&#13;
&#13;
Anna's kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming i...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&#13;
&#13;
Anna's kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming in for Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
She's thinking of cancelling Christmas, but she's on the fence about it. So we get parents who DID make that call on to find out why they cancelled Christmas.&#13;
&#13;
#ChristmasIsCancelled</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;What was the FINAL tipping point that made you call Santa and CANCEL Christmas?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anna&amp;#39;s kids are disrespectful, not cleaning up after themselves, and even worse - not listening to her when she asks them to clean up the house since family is coming in for Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She&amp;#39;s thinking of cancelling Christmas, but she&amp;#39;s on the fence about it. So we get parents who DID make that call on to find out why they cancelled Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;#ChristmasIsCancelled&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 13:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Bert Show's Big Break: We Want To Help You Get Your Big Break!</title>
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&#13;
Well, The Bert Show wants to give you your &quot;Big Break!&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Just enter below and let us know why you need The Bert Show's help getting your BIG BREAK! Then stay tuned because you could be featured on The Bert Show!&#13;
&#13;
Enter online at thebertshow.com/bigbreak</description>
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<itunes:summary>Have a Youtube Channel that you know people need to see? Are you a music artist that just needs their music heard? Are you an up-and-coming comedian, lifestyle blogger, Instagram model, actor, artist (the list goes on!)? Does our audience need to know about you?&#13;
&#13;
Well, The Bert Show wants to give you your &quot;Big Break!&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Just enter below and let us know why you need The Bert Show's help getting your BIG BREAK! Then stay tuned because you could be featured on The Bert Show!&#13;
&#13;
Enter online at thebertshow.com/bigbreak</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Well, The Bert Show wants to give you your &amp;quot;Big Break!&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just enter below and let us know why you need The Bert Show&amp;#39;s help getting your BIG BREAK! Then stay tuned because you could be featured on The Bert Show!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Enter online at thebertshow.com/bigbreak&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 13:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Another Exit From The &quot;Today Show&quot;</title>
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<title>What These Kids Don't Know Will Hurt Your Heart</title>
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<description>Think of your favorite A-Listers. We can basically GUARANTEE they are way, way different from the celebs kids in middle school know...and we can prove it.&#13;
&#13;
Brad Pitt? Julia Roberts? Matt Damon? Yeah, they have no clue who they are. But wait until you hear the celebs they CAN name. Bet you'll know close to ZERO of them.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Think of your favorite A-Listers. We can basically GUARANTEE they are way, way different from the celebs kids in middle school know...and we can prove it.&#13;
&#13;
Brad Pitt? Julia Roberts? Matt Damon? Yeah, they have no clue who they are. But wait until you...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Think of your favorite A-Listers. We can basically GUARANTEE they are way, way different from the celebs kids in middle school know...and we can prove it.&#13;
&#13;
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<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Think of your favorite A-Listers. We can basically GUARANTEE they are way, way different from the celebs kids in middle school know...and we can prove it.&lt;/p&gt;
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<title>Update: Intern Blake Just Threw Down Against Moe!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>It all started as a slightly drunken conversation-turned-challenge this weekend between Moe and Intern Blake. Blake wants to get in the gym more, and threw down the gauntlet with Moe: who can get an ab first? It's the &quot;Abkins&quot; Challenge! Moe's got the athletic muscle memory, but Blake has that youth thing going for him - place your bets!&#13;
&#13;
We get an update...but we're not sure how burgers and pizza and booze are gonna get you abs. But maybe that's just us.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>It all started as a slightly drunken conversation-turned-challenge this weekend between Moe and Intern Blake. Blake wants to get in the gym more, and threw down the gauntlet with Moe: who can get an ab first? It's the &quot;Abkins&quot; Challenge! Moe's got the ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>It all started as a slightly drunken conversation-turned-challenge this weekend between Moe and Intern Blake. Blake wants to get in the gym more, and threw down the gauntlet with Moe: who can get an ab first? It's the &quot;Abkins&quot; Challenge! Moe's got the athletic muscle memory, but Blake has that youth thing going for him - place your bets!&#13;
&#13;
We get an update...but we're not sure how burgers and pizza and booze are gonna get you abs. But maybe that's just us.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;It all started as a slightly drunken conversation-turned-challenge this weekend between Moe and Intern Blake. Blake wants to get in the gym more, and threw down the gauntlet with Moe: who can get an ab first? It&amp;#39;s the &amp;quot;Abkins&amp;quot; Challenge! Moe&amp;#39;s got the athletic muscle memory, but Blake has that youth thing going for him - place your bets!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We get an update...but we&amp;#39;re not sure how burgers and pizza and booze are gonna get you abs. But maybe that&amp;#39;s just us.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 12:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Santa Scared Straight: This 7-Year-Old Almost Lost It</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&#13;
&#13;
Santa calls 7-year-old Ariana, who's saying really mean things to her friend and parents, dropping bad words, and won't cut her toenails...and she is NOT happy that she's on the Naughty List!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&#13;
&#13;
Santa calls 7-year-old Ariana, who's saying really mean things to her friend and parents, dropping bad words, and won't cut her toenails...and she is NOT happy that she's on the Naughty List!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just fill out the form below and send the &amp;quot;North Pole&amp;quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Santa calls 7-year-old Ariana, who&amp;#39;s saying really mean things to her friend and parents, dropping bad words, and won&amp;#39;t cut her toenails...and she is NOT happy that she&amp;#39;s on the Naughty List!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 12:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Ladies, Rejoice, Because We’re Crushing It</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 11:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Intern Blake Made Things Really Awkward For Moe</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>You can learn a lot about someone when you spend a lot of time with them, and when Moe spent the day with Intern Blake working on this song, he learned some &quot;pretty interesting&quot; things about him...&#13;
&#13;
And then Blake make it REALLY weird at a restaurant...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>You can learn a lot about someone when you spend a lot of time with them, and when Moe spent the day with Intern Blake working on this song, he learned some &quot;pretty interesting&quot; things about him...&#13;
&#13;
And then Blake make it REALLY weird at a restaurant...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>You can learn a lot about someone when you spend a lot of time with them, and when Moe spent the day with Intern Blake working on this song, he learned some &quot;pretty interesting&quot; things about him...&#13;
&#13;
And then Blake make it REALLY weird at a restaurant...</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;And then Blake make it REALLY weird at a restaurant...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 11:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stream The Show: Tuesday, December 11, 2018</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 15:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Millennial Movie Reviews: Do Your Childhood Faves Stand The Test Of Time?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Sure, it might be your favorite movie from childhood, but does it REALLY stand the test of time? We're about to send our Intern Solomon in and see if our childhood faves are still legit...&#13;
&#13;
The first time he did this, he watched &quot;Dirty Dancing,&quot; &quot;Top Gun&quot; and &quot;Beverly Hills Cop.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Then, we charged him with watching &quot;The Goonies,&quot; &quot;Steel Magnolias,&quot; and &quot;Coming To America.&quot; And the stakes are REALLY, REALLY HIGH.&#13;
&#13;
And now - it's time for some 00s CLASSICS - the very ones seen in Ariana Grande's new video for &quot;Thank U, Next.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Intern Solomon has to watch &quot;13 Going On Thirty,&quot; &quot;Mean Girls,&quot; &quot;Legally Blonde,&quot; and &quot;Bring It On.&quot;</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Sure, it might be your favorite movie from childhood, but does it REALLY stand the test of time? We're about to send our Intern Solomon in and see if our childhood faves are still legit...&#13;
&#13;
The first time he did this, he watched &quot;Dirty Dancing,&quot; &quot;Top...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Sure, it might be your favorite movie from childhood, but does it REALLY stand the test of time? We're about to send our Intern Solomon in and see if our childhood faves are still legit...&#13;
&#13;
The first time he did this, he watched &quot;Dirty Dancing,&quot; &quot;Top Gun&quot; and &quot;Beverly Hills Cop.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Then, we charged him with watching &quot;The Goonies,&quot; &quot;Steel Magnolias,&quot; and &quot;Coming To America.&quot; And the stakes are REALLY, REALLY HIGH.&#13;
&#13;
And now - it's time for some 00s CLASSICS - the very ones seen in Ariana Grande's new video for &quot;Thank U, Next.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Intern Solomon has to watch &quot;13 Going On Thirty,&quot; &quot;Mean Girls,&quot; &quot;Legally Blonde,&quot; and &quot;Bring It On.&quot;</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;The first time he did this, he watched &amp;quot;Dirty Dancing,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Top Gun&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Beverly Hills Cop.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then, we charged him with watching &amp;quot;The Goonies,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Steel Magnolias,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Coming To America.&amp;quot; And the stakes are REALLY, REALLY HIGH.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And now - it&amp;#39;s time for some 00s CLASSICS - the very ones seen in Ariana Grande&amp;#39;s new video for &amp;quot;Thank U, Next.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Intern Solomon has to watch &amp;quot;13 Going On Thirty,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Mean Girls,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Legally Blonde,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Bring It On.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 15:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: J. Lo Almost Did A Star Is Born...Can You Guess The Co-Star?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 14:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Your Parents Have Been LYING To You And Davi Has Proof</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>You know that sage advice that your parents give you? Those nuggets of wisdom that they keep dropping - the ones that are supposed to get you through life?&#13;
&#13;
THEY HAVE BEEN LYING TO YOU.&#13;
&#13;
And Davi has proof.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>You know that sage advice that your parents give you? Those nuggets of wisdom that they keep dropping - the ones that are supposed to get you through life?&#13;
&#13;
THEY HAVE BEEN LYING TO YOU.&#13;
&#13;
And Davi has proof.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>You know that sage advice that your parents give you? Those nuggets of wisdom that they keep dropping - the ones that are supposed to get you through life?&#13;
&#13;
THEY HAVE BEEN LYING TO YOU.&#13;
&#13;
And Davi has proof.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;You know that sage advice that your parents give you? Those nuggets of wisdom that they keep dropping - the ones that are supposed to get you through life?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THEY HAVE BEEN LYING TO YOU.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And Davi has proof.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 14:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Bert Just Doesn't Understand Parents Who Disown Their Kids</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>We're tackling a tough question today: Bert's friend came out as gay, and his parents disowned him and cut him off. And they were a very TIGHT family. &#13;
&#13;
Bert just doesn't get it...at all. And And not sure he ever will. He believes that being gay isn't a choice...and besides, isn't love unconditional?  &#13;
&#13;
If you're one of those parents...we want to hear from you on WHY.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>We're tackling a tough question today: Bert's friend came out as gay, and his parents disowned him and cut him off. And they were a very TIGHT family. &#13;
&#13;
Bert just doesn't get it...at all. And And not sure he ever will. He believes that being gay isn'...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We're tackling a tough question today: Bert's friend came out as gay, and his parents disowned him and cut him off. And they were a very TIGHT family. &#13;
&#13;
Bert just doesn't get it...at all. And And not sure he ever will. He believes that being gay isn't a choice...and besides, isn't love unconditional?  &#13;
&#13;
If you're one of those parents...we want to hear from you on WHY.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;re tackling a tough question today: Bert&amp;#39;s friend came out as gay, and his parents disowned him and cut him off. And they were a very TIGHT family. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bert just doesn&amp;#39;t get it...at all. And And not sure he ever will. He believes that being gay isn&amp;#39;t a choice...and besides, isn&amp;#39;t love unconditional?  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you&amp;#39;re one of those parents...we want to hear from you on WHY.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 14:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Should We Be Concerned About Nicki Minaj's New Boyfriend?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 13:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can You Figure Out Tommy's Magical Riddle?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>The last time Tommy told a riddle he found on Facebook on-air, it drove us - and you - NUTS trying to figure it out (and most of us got it wrong...MULTIPLE times). &#13;
&#13;
So, he's hitting us with another couple of riddles...can you figure it out?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>The last time Tommy told a riddle he found on Facebook on-air, it drove us - and you - NUTS trying to figure it out (and most of us got it wrong...MULTIPLE times). &#13;
&#13;
So, he's hitting us with another couple of riddles...can you figure it out?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The last time Tommy told a riddle he found on Facebook on-air, it drove us - and you - NUTS trying to figure it out (and most of us got it wrong...MULTIPLE times). &#13;
&#13;
So, he's hitting us with another couple of riddles...can you figure it out?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;The last time Tommy told a riddle he found on Facebook on-air, it drove us - and you - NUTS trying to figure it out (and most of us got it wrong...MULTIPLE times). &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, he&amp;#39;s hitting us with another couple of riddles...can you figure it out?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 13:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Who Got Beat Up By Christmas?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Ever get an injury from something Christmas-related? Bert fell off a stool trying to check out what their Elf on The Shelf brought them...and then last year he tried to blow out a candle and got burned on his lip from the hot wax splash back.&#13;
&#13;
According to a new report from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, last year, more than 15,000 people went to the emergency room due to Christmas decorating injuries.&#13;
&#13;
One out of three were from FALLS, 11% were from cuts, and 10% were from people throwing out their backs.&#13;
&#13;
Christmas injury totals have been going up every year since 2009, when about 12,000 people were hospitalized.&#13;
&#13;
The CPSC also says there are an average of 200 Christmas tree fires a year. Over the past three years, those fires have resulted in TEN DEATHS.&#13;
&#13;
How'd Christmas beat you up?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Ever get an injury from something Christmas-related? Bert fell off a stool trying to check out what their Elf on The Shelf brought them...and then last year he tried to blow out a candle and got burned on his lip from the hot wax splash back.&#13;
&#13;
Accord...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Ever get an injury from something Christmas-related? Bert fell off a stool trying to check out what their Elf on The Shelf brought them...and then last year he tried to blow out a candle and got burned on his lip from the hot wax splash back.&#13;
&#13;
According to a new report from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, last year, more than 15,000 people went to the emergency room due to Christmas decorating injuries.&#13;
&#13;
One out of three were from FALLS, 11% were from cuts, and 10% were from people throwing out their backs.&#13;
&#13;
Christmas injury totals have been going up every year since 2009, when about 12,000 people were hospitalized.&#13;
&#13;
The CPSC also says there are an average of 200 Christmas tree fires a year. Over the past three years, those fires have resulted in TEN DEATHS.&#13;
&#13;
How'd Christmas beat you up?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Ever get an injury from something Christmas-related? Bert fell off a stool trying to check out what their Elf on The Shelf brought them...and then last year he tried to blow out a candle and got burned on his lip from the hot wax splash back.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to a new report from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, last year, more than 15,000 people went to the emergency room due to Christmas decorating injuries.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One out of three were from FALLS, 11% were from cuts, and 10% were from people throwing out their backs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Christmas injury totals have been going up every year since 2009, when about 12,000 people were hospitalized.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The CPSC also says there are an average of 200 Christmas tree fires a year. Over the past three years, those fires have resulted in TEN DEATHS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How&amp;#39;d Christmas beat you up?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 13:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>121118 - 0800 - WHOs BEEN INJURED BY THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT + TOMMYS RIDDLE</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 13:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tell Me Something Good!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. That all hope isn't lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don't hear about them.&#13;
&#13;
And that's why we do it: tell me something good.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. Tha...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. That all hope isn't lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don't hear about them.&#13;
&#13;
And that's why we do it: tell me something good.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Let&amp;#39;s be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it&amp;#39;s so, so important to talk about what&amp;#39;s going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn&amp;#39;t gone altogether. That all hope isn&amp;#39;t lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don&amp;#39;t hear about them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And that&amp;#39;s why we do it: tell me something good.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 13:18:43 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Moe's Friend Put Him In The Most Uncomfortable Situation EVER</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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And when he got there, he realized that his friend had basically set him up for FAILURE and it was one of the most uncomfortable situations he had EVER been in.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Moe's good friend invited him to a party, and said what Moe was wearing - jeans, a hoodie, a hat - was TOTALLY fine. She picked him up, and they went to this SUPER exclusive part of town for a party.&#13;
&#13;
And when he got there, he realized that his frien...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Moe's good friend invited him to a party, and said what Moe was wearing - jeans, a hoodie, a hat - was TOTALLY fine. She picked him up, and they went to this SUPER exclusive part of town for a party.&#13;
&#13;
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<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Moe&amp;#39;s good friend invited him to a party, and said what Moe was wearing - jeans, a hoodie, a hat - was TOTALLY fine. She picked him up, and they went to this SUPER exclusive part of town for a party.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And when he got there, he realized that his friend had basically set him up for FAILURE and it was one of the most uncomfortable situations he had EVER been in.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 13:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Bert Doesn’t Like This, But He’ll Get Behind It</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 12:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Die On That Holiday Petty Hill PT 2: What's The Thing You HATE About The Holidays?</title>
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<description>What's that one thing that SERIOUSLY annoys you about the holidays? Whether it's the ugly sweaters, the drinks, the music or THAT AWFUL MOVIE (you know the one...it's basically any one that you're thinking about right now), what Holiday Petty Hill would you die on?&#13;
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Go ahead, we'll listen...because we have some of our own.&#13;
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Die on that Holiday Petty Hill!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>What's that one thing that SERIOUSLY annoys you about the holidays? Whether it's the ugly sweaters, the drinks, the music or THAT AWFUL MOVIE (you know the one...it's basically any one that you're thinking about right now), what Holiday Petty Hill woul...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>What's that one thing that SERIOUSLY annoys you about the holidays? Whether it's the ugly sweaters, the drinks, the music or THAT AWFUL MOVIE (you know the one...it's basically any one that you're thinking about right now), what Holiday Petty Hill would you die on?&#13;
&#13;
Go ahead, we'll listen...because we have some of our own.&#13;
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Die on that Holiday Petty Hill!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;What&amp;#39;s that one thing that SERIOUSLY annoys you about the holidays? Whether it&amp;#39;s the ugly sweaters, the drinks, the music or THAT AWFUL MOVIE (you know the one...it&amp;#39;s basically any one that you&amp;#39;re thinking about right now), what Holiday Petty Hill would you die on?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Go ahead, we&amp;#39;ll listen...because we have some of our own.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Die on that Holiday Petty Hill!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 12:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cassie Realized She's Part Of The World's Problem...Are You?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Are you naughty or are you nice? What if you thought you were nice, but you had a revelation and realized...YOU'RE part of the toxic hate problem the world has right now?&#13;
&#13;
Cassie got so  hardened by hateful people on social media (it's her job to read those hateful comments made about her, her friends, and then the rest of the world), and she was also surrounded by toxic people and she realized it was making her bitter.&#13;
&#13;
Everything she said had an edge, she expected the worst, and it spilled over into other parts of her life. High expectations, overly annoyed by stupid people, not giving people the benefit of the doubt - this whole time she thought everyone else was the problem and it was her job to fix it.&#13;
&#13;
After a 10-day vacation where she disconnected from social media, she became totally different...like her old self. And that's when she realized, all those hateful people online…they still suck, but SHE'S part of the problem by contributing to it. &#13;
&#13;
And it's time for a revolution.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Are you naughty or are you nice? What if you thought you were nice, but you had a revelation and realized...YOU'RE part of the toxic hate problem the world has right now?&#13;
&#13;
Cassie got so  hardened by hateful people on social media (it's her job to rea...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Are you naughty or are you nice? What if you thought you were nice, but you had a revelation and realized...YOU'RE part of the toxic hate problem the world has right now?&#13;
&#13;
Cassie got so  hardened by hateful people on social media (it's her job to read those hateful comments made about her, her friends, and then the rest of the world), and she was also surrounded by toxic people and she realized it was making her bitter.&#13;
&#13;
Everything she said had an edge, she expected the worst, and it spilled over into other parts of her life. High expectations, overly annoyed by stupid people, not giving people the benefit of the doubt - this whole time she thought everyone else was the problem and it was her job to fix it.&#13;
&#13;
After a 10-day vacation where she disconnected from social media, she became totally different...like her old self. And that's when she realized, all those hateful people online…they still suck, but SHE'S part of the problem by contributing to it. &#13;
&#13;
And it's time for a revolution.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Are you naughty or are you nice? What if you thought you were nice, but you had a revelation and realized...YOU&amp;#39;RE part of the toxic hate problem the world has right now?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cassie got so  hardened by hateful people on social media (it&amp;#39;s her job to read those hateful comments made about her, her friends, and then the rest of the world), and she was also surrounded by toxic people and she realized it was making her bitter.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Everything she said had an edge, she expected the worst, and it spilled over into other parts of her life. High expectations, overly annoyed by stupid people, not giving people the benefit of the doubt - this whole time she thought everyone else was the problem and it was her job to fix it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After a 10-day vacation where she disconnected from social media, she became totally different...like her old self. And that&amp;#39;s when she realized, all those hateful people online…they still suck, but SHE&amp;#39;S part of the problem by contributing to it. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And it&amp;#39;s time for a revolution.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 12:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Her Mom Caught Her Smoking Weed Again</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Suck It Tommy Trivia: It's A Christmas Movie Showdown!</title>
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<description>Our Producer Tommy is pretty much a living IMDb when it comes to Hollywood trivia. So, from time to time we like to BEAT HIM DOWN…*ahem* beat him at his own game.&#13;
&#13;
Here's the thing: he's SO good at the game, we’ve actually kicked him out of it. He hosts, we play…and we yell SUCK IT TOMMY!&#13;
&#13;
And because Christmas is right around the corner...it's time for a special Christmas edition of Suck It Tommy Trivia! But you know us, we're hyper competitive...and it's getting cutthroat!</description>
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&#13;
Here's the thing: he's SO good at the game, we’ve actually kicked him out of it. He ho...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Our Producer Tommy is pretty much a living IMDb when it comes to Hollywood trivia. So, from time to time we like to BEAT HIM DOWN…*ahem* beat him at his own game.&#13;
&#13;
Here's the thing: he's SO good at the game, we’ve actually kicked him out of it. He hosts, we play…and we yell SUCK IT TOMMY!&#13;
&#13;
And because Christmas is right around the corner...it's time for a special Christmas edition of Suck It Tommy Trivia! But you know us, we're hyper competitive...and it's getting cutthroat!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#39;s the thing: he&amp;#39;s SO good at the game, we’ve actually kicked him out of it. He hosts, we play…and we yell SUCK IT TOMMY!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And because Christmas is right around the corner...it&amp;#39;s time for a special Christmas edition of Suck It Tommy Trivia! But you know us, we&amp;#39;re hyper competitive...and it&amp;#39;s getting cutthroat!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 12:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stream The Show: Monday, December 10, 2018</title>
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<title>EBuzz: Bert's Now More Excited About These Trailers Than His Kids Are</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Update: Kristin Has A Surprise For Intern Ashton</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Our Intern Ashton's boyfriend is in his first ever &quot;big boy&quot; job (her words, not ours), and his work holiday party is coming up - which they're going to. And because it's so important, they need to look good as a unit to impress his bosses and coworkers.&#13;
&#13;
But here's the thing - he doesn't like the old dress she chose that she bought earlier this year. She can't afford to buy a new one...should he pony up the cash for a new one?&#13;
&#13;
And even if he agreed...how much should he drop?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Our Intern Ashton's boyfriend is in his first ever &quot;big boy&quot; job (her words, not ours), and his work holiday party is coming up - which they're going to. And because it's so important, they need to look good as a unit to impress his bosses and coworker...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Our Intern Ashton's boyfriend is in his first ever &quot;big boy&quot; job (her words, not ours), and his work holiday party is coming up - which they're going to. And because it's so important, they need to look good as a unit to impress his bosses and coworkers.&#13;
&#13;
But here's the thing - he doesn't like the old dress she chose that she bought earlier this year. She can't afford to buy a new one...should he pony up the cash for a new one?&#13;
&#13;
And even if he agreed...how much should he drop?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Our Intern Ashton&amp;#39;s boyfriend is in his first ever &amp;quot;big boy&amp;quot; job (her words, not ours), and his work holiday party is coming up - which they&amp;#39;re going to. And because it&amp;#39;s so important, they need to look good as a unit to impress his bosses and coworkers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But here&amp;#39;s the thing - he doesn&amp;#39;t like the old dress she chose that she bought earlier this year. She can&amp;#39;t afford to buy a new one...should he pony up the cash for a new one?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And even if he agreed...how much should he drop?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 14:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Update: Her Ex-Husband Is About To Sabotage Her Christmas With The Kids!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Divorces are painful and difficult enough as is, but when you add kids into the mix, things get REALLY tricky. It's REALLY hard to keep your ego out of the divorce, but you just know that you have to do it for the kids. &#13;
&#13;
But what about when your ex doesn't treat you the same way, and tries to SABOTAGE your Christmas with the kids? &#13;
&#13;
Bert Show listener Emily wants to take the kids to Disney for the first time over Christmas...and she even invited her ex-husband. She thought it would be great for their kids to have both parents there on their first trip to Disney (mom and dad would stay in different rooms and the kids could hang out with both of them), but he shot her down. &#13;
&#13;
She was disappointed, but no big deal - he's a grown man and has his reasons. But now, after seeing a link about things to do at Disney on the Facebook page of one of the women he's dating...she thinks HE'S taking them to Disney this weekend and is totally stealing her Christmas idea! &#13;
&#13;
Whelp, she called him on it...AND IT BACKFIRED.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Divorces are painful and difficult enough as is, but when you add kids into the mix, things get REALLY tricky. It's REALLY hard to keep your ego out of the divorce, but you just know that you have to do it for the kids. &#13;
&#13;
But what about when your ex ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Divorces are painful and difficult enough as is, but when you add kids into the mix, things get REALLY tricky. It's REALLY hard to keep your ego out of the divorce, but you just know that you have to do it for the kids. &#13;
&#13;
But what about when your ex doesn't treat you the same way, and tries to SABOTAGE your Christmas with the kids? &#13;
&#13;
Bert Show listener Emily wants to take the kids to Disney for the first time over Christmas...and she even invited her ex-husband. She thought it would be great for their kids to have both parents there on their first trip to Disney (mom and dad would stay in different rooms and the kids could hang out with both of them), but he shot her down. &#13;
&#13;
She was disappointed, but no big deal - he's a grown man and has his reasons. But now, after seeing a link about things to do at Disney on the Facebook page of one of the women he's dating...she thinks HE'S taking them to Disney this weekend and is totally stealing her Christmas idea! &#13;
&#13;
Whelp, she called him on it...AND IT BACKFIRED.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Divorces are painful and difficult enough as is, but when you add kids into the mix, things get REALLY tricky. It&amp;#39;s REALLY hard to keep your ego out of the divorce, but you just know that you have to do it for the kids. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But what about when your ex doesn&amp;#39;t treat you the same way, and tries to SABOTAGE your Christmas with the kids? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bert Show listener Emily wants to take the kids to Disney for the first time over Christmas...and she even invited her ex-husband. She thought it would be great for their kids to have both parents there on their first trip to Disney (mom and dad would stay in different rooms and the kids could hang out with both of them), but he shot her down. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She was disappointed, but no big deal - he&amp;#39;s a grown man and has his reasons. But now, after seeing a link about things to do at Disney on the Facebook page of one of the women he&amp;#39;s dating...she thinks HE&amp;#39;S taking them to Disney this weekend and is totally stealing her Christmas idea! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whelp, she called him on it...AND IT BACKFIRED.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 14:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Is Offset Trying To Get Cardi B Back?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Intern Blake Just Threw Down Against Moe!</title>
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<description>It all started as a slightly drunken conversation-turned-challenge this weekend between Moe and Intern Blake. Blake wants to get in the gym more, and threw down the gauntlet with Moe: who can get an ab first? It's the &quot;Abkins&quot; Challenge - place your bets!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>It all started as a slightly drunken conversation-turned-challenge this weekend between Moe and Intern Blake. Blake wants to get in the gym more, and threw down the gauntlet with Moe: who can get an ab first? It's the &quot;Abkins&quot; Challenge - place your bets!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>It all started as a slightly drunken conversation-turned-challenge this weekend between Moe and Intern Blake. Blake wants to get in the gym more, and threw down the gauntlet with Moe: who can get an ab first? It's the &quot;Abkins&quot; Challenge - place your bets!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;It all started as a slightly drunken conversation-turned-challenge this weekend between Moe and Intern Blake. Blake wants to get in the gym more, and threw down the gauntlet with Moe: who can get an ab first? It&amp;#39;s the &amp;quot;Abkins&amp;quot; Challenge - place your bets!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 13:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Santa Scared Straight: This Kid Is Picking Fights With Kids Twice His Age! </title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&#13;
&#13;
Santa calls 6-year-old Cameron, who was starting fights with his 12-year-old brother, playing too many video games (and swearing while he plays), &quot;checking oil&quot; on people, and talking about certain body parts a little TOO much.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&#13;
&#13;
