I took a walk in the woods. I love being out in the wild, the racket that nature makes when it's left alone. I live near a very large, state-protected forest, and while it's not exactly legal to do, sometimes I go along trails that aren't mapped. I've lived here my whole life, I know this area well. I'm used to going out and getting lost, though with GPS it's hard to get really, truly lost. It's relaxing to find myself in places I've never been, I don't find it eerie or intimidating. With my new job, I haven't had as much time to go out as I'd like. Adult life brings along things 'more important' than strapping on my pack and wandering out into nature with a can of bug spray and a book or two. But this weekend, I had some free time. So I went for a long walk. I live in the Northwest, and if you've been in the woods here, you know how dense the undergrowth gets in the summer. But it's fall right now, and while it's certainly still jungle-y out there, it's not impassible like it can be at the height o
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No one's perfect. No one's clean. Deep down we're all disgusting. It's just that no one wants to admit it.
I used to know a guy who specialized in a really specific kind of... sexual favor. He got one of those split tongue deals, where they slice down the middle of it and make you look like a snake or whatever. Well he had one of those, and he could control each side independently. It was wild, he could tie a cherry stem in about two seconds.
So this friend with the split tongue, he reads in a book about how these guys in the Middle East stick things down their urethras and jack off. And ignoring what the idiot kid in the story did with that information, my buddy wonders if maybe he can put his tongue to good use.
Now that I'm not confined to a plot-driven box, I can go back to telling stories the way I like to. Or, I guess, the way HE likes to.
Russell had an accident. It was pretty bad and I'm not sure when he's going to be back on here. He's got some bad motor problems now and I guess the therapy takes a long time. He'd prefer to tell you guys about the accident himself when he gets back, so I'll leave it at that.
In the meantime, he wants me to talk to you guys a little about what I do and what kinds of things I've seen. I guess he's got this project going about the stairs, I haven't read most of the posts. He told me what kind of things you guys are interested and I've spent some time thinking about it and coming up with a bunch. Russell said to make a large post, so I'll make this one a good length if I can. EDIT I can't figure out the bullet points so it's just gonna be a big paragraph of sorts.
I'm sorry I haven't been around for so long. I had an accident, a pretty bad one. I'll talk about it some other time.
There's been an outbreak here. It started about three weeks ago, when the leaves were just turning. Tourists poured in from all over the country-it happens every year-to go camping before the first snow and take pictures. It's our town's last tourist season before everything shuts down for the winter, and we're used to handling the influx of people. But with that many people, of course you're going to see a big increase in accidents and reports. A lot of the reports are the usual bear, Bigfoot, wildcat, and serial killer sightings. An equal amount are fires, gunshots, disorderly conduct, and basic first aid calls. I cannot stress enough how mundane most of our days are, in terms of unusual events. We can go months, sometimes years, without any really huge incidents. But, that being said, we seem to be in the middle of an outbreak.
In the last three weeks, we've ha
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URL="https://transfer.sh/dbct7/sqldeveloper-17.4.0.355.2349-no-jre.zip" | |
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