auto-cornify.js

// add event helper
function addEvent( obj, type, fn ) {
  if ( obj.addEventListener ) {
    obj.addEventListener( type, fn, false );
  } else if ( obj.attachEvent ) {
    obj.attachEvent( "on" + type, fn );
  }
}

function cornifyThisGuy() {
  var script = document.createElement('script');
  script.src = 'http://www.cornify.com/js/cornify.js';
  if ( window.console ) {
    window.console.log('YAY! You hot-linked desandro.com/mint/?js! Prepare for unicorns!');
  }
  window.onload = function() {
    document.body.appendChild( script );

    var isFirstCornified = false;
    function cornifyAgain() {
      if ( window.cornify_add ) {
        window.cornify_add();
        window.cornify_add();
        window.cornify_add();
        isFirstCornified = true;
      }
      // keep trying it until it happens
      if ( !isFirstCornified ) {
        setTimeout( cornifyAgain, 1000 );
      }
    }
    cornifyAgain();

    if ( window.cornify_add ) {
      window.cornify_add();
    }
    // cornify with every click
    addEvent( document, 'click', function( event ) {
      if ( window.cornify_add ) {
        event.preventDefault();
        event.stopPropagation();
        window.cornify_add();
      }
    });
  }
}

cornifyThisGuy();