Santa calls 6-year-old Cameron, who was starting fights with his 12-year-old brother, playing too many video games (and swearing while he plays), &quot;checking oil&quot; on people, and talking about certain body parts a little TOO much.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just fill out the form below and send the &amp;quot;North Pole&amp;quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Santa calls 6-year-old Cameron, who was starting fights with his 12-year-old brother, playing too many video games (and swearing while he plays), &amp;quot;checking oil&amp;quot; on people, and talking about certain body parts a little TOO much.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 13:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Update: Her Husband Didn't Come Home...So We Laid A Trap To Catch Him Cheating!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert show listener Katie's husband didn't come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn't believe him when he says he's at work. He hates his job and he's always the kind of guy who's out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few weeks he's been coming home later and later - like 8PM.&#13;
&#13;
He says there's a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she's part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&#13;
&#13;
To add to the pot: he's been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that's not weird, but here's the thing: he doesn't like his coworkers and never talks about work.&#13;
&#13;
So she drove by the office in the morning to see if he was there...and he WASN'T. When he pulled in - wearing the same pants as yesterday, but a different shirt, she confronted him, and he called her crazy.&#13;
&#13;
Well, we laid a &quot;War of the Roses&quot; trap. Posing as a new flower shop in town, we sent her husband an email offering him a free bouquet of flowers. Who he sent them to will tell us everything...was it Katie, or was it someone ELSE?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert show listener Katie's husband didn't come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn't believe him when he says he's at work. He hates his job and he's always the kind of guy who's out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert show listener Katie's husband didn't come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn't believe him when he says he's at work. He hates his job and he's always the kind of guy who's out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few weeks he's been coming home later and later - like 8PM.&#13;
&#13;
He says there's a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she's part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&#13;
&#13;
To add to the pot: he's been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that's not weird, but here's the thing: he doesn't like his coworkers and never talks about work.&#13;
&#13;
So she drove by the office in the morning to see if he was there...and he WASN'T. When he pulled in - wearing the same pants as yesterday, but a different shirt, she confronted him, and he called her crazy.&#13;
&#13;
Well, we laid a &quot;War of the Roses&quot; trap. Posing as a new flower shop in town, we sent her husband an email offering him a free bouquet of flowers. Who he sent them to will tell us everything...was it Katie, or was it someone ELSE?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert show listener Katie&amp;#39;s husband didn&amp;#39;t come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn&amp;#39;t believe him when he says he&amp;#39;s at work. He hates his job and he&amp;#39;s always the kind of guy who&amp;#39;s out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few weeks he&amp;#39;s been coming home later and later - like 8PM.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He says there&amp;#39;s a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she&amp;#39;s part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To add to the pot: he&amp;#39;s been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that&amp;#39;s not weird, but here&amp;#39;s the thing: he doesn&amp;#39;t like his coworkers and never talks about work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So she drove by the office in the morning to see if he was there...and he WASN&amp;#39;T. When he pulled in - wearing the same pants as yesterday, but a different shirt, she confronted him, and he called her crazy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, we laid a &amp;quot;War of the Roses&amp;quot; trap. Posing as a new flower shop in town, we sent her husband an email offering him a free bouquet of flowers. Who he sent them to will tell us everything...was it Katie, or was it someone ELSE?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 13:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Moe’s Not Having Nick Cannon’s Defense Of Kevin Hart </title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 13:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Millennial Christmas Carols: You Voted...And We Can't Believe Who Lost!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.&#13;
&#13;
So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the millennials in studio - aka our interns - pull out a song title (Davi and Cassie got immunity because they did them in the past!). So, the interns are gonna have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!&#13;
&#13;
We asked you guys to vote...and the loser was gonna get a surprise PUNISHMENT. But we are SHOCKED at who *actually* lost!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.&#13;
&#13;
So, we decided to put a bunch of t...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.&#13;
&#13;
So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the millennials in studio - aka our interns - pull out a song title (Davi and Cassie got immunity because they did them in the past!). So, the interns are gonna have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!&#13;
&#13;
We asked you guys to vote...and the loser was gonna get a surprise PUNISHMENT. But we are SHOCKED at who *actually* lost!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the millennials in studio - aka our interns - pull out a song title (Davi and Cassie got immunity because they did them in the past!). So, the interns are gonna have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We asked you guys to vote...and the loser was gonna get a surprise PUNISHMENT. But we are SHOCKED at who &lt;em&gt;actually&lt;/em&gt; lost!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 12:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bert Show Family Meeting Update: There's Big Tension Between Moe And Walter</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert Show Family meetings never mean good news, and we already had one really heavy and sad one this week from Davi.&#13;
&#13;
But now, we have to have another Bert Show Family meeting, because there's some major tension between Moe and Walter - STILL - from when Walter accidentally took over and sabotaged Moe's comedy show. And now, it might be the end of something great between them.&#13;
&#13;
They aired out some problems on-air, but today we realize: it's far from over. And Bert GETS it now after listening to their latest podcast.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert Show Family meetings never mean good news, and we already had one really heavy and sad one this week from Davi.&#13;
&#13;
But now, we have to have another Bert Show Family meeting, because there's some major tension between Moe and Walter - STILL - from ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert Show Family meetings never mean good news, and we already had one really heavy and sad one this week from Davi.&#13;
&#13;
But now, we have to have another Bert Show Family meeting, because there's some major tension between Moe and Walter - STILL - from when Walter accidentally took over and sabotaged Moe's comedy show. And now, it might be the end of something great between them.&#13;
&#13;
They aired out some problems on-air, but today we realize: it's far from over. And Bert GETS it now after listening to their latest podcast.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert Show Family meetings never mean good news, and we already had one really heavy and sad one this week from Davi.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But now, we have to have another Bert Show Family meeting, because there&amp;#39;s some major tension between Moe and Walter - STILL - from when Walter accidentally took over and sabotaged Moe&amp;#39;s comedy show. And now, it might be the end of something great between them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They aired out some problems on-air, but today we realize: it&amp;#39;s far from over. And Bert GETS it now after listening to their latest podcast.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 12:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Bert Wishes He Felt Like Jennifer Aniston Does About Her Failed Marriages</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 12:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Plead The Fifth: The Story Of Davi And Her Box O' Vomit</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 12:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stream The Show: Friday, November 7, 2018</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2018 15:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is This Dad Bullying His Daughter With This Punishment?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>This dad's daughter got suspended from the school bus because she was caught bullying, but instead of making her life easy and driving her to school, he PUNISHED her by making her walk five miles through the snow to school. He followed behind her and filmed it, but some are mad at the dad and are saying the PUNISHMENT itself is bullying!&#13;
&#13;
What say you?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>This dad's daughter got suspended from the school bus because she was caught bullying, but instead of making her life easy and driving her to school, he PUNISHED her by making her walk five miles through the snow to school. He followed behind her and f...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This dad's daughter got suspended from the school bus because she was caught bullying, but instead of making her life easy and driving her to school, he PUNISHED her by making her walk five miles through the snow to school. He followed behind her and filmed it, but some are mad at the dad and are saying the PUNISHMENT itself is bullying!&#13;
&#13;
What say you?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;This dad&amp;#39;s daughter got suspended from the school bus because she was caught bullying, but instead of making her life easy and driving her to school, he PUNISHED her by making her walk five miles through the snow to school. He followed behind her and filmed it, but some are mad at the dad and are saying the PUNISHMENT itself is bullying!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What say you?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2018 15:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
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<title> EBuzz: Tyler Perry Does Something Incredible For Some Special Families</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2018 14:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bert Show Family Meeting: There's Big Tension Between Moe And Walter</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert Show Family meetings never mean good news, and we already had one really heavy and sad one this week from Davi. &#13;
&#13;
But now, we have to have another Bert Show Family meeting, because there's some major tension between Moe and Walter - STILL - from when Walter accidentally took over and sabotaged Moe's comedy show. And now, it might be the end of something great between them.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert Show Family meetings never mean good news, and we already had one really heavy and sad one this week from Davi. &#13;
&#13;
But now, we have to have another Bert Show Family meeting, because there's some major tension between Moe and Walter - STILL - from...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert Show Family meetings never mean good news, and we already had one really heavy and sad one this week from Davi. &#13;
&#13;
But now, we have to have another Bert Show Family meeting, because there's some major tension between Moe and Walter - STILL - from when Walter accidentally took over and sabotaged Moe's comedy show. And now, it might be the end of something great between them.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert Show Family meetings never mean good news, and we already had one really heavy and sad one this week from Davi. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But now, we have to have another Bert Show Family meeting, because there&amp;#39;s some major tension between Moe and Walter - STILL - from when Walter accidentally took over and sabotaged Moe&amp;#39;s comedy show. And now, it might be the end of something great between them.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2018 14:34:47 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Her Ex-Husband Is About To Sabotage Her Christmas With The Kids!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Divorces are painful and difficult enough as is, but when you add kids into the mix, things get REALLY tricky. It's REALLY hard to keep your ego out of the divorce, but you just know that you have to do it for the kids. &#13;
&#13;
But what about when your ex doesn't treat you the same way, and tries to SABOTAGE your Christmas with the kids? &#13;
&#13;
Bert Show listener Emily wants to take the kids to Disney for the first time over Christmas...and she even invited her ex-husband. She thought it would be great for their kids to have both parents there on their first trip to Disney (mom and dad would stay in different rooms and the kids could hang out with both of them), but he shot her down. &#13;
&#13;
She was disappointed, but no big deal - he's a grown man and has his reasons. But now, after seeing a link about things to do at Disney on the Facebook page of one of the women he's dating...she thinks HE'S taking them to Disney this weekend and is totally stealing her Christmas idea!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Divorces are painful and difficult enough as is, but when you add kids into the mix, things get REALLY tricky. It's REALLY hard to keep your ego out of the divorce, but you just know that you have to do it for the kids. &#13;
&#13;
But what about when your ex ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Divorces are painful and difficult enough as is, but when you add kids into the mix, things get REALLY tricky. It's REALLY hard to keep your ego out of the divorce, but you just know that you have to do it for the kids. &#13;
&#13;
But what about when your ex doesn't treat you the same way, and tries to SABOTAGE your Christmas with the kids? &#13;
&#13;
Bert Show listener Emily wants to take the kids to Disney for the first time over Christmas...and she even invited her ex-husband. She thought it would be great for their kids to have both parents there on their first trip to Disney (mom and dad would stay in different rooms and the kids could hang out with both of them), but he shot her down. &#13;
&#13;
She was disappointed, but no big deal - he's a grown man and has his reasons. But now, after seeing a link about things to do at Disney on the Facebook page of one of the women he's dating...she thinks HE'S taking them to Disney this weekend and is totally stealing her Christmas idea!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Divorces are painful and difficult enough as is, but when you add kids into the mix, things get REALLY tricky. It&amp;#39;s REALLY hard to keep your ego out of the divorce, but you just know that you have to do it for the kids. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But what about when your ex doesn&amp;#39;t treat you the same way, and tries to SABOTAGE your Christmas with the kids? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bert Show listener Emily wants to take the kids to Disney for the first time over Christmas...and she even invited her ex-husband. She thought it would be great for their kids to have both parents there on their first trip to Disney (mom and dad would stay in different rooms and the kids could hang out with both of them), but he shot her down. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She was disappointed, but no big deal - he&amp;#39;s a grown man and has his reasons. But now, after seeing a link about things to do at Disney on the Facebook page of one of the women he&amp;#39;s dating...she thinks HE&amp;#39;S taking them to Disney this weekend and is totally stealing her Christmas idea!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2018 14:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: The Mistress of Cardi B’s Husband, Offset, Speaks Out</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert's building new family Christmas traditions, especially now that he has his girlfriend's super cute 4-year-old daughter in the house. He wants things to be different from all the normal traditions, but he needs some help brainstorming.&#13;
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&#13;
What's yo...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;What&amp;#39;s your totally unorthodox Christmas tradition?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2018 13:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>It’s the holidays. We know, we know, they’re delightful, snowy, laden with love, laughter, and colorful lights. What we forget every year is how it masks stress, crazy family members and the stress of holiday shopping.&#13;
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ESPECIALLY if you work in retail and then you get THOSE customers. They stay past closing. They make a mess. They ask dumb questions. They're rude. We get it! But don't lose your job by taking it out on them&gt;/i&gt; - take it out on our Retail Vent Line! &#13;
&#13;
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&#13;
ESPECIALLY if you work in reta...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
ESPECIALLY if you work in retail and then you get THOSE customers. They stay past closing. They make a mess. They ask dumb questions. They're rude. We get it! But don't lose your job by taking it out on them&gt;/i&gt; - take it out on our Retail Vent Line! &#13;
&#13;
Go ahead, and vent to us: it's anonymous and we'll bleep out any profanity! 1-844-TBS-VENT</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;ESPECIALLY if you work in retail and then you get THOSE customers. They stay past closing. They make a mess. They ask dumb questions. They&amp;#39;re rude. We get it! But don&amp;#39;t lose your job by taking it out on them&amp;gt;/i&amp;gt; - take it out on our Retail Vent Line! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Go ahead, and vent to us: it&amp;#39;s anonymous and we&amp;#39;ll bleep out any profanity! 1-844-TBS-VENT&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Moe And Blake Did An Anti-Bullying Rap!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Moe and Bert had gone to visit a school - JJ Daniel Middle School - as part of our &quot;Bert Show Love&quot; campaign. It was their &quot;No Place For Hate&quot; day, and all the students were signing pledges to not be bullies, to be kinder, and just nicer and more accepting of differences.&#13;
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Well, JJ Daniel Middle School had a challenge for Moe and Blake: write an anti-bullying rap! Here's what they came up with - and it's awesome!</description>
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&#13;
Well, JJ Daniel Middle School had a challenge for Moe and Blake: write an anti-bullying rap! Here's what they came up with - and it's awesome!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Well, JJ Daniel Middle School had a challenge for Moe and Blake: write an anti-bullying rap! Here&amp;#39;s what they came up with - and it&amp;#39;s awesome!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2018 13:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>120718 -TEXTING TUTOR LISA FULL</title>
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<title>Texting Tutor PT 2: She Wants To Know Why Everyone Got Invited To The Wedding...Except Her</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Bert Show Listener Lisa had a coworker who had just gotten engaged, and the entire office got in on helping her plan the wedding. She and Lisa had lunch like twice a week, used to carpool and hang out, and were friends, but then the Bride left the company.&#13;
&#13;
Well, everyone got their wedding invitations in the mail...EXCEPT Lisa. It's about to get really awkward in here, because we're gonna text the Bride and ask if Lisa's invitation got lost in the mail...or if she wasn't invited!</description>
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&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little ...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Bert Show Listener Lisa had a coworker who had just gotten engaged, and the entire office got in on helping her plan the wedding. She and Lisa had lunch like twice a week, used to carpool and hang out, and were friends, but then the Bride left the company.&#13;
&#13;
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<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;You like him. You had a connection. But you just don&amp;#39;t KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you&amp;#39;re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you&amp;#39;re scared of rejection.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that&amp;#39;s where we come in! We&amp;#39;ll tell you what to text the person you&amp;#39;re into, line by line, and we&amp;#39;ll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bert Show Listener Lisa had a coworker who had just gotten engaged, and the entire office got in on helping her plan the wedding. She and Lisa had lunch like twice a week, used to carpool and hang out, and were friends, but then the Bride left the company.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, everyone got their wedding invitations in the mail...EXCEPT Lisa. It&amp;#39;s about to get really awkward in here, because we&amp;#39;re gonna text the Bride and ask if Lisa&amp;#39;s invitation got lost in the mail...or if she wasn&amp;#39;t invited!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Texting Tutor PT 1: She Wants To Know Why Everyone Got Invited To The Wedding...Except Her</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Bert Show Listener Lisa had a coworker who had just gotten engaged, and the entire office got in on helping her plan the wedding. She and Lisa had lunch like twice a week, used to carpool and hang out, and were friends, but then the Bride left the company.&#13;
&#13;
Well, everyone got their wedding invitations in the mail...EXCEPT Lisa. It's about to get really awkward in here, because we're gonna text the Bride and ask if Lisa's invitation got lost in the mail...or if she wasn't invited!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Bert Show Listener Lisa had a coworker who had just gotten engaged, and the entire office got in on helping her plan the wedding. She and Lisa had lunch like twice a week, used to carpool and hang out, and were friends, but then the Bride left the company.&#13;
&#13;
Well, everyone got their wedding invitations in the mail...EXCEPT Lisa. It's about to get really awkward in here, because we're gonna text the Bride and ask if Lisa's invitation got lost in the mail...or if she wasn't invited!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that&amp;#39;s where we come in! We&amp;#39;ll tell you what to text the person you&amp;#39;re into, line by line, and we&amp;#39;ll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bert Show Listener Lisa had a coworker who had just gotten engaged, and the entire office got in on helping her plan the wedding. She and Lisa had lunch like twice a week, used to carpool and hang out, and were friends, but then the Bride left the company.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, everyone got their wedding invitations in the mail...EXCEPT Lisa. It&amp;#39;s about to get really awkward in here, because we&amp;#39;re gonna text the Bride and ask if Lisa&amp;#39;s invitation got lost in the mail...or if she wasn&amp;#39;t invited!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2018 12:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>120718 - MILLENNIAL CHRISTMAS CAROLS CHALLENGE FULL</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>PT 2 - The Millennial Christmas Carols: Whoever Loses Has A Punishment!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.&#13;
&#13;
So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the millennials in studio - aka our interns - pull out a song title (Davi and Cassie got immunity because they did them in the past!). So, the interns are gonna have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!&#13;
&#13;
Check out past examples, here, and this year's songs below...</description>
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&#13;
So, we decided to put a bunch of t...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the millennials in studio - aka our interns - pull out a song title (Davi and Cassie got immunity because they did them in the past!). So, the interns are gonna have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!&#13;
&#13;
Check out past examples, here, and this year's songs below...</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the millennials in studio - aka our interns - pull out a song title (Davi and Cassie got immunity because they did them in the past!). So, the interns are gonna have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Check out past examples, here, and this year&amp;#39;s songs below...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2018 12:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>PT 1 - The Millennial Christmas Carols: Whoever Loses Has A Punishment!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the millennials in studio - aka our interns - pull out a song title (Davi and Cassie got immunity because they did them in the past!). So, the interns are gonna have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!&#13;
&#13;
Check out past examples, here, and this year's songs below...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.&#13;
&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
Check out past examples, here, and this year's songs below...</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the millennials in studio - aka our interns - pull out a song title (Davi and Cassie got immunity because they did them in the past!). So, the interns are gonna have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!&lt;/p&gt;
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<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2018 12:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Kevin Hart Has Stepped Down As Oscar Host</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Kristin Needs To Apologize</title>
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<description>Every now and then, you have to apologize to someone you might not even know. You did them wrong or you put them in an awkward situation, and even though you might never see them again, you gotta try to put it right by apologizing.&#13;
&#13;
And Kristin needs to make one today...to a Bert show listener.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Every now and then, you have to apologize to someone you might not even know. You did them wrong or you put them in an awkward situation, and even though you might never see them again, you gotta try to put it right by apologizing.&#13;
&#13;
And Kristin needs...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
And Kristin needs to make one today...to a Bert show listener.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Every now and then, you have to apologize to someone you might not even know. You did them wrong or you put them in an awkward situation, and even though you might never see them again, you gotta try to put it right by apologizing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And Kristin needs to make one today...to a Bert show listener.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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&#13;
Children's Healthcare of Atlanta is one of the largest pediatric kidney transplant programs by volume in the country. They've performed more than 500 life-saving kidney transplants for kids like Belle, who went into complete renal failure when she was just 5-year-sold. Her dad donated his kidney (it's rare, but both her parents were a perfect match and they actually arm wrestled over who got to donate the kidney!)</description>
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Children's Healthcare of Atlanta is one of the largest pediatric kidney transplant programs by volume in the country. They've performed more than 500 life-saving kidney transplants for kids like Belle, who went into complete renal failure when sh...</itunes:subtitle>
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<description>There are currently over 500 kids being treated at Children's Healthcare of Atlanta. &#13;
&#13;
And when it comes to premies, there are approximately 1,000 neonatal admissions annually - that's 83 new babies a month that aren't going home - they're coming to Children's!&#13;
&#13;
A Transport Isolette is what every baby who enters the NICU (Neonatal Intensive Care Unit) is placed in. It's a movable, specialized incubator bed that provides necessary gases to patients and monitors temperature, humidity and weight. It costs $100,000 - $150,000 per unit.</description>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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<title>These Dogs Are More Than Just Cute</title>
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<description>More than just a pretty face: Children's Healthcare of Atlanta has 17 FULL TIME therapy dogs &amp; they're 100% donor funded!&#13;
&#13;
✨&#13;
&#13;
For the therapy dogs every year, it costs $13,000 for food, $57,000 for vet visits &amp; $23,000 for special germ-fighting baths to keep them extra clean (they work in a hospital, after all!)&#13;
&#13;
✨&#13;
&#13;
You can help support this critical program by becoming a Miracle Maker by texting ‘Miracle’ to 64636 ($15/month), OR if you want to give other amounts - ANYTHING helps - you can call 1-866-781-8811 or donate at CHOA.org/radiothon!</description>
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&#13;
✨&#13;
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&#13;
✨&#13;
&#13;
You can help support this critical program by becoming a Miracle Maker by texting ‘Miracle’ to 64636 ($15/month), OR if you want to give other amounts - ANYTHING helps - you can call 1-866-781-8811 or donate at CHOA.org/radiothon!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;✨&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For the therapy dogs every year, it costs $13,000 for food, $57,000 for vet visits &amp;amp; $23,000 for special germ-fighting baths to keep them extra clean (they work in a hospital, after all!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;✨&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can help support this critical program by becoming a Miracle Maker by texting ‘Miracle’ to 64636 ($15/month), OR if you want to give other amounts - ANYTHING helps - you can call 1-866-781-8811 or donate at CHOA.org/radiothon!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>When Your Child Has Diabetes... </title>
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<description>With just 50 cents a day, you can help kids like Jennings, who has Diabetes. In 2017, Children's Healthcare of Atlanta diagnosed 400+ patients w/diabetes &amp; managed 9,500+ diabetes outpatient visits! &#13;
&#13;
Newly diagnosed kids &amp; their families participate in a 2-day program that will help them understand diabetes, how it affects the body, how to manage the diagnosis - and then there are more 'advanced' classes to learn even more about diabetes and their &quot;new normal.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Be a part of helping families handle their &quot;new normal&quot; by donating: http://bit.ly/2zMw2bq</description>
<itunes:subtitle>With just 50 cents a day, you can help kids like Jennings, who has Diabetes. In 2017, Children's Healthcare of Atlanta diagnosed 400+ patients w/diabetes &amp; managed 9,500+ diabetes outpatient visits! &#13;
&#13;
Newly diagnosed kids &amp; their families participate...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>With just 50 cents a day, you can help kids like Jennings, who has Diabetes. In 2017, Children's Healthcare of Atlanta diagnosed 400+ patients w/diabetes &amp; managed 9,500+ diabetes outpatient visits! &#13;
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&lt;p&gt;Be a part of helping families handle their &amp;quot;new normal&amp;quot; by donating: http://bit.ly/2zMw2bq&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<itunes:subtitle>We're broadcasting live from @ChildrensATL this morning for the #MakingMiracles Radiothon! The greatest gift you can give is helping someone else - will you? Text &quot;Miracle&quot; to 646-36 to become a Miracle Maker for these kids &amp; their families!</itunes:subtitle>
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<title>DISTANT COUSINS: Fairwell??</title>
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<title>EBuzz: John Mayer &amp; Halsey Address Dating Rumors Together</title>
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<description>Kristin's dad passed away just a couple of months ago, and even though Kristin LOVES this time of year, this will be the first Christmas without him. &#13;
&#13;
And it's really, really hard. And she needs help.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Kristin's dad passed away just a couple of months ago, and even though Kristin LOVES this time of year, this will be the first Christmas without him. &#13;
&#13;
And it's really, really hard. And she needs help.</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
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<title>Hate Your Holiday Customers? Call The Retail Vent Line!</title>
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&#13;
ESPECIALLY if you work in retail and then you get THOSE customers. They stay past closing. They make a mess. They ask dumb questions. They're rude. We get it! But don't lose your job by taking it out on them&gt;/i&gt; - take it out on our Retail Vent Line! &#13;
&#13;
Go ahead, and vent to us: it's anonymous and we'll bleep out any profanity! 1-844-TBS-VENT</description>
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&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;ESPECIALLY if you work in retail and then you get THOSE customers. They stay past closing. They make a mess. They ask dumb questions. They&amp;#39;re rude. We get it! But don&amp;#39;t lose your job by taking it out on them&amp;gt;/i&amp;gt; - take it out on our Retail Vent Line! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Go ahead, and vent to us: it&amp;#39;s anonymous and we&amp;#39;ll bleep out any profanity! 1-844-TBS-VENT&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 14:29:36 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Bert's In The Dog House With His Girlfriend!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert's in the doghouse with his girlfriend in a BIG way, and it all has to do with the SEC Championship game and the son of a Backstreet boy.&#13;
&#13;
This is what you get for being a people pleaser.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert's in the doghouse with his girlfriend in a BIG way, and it all has to do with the SEC Championship game and the son of a Backstreet boy.&#13;
&#13;
This is what you get for being a people pleaser.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert's in the doghouse with his girlfriend in a BIG way, and it all has to do with the SEC Championship game and the son of a Backstreet boy.&#13;
&#13;
This is what you get for being a people pleaser.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert&amp;#39;s in the doghouse with his girlfriend in a BIG way, and it all has to do with the SEC Championship game and the son of a Backstreet boy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is what you get for being a people pleaser.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 14:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>PT 1: No One On The Show Can Figure Out This Riddle...Can You?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Tommy found this riddle on our Operations Director Tracey's Facebook page, and he THOUGHT he had it figured out. WRONG. Then he REALLY thought he had it right. WRONG. Then he KICKED himself when he found out the answer.&#13;
&#13;
Then he tried it out on Cassie, who LOVES riddles. Her first guess - that she was SO sure about - WRONG. Her second guess (&quot;OOOOH I SEE&quot;) WRONG. Her third guess (&quot;Is it a trick? This?&quot;) WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
Can YOU figure it out before we do?&#13;
&#13;
Here's the Facebook post, verbatim:&#13;
&#13;
Read the riddle. If the answer is incorrect, I can choose any of your photos and you have to post it along with the riddle. If you answer correctly, I write your name in the comments (with a trophy emoji, duh).&#13;
&#13;
Riddle: It’s 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, milk (pasteurized!), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first? Only answer directly to me (DM). Thanks!&#13;
&#13;
Make sure you read it correctly!!! 😂</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Tommy found this riddle on our Operations Director Tracey's Facebook page, and he THOUGHT he had it figured out. WRONG. Then he REALLY thought he had it right. WRONG. Then he KICKED himself when he found out the answer.&#13;
&#13;
Then he tried it out on Cassi...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Tommy found this riddle on our Operations Director Tracey's Facebook page, and he THOUGHT he had it figured out. WRONG. Then he REALLY thought he had it right. WRONG. Then he KICKED himself when he found out the answer.&#13;
&#13;
Then he tried it out on Cassie, who LOVES riddles. Her first guess - that she was SO sure about - WRONG. Her second guess (&quot;OOOOH I SEE&quot;) WRONG. Her third guess (&quot;Is it a trick? This?&quot;) WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
Can YOU figure it out before we do?&#13;
&#13;
Here's the Facebook post, verbatim:&#13;
&#13;
Read the riddle. If the answer is incorrect, I can choose any of your photos and you have to post it along with the riddle. If you answer correctly, I write your name in the comments (with a trophy emoji, duh).&#13;
&#13;
Riddle: It’s 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, milk (pasteurized!), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first? Only answer directly to me (DM). Thanks!&#13;
&#13;
Make sure you read it correctly!!! 😂</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Tommy found this riddle on our Operations Director Tracey&amp;#39;s Facebook page, and he THOUGHT he had it figured out. WRONG. Then he REALLY thought he had it right. WRONG. Then he KICKED himself when he found out the answer.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then he tried it out on Cassie, who LOVES riddles. Her first guess - that she was SO sure about - WRONG. Her second guess (&amp;quot;OOOOH I SEE&amp;quot;) WRONG. Her third guess (&amp;quot;Is it a trick? This?&amp;quot;) WRONG.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WRONG.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WRONG.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WRONG.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can YOU figure it out before we do?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#39;s the Facebook post, verbatim:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Read the riddle. If the answer is incorrect, I can choose any of your photos and you have to post it along with the riddle. If you answer correctly, I write your name in the comments (with a trophy emoji, duh).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Riddle: It’s 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, milk (pasteurized!), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first? Only answer directly to me (DM). Thanks!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Make sure you read it correctly!!! 😂&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 13:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>EBuzz: Cardi B Breaks Up With Offset</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 13:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Moe Just Got The Ultimate Drop Mic Over A Celeb</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>According to Moe, when it comes to black actors, there are a few who are ALWAYS dominating the top of every feature list: Denzel Washington, Idris Elba, Michael B. Jordan, Omari Hardwick.&#13;
