Pachow!

getPachow.php

<?php
$html = trim(file_get_contents('http://swaraj.me'));
system("echo $html | pbcopy");

pachow.py

def main():
	hards = ['p', 'ch', 'k', 't', 'w', 'z', 'm']
	vowels = ['i', 'o', 'a']
	
	pachow = ''
	numSyllables = random.randint(1,4)
	for i in range(0, numSyllables):
		hard = random.choice(hards)
		vowel = random.choice(vowels)
		pachow += hard + vowel
	
	pachow += random.choice(hards)
	pachow += 'ow'
	print pachow