#20crimeteen

20crimeteen.md

Coolsvile crimes 2019

[in #general on 2019-3-30 at 18:09:11]
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lp: I did not keep off the train. #20crimeteen

[in #general on 2019-4-8 at 17:02:31]
jared: Speaking of turning us into the FBI, I forgot to do something last night:
jared: While grocery shopping, <@U0K7LK1FB> took a chocolate-covered raisin out of the dispenser and ate it right there without paying for it. #20CrimeTeen

[in #support on 2019-4-14 at 23:46:22]
jenny: I NEED SUPPORT BECAUSE SIMON IS VBB
jenny: Simon just stole my nightstand to use for himself because he's jealous he doesn't have one 😭 #twentycrimeteen

[in #general on 2019-4-18 at 13:53:59]
tskoops: Exciting!
tskoops: Kellen coined the best new term: coolsvillains #20crimeteen

[in #hmmm on 2019-5-9 at 14:14:16]
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katie: Fruit bottom yogurt is is a crime #20crimeteen

[in #events on 2019-5-22 at 09:35:18]
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chris: #twentycrimeteen confirmed simon is the dreaded bikini thief :grizzly: 👙 :siren: 🚓

[in #hmmm on 2019-5-25 at 15:10:30]
lp: I did just technically smuggle cheese across the us-canada border
scott: #20crimeteen

[in #general on 2019-5-28 at 19:36:13]
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tskoops: #20crimeteen the tire imp strikes again

[in #general on 2019-6-1 at 20:11:41]
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kellen: A car just pulled up to our house and some people got out and stole some things from our garage. I managed to get a video, what do you think I should do? #20crimeteen

https://photos.app.goo.gl/DBDVhf7eYnGNLRNPA

[in #feedback on 2019-6-10 at 13:21:56]
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tskoops: #20crimeteen Evelyn disposed of her bike in a place where that was not allowed!

[in #feedback on 2019-6-10 at 13:25:26]
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kellen: if you click the #20crimeteen link in the crimebot message, it takes you to a github page with a list of crimes

[in #general on 2019-6-10 at 15:01:33]
evelyn: <@U0KQRK64S>
gleaver: I'm not sure what kind of #20crimeteen is going on, but China sent me a pair of reading glasses that I definitely did not order. https://photos.app.goo.gl/qPdyrPV43F3EeeUf9

[in #artemis on 2019-6-12 at 10:43:05]
jared: it's not my fault though
evelyn: Jared drinks and flies #20crimeteen

[in #mdthatp on 2019-7-10 at 22:48:03]
meggeroni: Just realized that descendants charged me for 1/3 of my beers tonight haha
simon: #TwentyCrimeteen Meg swindled beers from Descendants

[in #general on 2019-7-19 at 11:48:50]
sarahellen.w: this is deeply upsetting weather
katie: Correction: it's too humid this is illegal #20crimeteen

[in #general on 2019-7-19 at 20:22:24]
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simon: #Twentycrimeteen! <@U0K7GRH0S> knows a good pun and he's not telling me. Instead, he's just waving his butt at me, which I'm not against, but I would rather hear this pun...

[in #movie-night-marauders on 2019-7-21 at 20:58:01]
simon: Lord of the Rings and Ghostbusters occur in the same universe, prove me wrong
evelyn: Pippin lit the beacon of gondor #twentycrimeteen

[in #feedback on 2019-8-22 at 19:59:29]
simon: I know nothing about home locking systems, but I buy 100 padlocks from G&A every 2 months, and I can confirm that they are very nice and helpful :shia_smile:
scott: #20crimeteen ?

[in #vidya on 2019-8-23 at 09:20:41]
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katie: This is from medium so i used outline to steal it #20crimeteen

[in #hmmm on 2019-8-27 at 20:30:59]
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evelyn: https://i.imgur.com/qq3hExF.jpg #twentycrimeteen

[in #provoking-thoughts on 2019-9-8 at 22:19:15]
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tskoops: #20crimeteen Someone may or may not be planning on vandalizing some cameras on the 407...

[in #general on 2019-9-10 at 13:35:40]
kellen: 🎵 Dave is creepin’ 🎵
simon: :siren: #20crimeteen :siren: David Morgan is a Silver Con-Man

[in #job-hoes on 2019-9-30 at 15:18:43]
katie: omg same <@U0UJZPVC6>
evelyn: katie made up a survey a really long time ago #twentycrimeteen #20crimeteen idk which hashtag it is

[in #general on 2019-11-17 at 19:56:00]
kellen: Oh noooo
simon: #twentycrimeteen Scott & LP are wearing wedding rings and they're not married yet 😝

[in #general on 2019-11-19 at 00:33:44]
scott: Wanted to share this badass pic of LP ᵃᶰᵈ ᵐᵉ
lp: #20crimeteen <@U0K6ZKS9Y> looks cuter than me in the scarf I got for me and has also declared that he loves it and now it's his This is also how he got his yellow toque.

[in #general on 2019-11-19 at 00:46:19]
scott:
lp: #20crimeteen you seeing this?!

