wipe the lync cache so it stops whining about SSL errors. better still lose lync, but if that's not an option, get a little venting in as well.

flog-lync.sh

flog-lync () {
  local LYNC_CACHE="${HOME}/Library/Caches/com.microsoft.Lync"
  LYNCSULTS=(
    'lync sucks so much its nearing gravitational collapse'
    'lync is so ugly the government moved halloween to its release date'
    'lync is the mars of conferencing systems there are no signs of life'
    'lync makes happy meals cry'
  )

  local rand=$[ $RANDOM % ${#LYNCSULTS[@]} ]
  local RAND_LYNCSULT=${LYNCSULTS[$rand]}

  rm "${LYNC_CACHE}/*"
  say ${RAND_LYNCSULT}
}