&#13;
Well, Moe ran into one of them - he was on the same flight, then they were next to each other at baggage claim...and that's where Moe DETHRONED one of the top actors. &#13;
&#13;
Mic. Drop.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>According to Moe, when it comes to black actors, there are a few who are ALWAYS dominating the top of every feature list: Denzel Washington, Idris Elba, Michael B. Jordan, Omari Hardwick.&#13;
&#13;
Well, Moe ran into one of them - he was on the same flight, t...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>According to Moe, when it comes to black actors, there are a few who are ALWAYS dominating the top of every feature list: Denzel Washington, Idris Elba, Michael B. Jordan, Omari Hardwick.&#13;
&#13;
Well, Moe ran into one of them - he was on the same flight, then they were next to each other at baggage claim...and that's where Moe DETHRONED one of the top actors. &#13;
&#13;
Mic. Drop.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;According to Moe, when it comes to black actors, there are a few who are ALWAYS dominating the top of every feature list: Denzel Washington, Idris Elba, Michael B. Jordan, Omari Hardwick.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, Moe ran into one of them - he was on the same flight, then they were next to each other at baggage claim...and that&amp;#39;s where Moe DETHRONED one of the top actors. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mic. Drop.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 13:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>PT 2: No One On The Show Can Figure Out This Riddle...Can You?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Tommy found this riddle on our Operations Director Tracey's Facebook page, and he THOUGHT he had it figured out. WRONG. Then he REALLY thought he had it right. WRONG. Then he KICKED himself when he found out the answer.&#13;
&#13;
Then he tried it out on Cassie, who LOVES riddles. Her first guess - that she was SO sure about - WRONG. Her second guess (&quot;OOOOH I SEE&quot;) WRONG. Her third guess (&quot;Is it a trick? This?&quot;) WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
Can YOU figure it out before we do?&#13;
&#13;
Here's the Facebook post, verbatim:&#13;
&#13;
Read the riddle. If the answer is incorrect, I can choose any of your photos and you have to post it along with the riddle. If you answer correctly, I write your name in the comments (with a trophy emoji, duh).&#13;
&#13;
Riddle: It’s 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, milk (pasteurized!), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first? Only answer directly to me (DM). Thanks!&#13;
&#13;
Make sure you read it correctly!!! 😂</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Tommy found this riddle on our Operations Director Tracey's Facebook page, and he THOUGHT he had it figured out. WRONG. Then he REALLY thought he had it right. WRONG. Then he KICKED himself when he found out the answer.&#13;
&#13;
Then he tried it out on Cassi...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Tommy found this riddle on our Operations Director Tracey's Facebook page, and he THOUGHT he had it figured out. WRONG. Then he REALLY thought he had it right. WRONG. Then he KICKED himself when he found out the answer.&#13;
&#13;
Then he tried it out on Cassie, who LOVES riddles. Her first guess - that she was SO sure about - WRONG. Her second guess (&quot;OOOOH I SEE&quot;) WRONG. Her third guess (&quot;Is it a trick? This?&quot;) WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
WRONG.&#13;
&#13;
Can YOU figure it out before we do?&#13;
&#13;
Here's the Facebook post, verbatim:&#13;
&#13;
Read the riddle. If the answer is incorrect, I can choose any of your photos and you have to post it along with the riddle. If you answer correctly, I write your name in the comments (with a trophy emoji, duh).&#13;
&#13;
Riddle: It’s 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, milk (pasteurized!), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first? Only answer directly to me (DM). Thanks!&#13;
&#13;
Make sure you read it correctly!!! 😂</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Tommy found this riddle on our Operations Director Tracey&amp;#39;s Facebook page, and he THOUGHT he had it figured out. WRONG. Then he REALLY thought he had it right. WRONG. Then he KICKED himself when he found out the answer.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then he tried it out on Cassie, who LOVES riddles. Her first guess - that she was SO sure about - WRONG. Her second guess (&amp;quot;OOOOH I SEE&amp;quot;) WRONG. Her third guess (&amp;quot;Is it a trick? This?&amp;quot;) WRONG.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WRONG.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WRONG.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WRONG.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can YOU figure it out before we do?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#39;s the Facebook post, verbatim:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Read the riddle. If the answer is incorrect, I can choose any of your photos and you have to post it along with the riddle. If you answer correctly, I write your name in the comments (with a trophy emoji, duh).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Riddle: It’s 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, milk (pasteurized!), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first? Only answer directly to me (DM). Thanks!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Make sure you read it correctly!!! 😂&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 13:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Santa Scared Straight: This Kid Lies About His Report Cards...But Can Rap To Drake!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&#13;
&#13;
Santa calls Jaden, who not only is a sore loser, but he's LYING to his mom about his behavior report cards from class! But for all his &quot;Naughty List&quot; faults, he can rap right along with Drake to &quot;Gods Plan!&quot; It's an all new Santa Scared Straight!&#13;
&#13;
If you need Santa to call your kid, enter them here: thebertshow.com/santascaredstraight</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&#13;
&#13;
Santa calls Jaden, who not only is a sore loser, but he's LYING to his mom about his behavior report cards from class! But for all his &quot;Naughty List&quot; faults, he can rap right along with Drake to &quot;Gods Plan!&quot; It's an all new Santa Scared Straight!&#13;
&#13;
If you need Santa to call your kid, enter them here: thebertshow.com/santascaredstraight</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just fill out the form below and send the &amp;quot;North Pole&amp;quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Santa calls Jaden, who not only is a sore loser, but he&amp;#39;s LYING to his mom about his behavior report cards from class! But for all his &amp;quot;Naughty List&amp;quot; faults, he can rap right along with Drake to &amp;quot;Gods Plan!&amp;quot; It&amp;#39;s an all new Santa Scared Straight!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you need Santa to call your kid, enter them here: thebertshow.com/santascaredstraight&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 13:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
</item>
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<title>120518 - 0747 - TOMMY'S RIDDLE PART TWO &amp; MOE SAW A CELEB ON A PLANE</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 13:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<item>
<title>Update: Her Boss Tried To Kiss Her Boyfriend!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>She loves her job, and has always had a really great relationship with her boss. Her company holiday party was last night, and she took her boyfriend with her. It was all going awesome...until she noticed that her boss was being really flirty with her boyfriend.&#13;
&#13;
And then she found out THIS little nugget of jaw-dropping info: when she left him alone for a few minutes, her boss was ALL over him, touching his arm, his face...AND SHE TRIED TO KISS HIM!&#13;
&#13;
Does she say something to her boss about it and risk it being SUPER uncomfortable (and potential retaliation from boss lady)...or just let it be in the past and move on?&#13;
&#13;
We check in to see if she confronted her boss, but there's been a new development in the story...some of her coworkers are telling her that her BOYFRIEND was putting the moves on the BOSS, not the other way around!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>She loves her job, and has always had a really great relationship with her boss. Her company holiday party was last night, and she took her boyfriend with her. It was all going awesome...until she noticed that her boss was being really flirty with her ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>She loves her job, and has always had a really great relationship with her boss. Her company holiday party was last night, and she took her boyfriend with her. It was all going awesome...until she noticed that her boss was being really flirty with her boyfriend.&#13;
&#13;
And then she found out THIS little nugget of jaw-dropping info: when she left him alone for a few minutes, her boss was ALL over him, touching his arm, his face...AND SHE TRIED TO KISS HIM!&#13;
&#13;
Does she say something to her boss about it and risk it being SUPER uncomfortable (and potential retaliation from boss lady)...or just let it be in the past and move on?&#13;
&#13;
We check in to see if she confronted her boss, but there's been a new development in the story...some of her coworkers are telling her that her BOYFRIEND was putting the moves on the BOSS, not the other way around!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;She loves her job, and has always had a really great relationship with her boss. Her company holiday party was last night, and she took her boyfriend with her. It was all going awesome...until she noticed that her boss was being really flirty with her boyfriend.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then she found out THIS little nugget of jaw-dropping info: when she left him alone for a few minutes, her boss was ALL over him, touching his arm, his face...AND SHE TRIED TO KISS HIM!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Does she say something to her boss about it and risk it being SUPER uncomfortable (and potential retaliation from boss lady)...or just let it be in the past and move on?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We check in to see if she confronted her boss, but there&amp;#39;s been a new development in the story...some of her coworkers are telling her that her BOYFRIEND was putting the moves on the BOSS, not the other way around!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 13:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Pete Davidson Blocked Ariana Grande!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 12:48:48 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ask An Elf: Santa's Elves Are Back In Studio!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Since we've got the direct hook up with Santa, he agreed to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio!&#13;
&#13;
So, we've got three elves - Trixie from last year - and two new friends, Jelly Bean &amp; Lil' Juicy - in studio to answer ANY question you have, Christmas-related or not.&#13;
&#13;
From relationship advice to behind-the-scenes scoop on who's on the Naughty &amp; Nice list, ask them anything:</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Since we've got the direct hook up with Santa, he agreed to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio!&#13;
&#13;
So, we've got three elves - Trixie from last year - and two new friends, Jelly Bean &amp; Lil' Juicy - in studio to answer ANY qu...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Since we've got the direct hook up with Santa, he agreed to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio!&#13;
&#13;
So, we've got three elves - Trixie from last year - and two new friends, Jelly Bean &amp; Lil' Juicy - in studio to answer ANY question you have, Christmas-related or not.&#13;
&#13;
From relationship advice to behind-the-scenes scoop on who's on the Naughty &amp; Nice list, ask them anything:</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Since we&amp;#39;ve got the direct hook up with Santa, he agreed to send some elves down from the North Pole to visit us in studio!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, we&amp;#39;ve got three elves - Trixie from last year - and two new friends, Jelly Bean &amp;amp; Lil&amp;#39; Juicy - in studio to answer ANY question you have, Christmas-related or not.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From relationship advice to behind-the-scenes scoop on who&amp;#39;s on the Naughty &amp;amp; Nice list, ask them anything:&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 12:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Update: She Has Her First Big Interview...And She's About To FAIL It</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Our Intern Stefani has something BIG coming up: her first real job interview. And while that's totally awesome - and we're all so excited for her, because it's a big deal (and rightly so) - she's FREAKING OUT. She has NO idea how to handle it.&#13;
&#13;
So, we throw a few mock questions at her...and let's just say it doesn't go well.&#13;
&#13;
Well, Intern Stefani had the interview, and we get the update on how she did...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Our Intern Stefani has something BIG coming up: her first real job interview. And while that's totally awesome - and we're all so excited for her, because it's a big deal (and rightly so) - she's FREAKING OUT. She has NO idea how to handle it.&#13;
&#13;
So, w...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Our Intern Stefani has something BIG coming up: her first real job interview. And while that's totally awesome - and we're all so excited for her, because it's a big deal (and rightly so) - she's FREAKING OUT. She has NO idea how to handle it.&#13;
&#13;
So, we throw a few mock questions at her...and let's just say it doesn't go well.&#13;
&#13;
Well, Intern Stefani had the interview, and we get the update on how she did...</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Our Intern Stefani has something BIG coming up: her first real job interview. And while that&amp;#39;s totally awesome - and we&amp;#39;re all so excited for her, because it&amp;#39;s a big deal (and rightly so) - she&amp;#39;s FREAKING OUT. She has NO idea how to handle it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, we throw a few mock questions at her...and let&amp;#39;s just say it doesn&amp;#39;t go well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, Intern Stefani had the interview, and we get the update on how she did...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 12:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>This Surprise Tinder Date Is A Funeral + Moe Needs To Make Things Right</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<itunes:duration>609</itunes:duration>
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<description>Doing the right thing isn't always easy, even if you WANT to do it. And Moe's making himself do what he thinks is the right thing...and it all has to do with Intern Blake.&#13;
&#13;
Moe and Intern Blake have been pitted against each other and have even squared off a few times...and now Moe's about to do something really hard: the right thing.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Doing the right thing isn't always easy, even if you WANT to do it. And Moe's making himself do what he thinks is the right thing...and it all has to do with Intern Blake.&#13;
&#13;
Moe and Intern Blake have been pitted against each other and have even square...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Doing the right thing isn't always easy, even if you WANT to do it. And Moe's making himself do what he thinks is the right thing...and it all has to do with Intern Blake.&#13;
&#13;
Moe and Intern Blake have been pitted against each other and have even squared off a few times...and now Moe's about to do something really hard: the right thing.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Doing the right thing isn&amp;#39;t always easy, even if you WANT to do it. And Moe&amp;#39;s making himself do what he thinks is the right thing...and it all has to do with Intern Blake.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Moe and Intern Blake have been pitted against each other and have even squared off a few times...and now Moe&amp;#39;s about to do something really hard: the right thing.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 12:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Kristin Forces Herself To Share This Nugget Of Info</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 11:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>The Holiday Tipping Guide: Who Should You Tip?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>The holidays are here, but who do you have to tip? And how much?&#13;
&#13;
Here are a few of professions we’ve heard of tipping in the past, but make sure you don't leave someone out...or tip them the wrong way!&#13;
&#13;
(Did you know that U.S. postal workers can’t legally accept monetary donations?)&#13;
&#13;
Regular Babysitter: One evening’s pay and a small gift from your child.&#13;
&#13;
Dog Walker: Up to one week’s pay or a gift.&#13;
&#13;
Teachers: A gift from your child. (And nothing &quot;Apple&quot; themed, please!)&#13;
&#13;
Hair Stylist: The cost of one visit.&#13;
&#13;
More professions at thebertshow.com</description>
<itunes:subtitle>The holidays are here, but who do you have to tip? And how much?&#13;
&#13;
Here are a few of professions we’ve heard of tipping in the past, but make sure you don't leave someone out...or tip them the wrong way!&#13;
&#13;
(Did you know that U.S. postal workers can’t...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The holidays are here, but who do you have to tip? And how much?&#13;
&#13;
Here are a few of professions we’ve heard of tipping in the past, but make sure you don't leave someone out...or tip them the wrong way!&#13;
&#13;
(Did you know that U.S. postal workers can’t legally accept monetary donations?)&#13;
&#13;
Regular Babysitter: One evening’s pay and a small gift from your child.&#13;
&#13;
Dog Walker: Up to one week’s pay or a gift.&#13;
&#13;
Teachers: A gift from your child. (And nothing &quot;Apple&quot; themed, please!)&#13;
&#13;
Hair Stylist: The cost of one visit.&#13;
&#13;
More professions at thebertshow.com</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Here are a few of professions we’ve heard of tipping in the past, but make sure you don&amp;#39;t leave someone out...or tip them the wrong way!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Did you know that U.S. postal workers can’t legally accept monetary donations?)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Regular Babysitter: One evening’s pay and a small gift from your child.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dog Walker: Up to one week’s pay or a gift.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Teachers: A gift from your child. (And nothing &amp;quot;Apple&amp;quot; themed, please!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hair Stylist: The cost of one visit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;More professions at thebertshow.com&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2018 11:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Stream The Show: Tuesday, December 4, 2018</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 14:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Walter Has A Very Special Christmas Revival Recap For Us</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 14:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Intern Solomon Defends Against Something Bert HATES</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>If you've listened to the show the last week, then you know that when we talked about the Holiday Petty Hills we'd die on, that Bert said he can't STAND Mariah Carey's &quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You.&quot; &#13;
&#13;
HOW. DARE. YOU.&#13;
&#13;
And Intern Solomon is here to defend it...with SCIENCE.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>If you've listened to the show the last week, then you know that when we talked about the Holiday Petty Hills we'd die on, that Bert said he can't STAND Mariah Carey's &quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You.&quot; &#13;
&#13;
HOW. DARE. YOU.&#13;
&#13;
And Intern Solomon is here...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>If you've listened to the show the last week, then you know that when we talked about the Holiday Petty Hills we'd die on, that Bert said he can't STAND Mariah Carey's &quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You.&quot; &#13;
&#13;
HOW. DARE. YOU.&#13;
&#13;
And Intern Solomon is here to defend it...with SCIENCE.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;If you&amp;#39;ve listened to the show the last week, then you know that when we talked about the Holiday Petty Hills we&amp;#39;d die on, that Bert said he can&amp;#39;t STAND Mariah Carey&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOW. DARE. YOU.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And Intern Solomon is here to defend it...with SCIENCE.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 14:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Update: Is She Using Her Daughter To Steal Her Ex Back?!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert Show listener Samantha has a problem...but she's not really sure how to handle it, because it's pretty tricky. She's been with her boyfriend for nine months and it's their first Christmas together. But here's the thing: she thinks just maybe his ex is trying to worm her way BACK into his life...using her daughter!&#13;
&#13;
The backstory: he was in a long-term relationship with his ex for 4 or 5 years, and they lived together. She has an 8-year-old daughter. While he's not the biological dad, (the real dad dipped out shortly after she was born), he's been there pretty much her entire life, in that father figure role.&#13;
&#13;
So, the ex has been asking him to do family-style holiday stuff with them about twice a week, and Samantha's starting to get suspicious...but does she have any right to say anything?!&#13;
&#13;
You guys were torn - some said to have Samantha stay out of it, others said Samantha should go ON the holiday hangouts with him...so what did she do? We get the update!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert Show listener Samantha has a problem...but she's not really sure how to handle it, because it's pretty tricky. She's been with her boyfriend for nine months and it's their first Christmas together. But here's the thing: she thinks just maybe his e...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert Show listener Samantha has a problem...but she's not really sure how to handle it, because it's pretty tricky. She's been with her boyfriend for nine months and it's their first Christmas together. But here's the thing: she thinks just maybe his ex is trying to worm her way BACK into his life...using her daughter!&#13;
&#13;
The backstory: he was in a long-term relationship with his ex for 4 or 5 years, and they lived together. She has an 8-year-old daughter. While he's not the biological dad, (the real dad dipped out shortly after she was born), he's been there pretty much her entire life, in that father figure role.&#13;
&#13;
So, the ex has been asking him to do family-style holiday stuff with them about twice a week, and Samantha's starting to get suspicious...but does she have any right to say anything?!&#13;
&#13;
You guys were torn - some said to have Samantha stay out of it, others said Samantha should go ON the holiday hangouts with him...so what did she do? We get the update!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert Show listener Samantha has a problem...but she&amp;#39;s not really sure how to handle it, because it&amp;#39;s pretty tricky. She&amp;#39;s been with her boyfriend for nine months and it&amp;#39;s their first Christmas together. But here&amp;#39;s the thing: she thinks just maybe his ex is trying to worm her way BACK into his life...using her daughter!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The backstory: he was in a long-term relationship with his ex for 4 or 5 years, and they lived together. She has an 8-year-old daughter. While he&amp;#39;s not the biological dad, (the real dad dipped out shortly after she was born), he&amp;#39;s been there pretty much her entire life, in that father figure role.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, the ex has been asking him to do family-style holiday stuff with them about twice a week, and Samantha&amp;#39;s starting to get suspicious...but does she have any right to say anything?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You guys were torn - some said to have Samantha stay out of it, others said Samantha should go ON the holiday hangouts with him...so what did she do? We get the update!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 14:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Bert Show Family Meeting: Davi Explains Why She Was Gone</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>If you've listened the past few days, you would have noticed that a key voice was missing - Davi wasn't on mic. She's back, and we're so glad to have her back here in studio, but we're heartbroken for her over the reason why she wasn't around for a few days. &#13;
&#13;
She'll explain what's going on in her own words...it's time for a heavy Bert Show Family Meeting.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>If you've listened the past few days, you would have noticed that a key voice was missing - Davi wasn't on mic. She's back, and we're so glad to have her back here in studio, but we're heartbroken for her over the reason why she wasn't around for a few...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>If you've listened the past few days, you would have noticed that a key voice was missing - Davi wasn't on mic. She's back, and we're so glad to have her back here in studio, but we're heartbroken for her over the reason why she wasn't around for a few days. &#13;
&#13;
She'll explain what's going on in her own words...it's time for a heavy Bert Show Family Meeting.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;If you&amp;#39;ve listened the past few days, you would have noticed that a key voice was missing - Davi wasn&amp;#39;t on mic. She&amp;#39;s back, and we&amp;#39;re so glad to have her back here in studio, but we&amp;#39;re heartbroken for her over the reason why she wasn&amp;#39;t around for a few days. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She&amp;#39;ll explain what&amp;#39;s going on in her own words...it&amp;#39;s time for a heavy Bert Show Family Meeting.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 13:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Help Kristin Avoid Embarrassing Herself On A Plane Again</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Kristin was on a flight the other day, and because she's flown a LOT this year, Delta graciously gave her a bump up to first class (hell yeah!). And who sat behind her? None other than Delta CEO, Ed Bastian! Kristin had just hosted the Rally Foundation Bash, at which he was a speaker, so she turned around to say hi.&#13;
&#13;
But here's the thing: if you've been on a plane, you know how easy it is to see someone else's TV screen. And what are you supposed to watch when the CEO of one of the biggest companies in the world can see what you're watching?&#13;
&#13;
She picked something she thought was safe - &quot;Devil Wears Prada&quot; - but the opening credits are all half naked women in lingerie. And this is NOT the first time something like this has happened to her on the plane.&#13;
&#13;
What other movies should you be warned about - movies that you wouldn't think had scandalous scenes, but low key are NOT ok to watch with certain people around you in public?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Kristin was on a flight the other day, and because she's flown a LOT this year, Delta graciously gave her a bump up to first class (hell yeah!). And who sat behind her? None other than Delta CEO, Ed Bastian! Kristin had just hosted the Rally Foundation...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Kristin was on a flight the other day, and because she's flown a LOT this year, Delta graciously gave her a bump up to first class (hell yeah!). And who sat behind her? None other than Delta CEO, Ed Bastian! Kristin had just hosted the Rally Foundation Bash, at which he was a speaker, so she turned around to say hi.&#13;
&#13;
But here's the thing: if you've been on a plane, you know how easy it is to see someone else's TV screen. And what are you supposed to watch when the CEO of one of the biggest companies in the world can see what you're watching?&#13;
&#13;
She picked something she thought was safe - &quot;Devil Wears Prada&quot; - but the opening credits are all half naked women in lingerie. And this is NOT the first time something like this has happened to her on the plane.&#13;
&#13;
What other movies should you be warned about - movies that you wouldn't think had scandalous scenes, but low key are NOT ok to watch with certain people around you in public?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Kristin was on a flight the other day, and because she&amp;#39;s flown a LOT this year, Delta graciously gave her a bump up to first class (hell yeah!). And who sat behind her? None other than Delta CEO, Ed Bastian! Kristin had just hosted the Rally Foundation Bash, at which he was a speaker, so she turned around to say hi.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But here&amp;#39;s the thing: if you&amp;#39;ve been on a plane, you know how easy it is to see someone else&amp;#39;s TV screen. And what are you supposed to watch when the CEO of one of the biggest companies in the world can see what you&amp;#39;re watching?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She picked something she thought was safe - &amp;quot;Devil Wears Prada&amp;quot; - but the opening credits are all half naked women in lingerie. And this is NOT the first time something like this has happened to her on the plane.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What other movies should you be warned about - movies that you wouldn&amp;#39;t think had scandalous scenes, but low key are NOT ok to watch with certain people around you in public?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 13:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Her Boss Tried To Kiss Her Boyfriend!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>She loves her job, and has always had a really great relationship with her boss. Her company holiday party was last night, and she took her boyfriend with her. It was all going awesome...until she noticed that her boss was being really flirty with her boyfriend.&#13;
&#13;
And then she found out THIS little nugget of jaw-dropping info: when she left him alone for a few minutes, her boss was ALL over him, touching his arm, his face...AND SHE TRIED TO KISS HIM!&#13;
&#13;
Does she say something to her boss about it and risk it being SUPER uncomfortable (and potential retaliation from boss lady)...or just let it be in the past and move on?</description>
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&#13;
And then she found out THIS little nugget of jaw-dropping info: when she left him alone for a few minutes, her boss was ALL over him, touching his arm, his face...AND SHE TRIED TO KISS HIM!&#13;
&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;And then she found out THIS little nugget of jaw-dropping info: when she left him alone for a few minutes, her boss was ALL over him, touching his arm, his face...AND SHE TRIED TO KISS HIM!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Does she say something to her boss about it and risk it being SUPER uncomfortable (and potential retaliation from boss lady)...or just let it be in the past and move on?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 13:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Retail Vent Line Is Back!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
ESPECIALLY if you work in retail and then you get THOSE customers. They stay past closing. They make a mess. They ask dumb questions. They're rude. We get it! But don't lose your job by taking it out on them&gt;/i&gt; - take it out on our Retail Vent Line! &#13;
&#13;
Go ahead, and vent to us: it's anonymous and we'll bleep out any profanity! 1-844-TBS-VENT</description>
<itunes:subtitle>It’s the holidays. We know, we know, they’re delightful, snowy, laden with love, laughter, and colorful lights. What we forget every year is how it masks stress, crazy family members and the stress of holiday shopping.&#13;
&#13;
ESPECIALLY if you work in reta...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
ESPECIALLY if you work in retail and then you get THOSE customers. They stay past closing. They make a mess. They ask dumb questions. They're rude. We get it! But don't lose your job by taking it out on them&gt;/i&gt; - take it out on our Retail Vent Line! &#13;
&#13;
Go ahead, and vent to us: it's anonymous and we'll bleep out any profanity! 1-844-TBS-VENT</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;ESPECIALLY if you work in retail and then you get THOSE customers. They stay past closing. They make a mess. They ask dumb questions. They&amp;#39;re rude. We get it! But don&amp;#39;t lose your job by taking it out on them&amp;gt;/i&amp;gt; - take it out on our Retail Vent Line! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Go ahead, and vent to us: it&amp;#39;s anonymous and we&amp;#39;ll bleep out any profanity! 1-844-TBS-VENT&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 13:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Madonna Calls Out Lady Gaga For Stealing</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 12:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tradio: Did This Dog Butler Finally Find A Home?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>How it works: There is an item in your home that your significant other loves but you have to get rid of it. For example - that dusty college recliner seat that is throwing off the living room theme and you want it OUT of there. We tell you on-air what we have to trade, then you call us with your item! If we both agree to a trade - what we have is yours and we'll take your stuff off your hands!&#13;
&#13;
The catch: We have to trade up in value, so you can bet we’re not trading a limited edition painting for a pen that your significant other chews on.&#13;
&#13;
We're are starting off with  Kristin's shag rug that use to sit in her living room.&#13;
&#13;
April wants to trade a dog butler statue that has to go and Kristin accepted!&#13;
&#13;
&#13;
&#13;
But what we got for this dog statue today is way, way creepy. It was found in the rural woods, and we're pretty (100%) sure that it was either used in a ritual or is haunted.&#13;
&#13;
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN TRADIO - we just got SHUT DOWN!&#13;
&#13;
What are we gonna do with this dog now?!</description>
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<itunes:summary>How it works: There is an item in your home that your significant other loves but you have to get rid of it. For example - that dusty college recliner seat that is throwing off the living room theme and you want it OUT of there. We tell you on-air what we have to trade, then you call us with your item! If we both agree to a trade - what we have is yours and we'll take your stuff off your hands!&#13;
&#13;
The catch: We have to trade up in value, so you can bet we’re not trading a limited edition painting for a pen that your significant other chews on.&#13;
&#13;
We're are starting off with  Kristin's shag rug that use to sit in her living room.&#13;
&#13;
April wants to trade a dog butler statue that has to go and Kristin accepted!&#13;
&#13;
&#13;
&#13;
But what we got for this dog statue today is way, way creepy. It was found in the rural woods, and we're pretty (100%) sure that it was either used in a ritual or is haunted.&#13;
&#13;
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN TRADIO - we just got SHUT DOWN!&#13;
&#13;
What are we gonna do with this dog now?!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;The catch: We have to trade up in value, so you can bet we’re not trading a limited edition painting for a pen that your significant other chews on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;re are starting off with  Kristin&amp;#39;s shag rug that use to sit in her living room.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;April wants to trade a dog butler statue that has to go and Kristin accepted!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But what we got for this dog statue today is way, way creepy. It was found in the rural woods, and we&amp;#39;re pretty (100%) sure that it was either used in a ritual or is haunted.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN TRADIO - we just got SHUT DOWN!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What are we gonna do with this dog now?!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 12:46:38 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>These Students Are Cyberbaiting Their Teachers!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Have you ever heard of cyberbaiting? Students are baiting their teachers - riling them up and pushing them to their limits, and when the teachers (who are only human) finally SNAP - students are there and ready with their cameras, capturing every moment.&#13;
&#13;
They then either post this videos online to get their teachers in trouble - OR - they use it to BLACKMAIL their teachers! Other students are breaking into their teacher's phones and stealing private information and using that to get better grades.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Have you ever heard of cyberbaiting? Students are baiting their teachers - riling them up and pushing them to their limits, and when the teachers (who are only human) finally SNAP - students are there and ready with their cameras, capturing every momen...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Have you ever heard of cyberbaiting? Students are baiting their teachers - riling them up and pushing them to their limits, and when the teachers (who are only human) finally SNAP - students are there and ready with their cameras, capturing every moment.&#13;
&#13;
They then either post this videos online to get their teachers in trouble - OR - they use it to BLACKMAIL their teachers! Other students are breaking into their teacher's phones and stealing private information and using that to get better grades.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Have you ever heard of cyberbaiting? Students are baiting their teachers - riling them up and pushing them to their limits, and when the teachers (who are only human) finally SNAP - students are there and ready with their cameras, capturing every moment.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They then either post this videos online to get their teachers in trouble - OR - they use it to BLACKMAIL their teachers! Other students are breaking into their teacher&amp;#39;s phones and stealing private information and using that to get better grades.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 12:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Millennial Christmas Carols PT 2: Should This Intern Get To Do This?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the millennials in studio - aka our interns - pull out a song title (Davi and Cassie got immunity because they did them in the past!). So, the interns are gonna have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.&#13;
