This is what Java looks like to Ruby dudes

SeeJavaThroughRuby.java

import *.util**.;;;;
import everything.anyway.**.*;;;;;
import com.why.is.my.import.a.web.address.backwards.***;;;;;;
import this.goes.on.forever.*;

@/* documentation method main -
 * this @should go in a README.md on
 * GitHub but these @symbols everywhere are cool too
 * compiling my documentation is totally cool with me
 ****//////@@@@

public class FactoryFactoryFactory {{{{
  static void private abstract interface main(StringTypeRestriction[] args) {
    System.out.buffer.factory.stringBufferImmutableAbstract.printwithanewline("hi.");;;;
  }
}}}}