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//// Google John is a toilet that reads data from your waste matter and returns relevant ads in Web History! | |
/// Works with Google Nose Beta! | |
// Google Nose Beta will intensify the aroma of the house you built by a whoppin 4%! | |
///// | |
// *F*A*Q* | |
// "BULL!" you say? | |
// We sh## you not | |
//"ETA?" | |
//Does the pope cr@/o in the woods? | |
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\\ () ) ) \ \ // \ \ // / / //___/ / //___/ / | |
\\__/ / // ) ) // \ \ ((___/ / // // | |
// derived from an ORIGINAL WORK..... Google Now loading animation. by | |
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<div class="cont"> | |
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<span><h1>Google<h2>john</h2></h1></span> | |
<div><h3 class="q">The Perfect <a href="http://goo.gl/AQn58">Google Nose</a> Companion</h3></div> | |
<div><p>omega</p></div> | |
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<div><h3 style="margin-left:5em;">Coming Soon</h3></div> |
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@import url(http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Libre+Baskerville|Roboto:400,300,100); | |
* {margin:0;padding:0;font-size:100%;vertical-align:baseline;border:2em;outline:0;background:transparent;font-weight:normal;outline:none;line-height:2em;-webkit-text-size-adjust:100%;} | |
body { | |
background: #f5f5f5; | |
margin-top:50px; | |
} | |
h1 { | |
display:inline; | |
background: #f5f5f5; | |
position:absolute; | |
left:-100px; | |
top:60px; | |
animation: google 4.5s 0.2s ease; | |
font: 400 72px/80px 'Libre Baskerville', serif; | |
z-index: 20; | |
color:gray; | |
} | |
p { | |
font:300 'Roboto', sans-serif;, serif; | |
animation: google 7s 0.5s ease; | |
display:inline; | |
position:absolute; | |
margin-left:20em;; | |
margin-top:5em; | |
z-index:19; | |
} | |
h3 { | |
font:100 'Roboto', sans-serif;, serif; | |
} | |
h2 { | |
display:inline; | |
position:absolute; | |
left:180px; | |
top:50px; | |
animation: google2 6s 0.3s ease; | |
color:brown; | |
font:300 70px/80px 'Roboto', sans-serif;, serif; | |
} | |
h1 span { | |
font:300 30px/30px 'Roboto', sans-serif;, serif; | |
position:relative; | |
top:-20px; | |
} | |
.cont { | |
position:relative; | |
width:30em; | |
margin: auto; | |
} | |
.frame1 { | |
position: absolute; | |
width: 13em; | |
height: 0em; | |
background:#555; | |
animation: frame1 3.4s 0.5s ease; | |
z-index: 2; | |
} | |
.frame2 { | |
position: absolute; | |
width: 0em; | |
height: 16em; | |
margin-left: 1.5em; | |
margin-top: 1.5em; | |
background:#cdd5e0; | |
animation: frame2 4.6s 0.5s ease; | |
z-index: 3; | |
} | |
.line1, .line2, .line3 { | |
position: absolute; | |
width: 7em; | |
height: 0em; | |
margin-left: 3em; | |
margin-top: 3em; | |
background:#fff; | |
z-index: 4; | |
} | |
.line4, .line5, .line6, .line7, .line8, .line9 { | |
position: absolute; | |
z-index: 1; | |
} | |
.line4 { | |
width: 0em; | |
height: 2em; | |
margin-left: 2em; | |
margin-top: 7em; | |
background:#AFCC17; | |
animation: left 2s 2.8s ease; | |
} | |
.line5 { | |
width: 4em; | |
height: 0em; | |
margin-left: 4em; | |
margin-top: 7em; | |
background:#F2CE3B; | |
animation: right 2s 2.8s ease; | |
} | |
.line6 { | |
width: 3em; | |
height: 0em; | |
margin-left: 2em; | |
margin-top: 12em; | |
background:#F06533; | |
animation: right 2s 3s ease; | |
} | |
.line7 { | |
width: 2em; | |
height: 0em; | |
margin-left: 4em; | |
margin-top: 7em; | |
background:#4491AB; | |
animation: right 2s 2.8s ease; | |
} | |
.line8 { | |
width: 0em; | |
height: 2em; | |
margin-left: 3em; | |
margin-top: 9em; | |
background:#AFCC17; | |
animation: left 2s 3s ease; | |
} | |
.line9 { | |
width: 3em; | |
height: 0em; | |
margin-left: 4em; | |
margin-top: 3em; | |
background:#F06533; | |
animation: right 2s 2.7s ease; | |
} | |
.line1 { animation: line 4.2s 0.9s ease; } | |
.line2 { animation: line 4.1s 0.8s ease; margin-top: 7.5em;} | |
.line3 { animation: line 4s 0.7s ease; margin-top:12em} | |
@keyframes line { | |
0% { height: 4em; opacity: 0;} | |
10% { top: 0em; opacity: 1;} | |
20% { top: 0em; } | |
60% { top: 0em; left:0; opacity: 1; width: 7em;} | |
100% { left: 30em; opacity: 0; height:4em; width: 0.1em; } | |
} | |
@keyframes left { | |
0% { height: auto; opacity: 0;} | |
10% { top: 0em; opacity: 1;} | |
20% { top: 0em; } | |
60% { top: 0em; left:0; opacity: 1; width: 7em;} | |
100% { left: -30em; opacity: 0; height:4em; width: 0.1em; } | |
} | |
@keyframes right { | |
0% { width: 4em; height: auto; opacity: 0;} | |
10% { top: 0em; opacity: 1;} | |
20% { top: 0em; } | |
60% { top: 0em; left:0; opacity: 1; width: 7em;} | |
100% { left: 30em; opacity: 0; height:4em; width: 0.1em; } | |
} | |
/* | |
@keyframes frame1 { | |
0% { height: 0.1em; top:12em; left:0;} | |
10% { height: 22em; top: -1em; left:0;} | |
20% { height: 20em; top: 0em; left:0;} | |
70% { top: 0em; left:0; opacity: 1;} | |
95% { width: 13em; top:0em; left: -30em; opacity: 0;} | |
100% { height:20em; width: 0.1em; opacity: 0;} | |
} | |
@keyframes frame2 { | |
0% { width: 10em; top:0; left:0; opacity: 0;} | |
10% { top: 0em; left:0; opacity: 1;} | |
20% { top: 0em; left:0;} | |
70% { width: 10em; top: 0em; left:0; opacity: 1;} | |
100% { left: -40em; opacity: 0; width:0.1em; } | |
}*/ | |
@keyframes google { | |
0% { opacity: 0;} | |
10% { } | |
20% { } | |
90% { opacity: 0;} | |
100% { opacity: 1; } | |
}/* | |
@keyframes google2 { | |
0% { opacity: 0;} | |
10% { } | |
80% { left: -100px;} | |
90% { opacity: 0;} | |
100% { opacity: 1; } | |
}*/ |
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