&#13;
So, we decided to put a bunch of t...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.&#13;
&#13;
So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the millennials in studio - aka our interns - pull out a song title (Davi and Cassie got immunity because they did them in the past!). So, the interns are gonna have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the millennials in studio - aka our interns - pull out a song title (Davi and Cassie got immunity because they did them in the past!). So, the interns are gonna have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 12:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Lindsay Lohan Wishes The Press Would Be Nice To Her</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 11:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Cassie Is Banning This Word From Her Marriage...Should You, Too?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
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<itunes:summary>Cassie has only been married three weeks, and she's already banning a specific word from her marriage...and thinks that maybe you should consider it, too.&#13;
&#13;
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<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Cassie has only been married three weeks, and she&amp;#39;s already banning a specific word from her marriage...and thinks that maybe you should consider it, too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why? Because it&amp;#39;s a word that&amp;#39;s a slippery slope to bad relationship dynamics (that maybe work for some people, but most would be totally against it), and it represents a kind of relationship that she&amp;#39;s really against...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 11:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stream The Show: Monday, December 3, 2018</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>We Ruin This Christmas Song + Walter Ruins This Christmas Movie</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description> &#13;
&#13;
Over the last few years, there's been a sentiment building that the Christmas classic &quot;Baby It's Cold Outside&quot; gives off a slightly uncomfortable vibe.&#13;
&#13;
Where it used to be considered cute and flirty, now people are starting to see it as a song about a guy who simply won't take no for an answer.  There are those who even see an element of date rape in the song...especially when the woman says, &quot;Say, what's in this drink?&quot;&#13;
&#13;
With that in mind, the Cleveland radio station Star 102 dropped the song from its Christmas playlist.&#13;
&#13;
They made the announcement in a blog where they said it was the listeners who actually made the call.&#13;
&#13;
They said the song now seems &quot;very manipulative and wrong,&quot; and added, &quot;In a world where #MeToo has finally given women the voice they deserve, the song has no place.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Now, when they said the listeners were the ones who made the call, they were referring to an online poll they did, asking which Christmas songs they should play.  But you can't see the results of that poll.&#13;
&#13;
They also put up a Facebook poll specifically asking whether or not they should play &quot;Baby It's Cold Outside&quot;.&#13;
&#13;
If you vote, you can see the results.  And as of last night, it was 94% to 6% in favor of keeping &quot;Baby It's Cold Outside&quot;.  The poll is still open, but it seems obvious how this is going to turn out.&#13;
&#13;
The people commenting on the poll are making themselves heard too, and they're livid.  Maybe a little too livid.  It's amazing, and frankly kind of sad, just how upset people are getting over this.&#13;
&#13;
Some people are actually accusing Star 102 of staging this whole thing for publicity, &#13;
&#13;
But one couple took things one step further and rewrote the entire song...and we're not sure how we feel about it.&#13;
&#13;
And then - AND THEN - WALTER is about to ruin one of your favorite Christmas movies!</description>
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&#13;
Over the last few years, there's been a sentiment building that the Christmas classic &quot;Baby It's Cold Outside&quot; gives off a slightly uncomfortable vibe.&#13;
&#13;
Where it used to be considered cute and flirty, now people are starting to see it as a song...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary> &#13;
&#13;
Over the last few years, there's been a sentiment building that the Christmas classic &quot;Baby It's Cold Outside&quot; gives off a slightly uncomfortable vibe.&#13;
&#13;
Where it used to be considered cute and flirty, now people are starting to see it as a song about a guy who simply won't take no for an answer.  There are those who even see an element of date rape in the song...especially when the woman says, &quot;Say, what's in this drink?&quot;&#13;
&#13;
With that in mind, the Cleveland radio station Star 102 dropped the song from its Christmas playlist.&#13;
&#13;
They made the announcement in a blog where they said it was the listeners who actually made the call.&#13;
&#13;
They said the song now seems &quot;very manipulative and wrong,&quot; and added, &quot;In a world where #MeToo has finally given women the voice they deserve, the song has no place.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Now, when they said the listeners were the ones who made the call, they were referring to an online poll they did, asking which Christmas songs they should play.  But you can't see the results of that poll.&#13;
&#13;
They also put up a Facebook poll specifically asking whether or not they should play &quot;Baby It's Cold Outside&quot;.&#13;
&#13;
If you vote, you can see the results.  And as of last night, it was 94% to 6% in favor of keeping &quot;Baby It's Cold Outside&quot;.  The poll is still open, but it seems obvious how this is going to turn out.&#13;
&#13;
The people commenting on the poll are making themselves heard too, and they're livid.  Maybe a little too livid.  It's amazing, and frankly kind of sad, just how upset people are getting over this.&#13;
&#13;
Some people are actually accusing Star 102 of staging this whole thing for publicity, &#13;
&#13;
But one couple took things one step further and rewrote the entire song...and we're not sure how we feel about it.&#13;
&#13;
And then - AND THEN - WALTER is about to ruin one of your favorite Christmas movies!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Where it used to be considered cute and flirty, now people are starting to see it as a song about a guy who simply won&amp;#39;t take no for an answer.  There are those who even see an element of date rape in the song...especially when the woman says, &amp;quot;Say, what&amp;#39;s in this drink?&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;With that in mind, the Cleveland radio station Star 102 dropped the song from its Christmas playlist.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They made the announcement in a blog where they said it was the listeners who actually made the call.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They said the song now seems &amp;quot;very manipulative and wrong,&amp;quot; and added, &amp;quot;In a world where #MeToo has finally given women the voice they deserve, the song has no place.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, when they said the listeners were the ones who made the call, they were referring to an online poll they did, asking which Christmas songs they should play.  But you can&amp;#39;t see the results of that poll.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They also put up a Facebook poll specifically asking whether or not they should play &amp;quot;Baby It&amp;#39;s Cold Outside&amp;quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you vote, you can see the results.  And as of last night, it was 94% to 6% in favor of keeping &amp;quot;Baby It&amp;#39;s Cold Outside&amp;quot;.  The poll is still open, but it seems obvious how this is going to turn out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The people commenting on the poll are making themselves heard too, and they&amp;#39;re livid.  Maybe a little too livid.  It&amp;#39;s amazing, and frankly kind of sad, just how upset people are getting over this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some people are actually accusing Star 102 of staging this whole thing for publicity, &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But one couple took things one step further and rewrote the entire song...and we&amp;#39;re not sure how we feel about it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then - AND THEN - WALTER is about to ruin one of your favorite Christmas movies!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 14:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Is She Using Her Daughter To Steal Her Ex Back?!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert Show listener Samantha has a problem...but she's not really sure how to handle it, because it's pretty tricky. She's been with her boyfriend for nine months and it's their first Christmas together. But here's the thing: she thinks just maybe his ex is trying to worm her way BACK into his life...using her daughter!&#13;
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The backstory: he was in a long-term relationship with his ex for 4 or 5 years, and they lived together. She has an 8-year-old daughter. While he's not the biological dad, (the real dad dipped out shortly after she was born), he's been there pretty much her entire life, in that father figure role.&#13;
&#13;
So, the ex has been asking him to do family-style holiday stuff with them about twice a week, and Samantha's starting to get suspicious...but does she have any right to say anything?!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert Show listener Samantha has a problem...but she's not really sure how to handle it, because it's pretty tricky. She's been with her boyfriend for nine months and it's their first Christmas together. But here's the thing: she thinks just maybe his e...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert Show listener Samantha has a problem...but she's not really sure how to handle it, because it's pretty tricky. She's been with her boyfriend for nine months and it's their first Christmas together. But here's the thing: she thinks just maybe his ex is trying to worm her way BACK into his life...using her daughter!&#13;
&#13;
The backstory: he was in a long-term relationship with his ex for 4 or 5 years, and they lived together. She has an 8-year-old daughter. While he's not the biological dad, (the real dad dipped out shortly after she was born), he's been there pretty much her entire life, in that father figure role.&#13;
&#13;
So, the ex has been asking him to do family-style holiday stuff with them about twice a week, and Samantha's starting to get suspicious...but does she have any right to say anything?!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert Show listener Samantha has a problem...but she&amp;#39;s not really sure how to handle it, because it&amp;#39;s pretty tricky. She&amp;#39;s been with her boyfriend for nine months and it&amp;#39;s their first Christmas together. But here&amp;#39;s the thing: she thinks just maybe his ex is trying to worm her way BACK into his life...using her daughter!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The backstory: he was in a long-term relationship with his ex for 4 or 5 years, and they lived together. She has an 8-year-old daughter. While he&amp;#39;s not the biological dad, (the real dad dipped out shortly after she was born), he&amp;#39;s been there pretty much her entire life, in that father figure role.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, the ex has been asking him to do family-style holiday stuff with them about twice a week, and Samantha&amp;#39;s starting to get suspicious...but does she have any right to say anything?!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 14:09:26 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>We're Getting More Big Thank You Responses Back! </title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 14:09:05 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Moe's Ex-Boss Got Him Back Years Later</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Moe did his boss a HUGE favor years ago, when his boss found himself hiding out in the public bathroom, covered in vomit, while the BIG bosses were in town and he was supposed to have a meeting with them.&#13;
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And YEARS later...Moe's boss finally got him back!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Moe did his boss a HUGE favor years ago, when his boss found himself hiding out in the public bathroom, covered in vomit, while the BIG bosses were in town and he was supposed to have a meeting with them.&#13;
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And YEARS later...Moe's boss finally got him...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Moe did his boss a HUGE favor years ago, when his boss found himself hiding out in the public bathroom, covered in vomit, while the BIG bosses were in town and he was supposed to have a meeting with them.&#13;
&#13;
And YEARS later...Moe's boss finally got him back!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Moe did his boss a HUGE favor years ago, when his boss found himself hiding out in the public bathroom, covered in vomit, while the BIG bosses were in town and he was supposed to have a meeting with them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And YEARS later...Moe&amp;#39;s boss finally got him back!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 13:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Cassie Is Breaking Holiday Protocol + Tell Me Something Good!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. That all hope isn't lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don't hear about them.&#13;
&#13;
And that's why we do it: tell me something good.&#13;
&#13;
From the hundreds who showed up at a lonely veteran's funeral to the UPS driver who adopted a dog who wouldn't say no, to Secret Santa paying off layaways and a stranger returning a wallet with EXTRA cash in it, here's what's good in the world!&#13;
&#13;
But first - Cassie is breaking holiday protocol, and she thinks it something that might help EVERYONE out. Zero pressure, y'all.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. Tha...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Let's be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it's so, so important to talk about what's going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn't gone altogether. That all hope isn't lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don't hear about them.&#13;
&#13;
And that's why we do it: tell me something good.&#13;
&#13;
From the hundreds who showed up at a lonely veteran's funeral to the UPS driver who adopted a dog who wouldn't say no, to Secret Santa paying off layaways and a stranger returning a wallet with EXTRA cash in it, here's what's good in the world!&#13;
&#13;
But first - Cassie is breaking holiday protocol, and she thinks it something that might help EVERYONE out. Zero pressure, y'all.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Let&amp;#39;s be honest, lately reality has been crushing. And while it&amp;#39;s so, so important to talk about what&amp;#39;s going on, sometimes you need to be reminded that there IS good in the world. That love, kindness, fairness and generosity isn&amp;#39;t gone altogether. That all hope isn&amp;#39;t lost, and there are good deeds happening, all around us - we just don&amp;#39;t hear about them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And that&amp;#39;s why we do it: tell me something good.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From the hundreds who showed up at a lonely veteran&amp;#39;s funeral to the UPS driver who adopted a dog who wouldn&amp;#39;t say no, to Secret Santa paying off layaways and a stranger returning a wallet with EXTRA cash in it, here&amp;#39;s what&amp;#39;s good in the world!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But first - Cassie is breaking holiday protocol, and she thinks it something that might help EVERYONE out. Zero pressure, y&amp;#39;all.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 13:33:43 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Texting Tutor Update: She Wants To Ask Her Estranged Best Friend To Be Her Maid of Honor</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Jacqueline and her friend had a falling out a few years ago because of how much time she was spending with her boyfriend. Now she’s engaged and wants her friend to be the maid of honor... and last time we talked to her, we had just set up a brunch where she could ask.&#13;
&#13;
We get Jacqueline back on to see how the brunch date went with her former BFF...and let's just say what happened and her back-and-forth reactions to it led Kristin to give her the reality check she seriously needed.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Jacqueline and her friend had a falling out a few years ago because of how much time she was spending with her boyfriend. Now she’s engaged and wants her friend to be the maid of honor... and last time we talked to her, we had just set up a brunch wher...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Jacqueline and her friend had a falling out a few years ago because of how much time she was spending with her boyfriend. Now she’s engaged and wants her friend to be the maid of honor... and last time we talked to her, we had just set up a brunch where she could ask.&#13;
&#13;
We get Jacqueline back on to see how the brunch date went with her former BFF...and let's just say what happened and her back-and-forth reactions to it led Kristin to give her the reality check she seriously needed.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Jacqueline and her friend had a falling out a few years ago because of how much time she was spending with her boyfriend. Now she’s engaged and wants her friend to be the maid of honor... and last time we talked to her, we had just set up a brunch where she could ask.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We get Jacqueline back on to see how the brunch date went with her former BFF...and let&amp;#39;s just say what happened and her back-and-forth reactions to it led Kristin to give her the reality check she seriously needed.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 13:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Nick Jonas &amp; Priyanka Chopra’s Wedding Cost How Much?!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 12:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Tradio Update: We'll Take The Items That Your Significant Other Hates</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>How it works: There is an item in your home that your significant other loves but you have to get rid of it. For example - that dusty college recliner seat that is throwing off the living room theme and you want it OUT of there. We tell you on-air what we have to trade, then you call us with your item! If we both agree to a trade - what we have is yours and we'll take your stuff off your hands!&#13;
&#13;
The catch: We have to trade up in value, so you can bet we’re not trading a limited edition painting for a pen that your significant other chews on.&#13;
&#13;
But what we got for this dog statue today is way, way creepy. It was found in the rural woods, and we're pretty (100%) sure that it was either used in a ritual or is haunted.&#13;
&#13;
We're are starting off with  Kristin's shag rug that use to sit in her living room.&#13;
&#13;
April wants to trade a dog butler statue that has to go and Kristin accepted!&#13;
&#13;
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN TRADIO - we just got SHUT DOWN!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>How it works: There is an item in your home that your significant other loves but you have to get rid of it. For example - that dusty college recliner seat that is throwing off the living room theme and you want it OUT of there. We tell you on-air what...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>How it works: There is an item in your home that your significant other loves but you have to get rid of it. For example - that dusty college recliner seat that is throwing off the living room theme and you want it OUT of there. We tell you on-air what we have to trade, then you call us with your item! If we both agree to a trade - what we have is yours and we'll take your stuff off your hands!&#13;
&#13;
The catch: We have to trade up in value, so you can bet we’re not trading a limited edition painting for a pen that your significant other chews on.&#13;
&#13;
But what we got for this dog statue today is way, way creepy. It was found in the rural woods, and we're pretty (100%) sure that it was either used in a ritual or is haunted.&#13;
&#13;
We're are starting off with  Kristin's shag rug that use to sit in her living room.&#13;
&#13;
April wants to trade a dog butler statue that has to go and Kristin accepted!&#13;
&#13;
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN TRADIO - we just got SHUT DOWN!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;How it works: There is an item in your home that your significant other loves but you have to get rid of it. For example - that dusty college recliner seat that is throwing off the living room theme and you want it OUT of there. We tell you on-air what we have to trade, then you call us with your item! If we both agree to a trade - what we have is yours and we&amp;#39;ll take your stuff off your hands!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The catch: We have to trade up in value, so you can bet we’re not trading a limited edition painting for a pen that your significant other chews on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But what we got for this dog statue today is way, way creepy. It was found in the rural woods, and we&amp;#39;re pretty (100%) sure that it was either used in a ritual or is haunted.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;re are starting off with  Kristin&amp;#39;s shag rug that use to sit in her living room.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;April wants to trade a dog butler statue that has to go and Kristin accepted!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN TRADIO - we just got SHUT DOWN!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 12:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Santa Scared Straight: This Kid Pushes His Mom And Breaks His Sister's Toys!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&#13;
&#13;
Santa calls Peyton, who has been breaking toys (including throwing his sister's new birthday toys down the stairs), pushing his mom and saying he hates her!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&#13;
&#13;
Santa calls Peyton, who has been breaking toys (including throwing his sister's new birthday toys down the stairs), pushing his mom and saying he hates her!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just fill out the form below and send the &amp;quot;North Pole&amp;quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Santa calls Peyton, who has been breaking toys (including throwing his sister&amp;#39;s new birthday toys down the stairs), pushing his mom and saying he hates her!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 12:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Millennial Christmas Carols: It's A Tradition, But Someone Is NOT Happy About It</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.&#13;
&#13;
So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the millennials in studio - aka our interns - pull out a song title (Davi and Cassie got immunity because they did them in the past!). So, the interns are gonna have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.&#13;
&#13;
So, we decided to put a bunch of t...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.&#13;
&#13;
So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the millennials in studio - aka our interns - pull out a song title (Davi and Cassie got immunity because they did them in the past!). So, the interns are gonna have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;A little while ago, #MillennialChristmasSongs was trending (ok, FINE, so was the misspelling #MillenialChristmasSongs UGH)...and it was basically a modern, millennial interpretation of your fave Christmas classics.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, we decided to put a bunch of the song titles into a bucket and let the millennials in studio - aka our interns - pull out a song title (Davi and Cassie got immunity because they did them in the past!). So, the interns are gonna have to write lyrics to the rest of the carol, based on the song!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 12:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
<itunes:keywords>MillennialChristmasSongs, MillenialChristmasSongs</itunes:keywords>
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<title>EBuzz: Scooter Braun Is Sticking Up For Ariana Grande’s Ex</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 11:37:31 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Plead The Fifth: Moe Pleads The Fifth On The Very First Question!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>We're taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, &quot;Watch What Happens Live.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. &quot;Pleading the Fifth.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Moe's in the hot seat today - and it's a very, very special holiday edition of &quot;Plead The Fifth&quot; - an edition where he pleads the fifth on the VERY FIRST QUESTION!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>We're taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, &quot;Watch What Happens Live.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. &quot;Pleading the F...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We're taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, &quot;Watch What Happens Live.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. &quot;Pleading the Fifth.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Moe's in the hot seat today - and it's a very, very special holiday edition of &quot;Plead The Fifth&quot; - an edition where he pleads the fifth on the VERY FIRST QUESTION!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;re taking a page out of &amp;quot;Real Housewives&amp;quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, &amp;quot;Watch What Happens Live.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. &amp;quot;Pleading the Fifth.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Moe&amp;#39;s in the hot seat today - and it&amp;#39;s a very, very special holiday edition of &amp;quot;Plead The Fifth&amp;quot; - an edition where he pleads the fifth on the VERY FIRST QUESTION!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 11:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
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<title> PT 5: Baylee Littrell Hears His Song On The Radio In His Car For The First Time!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Kristin Has A Surprise For Intern Ashton!</title>
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<description>Our Intern Ashton's boyfriend is in his first ever &quot;big boy&quot; job (her words, not ours), and his work holiday party is coming up - which they're going to. And because it's so important, they need to look good as a unit to impress his bosses and coworkers.&#13;
&#13;
But here's the thing - he doesn't like the old dress she chose that she bought earlier this year. She can't afford to buy a new one...should he pony up the cash for a new one?&#13;
&#13;
And even if he agreed...how much should he drop?&#13;
&#13;
Well, it turns out that Kristin has a surprise for her...</description>
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<itunes:summary>Our Intern Ashton's boyfriend is in his first ever &quot;big boy&quot; job (her words, not ours), and his work holiday party is coming up - which they're going to. And because it's so important, they need to look good as a unit to impress his bosses and coworkers.&#13;
&#13;
But here's the thing - he doesn't like the old dress she chose that she bought earlier this year. She can't afford to buy a new one...should he pony up the cash for a new one?&#13;
&#13;
And even if he agreed...how much should he drop?&#13;
&#13;
Well, it turns out that Kristin has a surprise for her...</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;But here&amp;#39;s the thing - he doesn&amp;#39;t like the old dress she chose that she bought earlier this year. She can&amp;#39;t afford to buy a new one...should he pony up the cash for a new one?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And even if he agreed...how much should he drop?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, it turns out that Kristin has a surprise for her...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2018 16:54:33 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stream The Show: Friday, November 30, 2018</title>
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<title>113018 - 0920 - INTERN ASHTON - THE DRESS + BRIAN - LEIGHANNE AND BAYLEE LITTRELL IN STUDIO PART 5</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>PT 4: Backstreet Boy Brian Littrell Is In Studio With His Son, Baylee Littrell!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>PT 3: Backstreet Boy Brian Littrell Is In Studio With His Son, Baylee Littrell!</title>
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<title>PT 2: The Radio Premiere Of Baylee Littrell's Song, &quot;Don't Knock It!&quot;</title>
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<title>PT 1: Backstreet Boy Brian Littrell Is In Studio With His Son, Baylee Littrell!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2018 13:25:34 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Santa Scared Straight: Derek Is Adorable...But A Trouble Maker</title>
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<description>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&#13;
&#13;
We talk to 6-year-old Derek, who not only is a super sore loser at games he plays with his family, but he hates wearing pants AND he drew a black eye on his own face to get out of class!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&#13;
&#13;
We talk to 6-year-old Derek, who not only is a super sore loser at games he plays with his family, but he hates wearing pants AND he drew a black eye on his own face to get out of class!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just fill out the form below and send the &amp;quot;North Pole&amp;quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We talk to 6-year-old Derek, who not only is a super sore loser at games he plays with his family, but he hates wearing pants AND he drew a black eye on his own face to get out of class!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2018 13:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>113018 - TEXTING TUTOR - AMY PART FULL</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2018 13:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Texting Tutor PT 2: She Wants To Cuff With Her Coworker For The Season!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Bert Show listener Amy's coworker - who she's close friends with - just broke up with his girlfriend of three years a couple of days ago, and since Amy's single now, too - she wants to see if he's down to be her cuffing season partner.&#13;
&#13;
But Amy's driven and has a mind of her own...can we help her, or is this thing gonna fail because it's going off the rails?!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Bert Show listener Amy's coworker - who she's close friends with - just broke up with his girlfriend of three years a couple of days ago, and since Amy's single now, too - she wants to see if he's down to be her cuffing season partner.&#13;
&#13;
But Amy's driven and has a mind of her own...can we help her, or is this thing gonna fail because it's going off the rails?!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;You like him. You had a connection. But you just don&amp;#39;t KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you&amp;#39;re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you&amp;#39;re scared of rejection.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that&amp;#39;s where we come in! We&amp;#39;ll tell you what to text the person you&amp;#39;re into, line by line, and we&amp;#39;ll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bert Show listener Amy&amp;#39;s coworker - who she&amp;#39;s close friends with - just broke up with his girlfriend of three years a couple of days ago, and since Amy&amp;#39;s single now, too - she wants to see if he&amp;#39;s down to be her cuffing season partner.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But Amy&amp;#39;s driven and has a mind of her own...can we help her, or is this thing gonna fail because it&amp;#39;s going off the rails?!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2018 13:08:35 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Texting Tutor PT 1: She Wants To Cuff With Her Coworker For The Season!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Bert Show listener Amy's coworker - who she's close friends with - just broke up with his girlfriend of three years a couple of days ago, and since Amy's single now, too - she wants to see if he's down to be her cuffing season partner.&#13;
&#13;
But Amy's driven and has a mind of her own...can we help her, or is this thing gonna fail because it's going off the rails?!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>You like him. You had a connection. But you just don't KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you're not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you're scared of rejection.&#13;
&#13;
So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that's where we come in! We'll tell you what to text the person you're into, line by line, and we'll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&#13;
&#13;
Bert Show listener Amy's coworker - who she's close friends with - just broke up with his girlfriend of three years a couple of days ago, and since Amy's single now, too - she wants to see if he's down to be her cuffing season partner.&#13;
&#13;
But Amy's driven and has a mind of her own...can we help her, or is this thing gonna fail because it's going off the rails?!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;You like him. You had a connection. But you just don&amp;#39;t KNOW how to take it to the next level...especially if you&amp;#39;re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you&amp;#39;re scared of rejection.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date - and that&amp;#39;s where we come in! We&amp;#39;ll tell you what to text the person you&amp;#39;re into, line by line, and we&amp;#39;ll help you get that date...but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bert Show listener Amy&amp;#39;s coworker - who she&amp;#39;s close friends with - just broke up with his girlfriend of three years a couple of days ago, and since Amy&amp;#39;s single now, too - she wants to see if he&amp;#39;s down to be her cuffing season partner.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But Amy&amp;#39;s driven and has a mind of her own...can we help her, or is this thing gonna fail because it&amp;#39;s going off the rails?!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2018 12:52:39 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>She Has Her First Big Interview...And She's About To FAIL It</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Our Intern Stefani has something BIG coming up: her first real job interview. And while that's totally awesome - and we're all so excited for her, because it's a big deal (and rightly so) - she's FREAKING OUT. She has NO idea how to handle it.&#13;
&#13;
So, we throw a few mock questions at her...and let's just say it doesn't go well.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Our Intern Stefani has something BIG coming up: her first real job interview. And while that's totally awesome - and we're all so excited for her, because it's a big deal (and rightly so) - she's FREAKING OUT. She has NO idea how to handle it.&#13;
&#13;
So, w...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Our Intern Stefani has something BIG coming up: her first real job interview. And while that's totally awesome - and we're all so excited for her, because it's a big deal (and rightly so) - she's FREAKING OUT. She has NO idea how to handle it.&#13;
&#13;
So, we throw a few mock questions at her...and let's just say it doesn't go well.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;So, we throw a few mock questions at her...and let&amp;#39;s just say it doesn&amp;#39;t go well.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2018 12:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bert Might Get Rid Of Presents This Christmas!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>He's thought about it before - just toying with the idea - but he might actually do it this year for real. The whole commercial, superficial side of Christmas is a big turn-off for Bert, so this year he's thinking - brace yourselves - NO PRESENTS.&#13;
&#13;
Instead of gifts - which his kids play with for like three days then toss aside - he wants to do experiences with them, instead. &#13;
&#13;
But can they handle no physical gifts?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>He's thought about it before - just toying with the idea - but he might actually do it this year for real. The whole commercial, superficial side of Christmas is a big turn-off for Bert, so this year he's thinking - brace yourselves - NO PRESENTS.&#13;
&#13;
I...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>He's thought about it before - just toying with the idea - but he might actually do it this year for real. The whole commercial, superficial side of Christmas is a big turn-off for Bert, so this year he's thinking - brace yourselves - NO PRESENTS.&#13;
&#13;
Instead of gifts - which his kids play with for like three days then toss aside - he wants to do experiences with them, instead. &#13;
&#13;
But can they handle no physical gifts?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;He&amp;#39;s thought about it before - just toying with the idea - but he might actually do it this year for real. The whole commercial, superficial side of Christmas is a big turn-off for Bert, so this year he&amp;#39;s thinking - brace yourselves - NO PRESENTS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Instead of gifts - which his kids play with for like three days then toss aside - he wants to do experiences with them, instead. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But can they handle no physical gifts?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2018 12:52:16 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>Getting cheated on is bad enough, but when you get cheated on and you find out the NIGHT before your wedding? Oof. And to make matters worse, the texts were STILL happening between her fiancé and this mystery woman just days before the wedding.&#13;
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&#13;
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<itunes:summary>Getting cheated on is bad enough, but when you get cheated on and you find out the NIGHT before your wedding? Oof. And to make matters worse, the texts were STILL happening between her fiancé and this mystery woman just days before the wedding.&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;So what did she do? She went through with the wedding...and read the texts out loud in front of their family and friends instead of her vows.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>EBuzz: Kristin Has Proof Bert Was Right Over His Girlfriend</title>
