A CFG definition for doge. wow.

doge.grammar

# such grammar. very linguistics. wow.
#
# a context-free grammar of doge.
#
# much reference: the-toast.net/2014/02/06/linguist-explains-grammar-doge-wow

1   ROOT            S

# ---- Sentences and doge phrases
#
# A sentence in doge typically consists of several successive "doge phrases"
# made up of two words -- a modifier and a subject -- and are completed with
# a terminator word to conclude a sentence.

3   S               DP . S
1   S               Term .

# Ratios are number of respective words in vocabulary.
22  DP              Mod[n] Noun
7   DP              Mod[v] Verb
11  DP              Mod[a] Adj

0.5 DP              Mod[rare,v] Verb

# ---- Terminators
#
# These words serve as conclusions to a sentence, intended to leave the
# recipient with a sense of wonder or bewilderment.

3   Term            wow
1   Term            amaze
1   Term            excite

# ---- Modifiers
#
# Modifiers often begin two-word doge phrases, and are almost exclusively
# chosen from a small set of five words.

# Selectors for modifiers that can be applied to certain subjects.

3   Mod[a]          Mod[a,n,v]

3   Mod[n]          Mod[a,n,v]
1   Mod[n]          Mod[n]

3   Mod[v]          Mod[a,n,v]
1   Mod[v]          Mod[n,v]

# The five modifiers, with [a|n|v] indicating which subjects they can modify.

1   Mod[a,n,v]      such
1   Mod[a,n,v]      so
1   Mod[a,n,v]      much
1   Mod[n,v]        very # "very" is ungrammatical doge when modifying an
                         # adjective, as it is too grammatically correct in
                         # English.
1   Mod[n]          many # "many" indicates a plurality, and I would argue is
                         # ungrammatical doge to use for adjectives or verbs.
                         # I have yet to see usage to the contrary.

# More uncommon modifiers that allow for additional expression.

1   Mod[rare,v]     do
1   Mod[rare,v]     pls

# ---- Vocabulary
#
# Taken from a quick Google search on doge images.

1   Noun            art
1   Noun            cate
1   Noun            cake
1   Noun            computer
1   Noun            hair
1   Noun            heaven
1   Noun            grammar
1   Noun            language
1   Noun            linguistics
1   Noun            magic
1   Noun            money
1   Noun            mystery
1   Noun            nlp
1   Noun            opportunity
1   Noun            pickle
1   Noun            star
1   Noun            stats
1   Noun            skill
1   Noun            space
1   Noun            speed
1   Noun            treasure
1   Noun            wind
1   Noun            wizard

1   Verb            compute
1   Verb            eat
1   Verb            edit
1   Verb            help
1   Verb            impress
1   Verb            pronounce
1   Verb            want

1   Adj             brave
1   Adj             curious
1   Adj             delishus
1   Adj             fast
1   Adj             impress
1   Adj             intelligent
1   Adj             probable
1   Adj             scare
1   Adj             skilled
1   Adj             shiny
1   Adj             yum