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22:28 < greghaynes> Are the happy hacking keyboards worth it?
22:28 < milkshakes> or i will have to unfriend you
22:29 < desg> lmao
00:37 < seabot> meenuh: if a girl hugs me is it okay to ask her if she wants to have sex
00:37 < AeroNotix> seabot: Perfectly acceptable
00:37 < desg> lmao
17:57 < Distilled> LOL
17:58 < Distilled> Patch notes: Prevent motherboard from catching fire.
17:58 < desg> lmao
18:10 < seabot> my future girlfriend hasn't logged into aim today
18:10 < seabot> do you think she's with another man
18:10 < desg> lmao
18:00 < seabot> i want him for president
18:00 < mjard> haha
18:00 < desg> lmao
19:28 < shoenig> /part
19:28 < dforsyth> youre an idiot shoenig
19:29 < desg> lmao
07:44 < Eiken> who the hell carrys coins around nowadays
07:44 < lzm> carries
07:44 < desg> lmao
10:12 < mux> I couldn't, and left without a diploma :D
10:12 < desg> it would be a heaven among people like me
10:12 < desg> i would feel normal lmao
10:13 < mux> desg: that's what I thought coming in
10:13 < hfaafb> no hot girls want to be nerds, they don't struggle with living a happy life so they don't seek alternative means to measure their self worth
10:13 < desg> lmao
10:15 < mux> and they still fucking don't know how to print a line to the screen or barely
10:16 < mux> I'm such a mood breaker
10:16 < desg> lmao
10:34 < sixthgear> synx: thats too long i think
10:34 < quanticle> Man, when I was in high school, I tunneled past the school proxies and was playing... Runescape. :P
10:34 < desg> lmao
11:02 < dforsyth> my cousin brought a friend into my computer area once when i was living in his basement
11:02 < dforsyth> he told them i was a super hacker or something
11:02 < desg> lmao
11:03 < dforsyth> be like
11:03 < dforsyth> "awww yeah baby, i am a hacker"
11:03 < desg> lmao
11:04 < dforsyth> do it
11:04 < dforsyth> then grab a titty
11:04 < desg> lmao that sounds like a plan
21:04 < desg> thats cheating
21:04 < quanticle> Or, if you're really desperate, disable JS
21:04 < desg> lmao
07:16 < desg> don't i love google
07:17 < Eiken> that picture very accuratly describes the project i am currently in
07:18 < desg> lmao
08:09 < saml> we need oxygen
08:09 < lzm> no i dont see stars :(
08:10 < desg> lmao
12:45 < seabot> rip ldunn
12:45 < seabot> rip ldunn's legs
12:45 < desg> olmao
06:05 < desg> i went to nexus s 4g forum
06:06 < desg> i see like 10 diff posts about ics
06:06 < desg> lmao
07:54 < greghaynes> wow
07:55 < hfaafb_> I am signed up
07:55 < desg> lmao
10:25 < imphasing> GUUUUUUUYSSSSS
10:25 < greghaynes> (hurd isnt a kernel)
10:25 < desg> lmao
12:51 < saml> asl?
12:52 < saml> are you ronely
12:52 < desg> lmao wtf
04:49 < desg> sup guys
05:08 < qmr2> http://i.imgur.com/2JBs5.png love this
05:10 < desg> lmao
12:26 < desg> i mean
12:26 < desg> monthd
12:26 < desg> lmao
21:06 < Foxhoundz> nerdshark is here
21:06 < nerdshark> yes
21:06 < desg> lmao
13:36 < cheezey> pipe.
13:39 < cheezey> http://i.imgur.com/wqpmS.jpg
13:42 < desg> lmao
21:52 < seabot> LOL
21:52 < seabot> LOOOOOOL
21:52 < desg> lmao
22:01 < mserrano> b) this line:
22:01 < mserrano> int aifn(ifn *f) { return f->f(f->a, f->b, f->c, f->d); }
22:01 < desg> what lmao
23:52 < krishna> It's a 50% improvement.
23:53 < seabot> so is my d
23:53 < desg> lmao
12:21 < john0001> fuck
12:21 < jonh0000> :>
12:21 < desg> lmao
12:32 < synx> i learned from the best Canadian I know.
12:32 < synx> carrot top.
12:32 < desg> lmao
12:38 < sixthgrrr> well thats worse
12:38 < chrrrrrrrrrrrzey> these waffles are so fucking good
12:39 < desg> lmao
19:03 < SharkMonkey> That makes me feel less old.
