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<IfModule mod_expires.c>
ExpiresActive On
ExpiresByType image/gif "access plus 1 months"
ExpiresByType image/jpg "access plus 1 months"
ExpiresByType image/jpeg "access plus 1 months"
ExpiresByType image/png "access plus 1 months"
ExpiresByType image/vnd.microsoft.icon "access plus 1 months"
ExpiresByType image/x-icon "access plus 1 months"
ExpiresByType image/ico "access plus 1 months"
ExpiresByType application/javascript "access plus 1 months"

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<IfModule mod_deflate.c>
AddOutputFilterByType DEFLATE text/html text/plain text/xml text/css text/javascript application/javascript application/x-javascript
BrowserMatch ^Mozilla/4 gzip-only-text/html
BrowserMatch ^Mozilla/4\.0[678] no-gzip
BrowserMatch \bMSIE !no-gzip !gzip-only-text/html
</IfModule>

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@media only screen and (min-width: 320px) {

  /* Small screen, non-retina */

}

@media
only screen and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2)      and (min-width: 320px),
only screen and (   min--moz-device-pixel-ratio: 2)      and (min-width: 320px),
only screen and (     -o-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2/1)    and (min-width: 320px),

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<?php

// Register the column
function price_column_register( $columns ) {
	$columns['price'] = __( 'Price', 'my-plugin' );
 
	return $columns;
}
add_filter( 'manage_edit-post_columns', 'price_column_register' );

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<Files wp-config.php>
order allow,deny
deny from all
</Files>

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Order deny,allow
Deny from all
<Files ~ ".(xml|css|jpe?g|png|gif|js)$">
Allow from all
</Files>

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##Simply annoying Tweets

Annoyingly extended words (4+ of the same letter in a phrase): OOOOHHHHMMMMYYYYGGGGOOOODDDD

([a-z])/1{4}

Tweet w/ just a single hashtag: #omgthissucks

^ *#[^ ]+$

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function the_title_trim( $title ) {
  $pattern[0] = '/Protected:/';
  $pattern[1] = '/Private:/';
  $replacement[0] = ''; // Enter some text to put in place of Protected:
  $replacement[1] = ''; // Enter some text to put in place of Private:
  return preg_replace($pattern, $replacement, $title);
}
add_filter('the_title', 'the_title_trim');

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<?php
/*
 * Converts CSV to JSON
 * Example uses Google Spreadsheet CSV feed
 * csvToArray function I think I found on php.net
 */

header('Content-type: application/json');

// Set your CSV feed

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/* paste into http://script.google.com
   run periodically (e.g. every 5 minutes) with a timer by selecting 'Resources' > 'current project's triggers...'
*/
function filterLongEmails() {
  var num_messages = 1;       // will be applied to the last n messages. Google allows up to 500
  var word_limit = 50;
  
  var subj = "Shorter emails will get read.";
  var body = "Dear friends, I value my time and yours but I appreciate it if you can keep your emails under " + word_limit + " words. Please edit and resend.";