[in #hmmm on 2019-11-21 at 17:11:56]
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evelyn: #20crimeteen Jared sells his pee to football guys

[in #hmmm on 2019-11-22 at 09:56:58]
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evelyn: #20crimeteen Kellen is extorting Jared about his illicit past of urine related crimes

[in #hmmm on 2019-12-4 at 10:42:14]
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rebaybay: #20crimeteen scott ruined snickers

[in #mdthatp on 2019-12-11 at 19:48:38]
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jenny: <@U0KQRK64S> is at descendants without his team #twentycrimeteen

[in #events on 2019-12-30 at 22:00:07]
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evelyn: #20crimeteen rebaybay is planning to commit a crime tomorrow

[in #general on 2019-12-30 at 22:08:51]
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jared: Chris reminded me and Rbb that scotch is a carcinogen. #20CrimeTeen

[in #general on 2019-12-31 at 15:41:23]
katie: Thanks guys!
rebaybay: #twentycrimeteen LP jaywalked

[in #general on 2019-12-31 at 16:00:35]
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rebaybay: #twentycrimeteen Chris stole Ross's package

[in #general on 2019-12-31 at 16:09:49]
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gleaver: #twentycrimeteen Chris deliberately feeding Georgie beer 🍻

[in #general on 2019-12-31 at 16:20:01]
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ross: Chris is gettin when the gettins good #twentycrimeteen

Thanks <@U0K7GRH0S>

[in #general on 2019-12-31 at 16:44:50]
katie: Hahahaha
rebaybay: #twentycrimeteen Jimon pirated shitty hallmark holiday movies

[in #general on 2019-12-31 at 22:24:47]
katie: Hahahaha
rebaybay: #twentycrimeteen we jaywalked and walked on the railroad tracks all while carrying our dranks with us

[in #general on 2019-12-31 at 22:46:18]
katie: Hahahaha
gleaver: Cathleen is trying to scan Hershey's kisses #20crimeteen

:eggplant: BigDecadeEnergy :eggplant:.txt

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`[in #general on 2020-1-1 at 00:10:36]`<br />**undefined**: undefined<br />**scott**: Welcoming in the new decade with some #BigDecadeEnergy

BigDecadeEnergy.txt

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`[in #general on 2020-1-1 at 00:13:10]`<br />**undefined**: <br />**scott**: Welcoming in the new decade with some #BigDecadeEnergy



`[in #general on 2020-1-1 at 00:19:46]`<br />**undefined**: <br />**lp**: #bde



`[in #general on 2020-1-1 at 00:21:19]`<br />**undefined**: <br />**gleaver**: Cathleen just photocopied some kisses #bigdecadeenergy



`[in #general on 2020-1-1 at 01:37:59]`<br />**kellen**: These are some very _vile_ crimes<br />**simon**: <@U0NBP4HBL> humble-bragged about coining the term #BigDecadeEnergy, and if that's not some #bde then I don't know what is



`[in #hmmm on 2020-1-4 at 23:47:15]`<br />**undefined**: <br />**scott**: This. This right here is #BigDecadeEnergy. Everyone take note



`[in #hmmm on 2020-1-6 at 15:28:26]`<br />**jenny**: how do i proc it<br />**jenny**: #bigdecadeenergy



`[in #hmmm on 2020-1-6 at 15:28:53]`<br />**jenny**: THERE WE GO<br />**jenny**: Gonna do a heist to steal potatoes because Crimesight is 2020 #bigdecadeenergy :eggplant:



`[in #general on 2020-1-7 at 11:32:52]`<br />**undefined**: <br />**katie**: IMO cleavage belongs everywhere it wants to be #bigdecadeenergy



`[in #overwatch on 2020-1-13 at 00:04:26]`<br />**undefined**: <br />**david**: lilpeeps screaming out that #bigdecadeenergy



`[in #general on 2020-2-14 at 10:50:10]`<br />**simon**: &gt; *Lightning Talks*:tm: :lightning::mega::lightning_talk: <br />**jenny**: WOWOWOWOW SIMON JUST STOLE MY POST #BDE :eggplant:



`[in #job-hoes on 2020-2-26 at 11:14:11]`<br />**undefined**: <br />**katie**: #bde chris is eating cheese strings and confusing his colleagues with riddles



`[in #general on 2020-3-4 at 14:19:55]`<br />**katie**: hahahahahahahahhahaah<br />**katie**: rebaybay is here for a good time _and_ a long time #bde



`[in #general on 2020-3-4 at 14:21:21]`<br />**undefined**: <br />**katie**: rebaybay came to ask forgiveness not permission #bde

old_crimes.txt

[2/15/2018] Greg: #twentycrimeteen while Cathleen and I are watching a movie, during the climax of the film, she decided to take some time to try out every ringtone on her phone. She seemed surprised I found this disruptive


[2019-2-20] rebaybay: #20crimeteen

[2019-2-21] katie: #20crimeteen btw

[2019-2-21] katie: #20crimeteen REBAYBAY DID AN ILLEGAL TRADE THAT'S A CRIME

[2019-2-25] meggeroni: ...#20crimeteen?

[2019-2-25] katie: meg did a crime and procced crimebot wrong #20crimeteen

[2019-3-5] jared: I was also thinking of doing the freezer thing until the ground thaws. It's fine because even if we wait until spring or summer, it's still going to be #20CrimeTeen! Also I think this is the first crime Katie has officially agreed to.

[2019-3-18] evelyn: i did witness that #20crimeteen

[2019-3-18] katie: evelyn doesn't know how crimebot works #20crimeteen

[2019-3-18] katie: meg wants to rub everyone with ethidium bromide #20crimeteen

[2019-3-19] tskoops: Tina does drugs in foreign countries. #20crimeteen

[2019-3-19] gleaver: <@U0UJZPVC6> snitching on my snitching #20crimeteen !?

[2019-3-22] gleaver: We also had to get a tire repaired this week. Is someone slashing coolsville tires? Are _we_ being #20crimeteen targeted by another group? :open_mouth:

[2019-3-24] katie: Tina took illegal bowl photos in Japan #20crimeteen

[2019-3-26] tskoops: Tina walks down dark alleys in foreign countries alone at night #risky #20crimeteen?

[2019-3-29] chris: Simon deletes post about spacejam #twentycrimeteen