"Cold" is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion. Degrees (Fahrenheit)

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"Cold" is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion. Degrees (Fahrenheit)

65

• Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night

60

• Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)

50

• Miami residents turn on the heat

45

• Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts

40

• You can see your breath
• Californians shiver uncontrollably
• Minnesotans go swimming

35

• Italian cars don't start

32

• Water freezes

30

• You plan your vacation to Australia

25

• Ohio water freezes
• Californians weep pitiably
• Minnesotans eat ice cream
• Canadians go swimming

20

• Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
• New York City water freezes
• Miami residents plan vacation further South

15

• French cars don't start
• Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

10

• You need jumper cables to get the car going

5

• American cars don't start

0

• Alaskans put on T-shirts

-10

• German cars don't start
• Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-15

• You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
• Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
• Miami residents cease to exist

-20

• Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
• Politicians actually do something about the homeless
• Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
• Japanese cars don't start

-25

• Too cold to think
• You need jumper cables to get the driver going

-30

• You plan a two week hot bath
• Swedish cars don't start

-40

• Californians disappear
• Minnesotans button top button
• Canadians put on sweaters
• Your car helps you plan your trip South

-50

• Congressional hot air freezes
• Alaskans close the bathroom window

-80

• Hell freezes over
• Polar bears move South
• Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game

-90

• Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets