obviously...hehlyrics by TC and DP; music by DP

You're (Obviously) Doing It Wrong!

(verse)
E              B
We made an API that does a lot of work
C#m                 A
And it's so easy to use. (It's extensible!)
E                         B
You say it's too verbose, and that we didn't pair,
C#m                        A
I just think you've got the blues.

  (pre-chorus)
  B       C#m       A
  I'll commit these files,
  B       C#m    A
  Every one of them,
  B       C#m      A         F#m  B
  And then I'll re-write your code!

    (chorus)
    (B)                    E    A             B        E      A  B
    'Cause you're doing it wrong! Yes, you're doing it wrong!
     C#m         F#7       C#m     A
    It's so obvious to the rest of us
    (B)                  E         A        B       E      A  B
    That you're doing it wrong! Oh, you're doing it wrong!
     C#m         F#7         C#m              A    (B)
    It's so dangerous if you don't stick with us,
     B                   E
    When you're doing it wrong!

(verse)
You want to write a test over all this code?
No, I don't see any need. (It's infallible!)
It's taking way too long (too long!), too long to automate
All the edge cases you see.

  (pre-chorus)
  You can run the tests,
  do it manually,
  I'll just keep slinging more code!

    (chorus)
    'Cause you're doing it wrong! Yes, you're doing it wrong!
    It's so obvious to the rest of us
    That you're doing it wrong! Oh, you're doing it wrong!
    It's so dangerous if you don't stick with us,
    When you're doing it wrong!

  (bridge)
  B                                   C#m            A A A
  It's plain to see you're struggling with our code
  B                                   C#m            A A A
  And that you can't seem to grok the design.
  B                                           C#m           A A A
  The layers have got you wound up and you're all confused.
  F#m                                              A  B
  So take our advice - get out while there's still time!

    (chorus)
    'Cause you're doing it wrong! Yes, you're doing it wrong!
    It's so obvious to the rest of us
    That you're doing it wrong! Oh, you're doing it wrong!
    It's so dangerous if you don't stick with us,

    When you're doing it wrong! Yes, you're doing it wrong!
    It's so obvious you're not one of us
    'Cause you're doing it wrong! Oh, you're doing it wrong!
    It's so dangerous if you don't follow us,
    When you're doing it -- when you're doing it wrong!