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/* ========================================================================
   $File: tools/ctime/ctime.c $
   $Date: 2016/05/08 04:16:55PM $
   $Revision: 7 $
   $Creator: Casey Muratori $
   $Notice: 

   The author of this software MAKES NO WARRANTY as to the RELIABILITY,
   SUITABILITY, or USABILITY of this software. USE IT AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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/* curl_multi_test.c

   Clemens Gruber, 2013
   <[email protected]>

   Code description:
    Requests 4 Web pages via the CURL multi interface
    and checks if the HTTP status code is 200.

   Update: Fixed! The check for !numfds was the problem.

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# <type>: (If applied, this commit will...) <subject> (Max 50 char)
# |<----  Using a Maximum Of 50 Characters  ---->|


# Explain why this change is being made
# |<----   Try To Limit Each Line to a Maximum Of 72 Characters   ---->|

# Provide links or keys to any relevant tickets, articles or other resources
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/**
 * example C code using libcurl and json-c
 * to post and return a payload using
 * http://jsonplaceholder.typicode.com
 *
 * Requirements:
 *
 * json-c - https://github.com/json-c/json-c
 * libcurl - http://curl.haxx.se/libcurl/c
 *

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#!/usr/bin/env python
# Convert a mysql dump into a sqlite-compatible format.
# I wrote this for just one script... no guarantess that it will work with others...
# python fsql.py < mysqldump.sql > readyforsqlite.sql

import re
import sys

content = sys.stdin.read()

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#!/usr/bin/python

import numpy
import pyaudio
import re
import sys

WIDTH = 79
BOOST = 1.0

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$ cat noexit.sh 
#!/bin/sh
seq 100 | while read; do exit; done  # If `exit' terminated the script ..
echo 'Still alive!'                  # .. this message would not be printed.
$ 
$ sh noexit.sh
Still alive!

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// Just before switching jobs:
// Add one of these.
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge.
//
// This started as a tweet with a joke of "C++ pro-tip: #define private public",
// and then it quickly escalated into more and more evil suggestions.
// I've tried to capture interesting suggestions here.
//
// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_,
// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous, @cmuratori, @mike_acton, @grumpygiant,

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# Hello, and welcome to makefile basics.
#
# You will learn why `make` is so great, and why, despite its "weird" syntax,
# it is actually a highly expressive, efficient, and powerful way to build
# programs.
#
# Once you're done here, go to
# http://www.gnu.org/software/make/manual/make.html
# to learn SOOOO much more.

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Since this is on Hacker News...

• No, I don't distribute my résumé like this. A friend of mine made a joke about me being the kind of person who would do this, so I did (the link on that page was added later).
• I apologize for the use of _t in my types. I spend a lot of time at a level where I can do that; "reserved for system libraries? I am the system libraries".
• They're all while loops because shut up, you're overthinking a joke.