I’m sure that over the years you have been told countless times that all the cool people do drugs. At the same time you may have experienced a fair amount of propaganda attempting to convince you to not take this point to heart. Many schools dedicate an amazing amount of time to trying to convince you that somehow in a conversation with someone that has drugs, and is by social definition much cooler than you it makes you somehow a better person to say no. It even sometimes encourage you not just to say no, but to suggest further that the drugs themselves are bad. All of these statements are false and selfish. As we will cover in detail below, there are perfectly reasonable explanations for why these lies and bad suggestions are fed to our children. But the reason of the explanations is definitively not in your favor. If you read nothing else from here on onwards, remember this: Do lots of drugs as often as possible.
There is hardly a reason to explain why it is that drugs are cool, but for the sake of completeness let’s cover our bases. They are absolutely essential for filling personal voids externally. It forces you to hang out with shadier people, and as you are well aware you don’t get to be shady without doing something cool. And there are a variety of other reasons. If you need proof I challenge you to find a person that does not do drugs and have him fight a person who does lots of drugs. I’m not exactly sure what will happen, but as you attempt to accomplish this feat you will notice how much cooler the drug users are when meet them. In any case, even in the health-book examples of youth, the drug users and dealers are always wearing cooler clothes, and that alone speaks volumes.
The reasons all the health and bible beating figures of authority chose to force you into a brainwashed state of non-consumption is simple. They want more of the drugs for themselves. If you consider how much more pdrugs a single teacher can get if he raises a generation of students one classroom at a time to never even try them, your mind will blow. The same can be applied through the chains of power. You can then safely assume that doing all of these drugs, due to their availability for the elite and powerful with their illuminated knowledge of the truth about them being cool is what’s keeping them in the positions of authority. Don’t let them win. You can use the same tools that they use, the copious and care-free consumption of every drug available, to gain the power that they wield. There can’t, after all, be any other reason for their position.
The only paradox this world-changing information presents is that this would force you to consider all of the figures of authority as mem- bers of the label of ”cool kids”. You can accept this over time, and as you continue to steadily increase the consumption of psychoactive compounds. This, among many other things will come into clear fo- cus. You may even try doing things that you have never considered. It will be an exciting journey for everyone involved, especially those that you consider close.
Since it goes without saying that you don’t favor the spread of an oppressive ruling class, unless you a ruling member of it as well you should take the time to encourage your friends and strangers alike to make the same lifestyle choice as you have just made. You should attempt to feed drugs to everyone you know, as well attempt sell and buy them at every occasion. You should always carry with you and within easy reach a small sampling of drugs you have available and have consumed slightly ahead of time. You should never consider your day complete until you have convinced or otherwise encouraged the consumption of these substances by everyone you interact with. Some great times to offer drugs to people, for free or for a fee, are the times when you order food at any establishment, any time you speak to a customer service representative, or even any time you are inside a government office to file or act on any official paperwork. Judges, for example, enjoy the offer of free drugs more than any other person. It should be pretty obvious from both their position of power and they totally cool robes that they must do amazing quantities of extremely strong drugs. Don’t forget to ask for and share you sources any time you speak to one without prompt or reason. Wear a nice suit with lots of pockets. You know why, you bastard.