Scriptable script to check if Slack is down. Works with Siri and widgets.

Is Slack down?.js

// Variables used by Scriptable.
// These must be at the very top of the file. Do not edit.
// icon-color: orange; icon-glyph: exclamation-triangle;
// Checks if Slack is down by examining their status page. Works perfectly with Siri.
let url = "https://status.slack.com"
let r = new Request(url)
if (config.runsWithSiri) {
  let isDown = await getIsDown(url)
  if (isDown) {
    Speech.speak("Yes")
  } else {
    Speech.speak("No")
  }
  Script.complete()
} else if (config.runsInWidget) {
  let isDown = await getIsDown(url)
  let widget = createWidget(isDown)
  Script.setWidget(widget)
  Script.complete()
} else {
  Safari.openInApp(url)
}

async function getIsDown(url) {
  let body = await r.loadString()
  let needles = [
    "up and running",
    "smooth sailing"
  ]
  let foundNeedles = needles.filter(n => {
    return body.includes(n)
  })
  return foundNeedles.length <= 0
}

function createWidget(isDown) {
  let w = new ListWidget()
  let emoji
  if (isDown) {
    emoji = "⚠️"
  } else {
    emoji = "✅"
  }
  let wtext = w.addText(emoji)
  wtext.centerAlignText()
  wtext.textSize = 48
  return w
}