##Simply annoying Tweets
Annoyingly extended words (4+ of the same letter in a phrase): OOOOHHHHMMMMYYYYGGGGOOOODDDD
([a-z])/1{4}
Tweet w/ just a single hashtag: #omgthissucks
^ *#[^ ]+$
| <IfModule mod_expires.c> | |
| ExpiresActive On | |
| ExpiresByType image/gif "access plus 1 months" | |
| ExpiresByType image/jpg "access plus 1 months" | |
| ExpiresByType image/jpeg "access plus 1 months" | |
| ExpiresByType image/png "access plus 1 months" | |
| ExpiresByType image/vnd.microsoft.icon "access plus 1 months" | |
| ExpiresByType image/x-icon "access plus 1 months" | |
| ExpiresByType image/ico "access plus 1 months" | |
| ExpiresByType application/javascript "access plus 1 months" | 
| <IfModule mod_deflate.c> | |
| AddOutputFilterByType DEFLATE text/html text/plain text/xml text/css text/javascript application/javascript application/x-javascript | |
| BrowserMatch ^Mozilla/4 gzip-only-text/html | |
| BrowserMatch ^Mozilla/4\.0[678] no-gzip | |
| BrowserMatch \bMSIE !no-gzip !gzip-only-text/html | |
| </IfModule> | 
| @media only screen and (min-width: 320px) { | |
| /* Small screen, non-retina */ | |
| } | |
| @media | |
| only screen and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2) and (min-width: 320px), | |
| only screen and ( min--moz-device-pixel-ratio: 2) and (min-width: 320px), | |
| only screen and ( -o-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2/1) and (min-width: 320px), | 
| <?php | |
| // Register the column | |
| function price_column_register( $columns ) { | |
| $columns['price'] = __( 'Price', 'my-plugin' ); | |
| return $columns; | |
| } | |
| add_filter( 'manage_edit-post_columns', 'price_column_register' ); | 
| <Files wp-config.php> | |
| order allow,deny | |
| deny from all | |
| </Files> | 
| Order deny,allow | |
| Deny from all | |
| <Files ~ ".(xml|css|jpe?g|png|gif|js)$"> | |
| Allow from all | |
| </Files> | 
##Simply annoying Tweets
Annoyingly extended words (4+ of the same letter in a phrase): OOOOHHHHMMMMYYYYGGGGOOOODDDD
([a-z])/1{4}
Tweet w/ just a single hashtag: #omgthissucks
^ *#[^ ]+$
| function the_title_trim( $title ) { | |
| $pattern[0] = '/Protected:/'; | |
| $pattern[1] = '/Private:/'; | |
| $replacement[0] = ''; // Enter some text to put in place of Protected: | |
| $replacement[1] = ''; // Enter some text to put in place of Private: | |
| return preg_replace($pattern, $replacement, $title); | |
| } | |
| add_filter('the_title', 'the_title_trim'); | 
| <?php | |
| /* | |
| * Converts CSV to JSON | |
| * Example uses Google Spreadsheet CSV feed | |
| * csvToArray function I think I found on php.net | |
| */ | |
| header('Content-type: application/json'); | |
| // Set your CSV feed | 
| /* paste into http://script.google.com | |
| run periodically (e.g. every 5 minutes) with a timer by selecting 'Resources' > 'current project's triggers...' | |
| */ | |
| function filterLongEmails() { | |
| var num_messages = 1; // will be applied to the last n messages. Google allows up to 500 | |
| var word_limit = 50; | |
| var subj = "Shorter emails will get read."; | |
| var body = "Dear friends, I value my time and yours but I appreciate it if you can keep your emails under " + word_limit + " words. Please edit and resend."; | |