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Array of dad jokes
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const dadJokes = [ | |
{ | |
"id": 1, | |
"question": "What did one pirate say to the other when he beat him at chess?", | |
"answer": "Checkmatey" | |
}, | |
{ | |
"id": 2, | |
"question": "Why did I quit my job at the coffee shop the other day?", | |
"answer": "It was just the same old grind over and over." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"id": 3, | |
"question": "Why should you never buy anything that has Velcro with it?", | |
"answer": "It's a total rip-off." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"id": 4, | |
"question": "What is the most groundbreaking invention of all time?", | |
"answer": "The shovel." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"id": 5, | |
"question": "Did you hear about the famous Italian chef that recently died?", | |
"answer": "He pasta way." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"id": 6, | |
"question": "What kind of music do astronauts listen to?", | |
"answer": "Neptunes." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"id": 7, | |
"question": "What do you call Santa’s little helpers?", | |
"answer": "Subordinate clauses." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"id": 8, | |
"question": "What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?", | |
"answer": "One is extremely big and heavy, and the other is a little lighter." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"id": 9, | |
"question": "Where did Captain Hook get his hook?", | |
"answer": "From the second-hand store." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"id": 10, | |
"question": "Why did Shakespeare’s wife leave him?", | |
"answer": "She got sick of all the drama." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"id": 11, | |
"question": "Why should you never write with a dull pencil?", | |
"answer": "It's pointless." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"id": 12, | |
"question": "How do you get a job at the moisturizer factory?", | |
"answer": "Apply daily." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"id": 13, | |
"question": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
"answer": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"id": 14, | |
"question": "Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?", | |
"answer": "There was nothing left but de Brie." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"id": 15, | |
"question": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", | |
"answer": "Frostbite" | |
} | |
] |
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