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<title>Our Holiday Gift Guide Is What You Need To Shop This Season!</title>
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Whether you're wanting to spend  under $25, under $50, under $100 (or want to SPLURGE), check out our holiday gift guide with gifts for guys, girls, friends, coworkers, significant others - there's something for everyone!&#13;
&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;Whether you&amp;#39;re wanting to spend  under $25, under $50, under $100 (or want to SPLURGE), check out our holiday gift guide with gifts for guys, girls, friends, coworkers, significant others - there&amp;#39;s something for everyone!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The items are listed in ascending order (lowest to most expensive), and you can see the prices of each item - along with who recommended it - at thebertshow.com/giftguide!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Moe's Worried About His Baby Sister</title>
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<description>Moe's baby sister is an adult...but that doesn't stop Moe from being in big brother mode and worrying about her. &#13;
&#13;
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<itunes:subtitle>Moe's baby sister is an adult...but that doesn't stop Moe from being in big brother mode and worrying about her. &#13;
&#13;
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<itunes:summary>Moe's baby sister is an adult...but that doesn't stop Moe from being in big brother mode and worrying about her. &#13;
&#13;
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<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Moe&amp;#39;s baby sister is an adult...but that doesn&amp;#39;t stop Moe from being in big brother mode and worrying about her. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ESPECIALLY because she&amp;#39;s doing some things (by accident) that are SUPER dangerous and could end really, really badly for her. And once you hear these stories (which are hilarious now but could have gone in a REALLLLLY different direction), we think you&amp;#39;re gonna agree...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 15:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>We Cannot Believe Y'all Kept This Stuff In Jars In Your House!</title>
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<description>What random thing do you have in a jar in your house? Mel B keeps a sliver of her skin with her ex's name tattooed on it in her closet on the top shelf, and it got us wondering what other weird things people have in jars in their houses? &#13;
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From your dog's bladder stone (Kristin), your earlobe (Moe), to your cat's teeth...AND A BIG TOE IN A JAR IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR?! Some of y'all have PROBLEMS. &#13;
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Tell us...what's in the jar?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>What random thing do you have in a jar in your house? Mel B keeps a sliver of her skin with her ex's name tattooed on it in her closet on the top shelf, and it got us wondering what other weird things people have in jars in their houses? &#13;
&#13;
From your ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>What random thing do you have in a jar in your house? Mel B keeps a sliver of her skin with her ex's name tattooed on it in her closet on the top shelf, and it got us wondering what other weird things people have in jars in their houses? &#13;
&#13;
From your dog's bladder stone (Kristin), your earlobe (Moe), to your cat's teeth...AND A BIG TOE IN A JAR IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR?! Some of y'all have PROBLEMS. &#13;
&#13;
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<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;What random thing do you have in a jar in your house? Mel B keeps a sliver of her skin with her ex&amp;#39;s name tattooed on it in her closet on the top shelf, and it got us wondering what other weird things people have in jars in their houses? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From your dog&amp;#39;s bladder stone (Kristin), your earlobe (Moe), to your cat&amp;#39;s teeth...AND A BIG TOE IN A JAR IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR?! Some of y&amp;#39;all have PROBLEMS. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tell us...what&amp;#39;s in the jar?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 14:33:51 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>These People Are Charging Their Family For Coming To Holiday Dinner!</title>
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<description>Listen - holiday dinners are super expensive. Like once you factor in feeding EVERYONE and then add in alcohol...it can be hundreds and hundreds of dollars, especially if you have a bigger family.&#13;
&#13;
But the tradition has always been that if you host, you are the HOST and you pay for everything. But some people are now CHARGING their family members for dinner! From $13 to $21 to $35 to 50 DOLLARS a head...would you pay? Or have you ever charged your fam?&#13;
&#13;
These people have!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Listen - holiday dinners are super expensive. Like once you factor in feeding EVERYONE and then add in alcohol...it can be hundreds and hundreds of dollars, especially if you have a bigger family.&#13;
&#13;
But the tradition has always been that if you host, ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Listen - holiday dinners are super expensive. Like once you factor in feeding EVERYONE and then add in alcohol...it can be hundreds and hundreds of dollars, especially if you have a bigger family.&#13;
&#13;
But the tradition has always been that if you host, you are the HOST and you pay for everything. But some people are now CHARGING their family members for dinner! From $13 to $21 to $35 to 50 DOLLARS a head...would you pay? Or have you ever charged your fam?&#13;
&#13;
These people have!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;But the tradition has always been that if you host, you are the HOST and you pay for everything. But some people are now CHARGING their family members for dinner! From $13 to $21 to $35 to 50 DOLLARS a head...would you pay? Or have you ever charged your fam?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These people have!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Kristin Finally Broke Her People Pleasing Ways</title>
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<description>If you've been listening to The Bert Show for any length of time, then you KNOW Kristin is a huge people pleaser. It's like it's genetically wired within her to please people...even if it means they're walking all over her and treating her badly. Most of us have dealt with this at some point...it's just SO hard to make someone else feel uncomfortable, even if they're the ones doing something wrong, so instead, we just sit quietly and let it happen.&#13;
&#13;
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<itunes:summary>If you've been listening to The Bert Show for any length of time, then you KNOW Kristin is a huge people pleaser. It's like it's genetically wired within her to please people...even if it means they're walking all over her and treating her badly. Most of us have dealt with this at some point...it's just SO hard to make someone else feel uncomfortable, even if they're the ones doing something wrong, so instead, we just sit quietly and let it happen.&#13;
&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;But something happened when Kristin was on a super special trip with her friends...and she finally broke her people pleasing ways! Here&amp;#39;s the thing, though: she&amp;#39;s not really sure if the way she handled it went over so well...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 14:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Kristin DEEPLY Disagrees With Kevin Hart’s Stance On This</title>
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<description>Kevin Hart says there was nothing wrong with his son's cowboys and Indians birthday party, but Kristin strongly disagrees.&#13;
&#13;
Hart says that he doesn't see what the big problem is, or why people are bringing race into a one-year-old's birthday party...and after all, he used to do it back in the day. But here's the thing: as Kristin points out, times have changed, and we're better educated now.&#13;
&#13;
If you don't understand how commandeering Native American culture as your own can be  offensive, check out this article that Kristin found.</description>
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&#13;
Hart says that he doesn't see what the big problem is, or why people are bringing race into a one-year-old's birthday party......</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Kevin Hart says there was nothing wrong with his son's cowboys and Indians birthday party, but Kristin strongly disagrees.&#13;
&#13;
Hart says that he doesn't see what the big problem is, or why people are bringing race into a one-year-old's birthday party...and after all, he used to do it back in the day. But here's the thing: as Kristin points out, times have changed, and we're better educated now.&#13;
&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;Hart says that he doesn&amp;#39;t see what the big problem is, or why people are bringing race into a one-year-old&amp;#39;s birthday party...and after all, he used to do it back in the day. But here&amp;#39;s the thing: as Kristin points out, times have changed, and we&amp;#39;re better educated now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you don&amp;#39;t understand how commandeering Native American culture as your own can be  offensive, check out this article that Kristin found.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 13:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Are The Dreams That Cassie's Having...Normal?</title>
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<description>We've all heard of having stress dreams about an event or a test or a performance BEFORE it happens...but what about weeks after? Is that normal?&#13;
&#13;
Cassie got married almost three weeks ago...and for the past week, she's been having stress dreams every night about her wedding and her honeymoon. NOTHING bad happened at her wedding or on the honeymoon...so why is she having these nightmares every night?!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>We've all heard of having stress dreams about an event or a test or a performance BEFORE it happens...but what about weeks after? Is that normal?&#13;
&#13;
Cassie got married almost three weeks ago...and for the past week, she's been having stress dreams ever...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We've all heard of having stress dreams about an event or a test or a performance BEFORE it happens...but what about weeks after? Is that normal?&#13;
&#13;
Cassie got married almost three weeks ago...and for the past week, she's been having stress dreams every night about her wedding and her honeymoon. NOTHING bad happened at her wedding or on the honeymoon...so why is she having these nightmares every night?!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;ve all heard of having stress dreams about an event or a test or a performance BEFORE it happens...but what about weeks after? Is that normal?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cassie got married almost three weeks ago...and for the past week, she&amp;#39;s been having stress dreams every night about her wedding and her honeymoon. NOTHING bad happened at her wedding or on the honeymoon...so why is she having these nightmares every night?!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 13:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Round 3: The Goop Holiday Gift Guide Price Is Right!</title>
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<description>Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and sure, it's for everyone, but a lot of it is ABSURDLY priced. Sure, if you've got a spare $300 for a banana lamp, want some 24K gold rolling papers or maybe AN ENTIRE VILLAGE, it's great for you.  But for the rest of us? Well, we've got this dope butter churner. (Yep, they really suggested ALL of this. Personally, we think ours is way more awesome.)&#13;
&#13;
From this Land Ark RV Model, to this sweater with sequin flames, to these Rainbow Tiger Ray earrings, and this black Birkin handbag, think you can guess how much everything costs without looking?&#13;
&#13;
In round 3, we've got this incense burner, a set of six porcelain dessert plates, this Triple Ruched Ribbon Ring, and a ceramic water filter...and you're not gonna be able to guess these prices. We can almost guarantee it.&#13;
&#13;
It's the Goop Gift Guide Price Is Right!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and sure, it's for everyone, but a lot of it is ABSURDLY priced. Sure, if you've got a spare $300 for a banana lamp, want some 24K gold rolling papers or maybe AN ENTIRE VILL...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and sure, it's for everyone, but a lot of it is ABSURDLY priced. Sure, if you've got a spare $300 for a banana lamp, want some 24K gold rolling papers or maybe AN ENTIRE VILLAGE, it's great for you.  But for the rest of us? Well, we've got this dope butter churner. (Yep, they really suggested ALL of this. Personally, we think ours is way more awesome.)&#13;
&#13;
From this Land Ark RV Model, to this sweater with sequin flames, to these Rainbow Tiger Ray earrings, and this black Birkin handbag, think you can guess how much everything costs without looking?&#13;
&#13;
In round 3, we've got this incense burner, a set of six porcelain dessert plates, this Triple Ruched Ribbon Ring, and a ceramic water filter...and you're not gonna be able to guess these prices. We can almost guarantee it.&#13;
&#13;
It's the Goop Gift Guide Price Is Right!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and sure, it&amp;#39;s for everyone, but a lot of it is ABSURDLY priced. Sure, if you&amp;#39;ve got a spare $300 for a banana lamp, want some 24K gold rolling papers or maybe AN ENTIRE VILLAGE, it&amp;#39;s great for you.  But for the rest of us? Well, we&amp;#39;ve got this dope butter churner. (Yep, they really suggested ALL of this. Personally, we think ours is way more awesome.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From this Land Ark RV Model, to this sweater with sequin flames, to these Rainbow Tiger Ray earrings, and this black Birkin handbag, think you can guess how much everything costs without looking?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In round 3, we&amp;#39;ve got this incense burner, a set of six porcelain dessert plates, this Triple Ruched Ribbon Ring, and a ceramic water filter...and you&amp;#39;re not gonna be able to guess these prices. We can almost guarantee it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#39;s the Goop Gift Guide Price Is Right!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 13:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Moe's Thanksgiving Visit With His Dad Went ALL Sorts Of Wrong</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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...until pretty much everything started going wrong. EVERYTHING.</description>
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&#13;
...until pretty...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
...until pretty much everything started going wrong. EVERYTHING.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;...until pretty much everything started going wrong. EVERYTHING.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 13:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Paris Hilton Broke Off Her Engagement</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 12:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Die On That Holiday Petty Hill: What's The Thing You HATE About The Holidays?</title>
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<description>What's that one thing that SERIOUSLY annoys you about the holidays? Whether it's the ugly sweaters, the drinks, the music or THAT AWFUL MOVIE (you know the one...it's basically any one that you're thinking about right now), what Holiday Petty Hill would you die on?&#13;
&#13;
Go ahead, we'll listen...because we have some of our own.&#13;
&#13;
Die on that Holiday Petty Hill!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>What's that one thing that SERIOUSLY annoys you about the holidays? Whether it's the ugly sweaters, the drinks, the music or THAT AWFUL MOVIE (you know the one...it's basically any one that you're thinking about right now), what Holiday Petty Hill woul...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>What's that one thing that SERIOUSLY annoys you about the holidays? Whether it's the ugly sweaters, the drinks, the music or THAT AWFUL MOVIE (you know the one...it's basically any one that you're thinking about right now), what Holiday Petty Hill would you die on?&#13;
&#13;
Go ahead, we'll listen...because we have some of our own.&#13;
&#13;
Die on that Holiday Petty Hill!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;What&amp;#39;s that one thing that SERIOUSLY annoys you about the holidays? Whether it&amp;#39;s the ugly sweaters, the drinks, the music or THAT AWFUL MOVIE (you know the one...it&amp;#39;s basically any one that you&amp;#39;re thinking about right now), what Holiday Petty Hill would you die on?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Go ahead, we&amp;#39;ll listen...because we have some of our own.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Die on that Holiday Petty Hill!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 12:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Are Video Games Ruining Kids...Or Are YOU Ruining Them?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Parents are checking their kids into tech rehabs because of Fortnite, and the game is getting a LOT of flack for it.&#13;
&#13;
But let's take a step back and really take a look at this: is the problem the video game…or maybe is the real problem the PARENTS who let their kids play nonstop so much they have to go to REHAB for it?&#13;
&#13;
Bert talks about the article that set him off...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Parents are checking their kids into tech rehabs because of Fortnite, and the game is getting a LOT of flack for it.&#13;
&#13;
But let's take a step back and really take a look at this: is the problem the video game…or maybe is the real problem the PARENTS wh...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Parents are checking their kids into tech rehabs because of Fortnite, and the game is getting a LOT of flack for it.&#13;
&#13;
But let's take a step back and really take a look at this: is the problem the video game…or maybe is the real problem the PARENTS who let their kids play nonstop so much they have to go to REHAB for it?&#13;
&#13;
Bert talks about the article that set him off...</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;But let&amp;#39;s take a step back and really take a look at this: is the problem the video game…or maybe is the real problem the PARENTS who let their kids play nonstop so much they have to go to REHAB for it?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bert talks about the article that set him off...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 12:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: This Story Will Stop You From Getting This Done...</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 12:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Moe FINALLY Nailed This Assignment. Well, Kind Of.</title>
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<description>Gift shopping at the holidays is fun, but don't get us wrong, it can be hard. There's a weird amount of pressure to make sure you get the perfect (and best) gift for someone while staying in budget, and you DEFINITELY don't want to get them junk that they'll stick in the back of a drawer and regift at the first White Elephant party they get invited to.&#13;
&#13;
So where do you FIND something that's unique...but not SO unique that nobody except your cousin Bob is gonna like it? We can help! We put together our 2018 Holiday Gift Guide - a BUNCH of things we like and think are cool that you can get your friends, family, or coworkers...and hopefully one of them will hit home for you this season.&#13;
&#13;
Except one of us misunderstood the assignment...in a BIG way. And then he messed it up AGAIN.&#13;
&#13;
Third time's a charm, we think...but we're not really sure about where he's going because that first gift...ummm...but maybe we're wrong?</description>
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<itunes:summary>Gift shopping at the holidays is fun, but don't get us wrong, it can be hard. There's a weird amount of pressure to make sure you get the perfect (and best) gift for someone while staying in budget, and you DEFINITELY don't want to get them junk that they'll stick in the back of a drawer and regift at the first White Elephant party they get invited to.&#13;
&#13;
So where do you FIND something that's unique...but not SO unique that nobody except your cousin Bob is gonna like it? We can help! We put together our 2018 Holiday Gift Guide - a BUNCH of things we like and think are cool that you can get your friends, family, or coworkers...and hopefully one of them will hit home for you this season.&#13;
&#13;
Except one of us misunderstood the assignment...in a BIG way. And then he messed it up AGAIN.&#13;
&#13;
Third time's a charm, we think...but we're not really sure about where he's going because that first gift...ummm...but maybe we're wrong?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Gift shopping at the holidays is fun, but don&amp;#39;t get us wrong, it can be hard. There&amp;#39;s a weird amount of pressure to make sure you get the perfect (and best) gift for someone while staying in budget, and you DEFINITELY don&amp;#39;t want to get them junk that they&amp;#39;ll stick in the back of a drawer and regift at the first White Elephant party they get invited to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So where do you FIND something that&amp;#39;s unique...but not SO unique that nobody except your cousin Bob is gonna like it? We can help! We put together our 2018 Holiday Gift Guide - a BUNCH of things we like and think are cool that you can get your friends, family, or coworkers...and hopefully one of them will hit home for you this season.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Except one of us misunderstood the assignment...in a BIG way. And then he messed it up AGAIN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Third time&amp;#39;s a charm, we think...but we&amp;#39;re not really sure about where he&amp;#39;s going because that first gift...ummm...but maybe we&amp;#39;re wrong?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 12:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stream The Show: Wednesday, November 28, 2018</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Round 2: The Goop Holiday Gift Guide Price Is Right!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and sure, it's for everyone, but a lot of it is ABSURDLY priced. Sure, if you've got a spare $300 for a banana lamp, want some 24K gold rolling papers or maybe AN ENTIRE VILLAGE, it's great for you.  But for the rest of us? Well, we've got this dope butter churner. (Yep, they really suggested ALL of this. Personally, we think ours is way more awesome.)&#13;
&#13;
From this Yellow Gold Rolex Day Day 1807 to the Scrabble Luxury Edition to this Antipasti Knife Set to these Mother of Pearl Antique Glasses...can you guess how much everything costs?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and sure, it's for everyone, but a lot of it is ABSURDLY priced. Sure, if you've got a spare $300 for a banana lamp, want some 24K gold rolling papers or maybe AN ENTIRE VILL...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and sure, it's for everyone, but a lot of it is ABSURDLY priced. Sure, if you've got a spare $300 for a banana lamp, want some 24K gold rolling papers or maybe AN ENTIRE VILLAGE, it's great for you.  But for the rest of us? Well, we've got this dope butter churner. (Yep, they really suggested ALL of this. Personally, we think ours is way more awesome.)&#13;
&#13;
From this Yellow Gold Rolex Day Day 1807 to the Scrabble Luxury Edition to this Antipasti Knife Set to these Mother of Pearl Antique Glasses...can you guess how much everything costs?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and sure, it&amp;#39;s for everyone, but a lot of it is ABSURDLY priced. Sure, if you&amp;#39;ve got a spare $300 for a banana lamp, want some 24K gold rolling papers or maybe AN ENTIRE VILLAGE, it&amp;#39;s great for you.  But for the rest of us? Well, we&amp;#39;ve got this dope butter churner. (Yep, they really suggested ALL of this. Personally, we think ours is way more awesome.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From this Yellow Gold Rolex Day Day 1807 to the Scrabble Luxury Edition to this Antipasti Knife Set to these Mother of Pearl Antique Glasses...can you guess how much everything costs?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 15:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Lindsay Lohan Responds to Ariana Grande's Video</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 14:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>If Her Boyfriend Says He Doesn't Like Her Clothes...Should He Buy Her New Ones?</title>
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<description>Our Intern Ashton's boyfriend is in his first ever &quot;big boy&quot; job (her words, not ours), and his work holiday party is coming up - which they're going to. And because it's so important, they need to look good as a unit to impress his bosses and coworkers.&#13;
&#13;
But here's the thing - he doesn't like the old dress she chose that she bought earlier this year. She can't afford to buy a new one...should he pony up the cash for a new one?&#13;
&#13;
And even if he agreed...how much should he drop?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Our Intern Ashton's boyfriend is in his first ever &quot;big boy&quot; job (her words, not ours), and his work holiday party is coming up - which they're going to. And because it's so important, they need to look good as a unit to impress his bosses and coworker...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Our Intern Ashton's boyfriend is in his first ever &quot;big boy&quot; job (her words, not ours), and his work holiday party is coming up - which they're going to. And because it's so important, they need to look good as a unit to impress his bosses and coworkers.&#13;
&#13;
But here's the thing - he doesn't like the old dress she chose that she bought earlier this year. She can't afford to buy a new one...should he pony up the cash for a new one?&#13;
&#13;
And even if he agreed...how much should he drop?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Our Intern Ashton&amp;#39;s boyfriend is in his first ever &amp;quot;big boy&amp;quot; job (her words, not ours), and his work holiday party is coming up - which they&amp;#39;re going to. And because it&amp;#39;s so important, they need to look good as a unit to impress his bosses and coworkers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But here&amp;#39;s the thing - he doesn&amp;#39;t like the old dress she chose that she bought earlier this year. She can&amp;#39;t afford to buy a new one...should he pony up the cash for a new one?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And even if he agreed...how much should he drop?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 14:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Santa Scared Straight: Santa Calls Piper!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&#13;
&#13;
We flashback to Piper, the cutest kid ever...but you won't believe what she's saying to her mom!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the &quot;North Pole&quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&#13;
&#13;
We flashback to Piper, the cutest kid ever...but you won't believe what she's saying to her mom!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Got a kid that’s acting up this winter? Instead of having them end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little pre-holiday phone call to set ‘em straight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just fill out the form below and send the &amp;quot;North Pole&amp;quot; what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to behave.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We flashback to Piper, the cutest kid ever...but you won&amp;#39;t believe what she&amp;#39;s saying to her mom!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 14:03:40 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>PT 2: We Ask Our Coworker Why He Pees Like This (Seriously) + EBuzz</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Moe made an offhand comment about a dude in the bathroom who pees with his pants all the way below his butt cheeks...and just when we thought it was bad enough...it got HELLA awkward in here when BERT GOT THE GUY IN STUDIO SO WE COULD ASK HIM ON-AIR ABOUT IT.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Moe made an offhand comment about a dude in the bathroom who pees with his pants all the way below his butt cheeks...and just when we thought it was bad enough...it got HELLA awkward in here when BERT GOT THE GUY IN STUDIO SO WE COULD ASK HIM ON-AIR AB...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Moe made an offhand comment about a dude in the bathroom who pees with his pants all the way below his butt cheeks...and just when we thought it was bad enough...it got HELLA awkward in here when BERT GOT THE GUY IN STUDIO SO WE COULD ASK HIM ON-AIR ABOUT IT.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Moe made an offhand comment about a dude in the bathroom who pees with his pants all the way below his butt cheeks...and just when we thought it was bad enough...it got HELLA awkward in here when BERT GOT THE GUY IN STUDIO SO WE COULD ASK HIM ON-AIR ABOUT IT.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 14:03:21 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>We Want To Know Why Our Coworker Pees Like This (Seriously)</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<itunes:subtitle>Moe made an offhand comment about a dude in the bathroom who pees with his pants all the way below his butt cheeks...and just when we thought it was bad enough...it got HELLA awkward in here when BERT GOT THE GUY IN STUDIO SO WE COULD ASK HIM ON-AIR AB...</itunes:subtitle>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 13:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Davi Needs New Christmas Traditions + Kids Boost Needs Your Help!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>It's the most wonderful time of the year...unless you're Producer Davi. She's got a BIG problem with Christmas (especially with Cassie and her &quot;Only 'x' More Sleeps Until Christmas!&quot; countdown)...and it's because she has ZERO Christmas spirit.&#13;
&#13;
So, she's doing stuff to get herself into the Christmas spirit, and then....Kristen Witzel from Kids Boost needs your help!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>It's the most wonderful time of the year...unless you're Producer Davi. She's got a BIG problem with Christmas (especially with Cassie and her &quot;Only 'x' More Sleeps Until Christmas!&quot; countdown)...and it's because she has ZERO Christmas spirit.&#13;
&#13;
So, s...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>It's the most wonderful time of the year...unless you're Producer Davi. She's got a BIG problem with Christmas (especially with Cassie and her &quot;Only 'x' More Sleeps Until Christmas!&quot; countdown)...and it's because she has ZERO Christmas spirit.&#13;
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So, she's doing stuff to get herself into the Christmas spirit, and then....Kristen Witzel from Kids Boost needs your help!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;So, she&amp;#39;s doing stuff to get herself into the Christmas spirit, and then....Kristen Witzel from Kids Boost needs your help!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 13:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Update: Who's Walking Into A Hornet's Nest This Thanksgiving?</title>
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<description>Who knows that they are walking into a family hornet’s nest over Thanksgiving? You know, family tension’s been brewing all year for whatever reason, and it’s all going to come to a head at on Turkey Day?&#13;
&#13;
From the listener whose fiancé was meeting her divorced mom for the first time (and dad was making a surprise visit) to the listener who was coming out to her super religious family - we get the updates!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Who knows that they are walking into a family hornet’s nest over Thanksgiving? You know, family tension’s been brewing all year for whatever reason, and it’s all going to come to a head at on Turkey Day?&#13;
&#13;
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<itunes:summary>Who knows that they are walking into a family hornet’s nest over Thanksgiving? You know, family tension’s been brewing all year for whatever reason, and it’s all going to come to a head at on Turkey Day?&#13;
&#13;
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<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Who knows that they are walking into a family hornet’s nest over Thanksgiving? You know, family tension’s been brewing all year for whatever reason, and it’s all going to come to a head at on Turkey Day?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From the listener whose fiancé was meeting her divorced mom for the first time (and dad was making a surprise visit) to the listener who was coming out to her super religious family - we get the updates!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 13:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Is It Ok To Kiss Your Kid On The Lips? We’re Split </title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 12:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Driver Said The CREEPIEST Thing To Kristin!</title>
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&#13;
And then what one said to Moe...and Cassie...and a bunch of our listeners will creep you out BIG time.</description>
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&#13;
And then what one said to Moe...and...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>What's the CREEPIEST thing an Uber or Lyft driver ever said to you? What they said to Kristin has her thinking about reporting them, but she's not sure if it was a &quot;just making conversation&quot; question gone wrong...&#13;
&#13;
And then what one said to Moe...and Cassie...and a bunch of our listeners will creep you out BIG time.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;And then what one said to Moe...and Cassie...and a bunch of our listeners will creep you out BIG time.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 12:49:19 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Intern Stefani Met Her Boyfriend's Family And It Was A DISASTER</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
THE UPDATE&#13;
&#13;
Well, Intern Stefani met his family...and after just ONE hour, things went way, way wrong. And it really wasn't her fault - but she got blamed for it!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Our Intern Stefani is hitting a pretty big adulting milestone this week - it’s her first holiday EVER away from her family...and she's going to spend it with her boyfriend's family! She’s never done a holiday away from her immediate family, and to add ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Our Intern Stefani is hitting a pretty big adulting milestone this week - it’s her first holiday EVER away from her family...and she's going to spend it with her boyfriend's family! She’s never done a holiday away from her immediate family, and to add to the pressure...she's meeting her boyfriend’s extended family for the first time!&#13;
&#13;
THE UPDATE&#13;
&#13;
Well, Intern Stefani met his family...and after just ONE hour, things went way, way wrong. And it really wasn't her fault - but she got blamed for it!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;THE UPDATE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, Intern Stefani met his family...and after just ONE hour, things went way, way wrong. And it really wasn&amp;#39;t her fault - but she got blamed for it!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 12:46:33 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: How Much Money Kylie Jenner Made Last Year Will Make You Ill</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 12:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Moe Messed This Up AGAIN And We Can't Stop Laughing</title>
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<description>Gift shopping at the holidays is fun, but don't get us wrong, it can be hard. There's a weird amount of pressure to make sure you get the perfect (and best) gift for someone while staying in budget, and you DEFINITELY don't want to get them junk that they'll stick in the back of a drawer and regift at the first White Elephant party they get invited to.&#13;
&#13;
So where do you FIND something that's unique...but not SO unique that nobody except your cousin Bob is gonna like it? We can help! We put together our 2018 Holiday Gift Guide - a BUNCH of things we like and think are cool that you can get your friends, family, or coworkers...and hopefully one of them will hit home for you this season.&#13;
&#13;
Except one of us misunderstood the assignment...in a BIG way. And we are ROLLING.&#13;
&#13;
UPDATE: &#13;
&#13;
So we came back today to talk about the stuff we put on the list...AND MOE MESSED IT ALL UP AGAIN.&#13;
&#13;
SERIOUSLY. CRYING.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Gift shopping at the holidays is fun, but don't get us wrong, it can be hard. There's a weird amount of pressure to make sure you get the perfect (and best) gift for someone while staying in budget, and you DEFINITELY don't want to get them junk that t...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Gift shopping at the holidays is fun, but don't get us wrong, it can be hard. There's a weird amount of pressure to make sure you get the perfect (and best) gift for someone while staying in budget, and you DEFINITELY don't want to get them junk that they'll stick in the back of a drawer and regift at the first White Elephant party they get invited to.&#13;
&#13;
So where do you FIND something that's unique...but not SO unique that nobody except your cousin Bob is gonna like it? We can help! We put together our 2018 Holiday Gift Guide - a BUNCH of things we like and think are cool that you can get your friends, family, or coworkers...and hopefully one of them will hit home for you this season.&#13;
&#13;
Except one of us misunderstood the assignment...in a BIG way. And we are ROLLING.&#13;
&#13;
UPDATE: &#13;
&#13;
So we came back today to talk about the stuff we put on the list...AND MOE MESSED IT ALL UP AGAIN.&#13;
&#13;
SERIOUSLY. CRYING.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;So where do you FIND something that&amp;#39;s unique...but not SO unique that nobody except your cousin Bob is gonna like it? We can help! We put together our 2018 Holiday Gift Guide - a BUNCH of things we like and think are cool that you can get your friends, family, or coworkers...and hopefully one of them will hit home for you this season.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Except one of us misunderstood the assignment...in a BIG way. And we are ROLLING.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;UPDATE: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So we came back today to talk about the stuff we put on the list...AND MOE MESSED IT ALL UP AGAIN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SERIOUSLY. CRYING.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2018 12:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stream The Show: Tuesday, November 27, 2018</title>
