rant1.md

¹ Line 1 of comments: Brace yourselfs, it's a lot to cover and I've only got 45 lines (in >honor< of the 45th president of the US) | TL;DR: A load of words; Reading time: InvokeMediaInfoOnAudioVersion (mentioned below): 5 minutes
² Empty lines exist mostlsy so you can take a step back and breath for 2-3 seconds, no more than that, please, let's keep it rolling!
³ Audio version of these comments by the author (not from Audible or some shit like that, no straight from the author): CommentsInAudio.mp3
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5 @spookyahell (from github.com) is the current legal author/owner of this tool
⁶ Zero commercial use without prior negotiations with the author is permitted
⁷ With that being said, any other use is encouraged, also improvements,
⁸ (but keep reading first, you 🍆, you're not at the end yet, not for a loooong time)
⁹ just don't be a dick (matching emoji to be seen above) and take over the project (without discussing that first at least)
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11 And NEVER ever act like you came up with the idea for this... Just don't, ok?
¹² (Honestly, those guys are the worst. Exempting everybody who legitimately thought of this but didn't do it.)
¹³ Also: Donate all you can to help fight COVID-19! Every penny counts!
¹⁴ And 2nd also: Gimme some cash if you find it helpful: https://PayPal.me/spookyahell
¹⁵ Feel free to contact me if you can't or don't want to use PayPal but instead a different payment provider... (minor P.S.: I don't live in the US, so anything limited only to the US won't work.)
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17 Big P.S.: #Python3Rocks!
¹⁸ Yes, I will comment on everything right here, right now, right above the source of my code.
¹⁹ Why? I'll tell you why? I'm cooped up in here at 3:16 AM and I'm effin' bored. (I probably started writing this around 3 AM)
²⁰ Yes you heard right, 3:16 AM and bored. Not sleeping. Bored. (By the way, finished the text by 3:40 AM)
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22 BTW: PyPI sucks... a bit, for small/tiny projects. Great for the big ones with loads of requirements
²³ I wanna just upload single py-files (plus maybe one single Readme.md per file) and then pip should just download it to the working dir of the user or globally (by choice).
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25 PS 2 or 3 (can't decide where the first one is - "Is it the Big PS or the one after that?"):
²⁶ All existing comments are to be left alone or even free, single-entity non-commercial use becomes illegal,
²⁷ but I assume you read that in LICENSE already, no? NO?! Oh right, these days nobody reads those.
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29 Last but not least if you modify or — specifically, improve this script (let's exempt all changes that make the script worth LESS)
³⁰ you are to release the code within 10 days of improving it
³¹ or your usage license expires. Fair is fair.
³² If you have a good excuse for a longer delay you can try and make your case.
³³ But don't let me catch you red-handed. Come forward immediatly on the issue tracker.
³⁴ (And no I probably won't insert and privacy-killing feautures like checks if you modified the file.
³⁵ But I probably will insert some "fun" shit that you might have to deal with if you modify the script.)
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37 Last but not least...
³⁸ Beware of the Trump. He's a maniac. He's real mad. Mad = Crazy in this case. Just beware. I warned you. Not like it's not common knowledge to smart people.
³⁹ Don't re-elect him. Pro-Trump people do not get to use this script.* They are pure evil. #TruthBomb *AGAIN: You can read all about it in the LICENSE (which nobody reads, just like nobody will ever read this, probably.)
⁴⁰ VoteDemocrat, chose correctly. Yadda, yadda. Well I'd tell you to vote Green but that won't do the trick. So: #VoteDemocrat, please.
⁴¹ GTFO the whitehouse, Trump. Sorry, using this to vent in addition is kinda better than using a blog. A blog might have people coming there if they're interested.
⁴² This (if any) will attract people who probably don't give a rat's ass for all this shit. They just care the script is working.
⁴³ Well believe me if I say that it will because unlike others, I don't just hand out untested shit. [I test my shit before I release it publicly.]*
⁴⁴ #OneLastPoliticalOne: *Hey Trump, maybe that's what you should do with your offspring!
⁴⁵ Okay, wow, you made it to the end. Congratulations! 🎉🎉🎉 No, really! Wait what? You read all that BS? Bro or sis or whoever you are, you crazy! Over and out.