Old rulio smooth speak module

gistfile1.js

var util = require('util');
var _ = require('lodash');
var liveconf = require('liveconf');

var conf = liveconf('smootSpeak.json');

module.exports = exports = function(client) {

  var queues = [
    { regex: /\bsanchez\b/i, text: 'btw I hear that mr Sanchez is an awesome fella' },
    { regex: /\bxerife\b/i, text: 'the Xerife is on vacation near the country\'s corner. Meanwhile, I\'m here for you :)' },
    { regex: /\bbot\b/i, text: 'no bot!' },
    { regex: /http\:\/\/./i, text: 'haha that\'s so funny' }
  ];

  client.addListener('message', function (nick, to, text, message) {
      
      console.dir(arguments);

      var queue  = _.find(_.shuffle(queues), function(q) {
        return q.regex.test(message);
      });

      if (queue)
        client.say(nick, util.format('%s: %s', nick, queue.text));
  });

};