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<title>We're Seriously Worried About Davi</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Over Thanksgiving, our girl Davi suffered a pretty big face injury when she stood up in her hotel room, fainted, and face planted straight into a dresser. She woke up on the floor, staring at her husband who was trying to wake her up.&#13;
&#13;
Besides the face cuts and bruising, she was ok...but she feels a little slower than usual - kind of like there's a fog in her head. She hasn't been to the doctor...but this totally random and arbitrary internet medical test should tell us everything we need to know, right?*&#13;
&#13;
(*No, no it does not. If this happens to you, get to a doctor. STAT.)&#13;
&#13;
Since Cassie's dad is a doctor, she's basically a doctor by proxy, so she's gonna administer it...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Over Thanksgiving, our girl Davi suffered a pretty big face injury when she stood up in her hotel room, fainted, and face planted straight into a dresser. She woke up on the floor, staring at her husband who was trying to wake her up.&#13;
&#13;
Besides the fa...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Over Thanksgiving, our girl Davi suffered a pretty big face injury when she stood up in her hotel room, fainted, and face planted straight into a dresser. She woke up on the floor, staring at her husband who was trying to wake her up.&#13;
&#13;
Besides the face cuts and bruising, she was ok...but she feels a little slower than usual - kind of like there's a fog in her head. She hasn't been to the doctor...but this totally random and arbitrary internet medical test should tell us everything we need to know, right?*&#13;
&#13;
(*No, no it does not. If this happens to you, get to a doctor. STAT.)&#13;
&#13;
Since Cassie's dad is a doctor, she's basically a doctor by proxy, so she's gonna administer it...</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Over Thanksgiving, our girl Davi suffered a pretty big face injury when she stood up in her hotel room, fainted, and face planted straight into a dresser. She woke up on the floor, staring at her husband who was trying to wake her up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Besides the face cuts and bruising, she was ok...but she feels a little slower than usual - kind of like there&amp;#39;s a fog in her head. She hasn&amp;#39;t been to the doctor...but this totally random and arbitrary internet medical test should tell us everything we need to know, right?*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(*No, no it does not. If this happens to you, get to a doctor. STAT.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Since Cassie&amp;#39;s dad is a doctor, she&amp;#39;s basically a doctor by proxy, so she&amp;#39;s gonna administer it...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2018 15:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Kim Kardashian On Ecstasy?!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2018 14:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Goop Holiday Gift Guide Price Is Right!</title>
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<description>Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and sure, it's for everyone, but a lot of it is ABSURDLY priced. Sure, if you've got a spare $300 for a banana lamp, want some 24K gold rolling papers or maybe AN ENTIRE VILLAGE, it's great for you.  But for the rest of us? Well, we've got this dope butter churner. (Yep, they really suggested ALL of this. Personally, we think ours is way more awesome.)&#13;
&#13;
From this Land Ark RV Model, to this sweater with sequin flames, to these Rainbow Tiger Ray earrings, and this black Birkin handbag, think you can guess how much everything costs without looking?&#13;
&#13;
It's the Goop Gift Guide Price Is Right!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and sure, it's for everyone, but a lot of it is ABSURDLY priced. Sure, if you've got a spare $300 for a banana lamp, want some 24K gold rolling papers or maybe AN ENTIRE VILL...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and sure, it's for everyone, but a lot of it is ABSURDLY priced. Sure, if you've got a spare $300 for a banana lamp, want some 24K gold rolling papers or maybe AN ENTIRE VILLAGE, it's great for you.  But for the rest of us? Well, we've got this dope butter churner. (Yep, they really suggested ALL of this. Personally, we think ours is way more awesome.)&#13;
&#13;
From this Land Ark RV Model, to this sweater with sequin flames, to these Rainbow Tiger Ray earrings, and this black Birkin handbag, think you can guess how much everything costs without looking?&#13;
&#13;
It's the Goop Gift Guide Price Is Right!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Gwyneth Paltrow has a website (GOOP), and her annual Goop Gift Guide is out...and sure, it&amp;#39;s for everyone, but a lot of it is ABSURDLY priced. Sure, if you&amp;#39;ve got a spare $300 for a banana lamp, want some 24K gold rolling papers or maybe AN ENTIRE VILLAGE, it&amp;#39;s great for you.  But for the rest of us? Well, we&amp;#39;ve got this dope butter churner. (Yep, they really suggested ALL of this. Personally, we think ours is way more awesome.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From this Land Ark RV Model, to this sweater with sequin flames, to these Rainbow Tiger Ray earrings, and this black Birkin handbag, think you can guess how much everything costs without looking?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#39;s the Goop Gift Guide Price Is Right!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2018 14:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Cassie Had To Cover Up What Looked Like A Murder On Her Honeymoon</title>
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<title>EBuzz: Kevin Hart Was Called “Culturally Insensitive”</title>
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<title>Intern Solomon Almost Missed The Most Important Moment Of His Life</title>
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<title>Moe Has A Confession...He LIED To Us</title>
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<title>New Drama Fishing Update: Her Husband Didn't Come Home Last Night...But Claims He Was At Work!</title>
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<description>Bert show listener Katie's husband didn't come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn't believe him when he says he's at work. He hates his job and he's always the kind of guy who's out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few weeks he's been coming home later and later - like 8PM.&#13;
&#13;
He says there's a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she's part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&#13;
&#13;
To add to the pot: he's been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that's not weird, but here's the thing: he doesn't like his coworkers and never talks about work.&#13;
&#13;
So she drove by the office to see if he was there...and he WASN'T. When he pulled in - wearing the same pants as yesterday, but a different shirt, she confronted him, and he called her crazy.&#13;
&#13;
Here's what happened next...</description>
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&#13;
He says there's a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she's part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&#13;
&#13;
To add to the pot: he's been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that's not weird, but here's the thing: he doesn't like his coworkers and never talks about work.&#13;
&#13;
So she drove by the office to see if he was there...and he WASN'T. When he pulled in - wearing the same pants as yesterday, but a different shirt, she confronted him, and he called her crazy.&#13;
&#13;
Here's what happened next...</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert show listener Katie&amp;#39;s husband didn&amp;#39;t come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn&amp;#39;t believe him when he says he&amp;#39;s at work. He hates his job and he&amp;#39;s always the kind of guy who&amp;#39;s out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few weeks he&amp;#39;s been coming home later and later - like 8PM.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He says there&amp;#39;s a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she&amp;#39;s part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To add to the pot: he&amp;#39;s been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that&amp;#39;s not weird, but here&amp;#39;s the thing: he doesn&amp;#39;t like his coworkers and never talks about work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So she drove by the office to see if he was there...and he WASN&amp;#39;T. When he pulled in - wearing the same pants as yesterday, but a different shirt, she confronted him, and he called her crazy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#39;s what happened next...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2018 13:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: She’s Back And Looking Better Than Ever</title>
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<title>Santa Scared Straight: Have Santa Call Your Bad Kid!</title>
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<description>Got a kid that’s acting up? Yeah, we know it's the summer, but don't forget...Santa is ALWAYS watching...even when he's on vacation.&#13;
&#13;
So instead of having your kid end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little mid-summer phone call to set ‘em straight.&#13;
&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the “North Pole” what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to get their adorable selves TOGETHER.</description>
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&#13;
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<itunes:summary>Got a kid that’s acting up? Yeah, we know it's the summer, but don't forget...Santa is ALWAYS watching...even when he's on vacation.&#13;
&#13;
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&#13;
Just fill out the form below and send the “North Pole” what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to get their adorable selves TOGETHER.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Got a kid that’s acting up? Yeah, we know it&amp;#39;s the summer, but don&amp;#39;t forget...Santa is ALWAYS watching...even when he&amp;#39;s on vacation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So instead of having your kid end up with coal (or something else really weird) in their stocking, have Santa give them a little mid-summer phone call to set ‘em straight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just fill out the form below and send the “North Pole” what your kid has done to be on Santa’s “naughty” list, and the phone numbers you can be reached at from 4PM – 8PM, and your kid might just get a call from Santa telling them to get their adorable selves TOGETHER.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2018 13:12:22 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bert Might Have Just Saved Cassie's Marriage</title>
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&#13;
And Bert thinks he might have just saved her marriage...but is she gonna go for it?</description>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;And Bert thinks he might have just saved her marriage...but is she gonna go for it?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Bert Almost Died On Vacation...AGAIN</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>This isn't the first time that Bert has almost accidentally killed himself while on a family vacation...but this time, at least it wasn't his FAULT.&#13;
&#13;
The first time was on his honeymoon in Greece, where he had a scooter accident on a hairpin turn, and he had to stop traffic to stop his wife at the time from getting hit by a car. She ended up breaking FOUR toes.&#13;
&#13;
This past time was in St. Lucia over Thanksgiving while riding in dune buggies...and his kids were in the buggy with him.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>This isn't the first time that Bert has almost accidentally killed himself while on a family vacation...but this time, at least it wasn't his FAULT.&#13;
&#13;
The first time was on his honeymoon in Greece, where he had a scooter accident on a hairpin turn, an...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This isn't the first time that Bert has almost accidentally killed himself while on a family vacation...but this time, at least it wasn't his FAULT.&#13;
&#13;
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&#13;
This past time was in St. Lucia over Thanksgiving while riding in dune buggies...and his kids were in the buggy with him.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;This isn&amp;#39;t the first time that Bert has almost accidentally killed himself while on a family vacation...but this time, at least it wasn&amp;#39;t his FAULT.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The first time was on his honeymoon in Greece, where he had a scooter accident on a hairpin turn, and he had to stop traffic to stop his wife at the time from getting hit by a car. She ended up breaking FOUR toes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This past time was in St. Lucia over Thanksgiving while riding in dune buggies...and his kids were in the buggy with him.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>EBuzz: The Biggest Blockbuster Bomb of the Year</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Moe Messed This Up And We Can't Stop Laughing</title>
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<description>Gift shopping at the holidays is fun, but don't get us wrong, it can be hard. There's a weird amount of pressure to make sure you get the perfect (and best) gift for someone while staying in budget, and you DEFINITELY don't want to get them junk that they'll stick in the back of a drawer and regift at the first White Elephant party they get invited to.&#13;
&#13;
So where do you FIND something that's unique...but not SO unique that nobody except your cousin Bob is gonna like it? We can help! We put together our 2018 Holiday Gift Guide - a BUNCH of things we like and think are cool that you can get your friends, family, or coworkers...and hopefully one of them will hit home for you this season.&#13;
&#13;
Except one of us misunderstood the assignment...in a BIG way. And we are ROLLING.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Gift shopping at the holidays is fun, but don't get us wrong, it can be hard. There's a weird amount of pressure to make sure you get the perfect (and best) gift for someone while staying in budget, and you DEFINITELY don't want to get them junk that t...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Gift shopping at the holidays is fun, but don't get us wrong, it can be hard. There's a weird amount of pressure to make sure you get the perfect (and best) gift for someone while staying in budget, and you DEFINITELY don't want to get them junk that they'll stick in the back of a drawer and regift at the first White Elephant party they get invited to.&#13;
&#13;
So where do you FIND something that's unique...but not SO unique that nobody except your cousin Bob is gonna like it? We can help! We put together our 2018 Holiday Gift Guide - a BUNCH of things we like and think are cool that you can get your friends, family, or coworkers...and hopefully one of them will hit home for you this season.&#13;
&#13;
Except one of us misunderstood the assignment...in a BIG way. And we are ROLLING.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;So where do you FIND something that&amp;#39;s unique...but not SO unique that nobody except your cousin Bob is gonna like it? We can help! We put together our 2018 Holiday Gift Guide - a BUNCH of things we like and think are cool that you can get your friends, family, or coworkers...and hopefully one of them will hit home for you this season.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Except one of us misunderstood the assignment...in a BIG way. And we are ROLLING.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2018 11:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stream The Show: Monday, November 26, 2018</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>What Thanksgiving Dish Did You Eat That You INSTANTLY Regretted?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>EBuzz: Three Celebrity Baby Draft Picks!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Update: Moe Got An Awkward Text From The Daughter Of A Girl He's Seeing</title>
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<description>Moe got a random text from the 12-year-old daughter of a woman he gave his number to (it was SUPER sweet and adorable and innocent)…and she asked him not to tell his mom.&#13;
&#13;
Moe feels weird about it - sure, he doesn't want to betray the 12-year-old or get her in trouble, but he doesn't feel right having a kid text him without her mom knowing. Does he tell mom or keep his mouth shut?&#13;
&#13;
Basically EVERYONE told Moe he better call the mom - because it's creepy and weird if he doesn't - and he called her and of course...she was right next to her daughter. Here's what went down:</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Moe got a random text from the 12-year-old daughter of a woman he gave his number to (it was SUPER sweet and adorable and innocent)…and she asked him not to tell his mom.&#13;
&#13;
Moe feels weird about it - sure, he doesn't want to betray the 12-year-old or ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Moe got a random text from the 12-year-old daughter of a woman he gave his number to (it was SUPER sweet and adorable and innocent)…and she asked him not to tell his mom.&#13;
&#13;
Moe feels weird about it - sure, he doesn't want to betray the 12-year-old or get her in trouble, but he doesn't feel right having a kid text him without her mom knowing. Does he tell mom or keep his mouth shut?&#13;
&#13;
Basically EVERYONE told Moe he better call the mom - because it's creepy and weird if he doesn't - and he called her and of course...she was right next to her daughter. Here's what went down:</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Moe feels weird about it - sure, he doesn&amp;#39;t want to betray the 12-year-old or get her in trouble, but he doesn&amp;#39;t feel right having a kid text him without her mom knowing. Does he tell mom or keep his mouth shut?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Basically EVERYONE told Moe he better call the mom - because it&amp;#39;s creepy and weird if he doesn&amp;#39;t - and he called her and of course...she was right next to her daughter. Here&amp;#39;s what went down:&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 14:24:52 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Update: Did This Husband Just Screw Up His Wife's Thanksgiving?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>This Bert Show listener and his wife have a deal: they've been going to his wife's house every year for Thanksgiving FOREVER (since before they were married - back when they were just DATING), and then they do Christmas at his house with his family. But here's the thing - he HATES her family. They're always fighting and bickering, and it's the worst experience.&#13;
&#13;
So, to get out of it...he surprised her with a birthday trip (her birthday is today) that happens to take place...OVER THANKSGIVING. Think she'll be pissed?&#13;
&#13;
Well, he surprised her...and she had a few thoughts, alright.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>This Bert Show listener and his wife have a deal: they've been going to his wife's house every year for Thanksgiving FOREVER (since before they were married - back when they were just DATING), and then they do Christmas at his house with his family. Bu...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This Bert Show listener and his wife have a deal: they've been going to his wife's house every year for Thanksgiving FOREVER (since before they were married - back when they were just DATING), and then they do Christmas at his house with his family. But here's the thing - he HATES her family. They're always fighting and bickering, and it's the worst experience.&#13;
&#13;
So, to get out of it...he surprised her with a birthday trip (her birthday is today) that happens to take place...OVER THANKSGIVING. Think she'll be pissed?&#13;
&#13;
Well, he surprised her...and she had a few thoughts, alright.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;So, to get out of it...he surprised her with a birthday trip (her birthday is today) that happens to take place...OVER THANKSGIVING. Think she&amp;#39;ll be pissed?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, he surprised her...and she had a few thoughts, alright.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 14:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Davi Woke Up With Blood On Her Face On Thanksgiving Day</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Waking up Thanksgiving morning on the floor with blood all over your face isn't really the best way to kick off turkey day...but it happened to our girl Davi.&#13;
&#13;
At least she had someone there to catch her fall...and by someone we mean a hotel room dresser.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Waking up Thanksgiving morning on the floor with blood all over your face isn't really the best way to kick off turkey day...but it happened to our girl Davi.&#13;
&#13;
At least she had someone there to catch her fall...and by someone we mean a hotel room dre...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Waking up Thanksgiving morning on the floor with blood all over your face isn't really the best way to kick off turkey day...but it happened to our girl Davi.&#13;
&#13;
At least she had someone there to catch her fall...and by someone we mean a hotel room dresser.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Waking up Thanksgiving morning on the floor with blood all over your face isn&amp;#39;t really the best way to kick off turkey day...but it happened to our girl Davi.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At least she had someone there to catch her fall...and by someone we mean a hotel room dresser.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 14:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: We Have A Celeb Incarceration Draft Winner!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 14:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Did She Get A Sign From Beyond? What Happened To Kristin Is So Powerful</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Kristin's dad passed away from lung cancer a couple of months ago, and it's been really, really hard (and that's a huge understatement).&#13;
&#13;
They were super, super close, and Thanksgiving was the first major holiday that she's had to go through without him. And then something happened one night - and the chances of it happening were so, so slim - that she's wondering if it was his way of telling her that he was still there with her.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Kristin's dad passed away from lung cancer a couple of months ago, and it's been really, really hard (and that's a huge understatement).&#13;
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They were super, super close, and Thanksgiving was the first major holiday that she's had to go through without ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Kristin's dad passed away from lung cancer a couple of months ago, and it's been really, really hard (and that's a huge understatement).&#13;
&#13;
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<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Kristin&amp;#39;s dad passed away from lung cancer a couple of months ago, and it&amp;#39;s been really, really hard (and that&amp;#39;s a huge understatement).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They were super, super close, and Thanksgiving was the first major holiday that she&amp;#39;s had to go through without him. And then something happened one night - and the chances of it happening were so, so slim - that she&amp;#39;s wondering if it was his way of telling her that he was still there with her.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 13:31:40 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Huge Movember Mistake + This School Has A Challenge For Moe &amp; Blake</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 13:31:25 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Drama Fishing Update: Her Husband Didn't Come Home Last Night...But Claims He Was At Work!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert show listener Katie's husband didn't come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn't believe him when he says he's at work. He hates his job and he's always the kind of guy who's out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few weeks he's been coming home later and later - like 8PM.&#13;
&#13;
He says there's a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she's part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&#13;
&#13;
To add to the pot: he's been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that's not weird, but here's the thing: he doesn't like his coworkers and never talks about work.&#13;
&#13;
We check back in with Katie...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert show listener Katie's husband didn't come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn't believe him when he says he's at work. He hates his job and he's always the kind of guy who's out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert show listener Katie's husband didn't come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn't believe him when he says he's at work. He hates his job and he's always the kind of guy who's out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few weeks he's been coming home later and later - like 8PM.&#13;
&#13;
He says there's a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she's part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&#13;
&#13;
To add to the pot: he's been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that's not weird, but here's the thing: he doesn't like his coworkers and never talks about work.&#13;
&#13;
We check back in with Katie...</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert show listener Katie&amp;#39;s husband didn&amp;#39;t come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn&amp;#39;t believe him when he says he&amp;#39;s at work. He hates his job and he&amp;#39;s always the kind of guy who&amp;#39;s out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few weeks he&amp;#39;s been coming home later and later - like 8PM.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He says there&amp;#39;s a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she&amp;#39;s part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To add to the pot: he&amp;#39;s been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that&amp;#39;s not weird, but here&amp;#39;s the thing: he doesn&amp;#39;t like his coworkers and never talks about work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We check back in with Katie...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 13:31:13 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: 3 Baby Announcements + A MAJOR Arrest</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 12:38:04 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Update: Is Intern Blake About To Fail This AGAIN?!</title>
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<description>Intern Blake tried to take a solo trip to Franklin, Tennessee, but FAILED big time - the entire time he was hanging out with friends.&#13;
&#13;
So then we went back to the drawing board, and then we each planned a trip for him within his budget (we use that term loosely) and we even bought in a former Intern who has traveled the world solo - and Kristin won with her trip to Birmingham.&#13;
&#13;
But will he succeed this time? He's already hitting roadblocks...&#13;
&#13;
And even though his first stop was kind of rough...he's got an update for us!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Intern Blake tried to take a solo trip to Franklin, Tennessee, but FAILED big time - the entire time he was hanging out with friends.&#13;
&#13;
So then we went back to the drawing board, and then we each planned a trip for him within his budget (we use that t...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Intern Blake tried to take a solo trip to Franklin, Tennessee, but FAILED big time - the entire time he was hanging out with friends.&#13;
&#13;
So then we went back to the drawing board, and then we each planned a trip for him within his budget (we use that term loosely) and we even bought in a former Intern who has traveled the world solo - and Kristin won with her trip to Birmingham.&#13;
&#13;
But will he succeed this time? He's already hitting roadblocks...&#13;
&#13;
And even though his first stop was kind of rough...he's got an update for us!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Intern Blake tried to take a solo trip to Franklin, Tennessee, but FAILED big time - the entire time he was hanging out with friends.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So then we went back to the drawing board, and then we each planned a trip for him within his budget (we use that term loosely) and we even bought in a former Intern who has traveled the world solo - and Kristin won with her trip to Birmingham.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But will he succeed this time? He&amp;#39;s already hitting roadblocks...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And even though his first stop was kind of rough...he&amp;#39;s got an update for us!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 12:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>This Relationship Move Is Totally The Myth Of The Dating World...Have You Done It?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Cuffing season: after you've had your summer fling (or spent it single), it's the dating thing where you get all cuddly with someone for the winter...with plans to dump 'em in the spring. And you BOTH know this going in.&#13;
&#13;
Apparently, when sweater weather hits, people want to snuggle down for the season and be &quot;cuffed&quot; to someone. You cuddle, you got to each other's holiday parties - it's like an emotionally 'contractual' relationship for a few months - basically now through just after Valentine's day.&#13;
&#13;
But Cuffing Season is kind of like the Sasquatch of the dating world...everyone talks about it, but no one has seen it happen.&#13;
&#13;
Has anyone ACTUALLY done it?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Cuffing season: after you've had your summer fling (or spent it single), it's the dating thing where you get all cuddly with someone for the winter...with plans to dump 'em in the spring. And you BOTH know this going in.&#13;
&#13;
Apparently, when sweater wea...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Cuffing season: after you've had your summer fling (or spent it single), it's the dating thing where you get all cuddly with someone for the winter...with plans to dump 'em in the spring. And you BOTH know this going in.&#13;
&#13;
Apparently, when sweater weather hits, people want to snuggle down for the season and be &quot;cuffed&quot; to someone. You cuddle, you got to each other's holiday parties - it's like an emotionally 'contractual' relationship for a few months - basically now through just after Valentine's day.&#13;
&#13;
But Cuffing Season is kind of like the Sasquatch of the dating world...everyone talks about it, but no one has seen it happen.&#13;
&#13;
Has anyone ACTUALLY done it?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Cuffing season: after you&amp;#39;ve had your summer fling (or spent it single), it&amp;#39;s the dating thing where you get all cuddly with someone for the winter...with plans to dump &amp;#39;em in the spring. And you BOTH know this going in.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Apparently, when sweater weather hits, people want to snuggle down for the season and be &amp;quot;cuffed&amp;quot; to someone. You cuddle, you got to each other&amp;#39;s holiday parties - it&amp;#39;s like an emotionally &amp;#39;contractual&amp;#39; relationship for a few months - basically now through just after Valentine&amp;#39;s day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But Cuffing Season is kind of like the Sasquatch of the dating world...everyone talks about it, but no one has seen it happen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Has anyone ACTUALLY done it?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 12:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Chris Brown Slid Into Rihanna’s Insta Comments</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Plead The Fifth: Kristin Confesses What She'd Change About Cassie's Wedding</title>
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<description>We're taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, &quot;Watch What Happens Live.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. &quot;Pleading the Fifth.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Up today - Kristin confesses on who she stalked on social media last, who's the hardest to shop for, what the worst celeb to interview was...and what was wrong with Cassie's wedding.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>We're taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, &quot;Watch What Happens Live.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. &quot;Pleading the F...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We're taking a page out of &quot;Real Housewives&quot; creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, &quot;Watch What Happens Live.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. &quot;Pleading the Fifth.&quot;&#13;
&#13;
Up today - Kristin confesses on who she stalked on social media last, who's the hardest to shop for, what the worst celeb to interview was...and what was wrong with Cassie's wedding.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. &amp;quot;Pleading the Fifth.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Up today - Kristin confesses on who she stalked on social media last, who&amp;#39;s the hardest to shop for, what the worst celeb to interview was...and what was wrong with Cassie&amp;#39;s wedding.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Stream The Show: Friday, November 23, 2018</title>
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<title>Davi Is Taking Over A Members Bumble Account</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2018 15:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jr. Listeners Explain Fortnite To Clueless Davi</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2018 14:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bert's Not Sure He Believes In Love At First Sight...Or Soulmates Plus Earworm Songs</title>
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<description>There are two very romantic concepts that Bert is realizing...he might not believe in. He's so happy and so content in his relationship - the first time he can remember being that way in a long, long time. But while love is real, is it all just about timing? Are soulmates a real thing?&#13;
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And his friend fell in love...at first sight. How is that even REAL?</description>
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&#13;
And his friend fell in love...at first sight. How is that even REAL?</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;And his friend fell in love...at first sight. How is that even REAL?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Things You Shouldn't Do At A Gym</title>
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<title>Having Sexy Time While Injured</title>
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<title>Calls: Most Memorable Thing About Your Thanksgiving Dinner</title>
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<title>Moms Going At It on Social Media</title>
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<title>Davi's Anti-Depression Playlist Is The Prescription You Need To Lift Your Spirits</title>
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<description>If you're feeling depressed, Davi has an anti-depression playlist to help lift your spirits!</description>
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<title>Bert Still Can't Catch A Marlin</title>
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<title>There's A Midlife Crisis Hitting Gen X Women...And Kristin Can Relate</title>
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&#13;
There's a big midlife crisis hitting Gen X women, and it just keeps getting worse...especially because these women recognize that they're lucky, that things could be much worse, that they should be grateful for everything they have. But if that's the case, then why do they all feel this way?&#13;
&#13;
If you're going through any of this stuff...you're not alone.</description>
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&#13;
There's a big midlife crisis hitting Gen X women...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
There's a big midlife crisis hitting Gen X women, and it just keeps getting worse...especially because these women recognize that they're lucky, that things could be much worse, that they should be grateful for everything they have. But if that's the case, then why do they all feel this way?&#13;
&#13;
If you're going through any of this stuff...you're not alone.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#39;s a big midlife crisis hitting Gen X women, and it just keeps getting worse...especially because these women recognize that they&amp;#39;re lucky, that things could be much worse, that they should be grateful for everything they have. But if that&amp;#39;s the case, then why do they all feel this way?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you&amp;#39;re going through any of this stuff...you&amp;#39;re not alone.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Stream The Show: Thursday, November 22, 2018</title>
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<title>Suck It Tommy Trivia - Giving Hanks PT 2</title>
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<title>Is Walter Stealing Food Now?</title>
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<title>The Celebrity Accent Game</title>
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<title>Moe Guess That Phrase</title>
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<title>Tommy Puppet Master Two</title>
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<title>Davi's Love Letter From When She Was A Kid Speaks To All Of Us</title>
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&#13;
It's a love letter penned with immaculate detail about one of the kid seven wonders of the world: MAC N' CHEESE.</description>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#39;s a love letter penned with immaculate detail about one of the kid seven wonders of the world: MAC N&amp;#39; CHEESE.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Suck It Tommy Trivia: We're Giving T.Hanks With All Tom Hanks Movies!</title>
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<title>The &quot;Meh&quot; Game Is The &quot;Blah Blah&quot; Game...But Worse</title>
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<description>We used to play the “Blah Blah” game (in honor of Justin Bieber), where we &quot;blahed&quot; along to the songs. And now, it has evolved into something much, much (better?) worse.&#13;
&#13;
We were talking bout Maroon 5 potentially playing the Super Bowl the other day, and Bert called them “Meh-roon 5”…and so, the “Meh” game was played.&#13;
&#13;
