1. class object api.php

<?php
class P extends Object {
    static $something;
    static function foo() {
          return __METHOD__;
    }
    function bar() {}
}
$c = _class('P');

var_dump($c->ancestors);
# [Object]

var_dump($c->methods);
# ['foo', 'bar']

echo $c->foo()   // invoke the static method of foo
# "P::foo"

echo $c->foo
# <Method "P::foo">

$c->something = "else" // set the static attr 

echo $c->something;
# "else"

/*
  may be even abstract this into our Object super class
*/

$person = new P('sean');
var_dump($person->class->ancestors)
# ["Object"]

// Invoke class method
var_dump($person->class->foo())
# "P::foo"

var_dump($person->class->foo)
# <Method "P::foo">

classObject.php

<?php


class ClassObject extends Object {
  function __get($attr) {
     switch($attr) {
       case 'methods':
         return get_class_methods($this->class);
       case 'ancestors':
         return class_parents($this->class);
     }
  }
  function __call() {}
  function __set() {}
  function __toString() {}
}

class Method extends Object {
    function params() {}
    function call() {}
}

function _class($class) {
    return new ClassObject ($class);
}

?>