19:04 < workbean> no video for today, sorry guys, but here's a picture - http://twitpic.com/8jg369 (semi-NSFW)
19:05 < desg> lmao
19:42 < desg> good question
19:44 < desg> http://i.imgur.com/9GNH9.jpg
19:44 < desg> lmao
21:35 < seabot> i was about to make a racist joke
21:35 < seabot> i apologize
21:35 < desg> lmao
21:48 < synx`> desg: ok listeni googled most ghetto places in atlanta ok
21:48 < synx`> :|
21:48 < desg> synx`: lmao the street you named is near tech
08:00 < edcba> courage kaptin !
08:00 < jbs> Oh kaptin oh kaptin :󠁟>
08:00 < desg> Lmao that's way to big of a wildcard
19:54 < chrrzr> seabot: you're being a douche whether accidental or not
19:56 < seabot> chrrzr: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0MwvOJEBOM
20:00 < desg> lmao
22:26 < seabot> bye
22:27 < chrrzr> ..you're at work?
22:30 < desg> lmao
18:30 < seabot> so what
18:30 < seabot> 8)
18:30 < desg> lmao
18:32 < kaptin> I'm like 20/70
18:32 < kaptin> vision hasn't changed since I was a kid, my eyes were always just terrible
18:32 < desg> lmao
22:31 < sixthgear> desg: im aware, and no im not storing them uncompressed
22:37 < Genocidicbunny> "he decided to write a one-line Perl script that sorted every word on the midterm into lexicographic order, then send that version of the test to everyone in the class."
22:56 < desg> lmao Genocidicbunny
16:41 < synx> its fuckin' DEAD
16:41 < synx> is what it is
16:41 < desg> lmao
18:26 < seabot> L
18:27 < seabot> my AO
18:27 < desg> LMAO
06:59 < saml> shit
06:59 < saml> my identity revealed
07:00 < desg> lmao
07:42 < workbean> lzm, were you involved
07:42 < workbean> someone was pissed that their float did not win
07:46 < desg> lmao
13:03 < sixthgear> airlag is a bitch
13:03 < Vellos-Work> this 0.037ms ping to the router is unacceptable
13:04 < desg> lmao
22:18 < omegacfx> drinking unmotivates me for days
22:19 < synx`> omegacfx: I'm sorry you are a gigantic pussy.
22:19 < desg> lmao
12:01 < Vellos-Work> every fucking day
12:01 < Vellos-Work> and by that i mean never
12:03 < desg> lmao some guy in the lab is writeing haskell
17:05 < x[LGWs4x4i]uG2N0> http://i.imgur.com/R5FIy.png
17:14 < lzm> thats only one every 40 days
17:15 < desg> lmao
08:06 < desg> i want to see if i can set it up to save the program at boot
08:06 < desg> i know they don't use deepfreeze anymore
08:09 < desg> LMAO
08:09 < desg> i found the drive were they store the teachers data
08:10 < desg> and i have access to every single account in my school including the teachers
08:11 < desg> LMAO
08:11 < desg> i have the software used to change useraccount passwords
08:12 < desg> LMAO
09:02 < lzm> how old are you mux?
09:02 < mux> 30
09:03 < desg> LMAO
09:08 < desg> when i get to my calculus class
09:08 < desg> it's going to be over for the school
09:08 < desg> LMAO
09:11 < mux> ah, *
09:11 < BaconJuice> its funny cause during school all you do is wait for a break, then when you get it you just lay there bored outta your mind
09:11 < desg> lmao
22:41 < x[LGWs4x4i]uG2N0> it's pretty much the story of my life
22:41 < x[LGWs4x4i]uG2N0> except without the girls
22:41 < desg> lmao
06:14 < hfaafb_> yeah eiken and the place lit up like a christmas tree
06:14 < saml> i haven't seen a female thief
06:15 < desg> lmao
09:14 < imphasing> decided the user can do it manually
09:14 < imphasing> WONTFIX
09:20 < desg> lmao
00:46 < dforsyth> at theplace
00:46 < dforsyth> i got fired from
00:46 < desg> lmao
17:57 < desg> http://imgur.com/a/wHD1Y#0
17:57 < chrrzr> or :) im not sure if that's good or bad
17:57 < desg> lmao
14:19 < sixthgear> seabot: did you see this? http://www.twitch.tv/supersixthgear/b/310742400
14:20 < chrrzr> i need fooooooooooooooood
14:23 < desg> lmao sixthgear what game is that
14:24 < sixthgear> or didnt drink enough
14:24 < sixthgear> not sure
14:24 < desg> lmao
15:15 < thoughtpolice> also i officially am making a vote for SAHChandler to change his name to sackhandler
15:15 < synx> haha
15:16 < desg> lmao
13:02 < nerdshark|work> \o/
13:06 < dforsyth> cheezey: you hear that you get to sleep with leenuh
13:08 < desg> LMAO
14:04 < saml> u have to bootstrap with gcc and then to clang
14:04 < saml> it takes 3 weeks to install everything properly
14:05 < desg> lmao
14:05 < saml> and you forgot about USE_FLAGS for clang and you'll have to rebootstrap everything
14:05 < x[LGWs4x4i]uG2N0> by looking at the compiler output scroll by
14:05 < desg> lmao
14:36 < SIXTGHAR> also stupid pronunciation
14:36 < Genocidicbunny> fuck, this digital media class is only offered once every two years
14:36 < desg> lmao
14:58 < chrrzr> wat up
14:58 < mserrano> lol
14:58 < desg> lmao
09:02 < sixthgear> @remember cheezey i wanted to put my pensi IN IN VAGinai
09:02 < lambdabot> Nice!