You guessed it - we “Meh” to the songs, and y’all have to guess what they are. It’s the best train wreck you’ll ever witness.</description>
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&#13;
We were talking bout Maroon 5 potentially playing the Super Bowl the other day...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
We were talking bout Maroon 5 potentially playing the Super Bowl the other day, and Bert called them “Meh-roon 5”…and so, the “Meh” game was played.&#13;
&#13;
You guessed it - we “Meh” to the songs, and y’all have to guess what they are. It’s the best train wreck you’ll ever witness.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;We were talking bout Maroon 5 potentially playing the Super Bowl the other day, and Bert called them “Meh-roon 5”…and so, the “Meh” game was played.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You guessed it - we “Meh” to the songs, and y’all have to guess what they are. It’s the best train wreck you’ll ever witness.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Moe's About To Have A Milestone Weekend With His Dad</title>
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&#13;
And that's when he realized: it's much about more than just about seeing his Dad; it's a milestone for him and a moment he thinks every Father and Son wants to share.</description>
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&#13;
And that's when he realized...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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<title>Moe Is Single...And He Thinks He Knows Why</title>
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&#13;
It looks like it might be all his fault...</description>
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&#13;
It looks like it mi...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
- Things got REALLY heated.&#13;
&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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But what people are saying to pregnant women...seriously?</description>
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You might be a serial killer if...</description>
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You might be a serial killer if...</itunes:subtitle>
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<title>There Are Still Good Men Out There. Definitely At Least Two.</title>
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On a flight from Charleston to Atlanta, Kristin sat next to a man named Brett Johnson, who was an author (and she was working on writing her children's book). They struck up a conversation, and for the next hour or so, they talked about all of this and more...and now he's on with us to share it with YOU.</description>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2018 16:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
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&#13;
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<title>BERT: Lost a Good Friend Yesterday. </title>
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<title>Adam Sandler Appreciation Day</title>
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<title>CALLS: I Can't With</title>
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&#13;
But what about when you both play? Should be easy, right? Unless you do one *specific* thing and the jealousy starts...</description>
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&#13;
But what about when you both play? Should be easy, right? Unless you do one *specific* thing and the jealousy starts...</itunes:summary>
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<title>UNITED: Peanuts on a plane.</title>
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<title>Stream The Show: Monday, November 19, 2018</title>
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<title>What did your parents call your privates when you were a kid?</title>
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<title>INVESTIGATION: Rising Roll Tab</title>
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<title>Should Moe Tell His Best Friend That His Wife Is Cheating?</title>
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&#13;
Moe's best friend - this guy is like a brother to him, he's known since high school - his wife is cheating on him...with Moe's OTHER good hang out friend from high school. (They don't know each other, but they both know Moe).</description>
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&#13;
Moe's best friend - this guy is like a brother to him, he's known since high school - his wife is cheating on him...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
Moe's best friend - this guy is like a brother to him, he's known since high school - his wife is cheating on him...with Moe's OTHER good hang out friend from high school. (They don't know each other, but they both know Moe).</itunes:summary>
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<title>Davi Reveals How Lullabies Are Messed Up</title>
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<title>KRISTIN: Plead The Fifth </title>
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<title>Bert show Wins From The Week </title>
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<title>Bert- Office Dating PLUS Annual Butt Exam</title>
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<title>Fast Food Vent: What Place Are You Mad At For Cancelling Your Fave Menu Item?</title>
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<description>This all started when Kristin went for her ritual Chocolate Cookies (but hold the cookies) Shake at Zaxby's...only to find out that they were out of milkshakes. FOREVER.&#13;
&#13;
They totally STOPPED selling them, and she - and most of the world, it turns out - had ZERO idea.&#13;
&#13;
From Chick-fil-a to Taco Bell to Mickey D's...what menu items do you miss the most (/ silently rage about because they were TAKEN from you?!)</description>
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&#13;
They totally STOPPED selling them, and she - and most of the world, it turns ou...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;They totally STOPPED selling them, and she - and most of the world, it turns out - had ZERO idea.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From Chick-fil-a to Taco Bell to Mickey D&amp;#39;s...what menu items do you miss the most (/ silently rage about because they were TAKEN from you?!)&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>What Was The Tiny Clue You Found That Revealed They Were Cheating?</title>
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<description>A bobby pin. A strand of hair. The smell of perfume. What's the tiny, tiny clue that led you to find out that your significant other were cheating?&#13;
&#13;
You might be surprised the story one small detail can tell...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>A bobby pin. A strand of hair. The smell of perfume. What's the tiny, tiny clue that led you to find out that your significant other were cheating?&#13;
&#13;
You might be surprised the story one small detail can tell...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A bobby pin. A strand of hair. The smell of perfume. What's the tiny, tiny clue that led you to find out that your significant other were cheating?&#13;
&#13;
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<title>What Craziness Did The Hormones Do To You?</title>
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<title>The &quot;Meh&quot; Game Is The &quot;Blah Blah&quot; Game...But Worse</title>
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&#13;
We were talking bout Maroon 5 potentially playing the Super Bowl the other day, and Bert called them “Meh-roon 5”…and so, the “Meh” game was played.&#13;
&#13;
You guessed it - we “Meh” to the songs, and y’all have to guess what they are. It’s the best train wreck you’ll ever witness.</description>
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&#13;
We were talking bout Maroon 5 potentially playing the Super Bowl the other day, and Bert called them “Meh-roon 5”…an...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;We were talking bout Maroon 5 potentially playing the Super Bowl the other day, and Bert called them “Meh-roon 5”…and so, the “Meh” game was played.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You guessed it - we “Meh” to the songs, and y’all have to guess what they are. It’s the best train wreck you’ll ever witness.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2018 15:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Intern Stefani's Hitting An Adulting Milestone</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Our Intern Stefani is hitting a pretty big adulting milestone this week - it’s her first holiday EVER away from her family...and she's going to spend it with her boyfriend's family! She’s never done a holiday away from her immediate family, and to add to the pressure...she's meeting her boyfriend’s extended family for the first time!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Our Intern Stefani is hitting a pretty big adulting milestone this week - it’s her first holiday EVER away from her family...and she's going to spend it with her boyfriend's family! She’s never done a holiday away from her immediate family, and to add ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Our Intern Stefani is hitting a pretty big adulting milestone this week - it’s her first holiday EVER away from her family...and she's going to spend it with her boyfriend's family! She’s never done a holiday away from her immediate family, and to add to the pressure...she's meeting her boyfriend’s extended family for the first time!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Our Intern Stefani is hitting a pretty big adulting milestone this week - it’s her first holiday EVER away from her family...and she&amp;#39;s going to spend it with her boyfriend&amp;#39;s family! She’s never done a holiday away from her immediate family, and to add to the pressure...she&amp;#39;s meeting her boyfriend’s extended family for the first time!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2018 15:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stream The Show: Friday, November 16, 2018</title>
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<title>Moe's Parents Almost Got Divorced On Their Anniversary!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Moe's parents just celebrated their 24th year anniversary and - in the words of HIS Dad - it was a complete TRAIN WRECK. &#13;
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Moe's dad called him and told him he almost divorced his Mother on their anniversary over her ignorance that cost him a TON!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Moe's parents just celebrated their 24th year anniversary and - in the words of HIS Dad - it was a complete TRAIN WRECK. &#13;
&#13;
Moe's dad called him and told him he almost divorced his Mother on their anniversary over her ignorance that cost him a TON!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Moe's parents just celebrated their 24th year anniversary and - in the words of HIS Dad - it was a complete TRAIN WRECK. &#13;
&#13;
Moe's dad called him and told him he almost divorced his Mother on their anniversary over her ignorance that cost him a TON!</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Moe&amp;#39;s parents just celebrated their 24th year anniversary and - in the words of HIS Dad - it was a complete TRAIN WRECK. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Moe&amp;#39;s dad called him and told him he almost divorced his Mother on their anniversary over her ignorance that cost him a TON!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2018 14:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Did This Husband Just Screw Up His Wife's Thanksgiving?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>This Bert Show listener and his wife have a deal: they've been going to his wife's house every year for Thanksgiving FOREVER (since before they were married - back when they were just DATING), and then they do Christmas at his house with his family. But here's the thing - he HATES her family. They're always fighting and bickering, and it's the worst experience.&#13;
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So, to get out of it...he surprised her with a birthday trip (her birthday is today) that happens to take place...OVER THANKSGIVING. Think she'll be pissed?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>This Bert Show listener and his wife have a deal: they've been going to his wife's house every year for Thanksgiving FOREVER (since before they were married - back when they were just DATING), and then they do Christmas at his house with his family. Bu...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This Bert Show listener and his wife have a deal: they've been going to his wife's house every year for Thanksgiving FOREVER (since before they were married - back when they were just DATING), and then they do Christmas at his house with his family. But here's the thing - he HATES her family. They're always fighting and bickering, and it's the worst experience.&#13;
&#13;
So, to get out of it...he surprised her with a birthday trip (her birthday is today) that happens to take place...OVER THANKSGIVING. Think she'll be pissed?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;This Bert Show listener and his wife have a deal: they&amp;#39;ve been going to his wife&amp;#39;s house every year for Thanksgiving FOREVER (since before they were married - back when they were just DATING), and then they do Christmas at his house with his family. But here&amp;#39;s the thing - he HATES her family. They&amp;#39;re always fighting and bickering, and it&amp;#39;s the worst experience.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, to get out of it...he surprised her with a birthday trip (her birthday is today) that happens to take place...OVER THANKSGIVING. Think she&amp;#39;ll be pissed?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2018 14:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>111618 - KEVIN GILLESPIE - THANKSGIVING CHALLENGE FULL</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Update PT 2: We've Got Top Chef Kevin Gillespie In Studio To Judge Our Thanksgiving Dishes!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>The last time we did a cooking competition, Davi won. And she won the time before that, too. And now, we're ready to TAKE HER DOWN.&#13;
&#13;
We've got Top Chef and restauranteur Kevin Gillespie (check out his incredible food at one of his restaurants - Gun Show, Revival, Gamechanger, and Communion) coming in studio to judge or Thanksgiving dishes, but here's the trick: it can't be turkey or dessert-based.&#13;
&#13;
At Thanksgiving, the focus is ALWAYS on the turkey (and desserts are way too easy), but everyone knows: we really get at it for the SIDES (hollllla sweet potato casserole). So, what new sides can we whip up that'll have people going back for seconds? There'll be points for taste (obviously), creativity, and presentation.&#13;
&#13;
And the winner is...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>The last time we did a cooking competition, Davi won. And she won the time before that, too. And now, we're ready to TAKE HER DOWN.&#13;
&#13;
We've got Top Chef and restauranteur Kevin Gillespie (check out his incredible food at one of his restaurants - Gun S...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The last time we did a cooking competition, Davi won. And she won the time before that, too. And now, we're ready to TAKE HER DOWN.&#13;
&#13;
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&#13;
At Thanksgiving, the focus is ALWAYS on the turkey (and desserts are way too easy), but everyone knows: we really get at it for the SIDES (hollllla sweet potato casserole). So, what new sides can we whip up that'll have people going back for seconds? There'll be points for taste (obviously), creativity, and presentation.&#13;
&#13;
And the winner is...</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;ve got Top Chef and restauranteur Kevin Gillespie (check out his incredible food at one of his restaurants - Gun Show, Revival, Gamechanger, and Communion) coming in studio to judge or Thanksgiving dishes, but here&amp;#39;s the trick: it can&amp;#39;t be turkey or dessert-based.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At Thanksgiving, the focus is ALWAYS on the turkey (and desserts are way too easy), but everyone knows: we really get at it for the SIDES (hollllla sweet potato casserole). So, what new sides can we whip up that&amp;#39;ll have people going back for seconds? There&amp;#39;ll be points for taste (obviously), creativity, and presentation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And the winner is...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2018 13:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Drama Fishing PT 2: Her Husband Didn't Come Home Last Night...But Claims He Was At Work!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert show listener Katie's husband didn't come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn't believe him when he says he's at work. He hates his job and he's always the kind of guy who's out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few weeks he's been coming home later and later - like 8PM.&#13;
&#13;
He says there's a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she's part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&#13;
&#13;
To add to the pot: he's been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that's not weird, but here's the thing: he doesn't like his coworkers and never talks about work.&#13;
&#13;
She's about to drive by the office to see if he's there...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert show listener Katie's husband didn't come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn't believe him when he says he's at work. He hates his job and he's always the kind of guy who's out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert show listener Katie's husband didn't come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn't believe him when he says he's at work. He hates his job and he's always the kind of guy who's out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few weeks he's been coming home later and later - like 8PM.&#13;
&#13;
He says there's a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she's part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&#13;
&#13;
To add to the pot: he's been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that's not weird, but here's the thing: he doesn't like his coworkers and never talks about work.&#13;
&#13;
She's about to drive by the office to see if he's there...</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert show listener Katie&amp;#39;s husband didn&amp;#39;t come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn&amp;#39;t believe him when he says he&amp;#39;s at work. He hates his job and he&amp;#39;s always the kind of guy who&amp;#39;s out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few weeks he&amp;#39;s been coming home later and later - like 8PM.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He says there&amp;#39;s a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she&amp;#39;s part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To add to the pot: he&amp;#39;s been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that&amp;#39;s not weird, but here&amp;#39;s the thing: he doesn&amp;#39;t like his coworkers and never talks about work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She&amp;#39;s about to drive by the office to see if he&amp;#39;s there...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2018 13:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Update PT 1: We've Got Top Chef Kevin Gillespie In Studio To Judge Our Thanksgiving Dishes!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>The last time we did a cooking competition, Davi won. And she won the time before that, too. And now, we're ready to TAKE HER DOWN.&#13;
&#13;
We've got Top Chef and restauranteur Kevin Gillespie (check out his incredible food at one of his restaurants - Gun Show, Revival, Gamechanger, and Communion) coming in studio to judge or Thanksgiving dishes, but here's the trick: it can't be turkey or dessert-based.&#13;
&#13;
At Thanksgiving, the focus is ALWAYS on the turkey (and desserts are way too easy), but everyone knows: we really get at it for the SIDES (hollllla sweet potato casserole). So, what new sides can we whip up that'll have people going back for seconds? There'll be points for taste (obviously), creativity, and presentation.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>The last time we did a cooking competition, Davi won. And she won the time before that, too. And now, we're ready to TAKE HER DOWN.&#13;
&#13;
We've got Top Chef and restauranteur Kevin Gillespie (check out his incredible food at one of his restaurants - Gun S...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The last time we did a cooking competition, Davi won. And she won the time before that, too. And now, we're ready to TAKE HER DOWN.&#13;
&#13;
We've got Top Chef and restauranteur Kevin Gillespie (check out his incredible food at one of his restaurants - Gun Show, Revival, Gamechanger, and Communion) coming in studio to judge or Thanksgiving dishes, but here's the trick: it can't be turkey or dessert-based.&#13;
&#13;
At Thanksgiving, the focus is ALWAYS on the turkey (and desserts are way too easy), but everyone knows: we really get at it for the SIDES (hollllla sweet potato casserole). So, what new sides can we whip up that'll have people going back for seconds? There'll be points for taste (obviously), creativity, and presentation.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;The last time we did a cooking competition, Davi won. And she won the time before that, too. And now, we&amp;#39;re ready to TAKE HER DOWN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;ve got Top Chef and restauranteur Kevin Gillespie (check out his incredible food at one of his restaurants - Gun Show, Revival, Gamechanger, and Communion) coming in studio to judge or Thanksgiving dishes, but here&amp;#39;s the trick: it can&amp;#39;t be turkey or dessert-based.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At Thanksgiving, the focus is ALWAYS on the turkey (and desserts are way too easy), but everyone knows: we really get at it for the SIDES (hollllla sweet potato casserole). So, what new sides can we whip up that&amp;#39;ll have people going back for seconds? There&amp;#39;ll be points for taste (obviously), creativity, and presentation.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2018 13:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Drama Fishing PT 1: Her Husband Didn't Come Home Last Night...But Claims He Was At Work!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Bert show listener Katie's husband didn't come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn't believe him when he says he's at work. He hates his job and he's always the kind of guy who's out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few weeks he's been coming home later and later - like 8PM.&#13;
&#13;
He says there's a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she's part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&#13;
&#13;
To add to the pot: he's been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that's not weird, but here's the thing: he doesn't like his coworkers and never talks about work.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Bert show listener Katie's husband didn't come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn't believe him when he says he's at work. He hates his job and he's always the kind of guy who's out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bert show listener Katie's husband didn't come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn't believe him when he says he's at work. He hates his job and he's always the kind of guy who's out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few weeks he's been coming home later and later - like 8PM.&#13;
&#13;
He says there's a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she's part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&#13;
&#13;
To add to the pot: he's been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that's not weird, but here's the thing: he doesn't like his coworkers and never talks about work.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Bert show listener Katie&amp;#39;s husband didn&amp;#39;t come home last night (which has NEVER happened)...and she doesn&amp;#39;t believe him when he says he&amp;#39;s at work. He hates his job and he&amp;#39;s always the kind of guy who&amp;#39;s out the door at 6:01PM...except over the past few weeks he&amp;#39;s been coming home later and later - like 8PM.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He says there&amp;#39;s a big work project that has had a few issues, and the whole team has had to stay late. BUT THEN: Katie saw THIS. One of his coworkers that he SHOULD be working with because she&amp;#39;s part of his team was posting pictures of herself last night on Instagram at home with her kids.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To add to the pot: he&amp;#39;s been mentioning a new female coworker more and more. In and of itself, that&amp;#39;s not weird, but here&amp;#39;s the thing: he doesn&amp;#39;t like his coworkers and never talks about work.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2018 13:13:21 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Our Intern Met Mariah Carey &amp; Ended Up On Her Twitter!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Tradio: We'll Take The Items That Your Significant Other Hates</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>How it works: There is an item in your home that your significant other loves but you have to get rid of it. For example - that dusty college recliner seat that is throwing off the living room theme and you want it OUT of there. We tell you on-air what we have to trade, then you call us with your item! If we both agree to a trade - what we have is yours and we'll take your stuff off your hands!&#13;
&#13;
The catch: We have to trade up in value, so you can bet we’re not trading a limited edition painting for a pen that your significant other chews on.&#13;
&#13;
We're are starting off with Kristin's shag rug that use to sit in her living room.&#13;
&#13;
April wants to trade a dog butler statue that has to go and Kristin accepted!&#13;
&#13;
But what we got for this dog statue today is way, way creepy. It was found in the rural woods, and we're pretty (100%) sure that it was either used in a ritual or is haunted.</description>
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&#13;
The catch: We have to trade up in value, so you can bet we’re not trading a limited edition painting for a pen that your significant other chews on.&#13;
&#13;
We're are starting off with Kristin's shag rug that use to sit in her living room.&#13;
&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;The catch: We have to trade up in value, so you can bet we’re not trading a limited edition painting for a pen that your significant other chews on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;re are starting off with Kristin&amp;#39;s shag rug that use to sit in her living room.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;April wants to trade a dog butler statue that has to go and Kristin accepted!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But what we got for this dog statue today is way, way creepy. It was found in the rural woods, and we&amp;#39;re pretty (100%) sure that it was either used in a ritual or is haunted.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2018 12:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Suck It Tommy Trivia PT 2: We're Giving T.Hanks With All Tom Hanks Movies!</title>
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&#13;
Here's the thing: he's SO good at the game, we’ve actually kicked him out of it. He hosts, we play…and we yell SUCK IT TOMMY!&#13;
&#13;
Thanksgiving is next week, but instead of giving thanks...we're giving T.Hanks. An all new Suck It Tommy Trivia with JUST Tom Hanks movies!</description>
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&#13;
Here's the thing: he's SO good at the game, we’ve actually kicked him out of it. He ho...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Our Producer Tommy is pretty much a living IMDb when it comes to Hollywood trivia. So, from time to time we like to BEAT HIM DOWN…*ahem* beat him at his own game.&#13;
&#13;
Here's the thing: he's SO good at the game, we’ve actually kicked him out of it. He hosts, we play…and we yell SUCK IT TOMMY!&#13;
&#13;
Thanksgiving is next week, but instead of giving thanks...we're giving T.Hanks. An all new Suck It Tommy Trivia with JUST Tom Hanks movies!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#39;s the thing: he&amp;#39;s SO good at the game, we’ve actually kicked him out of it. He hosts, we play…and we yell SUCK IT TOMMY!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanksgiving is next week, but instead of giving thanks...we&amp;#39;re giving T.Hanks. An all new Suck It Tommy Trivia with JUST Tom Hanks movies!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Is Intern Blake About To Fail This AGAIN?!</title>
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But will he succeed this time? He's already hitting roadblocks...</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;But will he succeed this time? He&amp;#39;s already hitting roadblocks...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2018 12:19:28 +0000</pubDate>
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&#13;
Here's the thing: he's SO good at the game, we’ve actually kicked him out of it. He hosts, we play…and we yell SUCK IT TOMMY!&#13;
&#13;
Thanksgiving is next week, but instead of giving thanks...we're giving T.Hanks. An all new Suck It Tommy Trivia with JUST Tom Hanks movies!</description>
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&#13;
Here's the thing: he's SO good at the game, we’ve actually kicked him out of it. He ho...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
Here's the thing: he's SO good at the game, we’ve actually kicked him out of it. He hosts, we play…and we yell SUCK IT TOMMY!&#13;
&#13;
Thanksgiving is next week, but instead of giving thanks...we're giving T.Hanks. An all new Suck It Tommy Trivia with JUST Tom Hanks movies!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#39;s the thing: he&amp;#39;s SO good at the game, we’ve actually kicked him out of it. He hosts, we play…and we yell SUCK IT TOMMY!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanksgiving is next week, but instead of giving thanks...we&amp;#39;re giving T.Hanks. An all new Suck It Tommy Trivia with JUST Tom Hanks movies!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2018 12:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stream The Show: Thursday, November 15, 2018</title>
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&#13;
And yep, Guilty Wishes got mentioned...</description>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;And yep, Guilty Wishes got mentioned...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>EBuzz: How Much Would It Take For Us To Do A Topless Scene?</title>
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<title>Moe Got An Awkward Text From The Daughter Of A Girl He's Seeing</title>
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Moe feels weird about it - sure, he doesn't want to betray the 12-year-old or get her in trouble, but he doesn't feel right having a kid text him without her mom knowing. Does he tell mom or keep his mouth shut?&#13;
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Moms - hypothetical: your daughter texts the guy you're seeing (being sweet) and asks him to keep it a secret from you. Do you want to know?</description>
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&#13;
Moe feels weird about it - sure, he doesn't want to betray the 12-year-old or ...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
Moe feels weird about it - sure, he doesn't want to betray the 12-year-old or get her in trouble, but he doesn't feel right having a kid text him without her mom knowing. Does he tell mom or keep his mouth shut?&#13;
&#13;
Moms - hypothetical: your daughter texts the guy you're seeing (being sweet) and asks him to keep it a secret from you. Do you want to know?</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Moms - hypothetical: your daughter texts the guy you&amp;#39;re seeing (being sweet) and asks him to keep it a secret from you. Do you want to know?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>111518 - RELATIONSHIP REPORT CARD - DAVI - BLAIR - FULL</title>
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<title>PT 2: Davi's Doing Another Marriage Report Card...And The Grades Aren't The Best</title>
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&#13;
The last time they did this, it actually went pretty well, but some of the grades this time around aren't so sweet... F - ?!?!</description>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;The last time they did this, it actually went pretty well, but some of the grades this time around aren&amp;#39;t so sweet... F - ?!?!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Celebrity Baby Draft: This Former Bachelor Is Expecting His First!</title>
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<title>PT 1: Davi's Doing Another Marriage Report Card...And The Grades Aren't The Best</title>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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<title>We've Got Top Chef Kevin Gillespie In Studio To Judge Our Thanksgiving Dishes!</title>
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We've got Top Chef and restauranteur Kevin Gillespie (check out his incredible food at one of his restaurants - Gun Show, Revival, Gamechanger, and Communion) coming in studio to judge or Thanksgiving dishes, but here's the trick: it can't be turkey or dessert-based.&#13;
&#13;
At Thanksgiving, the focus is ALWAYS on the turkey (and desserts are way too easy), but everyone knows: we really get at it for the SIDES (hollllla sweet potato casserole). So, what new sides can we whip up that'll have people going back for seconds? There'll be points for taste (obviously), creativity, and presentation.</description>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
At Thanksgiving, the focus is ALWAYS on the turkey (and desserts are way too easy), but everyone knows: we really get at it for the SIDES (hollllla sweet potato casserole). So, what new sides can we whip up that'll have people going back for seconds? There'll be points for taste (obviously), creativity, and presentation.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;The last time we did a cooking competition, Davi won. And she won the time before that, too. And now, we&amp;#39;re ready to TAKE HER DOWN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;ve got Top Chef and restauranteur Kevin Gillespie (check out his incredible food at one of his restaurants - Gun Show, Revival, Gamechanger, and Communion) coming in studio to judge or Thanksgiving dishes, but here&amp;#39;s the trick: it can&amp;#39;t be turkey or dessert-based.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At Thanksgiving, the focus is ALWAYS on the turkey (and desserts are way too easy), but everyone knows: we really get at it for the SIDES (hollllla sweet potato casserole). So, what new sides can we whip up that&amp;#39;ll have people going back for seconds? There&amp;#39;ll be points for taste (obviously), creativity, and presentation.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2018 13:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>We Can't Believe What Walter Did To Moe At His Comedy Show</title>
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<itunes:subtitle>Ohhhh we got some DRAMA up in here. Walter committed the ULTIMATE on-stage comedy sin...and this transgression happened against his best pal, Moe! &#13;
&#13;
Walter was supposed to introduce Moe at Moe's comedy show last night...and somehow his 40 second intr...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;Walter was supposed to introduce Moe at Moe&amp;#39;s comedy show last night...and somehow his 40 second introduction of Intern Blake (who performed his rap songs) became 40 MINUTES.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2018 13:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Kanye &amp; Mark Zuckerberg Performed To BSB?!</title>
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<title>Cassie's Honeymoon Curve Ball + What Happened At Your Wedding?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
But there's a catch: there are certain restrictions *ahem* bullet points that they have to work within. Here are the parameters:&#13;
&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
But there's a catch: there are certain restrictions *ahem* bullet points that they have to ...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
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&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;between 4 - 9 days&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;down for unique, but not a TON of sightseeing (they want to chill and don&amp;#39;t want FOMO)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Cassie&amp;#39;s about to go on her honeymoon, but she has a little bit of a curve ball update for everyone...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2018 13:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Brag On Your Family Tree - Round 2</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Brag on Your Family Tree: who in your family did something AMAZING?! Bert just found out his uncle actually did some really incredible stuff...that he had no IDEA about!&#13;
&#13;
It can be anything - you're related to someone super famous, or maybe your ancestor discovered something or invented something...brag on your family tree!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Brag on Your Family Tree: who in your family did something AMAZING?! Bert just found out his uncle actually did some really incredible stuff...that he had no IDEA about!&#13;
&#13;
It can be anything - you're related to someone super famous, or maybe your ance...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Brag on Your Family Tree: who in your family did something AMAZING?! Bert just found out his uncle actually did some really incredible stuff...that he had no IDEA about!&#13;
&#13;
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<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Brag on Your Family Tree: who in your family did something AMAZING?! Bert just found out his uncle actually did some really incredible stuff...that he had no IDEA about!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It can be anything - you&amp;#39;re related to someone super famous, or maybe your ancestor discovered something or invented something...brag on your family tree!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2018 12:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Justin Bieber Is Taking A Break From Music</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Kristin's Struggling: Is It Worth Fighting This Fight?</title>
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&#13;
She needs to start calling the VA - where her dad underwent care for his lung cancer (and his transplant, in the past) to set some stuff straight about his most recent time there, but she can't force herself to do it.  &#13;
&#13;
She doesn't want to give up, because they keep brushing her off and that's what they expect her to do - just let it drop. &#13;
&#13;
But is it really worth the mental real estate and emotional exhaustion that she's going to have to endure in order to enact real change?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Kristin has really been working on trying not to be a people pleaser, but she's struggling with it this week.&#13;
&#13;
She needs to start calling the VA - where her dad underwent care for his lung cancer (and his transplant, in the past) to set some stuff st...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Kristin has really been working on trying not to be a people pleaser, but she's struggling with it this week.&#13;
