Sicilian Rhapsody

sicilian-rhapsody (redis).txt

Is this a keystore
Is it in memory?

Caught in an event loop
No escape from reality

Open your append-only file
Confirm it's an rdb

I'm just a poor boy
Is there a license fee?

No sir it's MIT, so it's free
A set for me a get for ... thee

Any way the data flows
Doesn't really matter to me
Flushdb

Lua just killed a man
Tried to write to the db
After calling a non-deterministic function

Lua life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown watch multiexec away

Lua Ooooh, Didn't mean to index 0
If you don't get a message from my publish
Sentinel Sentinel

Just raise my slave to master.

2.6 its time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Doing bitops all the time

Goodbye everybody I've got to code
Gotta leave sql behind and face the truth

Redis Oooooh
I don't want to join
I sometimes wish I'd never described a query

I see a hashset of bunch of other keys
(VMWare VMware will you do the fandango)
Thunderbolts and lightning very frightening
EC2's down (EC2's down)
EC2's down (EC2's down)
EC2's down Jeff Bezos!

Magnifico

I'm just a developer from a startup company
(He's just a poor boy from a poor company
Spare him his life from this mongodb)

Easy come easy go where'd my data go

Antirez! Thank you Thank you for this code (FOR THIS CODE)
Antirez! Thank you for this code (FOR THIS CODE)
(continued)

code code code code code

Mamma lua Mamma lua, portugal?

The z set has some data set aside for me
For me
For ME!!!

(three exclamation point headbang)

So you think you can block left pop push right
So you think you can kill -9 then leave me to die

Oh Pieter why aren't you at work Pieter
Why are you at a conference?
Leaving those feature requests sitting there

Data really matters
anyone can see
Data really matters
Data really matters ... to me

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