Uses Haskell types to turn a String into garbage.

gistfile1.hs

import Data.List (sort)

-- |Type which holds a single character depending
--  on what it is.
data CharType = Consonant Char
              | Vowel Char
              | Other Char
              deriving (Eq)

instance Show CharType where
    show (Consonant c) = c : []
    show (Vowel c) = c : []
    show (Other c) = c : []

instance Ord CharType where
    compare (Consonant _) (Consonant _) = EQ
    compare (Consonant _) _ = LT
    compare (Vowel _) (Vowel _) = EQ
    compare (Vowel _) (Consonant _) = GT
    compare (Vowel _) (Other _) = LT
    compare (Other _) (Other _) = EQ
    compare (Other _) _ = LT

-- |Wrapper around a list of 'CharType'@s@ for convenient
--  handling of entire words.
newtype Word = Word {unWord :: [CharType]}

instance Show Word where
    show = concat . map show . unWord


-- |Wrapper around a list of 'Word'@s@ for convenient
--  handling of entire sentences.
newtype Sentence = Sentence { unSentence :: [Word]}

instance Show Sentence where
    show = unwords . map show . unSentence

-- |\"Smart\" constructor for 'CharType'
charType :: Char -> CharType
charType c | c `elem` vowels = Vowel c 
           | c `elem` consonants = Consonant c 
           | otherwise = Other c
  where
    vowels = "aeiouAEIOUäüöÄÜÖåÅøØÆ挜"
    consonants = filter (not .flip elem vowels) (['a'..'z'] ++ ['A'..'Z'])

-- |Turns a single 'String' into a 'Word'. It must be a single word.
mkWord :: String -> Word
mkWord = Word . sort.  map charType

-- |Watifies a 'String' which contains an entire sentence.
mkSentence :: String -> Sentence
mkSentence = Sentence . map mkWord . words