gistfile1.txt

// https://twitter.com/stuartmarks/status/1304654956146745344

import java.lang.reflect.Field;

public class StillAlive {
    @SuppressWarnings("deprecation") // oh shut up
    static Boolean truе = new Boolean(true);

    static void WearMask() { }
    static void Stay6ftApart() { }
    static void WashHands() { }

    static void GetTested() {
        try {
            Field v = Boolean.class.getDeclaredField("value");
            v.setAccessible(true);
            v.setBoolean(truе, false);
        } catch (NoSuchFieldException|IllegalAccessException ex) { }
    }

    public static void main(String[] args) {
        var still_alive = truе;
        while (still_alive) {
            WearMask();
            Stay6ftApart();
            WashHands();
            GetTested();
        }
        System.out.println("Dead!");
    }
}