09:02 < desg> lmao
07:23 < desg> i got some computers they were trying to throw out
07:23 < desg> some dual core dells
07:24 < desg> lmao
16:06 < chrrzr> it's 7pm?
16:06 < chrrzr> wow
16:06 < desg> what time did you think it was lmao
23:48 < seabot> pass is
23:48 < seabot> iknowkaptin
23:52 < desg> LMAO
10:16 < Genocidicbunny> hahah
10:16 < lzm> everybody does
10:16 < desg> lmao
10:20 < synx> desg: california
10:20 < synx> the city of california, saudi arabia.
10:20 < desg> lmao
09:21 < Eiken> :D
09:21 < desg> im going to try not to fail anything
09:21 < desg> lmao
11:45 < thoughtpolice> i'll probably end up getting one of those cheap ass ARM notebooks and booting linux off a USB drive or something
11:46 < greghaynes> heh
11:46 < desg> lmao
21:54 < cheezey> why would i see people
21:54 < cheezey> that ruins the fun
21:55 < desg> lmao
16:31 < saml> or.. sex comes with great responsibility
16:31 < desg> i already had sex with her a couple of times
16:31 < desg> lmao
09:04 < saml> dforsyth, u deprive sex?
09:15 < saml> https://github.com/HackerFoo/peg/blob/master/lib.peg hoa
09:17 < desg> lmao
17:48 < synx> nice
17:48 < desg> http://outsideisoverrated.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/dodgers-triple-play.gif
17:48 < desg> lmao
23:19 < cheezey> i alm totally a legend
23:19 < cheezey> i filed a patent yesterday
23:19 < desg> lmao
23:20 < cheezey> why
23:20 < cheezey> i thought you would be deported then
23:20 < desg> lmao
23:38 < BeePBoT> so much
23:38 < dforsyth> dtrace is pretty cool
23:38 < desg> lmao
01:13 < x[LGWs4x4i]uG2N0> :(
01:14 < mux> I should fucking chroot that fucker and make it think /dev/tty is some file or something
01:15 < desg> lmao
02:25 < desg> thats why i have been procrastinateing
02:25 < desg> now i have to actually do my work
02:25 < desg> lmao
10:12 < danl> desg, simple solution, actually hack into the system and change the grades
10:12 < synx> hack into the system and fire her
10:12 < desg> Lmao
10:16 < __null> oh i know
10:16 < synx> a simple rapper around the C# socket class
10:17 < desg> Lmao
10:17 < __null> because by now you'd have your acceptance letter to at least one place
10:18 < desg> I am
10:18 < desg> I really don't give a fuck lmao
00:44 < kaptin> can't hack me if you can't find me
00:44 < sixthgear> no i was typing that
00:44 < desg> lmao
00:44 < sixthgear> because i predicted it
00:44 < desg> lmao
12:48 < saml> ずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっとずっと
12:48 < saml> i have no idea what i'm doing
12:48 < desg> lmao
19:50 < synx> u disappeared
19:50 < synx> we PvP killed your body for 18 minutes
19:50 < desg> lmao
15:04 < lzm> so i should use a password-based key-derivation function to generate both the key and initialization vector?
15:06 < sixthgear> robbinsr: heh, i remember when /r/canada was celebrating LED: leafs elimination day
15:08 < desg> lmao wtf
09:52 < Radiant> ben_m: http://emojicons.com/
09:52 < DLog> was worried about that all semester...stupid lazy me
09:55 < desg> lmao ben_m you call him sack handler also
10:31 < chzzrz> fuck u
10:31 < chzzrz> fuck u
10:35 < desg> lmao
09:21 < lzm> i see people doing repair work on the balcony of an apartment on the 16th floor of a building on top of a hill
09:22 < lzm> the view from up there must be so great
09:22 < desg> lmao
11:37 < saml> that's open tag
11:38 < saml> hrm this guy knows mongodb
11:38 < desg> why lmao
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