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Array of dad jokes
const dadJokes = [
{
"id": 1,
"question": "What did one pirate say to the other when he beat him at chess?",
"answer": "Checkmatey"
},
{
"id": 2,
"question": "Why did I quit my job at the coffee shop the other day?",
"answer": "It was just the same old grind over and over."
},
{
"id": 3,
"question": "Why should you never buy anything that has Velcro with it?",
"answer": "It's a total rip-off."
},
{
"id": 4,
"question": "What is the most groundbreaking invention of all time?",
"answer": "The shovel."
},
{
"id": 5,
"question": "Did you hear about the famous Italian chef that recently died?",
"answer": "He pasta way."
},
{
"id": 6,
"question": "What kind of music do astronauts listen to?",
"answer": "Neptunes."
},
{
"id": 7,
"question": "What do you call Santa’s little helpers?",
"answer": "Subordinate clauses."
},
{
"id": 8,
"question": "What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?",
"answer": "One is extremely big and heavy, and the other is a little lighter."
},
{
"id": 9,
"question": "Where did Captain Hook get his hook?",
"answer": "From the second-hand store."
},
{
"id": 10,
"question": "Why did Shakespeare’s wife leave him?",
"answer": "She got sick of all the drama."
},
{
"id": 11,
"question": "Why should you never write with a dull pencil?",
"answer": "It's pointless."
},
{
"id": 12,
"question": "How do you get a job at the moisturizer factory?",
"answer": "Apply daily."
},
{
"id": 13,
"question": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
"answer": "Because he was outstanding in his field."
},
{
"id": 14,
"question": "Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?",
"answer": "There was nothing left but de Brie."
},
{
"id": 15,
"question": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?",
"answer": "Frostbite"
}
]
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