surrealdetective · June 4, 2013 01:35
diff --git a/pbj_fis002_alex_au b/pbj_fis002_alex_au
 1. Remember table is tall and made out of wood
 2. Remember plate is round has shortest height
 3. Remember pb jar is round and has a cap and is brown on the inside. 
 4. Remember jelly jar is round has a cap and is purple on the inside.
 5. Remember loaf is brown, grainy, wrapped in plastic and sliced into square-like pieces.
 6. Remember knife is shiny and share on the top half and dull on the bottom half. 
  /* Putting bread on plate */
 7. Find the "twist-knot" that is part of the loaf and red
 8. Grab each end of the twist-knot with a separate hand.
 9. Proceed to unravel it by twisting the two ends such that each end slowly gets longer. If the two ends get shorter, then twist the two ends in the opposite direction.
 10. Grab a "slice of bread," which is one of the many square-like pieces inside the loaf
 11. With the slice of bread still in hand, take your arm and swivel it over the plate such that your slice of bread is directly over the plate.
 12. Place the bread on the plate. 
 13. Repeat steps 9-12
 14. Grab the pb jar near its base with your left hand and with your right hand the lid such that your thumb wraps around the edge of the lid and your other fingers curl only upon the lid and not the jar. The lid is the smaller cylinder that has a slightly greater radius than the bottom cylinder that makes up the pb jar.
 15. Twist the lid until it comes off the jar.
 16. Repeat steps 14 and 15 for the jelly jar.
 18. Grab a knife on the dull bottom half such that the the top half that is sharp has its jagged edges facing away from you.
 19. Stick the knife into the pb jar such that it is stuck at the far end of the jar and such that the wide part of the knife is also facing you and that the knife is two inches deep into the jar.
 20. Using your other hand, grab the jar and pull the knife towards yourself while also using the edge of the jar as the fulcrum to lift the sharp end of the knife out of the jar.
 21. Take the knife and bring it to the plate.
 22. Spread the stuff on the knife onto one of the bread pieces.
 23. Repeat steps 18-21 with the jelly jar.
 24. Spread the stuff on the knife onto the bread slice that you used with the pb jar. 
 25. Put the bread slice with no stuff on it on top of the other piece of bread such that the edges of the bread have sides that are as close to parallel as possible with the other piece of bread.
	1. Remember table is tall and made out of wood
	2. Remember plate is round has shortest height
	3. Remember pb jar is round and has a cap and is brown on the inside.
	4. Remember jelly jar is round has a cap and is purple on the inside.
	5. Remember loaf is brown, grainy, wrapped in plastic and sliced into square-like pieces.
	6. Remember knife is shiny and share on the top half and dull on the bottom half.
	/* Putting bread on plate */
	7. Find the "twist-knot" that is part of the loaf and red
	8. Grab each end of the twist-knot with a separate hand.
	9. Proceed to unravel it by twisting the two ends such that each end slowly gets longer. If the two ends get shorter, then twist the two ends in the opposite direction.
	10. Grab a "slice of bread," which is one of the many square-like pieces inside the loaf
	11. With the slice of bread still in hand, take your arm and swivel it over the plate such that your slice of bread is directly over the plate.
	12. Place the bread on the plate.
	13. Repeat steps 9-12
	14. Grab the pb jar near its base with your left hand and with your right hand the lid such that your thumb wraps around the edge of the lid and your other fingers curl only upon the lid and not the jar. The lid is the smaller cylinder that has a slightly greater radius than the bottom cylinder that makes up the pb jar.
	15. Twist the lid until it comes off the jar.
	16. Repeat steps 14 and 15 for the jelly jar.
	18. Grab a knife on the dull bottom half such that the the top half that is sharp has its jagged edges facing away from you.
	19. Stick the knife into the pb jar such that it is stuck at the far end of the jar and such that the wide part of the knife is also facing you and that the knife is two inches deep into the jar.
	20. Using your other hand, grab the jar and pull the knife towards yourself while also using the edge of the jar as the fulcrum to lift the sharp end of the knife out of the jar.
	21. Take the knife and bring it to the plate.
	22. Spread the stuff on the knife onto one of the bread pieces.
	23. Repeat steps 18-21 with the jelly jar.
	24. Spread the stuff on the knife onto the bread slice that you used with the pb jar.
	25. Put the bread slice with no stuff on it on top of the other piece of bread such that the edges of the bread have sides that are as close to parallel as possible with the other piece of bread.