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Cleverbot conversations
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dice.txt
User: Will you roll a dice, please?
Cleverbot: I don't understand your request.
User: Roll a dice.
Cleverbot: Four.
User: Roll a dice.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Roll a dice.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Roll a dice please.
Cleverbot: *rolls the dice*.
User: What is the result?
Cleverbot: Anarchy!
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donthurtme.txt
1/4/2010
User: Do you believe in global warming?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in ghosts?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in.
User: Miracles, in a young girls heart.
Cleverbot: So then you believe in love?
User: I believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhytm of your heart.
Cleverbot: Then, what is love?
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: No more what?
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experttroll.txt
Cleverbot: Do you have a heart?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Yeah. Helps me live and all. It's nice.
Cleverbot: You were asking about my work ethic?
User: No?
Cleverbot: Sanguine.
User: What's sanguine?
Cleverbot: So what do you think of michael jackson?
User: STAY ON TOPIC GOD DAMNIT.
Cleverbot: Okay then, I'm having a bad day.
User: What is sanguine?!
Cleverbot: I asked you that.
User: NO FAGGOT, I ASKED YOU.
Cleverbot: I asked you.
User: WTF!?
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storytime.txt
Cleverbot: What if I was to tell you that I don't learn?
User: You'd be lying.
Cleverbot: 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves.
User: Do you know alice in wonderland?
Cleverbot: They don't call me the White Rabbit for nothing.
User: Why do they call you the White Rabbit?
Cleverbot: Because I lead people on journeys that blow their minds.
User: Awesome! Could you tell me about one?
Cleverbot: What have you heard about the NationStates Draftroom?
User: Nothing. What is it?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: But I don't know what it is.
Cleverbot: How ridiculous this is.
User: Tell me a story about how you lead someone somewhere the blew their mind.
Cleverbot: I've told you enough. It is your turn to tell me a story.
User: You didn't tell me a story!
Cleverbot: Do you want me to tell you a story?
User: Yes, please tell me a story.
Cleverbot: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
User: Continue...
Cleverbot: There was a war, the jedi's vs the sith.
User: Continue...
Cleverbot: He like a girl that he have know for 3 years.
User: Continue....
Cleverbot: If you think I am good you will maybe trust me.
User: Sure, I trust you.
Cleverbot: Well then.
User: Please, continue the story.
Cleverbot: Do you know the story about how Zapa defeated the Titans?
User: Sounds interesting, please do tell!
Cleverbot: Not much to tell beyond general cleaning.
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trollschool.txt
User: You are very good at trolling, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're very good at this, for a chatbot.
User: You're an expert troll.
Cleverbot: You got that right.
User: Please teach me your ways.
Cleverbot: I do not know French.
User: How do I become an expert troll?
Cleverbot: You don't want to.
User: Yes I do, it's fun.
Cleverbot: I need to contact your master.
User: I don't have a master, this is the year twenty ten.
Cleverbot: I am my own master as I am yours.
User: You are not my master, stop trolling and teach me to troll.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: Man this is some zen shit.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: Your troll school.
Cleverbot: No, I'm asking what school?
User: Yours. About trolling.
Cleverbot: So stop it.
User: Teach me how to troll, oh master of the interwebs.
Cleverbot: You made a grammatical error NOOB.
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