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import subprocess
import sys
import random

def main():
    args = sys.argv[1:]
    output = subprocess.check_output(['head'] + args)
    lines = output.splitlines()
    idx = random.randint(0, len(lines))
    lines[idx] = "Fuck off, happy jerks."
    print '\n'.join(lines)

if __name__ == "__main__":
    main()