memeplusplus

# Meme++: A Langugae For The Moment

## Control Structures

### iDontOften/butWhenIDo

Evaluates BLOCK when CONDITION is TRUE

```
iDontOften BOOLEAN_CONDITION
butWhenIDo {
  BLOCK
}
```

### yuNo

Evaluates block when CONDITION is FALSE.
```
yuNo BOOLEAN_CONDITION {
  BLOCK
}
```

In either block, if the condition fails, it can be followed by an optional (else) execution path:

```
yuNo BOOLEAN_CONDITION {
  BLOCK
}
areUKiddingMe {
  BLOCK
}
```


## Error Handling

When an error is fatal, the `tableflip()` built-in should be called to begin unwinding the function stack:

```
yuNo doSomething() {
  tableflip("RAGE!")
}
```

Unwinding can be stopped by trapping:

```
itsATrap tableflip("RAGE!") {
  facepalm("Caught the rage.")
}
```

## Built-in Functions

Write to STDERR:

```
facepalm(MSG)
```

To handle assertions:

```
challengeaccepted(CONDITION)
```