&#13;
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&#13;
She doesn't want to give up, because they keep brushing her off and that's what they expect her to do - just let it drop. &#13;
&#13;
But is it really worth the mental real estate and emotional exhaustion that she's going to have to endure in order to enact real change?</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;She needs to start calling the VA - where her dad underwent care for his lung cancer (and his transplant, in the past) to set some stuff straight about his most recent time there, but she can&amp;#39;t force herself to do it.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She doesn&amp;#39;t want to give up, because they keep brushing her off and that&amp;#39;s what they expect her to do - just let it drop. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But is it really worth the mental real estate and emotional exhaustion that she&amp;#39;s going to have to endure in order to enact real change?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Stream the Show: Wednesday, November 14, 2018</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>OH It Just Got REAL Between Intern Blake And Moe</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2018 15:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: More of the Worst Super Bowl Performer Ideas</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Distant Cousins: PAUSE YOUR SHOULDERS </title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Kristin Was On HLN About Her Journey With IVF</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Kristin's been really open about her journey with IVF and her struggle to have a child with her husband, Bart.&#13;
&#13;
After former First Lady Michelle Obama opened up about her struggle with infertility and miscarriage in her new book, &quot;Becoming,&quot; HLN - that's CNN's sister station - asked her to come in and talk about it.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Kristin's been really open about her journey with IVF and her struggle to have a child with her husband, Bart.&#13;
&#13;
After former First Lady Michelle Obama opened up about her struggle with infertility and miscarriage in her new book, &quot;Becoming,&quot; HLN - th...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Kristin's been really open about her journey with IVF and her struggle to have a child with her husband, Bart.&#13;
&#13;
After former First Lady Michelle Obama opened up about her struggle with infertility and miscarriage in her new book, &quot;Becoming,&quot; HLN - that's CNN's sister station - asked her to come in and talk about it.</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Kristin&amp;#39;s been really open about her journey with IVF and her struggle to have a child with her husband, Bart.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After former First Lady Michelle Obama opened up about her struggle with infertility and miscarriage in her new book, &amp;quot;Becoming,&amp;quot; HLN - that&amp;#39;s CNN&amp;#39;s sister station - asked her to come in and talk about it.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2018 14:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Final Update: This Bert Show Listener Tries To Escape The Doghouse</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
Now, he wants to make a public apology.&#13;
&#13;
Well, Kristin wanted to get his wife on to let HER vent before we heard his apology, just so both sides of the story could get out there.&#13;
&#13;
And we did NOT see this twist coming. No WONDER she's so dang mad.&#13;
&#13;
And we get HIM back on and confront him with the truth...and here's what he has to say about it...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>This Bert Show listener had a wild drunk night. He was so drunk that he didn't go home. Not only that, he was too drunk to make it to the family photos his wife planned for WEEKS!&#13;
&#13;
Now, he wants to make a public apology.&#13;
&#13;
Well, Kristin wanted to ge...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>This Bert Show listener had a wild drunk night. He was so drunk that he didn't go home. Not only that, he was too drunk to make it to the family photos his wife planned for WEEKS!&#13;
&#13;
Now, he wants to make a public apology.&#13;
&#13;
Well, Kristin wanted to get his wife on to let HER vent before we heard his apology, just so both sides of the story could get out there.&#13;
&#13;
And we did NOT see this twist coming. No WONDER she's so dang mad.&#13;
&#13;
And we get HIM back on and confront him with the truth...and here's what he has to say about it...</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;This Bert Show listener had a wild drunk night. He was so drunk that he didn&amp;#39;t go home. Not only that, he was too drunk to make it to the family photos his wife planned for WEEKS!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, he wants to make a public apology.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, Kristin wanted to get his wife on to let HER vent before we heard his apology, just so both sides of the story could get out there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And we did NOT see this twist coming. No WONDER she&amp;#39;s so dang mad.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And we get HIM back on and confront him with the truth...and here&amp;#39;s what he has to say about it...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2018 14:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Is This The Big Break Moe &amp; Intern Blake Have Been Waiting For?!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Moe's About To Have A Milestone Weekend With His Dad</title>
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<description>Moe's dad (just to clarify - he calls his biological father his &quot;Father,&quot; but his step-dad is his DAD) is finally coming to visit him this week, and it's the most excited he says he's been since moving from New York City. &#13;
&#13;
And that's when he realized: it's much about more than just about seeing his Dad; it's a milestone for him and a moment he thinks every Father and Son wants to share.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Moe's dad (just to clarify - he calls his biological father his &quot;Father,&quot; but his step-dad is his DAD) is finally coming to visit him this week, and it's the most excited he says he's been since moving from New York City. &#13;
&#13;
And that's when he realize...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Moe's dad (just to clarify - he calls his biological father his &quot;Father,&quot; but his step-dad is his DAD) is finally coming to visit him this week, and it's the most excited he says he's been since moving from New York City. &#13;
&#13;
And that's when he realized: it's much about more than just about seeing his Dad; it's a milestone for him and a moment he thinks every Father and Son wants to share.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;And that&amp;#39;s when he realized: it&amp;#39;s much about more than just about seeing his Dad; it&amp;#39;s a milestone for him and a moment he thinks every Father and Son wants to share.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2018 13:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Here's How To Handle Those Annoying Questions From Your Family Over The Holidays</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>You know when you go home and you get ALL those questions from your family members (BACK OFF GREAT AUNT EDNA) and they're all so annoying and intrusive and you start sweating because you feel like you have answers for NONE of them.&#13;
&#13;
And now you're sweating and grandma is staring at you, waiting for an answer and your PERFECT Cousin Liz (who graduated early and just got engaged) is hovering and you feel like the biggest FAILURE of all time.&#13;
&#13;
And that's where we come in. We'll give you the answers to the questions you're always hammered with whenever you go come for the holidays!&#13;
&#13;
Round 1&#13;
&#13;
1. When do you graduate and are you behind? &#13;
&#13;
2. What’s your major? &#13;
&#13;
3. What do you plan on doing with that? &#13;
&#13;
4. What are you going to do if that doesn’t work out?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>You know when you go home and you get ALL those questions from your family members (BACK OFF GREAT AUNT EDNA) and they're all so annoying and intrusive and you start sweating because you feel like you have answers for NONE of them.&#13;
&#13;
And now you're sw...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>You know when you go home and you get ALL those questions from your family members (BACK OFF GREAT AUNT EDNA) and they're all so annoying and intrusive and you start sweating because you feel like you have answers for NONE of them.&#13;
&#13;
And now you're sweating and grandma is staring at you, waiting for an answer and your PERFECT Cousin Liz (who graduated early and just got engaged) is hovering and you feel like the biggest FAILURE of all time.&#13;
&#13;
And that's where we come in. We'll give you the answers to the questions you're always hammered with whenever you go come for the holidays!&#13;
&#13;
Round 1&#13;
&#13;
1. When do you graduate and are you behind? &#13;
&#13;
2. What’s your major? &#13;
&#13;
3. What do you plan on doing with that? &#13;
&#13;
4. What are you going to do if that doesn’t work out?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;You know when you go home and you get ALL those questions from your family members (BACK OFF GREAT AUNT EDNA) and they&amp;#39;re all so annoying and intrusive and you start sweating because you feel like you have answers for NONE of them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And now you&amp;#39;re sweating and grandma is staring at you, waiting for an answer and your PERFECT Cousin Liz (who graduated early and just got engaged) is hovering and you feel like the biggest FAILURE of all time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And that&amp;#39;s where we come in. We&amp;#39;ll give you the answers to the questions you&amp;#39;re always hammered with whenever you go come for the holidays!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Round 1&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;When do you graduate and are you behind? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;What’s your major? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;What do you plan on doing with that? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;What are you going to do if that doesn’t work out?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2018 13:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who's Walking Into A Hornet's Nest This Thanksgiving?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Who knows that they are walking into a family hornet’s nest over Thanksgiving? You know, family tension’s been brewing all year for whatever reason, and it’s all going to come to a head at on Turkey Day?&#13;
&#13;
And then…Bert has one really _interesting_ Curious Caucasian question about babies…</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Who knows that they are walking into a family hornet’s nest over Thanksgiving? You know, family tension’s been brewing all year for whatever reason, and it’s all going to come to a head at on Turkey Day?&#13;
&#13;
And then…Bert has one really _interesting_ Cu...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Who knows that they are walking into a family hornet’s nest over Thanksgiving? You know, family tension’s been brewing all year for whatever reason, and it’s all going to come to a head at on Turkey Day?&#13;
&#13;
And then…Bert has one really _interesting_ Curious Caucasian question about babies…</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;And then…Bert has one really &lt;em&gt;interesting&lt;/em&gt; Curious Caucasian question about babies…&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2018 13:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Here's Who We Think Should NEVER Play The Super Bowl</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>We Send The Ghost Hunters To One Bert Show Member's House!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>We sent Ghosts of Georgia Paranormal Investigations out to visit a couple of different places a few weeks ago (like this listener's haunted house or this haunted movie theater), but there's one place we've been WAITING to get the update on...because it hits close to home.&#13;
&#13;
Our Audio Producer, K. Lee, has two kids - a 6-year-old and a 2-year-old - and they've been seeing some really weird stuff around his house. (There's seriously nothing scarier than kids seeing stuff you can't see.) So we sent the ghost hunters in to investigate and see what was REALLY going down...</description>
<itunes:subtitle>We sent Ghosts of Georgia Paranormal Investigations out to visit a couple of different places a few weeks ago (like this listener's haunted house or this haunted movie theater), but there's one place we've been WAITING to get the update on...because it...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We sent Ghosts of Georgia Paranormal Investigations out to visit a couple of different places a few weeks ago (like this listener's haunted house or this haunted movie theater), but there's one place we've been WAITING to get the update on...because it hits close to home.&#13;
&#13;
Our Audio Producer, K. Lee, has two kids - a 6-year-old and a 2-year-old - and they've been seeing some really weird stuff around his house. (There's seriously nothing scarier than kids seeing stuff you can't see.) So we sent the ghost hunters in to investigate and see what was REALLY going down...</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;We sent Ghosts of Georgia Paranormal Investigations out to visit a couple of different places a few weeks ago (like this listener&amp;#39;s haunted house or this haunted movie theater), but there&amp;#39;s one place we&amp;#39;ve been WAITING to get the update on...because it hits close to home.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our Audio Producer, K. Lee, has two kids - a 6-year-old and a 2-year-old - and they&amp;#39;ve been seeing some really weird stuff around his house. (There&amp;#39;s seriously nothing scarier than kids seeing stuff you can&amp;#39;t see.) So we sent the ghost hunters in to investigate and see what was REALLY going down...&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2018 12:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>Something Went Down At Cassie's Wedding...And It's A Mystery</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>There's a mystery that Cassie wants figured out. Something went down at her wedding (get the highlights of the weekend, here!), and the description of the person who did it matches someone on The Bert Show PERFECTLY.&#13;
&#13;
So she wants to know...is there anything that someone on the show needs to confess before she calls them out publicly?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>There's a mystery that Cassie wants figured out. Something went down at her wedding (get the highlights of the weekend, here!), and the description of the person who did it matches someone on The Bert Show PERFECTLY.&#13;
&#13;
So she wants to know...is there ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>There's a mystery that Cassie wants figured out. Something went down at her wedding (get the highlights of the weekend, here!), and the description of the person who did it matches someone on The Bert Show PERFECTLY.&#13;
&#13;
So she wants to know...is there anything that someone on the show needs to confess before she calls them out publicly?</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#39;s a mystery that Cassie wants figured out. Something went down at her wedding (get the highlights of the weekend, here!), and the description of the person who did it matches someone on The Bert Show PERFECTLY.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So she wants to know...is there anything that someone on the show needs to confess before she calls them out publicly?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2018 12:44:54 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Would You Sign This Super Bowl Petition?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>Moekanda &amp; Isle of Davi: We Have New Rules For A Perfect World</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
We all have got a list of rules...but a couple of new  things have happened so we NEED to add to them!&#13;
&#13;
And here are the new rules for Moekanda and Isle of Davi!</description>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&#13;
And here are the new rules for Moekanda and Isle of Davi!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;We all have got a list of rules...but a couple of new  things have happened so we NEED to add to them!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And here are the new rules for Moekanda and Isle of Davi!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2018 12:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stream the Show: Tuesday, November 13, 2018</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>EBuzz: Lorde Called Kanye Out...For Allegedly Stealing?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2018 14:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Brag On Your Fam: Bert Has Someone Super Famous In His Family Tree!</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2018 14:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Update: This Bert Show Listener Tries To Escape The Doghouse</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description> &#13;
&#13;
Well, Kristin wanted to get his wife on to let HER vent before we heard his apology, just so both sides of the story could get out there. &#13;
&#13;
And we did NOT see this twist coming. No WONDER she's so dang mad.</description>
<itunes:subtitle> &#13;
&#13;
Well, Kristin wanted to get his wife on to let HER vent before we heard his apology, just so both sides of the story could get out there. &#13;
&#13;
And we did NOT see this twist coming. No WONDER she's so dang mad.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary> &#13;
&#13;
Well, Kristin wanted to get his wife on to let HER vent before we heard his apology, just so both sides of the story could get out there. &#13;
&#13;
And we did NOT see this twist coming. No WONDER she's so dang mad.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;And we did NOT see this twist coming. No WONDER she&amp;#39;s so dang mad.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2018 14:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Serena Williams Has Been Named One Of GQ's Men Of The Year</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>We've Never Met A Guy Who's Dreamed of Their Wedding Before Getting Engaged</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Guys...have you ever imagined your perfect wedding day (like some girls do) BEFORE you ever got engaged?&#13;
&#13;
Because we were thinking about it, and while we've met some women who have been planning the details of their dream wedding for years, we've never met a guy who has..</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Guys...have you ever imagined your perfect wedding day (like some girls do) BEFORE you ever got engaged?&#13;
&#13;
Because we were thinking about it, and while we've met some women who have been planning the details of their dream wedding for years, we've nev...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Guys...have you ever imagined your perfect wedding day (like some girls do) BEFORE you ever got engaged?&#13;
&#13;
Because we were thinking about it, and while we've met some women who have been planning the details of their dream wedding for years, we've never met a guy who has..</itunes:summary>
<content:encoded>&lt;p&gt;Guys...have you ever imagined your perfect wedding day (like some girls do) BEFORE you ever got engaged?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Because we were thinking about it, and while we&amp;#39;ve met some women who have been planning the details of their dream wedding for years, we&amp;#39;ve never met a guy who has..&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2018 13:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kids Boost: Can You Help Parker Help Kids Play Soccer?</title>
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<description>Kristen Witzel is from Kids Boost, and she has a really amazing organization. Kids Boost meets with kids and finds out what makes them spark. Rock climbing? Baking? Video games? Dogs? And then they help those kids take that passion and turn it into philanthropy. They give the kids $100, a one-on-one coach, and resources along the way…and then those kids turn that $100 into more to give back!&#13;
&#13;
In fact, Kids Boost and the kids they're helping change the world have taken $6,400 and turned that into $115,000 of donations to non-profits!&#13;
&#13;
So, here's the deal: if your kid - who is eight years old or older - wants to start their own charity or get involved, apply!&#13;
&#13;
Kids Boost relies on YOUR donations to get these projects going. Will you donate? Or buy something of the Kids Boost Amazon Wish List to help?&#13;
&#13;
Kids Booster kid Parker is raising money to help less fortunate kids play soccer by hosting a PK Challenge on Dec. 9th in Cumming. Help out Parker, here!&#13;
&#13;
BUT FIRST...Moe had the worst Uber ride of all time...AGAIN!</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Kristen Witzel is from Kids Boost, and she has a really amazing organization. Kids Boost meets with kids and finds out what makes them spark. Rock climbing? Baking? Video games? Dogs? And then they help those kids take that passion and turn it into phi...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Kristen Witzel is from Kids Boost, and she has a really amazing organization. Kids Boost meets with kids and finds out what makes them spark. Rock climbing? Baking? Video games? Dogs? And then they help those kids take that passion and turn it into philanthropy. They give the kids $100, a one-on-one coach, and resources along the way…and then those kids turn that $100 into more to give back!&#13;
&#13;
In fact, Kids Boost and the kids they're helping change the world have taken $6,400 and turned that into $115,000 of donations to non-profits!&#13;
&#13;
So, here's the deal: if your kid - who is eight years old or older - wants to start their own charity or get involved, apply!&#13;
&#13;
Kids Boost relies on YOUR donations to get these projects going. Will you donate? Or buy something of the Kids Boost Amazon Wish List to help?&#13;
&#13;
Kids Booster kid Parker is raising money to help less fortunate kids play soccer by hosting a PK Challenge on Dec. 9th in Cumming. Help out Parker, here!&#13;
&#13;
BUT FIRST...Moe had the worst Uber ride of all time...AGAIN!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;In fact, Kids Boost and the kids they&amp;#39;re helping change the world have taken $6,400 and turned that into $115,000 of donations to non-profits!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, here&amp;#39;s the deal: if your kid - who is eight years old or older - wants to start their own charity or get involved, apply!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kids Boost relies on YOUR donations to get these projects going. Will you donate? Or buy something of the Kids Boost Amazon Wish List to help?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kids Booster kid Parker is raising money to help less fortunate kids play soccer by hosting a PK Challenge on Dec. 9th in Cumming. Help out Parker, here!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BUT FIRST...Moe had the worst Uber ride of all time...AGAIN!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2018 13:12:33 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Update: This Listener Is Going On A Date, But Thinks He Has Her Confused With Someone Else</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
Should she back out of the date or let destiny take over? &#13;
&#13;
Whelp, she took the date...so we're gonna see how it went!</description>
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&#13;
Should she back out of the date or let destiny take over? &#13;
&#13;
Whelp, she took the date...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
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&#13;
Whelp, she took the date...so we're gonna see how it went!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Should she back out of the date or let destiny take over? &lt;/p&gt;
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<title>EBuzz: Kanye &amp; Kim Saved Their Neighborhood From Wildfires</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2018 12:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>We Have New Rules For A Perfect World</title>
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We all have got a list of rules...but a couple of new  things have happened so we NEEDS to add to them!</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2018 12:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>UPDATE: Moe Just Had To &quot;Dump&quot; A Racist Friend</title>
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&#13;
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&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;We thought that Moe was gonna have to &amp;quot;dump&amp;quot; one of his closest friends, but now his friend is reaching out to him. Is there a chance for redemption...or did it all just go too far?&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>EBuzz: Marvel Creator Stan Lee Has Passed Away</title>
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<title>Cassie's Back From Her Wedding!</title>
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<description>From the weather clearing up perfectly to the songs played on the special day (her playlist is below!) to the reading done at the ceremony to the hilarious speeches, here are the highlights - from Cassie - about her big day.</description>
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<title>Stream The Show: Monday, November 12, 2018</title>
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<title>EBuzz: Letter To Veterans </title>
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<title>Brag on Your Woman: Your Woman is the BEST thing in You Life </title>
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&#13;
Get some brownie points by publicly appreciating your lady – call us and tell us what your woman is doing that you love, that you’re proud of, and that you’re thankful for.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>She's unlike any other woman you have met. This woman is the BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU- brag on her! Walter kicks it off with how proud he is of his girlfriends accomplishments&#13;
&#13;
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&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;Get some brownie points by publicly appreciating your lady – call us and tell us what your woman is doing that you love, that you’re proud of, and that you’re thankful for.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
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<title>Should Kristin Get a Third Dog</title>
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<description>Dogs are just like children. It takes a lot of energy to take care of them. Kristin has a dilemma with her dog Willie Tayte. He is still in the puppy faze and is driving her oldest dog Leeroy Brown crazy. &#13;
&#13;
So what do you do with a dog that has so much energy? It was suggested she gets a third dog.</description>
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&#13;
So what do you do with a dog that has so mu...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
So what do you do with a dog that has so much energy? It was suggested she gets a third dog.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;So what do you do with a dog that has so much energy? It was suggested she gets a third dog.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2018 14:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>This Bert Show Listener Tries To Escape The Doghouse</title>
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&#13;
Now, he wants to make a public apology.</description>
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&#13;
Now, he wants to make a public apology.</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
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<title>EBuzz: Aerosmith Member Collapses Backstage </title>
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<title>Intern Blake Refuses To Rap Against Moe Again</title>
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Instead of putting an end to the beef with one last battle Blake has a list of reason why he shouldn't battle Moe.</description>
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&#13;
Instead of putting an end to the beef with one last battle Blake has a l...</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
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<title>Big Thank You-Winning School of Competition, Plus Moe Breaking Bro Code</title>
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<title>He Has me Confused With Someone Else - Part One </title>
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<description>This Bert Show listener is torn. She is going on her FIRST date with her crush. However, text messages lead her to believe he has confused her with another woman!&#13;
&#13;
Should she back out of the date or let destiny take over?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>This Bert Show listener is torn. She is going on her FIRST date with her crush. However, text messages lead her to believe he has confused her with another woman!&#13;
&#13;
Should she back out of the date or let destiny take over?</itunes:subtitle>
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&#13;
Should she back out of the date or let destiny take over?</itunes:summary>
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<title>EBuzz: Kanye West Has A Shooting Scare </title>
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<title>Highlights from Cassie's Wedding</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Our Social Media Director, CASSIE, got MARRIED over the weekend! From the ceremony to the reception, everything was BEAUTIFUL. We'll give you some of the highlights!</description>
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<itunes:summary>Learning how to drive is a thrilling experience for the teen. Parents, eh not so much. It certainly can be stressful. Bert's son Hayden is learning how to drive and almost CRASHED into the garage.&#13;
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Listeners called in to tell us their horror stories from teaching their kids to drive.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Listeners called in to tell us their horror stories from teaching their kids to drive.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EBuzz: Johnny Depp Prepared for the Roll of Jack Sparrow in a Sauna </title>
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<title>Walter Did Something Dumb In His Relationship</title>
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<description>Walter confesses doing the dumbest thing he could in his relationship.  He gave his house key to his mother, and his girlfriend was cool with.  Until, his mother started going through their master bedroom and using his girlfriend computer. That's when things began to get heated.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2018 13:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Adam Sandler Appreciation Day</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2018 13:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
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The catch: We have to trade up in value, so you can bet we’re not trading a limited edition painting for a pen that your significant other chews on.&#13;
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We're are starting off with  Kristin's shag rug that use to sit in her living room.&#13;
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April wants to trade a dog butler statue that has to go and Kristin accepted!</description>
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<itunes:summary>How it works: There is an item in your home that your significant other loves but you have to get rid of it. For example that dusty college recliner seat that is throwing off the living room theme. We tell you on-air what we have to trade, then you call us with your item.&#13;
&#13;
The catch: We have to trade up in value, so you can bet we’re not trading a limited edition painting for a pen that your significant other chews on.&#13;
&#13;
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April wants to trade a dog butler statue that has to go and Kristin accepted!</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;The catch: We have to trade up in value, so you can bet we’re not trading a limited edition painting for a pen that your significant other chews on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#39;re are starting off with  Kristin&amp;#39;s shag rug that use to sit in her living room.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;April wants to trade a dog butler statue that has to go and Kristin accepted!&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2018 13:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Bert Matches Songs To Animated Movies</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>STUPIDEST TEXT YOU GOT ON WEDDING DAY</title>
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&#13;
We have brides call in to tell us the stupidest text they received on their wedding day.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Your wedding day is supposed to be the best day of your life. No worries, just you and the love of your life. Yet, somehow a person had to ruin it with a stupid text.&#13;
&#13;
We have brides call in to tell us the stupidest text they received on their weddin...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Your wedding day is supposed to be the best day of your life. No worries, just you and the love of your life. Yet, somehow a person had to ruin it with a stupid text.&#13;
&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;We have brides call in to tell us the stupidest text they received on their wedding day.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2018 13:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>110818 - 0700 - Bert Show Podcasts</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>HOW DO YOU MAKE A WOMAN FEEL SEXY AGAIN?</title>
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&#13;
We had listeners call in with the best advice they had for him.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>As a husband, how can you make your wife feel sexy again? That's what one caller needs help with. After being together for several years and one child, she feels her body isn't the same.&#13;
&#13;
We had listeners call in with the best advice they had for him.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>As a husband, how can you make your wife feel sexy again? That's what one caller needs help with. After being together for several years and one child, she feels her body isn't the same.&#13;
&#13;
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&lt;p&gt;We had listeners call in with the best advice they had for him.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2018 13:08:23 +0000</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>The Bert Show</itunes:author>
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<title>EBuzz: Is Halsey Rebounding With John Meyer?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<title>PT 3: Moe Just Had To &quot;Dump&quot; A Racist Friend</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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<description>Moe has a guy friend that he's been pretty close to, but one night while they were out, he did something that is SUPER unacceptable.&#13;
&#13;
Moe called him on it, and his friend said the word AGAIN. His friend had the chance to backtrack and fix things, but he didn't.&#13;
&#13;
And now, Moe's gotta &quot;dump&quot; one of his closest friends!&#13;
&#13;
Now Moe is torn between leaving him behind or accept his apology.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Moe has a guy friend that he's been pretty close to, but one night while they were out, he did something that is SUPER unacceptable.&#13;
&#13;
Moe called him on it, and his friend said the word AGAIN. His friend had the chance to backtrack and fix things, but...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Moe has a guy friend that he's been pretty close to, but one night while they were out, he did something that is SUPER unacceptable.&#13;
&#13;
Moe called him on it, and his friend said the word AGAIN. His friend had the chance to backtrack and fix things, but he didn't.&#13;
&#13;
And now, Moe's gotta &quot;dump&quot; one of his closest friends!&#13;
&#13;
Now Moe is torn between leaving him behind or accept his apology.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Moe called him on it, and his friend said the word AGAIN. His friend had the chance to backtrack and fix things, but he didn&amp;#39;t.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And now, Moe&amp;#39;s gotta &amp;quot;dump&amp;quot; one of his closest friends!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now Moe is torn between leaving him behind or accept his apology.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2018 11:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>PT 2: What The Hell Is Ariana Grande Saying?!</title>
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<description>We were listening to &quot;Sweetener&quot; - the album that Ariana Grande dropped the other day and that's when we realized: we LOVE her voice, but we have absolutely no clue what she's saying.&#13;
&#13;
But seriously...if you don't know the words, can you figure them out? We try...and we fail big time.</description>
<itunes:subtitle>We were listening to &quot;Sweetener&quot; - the album that Ariana Grande dropped the other day and that's when we realized: we LOVE her voice, but we have absolutely no clue what she's saying.&#13;
&#13;
But seriously...if you don't know the words, can you figure them ...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We were listening to &quot;Sweetener&quot; - the album that Ariana Grande dropped the other day and that's when we realized: we LOVE her voice, but we have absolutely no clue what she's saying.&#13;
&#13;
But seriously...if you don't know the words, can you figure them out? We try...and we fail big time.</itunes:summary>
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&lt;p&gt;But seriously...if you don&amp;#39;t know the words, can you figure them out? We try...and we fail big time.&lt;/p&gt;</content:encoded>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2018 15:12:57 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is The Term &quot;Working Mom&quot; Offensive?</title>
<link>http://thebertshow.com</link>
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&#13;
But there's the thing: we don't think a lot about it, but is the term &quot;working mom&quot; actually offensive? We don't call dads &quot;working dads,&quot; so why should moms be singled out for that?</description>
<itunes:subtitle>Look, let's be real: moms work their butts off, whether it's at home OR in the office.&#13;
&#13;
But there's the thing: we don't think a lot about it, but is the term &quot;working mom&quot; actually offensive? We don't call dads &quot;working dads,&quot; so why should moms be s...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Look, let's be real: moms work their butts off, whether it's at home OR in the office.&#13;
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But
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