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Howe: Was there something you wanted?

Woody: Well, uh, Miss Howe, I've been here at Cheers for quite a while now. I'm a good worker, I don't take vacations, I'm never sick, and I was just wondering if...

Howe: No, Woody, Woody, I'm going to have to stop you right there. I cannot give you a title.

Woody: "Title"?

Howe: Yes, I know you deserve it, but the front office just doesn't let me hand those things out.

Woody: No, Miss Howe, you don't understand.

Howe: You know, sometimes people work here ten, 15 years before receiving a title. How can I justify?

Woody: Miss Howe, I want a raise.

Howe: Oh, is that all? That's fine.How much do you want?

Woody: Just like that?

Howe: Well, of course. I thought you came in here to beat me out of a title, but if you just want to settle for money, well, that's fine.

Woody: Wait a minute. Let's just stick with this title thing.

Howe: No, no, Woody, you said you would settle for a raise.

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